Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands Because their extinct I love your content though you always inspire me to get back to Skyrim, every time I watch you I’m happy and sometimes laugh please keep up the great work sorry I can’t make the streams
time to start the video, fall asleep an hour in, wake up at like 5 am to pee, rewind the video back to where i remember last, watch like 30 mins, fall asleep AGAIN, wake up and once again rewind back to the point i remember last then finish the video
Until late 2023 my only way to play Skyrim was on the PS3- and I did still play it a lot. I used to bring a book with me to read during the loading screens.
Ill never forget accidentally deleting Skyrim off my Xbox 360 trying to delete old saves cuz my loading screens were so long. Rip the nord I beat the game for the first time with :(
The trick is to have two copies of Skyrim. While one game loads, you read books in the other. That is obviously by design, as a way to get people to buy more Skyrim.
1:03:30 If you followed Hadvar and the smith into the building and talk to them there, that would unlock the dialogue option that guarantees entry into the city.
@@Fiemus9 Fighting Swedes is a Danish tradition. So no problem. Fighting the Swiss...... well........let's just say I don't have any gold from Germany in the '40s laying round, so not a problem either.
When I was playing, Exodia was the most powerful creature in Yu-Gi-Oh, was divided into five super rare cards, and you pretty much instantly won if you managed to get them all on the board
I'm sure its probably already been mentioned but some people did this sort of thing with a star wars movie years ago and the full thing is on RUclips. It's probably my favorite RUclips video ever. I think it's called Star war the third gathers backstroke of the West.
You may have a lower chance of making the Persuade check to enter Whiterun because you didn't complete the dialog with Alvor in Riverwood to request the Jarl's aid. Plus that also gives you a backup dialog option for when you do fail.
For real, you have to tell your experience of Joov while on medicinal horse tranquilizers. Especially during the part where he beats on the Macho Man's taint.
The nurses had to come in to check on me from laughing louder than I understood I was. I also would repeat the weird translations without knowing I was doing that let alone yelling the weird quotes…. They almost stopped the treatment because they thought I was having an anxiety attack from my heart rate going up from the genuine fun I was having. The monitors would beep as my heart rate increased from laughter, so that’s new. 🤣
Incredible words of wisdom in this one: "You can still find good bread in the desert" and "It doesn't matter what the horse wants, the wheels must kill!"
This feels like a fever dream. I'm in some ridiculous pain today and kinda out of it as a result. Thank you Joov for ur calm(ish) voice and wild fucking experience lol
You know that you can go left after the bridge that gets crushed by the rock in Helgen, along the stream, or backwards after the bridge has collapsed. There is a skeleton with a health potion
The part where he tried to get arrested for littering and then continued to walk away from the guard who was clearly tracking him down after he littered in front of her was phenomenal
Idk if joov will see this, but "John [property name]" as a joke (like John halo, John Skyrim, John fallout) comes from the fact that the movie Rambo is staring John Rambo.
skipped work because i had a blinding migraine and then i watched this when the excedrin kicked in. 1:34:56 i feel like i need that sick note too for work
my interpretation of Feet's line to The Dragonborn did it is that everybody else signed on for the show without reading the contract, but TDBdi did read the contract and knows fully well that they might actually die, so he assumes that they don't care if they die.
Man joov your humor is exactly my type! I find myself watching these stream vods and I'll be laughing constantly as if it were a supercut on the highlight channel!
I have never cried laughing at a joov video quite this much before. Absolutely lost it when Alduin shouted ‘CONVERATION’ and it just kept getting better.
2:22:50 I love some things Bethesda does, like stealth releasing high level mudcrabs that wallop people so a whole bunch of people started randomly dying to mudcrabs and are too embarrassed to talk about it xD
There's a site that lets you automatically put words through Google translate multiple times and end back in English if you were ever looking to do this again
Oh my gosh, since the video started, I was laughing so hard my chest hurt. On High Hrothgar, I literally had to stop eating so I didn't choke on my rice.
Tip for ruining things with Google Translate: Run it through Finnish at some point, or Icelandic. Icelandic is very hesitant to adopt words, and Finnish was for a long time the same. For example, dragon in Finnish is Lohikäärme, literally translating to salmon-snake.
I found the weirdest workaround for the ps3, I use a capture card and plug it into an iPad then can use the hdmi out on the capture card to whatever else and it somehow works
Skyrim Badly Translated Challenge component idea.s.. a) must use Alchemy in some way, and no UESP or wiki for finding recipes, only in-game information b) something with the Riekling Chief c) listen to all of Septimus's dialogue d) listen to all of Hermaeus Mora dialogue e) ALSO use the Skyrim Door Randomizer Mod - this can lead to lots of branching challenge ideas, lololol, some of them becoming more serious
you can find really good bread in the 'german service desert' PS: only watching the VODs but I appreciate the stream watchers because there be no vod without them!
The first time i played Skyrim was on the PS3. I made the mistake of trying to swim in water and it crashed my ps3 so badly that i couldn't get the disc out and my entire ps3 was bricked
Joov discovering that google translate knows the official translation for "dragonborn" But he also doesn't know that the two arrow icon between the languages are to swap the languages, taking out the need to copypasting the result from one side to the other.
there is a new trailer for the next skyrim game and it basically says that we will be something called a light born and that it will take place in hamerfell.
I love that this was supposed to have removed the absolute mess of mods and focus on just a few mods. but instead like almost every mod except the texture mods remained. Even Sky fucking City baby we're going to Sky City 2!!!!
I don't have an interesting pinned comment today leave a fun dad joke under this
@@DietJoov why does batman lay on his stomach?..
So Robin doesn't get his worm😧
Why can’t dinosaurs clap their hands
Because their extinct
I love your content though you always inspire me to get back to Skyrim, every time I watch you I’m happy and sometimes laugh please keep up the great work sorry I can’t make the streams
Hi Joov I don't have any dad jokes rn, but I love you, bud 🖤
Fun dad joke.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
time to start the video, fall asleep an hour in, wake up at like 5 am to pee, rewind the video back to where i remember last, watch like 30 mins, fall asleep AGAIN, wake up and once again rewind back to the point i remember last then finish the video
Not a single unique experience
the average long video experience
More like 5 minutes for me.
Nice shirt
@@SofiaEditzzzzholy shit i didnt notice the shirt i love that band lol. just blind.l
Until late 2023 my only way to play Skyrim was on the PS3- and I did still play it a lot. I used to bring a book with me to read during the loading screens.
SAME
360 was not much better lmao. Gosh, I miss the days of playin on 360
💀
Ill never forget accidentally deleting Skyrim off my Xbox 360 trying to delete old saves cuz my loading screens were so long. Rip the nord I beat the game for the first time with :(
The trick is to have two copies of Skyrim.
While one game loads, you read books in the other.
That is obviously by design, as a way to get people to buy more Skyrim.
guys i used joov's link and i'm already already lvl 100 in HAIR MONSTER ONLINE and the animations are amazing, that game is awesome, i love it!
1:03:30 If you followed Hadvar and the smith into the building and talk to them there, that would unlock the dialogue option that guarantees entry into the city.
See. Weird little things like this make me happy for some reason
@@DietJoovas I like to say it's the stupid little details that make games so intriguing
*Swiss dude donates*
Joov: “Another Swede!”
*my Swedish heart* CRITICAL HIT!
*Laughs in Danish*
This killed me because it's the second time I've gotten this wrong but at least I remembered right away 😅
@@Kar4ever3careful we might get hit in the crossfire! 😂
@@Fiemus9 Fighting Swedes is a Danish tradition. So no problem. Fighting the Swiss...... well........let's just say I don't have any gold from Germany in the '40s laying round, so not a problem either.
@@Kar4ever3 I know, de svenske svin😅 Just saying it could easily be us. Dont think Joov, knows the differences
2:00:23 okay the Courier's timing with the echo of Heimskr's "I love you" was absolutely peak comedy holy *shit* 😂
1:05:24 I love how "The Warmaiden's" turned into "Battle Girl" 😂
My dog ate an entire bag of scrabble tiles. So we had to take her to the vet….
No word yet.
I'm sorry that happened to you.
Ngl I damn near lost it when Understand said "Windows requires a command prompt." My humor as a tech nerd is fried
I love telling dad jokes...
Sometimes he laughs.
most dad joke ive heard lmao
I've got tons of dad jokes....
Just let me check my dad-a-base.
isn't that just a pun?
@@swivell Look, it's a joke if it's punny.
I feel like the Macho Man dragon should just be permanent lol
*OHH YEAHH*
someone should do an rp series as a non native skyrim person with this mod and it be so serious, it would be HILARIOUS!
What happens when you boil a clown? You get a laughing stock
When I was playing, Exodia was the most powerful creature in Yu-Gi-Oh, was divided into five super rare cards, and you pretty much instantly won if you managed to get them all on the board
I'm sure its probably already been mentioned but some people did this sort of thing with a star wars movie years ago and the full thing is on RUclips. It's probably my favorite RUclips video ever. I think it's called Star war the third gathers backstroke of the West.
You may have a lower chance of making the Persuade check to enter Whiterun because you didn't complete the dialog with Alvor in Riverwood to request the Jarl's aid. Plus that also gives you a backup dialog option for when you do fail.
Straight up I’m watching this during my 4 hour ketamine treatment let’s go omg
Hell yea brother
Let us know how it goes
For real, you have to tell your experience of Joov while on medicinal horse tranquilizers. Especially during the part where he beats on the Macho Man's taint.
The nurses had to come in to check on me from laughing louder than I understood I was. I also would repeat the weird translations without knowing I was doing that let alone yelling the weird quotes…. They almost stopped the treatment because they thought I was having an anxiety attack from my heart rate going up from the genuine fun I was having. The monitors would beep as my heart rate increased from laughter, so that’s new. 🤣
Incredible words of wisdom in this one: "You can still find good bread in the desert" and "It doesn't matter what the horse wants, the wheels must kill!"
This feels like a fever dream. I'm in some ridiculous pain today and kinda out of it as a result. Thank you Joov for ur calm(ish) voice and wild fucking experience lol
You know that you can go left after the bridge that gets crushed by the rock in Helgen, along the stream, or backwards after the bridge has collapsed. There is a skeleton with a health potion
You can pickpocket keys off of the Companions fighting the giant.
The part where he tried to get arrested for littering and then continued to walk away from the guard who was clearly tracking him down after he littered in front of her was phenomenal
The curse of all Skyrim players out there: "I didn't save." I feel you, I really do.
Courier in this mod is on some “your package came in the male~” ah shit and I’m living for it
based courier
Joov: "Can't go past 100!!"
Chat: "That's not very PLUS ULTRA of you Joov."
Idk if joov will see this, but "John [property name]" as a joke (like John halo, John Skyrim, John fallout) comes from the fact that the movie Rambo is staring John Rambo.
Congrats on 400k Subscribers on the main channel. 🎉
yeah!!!
skipped work because i had a blinding migraine and then i watched this when the excedrin kicked in. 1:34:56 i feel like i need that sick note too for work
326 point turn ( Vod watchers will find out next vod )
my interpretation of Feet's line to The Dragonborn did it is that everybody else signed on for the show without reading the contract, but TDBdi did read the contract and knows fully well that they might actually die, so he assumes that they don't care if they die.
it is a misconception that people should not watch joob
“He knows violence against woman”
(Monster Java shoots out of nose)
Man joov your humor is exactly my type! I find myself watching these stream vods and I'll be laughing constantly as if it were a supercut on the highlight channel!
Joov my boy when are we gonna get jorts joov merch
Working with Wrangler on a sick pair of Jorts
@DietJoov don't toy with me like this I want some jorts that say Joov in your font on the back pocket
"That was a peaceful way to go." ... he got his head chopped off! He was quite stoic about it, though.
The time has come once again for me to come back and binge the last 3 months of vods from where I left off
Welcome back o7
The cultists show up at any level immediately following the start of the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller quest
saying "im right" at the end of whatever you say to chat could be like your version of jabo saying "true" all the time
I have never cried laughing at a joov video quite this much before.
Absolutely lost it when Alduin shouted ‘CONVERATION’ and it just kept getting better.
Goon platoon
I'm glad to see you were able to overcome Bleak Falls Barrow this time 😇
2:22:50
I love some things Bethesda does, like stealth releasing high level mudcrabs that wallop people so a whole bunch of people started randomly dying to mudcrabs and are too embarrassed to talk about it xD
And here it is again.
we need to get this vod on trending
5:50 waking up to a vod where Joov is quoting someone who is saying they woke up to a Joov vod is so fucking disorienting let me tell you
Skibidi lit gucci, bro - on god, no cap...
This all just sounds like modern slang to me. Excuse me, while I go yell at a cloud now.
There's a site that lets you automatically put words through Google translate multiple times and end back in English if you were ever looking to do this again
Joov bestie Markarth region lock when
One does not simply get rid of THE MACHO MAN!
Does holding the oakflesh spell in the left hand keep the punching perk from working? It looked like you need empty hands based on skill description.
Damn you, the guy who made text to speech sing Bingo Bangor Bongo song! It's stuck in my head now 😅
I swear Joov's chat is deaf.
jarl big ball be ballin be ballin! he's lord of the rings!
game audio too quiet.
Welcome back you crazy son of a gun
Oh my gosh, since the video started, I was laughing so hard my chest hurt. On High Hrothgar, I literally had to stop eating so I didn't choke on my rice.
My original Skyrim experience was on PS3
I remember going to launch with some bros
RIP to GremlinSpirit
Tip for ruining things with Google Translate: Run it through Finnish at some point, or Icelandic. Icelandic is very hesitant to adopt words, and Finnish was for a long time the same. For example, dragon in Finnish is Lohikäärme, literally translating to salmon-snake.
It just occured to me that the empire is executing PoWs in the intro... Septim IV never would've allowed this.
Estheticians are hair stylists. 1:35:07 A beautician, more generally. They aren’t doctors.
I enjoyed this so much. Your interaction with this mod is flawless. Hair monsters online!
I found the weirdest workaround for the ps3, I use a capture card and plug it into an iPad then can use the hdmi out on the capture card to whatever else and it somehow works
Dragons: It is a misconception that you must not smoke.
Near the end Joov sees literally generic magicka regen robes and gets really excited for some reason. I don't understand.
This dude dun broke reality in thw beginning of the video by phasing through solid matter. Absolute legend
This might be the funniest vod I’ve seen in a while
lmao 22:00 "do not kill me" "He should"
I like how you got rid of Pendulum because he tocked too much.
Skyrim Badly Translated Challenge component idea.s..
a) must use Alchemy in some way, and no UESP or wiki for finding recipes, only in-game information
b) something with the Riekling Chief
c) listen to all of Septimus's dialogue
d) listen to all of Hermaeus Mora dialogue
e) ALSO use the Skyrim Door Randomizer Mod - this can lead to lots of branching challenge ideas, lololol, some of them becoming more serious
Sitcom music also sounds like mariokart end of match music, when they're going around the track waving their arms with a free cam.
Understand sounds like a satirical Deku voice lol
Tenfatcats if you're reading this... how did that Swiss beating England go for you?
I mean we still lost lmao. It’s not coming home.. again
where Hair Monster Online code ? plz 😩
I'm dying here when you were speaking to the jarl and the kids after killing randy savage joov
you can find really good bread in the 'german service desert'
PS: only watching the VODs but I appreciate the stream watchers because there be no vod without them!
The first time i played Skyrim was on the PS3. I made the mistake of trying to swim in water and it crashed my ps3 so badly that i couldn't get the disc out and my entire ps3 was bricked
38:16 DS3 STORM RULER MENTIONED GRAHAAAAH
consider: horse was conspiring with the cultists. she went for that triple kill
Joov discovering that google translate knows the official translation for "dragonborn"
But he also doesn't know that the two arrow icon between the languages are to swap the languages, taking out the need to copypasting the result from one side to the other.
That lady Riften guard was scarily coherent, started to wonder if she was part of a different mod :P
Hair monster online, raise the most powerful pompadour embattle your friends
An aesthetician is a plastic surgeon 😂
Joov honestly would be a great runescape voice actor. His guides would be huge.
Fun fact solstiem can start at any level and the only requirement is meeting the graybeards
That was so intimate how do you make sure we could hear the sexy game
Audio 100
the random arabic right before the execution made me snort so hard
Remember when the sony conference for the ps3 revealed it was like 600 dollars and then xbox came out and just said "300" and everyone lost it
no dad joke sorry, just wanted to say im enjoying being a vod frog.
I've been watching you for a while now, since maybe 15 or 20k on your main channel, and I think this is my favorite stream you've done
Currently losing it over "The Pendulum"
As a Scandinavian, I can attest that liquid steak is indeed very big here.
29:20 The voice audio is so dang low, and I can't just turn up the volume on my end since Joov's voice is 10x louder lol
there is a new trailer for the next skyrim game and it basically says that we will be something called a light born and that it will take place in hamerfell.
I love that this was supposed to have removed the absolute mess of mods and focus on just a few mods. but instead like almost every mod except the texture mods remained. Even Sky fucking City baby we're going to Sky City 2!!!!
Sorry, but the fact that you will have Randy Savage dragons for the rest of eternity is hardly a bad thing.
Big fan of the Charlie quick scene swap bit
Damn, didn't know Rob Swire was in Skyrim cast
Should have called him words 😂