Testing Tomahawks Against Humanity's Greatest Threat: SOG vs. CRKT vs. Cold Steel Tomahawks

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt  3 года назад +72

    My first pick is the Cold Steel Trench Hawk: amzn.to/37efdq8 but you make sure you check the description for my final opinions on each tomahawk.

    • @de0509
      @de0509 3 года назад +1

      "we each have 2 coconuts, and one tomahawk"

    • @srchoy
      @srchoy 3 года назад +1

      I'm just glad no one missed and stuck a blade their thigh!

    • @srchoy
      @srchoy 3 года назад

      @Schöner Albtraum I'll have to trust you on that one.

    • @nicolasallen8072
      @nicolasallen8072 3 года назад +3

      The ultimate weapon for robot defense is the screwdriver, but you can't use a flathead screwdriver against a phillips head robot.

    • @danmayes9439
      @danmayes9439 3 года назад +1

      So uh…..what do you want for that cooler?

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth 3 года назад +585

    This whole video made me nervous

    • @Aro2001
      @Aro2001 3 года назад +16

      Same, Seth. Same.

    • @JamesRouzier
      @JamesRouzier 3 года назад +14

      As it should.

    • @sunnyshine4513
      @sunnyshine4513 3 года назад +2

      Seth that is why you suck at sparring YOUR A COMPLETE COWARD!!!! You kick punching bags, punch the camera, but in a real fight your too scared to get hurt. Tell me when have you actually won a fight that was not a point system?

    • @randombencounter263
      @randombencounter263 3 года назад +22

      on an artistic level I appreciate making the robot plead for its life but as a viewer that made me deeply uncomfortable.

    • @grimarcher872
      @grimarcher872 3 года назад +9

      @@sunnyshine4513 Can you scrap though?

  • @Justamartialartist
    @Justamartialartist 3 года назад +289

    “Please listen” lmfao whoever edited the robots voice over killed the game 😂

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +54

      I wanted to tear his voicebox out sooner but i wanted to save the head for last.

    • @dusk6159
      @dusk6159 3 года назад +6

      Had to feel bad also ahhah

    • @techromancerzero2709
      @techromancerzero2709 5 месяцев назад

      The robot took the humour of this channel to a whole... 'notha... level

  • @gustavor.canezini5024
    @gustavor.canezini5024 3 года назад +233

    Turns out they discovered in a tomahawk test that a coconut is a good weapon against a tomahawk-wielding opponent.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +42

      ... computing....

  • @elijahoconnell
    @elijahoconnell 3 года назад +162

    “no one can question the effectiveness of a tomahawk”
    matt easton: “CONTEXXXXT”

    • @BlandMarkComedy
      @BlandMarkComedy 3 года назад +14

      Gotta love Matt "penetration with context" Easton. 😁

    • @Krueger2014
      @Krueger2014 3 года назад +2

      bruh, i read that in his voice lol

    • @elijahoconnell
      @elijahoconnell 3 года назад +2

      @@Krueger2014 we must summon him to review this

    • @yamiyomizuki
      @yamiyomizuki 3 года назад +6

      @@elijahoconnell by chanting the litany of context, penetration and spadroon?

  • @gmkgoat
    @gmkgoat 3 года назад +84

    This one was a rollercoaster, Mike. From laughing my ass off at your incredible tomahawk throwing skills to crying over a watering can crudely affixed to a treadmill.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +17

      Yeah there were a LOT of emotions in this one.

  • @notoriousquinnb
    @notoriousquinnb 3 года назад +55

    I was not expecting "emotional robot skit" when I saw a tomahawk testing video pop up, but I'm real glad I got it.

  • @gotyobackbro5781
    @gotyobackbro5781 3 года назад +97

    I woke up this morning, was eating my magic spoon's cereal, and thought: "I need an effing tomahawk" and what do I get when I turn on RUclips? Icy Mike, the king of tools, teaching us about tomahawks. Thanks Mike. Your fear of Robots is a legitimate worry.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +15

      You're kinda crazy if you don't worry.

    • @gotyobackbro5781
      @gotyobackbro5781 3 года назад +2

      @@hard2hurt That robot you made bro... That was about as legit as a Black Belt from the Nogera brothers.

    • @TheKyleMark
      @TheKyleMark 3 года назад +5

      King of Tools has a nice ring to it. 😂

  • @The_AntiVillain
    @The_AntiVillain 3 года назад +103

    With axes and hammers where the weight is near the head, grip tape like hockey tape makes a world of difference and near the butt of the handle add extra tape so it flares out to prevent the tool/weapon from slipping out (experience with the cold steel trail hawk)

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +25

      Good idea!

    • @JsinR357
      @JsinR357 3 года назад

      this man is a cold case? lol... j/k

    • @MP-db9sw
      @MP-db9sw 3 года назад +1

      This is legit and dont forget 'bout the good ole lanyard

    • @PartTimeGoblinSlayer
      @PartTimeGoblinSlayer Год назад

      Tennis racket wrapping is pretty nice for cushioning that shock effect from hitting really hard objects too.

  • @vraelon1
    @vraelon1 3 года назад +86

    When Mike missed and then nailed the cooler it had me absolutely rolling

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +20

      I was aiming high trying NOT to hit it

    • @123smosley
      @123smosley 3 года назад +13

      Well you can say he lost his... cool

    • @jc-kj8yc
      @jc-kj8yc 3 года назад +6

      @@123smosley thawing mike

    • @123smosley
      @123smosley 3 года назад +2

      @@jc-kj8yc you just had to THROW that one out there didnt you...

    • @demunbell
      @demunbell 3 года назад

      😂🤣😂🤣

  • @TheKyleMark
    @TheKyleMark 3 года назад +30

    “No he didn’t break it, that’s Icy Mike.” Goddamn, the loyalty.

  • @simpson82k
    @simpson82k 3 года назад +52

    "We're testing tamohawks today boys, which means someone's getting hurt, and I'm going to be down another cooler".
    Jokes and glorious back hands aside, I hope your finger is OK.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +15

      Still swollen two weeks later

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 3 года назад +2

      @@hard2hurt I don't know if it's supposed to do that.

    • @coolworms7297
      @coolworms7297 3 года назад +3

      @@hard2hurt is it going down much? If it hasn’t gotten any better then you should probably see someone
      Hope it heals soon

  • @BallBatteryReligion
    @BallBatteryReligion 3 года назад +15

    Do your neighbors ever ask what you're doing or do they just close the blinds. "Mike's out there doing that weird shit again." Lol.
    Jokes aside I'm happy to see Jay is back.

  • @MyMomSaysImKeen
    @MyMomSaysImKeen 3 года назад +47

    Channel needs to be renamed, "Easy 2 Injure," after viewing this but seeing Mike get hurt reignited my interest in physical comedy

    • @ulkem
      @ulkem 3 года назад +3

      Well its "hard to hurt" like " before and after" lmao

    • @TheNewRidore
      @TheNewRidore 3 года назад

      "Hard 2 Hurt Easy 2 Injure" Icy Mike's new channel name

  • @michaelmcvey1442
    @michaelmcvey1442 3 года назад +32

    The ‘your betrayal’ bit made me lol

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +8

      I don't know what he meant by that.

  • @nickarnold1622
    @nickarnold1622 3 года назад +21

    Kris: "hey Mike I have some stuff to drop off at the goodwill."
    Mike: "I can make a video with this shit"

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +13

      Eerily accurate

    • @badmonkey91
      @badmonkey91 3 года назад +2

      @@hard2hurt *_Donates DIY dresser kit, receives sweet sweet tax breaks_*

    • @theterrestrial3267
      @theterrestrial3267 3 года назад

      Lol Kindling!😂

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 3 года назад +42

    I never thought that a self defence channel would make me feel sorry for a watering can. Twenty years of being on the internet and you've done this to me. It turns out Icy Mike doesn't need to hit you to hurt you, he just has to show the mugger the clips on his phone from the cutting room floor and he wins by default.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +14

      This was the less dark version.

    • @thejamman4070
      @thejamman4070 2 года назад +3

      @@hard2hurt please release the dark version.

  • @TheGentlemanRougeScholar
    @TheGentlemanRougeScholar Год назад +2

    So, I grew up in an area where we had to split firewood for heat, and frequently cooking when the power wasn’t reliable enough to use the oven.
    And now I spend a lot of time backpacking and doing bushcraft stuff, and ax safety is a huge part of my life.
    Anyway, y’all appear to have broken every rule.
    Please stay safe, bladed tools are really dangerous.

  • @free2chasehappy
    @free2chasehappy 3 года назад +34

    Glad to see Jay in the vid again! About time! Just kinda disappointed that Mike didn't pull out a taser and shock him lol

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +16

      His time is coming.

    • @M.M.83-U
      @M.M.83-U 3 года назад +1

      @@hard2hurt please include tactical whip.

  • @shane610
    @shane610 3 года назад +28

    This is just three grown men finding an excuse to play with weapons in the woods lol

  • @eintracht691
    @eintracht691 3 года назад +19

    Throwing axes, and just axes in general, are dope as hell. I have a few and do this crap all the time, but please be safe with it! I thought for sure during the cooler montage that someone was going to get an axe to the foot. Good shit as always Mike and crew!

  • @firestorm8471
    @firestorm8471 Год назад +2

    Three folks who know nothing of tomahawks...busting shit up.
    I am glad you all still have your body parts attached.

  • @reidtaylor5019
    @reidtaylor5019 3 года назад +22

    Good to see jay again lol

  • @ED-es2qv
    @ED-es2qv 3 года назад +8

    The first thing I notice is that you have a high chance that your first swing is going to get stuck and now you’re focusing your whole body on recovering your weapon.
    If the other person doesn’t wait for you, that could lose you a fight.
    There’s a sword fighting reenactment guy who used his battle axe on a home invader, and he got one good hit in the chest and the rest of the encounter was wrestling with the guy trying to get another swing. The guy was injured, but left because he wasn’t winning the wrestling match, it was a stalemate.
    I think it’s harder than people think. I’ve been shot before, 17 years apart, and well trained for hand to hand but never had it come up.
    The last guy I tried to challenge to a fist fight, shot me from behind from 50 feet away.
    I carry a wooden cane, pepper spray, box knife, and a pistol. Mostly I avoid trouble, but I’m under no illusions that my training from years ago is ready to save the day. The reality is I’ve never been fully aware of the threat until well after the initial contact.
    There’s no camera zooming in on the bad guys to clue me in, and no sinister music.
    By all means carry weapons and practice with them, but don’t think it makes you safe.
    The fastest and best disarm guy I ever met, would misfire a dangerous percentage of the time. You video him doing it five times, two of which he would have died, and save the one where he snatched it in two frames.
    He still shouldn’t put himself where he counts on that, is my point. Don’t play with stupid people- focus on what you were doing and don’t sidetrack for ego or to teach someone a lesson. That’s all I’m saying.

  • @jacobdehahn1163
    @jacobdehahn1163 3 года назад +7

    I'm happy jay is back. Been wanting to see him in some evideos for a while now.

  • @jayvang7490
    @jayvang7490 3 года назад +7

    Return of the legend! Welcome back, Jay!

  • @Talkingtoyself
    @Talkingtoyself 3 года назад +12

    A decapitated captive warns of impending doom as the iciness of Mike's nearly amputates his own finger.... Epic

  • @usmcplu
    @usmcplu 3 года назад +4

    Fun video. I absolutely love the whole suffering robot bit. Had me cracking up the whole time.

  • @dmanzawsome
    @dmanzawsome 3 года назад +3

    As always the icicle surrounding himself with two glaciers. I love that Mike ain't afraid to make himself look small.

  • @meaningfulmindfulness15
    @meaningfulmindfulness15 3 года назад +5

    When the robot said "Your betrayal", I rolled over laughing.

  • @schwindsichtigaderechte5293
    @schwindsichtigaderechte5293 2 года назад +2

    Mike is the most reasonable and entertaining insane man I've ever seen. Keep up the good work!

  • @dylanrexrode
    @dylanrexrode 3 года назад +11

    You guys are hilarious. Good to see Jay back.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +4

      Was cool having him back.

  • @malkomalkavian
    @malkomalkavian 3 года назад +12

    The whole robot sequence was one of the best examinations of American male relationships to violence that I've ever seen.
    Men of iron should squash the mon-keigh. Great filmmaking and scripting :)

    • @batteredwarrior
      @batteredwarrior 2 года назад +1

      Hail Vect! Carry the Mon-keigh to Commorragh!

  • @TheTruthseeker1231
    @TheTruthseeker1231 3 года назад +18

    Not sure if I learned one damn thing about tomahawks today - learned a few things about Icey Mike though. LOL!

  • @shonenelson249
    @shonenelson249 3 года назад +1

    As always a lot of flipping fun! You guys are a blast to watch LOL. The robot dialog addition was awesome.

  • @switch4960
    @switch4960 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ah thank you for the three stooges science experiment. Everyone has all their fingers somehow…

  • @AbelWiekens
    @AbelWiekens 3 года назад +2

    Great to see Jay's back!

  • @Mr_.G
    @Mr_.G 3 года назад +1

    I love it when you do Test the Product videos like this, it's refreshing.

  • @ArcticGator
    @ArcticGator 3 года назад +23

    Estwing makes a much better version of the sog tomahawk, and cold steel just came out with a pretty nice all metal tomahawk, i think they would compare pretty well, the biggest disadvantage to a tomahawk is having a short cutting edge, which means you really have to practice with it to be accurate, but if you miss a lot you can wreck them depending on construction, i have seen the sog one break a few times, always just under the bottom screw that holds the heads on the shaft.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +9

      I'll check it out.

    • @Renigade16
      @Renigade16 3 года назад +2

      @@hard2hurt I've go the Estwing it's been great for camping. Plus it's US made so that cool.

    • @danielwhooley3723
      @danielwhooley3723 3 года назад +1

      What is the new cold steel tomahawk called?

    • @ArcticGator
      @ArcticGator 3 года назад +1

      @@danielwhooley3723 Cold steel recon/demko hawk, basically a budget rmj tactical tomahawk, looks pretty decent and all steel construction, has a pretty broad cutting edge for a tomahawk, which makes me think it too would have issues getting stuck after you whack something with it.

    • @danielwhooley3723
      @danielwhooley3723 3 года назад +1

      @@ArcticGator thanks

  • @MiguellaGorilla
    @MiguellaGorilla 3 года назад +6

    Maybe I'm more empathetic than I thought. I was definitely feeling some type of way for the robot and his pleas for help. Maybe I'm not the monster I thought I was 😂😂😂

  • @lancerandall3556
    @lancerandall3556 3 года назад +9

    I'm not an expert, I don't even play one on t.v. but I think the draw of a tomahawk as a weapon is more about utility in one of them "survival" situations. It can be used as a weapon and a tool. Chop and process firewood and defend yourself from critters and redcoats kinda thing.

    • @axllomein7215
      @axllomein7215 3 года назад +1

      Got to watch out for those Redcoats, they're a persistent threat.

  • @MisterHui
    @MisterHui 3 года назад +6

    "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like… tears in rain. Time to die." - Robot -Michael Scott

  • @sharpandstabby2690
    @sharpandstabby2690 3 года назад +2

    I've had the SOG for a long time. I stippled the handle for better grip. It's been solid, used it to split a 55 gallon steel drum for a burn barrel.

  • @2873lonewolf
    @2873lonewolf 2 года назад +2

    Damn man, that chopping coconuts was real boneheaded...lol...Thanks for the testing subject, tomahawks are a decent garage attacking tool.

  • @SaftonYT
    @SaftonYT 3 года назад +3

    This may be my one of my favorite Icy Mike vids ever.
    I got my best friend in the 1st Ranger Battalion that CRKT Kangee back in the day for his second Afghan deployment.
    There's several anecdotal accounts of tomahawks being used in H2H in the GWoT (by conventional troops and SOF personnel) and Vietnam War. They seem to have done the job, more or less. Not to mention the rich history of the tomahawk and hatchet in general as a weapon in times past: WW1 trench raids, various American Indian tribes and the irregular units they inspired in the 17th/18th/19th centuries, and of course fairly similar Medieval weapons. That's not to say the concerns are unfounded, but I think they're fairly proven against people rather than just zombies and robots :P

  • @Kaecyy
    @Kaecyy 3 года назад +5

    As a a former assistant editor at Weird Tales magazine under Scithers and Schweitzer and a lifelong SF lover whose first SF films were The Black Hole and the original Star Wars- I just want to express my appreciation for the robot dialogue. That added a whole new level to this video, and created a subplot that was pretty well developed. That coda at the end clinched it. I think Icy Mike or whoever it was who wrote that has a career in SF ahead of them. I didn't catch what the robot was trying to warn us about. Does anybody know? I'm guessing climate change and all the damn nukes. Damn we're a stupid species! RIP alien robot.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +3

      I have dabbled in some speculative fiction lol... and yes there is an entire back story about a much more dangerous threat lol.

    • @Kaecyy
      @Kaecyy 3 года назад

      ​@@hard2hurt Love from the Iceman on my first comment! An honor sir. Here's to hoping more of that backstory makes it into the front story. Your use of the superior but largely insider term "speculative fiction" confirms to me what this video made me suspect- that you have some deep love for SF in your background. Harlan Ellison in particular championed that term, and I agree.
      Incidentally, largely on your recommendation, I carry a Cold Steel buckler with a particularly hefty Katori Shinto-ryu shoto bokuto every time I enter and leave my house due to having a large violent family of thugs living above me. They've pulled a knife on me three times and physically assaulted me twice. At least one other neighbor has moved out because of their threats.
      Thank the gods I train and keep fit or the situation might make me nervous. You and your friends make some damn useful videos with a lot of humor, and you have my thanks for that, Mr Mike.
      One last thing I think you should know, as a fellow SF practitioner. After the police have raided me about 20 times or so over the years while I was training in various parks and graveyards, I came up with the idea of wearing 1960s Star Trek TOS uniforms to train in when outside, which are simple and very easy to improvise. Those people are the white knights of the galaxy and they train martial arts all the time! It's been 5 years and I haven't had any police problems while wearing that clothing. Either the police tend to be Trekkers or I must have toggled their setting way, way down in the holodeck. Recommended. For context I'm talking about Denmark, Sweden, and Germany; the mileage may vary elsewhere.

  • @heresjonny666
    @heresjonny666 3 года назад +9

    Also the best zombie killing weapon is a spear. High impact, easy to make and maintain, keeps them at a distance.

    • @williamm9435
      @williamm9435 3 года назад +1

      Everyone sleeps on the best and probably most universal weapon (tied with a knife) ever made.

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 3 года назад +2

      Yeah,but it need more destruction,since the targets would mostly be skulls,so a glaive,a partizan,or halberd would work better.
      A goedendag would work best,a stout spike and handle.

    • @serpentinefire921
      @serpentinefire921 3 года назад

      Completely null when there's more than a few.

    • @hourglas
      @hourglas 3 года назад

      @@junichiroyamashita maybe a spear with a studded base right below the blade for blunt impact. With a knife in a sheath on the spear's shaft for secondary stabbing when needed.

    • @junichiroyamashita
      @junichiroyamashita 3 года назад

      @@hourglas i would rather have a spike,or a blunt ishizuki,since an hidden dagger would just weaken the structure. A japanese yari shaft is already pretty solid,with a tang construction covered by a semi socket ,it being pretty good for wacking stuff. If we want to completely go the war polearm way,lets make it Kago Yari style,with a tang running through all the pole.

  • @ChipAltmanxD
    @ChipAltmanxD 3 года назад +3

    This may be your best work yet 👍

  • @naolmstead
    @naolmstead 3 года назад +2

    Of those three I would have guessed the SOG would have been the best just by looking at them. I guess that's why being able to actually test out how they work is so important.

  • @jerlialprophet
    @jerlialprophet 3 года назад +2

    I have the Cold Steel Trench Hawk and I wrapped the handle in baseball bat grip tape. Makes the handle a little more grippy and a lot more comfy for bashing things.

  • @metatrontumultum1860
    @metatrontumultum1860 3 года назад +2

    Dude, existentialistic robot is own of my favorite comedic tropes. They have no pulse, yet their circuits are briming with life😂 Here is to hoping Tomahawk technology will improve so we can take on the robot uprising.

  • @pranakhan
    @pranakhan 3 года назад +12

    "Welcome to Earth"! Wow, haven't laughed that hard in awhile. Thanks! Great work as always, your playful/technical method is inspirational to all of us plebs. Thanks again

    • @Kaecyy
      @Kaecyy 3 года назад +1

      Straight outta Earthton, mofos!!!

  • @Rippleshanks
    @Rippleshanks 3 года назад +3

    Man, it's good to see Jay again.

  • @HODthunderwolf
    @HODthunderwolf 3 года назад +3

    The robot having the gun gag fucking killed me. Holy shit I was in tears.

  • @tylerbouck3555
    @tylerbouck3555 3 года назад +2

    Before I watch I have to say I've bought that sog and loved it. It took an incredible about of abuse before it did snap in two about four inches down. It snapped like a bone, sharp and jagged. I plan on buying a couple more. Best tomahawk I've ever owned and I've had a bunch.

  • @michaelabennetch6141
    @michaelabennetch6141 3 года назад +2

    Fun and informational video as always. Also Jay is back! I was wondering where he got to

  • @benanglin1458
    @benanglin1458 3 года назад +2

    The cold steel has an articulated sheath that can be left on, and used as a bludgeoning weapon. I used a Dremel to create multiple grooves on the handle for a better grip on mine. The spike on the backside is wicked.

  • @arctodussimus6198
    @arctodussimus6198 3 года назад +2

    Enjoyed watching this video.
    New sub here.
    I have all three. My favorite was the Kangee, and it still rides in my main urban go-bag. But now, it’s number two. I took the head off of a SOG Voodoo Mini Tomahawk and put it on the longer handle of the SOG Tactical Hawk. It’s light enough for efficient maneuvering, and really packs a punch.
    The CS is just a beater for me and I don’t mind loaning it out if I’m with a group headed up to the high country. Amazingly to me, not everyone carries a tomahawk into the bush....

  • @tuerkefechi
    @tuerkefechi 2 года назад +1

    The thing about tactical Tomahawks is, that Cold Steel, United Cutlery, Sog etc. produce them cheap in China and sell them expensive here. Now you get the exact same tomahawks for half or third of the prices from other company’s (or label-less) from eBay shops, which are absolutely exactly the same ones (at least most of the standard versions, there might be some better models). The problem is, that CS and such companys get these from bigger contractors. The same is with many of their swords. Lot of stuff for CS is produced by Windlass in India, who then again produce their own stuff and Deepeeka in India produces stuff for Windlass and sells the same models under their own name as well.
    So obviously one has to be very aware for what prices these things are sold by what company.
    Anyways as usual a great video. You should try out Hema sometime.

  • @senorfrog5605
    @senorfrog5605 2 года назад +1

    imagine you're just hiking through the woods when you come across......

  • @Vlaanesh
    @Vlaanesh 3 года назад +3

    R.A Salvatore is my favorite Author, nice to see a Bruenor Battlehammer reference in the video :)

  • @Itscoltonmartin
    @Itscoltonmartin 3 года назад +4

    The SOG one bounced off a tree when I threw it and stuck in my thigh a few months ago… it almost hit an artery too. in other words, I’m gonna stick to a gun 😂

  • @IrocZIV
    @IrocZIV 3 года назад +9

    "Squeeze that purple shit out"
    That's your bruised flesh!

  • @gyrox0031
    @gyrox0031 3 года назад +3

    9:30 I'm an axe throwing instructor and if I was ever on vacation near Icy Mike, Jay and Nate I'd be honored to teach them all some axe throwing 😂

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +1

      Would love that

    • @jayschuff9857
      @jayschuff9857 3 года назад +1

      Let’s goooooo

    • @gyrox0031
      @gyrox0031 3 года назад

      @@hard2hurt I will definitely message you if I'm ever going to SC so we can make it happen 🪓🪓

  • @nomprenom9337
    @nomprenom9337 3 года назад +1

    Good to see Jay again

  • @bigfella9600
    @bigfella9600 3 года назад +1

    Y'all have too much fun and it's awesome.

  • @techromancerzero2709
    @techromancerzero2709 5 месяцев назад +2

    1:55 Easy2Hurt

  • @brucewayneissupermanquinn601
    @brucewayneissupermanquinn601 3 года назад

    Neighbor 1: Are those three men murdering someone in the next yard over?!
    Neighbor 2: Nah, just Icy Mike again.

  • @Rippleshanks
    @Rippleshanks 3 года назад +1

    Icy Mike name dropped Bruenor Battlehammer. Forgotten realms knowledge on point.

  • @BennyBigIron
    @BennyBigIron 2 года назад

    “WELCOME TO EARF” might be my favorite quote from this channel 🤣😂🤣

  • @scout3058
    @scout3058 3 года назад +1

    I've had the SOG one since 2008. I've reground/edged the head and the spike and added a couple layers of hockey tape and two layers of digi cam cloth grip tape to the handle (that did wonders). I also added a lanyard loop to the shaft, so I don't lose it during swing or rebound.
    That said I'd love to see you test a 20 ounce rock hammer/rock pick.

  • @a17zazueta21
    @a17zazueta21 3 года назад +1

    11:19 I love the full lap you did there

  • @TheUncleRuckus
    @TheUncleRuckus 3 года назад +1

    Why is my Hello Kitty on the ground 🤣🤣

  • @ross.58008
    @ross.58008 3 года назад +3

    Brilliant test of all three. I love tomahawks as weapons. The Vikings and Apaches kicked ass with those badboys. Maybe wear gloves next time. Then again, it don't hurt icy Mike. Respect. Pain is weakness leaving the body. Keep safe mate. What's gonna be next???ps. I love the safety measures.

  • @leemcgann6470
    @leemcgann6470 3 года назад +2

    I have actually used the coldsteel hawk when I was working at for an axe range. I like it! But for throwing it’s light.

  • @MangaMiyn
    @MangaMiyn 3 года назад +1

    NO HE DIDN'T BREAK IT, THAT'S ICY MIKE LMAO☠️☠️☠️

  • @duaneutter8213
    @duaneutter8213 3 года назад +1

    Tomahawk is all in the wrist. I have spent alot of time with various axes and hatchets doing tree work so it is a comfortable weapon for me. I prefer a cold steel spike hawk with a 20" hickory handle that I shaped a stop in the bottom and wrapped in grip tape. My wife has RA and gripping issues and she keeps in her vehicle a SOG tactical tomahawk with at taped handle and lanyard.. as always, all bladed tools we keep are shaving razor sharp. .. A light weight tomahawk with a somewhat longer than average handle in the hands of someone with good grip strength and wrist dexterity is highly effective and itimidating.

  • @thomasgrable1746
    @thomasgrable1746 2 года назад

    Icy Mike: "Which of these hurt worst?"
    Robot: "Your betrayal."

  • @grindamadurin
    @grindamadurin 3 года назад +1

    "Please listen"... I can't believe you made me get emotional about a treadmill.

  • @nicholasmartin3770
    @nicholasmartin3770 3 года назад

    I hope 🤞 your finger gets better soon. Thank you for sacrificing your body to make great content.

  • @MisterJayEm
    @MisterJayEm 3 года назад +2

    "Oaf" is an under-appreciated insult.

  • @vaughnsangalang7934
    @vaughnsangalang7934 3 года назад +1

    yeah the cold steel is bearded but if you hit a guy once and its stuck thats his problem and human flesh is soft so hit him gets stuck just pull it out the beard will rip is flesh

  • @greendiode5522
    @greendiode5522 2 года назад

    Humanity’s greatest threat….The coconut! Great video as always!

  • @areallybigdwarf4560
    @areallybigdwarf4560 3 года назад +5

    10:44 The King of Mithral Hall

    • @smolknife
      @smolknife 3 года назад +1

      We've dug our holes and hallowed caves,
      Put goblin foes in shallow graves
      This day our work is just begun
      In the mines where silver rivers run.
      Beneath the stone the metal gleams
      Torches shine on silver streams
      Beyond the eyes of he spying sun
      In the mines where silver rivers run.

  • @ericferguson9989
    @ericferguson9989 3 года назад +2

    I have the SOG and the CKRT. I find the Chogan's handle is kind of finicky, making it hard to really strike with the spike end. Also, the shock of impact goes straight to the hand, making chopping hard. The head design is good, though. Both are good, but I find the SOG a bit easier to use ( it's also cheaper).

  • @kayabaj
    @kayabaj 3 года назад +1

    This is why aliens don't visit us.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +1

      I have no quarrel with aliens... it's robots.

  • @brandonihde4879
    @brandonihde4879 3 года назад

    You guys single handedly started the war between humans and robots

  • @michaelpettett3087
    @michaelpettett3087 3 года назад +1

    The spin hit on the coconut was fantastic.

  • @thedefinitive6296
    @thedefinitive6296 3 года назад +1

    The tomahawk was historically used paired with some sort of knife to offset the weakness of the tomahawk. This includes if/when the primary edge gets stuck in an enemy. The cool thing about the tomahawk is that you can purposefully use it to hook and control the enemy, which was also a common technique when paired with a knife.
    My preference is also for the Cold Steel Trench Hawk, but I also like their line of more traditional hawks. I have a SOG Fasthawk as well, which is just a smaller version of the one you used in the video. It doesn't give me the reach advantage of a large hawk, but it's faster and more usable in CQB. The CRKT looks cool, but makes the mistake of putting the thing to give you a more sure grip in the wrong place.
    Cool vid!

    • @RachDarastrix2
      @RachDarastrix2 11 месяцев назад

      Thanks for the advice, I had a problem with mine getting stuck.

  • @dannin1278
    @dannin1278 3 года назад +1

    Huh I never knew what crkt stood for thanks Mike. Also love the Bruenor name drop haha

  • @nightshade7240
    @nightshade7240 3 года назад +1

    We have some data on tomahawks used against people, historical and modern, and depending on shape, location you strike and the length of the head, it can very easily get lodged in bone or in flesh. I'd also personally choose one of cold steels more traditional hawks over these "tacticool" options or go with something more native american in inspiration.
    Made me deeply uncomfortable watching some of those swings. Either over swings or deflections are so dangerous and I've seen first hand what untrained people with unfamiliar weapons can do to themselves.

  • @scribblingjoe
    @scribblingjoe 3 года назад

    "Why are my Hello Kitties outside?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HeavyHardDrive
    @HeavyHardDrive 3 года назад +1

    12:45 Oh you guys. Reenacting that scene from Office Space.

  • @TheArchersArms
    @TheArchersArms 4 месяца назад

    "Get Bruenor Battlehammer out of here" a great line Mike that everyone missed lol

  • @amadexmilby7309
    @amadexmilby7309 Год назад

    That "welcome to earf" in the beginning sent me. Legendary 🤣

  • @ryukage6695
    @ryukage6695 3 года назад

    Awesome video guys. At 13:08, anyone else getting that "Office Space" printer vibe? Lol

  • @TheUnkBoogie
    @TheUnkBoogie 3 года назад

    Loved that office space beatdown on the robot fellas!

  • @ethanbox2010
    @ethanbox2010 2 года назад +2

    I feel like you'd be better off just going to home depot and getting an Estwing hatchet. Seems like a regular hatchet would be more robust and more comfortable to swing repeatedly.

  • @jackbrooks6451
    @jackbrooks6451 2 года назад +1

    The injury to the finger is why I wear gloves when using weapons. They don't have to be steel gauntlets, but anything helps. The other thing you might try with a tomahawk is hooking and sweeping attacks. The old battle axe technique of hooking behind the knee and dumping the opponent to the ground is a deadly technique. Yeah, I know, you probably already thought of that...

  • @rnkmode1876
    @rnkmode1876 3 года назад +1

    I always wanted to get a Cold Steel trench hawk. Never pulled the trigger on it though.

    • @hard2hurt
      @hard2hurt  3 года назад +1

      It's a nice piece of gear.