I know that, uhm, you’re going through a tough time Nyx, or whoever is leading the system as/if you read this, and uh…I’m not the best at these but I wanted to say I hope you’re doing well.
For the lemons, I have my own saying: When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at anyone who moderately inconveniences you. You're welcome.
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK, GET MAD! "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?" MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JONHSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
even better: cut open the lemon, squeeze them into your enemies eyes and they most likely won't ever bother you again. (if they're lucky enough not to go blind.)
When life gives you lemons, juice them and then put that juice into a supersoaker to water cannon into people's eyes. Maybe less effective than a lemon grenade, but a lot easier to do when you are dumb and do not have a grasp on science well enough to combust a lemon.
4:44 Miu: “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!? Demand to see Life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give MIU IRUMA LEMONS! Do you know who I am? I’m the woman whose gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to invent a combustible lemon THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!”
ok would just like to say that -the hiyoko vacation one is //far// too relatable -the mac n cheese one is canon as far as im concerned -kokichi syrup made me cry and my roomies were concerned but to whoevers fronting rn- hope you're doin ok. i know you said the algorithm will shoot ya if you don't upload, but please know we'll all stay with you if you took a break. stay strong
Aw yeah the greatest dub of text posts, the one that brings everyone in from coasts to coasts. Made by Aeris and Nyx who I wish the best for, and two people who can grow together more and more. Now all that's left to do is wait, but I really can't because i know this is gonna be great.
Yay, the series returns! :D Also Aeris/Nyx or whoever happens to see this, I hope you're doing a bit better soon. Don't forget to take care of yourself
Nice to see that this series is coming back, I always liked these but on a serious note I just wanna say that I still understand that you're going through a lot of stuff at the moment but I do care for your well-being and I hope that you're doing alright, love from Canada
6:48 To be completely fair, Sakura took her own life and Hina tried desperately to make herself look like the killer without completely losing her shit But honestly that still isn't a very good ratio
Spoilers: 6:02 So, literally my feelings on all three of the cute glasses girls in this series? I love all of them, but I only have a body pillow of one of them. It doesn't even matter which one it is; I am going to die at the hands of either a serial killer, a mafia boss's wife, or a mastermind who successfully kills innocent people.
"My New Years' resolution is to get worse." I'm sorry, you put a picture of Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa there when you clearly meant to use Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium.
yay! very excited, nyx or whatever alter might be reading this, i hope you'll feel a lot better soon, i wish you nothing bit the best and a fuck ton of dark chocolate (look at me with the references wow)
Игры
Would Junko Enoshima remind the teacher of homework? So she could feel the despair of all of her classmates hating her and also having homework.
Dear god, NO DO NOT GIVE HER THE IDEA
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@@brynbagley8836 rather a bold statement, but i agree!! (pls dont attack me)
No. She only got into the despair thing after she broke her sandcastle, which was age 15. I.E, not childhood.
4:44 Nagito: When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and make everyone wonder how the fuck you made orange juice with lemons
OK time to make celery juice
*About to recite Cave Johnson's lemon rant*
……
Lmfao
Shuichi: **recites the Cave Johnson lemons rant**
I know that, uhm, you’re going through a tough time Nyx, or whoever is leading the system as/if you read this, and uh…I’m not the best at these but I wanted to say I hope you’re doing well.
12:38 PLEASE let this be a recurring gag, it gets me every time
Oh WOW
Yes.
Every time it happens it catches me so off guard
@@paxgallery6646 AND EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY, CAN'T YOU
Every time that shows up I lose my marbles
The Pepsi saga is probably one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen I hope things get easier for you soon Nyx!
It's on par with the color theory post
For the lemons, I have my own saying:
When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at anyone who moderately inconveniences you. You're welcome.
MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK, GET MAD! "I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?" MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JONHSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
even better: cut open the lemon, squeeze them into your enemies eyes and they most likely won't ever bother you again. (if they're lucky enough not to go blind.)
When life gives you lemons, juice them and then put that juice into a supersoaker to water cannon into people's eyes. Maybe less effective than a lemon grenade, but a lot easier to do when you are dumb and do not have a grasp on science well enough to combust a lemon.
When life gives you lemons, murder everyone who have lemons so you can be the only one who can make lemonade and sell it
When life gives you lemons, put them in a slingshot and shoot them at people in the nuts
2:51 I love the amount of passion in this like seriously I fucking love it
Gundham: why is there a camera
Kazuichi: text posts is making a comeback
Gundham: I’m not smiling your smiling you fool
8:25 it's called "power outage at daycare"
7:56 YES JUNKO SAVE HER CHILDHOOD THIS IS WHY UR MY FAV CHARACTER
4:44 Miu: “When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! I DON’T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!? Demand to see Life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give MIU IRUMA LEMONS! Do you know who I am? I’m the woman whose gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to invent a combustible lemon THAT WILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!”
Everyone says, “You’re all the heroes of your own stories.”
And I’m just like, “That’s cute.”
I’m the villain of everyone else’s.
Text post for Part 8: Jojolion
I loved the Pepsi Post, it was so chaotic and confusing and I was laughing the whole time
Why was it confusing? he said Pepsi was a dollar and 75 at the hospital what's so confusing about that
7:19 I'm not entirely sure whether Chiaki or Hajime is being referred to, but either way, I'm here for it
ok would just like to say that
-the hiyoko vacation one is //far// too relatable
-the mac n cheese one is canon as far as im concerned
-kokichi syrup made me cry and my roomies were concerned
but to whoevers fronting rn- hope you're doin ok. i know you said the algorithm will shoot ya if you don't upload, but please know we'll all stay with you if you took a break. stay strong
It’s rather impressive how many different voices you guys can do, it truly brought each post to life.
As a Kazuichi x Gundham shipper 7:15 made me unrealistically happy
ME TOO
Even though I ship them I love the whole “love rivals turned into lovers” since I ship Gundham and Sonia and Kazuichi likes Sonia
@@Average.as.always I ship both Gundham and Sonia together, as well as Gundham and Souda heheh
Aw yeah the greatest dub of text posts, the one that brings everyone in from coasts to coasts. Made by Aeris and Nyx who I wish the best for, and two people who can grow together more and more. Now all that's left to do is wait, but I really can't because i know this is gonna be great.
When the world needed them most, the text posts returned
Glad to see this series make a comeback! The text posts have returned.
5:56 this is true. My dad always sprinkles cinnamon sugar into my grilled cheese whenever he makes it.
WHAT.
@aspen cinnamon sugar in my grilled cheese
*fucking huh*
this came a surprise to me cuz i thought the series ended, thank god it came for a comeback :D
Same this was necessary
The Pepsi one had me wheezing because every time I thought it was over it’s like nope, werewolves are sexy yo
"AND EVERY TIME WE KISS, I SWEAR I COULD FLYY-"
@@paxgallery6646 Goddammit I actually audibly laughed at this
I completely agree with Nagito’s Mindset here. 7:49
7:06 Soudam in a nutshell
8:03
*ANYONE GONNA ASK WHY THIS IS SO GOOD!?*
5:02 and then the next moment you find a 1 dollar bill and are like “LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!”
5:21 the fact ryoma and kirumi weren't there feels like a missed opportunity but kaito and maki embody that to a t
THE HIYOKO, IMPOSTER BYAKUYA AND IBUKI ONE HAS ME 😭
I can confirm. The Pepsi is waaaaaay cheaper in the hospital. 👍
Yay, the series returns! :D
Also Aeris/Nyx or whoever happens to see this, I hope you're doing a bit better soon. Don't forget to take care of yourself
IBUKI SING CAUSE EVERYTIME WE TOUCH AGAIN FUCKING KILLED ME BEST BIT IN THE SERIES
11:38 This is everyone when the 🅱️epis debate :
the fuckin pepsi bit got me so hard what the hell i have so many questions about this am i really having a stroke
babe, wake up
nyx revived the danganronpa text posts series
Ibuki singing every time we kiss will never stop being funny
13:09 Kaede in one sentence 😭
I love the fact that this is the second time in this series in which Ibuki ends up singing Everytime we touch by cascada
I fully intended to go to the gym before work, but I sat here and binged all of these videos. Too funny to stop.😂
Tag yourself I’m Rantaros ferret in the Pepsi vampire conversation
I'm The "op,,....you are not valid???" From Tsumugi in the "Accursed Macaroni, Anon Hate". Conversation
idk why but this video reminded me of a dream where angie has shorts on. they were really cool shorts
You dont understand how hard it was to hold in laughter during the entire mac and cheese part in class
I can already tell Kiyo would make a great Jigsaw
I was somehow able to memorize the whole Pepsi conversation
Hell yeah Danganronpa Tumblr insanity is back
you see I don't eat mac and cheese with cheese 2:56 I pop handfuls of the noodles into my mouth with orange sauce from panda express like FRENCH FRIES
you had me at "hello bisexual community"
Nice to see that this series is coming back, I always liked these but on a serious note I just wanna say that I still understand that you're going through a lot of stuff at the moment but I do care for your well-being and I hope that you're doing alright, love from Canada
Playing danganromoa 2 right now, the ones I understand are gold
Guess what's back
Back again
Textposts back
Tell a friend
6:48
To be completely fair, Sakura took her own life and Hina tried desperately to make herself look like the killer without completely losing her shit
But honestly that still isn't a very good ratio
Spoilers:
6:02 So, literally my feelings on
all three of the cute glasses girls in this series? I love all of them, but I only have a body pillow of one of them. It doesn't even matter which one it is; I am going to die at the hands of either a serial killer, a mafia boss's wife, or a mastermind who successfully kills innocent people.
Do you ever think before you type?
why is this literally me?? 1:50 😂
It's always nice to have more textposts!
4:30 Leon: That can be arranged Sayaka
Sayaka: Wait, what, no no no no, that's not what I meant- FUCK-
*Body discovery music*
14:33 "As long as he pays..."
XD
The Himiko homunculus one made me die idk why its just funny to me!
kazuichi: i diagnose you with "gets no b**hes"!
gundam: that's because sonia isn't a b**h
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10:13
gundam: yes love
This is absolutely my favorite one of the series
9:07
EVERY *T I M E*
12:14 got me dead after that text post XD 💀
This was great, thank you for making my day happier with new text post shenanigans
Just saw the first text post and I already liked the video ✨
Hecking
Ibuki really caught me off guard lol
2:40 was an EXPERIENCE...
Q_O
3:40 WOW
loved this
So glad this series has been updated. crying and throwing up, I hope you had fun doing it
I just want to take now to say thanks for all the amazing content we’ve gotten, and here’s to more!
tsumugi saying "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU" is hilarious to me
"My New Years' resolution is to get worse."
I'm sorry, you put a picture of Junko Enoshima from Danganronpa there when you clearly meant to use Harry Du Bois from Disco Elysium.
2:32 no you cant have them because gonta dislikes them and anything for gonta
Yeah babEY!!! I love these textpost videos, I'm so glad this one dropped! Y'all are fantastic!
Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing 0:03
This Is Truly Amazing… Hope Your Taking Things Easier Now, Wishing You The Best In Life
2:21 honestly I agree with Toko on this one
yay! very excited, nyx or whatever alter might be reading this, i hope you'll feel a lot better soon, i wish you nothing bit the best and a fuck ton of dark chocolate (look at me with the references wow)
0:55 legit me
see, if you binge-watch the previous text posts, you apparently manifest a new one into existence!!
i've been waiting for this /pos
9:08 this is literally me stop 😭✋
Bruh this was released on the same day as my junior cycle English exam and the theme was hope.
this is already great and I just started
(2:50) This was the funniest part of this video
I love these videos
korekiyo getting mad about mac and cheese is such a korekiyo thing to do
yess this series again! you& do the best voices
hope you guys are doing ok!!
Your ibuki impressions are phenomenal
Haven't been to your channel in a while I think and im not so into dangonronpa but came here to check on you!
8:15 had me ROLLING
If life gives you lemons make life take the lemons back! Funk lemons and funk life
Omg i just realized that this premier was on my graduation this is a graduation gift?
Im just kidding- unless :)
4:45 if life gives you lemons, have a lemon party.
4:08 Twobuki my beloved
THE RETURN
WE NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THESE PLEASE!!
Huh, I wasn't expecting another of these. Cool
0:00 Well he’s not wrong..
I wish I could find people to talk about Mac, cheese and noodles. I love the "Ucking one at a time like chips??? Really???"
Gundam: did it happen again?
Himiko: yeah (sniff)
Lmao, this is great