THE FAPPENING ft. @cottontailva

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
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Комментарии • 66

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 6 месяцев назад +5

    fun neurology fact: trauma often disrupts memory. sometimes for ages. it's not uncommon for ptsd sufferers to have huge gaps in their memory for years after the triggering event, or memories that are comprised of patches and sense memory. It's likely some kind of self protection mechanism, similar to the way, after giving birth, people report forgetting the physical trauma of the act, allowing them to have more kids without debilitating fear of what's to come.
    but what's really interesting is that remembering the past works in a pretty similar way to imagining the future. we don't recall events, strictly speaking, we generate little stories in our heads that reflect our experience in that moment. this is why memories change dramatically over thim, and why 5 different people will all recount an event differently. it's also why witness testimony s not considered good evidence in either law or science. memory is kind of an illusion?

  • @fox13z400
    @fox13z400 Год назад +44

    Thank god you posted this, its gold

  • @hylius5780
    @hylius5780 4 месяца назад

    Bro in the hôtel room spilled his Milk after getting caught by his crush...hes a fkn warrior 😂🤌

  • @metalgamerjonny6410
    @metalgamerjonny6410 Год назад +18

    Stories start at 23:57

    • @warpoverdrivu6900
      @warpoverdrivu6900 Год назад +4

      No way i randomly skipped cuz i assume that the beginning is blahblahblah but i literally skipped to that exact part like waow

    • @RpVane
      @RpVane Год назад

      Thank you

    • @thereisnosun
      @thereisnosun Год назад +1

      how do you do the time link thing? I know how to share a specific time but not how you make it look so pithy and concise.

  • @brianrigsby7900
    @brianrigsby7900 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:33:54 that was a good impression 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pyrothium9667
    @pyrothium9667 Год назад +2

    How relatable, my parents removed the door to my room too, I knew where it was, but I was too lazy to put it back on.

  • @MalkavianC
    @MalkavianC 9 месяцев назад

    My favorite thing about this stream honestly is Bao being right about the lizard eye

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 Год назад +8

    Should i be concerned, I just learned there's a part 2 and 1
    10:26 ngl, pretty funny so far
    29:02 Bao, with all the grace of a majestic whale
    41:00 these stories just keep getting better
    Who thought that was a good idea? I'm guessing at night, or an early session. I'm calling cap though.
    49:07 I can tell this is gonna be bad. It was.
    55:33 dam bao, silent laughing
    1:01:14 aww
    1:04:28 lol
    1:07:50 what the heck cottontail, and she definitely knew
    1:13:05 yet another perfect timing, just like the intro
    1:17:00 Bao's story. Oh, this was the lewdtuber clip for bao/cotton.
    1:19:00 best story in a while, poor lass. You got some good writers.
    1:22:18 that's crazy
    1:29:00 top bao
    1:32:30 anymore
    1:34:15 noted, don't nap on the side the road. Or actually do, having them just check on you is good.
    1:36:58 idk why you'd be that ashamed, poor guy
    1:38:20 lol, good one brao
    1:43:23 oh that's what it is. The bits before and after are pretty good.
    1:46:55 Eulogy
    We'll be right back works for every moment
    1:47:33 next story
    1:51:28 64, and he's a regular viewer
    1:54:00 huh? 1:54:30 oh... sorry mate. I'll save this as an honorable mention.
    1:56:16 entry 43, rookie mistakes 2:00:02 a valuable lesson for many intrepid explorers. That's a memorable ending.
    2:01:36 Jelking? Jelquing, that's a new term.
    2:03:16 not sure which bullet they mean either. You can buy either at target?
    2:05:10 awkward laughter
    2:10:15 next entry
    2:12:41 next entry, poor bastard
    2:17:16 next entry
    2:19:20 next entry, agree, poor parenting. But poor behavior too.
    2:23:00 Bao repressed memory
    2:24:42 see, it just works at every moment
    2:27:56 next entry
    2:31:00 2:33:50 no, bad bao.
    2:31:40 next entry
    2:34:02 next entry, gross
    2:36:44 next entry, facepalm
    2:38:31 praise kink bao
    2:39:03 yeah, probably exactly for the reason this story will describe.
    (Spoiler, it was)
    2:40:34 facepalm again
    2:42:00 I'm glad they can move on easily
    2:42:55 so true. 2:43:10 yes, don't do it when you're drunk and/or a kid.
    2:44:48 cute noises
    2:44:56 next entry, wholesome. Definitely needed after the last few stories.
    2:47:50 next entry, family curse. The talk is cursed but appreciated, maybe kinda. It's better to talk about it than not.
    2:54:02 Favorites.
    2:57:48
    3:00:00 Cat comes back
    3:01:30
    3:03:03 oh no, that's so gross
    3:03:40 Hello wet fart, thank you for your servass.

    • @thereisnosun
      @thereisnosun Год назад

      how do you do the time link thing? I know how to share a specific time but not how you make it look so pithy and concise.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Год назад +1

      @thereisnosun I didn't do anything special. I use the Enter button to organize things.

    • @thereisnosun
      @thereisnosun Год назад +1

      @@Speed001 right but how does it compress to a time rather than a full link? You had to have done something because mine didn't compress like that it stayed a full link

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Год назад +1

      @thereisnosun not sure what you mean by "full link" unless you are pressing the Share button.
      Above i type what you see and nothing else, like 1:11:11, this is a feature of RUclips comments.
      1:00 0:01
      1:11 10:55

    • @fatfr0g570
      @fatfr0g570 Год назад

      @@thereisnosunyou type hour:minute:second; for example, 1:23:45. Of course, the hour can be omitted if the video is less than an hour long.

  • @ERTWcoach
    @ERTWcoach Год назад +15

    Every province/territory is the great white north is different. High School is 9-12 here but 10-12 in other provinces/territories. Poor bunny is from the Prairies so it's not her fault.

  • @IsaacClodfelter
    @IsaacClodfelter Год назад +11

    Chat an strimmers call cap literally anytime any story includes a vaguely interested party.
    "I busted near a women-" "CAP, ain't no way!"

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 6 месяцев назад +3

      it's the context. they asked for embarrassing stories about getting caught and some dudes, well... lets just say, the difference between self esteem and arrogance is the ability to laugh at yourself. doesn't matter if it's true, it's cap either way.

  • @brianrigsby7900
    @brianrigsby7900 8 месяцев назад +2

    2:23:14 audio glitch😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brianrigsby7900
    @brianrigsby7900 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:26:18 third eyelid? I thought only birds and reptiles had those

  • @Firehawk806
    @Firehawk806 Год назад +1

    1:00:32 my family knocks but doesn’t wait for an answer. Or if I do answer I say hang on and they just barge in

  • @brianrigsby7900
    @brianrigsby7900 8 месяцев назад +1

    2:26:19 so…a little figurine? I just looked up zaga cats and that’s what I got😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LurchTheTowelRack
    @LurchTheTowelRack Год назад +4

    Get any non-citrus soda, or tea (add a little sugar), and add lemon or lime juice. Trust me, its so good. In my opinion, better than alcohol. Jack and Coke, nah, we got Coke and Lemon. (but seriously, its good.)

  • @knsrulz
    @knsrulz Год назад +12

    I couldn't fucking believe when Bao said , who is Johnny Sins , ain't no WAY!

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Год назад

      Who?

    • @fatfr0g570
      @fatfr0g570 Год назад

      @@Speed001My plumber and priest. Also a local firefighter.

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 Год назад

      @@Speed001 He's Jesus's college boyfriend

  • @animage2867
    @animage2867 Год назад +8

    This just came to me 😂
    Baby
    Art
    Online
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Speed001
    @Speed001 Год назад +4

    Should i be concerned, I just learned there's a part 2 and 1
    10:26 ngl, pretty funny so far
    29:02 Bao, with all the grace of a majestic whale
    41:00 these stories just keep getting better

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Год назад

      Who thought that was a good idea? I'm guessing at night, or an early session. I'm calling cap though.
      49:07 I can tell this is gonna be bad. It was.
      55:33 dam bao, silent laughing
      1:01:14 aww
      1:04:28 lol
      1:07:50 what the heck cottontail, and she definitely knew

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Год назад

      1:13:05 yet another perfect timing, just like the intro
      1:17:00 Bao's story. Oh, this was the lewdtuber clip for bao/cotton.
      1:19:00 best story in a while, poor lass. You got some good writers.
      1:22:18 that's crazy
      1:29:00 top bao

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Год назад +1

      1:32:30 anymore
      1:34:15 noted, don't nap on the side the road. Or actually do, having them just check on you is good.
      1:36:58 idk why you'd be that ashamed, poor guy
      1:38:20 lol, good one brao
      1:43:23 oh that's what it is. The bits before and after are pretty good.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Год назад +1

      1:46:55 Eulogy
      We'll be right back works for every moment
      1:47:33 next story
      1:51:28 64, and he's a regular viewer
      1:54:00 huh? 1:54:30 oh... sorry mate. I'll save this as an honorable mention.
      1:56:16 entry 43, rookie mistakes 2:00:02 a valuable lesson for many intrepid explorers. That's a memorable ending.
      2:01:36 Jelking? Jelquing, that's a new term.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 Год назад +1

      2:03:16 not sure which bullet they mean either. You can buy either at target?
      2:05:10 awkward laughter
      2:10:15 next entry
      2:12:41 next entry, poor bastard
      2:17:16 next entry

  • @vonhellsing6406
    @vonhellsing6406 Год назад +11

    1:56:00 story 43 the best one 😂😂😂

    • @LRBClips
      @LRBClips Год назад +4

      Bro pulled an Officer Doofy. 😭😭😭 No shot!

    • @vonhellsing6406
      @vonhellsing6406 Год назад +4

      @@LRBClips dude that was the first thing that came to mind the o.g. scary movie with doofy "cleaning his room" 😭😂😂😂😂

    • @LRBClips
      @LRBClips Год назад +3

      @@vonhellsing6406 The hotdog should NEVER look like a real hotdog at the end of a wankge. If it ever does, you did it wrong.

  • @alva6874
    @alva6874 10 месяцев назад +1

    this is the best thing i have ever had the pleasure of watching

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 6 месяцев назад

    man, i feel so bad for these children who were raised by parents who think squeaking it is bad or dirty or "sinful" in some way. raising your kid to believe that they're inherently dirty and bad is pure fkn evil. all these years later and most of them are still talking about their normal biological urges with shame and regret. what a horrific thing to do to young child.

  • @radishlive
    @radishlive Год назад +6

    that's nice Josh.

  • @BoSanNicolas
    @BoSanNicolas Год назад +4

    Luv these girls very very much . ❤

  • @ScarletStarAudios
    @ScarletStarAudios Год назад +8

    I know she will never see this but in regards to cottons high school comment, were I am in Canada, high school is grade
    8 - 12

  • @homeytoyer8303
    @homeytoyer8303 Год назад +1

    I love ❤❤❤ kitty kats.

  • @ANONYMOUS-lx3ip
    @ANONYMOUS-lx3ip 3 месяца назад

    57:00 Uhhh.......

  • @MemorySaga
    @MemorySaga 5 месяцев назад

    thats nice josh.

  • @nitricacid2516
    @nitricacid2516 6 месяцев назад

    That shit at 57:00 is making me do backflips I'm gonna kill myself after learning this information

  • @jeffdrake5881
    @jeffdrake5881 Год назад +6

    Was there ever a part 2?

  • @thereisnosun
    @thereisnosun Год назад

    I wonder how much stuff like this is a bit. Like I do understand its a bit but one would never know if it wasn't. So, I wonder if it ever happens to be true and if so was there was a development

  • @krausiemousie
    @krausiemousie 6 дней назад

    No cotton you ain't wrong on the conditioner why on earth would you want that on your johnson especially when doing the "electric slide" when old glory launches it opens which means soap in the geyser and alot of pain if you catch my drift

  • @BoSanNicolas
    @BoSanNicolas Год назад

    Really liked this one. 😊

  • @stellarfox1688
    @stellarfox1688 Год назад

    what is the starting soon music its great

  • @-u_o
    @-u_o Год назад

    55:18 1:07:17 1:12:44

  • @josephkeyworth6554
    @josephkeyworth6554 Год назад +5

    Pls make a fappening 3

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT Год назад +2

    Omg

  • @tristanderamos6455
    @tristanderamos6455 Год назад +18

    Start 5:00

  • @ΓιαννηςΧρήστου-ο2ψ
    @ΓιαννηςΧρήστου-ο2ψ 4 месяца назад

    Ones I was curious and googled Bao Hentai. Good but don't do it

  • @brianrigsby7900
    @brianrigsby7900 8 месяцев назад +1

    1:33:54 that was a good impression 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂