SBF is just so arrogant, he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. And now look at the latest news concerning Sam Banking-Fraud. His close crew are doing plea deals to land him in the sewage, the lawyers are laughing all the way to the bank ... and SBF is playing the "Hey, I was just a fresh kid and made a mistake!" 🤣
omg if someone played a drinking game for every time he says "um" ~20 min in, they'd be dead by alcohol poisoning. He's trying so hard but it's so obvious he's nervous cuz he's been caught with his pants down
“Um so, I’m just taking a stab, and I don’t have all the data, so I’m just guessing here, and this is just a guess, um but…”- SBF before every **single** answer
the second he said "generalized withdraws" i knew he messed up and it looks like twitch chat noticed also. absolutely amazing that he accidentally gave himself up like that thinking he was being clever. if any bank was to do generalized withdraws they would be shut down and investigated heavily for that.
His lawyers were probably shitting bricks and screaming at him everytime he went live and said something he wasn't given the clear for. All his answers were non answers until coffee slid in and barraged him with actual questions and rebuttals
SBF looks like the kid in school who would give himself eraser burns in the back of the class and pour his chocolate milk all over his food at lunch just to dare someone to eat it, and when nobody is stupid enough to take the bribe, he takes a bite because he's losing the attention of the audience lmao
@@weaponisedautism07theSecondsame. I had a literal neo-n..i in my highschool. He’d do the salute unironically, shout out inc.st jokes, r.pe jokes, race, everything he could. It was so tiresome having him in my history class.
The US legal system is awesome. Did you commit a crime? Rat your buddies out, and we'll cut you a deal! Major crimes, half off! Minor crimes, free! Have another crime you commited? Buy one, get off of one completely free!
@@dragonseatcheese8727 you mean to say they would rather get the actual leader that ran away with and caused most of the damage? yeah thats not isolated to the US legal system. i know youre very self-hate centric but don't be this stupid in public. Its also a great way to go about catching the actual drivers of these crimes. (by the way in this case was completely successful carrying a sentence of 25 years and forfeiture of $11billion in assets.)
@@thedarkness125That dude you responded to had a literal brain dead take? Why would you complain about the mastermind of a crime being arrested while everyone else gets REDUCED sentences. Eveyone gets jail time, and the worst one gets the worst time.
Here’s a question for people that are confused about how “first come first served” to get your money out is corruption: Who will know the exact second that the line to withdraw money opens up? The people that open the lines and the people they tell “hey line opens at x o’clock”
Yeah exactly. Take that one tiktoker who killed a mom and her daughter when he was street racing for example. There’s no way he could get off scot-free by saying “oopsie that was stupid”
Just because charges or lawsuits aren’t public doesn’t mean it’s not happening. There’s a reason they don’t make high profile cases public until they absolutely need to.
And this is the guy who'se girlfriend (head of Alameda ... but no connection eh?) said in interview that she was lousy at math and, in fact, she largely used high school level math - in a multimillion dollar business??
Him saying they (would, since they didn’t in this case) had to re CODE a new withdrawal process means they designed the funds to be commingled. Code is written so that a child with the most basic understanding can follow each line exactly how it is written and know what it’s going to do, so long as they understand syntax. Since anyone at all is able to withdraw, that means the code is written properly, or properly enough at least. It’s black and white, not gray, you don’t code something to interpret two different groups of funds you code something that HAS two different groups of funds. The way SBF talks makes it seem as if he doesn’t even understand how programming works.
sbf talks about coffee monopolising conversation and not answering the other side, even though every time sbf is given a question he dodges giving the most vague useless word soup and presenting a new topic to throw the interviewer off. Also interviews are supposed to be one side ask, one side answer LMFAO
I don't have the data in front of me, so I'm just going off what I remember. I mean, I've done dozens of interviews so at this point I should be bringing the data and information with me everywhere I go so I stop looking like such an idiot. But, I don't have data in front of me🤷
I love how you can tell from sam’s eye movements alone that he’s full of shit, he completely look’s away from the camera every time he tries to think of some random bullshit on the spot, if you see this I beg you just focus on his eye movements alone
I’m sure this has been said, but I’m not in the loop on this situation or this man. I read the title as “coffeezilla got Sam Bankman FRIED in order to get him to admit…”
Kevin O'Leary also interviewed the guy, I forget his name, with all the models, super jacked guy, started a weed brand that failed. Said he made his money hustling cards in college. Anyway, O'Leary said he was quite impressive too or something to that effect. I'm guessing that was a paid promo too since I don't see those two hanging out of their own accord.
Dan Bilzerian. Dude who had a 10k bed that he used company credit on, right? And his business partner took him to court? God, Kevin oleary is such a douche.
no your wrong... that guy knew he had just dig his own grave... but acted stoopid which he is better at than acting smart and ended the chat... i just hope his cell m8 is a 7 foot body builder who now goes by the name tracey...
He’s about to be sentenced and he submitted paperwork to the court that “the harm and loss amount to zero.” When referring to his crimes so he shouldn’t really get a huge sentence. I hope they throw the book at him.
Banks actually do do what he’s saying. After you get over a certain dollar amount in your bank account the bank only has to keep 1/3 of your money in it while they can loan out 2/3rds to other ppl. So they don’t keep your full account balance in the bank. Yeah. Just thought I’d add that.
They never keep the full amount in your account. In fact, they never keep ANY of it. Bank accounts aren't actual things. More like a reverse tab. You give them money, they can then loan it out. It's why you get interest for savings accounts. It gives you an incentive to put it there. It's the issue with the economy crashing. Everyone tries to pull money at once, but the bank can't handle that. It's also why you can't just get 200k from a bank, even if you have it in your account. You have to go through enough red tape to cover the sun, including a fun organization known as the "IRS". They don't HAVE your money. They need to go get money from a federal reserve.
watching these from the future is so funny his refusal to stop doing interviews was such a dumb fucking move lmao he was granted the luxury of being put under house arrest while awaiting trial instead of waiting in jail but he went and did another interview which got him put in jail for tampering with the case
also i realize im saying this with hindsight but idk why so many people were believing nothing would happen to him and that hed just get away with it, he scammed a lot of rich people lol of course he was gonna get punished
Isn't a conspiracy a theory? Boiled down to its most basic, a conspiracy is a secret between two or more ppl with a motive. Key word being secret, therefore it gives room for theories. All conspiracies are conspiracy theories.
I haven’t watched a live in a while and I’ve seen a lot of these stream clips but how is this man always so fucking gassy?? Like I’ve only seen him eat a chick fil a sandwich on stream once and he only drinks water. Where are all these burps coming from?
@@YaM0MsAh03 do you know how burping works? It's literally a gas buildup in your stomach. It's why you can force them by swallowing air and why they can help you get some relief if you're feeling bloated.
It's disingenuous to say he donated to both parties. He donated 40+ million to democrats and 280 thousand to republicans. The only reason he even donated to republicans at all was so that he could get more liberal Republicans to win instead of conservatives
He’s defended because he’s a huge political donor to both parties and sponsors plenty of media companies, nothing to do with being Jewish? He’s just a rich asshole, all rich assholes do this, Elon musk is like renowned for it. Also, why are you bringing religion into this, is this some like weird anti Semitic bullshit?
I don't like SBF but to say he lost his cool speaking to coffeezilla is ridiculous. Coffeezilla was way more aggressive, and if you want to call it such, inappropriate for a business call.
Motherfuckers will scam people out of billions of dollars but people will still try to throw shade at the other guy for not having "manners" LMAO give it a break who fucking cares.
@@weaponisedautism07theSecond How so? This is the 3rd interview by coffee and who knows how many other interviews besides, and time and time again SBF has done nothing but redirect, obfuscate, or lie his way around the truth. At a certain point, especially a situation involving the money of so many people, being direct and aggressive is one of the only ways to get real answers
@@CrimsonFang501 Im not saying that he was wrong or anything just that he was somewhat aggressive and rightfully so. But SBF was trying to manipulate the conversation to his favour being aggressive was definitely the best option Coffee had but it just seemed like actual anger not just trying to make him admit to fraud. Just my opinion do with it as you will.
You’d think his lawyers would have told him to stop talking!
If you needed any proof that SBF is an idiot, the fact he’s still doing PUBLIC INTERVIEWS is more than enough proof
They did apparently. But Sam told them to “fuck off”… those are his words
They probably have he just doesn’t listen
SBF is just so arrogant, he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room.
And now look at the latest news concerning Sam Banking-Fraud. His close crew are doing plea deals to land him in the sewage, the lawyers are laughing all the way to the bank ... and SBF is playing the "Hey, I was just a fresh kid and made a mistake!" 🤣
"This is the most generous billionare"
omg if someone played a drinking game for every time he says "um" ~20 min in, they'd be dead by alcohol poisoning. He's trying so hard but it's so obvious he's nervous cuz he's been caught with his pants down
Did it for a party, there was a lot of sick that night
Or take a drink every time he says yeah but....
At a kindergarten
This was so painful to watch. Remind me never to scam any group publicly because Coffeezilla is scary af
So you just scamming people in secret now 😅
Ight, here's your reminder.
Here another reminder
here's another reminder don't forget 😡
Just checking in to ensure you remember not to scam people
“Um so, I’m just taking a stab, and I don’t have all the data, so I’m just guessing here, and this is just a guess, um but…”- SBF before every **single** answer
the second he said "generalized withdraws" i knew he messed up and it looks like twitch chat noticed also. absolutely amazing that he accidentally gave himself up like that thinking he was being clever. if any bank was to do generalized withdraws they would be shut down and investigated heavily for that.
His lawyers thought he would be able to give the ring around for anything but they were wrong
His lawyers were probably shitting bricks and screaming at him everytime he went live and said something he wasn't given the clear for. All his answers were non answers until coffee slid in and barraged him with actual questions and rebuttals
SBF looks like the kid in school who would give himself eraser burns in the back of the class and pour his chocolate milk all over his food at lunch just to dare someone to eat it, and when nobody is stupid enough to take the bribe, he takes a bite because he's losing the attention of the audience lmao
Oddly specific but I literally had that kid in every school I went to so it fits
@TweenyTwinkies yea very specific dude
Wtf are you on about bruh
@@Sergeant_DCThe closest i had was the kid that had the worlds worst takes on everything imaginable.
@@weaponisedautism07theSecondsame. I had a literal neo-n..i in my highschool. He’d do the salute unironically, shout out inc.st jokes, r.pe jokes, race, everything he could. It was so tiresome having him in my history class.
What’s even more funny is his girlfriend who helped him do all this flipped and is going to testify lol
The US legal system is awesome. Did you commit a crime? Rat your buddies out, and we'll cut you a deal! Major crimes, half off! Minor crimes, free! Have another crime you commited? Buy one, get off of one completely free!
That's really great, but in the case of their relationship this is kind of fucked up
@@dragonseatcheese8727 you mean to say they would rather get the actual leader that ran away with and caused most of the damage? yeah thats not isolated to the US legal system. i know youre very self-hate centric but don't be this stupid in public. Its also a great way to go about catching the actual drivers of these crimes. (by the way in this case was completely successful carrying a sentence of 25 years and forfeiture of $11billion in assets.)
@@thedarkness125That dude you responded to had a literal brain dead take? Why would you complain about the mastermind of a crime being arrested while everyone else gets REDUCED sentences. Eveyone gets jail time, and the worst one gets the worst time.
25:16 That is the face of a man who knows he's won.
"I got him!"
Fun drinking game; drink every time SBF says So, Uh, or Um. Try not to go into liver failure
Fastest way to get alcohol poisoning 😂
Tahs not truue iaom totsly sobaer
I drank milk and now i have calcium poisoning
You cant even call Saul for this guy
lol the chatter "SCAM BANKRUPT FRAUD"
Something that both coffee and Charlie missed is that SBF backwards is FBS which stands for “Fucking BullShit”
It could also be just "fucking bullshit scam
Lol
And if you switch the letters around it becomes stupid fucking bullshit lmao
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Lmfaooo 😂😂 I love this
Here’s a question for people that are confused about how “first come first served” to get your money out is corruption:
Who will know the exact second that the line to withdraw money opens up?
The people that open the lines and the people they tell “hey line opens at x o’clock”
Ignorance and stupidity is no excuse for breaking the law he deserves to go to prison for what he did
Coffeezilla: So you didn’t treat these two groups of people differently?
Sbf: well um ya see um if i were to um well hmm if i knew what you where um…
As Always, Thanks for watching!
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Love your content, Charlie so happy I found you through Coffeezilla and been binge watching your vids the last few days lol
Hey this is not Charlie’s channel actually it is a fan channel that just take clips from vods and like post them Charlie’s channel is @ penguinz0
@@Cheeseburgermanguy Ah, I see i know of penguinz0 but thx anyway
i read that in wendigoon's voice
Always a pleasure, that moment Coffee hangs up is gold
In the whole interview with Coffee SBF said Uh/Uhm a total of 63 times
When RUclipsrs do far more cutting, quality investigative journalism than major media outlets with billions in assets.... Really sad.
Being stupid is no justification for crime.
Yeah exactly. Take that one tiktoker who killed a mom and her daughter when he was street racing for example. There’s no way he could get off scot-free by saying “oopsie that was stupid”
dude who tf actually trusted a guy who sounds 13 ☠️
I love how I hear Kingdom Hearts 2 being played in the background after he finishes the video
I knew someone else had to hear it and know where it was from
@@pingy4845 and I only recently commented that lol the keyblade hits made me like “wait, I know that from somewhere”. It’s ingrained in my brain 🤣
@@Toyss I realized by the chime noise that occurs when you are going through a menu
just gunna say ... SBF looks like if simpleflips was into being a weaselly little scammer instead of a speedrunner/streamer
SBF is SimpleFlips doppelganger confirmed.
Just because charges or lawsuits aren’t public doesn’t mean it’s not happening. There’s a reason they don’t make high profile cases public until they absolutely need to.
We need an "Um" counter
Bro got absolutely FRIED in that interview
We should fund a coffeezilla news network.
We could call it CNN.
God knows there's no REAL news site using that abbreviation.
And this is the guy who'se girlfriend (head of Alameda ... but no connection eh?) said in interview that she was lousy at math and, in fact, she largely used high school level math - in a multimillion dollar business??
That's retarded. They can teach calculus and chemistry to high school kids
He looks like that one villain in Megamind lol
Him saying they (would, since they didn’t in this case) had to re CODE a new withdrawal process means they designed the funds to be commingled. Code is written so that a child with the most basic understanding can follow each line exactly how it is written and know what it’s going to do, so long as they understand syntax. Since anyone at all is able to withdraw, that means the code is written properly, or properly enough at least. It’s black and white, not gray, you don’t code something to interpret two different groups of funds you code something that HAS two different groups of funds. The way SBF talks makes it seem as if he doesn’t even understand how programming works.
When the tittle said "fried" thought it meant coffiezilla got him "high'' to admit to fraud lol
He got sentenced 25 years in prison
sbf talks about coffee monopolising conversation and not answering the other side, even though every time sbf is given a question he dodges giving the most vague useless word soup and presenting a new topic to throw the interviewer off. Also interviews are supposed to be one side ask, one side answer LMFAO
the way coffee said “hi sam its me again 😂😂”
This mans giving more stabs than Jodi Arias
I don't have the data in front of me, so I'm just going off what I remember. I mean, I've done dozens of interviews so at this point I should be bringing the data and information with me everywhere I go so I stop looking like such an idiot. But, I don't have data in front of me🤷
I have a wish to steal his lunch money
lmao sbf found guilty on all charges the other day
He screwed all of them! He might as well be honest about it!
36:28 just wanna say great SBK impression 10/10
He used the funds trying to find the "one piece" lol
SBF sounds like he's always inhaling just a little bit of Helium 😅
"Ignorance of the law is not an excuse" -Derick Savage
Thomas Jefferson said it first, though he was paraphrasing from a legal tenet from the Roman Empire.
I love how you can tell from sam’s eye movements alone that he’s full of shit, he completely look’s away from the camera every time he tries to think of some random bullshit on the spot, if you see this I beg you just focus on his eye movements alone
No time no time.. need to self incriminate asap.
I’m sure this has been said, but I’m not in the loop on this situation or this man. I read the title as “coffeezilla got Sam Bankman FRIED in order to get him to admit…”
Kevin O'Leary also interviewed the guy, I forget his name, with all the models, super jacked guy, started a weed brand that failed. Said he made his money hustling cards in college.
Anyway, O'Leary said he was quite impressive too or something to that effect. I'm guessing that was a paid promo too since I don't see those two hanging out of their own accord.
Dan Bilzerian. Dude who had a 10k bed that he used company credit on, right? And his business partner took him to court?
God, Kevin oleary is such a douche.
The sketches the courtroom artist did of SBF and Caroline Ellison, SBF's ex GF, is priceless. It's like concept art for Dobby and Kreacher.
"Did you commit x crime?"
"Um...well, no, I didn't REALLY commit x crime...I just...I think, y'know, I just...commited x crime."
His reasoning for the fraud in his interviews is the equivalent to Skylar playing a ditzy idiot to save Ted Beneke in his IRS audit
Bro i can FEEL the grease pour into my ears as sbf talks
Sam Bankman-Fiend
Something like that.
birb
birb
Kinda messed up he got off Scott-free after all this
no your wrong... that guy knew he had just dig his own grave... but acted stoopid which he is better at than acting smart and ended the chat... i just hope his cell m8 is a 7 foot body builder who now goes by the name tracey...
He’s about to be sentenced and he submitted paperwork to the court that “the harm and loss amount to zero.” When referring to his crimes so he shouldn’t really get a huge sentence. I hope they throw the book at him.
Wait so was Logan actually that guy ?
Oh trust me bro, I am that guy
Oh trust me bro he is that guy
*cue in the arms of an angel*
how many times is this guy gonna say "Umm"
The one piece is REAL
He's Fried
coffee grilled him
Sam, hard stuck in bronze on league.
He's like a big blackhead that you can get out
HE didn’t screw YOU over, YOU screwed YOURSELF over. He doesn’t even know you exist 😂
This is SBFs boyfriend
Sam Bankrupt-Fraud.
Someone else please tell me they hear Kingdom Hearts music in the background.
my brain is rotting listening to this bf guy
Holy shit that guy hard to listen to
Scam Bankman-Fried
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Bank
25 year term 🎉
Coffeezilla is OP.
Like no one had a brain to ask him °"how are you profitable"
Banks actually do do what he’s saying. After you get over a certain dollar amount in your bank account the bank only has to keep 1/3 of your money in it while they can loan out 2/3rds to other ppl. So they don’t keep your full account balance in the bank. Yeah. Just thought I’d add that.
They never keep the full amount in your account. In fact, they never keep ANY of it. Bank accounts aren't actual things. More like a reverse tab. You give them money, they can then loan it out. It's why you get interest for savings accounts. It gives you an incentive to put it there. It's the issue with the economy crashing. Everyone tries to pull money at once, but the bank can't handle that. It's also why you can't just get 200k from a bank, even if you have it in your account. You have to go through enough red tape to cover the sun, including a fun organization known as the "IRS". They don't HAVE your money. They need to go get money from a federal reserve.
Wasn’t that the point of his terms of service and why he was special? Because he could do all this and guarantee your money back?
Also he explicitly stated they would not do that unless given permission.
15:38 the one piece, the one piece is real
xD
LoL
Can we get much higher?
14:13 the interview
“I think” “um uh” it’s a simple answer dude just say yes or no be honest, listening to this guy talk is painful
The thousand um war
watching these from the future is so funny his refusal to stop doing interviews was such a dumb fucking move lmao he was granted the luxury of being put under house arrest while awaiting trial instead of waiting in jail but he went and did another interview which got him put in jail for tampering with the case
also i realize im saying this with hindsight but idk why so many people were believing nothing would happen to him and that hed just get away with it, he scammed a lot of rich people lol of course he was gonna get punished
Dude looks like Walmart Ben Schwarz
His voice sounds just like Micheal Reeves
Crazy video idea "I built a robot to scam people and suck at league"
Videos like these convince me that CoffeeZilla is a benovolent Pyschopath hes just way too good at socializng
Interview = promotion to the brand
Except in the case where such interviews cause the company to implode
@@Incompetent_Hero yeah
Uh ah humm yeah ahh um i think umm maybe ahh
Who is playing kingdom hearts in the background?
Who's playing kingdom hearts in the background?
Yeouuu
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Charlie not knowing the difference between a conspiracy and conspiracy theory
Isn't a conspiracy a theory? Boiled down to its most basic, a conspiracy is a secret between two or more ppl with a motive.
Key word being secret, therefore it gives room for theories. All conspiracies are conspiracy theories.
uhhmm
What happened with this guy. The story just kinda disappeared
He got arrested, paid a $250mil bond, and is now on house arrest while awaiting trial in California
I haven’t watched a live in a while and I’ve seen a lot of these stream clips but how is this man always so fucking gassy?? Like I’ve only seen him eat a chick fil a sandwich on stream once and he only drinks water. Where are all these burps coming from?
Yes because burps are a result of eating
Despite what it may seem, his burps are actually his farts reversing to his mouth.
@@YaM0MsAh03 do you know how burping works? It's literally a gas buildup in your stomach. It's why you can force them by swallowing air and why they can help you get some relief if you're feeling bloated.
They don't want to pursue charges because he was the second largest democratic donor in 2020
Posts that aged like milk
@@devent10n where's the lie
@@nathanrobbins2440 he's facing a shit ton of charges, dumb4ass
It's disingenuous to say he donated to both parties. He donated 40+ million to democrats and 280 thousand to republicans. The only reason he even donated to republicans at all was so that he could get more liberal Republicans to win instead of conservatives
Sam sounds like a nice guy
A nice guy who will con you into giving him your money. I don't like con-artists.
Sam is a con artist and looks / sounds like a complete Goober
Update: All the charges against SBF have been dropped. There won’t be any accountability for what he did at all. So this was all for nothing
Nope. Still has seven against him still
Update: he is now jailed for witness intimidation and tampering among other things. Trust me, this guy will not be free for a long time.
Update: he's totally screwed. He's going away for a long time
Thankfully, this comment aged poorly
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sam's jewish, that's why he's defended by the media
He’s defended because he’s a huge political donor to both parties and sponsors plenty of media companies, nothing to do with being Jewish?
He’s just a rich asshole, all rich assholes do this, Elon musk is like renowned for it. Also, why are you bringing religion into this, is this some like weird anti Semitic bullshit?
I don't like SBF but to say he lost his cool speaking to coffeezilla is ridiculous. Coffeezilla was way more aggressive, and if you want to call it such, inappropriate for a business call.
This isn’t a business call. It’s a journalistic q and a about a fraud case.
@@joeshmoe4207Still, he was WAY to aggressive compared to SBF.
Motherfuckers will scam people out of billions of dollars but people will still try to throw shade at the other guy for not having "manners" LMAO give it a break who fucking cares.
@@weaponisedautism07theSecond How so? This is the 3rd interview by coffee and who knows how many other interviews besides, and time and time again SBF has done nothing but redirect, obfuscate, or lie his way around the truth. At a certain point, especially a situation involving the money of so many people, being direct and aggressive is one of the only ways to get real answers
@@CrimsonFang501 Im not saying that he was wrong or anything just that he was somewhat aggressive and rightfully so.
But SBF was trying to manipulate the conversation to his favour being aggressive was definitely the best option Coffee had but it just seemed like actual anger not just trying to make him admit to fraud.
Just my opinion do with it as you will.