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  • Опубликовано: 2 авг 2024
  • Jake, Gareth and special guest Lamorne Morris talk to a caller grossed out by men crying. Later, Jake and Gareth help an engineer student with their class project.
    Check out Lamorne's new podcast / @thelamorningafter on RUclips!
    00:00 Intro w/ Lamorne Morris
    01:33 Lamorne Morris - should grown men cry
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    28:18 Engineering Senior Project - how to pitch to shark tank
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    Jake Johnson (New Girl) and Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop) don't feel qualified to give strangers good advice. Most of their friendship over the last 15 years has been based around dumb bits, but they do (for better or worse) want to try to help people out. Like your friendly local bartender or your tipsy uncle at a family gathering, Jake and Gareth are on the caller's side and trying to help.
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  • @HUSHMONEYBAND
    @HUSHMONEYBAND 5 месяцев назад +204

    Just put Lamorne on the pod permanently! He’s the best!

  • @swgreen1975
    @swgreen1975 5 месяцев назад +45

    Genius move to have Lamorne begin the call which in turn threw the caller completely off 😂😂😂 You know it’s always going to be fun when Lamorne is on 😉

  • @jenv635
    @jenv635 5 месяцев назад +63

    "This is not Denzel Washington by the way..its just me" 😂

  • @papasmurph131
    @papasmurph131 4 месяца назад +15

    I love getting sucked into their banter and then remembering there's still someone on the phone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @debbsandflowyoga
    @debbsandflowyoga 4 месяца назад +15

    How have yall made 53 eps already??! It's a New Girl dream come true to get to see Lamorne and Jake every week on their pods ❤❤❤❤

  • @julianichols
    @julianichols 5 месяцев назад +19

    Not Lamorne being in the BMO ad that came up while I’m watching this 😂

  • @EwokPanda
    @EwokPanda 5 месяцев назад +31

    Loving these night-shift drops of the World's #1 Podcast!

  • @MonsterPill
    @MonsterPill 5 месяцев назад +29

    Lamorne is the best

  • @dallindurrant7486
    @dallindurrant7486 5 месяцев назад +33

    first girl basically described herself as jessica day😂

    • @elizabethdycus3859
      @elizabethdycus3859 5 месяцев назад +6

      And her dates are JJ Watts

    • @LoveIsAll88
      @LoveIsAll88 5 месяцев назад

      @@elizabethdycus3859totally!😂😂😂

  • @chumsole3463
    @chumsole3463 5 месяцев назад +10

    The BMO ad with lamorne before the episode leading to this, it's a - lamorneing!!

  • @user-db9it8ep2q
    @user-db9it8ep2q 18 часов назад

    16:25 i'm so in lovr with lamorne's denzel😂😂😂

  • @MrsLadybug1901
    @MrsLadybug1901 5 месяцев назад +8

    Lamorne left a drink ring on the couch and I can’t look away.

    • @LoveIsAll88
      @LoveIsAll88 5 месяцев назад

      Oh no I see it-it hurts!

  • @SerenaaAlice
    @SerenaaAlice 5 месяцев назад +17

    The most UNHINGED intro yet.

  • @mickeylynch3605
    @mickeylynch3605 5 месяцев назад +9

    Definitely going to need more Barbara

  • @S317537
    @S317537 5 месяцев назад +8

    Loving this late night uploads to keep me company when working 😊

  • @Freckles101598
    @Freckles101598 5 месяцев назад +23

    This podcast is so good I wish I had more problems you’d want to solve

    • @HeretoHelpPod
      @HeretoHelpPod  5 месяцев назад +13

      That sounds like a problem in itself!

    • @bethyviz
      @bethyviz 5 месяцев назад

      Feelin the same way!! 😂

    • @ellaleis8449
      @ellaleis8449 4 месяца назад

      weird flex

  • @Falcopunch97
    @Falcopunch97 5 месяцев назад +7

    Shout out New Haven!! I hope we get to see Gracie’s epic robot buddies

  • @k.c.5255
    @k.c.5255 5 месяцев назад +7

    I’m plus one-ing Portia’s issue. This is not a weird thing that no other women have experienced. 😂 Jake’s advice was spot-on. Lamorne’s advice…lol…not as helpful. Who the hell wants to stick around for date #2 when the guy cries on the phone after date #1? Get outta there, Portia. Jake’s advice is solid. Use that wisdom moving forward!

  • @hartlas
    @hartlas 5 месяцев назад +5

    They basically pitched that Gracie should make the Mr. Handy robot from Fallout 🤣

  • @maggieboswell7350
    @maggieboswell7350 5 месяцев назад +5

    Your ads are the only ads I don’t skip

  • @rosiedonaldson7015
    @rosiedonaldson7015 5 месяцев назад +2

    So great to see Lamorne on the postcast! Another great episode ❤ and woody sounds like a hoot!

  • @fitzkingtherapy
    @fitzkingtherapy 23 дня назад +1

    We are both trying to figure out the shit analogy 😂😂

  • @isso84
    @isso84 5 месяцев назад +5

    Lamorne ♥He was so good in Fargo!

  • @gamesplit2893
    @gamesplit2893 5 месяцев назад +10

    okay wtf i swear at 9:34 i saw the "were here to help" poster zoom in am i crazy or does anyone else see that??

    • @bkm2023_
      @bkm2023_ 5 месяцев назад +3

      lmaooo just came to see who else saw it

  • @sanjays6120
    @sanjays6120 5 месяцев назад +2

    I like how the here to help bot is basically just Bender from Futurama

  • @HilaryTJ
    @HilaryTJ 4 месяца назад +1

    Jake’s initial pitch of Woody immediately made me think of Johnny 5!

  • @josef2012
    @josef2012 5 месяцев назад +4

    Thanks so much for time stamping the ads,now instead of skipping them,I can start from the beginning and watch them all in their entirety! A true podcast Godsend! 😘

  • @eben3020
    @eben3020 4 месяца назад +1

    Jake’s laugh sounds a lot like my late father’s and it brings me so much joy

  • @patricksmith1990
    @patricksmith1990 4 месяца назад +1

    I love that they just came up with Rosie from the Jetsons

  • @olivercaan520
    @olivercaan520 5 месяцев назад +6

    Love the podcast!!
    Would like to see longer episodes…
    maybe have a 30 min convo with the guest after the call🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Its_Norwegian
    @Its_Norwegian 5 месяцев назад +8

    Place ya' bets folks. When do they get him to do a Denzel impression.
    Lamorne is a quick 'yes, thank-you' when he's on a pod, and I'm heading over to Lamorning After right after this.

    • @randyyork1942
      @randyyork1942 5 месяцев назад

      He breaks out Denzel in the first episode he’s featured on, check it out!

    • @MrSimpleton
      @MrSimpleton 5 месяцев назад

      16:24 😂

    • @Its_Norwegian
      @Its_Norwegian 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@MrSimpletonAnd he gives the game away!

  • @hdv993
    @hdv993 5 месяцев назад +16

    I do miss the earlier episodes where they didn't forget about the caller lol

    • @gamesplit2893
      @gamesplit2893 5 месяцев назад +2

      its not their fault theyre best friends haha

    • @LoveIsAll88
      @LoveIsAll88 5 месяцев назад +1

      With you there. The general flow of the earlier ones. I was digging them and was so hooked. Lately, I feel less pulled in. I love you guys so much-continue doing you. Just happy to know I’m not alone in that feeling and hoping you all find a good rhythm! ❤

  • @ThinkTwice2222
    @ThinkTwice2222 4 месяца назад +1

    LOVE me some Gilly B.. Listen...I watch this, I live it and Allis tells me to lean in now

  • @jasonyates3311
    @jasonyates3311 5 месяцев назад +4

    37:37 Did Jake take a note on his shoe?

  • @soxxel12
    @soxxel12 4 месяца назад +1

    Why is it now I'm realizing why they cast JB Smoove as Winston's (not) long lost father? The "I am F'n up their bowels" made me feel like I was watching a bit on Curb.

  • @novayeager3457
    @novayeager3457 5 месяцев назад +2

    It makes so much sense that Gareth's Mom is British because this man looks like a brit

    • @mkyt2601
      @mkyt2601 5 месяцев назад

      His name is also Gareth

  • @amandakucsera
    @amandakucsera Месяц назад

    10:55 just remove your eyes you’ll be good 😂❤❤❤ hahha nooo

  • @dallindurrant7486
    @dallindurrant7486 5 месяцев назад +5

    i love how after a while with the first caller they just stop trying to help and start talking about they're own thing 😂

  • @carolynmchugh5679
    @carolynmchugh5679 5 месяцев назад +2

    no time for lamorning after when i have to catch up on my favorite podcast the dollop 😊

  • @ritzo97
    @ritzo97 5 месяцев назад

    Love the pod! Nothing but love but did anyone else have a ringing sound in this ep?

  • @samanthaxwalker
    @samanthaxwalker Месяц назад

    The Denzel impression is 💯

  • @amandakucsera
    @amandakucsera Месяц назад

    Wait why does this look very Bioshock-y, maybe this is a podcast they would play in Judas… sorry I mean audio log 😂❤

  • @Tmanfunk22
    @Tmanfunk22 5 месяцев назад +1

    I would LOVE to be on this show to hear your guys thoughts on my problem, I have emailed in just hoping to be picked!

  • @aliciamoore3741
    @aliciamoore3741 5 месяцев назад +4

    When is it Hannah Simone’s turn??

  • @mimifanet
    @mimifanet 5 месяцев назад +1

    I see lamorne I click

  • @HMbeav8404
    @HMbeav8404 5 месяцев назад

    I’m gonna make lamorne earn it ;)

  • @drewm7455
    @drewm7455 5 месяцев назад +2

    Wait is the lamorne podcast for real? Because i cant seem to find it.

    • @Jasmine-tr1zs
      @Jasmine-tr1zs 5 месяцев назад

      It is real! The Lamorning After , episode 1 is out with jake as rhe guest

  • @user-df4wr7qp2d
    @user-df4wr7qp2d 5 месяцев назад

    idk if its a good thing lamorne is so available

  • @ryancarr808
    @ryancarr808 5 месяцев назад +5

    My advice is for Porsche, squint the entire time. Cancel out the big eyes.

  • @amandakucsera
    @amandakucsera Месяц назад

    Ha ha ha of course he’s the one out of them all who started a podcast ♊️

  • @theofficialtylerbeam
    @theofficialtylerbeam 5 месяцев назад

    I know, how cliche to have Lamorne on as a permanent host. Plus he’s starting his own. Buut. This isn’t just star power. It’s genuine connection. This is what we want. We NEED the 3 of you. Period.

  • @jordanerickson5986
    @jordanerickson5986 5 месяцев назад +2

    Lawn roomba for dog poop. Build it

  • @Cash42
    @Cash42 5 месяцев назад +1

    Jake is so Barbara 💀 Gareth is more like Robert Herjavec

  • @katel9038
    @katel9038 5 месяцев назад

    WINSTONNNNNNNN

  • @Emi_Alvarez
    @Emi_Alvarez 5 месяцев назад

    Can we get Damon on this?

  • @Vale-yn6nu
    @Vale-yn6nu 5 месяцев назад +18

    I love this podcast but the amount of mid roll ads, longer sponsorship announcements, and shorter calls is scaring me. I hope it doesn’t become a shitty commercial thing

    • @Samanthaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Samanthaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 месяцев назад +4

      At least they make the ads funny! I don’t think they’ll become that- I know many shows have, but I have a good feeling about these guys 🙃

    • @mml7455
      @mml7455 5 месяцев назад +7

      ads probably mean they're making some $ so hopefully it's a sign they'll keep this up and running ..best podcast going 😆

    • @mikkicolon
      @mikkicolon 5 месяцев назад +6

      People do need to make $ to make quality production possible, so at least they make them fun. And you can always fast forward.
      However, I do agree about not liking shorter calls.

  • @lanni9788
    @lanni9788 23 дня назад

    The comments here are so missing the point. There is no problem with men who cry, the issue is that after a first date with someone you don’t know at all, and the waterworks start after a first date?! I find it so hard for someone to not get the “ick” from that. I’ve dated men and we will have a heartfelt tear filled conversation after a FEW dates in, and it can become meaningful and lead to a longer term relationship. But after a first date, c’mon, that’s a lot to take in. No one is shaming anyone. If anything, Lamorne was gaslighting her for a very brief moment if you listen closely - no hate because I think it all came out as a supposing to be a funny bit. Listen, we love a guy who isn’t so macho and is in touch with him emotions, but let’s get to know one another a bit more first! Geesh 😅

  • @user-cr6od8pk7j
    @user-cr6od8pk7j 5 месяцев назад +13

    Use me as the Porsha dislike button. We love men that cry!!

  • @oliviajudd3613
    @oliviajudd3613 Месяц назад

    Portia.. Porsche? Dude are you a pisces?

  • @CM-pf1xc
    @CM-pf1xc 4 месяца назад +2

    8:05 yeah this is weird. We shouldn’t shame men for crying!!! But yes it is weird for early dates to break down so early.
    9:43 he has some sense

  • @user-pv5iu9vw7b
    @user-pv5iu9vw7b 5 месяцев назад +11

    Wow the girl who gets “grossed out” by guys crying - cmon

  • @abochelopr
    @abochelopr 5 месяцев назад

    😂

  • @corey41837
    @corey41837 Месяц назад +1

    The engineer school is shooting down her idea because it wont be profitable. Schools have licence to students ideas while im school

  • @aliciabarrie7229
    @aliciabarrie7229 3 месяца назад

    Lamorne had it true, portia needs to grow the hell up. We love men who cry ❤

    • @joliecolie
      @joliecolie 2 месяца назад +2

      Wrong 😑 we love men who emotionally regulate themselves. meaning they can cry if they need to, and they can keep it together if they need to. they’re not repressed or an open wound. blubbering on a 2nd date is not okay unless you happen to stumble into a topic about a deceased loved one or something and even then, not blubbering. you should have done some counseling on your grief and be a little more together on a date. and if they just died why are you dating??! So basically, no it’s never okay for either sex to be a complete mess on a public first, second or third date or really ever. work through your shit people and cry with your friends and loved ones and therapists not unsuspecting strangers.

  • @KGchannel01
    @KGchannel01 3 месяца назад +1

    Gracie's professors sound insufferable, stuck in that academia bubble, with a little bit of a power trip. You never know what practical applications you might stumble upon while making your tokyo drift go cart! Thats how the scientific process of discovery works, its full of unexpected turns!

    • @Frank.E.Valley
      @Frank.E.Valley 4 дня назад +1

      Also super weird about novel ideas. "Last year we had a group make a desalination machine" Oh you mean those things that already exist?

  • @joel-oquendo
    @joel-oquendo 4 месяца назад

    Sounds like these guys are crying too early just like making inappropriate jokes too early.

  • @hannafournier2321
    @hannafournier2321 5 месяцев назад +1

    Gotta say, didn’t love the whole shaming of men who cry in this ep. Men are allowed to cry!!!

    • @checksanity
      @checksanity 5 месяцев назад +4

      I didn’t really see it as shaming “men who cry” in general. If anything it was the when/how soon Jake and Gareth considered weird. As for shaming, Jake said to joke shame the prior dates as a way to for the caller to get across to new guys that she’s not into that type of guy. While Lamorne’s response was “grow up” and pretty much repeating that in a variety of ways.
      I kind of wished she’d given more than one example. Because the one she gave, the guy sounded potentially manipulative. Like he was trying to guilt her into going through with a second date after assuming she was blowing him off altogether. Otherwise, why leave the voicemail?
      Personally, I’m all for vulnerability and communication. I’ve experienced people who seemed to communicate that way, but they were terrible at listening. That’s what the example reminded me of. Also, Lamorne was right, the caller has some growing up to do if she’s generally “disgusted” or “grossed out” by men crying. But is it that or that they’re crying so soon and/or for no “good” reason??

    • @hannafournier2321
      @hannafournier2321 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@checksanity totally get what you’re saying! And understand that the situation is also very specific in the way that the guys who are crying are doing it really early on and for strange reasons. I just didn’t love the comment about shaming them for it or calling them “little bitches”. I feel like a younger male may misinterpret what’s being said and could feel shame about it.

    • @checksanity
      @checksanity 5 месяцев назад

      @@hannafournier2321 Ah, I hear you. That occurred to me as well. However, based on the ages of their callers, it seems like their audience is in the ~23 to 40+ age range. I have a hunch their female audience is who makes up most of their 20s demographic. Meaning, I don’t think there are too many impressionable young men that specific concern would apply to.
      A lot of messaging these days encourages young men that it’s ok to be vulnerable. Hopefully, enough to balance out that type of misinterpretation. Plus, if anything, this episode directly and indirectly defines appropriate/ideal parameters for men to cry while dating.

    • @hannafournier2321
      @hannafournier2321 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@checksanity very good points! And super glad that boys are being encouraged to be vulnerable now more than ever. :)

  • @amandakucsera
    @amandakucsera Месяц назад

    There is no way to be not grossed out when men cry. The emotion men should show is anger in a healthy extreme to where it fuels their passion. Crying for compassion is a womanly trait.

    • @amandakucsera
      @amandakucsera Месяц назад

      It’s basically men making love to themselves, cry over a dead dog but if you cry because a girl hurt your “feewings” I’ll also have to go with the ick

    • @amandakucsera
      @amandakucsera Месяц назад

      And this is why I love Jake Johnson. Perfect answer. 😂❤

    • @amandakucsera
      @amandakucsera Месяц назад

      But to be honest I’m not sure if shaming is the right way, because that’s still giving attention and validation to their crying in some form. I ignore it all together. Tbh can’t be kind to everyone it’s impossible.

    • @amandakucsera
      @amandakucsera Месяц назад

      And Jake is also right don’t listen to “Winston” haha because your triggers are evidence of what you need to work on, not what others do 😂❤ daaamnn.

    • @amandakucsera
      @amandakucsera Месяц назад

      And I liked his switch up at the end, but women don’t want to be the men in the relationship. Most women want to be dominated. So telling the woman to dominate the man into not crying is turning her off 😂😂😂