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Can Max please be a permanent cohost? I think we would all support a GoFundMe if its a financial issue and judging from Jake's rough lookin' New Balances, it might be.
I've always wondered why the soles of his shoes look so pointy at the tip. Seems like the best episode to bring up that the tip of his shoes look...different.
When Jake said “what do you mean?” in response to “I got rid of the lizard”, it sounded just like when Schmidt confesses to Nick that he’s dating both Cece and Elizabeth and Nick cannot comprehend 😅
New Girl will never die out because i have been rewatching it constantly since 2019. I am 100% sure im the majority of the viewers. My all time favorite show, thank you for your service❤️
The sad part of this is that you guys can’t hear ours applauses and laughs every time, I wish you could see how happy we are in having a fun good time with you
As a fellow identical twin who grew up in the country/midwest where you don’t talk about this stuff, I have thoughts on the first caller. 1. If they were different, it feels like one of them would have noticed growing up. 2. If brother was comfortable questioning why they are circumcising; and his wife said he was uncircumcised and they won’t do it for their boys, then clearly brother and his wife have discussed it and know what it is. Right? Why assume they probably don’t know? 3. If they are different, I could see callers parents not being on the same page and agreeing to do one and not the other more than i could see it being about telling them apart. If I were caller, since brother brought it up in the first place, I would circle back around to him and say “you mentioned at our house that we shouldn’t do it, and I’ve been thinking about it and since I am circumcised it’s all I’ve ever known. Why you don’t recommend it?” And if that doesn’t get him understanding then say “my wife mentioned to me that your wife said you aren’t going to circumcise your boys, and that’s because you aren’t circumcised…I’m definitely circumcised, did mom and dad do us differently?” Keeping it to the words circumcised vs uncircumcised and not mentioning the anatomical parts involved makes it a little easier to talk about for people that avoid talking about this stuff.
rewatching this for like the third time and still laughing my ass off. max & jake always make me laugh so hard MAKES IT HARD TO BREATHE and adding garreth like the perfect trio
There are only two sit-coms that bring true comfort when I watch, funny, smart, and easy-going, cheers and new girl. Every other ones I've watched have an excessive amount of filler episodes that feel like they don't add anything to the characters or to a story. Amazing show
I feel truly blessed to exist on earth at the same time as New Girl. I watched it for the first time in middle school and it has been my favorite show ever since.
Do the movies like Psych did. They did 3 movies after the series ended and could probably do more because the fans would watch. New Girl needs to do this!
I really wish they would go back to uploading these early early in the morning. I miss being able to watch them first thing while I get ready for the day.
I literally was laughing so hard at max and Jake that my beat bud fell into my wood burning stove as I was cleaning! Safe to say I sifted it out and after cooling it works! 🎧😂
Oh the gang could SO pull a Will & Grace and just be like ehhhhh we had to rush to wrap up, this is what we want to do now!! Cause I’d LOVE to see this cast back together. I just think there’s more to give there. Some shows really do deserve more and it would be so fun to revisit and implement the changes you all want
It's so funny to imagine sarah and the mom having the conversation about how she lied then Timmy comes up asking about the gecko and Sara lies again 😂😂😂😂
i’m rewatching new girl for like the hundredth time lol love you guys sm!! nick is one of my biggest crush (jake too) but the relationship of cece and schmidt is like EVERYTHING to me. love them sm
in case the first caller is in these comments, I think the obvious answer is to find a textbook diagram showing both circumcised and uncircumcised online somewhere, then send that to the brother and ask which one his looks like.
Didn’t they whole circumcision confusion start with the brother’s wife? Maybe SHE doesn’t know what that means-maybe he’s got more of a trim? I’d say start with having the ladies figure it out!
Right?! Or just ask the brother direct-“I had my kid get circumcised like I am…but your wife said you’re not cut?” And then just shrug and drink your beer
The brother was the one who started it! 4:20 “It was kind of unexpected, he started to kind of question me or berate me on why we were going to circumcise”
@@nataliaalfonso2662 that was the original post above-maybe she doesn’t know what that means? I’m not saying he is or isn’t, just suggesting that someone ask and find out.
On the bus on my way home wiping the tears from my eyes and trying not to laugh out loud during that first call. Give the kid a stuffed animal lizard and tell him binx passed away but you got him something to remember him by.
1:08:49 new girl will never go away. It is still the comfort show I watch before I go to sleep. I have been watching it for at least 10 years now & that show is still the funniest shit
When it comes to the second caller... It's not necessary to say "I lied, I sold the gecko 2 months ago." Whenever she calls the mom, she can just say "I JUST sold it. I was talking to someone who at that moment told me they were interested in owning a gecko, they made me an offer and I took it. It was a last minute decision...sorry to little Timmy."
This was the hardest I have laughed in a long time. Side note, my almost 13 year old son and I (his first go round my fourth or fifth) are watching New Girl. I love seeing how invested he is in Cici and Schmidt, he gets so hyped. Schmidt is the OG Rizz master.
The gecko reminds of a comedy sketch ( reminiscent of new girl) where Sarah dosnt tell the mum dad it’s dead and they find out panic buy a new gecko because they think they killed it and now Sarah has a gecko she dosnt want 😂😂😂
I’m most impressed by the fact that a woman and her husband bought and sold a house by age 23. I have been slowly giving up on my hopes of owning a house at all.
Ive been suggested this pod on my feed for some time and have been avoiding for no good reason another than, does this loser need another pod in her life? Im glad that didn’t last long I’m about 5 podcasts in and this is a brilliant comedic premise. Keep it up… I hope this pod blows up
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The whole first convo is literally the episode of new girl where Schmidt is upset he's never seen nicks
That's all I kept thinking! 😂
That first role play between Max and the caller has to be an all-time most hilarious moment of this podcast 😂 wheezing laughing
It sounded very incesty. Like the soooooo you can take your pants off 😭
“Hey man, wanna go rollerblading???” 😂
I am howling 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I don’t know that I’ll ever recover hahahaha
DYINGGG I HAD TO STEP OUT TO BREATHE
max's kansas accent turned into 'ma called the bees are back' real quick
SO TRUE
😂😂
hahahahah
Can Max please be a permanent cohost? I think we would all support a GoFundMe if its a financial issue and judging from Jake's rough lookin' New Balances, it might be.
I've always wondered why the soles of his shoes look so pointy at the tip. Seems like the best episode to bring up that the tip of his shoes look...different.
@@JimboSlice02My big toes have an upward angle to them so a lot of my sneakers do that. He may have the same thing going on
@@JimboSlice02I think it is the model of his shoes. I believe they are new balance 237s
I like that WH2H is its own thing separate from New Girl, though. I like Gareth and Jake as a duo. But I FOR SURE also want/need a NG reboot 🎉
YES
When Sarah said “Binx died…. Because of your dad” I lost it 😂😂😂. Amazing comedic timing Sarah 10/10
*presses play on episode 1 of New Girl after watching podcast
Literally pulled it up on another tab because it's time for another re-watch for the 27th time.
SAME
When Jake said “what do you mean?” in response to “I got rid of the lizard”, it sounded just like when Schmidt confesses to Nick that he’s dating both Cece and Elizabeth and Nick cannot comprehend 😅
I thought that too!😂
You get one wife!
The tears, I have from the silence and then... 'Soooooo... its hot in here''
One of the best episodes yet!
New Girl will never die out because i have been rewatching it constantly since 2019. I am 100% sure im the majority of the viewers. My all time favorite show, thank you for your service❤️
Same!
Schmidt really missed his chance to see Nick's. Lol
SAME! And now about to start @ episode 1 New Girl Now 🤣👍🏻❤️
Garett saying “the OLD girl” went unnoticed I’m so MADDD 😂
The sad part of this is that you guys can’t hear ours applauses and laughs every time, I wish you could see how happy we are in having a fun good time with you
People’s inability to just communicate is genuinely terrifying
For real! Some of these answers seem SOOOO simple
I know! Especially, if you can’t talk to your twin, WHO can you talk to?!
“hey your wife said you’re not circumcised. that’s super weird because i am. did our parents do an experiment on us?”
@@lilavril3LITERALLY THAT EASY 😭😭 and it’s funny as hell
I don't get it either
I haven’t laughed so hard in so long, Max is the best guest!!! This episode needs to be watched, not listened. Pure comedy 👌🙌😍
I have NEVER watched this pod before right now. I listened on a bike ride yesterday and I just had to see it 😂
Great first episode 😂
The discussion of the first call now makes the shenanigans that occurred on New Girl seem way more realistic and less heightened for TV.
New Girl reunion idea with a plot to remove the kids from the equation... Couples Retreat style movie
Ouuuu
“hi sarah” I was ON THE FLOOR. gareth kills it with the improv every time
kevin actively watching the demise of these adult men during the first call is ICONIC
Gareth's calamari joke in the first call didn't get the attention it deserved. It was **chef's kiss 🔥
Gareth has the best little quips that don’t seemingly don’t get noticed - - but I notice them and love them every time. He’s so funny.
I was at work listening to this episode, and that circumcision segment almost killed me!
Same im laughing my ass off at work😂❤
Me too. I scared my coworkers because I was laughing like a lunatic
Same. I'm literally crying at my desk. That call was like a weird, uncomfortable porn setup.
I love how Max got into scene first and somehow encouraged Jake to do it too. Exactly Nick and Schmidt in college vibes.
The first call had me CRYING laughing 😂 Max and Lamorne are genuinely the best guest every time
“Name one flaw.” Gareth has been killing it
Please get Max and Lamorne on at the same time! They're the best guests and the long standing chemistry radiates 😂
As a fellow identical twin who grew up in the country/midwest where you don’t talk about this stuff, I have thoughts on the first caller.
1. If they were different, it feels like one of them would have noticed growing up.
2. If brother was comfortable questioning why they are circumcising; and his wife said he was uncircumcised and they won’t do it for their boys, then clearly brother and his wife have discussed it and know what it is. Right? Why assume they probably don’t know?
3. If they are different, I could see callers parents not being on the same page and agreeing to do one and not the other more than i could see it being about telling them apart.
If I were caller, since brother brought it up in the first place, I would circle back around to him and say “you mentioned at our house that we shouldn’t do it, and I’ve been thinking about it and since I am circumcised it’s all I’ve ever known. Why you don’t recommend it?” And if that doesn’t get him understanding then say “my wife mentioned to me that your wife said you aren’t going to circumcise your boys, and that’s because you aren’t circumcised…I’m definitely circumcised, did mom and dad do us differently?”
Keeping it to the words circumcised vs uncircumcised and not mentioning the anatomical parts involved makes it a little easier to talk about for people that avoid talking about this stuff.
Or the wives could compare dong shots saved on their phones
Or just ask the parents, they'd absolutely know and wouldn't be weird about it I believe.
rewatching this for like the third time and still laughing my ass off. max & jake always make me laugh so hard MAKES IT HARD TO BREATHE and adding garreth like the perfect trio
This episode was sooo funny to listen to and then getting to see the actual responses made it even better 😂😂😂 Max was fantastic 😉
There are only two sit-coms that bring true comfort when I watch, funny, smart, and easy-going, cheers and new girl. Every other ones I've watched have an excessive amount of filler episodes that feel like they don't add anything to the characters or to a story. Amazing show
What’s the other one? For me maybe Brooklyn nine nine
14:23 “we’ll have some calamari for the table” 😂😂
I came for new girl talk, I stayed for maybe one of the funniest improv sessions I’ve ever heard
That’s a wild intro for Monday lol
I feel truly blessed to exist on earth at the same time as New Girl. I watched it for the first time in middle school and it has been my favorite show ever since.
Do the movies like Psych did. They did 3 movies after the series ended and could probably do more because the fans would watch. New Girl needs to do this!
Cannot give enough props to Robert for truly committing to a majority of that conversation 😂 that was so funny omg
fine i'll go rewatch new girl again
I had to come here from Spotify to see everyone’s faces when bro said “you can take your pants off” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was such an excellent first episode to stumble on 😂😂😂 immediate subscribe ✅
6:35 jake cracking up mid sentence took me out 😂 weirdest call ever
OMG I’m Dying!! Also, a little over 16 mins in, there was a commercial for Dick’s Sporting Goods! I lost it 😂
Omg I noticed that too 😂
19:16 i am cryyyyyyyyiinnnnggggggggg so much 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I laughed the hardest I have in a while at this episode. Third time listening, first time watching- and it still cracks me up.
I’ve been in severe physical pain all day to the point of tears, thank you for the laugh and for the relief!!!
OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG !!! Number one podcast in the whole world with number one guest in the whole world
I dont think I've ever laughed this hard at a podcast 😂😂😂 the first call was wiiild
Dude the acting this episode was top tier
19:47 when the caller started with its getting hot in here 😂😂😂😂 knew the call would be crazy hilarious
Mop top is wild Gareth 😂😂😂
Truly couldn't stop the laughing that came out of me during this episode! Especially seeing Jake CRY LAUGHING love it!!
The lamorne wedding call is still my favorite. But this was right up there!
I'm crying of laughter. This is incredible. Realistic conversations that are difficult to have. Love you guys! Love your podcast!
I really wish they would go back to uploading these early early in the morning. I miss being able to watch them first thing while I get ready for the day.
omg how did I not know this podcast existed?! I am dying laughing here.
Ironic that I found this during my re watch if New Girls
I literally was laughing so hard at max and Jake that my beat bud fell into my wood burning stove as I was cleaning! Safe to say I sifted it out and after cooling it works! 🎧😂
We're not in Kansas anymore, Paul.
Oh man, so many belly laughs! Max is a great guest! Guess I'll go watch all of New Girl for like the 5th time.
Loving this extra guest content with you guys just talking. Please keep that as part of the show
Love the documentary references on this pod. Three Identical Strangers is one of my absolute favorites, and then I heard about Tickled 👀
Oh the gang could SO pull a Will & Grace and just be like ehhhhh we had to rush to wrap up, this is what we want to do now!! Cause I’d LOVE to see this cast back together. I just think there’s more to give there. Some shows really do deserve more and it would be so fun to revisit and implement the changes you all want
I can't friggin wait for an update on the twins. I hope for it every episode.
The joy I found from new girl lives on in this podcast thanks you guys 🎉
Whenever I am having a bad day, I come back and listen to this episode
It's so funny to imagine sarah and the mom having the conversation about how she lied then Timmy comes up asking about the gecko and Sara lies again 😂😂😂😂
i’m rewatching new girl for like the hundredth time lol love you guys sm!!
nick is one of my biggest crush (jake too) but the relationship of cece and schmidt is like EVERYTHING to me. love them sm
in case the first caller is in these comments, I think the obvious answer is to find a textbook diagram showing both circumcised and uncircumcised online somewhere, then send that to the brother and ask which one his looks like.
The show came out when I was on college. Watched the premiere with my dorm friends and was hooked ever since! One of the greatest shows of all time!
Gareth saying 37:10 “Well…What the fuck else are we supposed to do?” Had me dead 💀
i was just thinking when will max come again holly shit this is hypeeeee
Didn’t they whole circumcision confusion start with the brother’s wife? Maybe SHE doesn’t know what that means-maybe he’s got more of a trim? I’d say start with having the ladies figure it out!
Right?! Or just ask the brother direct-“I had my kid get circumcised like I am…but your wife said you’re not cut?” And then just shrug and drink your beer
The brother was the one who started it! 4:20 “It was kind of unexpected, he started to kind of question me or berate me on why we were going to circumcise”
Ah you’re right, I forgot that…BUT he didn’t say that he wasn’t? Maybe he was cut and he just doesn’t like it that way?
@@joedistinbut then why does his wife say he isn’t circumcised?
@@nataliaalfonso2662 that was the original post above-maybe she doesn’t know what that means? I’m not saying he is or isn’t, just suggesting that someone ask and find out.
On the bus on my way home wiping the tears from my eyes and trying not to laugh out loud during that first call.
Give the kid a stuffed animal lizard and tell him binx passed away but you got him something to remember him by.
An absolute pleasure, gentlemen.
Garreth as Timmy after Max dipped into Paul- “that’s not a gecko at all !”
1:08:49 new girl will never go away. It is still the comfort show I watch before I go to sleep. I have been watching it for at least 10 years now & that show is still the funniest shit
When it comes to the second caller... It's not necessary to say "I lied, I sold the gecko 2 months ago." Whenever she calls the mom, she can just say "I JUST sold it. I was talking to someone who at that moment told me they were interested in owning a gecko, they made me an offer and I took it. It was a last minute decision...sorry to little Timmy."
the “we got rid of the spotted gecko” “what do you mean” bit was giving “YOU THINK YOU CAN HAVE A BUNCH OF WIVES ??? YOU GET ONE WIFE”
Yes exactly!!😂
Lamorne is crooked up on the wall and I couldn’t help but look at it the whole episode. Fantastic episode though guys! Love every episode!
Please bring Max on more often. He's hilarious!
This was the hardest I have laughed in a long time. Side note, my almost 13 year old son and I (his first go round my fourth or fifth) are watching New Girl. I love seeing how invested he is in Cici and Schmidt, he gets so hyped. Schmidt is the OG Rizz master.
New girl got me through college and I’m so thankful for yall
The roaches back and forth made me realize how much I missed Schmitty and Jake yelling at each other
That role play between Max & the caller is so funny.
The gecko reminds of a comedy sketch ( reminiscent of new girl) where Sarah dosnt tell the mum dad it’s dead and they find out panic buy a new gecko because they think they killed it and now Sarah has a gecko she dosnt want 😂😂😂
The gecko convention was the most Nick and Schmidt thing ever
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA definitely my favorite reenactment.
amazing show guys. looovvveee max! wish he was on every episode hahahahahaha
This had me laughing so hard I might have peed a little and I need to know if that is a picture of Lamorne hanging in the background?
I would LOVE to watch everyone be parents, it would put a whole new kind of humor into the show
"FROM THE STATISTICS?!?!" Schmitt
I’m most impressed by the fact that a woman and her husband bought and sold a house by age 23. I have been slowly giving up on my hopes of owning a house at all.
This is one of the best episodes ya’ll have done! Hilarious!
Just thank you for this. Was in such a good mood after the hysteria of this episode! 💙
Gosh darnnit I’m losing it man. “You just said a word I don’t know”
Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 "you can take your pants off"
Driving while just listening to this is dangerous 😂 ugh I love y’all
Oh my god! That convo in the end is 100% a tease for something to Come❤
This podcast is so nectar
I want the twin brother story follow up!!
You guys are hilarious! My favorite podcast!
Dude I need more. Why was this so short
Jesus Christ, what a fucking episode!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 The hypothetical call with Robert and Paul had me dyingggg!!
Ive been suggested this pod on my feed for some time and have been avoiding for no good reason another than, does this loser need another pod in her life? Im glad that didn’t last long I’m about 5 podcasts in and this is a brilliant comedic premise. Keep it up… I hope this pod blows up
I’m lying about that gecko 10 times out of 10 and would ABSOLUTELY have freaked out and lied about the lizard about the party when I was 23 😂😂
This exists?!?!?! Omg. The RUclips algorithm has blessed me 🙏