Gatekeepers [Ft. Jschlatt]
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Jschlatt and Soothouse make some trade deals
Schlatt: / jschlatt
Schlatt drawing by: pebber-pot.tum...
MERCH: soothouse.bigca...
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse
Intro:
/ @weirdfsh
![This Person Doesn't Exist [Feat. SorrowTV]](/img/1.gif)
Isn’t Schlattcoin the thing Will spent 98 diamonds on before it collapsed?
Yes.
but got profit, it will surely rise up to one lapis
Pffftt it didn’t collapse schlattcoin is forever it can’t collapse it’s too good to fail
no he a made a profite of -98 diamonds and plus 2 irons what do you mean?
But its going up, went from 1 iron to 2 so will is gonna be rich
“Don’t learn a language if you don’t come from the language bearers”
If everyone took that advice, no one could translate between any two languages.
I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO SPEAK ENGLISH OH GOD OH FUCK
I don't understand what the original grievance is. You're not allowed to speak any language except your native one because...?
@@raptorjesus6120 it's cultural appropriation, just like eating food that doesn't belong to "your people"
That in practice is an absolutely terrible idea though...
Your English pass has just been revoked.
Soothouse uploads
Me : Clicks
*Ft. Jschlatt*
*Me : Turns down volume*
6:09
Max volume
Life is a joke Me: Max Volume
@@katla3393 I think I've gone deaf
I'm gesticulating
I saw a pic from Tumblr where someone was cosplaying Korra from Legend of Kora and trying to bend the water out of a sink. Someone pulled that "don't cosplay POC if your white" but like, the person cosplaying in the picture... Was the voice actress. She literally IS the character.
It’s perfectly fine to cosplay a character of the opposite skin colour as long as you don’t change your skin colour just for the cosplay.
@@Uhhhh970 💯💯💯
@@smeggiamagarwine blackface for example
You think I won't go all out for my Killmomger cosplay by blacking up and doing lots of tiny cuts on myself? That's pussy talk.
@@smeggiamagarwine
Magic, obviously, idiot
4:00
You'll never hear a woman say that about a jacked up truck either. Might hear a man say it, though.
Tries to attract ladies by jacking up truck.
Actually attracts a bunch of dudes that only want to talk about cars.
Never been to the south huh?
@@Larcona_
I live in the South and I only ever see guys talking about them.
@@Larcona_ Literally live in texas, never heard a girl say that about a truck ONLY the ones who are into country/cowboys type and that's still a maybe.
@r h If you don't own any cows, you can't wear a cowboy hat. Now that's gatekeeping I can get behind!
Truly disgusting, that some people would do this horrible thing.
the rainbow is like lmanburg, schlatt stole it
We need to do an ultimate collab video with all the Reddit RUclipsrs Endgame style
*Text to Speech*
and when the do the 'all-female' scene it's just rihanna
HA HA HA HA HA
While you were strong, I threw you aside, but now that you are gone, I only want you back
I like how at 5:04 he is trying to be all considerate of cultures and everything and then he calls mandarin "Chinese"
you played me like a fiddle you bastard I tought this was gonna be of gate and weird things guarding them, such as two russians.
TOOK ME A MINUTE TO REALIZE THERES ONLY ONE HAND LMAOOOO
"Hold on, I gotta take a sip of my soda real quick "
*Opens the gates to hell*
*then closes those gates and guards them*
HA HA Hᴀ ʜᴀ ʜᴀ
*sluuuuuurp*
*Space-time continuum gets completely fucked up*
*Cyberdemon pops out*
no cops at pride, just jschlatt and his soundboard
yes
And stolen rainbows
He helps us steal the rainbows
@Rex R cheers mate
@Rex R absolutely, it's a great album, pneuma is one of my favourite tracks
Don't you just hate it when you go to sip on your soda & accidentally launch a rocket into space instead?
Ok Jack...!
@Professional Pretender Ok Professional...!
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha
SODA TIME
jack holy shit jack you just gate keeper gate keeping a true. A true man you are
oh my GOD it's the crossover I never thought I needed until now, god bless this video
God is gay
666 LIKES
@senseyy elaborate.
@@beepboop8751 it's a joke dummy dum dum, from the first post of the video
“If you’re white, you can’t speak Spanish.”
I’d like to introduce you to the entire country of Spain.
And parts of central america
And like , a lot of south america
The inventor of Spanish
If you're human you can't talk
If you're not American, you can't speak English
I love how David thinks _gesticulate_ is *gestate* and Jschlatt thinks it's *gyrate* and they're trying to have a conversation but they're both wrong
Oh i think sclatt *knows exactly what it means*
Sclatt
I love how they both are joking and that's not what they actually think but you just don't get the joke
@@nanos1267 bruh come on. why you gotta turn something that made me happy into a whoosh
@@nanos1267 I think you're overthinking it a bit lol they get shit wrong all the time
"hold on i gotta take a sip of my soda real quick"
*_sounds of jschlatt summoning satan_*
" _H A H A H A H A H A_ "
That's a great one wilbur
Nicolas Preciado sick one, Charlie!
------------HA
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HA
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To this day it's one of the few things I can listen to 100 times and I still laugh my ass off
*resonance cascade*
the jschlatt funny mic is always a welcome addition to the party.
Geared Productions “THATS NOT ALLOWED IN MINECRAFT”
Can we do the girl mic? The girl mic is so good
F U N N Y M I C
@@Adolesence r/woosh
*HAHAHAHAHA*
I cant believe Jschlatt predicted himself moving to Texas
everyone in the tri-state area wants to move to texas lol
@@xiscaw but then doofenshmirtz can’t take it over if no ones there
“White people can’t speak Spanish”
Spain: *N O*
literally every spanish speaking country except peru, bolivia, and Equatorial Giunea.
The dumbest part: If the whites from Spain didn't exist, those people wouldn't be speaking Spanish.
Toyota AE86
Lmaoo I’m half mexican half white, do I only speak half of the language?
Illuminati Confirmed Sos una nucita xdxd
@@illuminaticonfirmed1389 mexicans are white.
Schlatt is a master of comedic timing, holy hell
That's a great one wilbur
@@KFCGAMING55 Ha ha ha ha ha
HA
HA
HA
HA
HA
@Maya Stevens Love it, David
@@korialogo hold on soda time
You're not a REAL SootHouse fan unless you've physically consumed pant
Inhale denim clothing article used to cover the lower half of the body
you must also touch fanny
Ben Vasquez r/cursedcomments
Did it with mom and son Sampson
only pant can consume me
“dont learn a language if you do not come from the languages bearers”
how are diplomats and ambassadors supposed to communicate then lmao
By fist fights obviously
Marius Schröder you have a point....
Babel fish obviously
Sign language
Braille
“White people cant cosplay people of color”
And before you ask, yes that includes purple people
I got so confused there, like "bItcH she's fUCKinG PURPLE"
I can sort of understand why Garnet would be considered a character of color because of her voice, but Amethyst is pretty much 100% ambiguous from a visual and vocal perspective.
Leighton Petty what if I identify as Thanos
@@kkhagerty6315 you racist piece of shit.
@@ohno4930 - I got confused, and looked it up, and apparently some people see her as a PoC because she speaks in African-American Vernacular English (ie. "speaks like a black person"). I'm not sure what to do with that info,, since I thought quite a lot of southern white people spoke like that too, but there you go.
I mean purple is technically a color
how did you get logan from Big Time Rush on SootHouse?
its funny because he tricked us
STOP UNSUBSCRIBING I’M LOGAN FROM BIG TIME RUSH
AH AH AH HA
Chill, no need to be in a big time rush
@@milesgaunt6767 WHA AH AOH, AOH
“Get out of Texas. Get out of my state.”
That aged well.
"i like [thing]"
"you're not allowed to like [thing] unless [stupid reason]"
*"bruh."*
I should’ve skiped the video and gone straight to this comment, thanks for summing it up.
ohhh damn i was smoking one and I just thought you wanted a bruh in the brackets..
you're not allowed to like [bruh] unless [bruh]
Yare yare daze
that’s it, that’s the sub
YoItzJewel I know there can be some toxic gate keeping, but I would also say there is some justifiable gate keeping too. It’s a social trend. Sometime people just get it and some don’t. It’s like when a small tight not community gets flooded with people who don’t know the customs, rituals, etc of an in group and end up spoiling what made it great to begin with. I mean, it definitely can be easily perverted, like those in the video, but sometimes it’s more effective than just letting whoever in to a group.
6:10 this man sounds like the announcer voice in the SCP video games
OOF it’s the CBT voice
You are not a real scp fan if you never [Redacted]
[DATA EXPLUNGED]
Scp secret laboratory flashbacks
I love when [DATA EXPUNGED]
Ah yes Amethyst. A woman of color. That being purple.
Amethyst lives matter.
Purple like your privilege
What
@@fahrenheit2795 *_Thanos Lives Matter_*
HauntedDragonGaming Excuse you my good sir, you are forgetting the most powerful purple being... Barney.
"Don't learn a language if it's not your foreign language"
Me: alrighty then! Time to press the 'forget how to speak English even tho I've been learning it since I'm like, 9' button!
Now im gonna unlearn english and stop understanding anything froms movies vidios or games that havent been translated to my language
O que é que estive a escrever aqui não entendo nada
@@GreenColossus Sorry Sir, I would reply to your comment in Portuguese but I don't want to appropriate your culture
@@GreenColossus tb tive de esquecer inglês
*presses the unlearn swedish and Russian button*
I'm only gonna say this once.
*[MIC COLLAPSES IN ON ITSELF]*
I'm only gonna say this once
*[CAUSES SINGULARITY]*
I'm only gonna say this once.
*[LOUD]*
I'm only gonna say this once.
*[MIC UNWILLINGLY TRAVELS TO ANOTHER DIMENSION]*
HOLD ON I HAVE TO TAKE A SIP OF MY SODA REAL QUICK
*V O I D*
*THE GATES OF HELL OPEN*
@@geraltofrivia323 HA
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Ha
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𝘩𝘢
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HA HA HA HA HA...
Wow. That's a great one Wilbur!
I want to like your comment but you have 666 likes so I'm not sure
@@breezze9626 liked it for you
SICK ONE CHARLIE!
As a POG, woman, and someone in the LGBTQ+ community, I apologize.
Edit: meant to say POC but POG works too
I thought you meant pog as is “person of gay”
@@elle_hamm17 PERSON OF G A Y
POG
Pog 😎
Poggers, pogchap, pog, politician of gaming, play of game, and Tommyinnit.
Can Jschlatt be in every video moving forward
PLEASE
Sign our petition to make the funny goat man a permanent member of soothouse
Well, it seems like your dream actually came true.
I mean,,,he technically was?
they cursed us
*DON’T CALL YOURSELF A FAN UNLESS YOU CIRCULATE THE AIR IN A ROOM*
Mike-Daddy my cousin can when he eats a pot o' beans.
5556
technically we do by breathing
Kat Delahaye so then anyones a fa- Ohhhhhh
A fan circulates the air
I get the joke now
I think this should be renamed Jschlatt ft Gatekeeping
This Jschlatt guy is really hilarious. I hope he gets verified on Twitter one day.
ye
he is now :]]
Maybe he gets a billboard too, you never know
“This is what a medicine cabinet looks like”
That’s a spice rack.
Nirim Does Stuff not for antivaxers
Here in America, where we're all thugs, that's a medicine cabinet. And they all look like that.
@@lordjimbo2 there isn't a cabinet that doesn't look like that
and what do you think essential oil is
that’s an apothecary table
like when we collectively stole the rainbow from *go d*
That's why God forbids the gay
rest in pissy shitties
Fuck you, it's mine, I'm not giving it back.
We ain't giving it back, it's so pretty.
go
d
I love how their mics are kinda bad, it improves the comedy
2²
@@syrianterroristgaming6732 that's deep
Mainly Schlatt’s lmao
4:28 me: * is white *
Also me: * lives in Central America *
Well shit. Guess I will associate with ABSOLUTELY NOBODY until I die.
OOF
I already don't
@@slendveny7191 cheers mate
You aren't a true soothouse fan if you haven't consumed an entire house completely made from soot
pawsome sauce yesh
GIVE IT BACK! GIVE IT BACK I SAY
Why do you have the liberal flag as your pf pic
@@balls4992 Do you mean... The pride flag?
@@iminsideyourwaIls No one asked.
this. now THIS is how a guest should be in a video.
Jschlatt is the best person to ever live on this planet
petrifyer L
Overbearing, liking David more than anyone else, get all reads
Some audio balancing would have been nice, though.
Haha yeah... wait
@@3rza753 2nd best* doesnt like stal.
"If you are white you can't speak Spanish"
*Suddenly Spain doesn't exist*
Whoever wrote that clearly did not pay attention while learning about the Spanish invasion 😔
For my country Nahuatl is just one of 68 indigenous languages that there is here
They just wanna excuse failing spanish class lol
Erik Tiber it makes sense now
Spain just culturally appropriated Spanish from Mexico ya know lol
Well
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
This Wilbur guy seems so funny! Would be a shame if he turned out to be an abuser or something
“men can’t have depression because other social groups have it worse”
that’s like having a male and female getting the same injury and the doctor takes the female first because the man is weak for feeling the pain
"How fucking dare you have your own unique personal problems?"
Spooky Luigi that actually does happen though. Ladies have less pain tolerance
@@wolfetteplays8894 it seems to be more subjective and from what I've read men being conditioned to be more tough also might have something to do with their supposed higher pain tolerance
@@wolfetteplays8894 I've always heard that women have a higher pain tolerance than men. Must help during childbirth!
I hate shit like that because everything can be going right in a person life, but depression will still get them.
i keep hearing schlatt as shat and it's kinda throwing me off a little
embrace the shat
bathe in scat
Only 90's kids are allowed to remember anything
If you remember anything and you weren't born in the 90's, I'm here to take you to Nostalgia Jail
Joke on you! I’m ‘03 and I can’t remember anything cause of my crippling memory issues!
@@BobSheepbob The worst thing is that you still remember not being born in the 90s.
You have my deepest sympathy.
Jan Elan Testaverde thank you, I cry myself to sleep every night 😔🤙
@@BobSheepbob nice
I was going to reply but I can't remember what I was going to type 🤔
The bite of 24'
LMAOO
hahahhha so funny ahhahahahah im laughing so hard ahahhahhaa i cant breath ahhaahhaa
@@feryndoesstuff what?
Don't call yourself a singer if you're not a literal sewing machine.
I know your comment is a year old but I must ask what this even means
@@EnbyHarmonia Singer is a brand that manufactures sewing products and sewing machines.
@@OlaftheGreat oh ok thats less ominous
Oh hey me from 2019, how's it going? My god, you had no idea what you were in for.
JSchlatt should honestly just become a member of soothouse at this point this video is pure gold nothing can top this
And then they never made another video again
Nah.
right right oh yeah that’s real nice. these people are actually people too, y’know. don’t be toxic
@@ltcmajor4688 I really hope you're joking right now
star vail what, about being nice to people? if you’re thinking i’m being ironic, i’m not intending to be mean, i’m trying to stop people from being rude to other people. be nice to people. if you send hate to something you don’t like that you can easily avoid, then i see that as a problem. don’t you?
I was really hoping this was just pictures of dogs in front of gates
That would've been a lot better
God I miss Soothouse so much
Same
They are coming back btw it's going to be about confessions
@@lewisbaitup6352 holy fking cow, for real?? Well that's one of the best news I've read lately
@@diegochavez1286 ):
@@beanos927 srsly
Jschlatt sounds like someone who would like the stal music disc from Minecraft
Edit: It seems like a lot of people don’t get the reference
You have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
hankvenom is that u
Andyroo Brick-a-Brack I believe that they know exactly what they’re doing.
DUUUUUN DUN DUN DUNNNN DUUN DUN DUN DUUUUN
IT'S FUCKING GOOD XD
5:25 wait.. Amethyst is purple.. Yes that's a colour, but idk of anyone that has purple skin.... I guess only Thanos can cosplay her?
Imagine Thanos with ginormous breasts please
@@viracocha6093 so just Thanos then?
T
hanos
And the amazing bulk
And galaxar from monster vs. aliens
only real SootHouse fans bite their girlfriends
....im single..
That's rancid💀💀💀
Imagine God riding a carriage and a bunch of gays dressed in pink pulling God over and stealing his rainbows
We found the reason why God hates gays
Damn homosexuals stole my rainbow! *Shakes fist*
reach for the skies, hand over the rainbows
hence my phrase, "I killed God."
*_Hands where I can see them God! Right, pass those rainbows over and no one gets hurt..._*
Mega collab: soothouse, Carson and friends, schlatt, rtgame, callmekevin
Sorrowtv
General Sam
Marshal Does Stuff
Combat FISH good point how could I forget sorrow
Sorrow, general sam, and marshall
As a gay male I can confirm that during pride month we have a daily secret meeting where we discuss various ways of stealing the rainbow again in case God gets it back
m8llo_695 As a fellow gay: dude, thats confidential, you dont wanna get the Gaystapo after you.
@@BuglordSupreme shh, don't tell them, please, do it for me
Only true intellectuals know that before the Gays stole the rainbow from god, God stole it from the Irish Kobolds.
@@belisarius6949 e
As a trans man, I would like to remind you we don’t accept store bought cookies m8llo_695
Is it not redundant to say that someone stole something from God, considering he invented everything?
Sounds like something god would say, clearly youre stealing gods words
@@PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
*Give back God's words.*
bro stfu
Holy shit, I'd never heard of this guy before but he's really funny
Amy Willis you’ve never heard of SCHLATT COIN??
they don't call him jschlatt for nothing
Heh more like gayschlong
You know him bro you know him
You come here often?
Imagine making a race issue of someone cosplaying a fictional character who's a member of a race of sentient space rocks...
Lmao
You're laughing now but just wait. The 2nd coming of the Rock people is nigh, and you people will fall first to their *S T O N E S*
And purple.
And purple
And purple.
I'm just imagining shlatt smiling trying not to laugh while using the soundboard
"Take a girl to the gym and tell her to do what she wants" k I'll go home and take a nap
good, just dont nap on the treadmill
2:31 That's what our cabinets look like when we don't have healthcare.
Nu Youkai are you ok?
You have a brain tumor? Here lavender is supposed to help with head aches
@@cutecat304 And then you proceed to use snake oil
@@Phoenix_Films just cuz it's near by doesn't mean I can afford it. My aunt lives near Orlando that doesn't mean she goes to Disney anytime she's sad
I too am the proud owner of an alchemy cabinet!
The "Ha ha ha ha ha" sounds like something you'd hear on an Age Of Empires 2 lobby.
The mafia city ad
That's how Jimmy Fallon laughs when a guest makes a joke
That's Dimitrii from Castlevania
Just let me take a sip of my soda
*THE GATES OF HELL OPEN*
Your profile picture - you stole gods rainbows! GIVE THEM BACK!
It’s one of those damn gays! _Tell us where you put those rainbows.._
HA HA HA HA HA
crisiscore341 *NEVER*
Hey this comment seems familiar
Man I miss these guys. I hope they come back someday, they’re the heroes 2021 need
I know, I miss them so much. 😭
5:01
Yeah guys let’s live in a world where no one can understand eachother
Howdy, wholesome Yoshikage Kira! I am cursed Yoshikage Kira
carlee
Yoshikage Kira Profile picture gang
Tower of Babel all over again, I tell ya
Bruh
Oh so will's minecraft boyfriend is finally here
LMAO
Lol
A a a a a a a
This comment aged...
@@cryptticrow it did...
i love how schlatt is so funny that he downplays everyone else
I didn't even know who Schlatt was back then. Man this channel is a nostalgia trip.
Was watching Jschlatt then saw this was uploaded.
After cleaning up the resulting mess I then clicked as fast as I could.
I know right, it was a great video, but was it worth ruining a good pair of pants? Absolutely
Tamsmit Sam
Couldn’t agree more.
By the way, could I perchance interest you in the new crypto currency sweeping investors off their feet?
Schlattcoin.
@@sirapple589 no, dont worry about introducing me. I have already invested my life savings into schlattcoin because its value doesnt stop growing.
You guys aren't a true SootHouse fan if you've never seen their collab video with SorrowTV
I have seen several collabs.
FIGHT ME!
*FIGHT ME!*
Do you actually watch the videos you comment on? Just wondering.
Dude how are you everywhere
“Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover”
Me: “Soothouse and SorrowTV”
I have a feeling Justin y is using bots
as a gay i can confirm we stole the rainbow from god
Are you going to give it back
@@paddy650 never.
as a fellow gay, i actually took part of it home, its hung up on my wall
The great heist
@@paddy650 no i dont want to give it back :(
It’s astounding how SMP live is actually bringing people together like this outside of the server
Wilbur and Schlatt where friends before SMP Live
This turned into the Schlatt show real quick
this just predicted post election l'manburg
@@Galfuria_ fuck l'manburg
@@therealslimshitty5186 *cries*
“American cities are scary but have you been to Haywards Heath?”
Alright lad don’t call my town out
I just checked Haywards Heath in Google Maps and it's right next to *Cuckfield*
I'm already way too scared of going into UK.
Haispawner don’t forget the good ol’ city...Cockermouth
@@madzadventures3714 I haven't been in UK I'm in Finland. That's still an amazing name.
@@Haispawner we pronounce it "cookfield" but I always found the signs funny
While in America you will be shot by thugs, here in the UK you will be stabbed up multiple time by a chav. I’ll let you decide which is better.
The funniest thing about some of these is how they're arguing about something you don't want just so they can 'win'. Like imagine being like "hey the UK is less violent and you can feel safer in most places, what losers come to AMERICA where we fear for our life every day"
off
Hhaha yes im statistically more likely to die than you, lmao scrub
no one:
Jschlatt:
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That's a great one wilbur
Love it, David
Fucking sick one, Charlie
Hey, nice joke Matt
Soda time! *THE SOUNDS OF A BLACK HOLE ABSORBING THE WORLD*
*WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE COSPLAY CHARACTERS OF COLOR*
I am crying from laughing so hard.
I LOVE BEIN PURPLE
@Turnip Singularity What?
hot take: jschlatt being present in any situation automatically makes it 1000x better
Wait , isn't a hot take supposed to be unpopular? ;)
I miss this channel so much. :(
don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
we've still got the back catalogue at least
@@lebster_ thank you lebster
@@lebster_ goddam did Shakespeare get reborn in you
I mean, it may (emphasis) come back some time, it’s just on an indefinite hiatus
4:50 is nobody wondering how he took that picture
Sydney Cazier teeth
Maybe a friend took it
His third arm
His toes.
with his left hand
Noone:
not even Soothouse:
JSchlatt: *HA HA HA HA HA*
Yunachi O.o not funny, didn’t laugh.
@@Jack-yg7pi didn't funny, not laugh
@@BPro-pj5er i did not causing laughter or amusement; humorous not make the spontaneous sounds and movements of the face and body that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement and sometimes also of derision.
@@Jack-yg7pi Too bad, but I couldn't care less :)
Yunachi O.o not funny didn’t laugh
hey jschlatt what do you think of the minecraft music dis-
minimuu HEY CARSON CAN I TALK TO YOU REAL QUICK
I WANT HIM G O N E
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Animated Graph he's worse than Hitler
"You know me"
only balls
Everyone besides Wilbur carried this channel imo. So id say this channel could make a comeback without him (but that’s kind of unlikely tho)
soothouse without soot is crazy 😭
@@oofitssnail it’s true tho, everyone was funnier than him
@@oofitssnailthey're all soot
I am so conflicted with this video because SootHouse keeps making me laugh but the posts they talk about keep making me mad
I don't understand how they went from implying that conservatives don't like free healthcare to implying that conservatives don't like freedom.
@@RawGameplay Conservatives have stood for things that were very anti-freedom (ex. Slavery)
@@RawGameplay it's called a joke
I agree, I fucking hate white people.
@@hamoodhabibi9798 I agree, I hate people
I’m ok with shlat being the advocate of America
Same bro God frikin bless
He will bring the enemies of America to their knees with soda sipping and annoying stock laughter sounds
@@helvarstark4282 Ha Ha Ha?
this aged poorly (/rp)
Same
I laughed so hard at the two hands thing, disabled people who crack self - deprecating jokes are ok with their body and it makes me happy somehow.
“HOLD ON I HAVE TO TAKE A SIP OF MY SODA REAL QUICK”
*universe implodes*
. HA
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I read it as goatkeeping and there was a dog. My expectations were completely different.
One time my conservative southern grandmother told me that the devil stole the rainbow from god and made it the gay flag
Yeah, it's true. I saw it on the news.
Grace Daniel that’s conservatives for you. Feels over reals guys, for sure.
-.. .- -- -./-.-- --- ..-/... .- - .- -./
Asa Jake not all conservatives are old senile people most of them are smart people who don’t sit there screaming at the other political groups we just sit back and watch you dumbasses kill each other in the street like apes
r/thathappened
Are subredditing things in comments still a thing?
Look at that badass Prius.
There ya go
EDIT: Hate to say this but I’m not a woman (genderfluid/androgynous), so I’m not sure this qualifies anymore.
@Obama Prism can i have the n word pass mr. Obama
@@user-qd9kh Yo... thats a car
Look at that badass Blue 2003 Toyota Echo 🥵
No, it has to be “bad ass,” not “badass.”
@@akish302 Apologies.
Look at that bad ass Prius!!!
Youre not a true soothouse fan until youve seen wilbur on SMP Live
That's gatekeeping
(unless that's the joke)
@@overdosed3002 its not
(It is)
i love the diversity in microphone quality from soothouse
Is that Jschlatt, the genius entrepreneur and inventor of SchlattCoin(tm)??!?!?