This is the type of mom that forces their kid to say "Hello" and give a hug to a person they don't know/remember. Then they say, "Don't you remember? She changed your diapers and babysat you when you were a baby!"
I once had an enthusiastic random, asian woman come up to me and say: Hai, I was your old daycareteacher, I recognised you instantly Emma, I wiped your butt when you were little!" She said it loud and I was in my late 20's, so I just laugh-coughed and said: GHA okay.
@@rahileshanbi5551 She did a skit a few months back about a teacher talking to Callum's mom on the phone about his behavior at school. One of the questions that came up what was Callum's dad occupation, the answer was left to the viewer's discretion since she didn't say anything explicit.
I have photos to prove that I too was submitted to the 'Santa's Grotto' grotty was right, old man stench and a boozy breakfast. LOL nice memories, perfect portrayal.
I can still remember the cigarette breath, the nicotine stained fingers and moustache, the "I can't be effing bothered with this" attitude and the crap toy out of a bin full of sawdust.
Your channel found me because of a windy, excellent rendition of, "Never going back again". And you're also *really* funny! Like, playing very difficult guitar pieces is just frosting....
Years ago there was a cartoon strip in, I think, Mad magazine. In the first two frames a small kid, all wrapped up for winter weather is excitedly dancing about in line, chanting "I'm gonna see Sandy Claws". Third image, big close up of a wrinkled face with mad eyebrows abd a massive grin saing "Well, ho ho ho!" Fourth image, kid running off in floods of tears as a surprised Santa looks on.
I remember that I told my mom I wanted an Ipod or something like that, and she told me that Santa couldn't make that because he doesn't have the licensing agreement to make that.
Delightfully true - most of it anyway. I can, though, recall going to some really outstanding pantos in the 1960s. Plenty of clever and mildly smutty innuendo.
My school's grotto made the children eat a tictac to "see santa" but it was really because the guy complained about our rank breath Now I associate the taste of mint tictacs with Christmas
I work as an elf in a Santa grotto each year and there's always the parents pressuring their children to take a photo when they clearly don't want to and it's so awkward 😪 then they have to take hundreds of pictures cos their little treasure won't smile
My favorite part was that weird transitional age where you knew it was all made up but your younger siblings did not, so you still had to pose for a photo with a random man.
I was dragged kicking and screaming before Sinterklaas (The UberClaus) because:" Sinterklaas *knows everything about you.* Can't remember what dark secrets I had back when I was five years old but I did calm down and let him talk to me in a gentle, reassuring voice.
You're absolutely lovely!! You should definitely think of joining the amateur dramatics society; you would make a fantastic actress. Your gestures and expressions are incredibly professional! Your accent, South Yorkshire.... Rotherham, Sheffield area?
That little brute! How could she do this to such an innocent child? I can’t imagine why the poor kid would start screaming and crying in the first place just because of not wanting to sit on a random stranger’s lap. This is not accepted in today’s society anymore. Poor kid! 😢💔
You seem like a nice girl I’ll give you some advice for your mental health we’ve all got your back but stop reading your comments when you start getting into the quarter of a million follower range it will keep you from doing what you do best, being you
We're American and one of my stepsister's grandsons is named "Callum". Callum Woodhouse is one of the actors on the British series, "All Creatures Great and Small".
This is the type of mom that forces their kid to say "Hello" and give a hug to a person they don't know/remember. Then they say, "Don't you remember? She changed your diapers and babysat you when you were a baby!"
I see you’ve met my mother haha.
I once had an enthusiastic random, asian woman come up to me and say: Hai, I was your old daycareteacher, I recognised you instantly Emma, I wiped your butt when you were little!"
She said it loud and I was in my late 20's, so I just laugh-coughed and said: GHA okay.
I like how she continues with the Callum's dad joke instead of making it a 1 time thing
Wait, what’s the previous reference tho 😂
@@rahileshanbi5551 She did a skit a few months back about a teacher talking to Callum's mom on the phone about his behavior at school. One of the questions that came up what was Callum's dad occupation, the answer was left to the viewer's discretion since she didn't say anything explicit.
" don't be stupid" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Said with a smile.
Its not stupid. Its "shtoopid".
Your facial expressions and comments are spot on! 😂😂
"Cinderella.... It was -really good-" 😂😂😂
CALLUMS DAD IS BACK! The man! The myth! The legend!
Man that 'stop dragging your feet' hits so fucking hard
The acting talent is next level
The bit about the pantomime was perfect 😂
true
Looks like it’s paid off, since I think I saw a play which she started in!
I have photos to prove that I too was submitted to the 'Santa's Grotto' grotty was right, old man stench and a boozy breakfast. LOL nice memories, perfect portrayal.
I can still remember the cigarette breath, the nicotine stained fingers and moustache, the "I can't be effing bothered with this" attitude and the crap toy out of a bin full of sawdust.
Subjected?
She never misses!
She is funny and gorgeous. Happy Christmas everyone
The happiest time of the year. ISN'T. IT?
The callums dad bit sent me 😂☠️
we finally found out what job Callum's dad has. figures.
Don’t knock it. Being a Father Christmas doesn’t pay much, but the holidays are fantastic.
I tap the thumb up even before watching 😂😂😂😂. She’s fantastic
Your channel found me because of a windy, excellent rendition of, "Never going back again". And you're also *really* funny! Like, playing very difficult guitar pieces is just frosting....
This felt personal even though I'm not close to being british at all lol.
Tired, exasperated mom trying to coax her socially anxious kid with practically zero filters to interact with people is practically universal
Years ago there was a cartoon strip in, I think, Mad magazine. In the first two frames a small kid, all wrapped up for winter weather is excitedly dancing about in line, chanting "I'm gonna see Sandy Claws".
Third image, big close up of a wrinkled face with mad eyebrows abd a massive grin saing "Well, ho ho ho!"
Fourth image, kid running off in floods of tears as a surprised Santa looks on.
Callum's dad really needs to do better
Definitely a part timer....
I am not sure if her meeting Callum was a coincidence or deliberate as part of the joke
The ends of your videos are always the funniest 🤣🤣💀
Cinderella pantomime sounds riveting. 😂
🤫 Dreadful
I remember that I told my mom I wanted an Ipod or something like that, and she told me that Santa couldn't make that because he doesn't have the licensing agreement to make that.
Brilliant
Ha! Nice 🎅👍
That's true. Steve Jobs wouldn't give him the licence because he wanted to sell direct to control pricing.
Hiya love in the yorkshire accent santa, looking at you thinking Yorkshire ET
I just realised that Santa's Grotto was a way for parents to learn what their kids want for Xmas :o
I'm addicted to that accent 😅😅
Modern day Joyce Grenfell. For those of you who don't know, it's high praise.
I had to go back and watch to find out about Callum’s dad.
Yes spot on! My mum was just like this! We never went to Santa’s Grotto it was always a green screen.
This woman should do a revival of those old 90s Maureen Lipman BT ads 😂
Grotto? That sounds like Santa is some ancient swamp beast, why do you call it a grotto 😂
It's not any old grotto - it's Santa's Grotto 😊
Delightfully true - most of it anyway. I can, though, recall going to some really outstanding pantos in the 1960s. Plenty of clever and mildly smutty innuendo.
You'll be a great parent one day, all that ptsd will be passed on
My school's grotto made the children eat a tictac to "see santa" but it was really because the guy complained about our rank breath
Now I associate the taste of mint tictacs with Christmas
The Santa at my local department store stank of cigarettes. It was like talking to an ashtray.
Its really nice to see how you would be such a great mother.
She’s going to (or not) be a perfect mom. She’s very well prepared for this
I work as an elf in a Santa grotto each year and there's always the parents pressuring their children to take a photo when they clearly don't want to and it's so awkward 😪 then they have to take hundreds of pictures cos their little treasure won't smile
I can imagine you being a mom one day 😊
🎶 Father Christmas, give us the iPhone
/ We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed 🎶
My favorite part was that weird transitional age where you knew it was all made up but your younger siblings did not, so you still had to pose for a photo with a random man.
You are beautiful ❤
Thanks! Made my day ❤️
I was dragged kicking and screaming before Sinterklaas (The UberClaus) because:"
Sinterklaas *knows everything about you.*
Can't remember what dark secrets I had back when I was five years old but I did calm down and let him talk to me in a gentle, reassuring voice.
Love from 🇮🇳India
The mum coat
You're absolutely lovely!! You should definitely think of joining the amateur dramatics society; you would make a fantastic actress. Your gestures and expressions are incredibly professional!
Your accent, South Yorkshire.... Rotherham, Sheffield area?
That little brute! How could she do this to such an innocent child? I can’t imagine why the poor kid would start screaming and crying in the first place just because of not wanting to sit on a random stranger’s lap. This is not accepted in today’s society anymore. Poor kid! 😢💔
Unrelated, but what lip product are you wearing? It's so pretty! It really suits you
Brilliant!
Children these days always want expensive tech 😭
Not like when I was a boy.... Oh no wait, exactly like that.
Poor Callum's dad XD
Nailed it
brilliant. lol
we mainly have Santas at the mall.... I take it the Grotto is the same?
Father Christmas as it should be. Not Santa nonsense.
Mom can we stop by McDonald's...
Gone all hight tach
Is Santa's Grotto what all British people all this? I sure hope so
Hilarious 😂 and the character is so annoying omg, which means that you're a great actress...
I hope you’re not a mum yet 😂
Is she Wallace or Gromit? Please tell me.
What was she mouthing after saying it was really good?
She says "dreadful" !
@@VeraRose555 Oh 😆😆 thank you!
u have become ur mums nightmare.
I tried yanking the beard off when i was little
marry me
Only Child i presume.
Father Christmas*
Don't be SHtupiiid 😂
🩵
Schtewpid
You seem like a nice girl I’ll give you some advice for your mental health we’ve all got your back but stop reading your comments when you start getting into the quarter of a million follower range it will keep you from doing what you do best, being you
They call it Santa's "Grotto"? Good God, the english really perverted their own language and left the americans to fix it all for them.
Callum cant possibly be a real name right? Ive never heard it before but its hilarious sounding so i hope its real lol
Callum is a real name 😂. Quite common in Britain.
You've never heard of the name Callum?
We're American and one of my stepsister's grandsons is named "Callum". Callum Woodhouse is one of the actors on the British series, "All Creatures Great and Small".
What? It's an insanely common guys name in the UK and Ireland
Christmas is Haram !! 🙃
I wonder if she will marry me if I ask her? I'm a bit smitten.
Not bloody likely 🤪
@@eleanorsendeavors29 I wasn't asking you!
@@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb Go for it!
I suspect quite a few (thousand) young men are a bit smitten with her as well. 😀💁🏼♀️
Brilliant!!