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  • @SasukeGER
    @SasukeGER 10 месяцев назад +3379

    The Plane never lost a tire..... the Buddy just throw a tire in front of the camera for the skit :D

    • @volkerkoenigsbuescher2394
      @volkerkoenigsbuescher2394 10 месяцев назад +294

      yes. That's a standard automobile tire. Aircraft tires are very different.

    • @m.h.6470
      @m.h.6470 10 месяцев назад +114

      my thoughts as well... the tire was WAY to slow and the angle was off as well. And that is ignoring the fact, that it isn't even a tire of a plane.

    • @RoonMian
      @RoonMian 10 месяцев назад +88

      This comment section is very German.

    • @vomm
      @vomm 10 месяцев назад +47

      Just let him believe that the plane has lost a car tire

    • @trauma._
      @trauma._ 10 месяцев назад +3

      i only realized that now that they threw it, from the angle of it
      i knew it wasnt a plane one but i never looked at it closely

  • @teri5918
    @teri5918 10 месяцев назад +1871

    "Was is´n das für'n Kombi?" Absoluter Klassiker in Deutschland 😂

    • @Celisar1
      @Celisar1 10 месяцев назад +10

      Never seen or heard about it in my life. No, not a classic.

    • @gunterdienektarine3802
      @gunterdienektarine3802 10 месяцев назад +105

      "was is'n mit dem ding los"
      "der er geht ja ab wie sau"
      😂wirklich n Klassiker😂

    • @joh3383
      @joh3383 10 месяцев назад +16

      another classic when a Nissan 350Z and a Porsche 911 GT3 is losing against a VW Golf 1 on german autobahn

    • @kleinsebi9224
      @kleinsebi9224 10 месяцев назад +8

      Hühnchen mit Reis 😂

    • @leowiehle4637
      @leowiehle4637 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@Celisar1 he sad in german its a classic meme ( In Deutschland )

  • @dan438
    @dan438 10 месяцев назад +2312

    The girl in 4:00 was being asked about her background. She didn't even know what "migration" was and responded that her background was a white wall. She's too pure for us mere mortals.

    • @YungIsyan
      @YungIsyan 10 месяцев назад +58

      No she is just an average migrant

    • @99Kaiko
      @99Kaiko 10 месяцев назад +43

      @@YungIsyan YES an average german migrant, who don´t known the language and other typically german things. BUT get lot of money from the state :D :/

    • @palodoxaliqua5809
      @palodoxaliqua5809 10 месяцев назад +134

      @@99Kaiko "lots of" is often the prefered unit of measurment for people who want to exaggerate numbers without bothering to check what the numbers actually are. Also there's a difference between a migrant and a refugee, but since it's becoming trendy in Germany to not care about the differences, or about our demographic situation and of course ignore that migrants are on average a financial benefits to Germany even if the state benefits for all of them are substracted - I guess .. maeh.

    • @lolacola8545
      @lolacola8545 10 месяцев назад +103

      @@99Kaiko lol random nazis in the comments? get a life

    • @robfriedrich2822
      @robfriedrich2822 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@lolacola8545What about Cuba? Warm and sunny and nobody you could call Nazi. You have simply to learn Spanish

  • @Slippy6582
    @Slippy6582 10 месяцев назад +721

    That "Alert, Alert!" clip: It was a bed they carried and it is a well known funny scene of a german "adultmovie"!

    • @Ph34rNoB33r
      @Ph34rNoB33r 10 месяцев назад +100

      Wondering how it competes with "wieso liegt hier überhaupt Stroh?"

    • @matsudoambition2509
      @matsudoambition2509 10 месяцев назад +53

      "Was ist das? f*ckende Leute in meinem Garten? Jemand hat das Tor offen gelassen!"

    • @Slippy6582
      @Slippy6582 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@Ph34rNoB33r Denke beide sind gleichermaßen bekannt :D

    • @midioca
      @midioca 10 месяцев назад +13

      I thought he said "I usually skip this part." because he knew what kind of video that was but now i'm just confused

    • @i_can_c_u_2295
      @i_can_c_u_2295 7 месяцев назад

      @@Ph34rNoB33rund warum hast du ne Maske auf?

  • @1983simi
    @1983simi 10 месяцев назад +725

    it doesn't matter how often i see it, the moment I see those guys come running around the corner carrying a bed I'm literally crying

    • @MarcLucksch
      @MarcLucksch 10 месяцев назад +70

      I had never seen that before, and I died. It’s even better than the “warum ist hier Stroh” scene

    • @derFuchsi
      @derFuchsi 10 месяцев назад +91

      "I usually skip this part 😏" but then "what are they carrying!?🤔"🤣

    • @tl1897
      @tl1897 10 месяцев назад +33

      ​@@MarcLucksch I prefer "warum liegt hier denn hier Stroh". The complete Conversation is so ridiculous, that i still laught about this after all this Years.

    • @1983simi
      @1983simi 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Prime_6969 thanks, captain obvious XD

  • @schmutzke6844
    @schmutzke6844 10 месяцев назад +405

    As a German watching this while knowing all the memes I’m pretty amused 😂

    • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
      @Dr_Doctor_Lee 9 месяцев назад +5

      our humor is terrible isnt it?

    • @thekilla22
      @thekilla22 8 месяцев назад +7

      Wie er einfach nichts checkt xD

    • @torii7363
      @torii7363 7 месяцев назад +6

      Ich komme immer noch nicht drauf klar das das alarm meme nen porn ist

    • @user-cr2gy1tu9h
      @user-cr2gy1tu9h 7 месяцев назад

      fr@@Dr_Doctor_Lee

    • @user-cr2gy1tu9h
      @user-cr2gy1tu9h 7 месяцев назад

      jooooooo@@torii7363

  • @PropperNaughtyGeezer
    @PropperNaughtyGeezer 10 месяцев назад +372

    Walter Frosch - "...He ist a good guy. He ever TRIED to play fair". He tried to play fair but rarely succeeded. I think he had the record of yellow cards in one season. Because of him, a limit on yellow cards was introduced in the league.

    • @arthur_p_dent
      @arthur_p_dent 10 месяцев назад +17

      Nope. The mandatory ban after 5 yellow cards was introduced because FIFA inisted the league had to do that. Also, that only happened in the 1990s, more than 10 years after the end of Frosch's active carreer.

    • @gwaptiva
      @gwaptiva 10 месяцев назад +2

      Legend!

    • @adamabele785
      @adamabele785 10 месяцев назад +7

      Frosch lost his right arm because of excessive w*nking.

    • @Schmudini
      @Schmudini 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@arthur_p_dent true, but the story around frosch sounds better, so lets stay with it instead. hahaha

    • @mira-culix
      @mira-culix 10 месяцев назад +1

      Zigareddn

  • @MotorbikeLife519
    @MotorbikeLife519 10 месяцев назад +559

    Here‘s an explanation for every meme:
    0:41 - You understood this one
    1:38 - ”
    2:06 - ”
    2:46 - ”
    4:00 - The comment is asking this girl if she has a *migration background* , and the girl (who cant understand German very good which you see later) answers with the *background color* of her room, because she (maybe) thinks the comment is refering to the wall behind her (background)
    4:35 - Got this one too
    5:05 - It‘s a fake video, the guy just threw a car tyre over the fence and the way he says „Der hat n Reifen verloren“ is just funny
    6:10 - 2 guys in a Porsche want to overtake the family car because it‘s going on their nerves (in Germany you also say „Kombi“) at full speed, but the family car is faster than the Porsche which surprises and upsets the drivers and their reaction is so funny 😂
    7:28 - Random reality TV moment, which is kinda funny because of the „Was ist denn mit Karsten los?“ and the moment after
    7:34 - I don’t know why this is a meme, maybe because the guy can’t speak German very well which leads to a lot of grammar mistakes
    8:18 - Just a wtf moment, funny for some people’s humor
    8:26 - This is one of the best known memes in Germany. The voice of him when saying „Ich muss raus“ is just priceless
    9:08 - You understood this too
    9:57 - The advices are so stupid it‘s funny again, even if you remember the state sponsored it…
    10:19 Got this one
    10:36 In German it‘s funnier because the names rhyme
    10:56 Uhhh… so… it‘s a p0r*. Yeah. Well known for the „Alarm, Alarm!“. The thing at the end was a bed
    11:55 - Another reality TV moment, known for the „Hühnchen mit Reis! HÜHNCHEN! MIT! REIS!“
    12:51 - 🤓 just flexing. The face of the woman is funny too
    Hope this could help!

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад +29

      About the cheating thing, maybe the joke also is because what he basically said there, in a very convoluted way, was "Well, I just wanted to cheat"... also he was extremely rude while doing so, maybe that's also funny to some people.

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz 10 месяцев назад +30

      adding to the Henri Henrisson part: there is a german partysong of the same name in which the character of Henri Henrison (not the guy seen in the video) has a brother called Jürgen Hurensson (Jürgen son of a whore). I'm assuming the song came out before this clip was recorded and the woman had heard it and couldn't stop herself from refferencing it.

    • @Pepe_sun.
      @Pepe_sun. 10 месяцев назад +15

      Was ein Gigachad, sich so viel Zeitzunehmen lol

    • @MotorbikeLife519
      @MotorbikeLife519 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Pepe_sun. 🗿

    • @robinschulz458
      @robinschulz458 10 месяцев назад +6

      05:05 ist kein Fake Video es ist nur eine Nachahmung des memes ist eigentlich von einem Video wo ein Auto ein Reifen verliert und das in eine tankstelle rollt

  • @michaelsommer819
    @michaelsommer819 10 месяцев назад +253

    The Tire is from a Car. They throw it over the fence :D

    • @itsmebatman
      @itsmebatman 10 месяцев назад +18

      The funny part is how silly he sounds while yelling "der hat nen Reifen verlorn!"

    • @digitalavali5875
      @digitalavali5875 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@itsmebatmander hatn reifm verlorn!

  • @TheOnlyOneSpeedfreak
    @TheOnlyOneSpeedfreak 10 месяцев назад +151

    "I thought that was a gun" so american lol

    • @APCLZ
      @APCLZ 10 месяцев назад +8

      right after "how did that plane lose that tire" *facepalms*

  • @diesegeties8918
    @diesegeties8918 10 месяцев назад +198

    4:55 The Lantern - A German Tradition"
    The lantern the boy is using is a German tradition called "Sankt Martin" or "St. Martin's." It is similar to Halloween in some states, where children go out with lanterns, similar to jack-o'-lanterns. In other states, it is different. People participate in the St. Martin's march, where they enjoy punch, bread, sausages, and other food and drinks. The event is meant for both parents and children. There is always someone dressed as St. Martin, resembling a Roman soldier, riding on a horse.

    • @lukasschmitz9030
      @lukasschmitz9030 10 месяцев назад +12

      Don't forget the Martinsbrezel, a brezel made from yeast dough decorated with coarse sugar.

    • @diesegeties8918
      @diesegeties8918 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@lukasschmitz9030 Yes yes

    • @lukasschmitz9030
      @lukasschmitz9030 10 месяцев назад +8

      Or the Martinsgans, a roast goose dish traditionally prepared at St. Martinmas.
      In general there are many traditions attached to St. Martinmas. For many people it is the start of the pre-Christmas season and in ye olden days it used to be the date at which the "fiscal" year finished because by then the harvest was fully completed. So many contracts used to run from 12th November to 11th November.

    • @diesegeties8918
      @diesegeties8918 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@lukasschmitz9030 yes true

    • @lukasschmitz9030
      @lukasschmitz9030 10 месяцев назад +8

      And, once more for Ryan, because St. Martinmas is the beginning of the "dark" time of year or the pre-Christmas season, it is celebrated as a light festival, e.g. by having bonfires and walking with lanterns through the streets.

  • @gwalon2089
    @gwalon2089 10 месяцев назад +244

    Willy is the short form of "Wilhelm" or "Wilfried" etc but also of William so it is used as a name in german as well as english. In recent times also as a full name.

    • @vomm
      @vomm 10 месяцев назад +26

      Willi will's wissen!

    • @heha6984
      @heha6984 10 месяцев назад +13

      And also short for "Willibald"!

    • @marcusleicht684
      @marcusleicht684 10 месяцев назад

      @@vomm und ist beschissen

    • @reinhard8053
      @reinhard8053 10 месяцев назад +6

      We also had a chancellor named Willy Brandt. He used the name since the 2nd World War.

    • @TheKartoffel101
      @TheKartoffel101 10 месяцев назад +2

      aber die deutsche Abkürzung währe ja Willi und nicht Willy :p

  • @vanrex7682
    @vanrex7682 10 месяцев назад +84

    I love how he instinctively had the right idea before the joke even started, and then failed to understand it when seeing the bed carried in. My friend it’s exactly what you thought it was 😂

  • @Max.Mustermann.
    @Max.Mustermann. 10 месяцев назад +128

    11:10 is one of the most funniest intros of an "Adult" movie :D

    • @hinekde
      @hinekde 10 месяцев назад +43

      That and "Warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh rum?"

    • @DerTolleIgel
      @DerTolleIgel 10 месяцев назад +24

      @@hinekde "Fickende Leute in meinem Garten? Jemand hat das Tor aufgelassen!"

    • @not_Tamb0
      @not_Tamb0 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@DerTolleIgeldas kenn ich gar nicht 😂

    • @DerTolleIgel
      @DerTolleIgel 10 месяцев назад

      @@not_Tamb0 watch?v=BxI636qYS4g ;)

  • @Elfo_
    @Elfo_ 10 месяцев назад +100

    I think I nearly died of laughing about "Henri Henrison, Brother of Jürgen Hurenson" (10:33)

    • @itsmebatman
      @itsmebatman 10 месяцев назад

      I wonder what was up with that. Did the script writers mess with her? Why would Mr Henrison's brother have a different surname?

    • @noemichillt
      @noemichillt 10 месяцев назад +9

      That’s Ina Müller, she is funny like this. She said Sorry at the end though still laughing 😂

    • @Elfo_
      @Elfo_ 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@itsmebatman I don't think that was in the script. It was just a spontaneous joke from her about the name "Henri Henrison" and the familiarity with "Hurenson" (german for "son of a whore"). It does not make sense that the brothers would have different surnames but she was just mocking that guys name.

    • @pyroteamfrankenjunior
      @pyroteamfrankenjunior 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@itsmebatman it was meant to be a one-word joke, since in nordic the surname is/was often the father's first name and -son (which derives from the word son) for boys. "hurenson" sounds like "hurensohn" which means "son of a whore"

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@itsmebatman There is a german party song called Henri Henrisson in which the caracter Henri Henrisson has a brother called Jürgen Hurensson (Jürgen Son of a whore). The woman propably knew the song and couldn't stop herself from making the joke

  • @SasukeGER
    @SasukeGER 10 месяцев назад +100

    Do you have a migration background ? - Yeah she confused... she thought the question is "What kind of background do you have?" ... she is streaming so that might be the case

    • @RenegadeGamer0420
      @RenegadeGamer0420 10 месяцев назад +6

      That actually was exactly the case, she thought the question was about the background she uses, it actually was about her ethical background though.

    • @Buriaku
      @Buriaku 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@RenegadeGamer0420 Ethnic, not ethical XD.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад +6

      There is another layer to this, completely unintended in all likelihood, don't know how many people notice this:
      She says, it's just a while wall. Why? BECAUSE WE JUST MOVED HERE.
      So, it's a migration background after all 🤣

  • @lukasschmitz9030
    @lukasschmitz9030 10 месяцев назад +143

    10:36
    His parents do not hate him, it is simply how the Icelandic naming system works;
    you have a given name but no actual last name. Instead, your "last name" is built by combining your father's (or the mother's name if the father's not in the picture or the parents decide so although going with the father's name seems to be the default) given name and a "-son", which means son, if you are a son and a "-dottir", which means daughter, if you are a daughter.
    So, if your father's name is e.g. Sven and you are his son Henri your full name would be Henri Svensson and if you are his daughter Laufey your full name would be Laufey Svensdottir.
    And if your father's name is Henri and you are his son Henri, then your full name would be Henri Henrisson.

    • @adamabele785
      @adamabele785 10 месяцев назад +14

      I think this kind of naming was common 1000 years ago in Norway, Sweden and Denmark, even in some northern parts of now Germany. But it changed over time in almost all other countries over time to "fixed" last name, that would be passed down over several generations.

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz 10 месяцев назад +25

      Unfortunately for Henri there is a german party song called Henri Henrisson in which the caracter Henri Henrisson has a brother called Jürgen Hurensson (Jürgen Son of a whore)

    • @jinli4787
      @jinli4787 10 месяцев назад

      I know some people in India using the same naming system

    • @avr7120
      @avr7120 10 месяцев назад +3

      in russia we have first name, fathers name (daughter or son of xy) AND last name lol. My full legal name has 29 characters across those 3 words and thats not uncommonly long

    • @RuLa264
      @RuLa264 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Elholz doing god's work for spreading this info in every thread.

  • @little_forest
    @little_forest 10 месяцев назад +69

    "I usually skip this part" had me laughing hardest! :D I mean, all across the world, you see literally only 2 seconds of this, and you know exactly what it is about!

  • @trexep
    @trexep 10 месяцев назад +32

    Fun fact: That clip of the guy with the cross was filmed on the subway station of cologne central station in 2017. That hole in the ceiling was still not fixed when I was there about a month ago.

    • @marvin6097
      @marvin6097 7 месяцев назад +2

      Jesus Just nailed it.

    • @xShoya
      @xShoya 4 месяца назад

      it never will be

    • @alfianmelodic
      @alfianmelodic 2 месяца назад

      😮😮

  • @FrogeniusW.G.
    @FrogeniusW.G. 10 месяцев назад +111

    The funniest part for me is, how little you get those jokes!
    😂

    • @WooShell
      @WooShell 10 месяцев назад +19

      Most of these "memes" aren't even funny in German, and Ryan trying to get any kind of sense out of them without knowing their context is just so painfully amusing.

    • @lt990
      @lt990 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@WooShellas a german, they def are

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 8 месяцев назад

      @@lt990 if you know the context and speak German.

  • @SiqueScarface
    @SiqueScarface 10 месяцев назад +75

    4:20 She misunderstands "background" and thought the interviewer asked about the white walls in the background.

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 10 месяцев назад +1

      Duhhhh 🤪 Thanks for the clarification. I never would have caught that.

    • @michaelgoetze2103
      @michaelgoetze2103 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@CabinFever52 He was clarifying to Ryan, not you.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@michaelgoetze2103 Ryan doesn't read the comments.

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 10 месяцев назад

      @@michaelgoetze2103 , media.tenor.com/Uur5cL8yWc8AAAAd/steve-marting.gif

    • @CabinFever52
      @CabinFever52 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@michaelgoetze2103 , because I was serious. I would not have figured that out on my own.

  • @lostsoul1648
    @lostsoul1648 10 месяцев назад +20

    You calling "Wolfgang" the coolest name, is really funny, because it's like the Bob of Germany

    • @HATECELL
      @HATECELL 4 месяца назад +2

      I'm still disappointed a group of wolves is called a pack and not a gang

  • @WereDictionary
    @WereDictionary 10 месяцев назад +40

    I think you'd call a Kombi a station wagon.

  • @Fochest0r
    @Fochest0r 10 месяцев назад +10

    Wo: Kranplätze? Maske? Unreal Tournament? Rüdiger bitte! Erdbeerkäse? Lukas - Keine bösen Wörter? Schneidebrettchen? Halt Stop? Altschauerberg 8, 91448 Emskirchen? Super...ja (Schalke)? Haben wir noch Pepps? Der Gerät? Zerrrrrrrrrrro?
    da frag ich mich direkt... woran hat et jelejen?

    • @44WarmocK77
      @44WarmocK77 10 месяцев назад +2

      Ja dat fragt ma sich natürlich immer hinterher, woran et jelege hat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      Asu, und: Kleine Spendeeee!

    • @sandyakabatteriehuhn
      @sandyakabatteriehuhn 10 месяцев назад

      Meine Chicken Nuggets verbrennen!
      Oder wat?
      Merkel du Archl*ch!

  • @Ekeziel
    @Ekeziel 10 месяцев назад +12

    8:57 it is the funny voice.
    And in every bus is a button when you want to go out by the next station you have to push the button while the bus is driving.

    • @Calyses
      @Calyses 10 месяцев назад +3

      And the rear doors close automatically after a bit so you have to either stand in the photo sensor (?) to prevent it (Very well liked by bus drivers all around the country: "Geh as der scheiß Lichtschranke! Ich will weiterfahren!") or push the door open button near that doors again. (That will work as along as the bus hasn't "locked" the doors again in preperation to drive off. )

  • @julezimmer3620
    @julezimmer3620 10 месяцев назад +10

    I never thought I would see Ryan react to the "alarm! Alarm!" clip 😂😂😂😂

    • @SkyCircle2
      @SkyCircle2 10 месяцев назад +1

      Ryan definitely should react on the best German adult movie-intros.

  • @NowhereNoOne
    @NowhereNoOne 10 месяцев назад +5

    Some of these are actually regularly used as "intermissions"/jokes on our local radio station (which is not even German). I only just heard the "Alarm, Alarm" one today. And "Jubel" is also a frequent one. Some others include the "Halt, stopp", the "was ist denn hier los, was machst du hier"

  • @emiliajojo5703
    @emiliajojo5703 10 месяцев назад +17

    I always laugh at "the cocky Porsche"clip😂

  • @xinlu2806
    @xinlu2806 10 месяцев назад +6

    Funfact about the jesus clip: This happened in a subway station in colone and apparently the hole is still there today!

    • @ChrisTian-rm7zm
      @ChrisTian-rm7zm 10 месяцев назад +2

      It has become a place of adoration and silent contemplation. Many miracles have occured there.

  • @germanjake1288
    @germanjake1288 10 месяцев назад +6

    The "ALARM" scene is from a german porn with a high quality plot obviously like all Porn.
    There are 2 scenes used as meme material in germany. The other one is "Warum liegt hier eigentlich Stroh" "Why is hay lying here" . The 2nd one is a meme/synonym for a totally unrelated twist cause in the movie it was also sooo out of context.

    • @montanus777
      @montanus777 10 месяцев назад

      and "*fickende leute in meinem garten".

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад

      I think the correct expression was "too much in context" instead of out of context. Because they did not bother to make up some shit and kinda just ignored the fourth wall.

  • @Ekeziel
    @Ekeziel 10 месяцев назад +27

    5:12 no that is a normal car wheel 😂😂
    Greetings from Austria 🇦🇹 (not Australia) 😉

    • @mooncatandberyl5372
      @mooncatandberyl5372 10 месяцев назад

      OMG, really? the fact you have to distinguish austria from australia says a lot, I cant believe people get these mixed up, ive been to wien on holiday and worked in deutschland ,, greetings from england,

  • @_-Someone-_
    @_-Someone-_ 10 месяцев назад +6

    He really needs to learn German one day! It would be cool seeing an American speaking German understanding German memes

  • @Sammy_The_Umbreon
    @Sammy_The_Umbreon 10 месяцев назад +5

    No german meme video is complete without 'WOLFGANG PASS AUF'. Literally probably the most well known one out there (for me at least. This video was quoted by so many people around me as a kid)

  • @erdmannelchen8829
    @erdmannelchen8829 10 месяцев назад +7

    9:20 Fun Fact. The hole in the ceiling is still there to this day. Visit Cologne Main Station.

    • @st0ny242
      @st0ny242 10 месяцев назад

      Omg really? Where exactly are those stairs? I need to see it haha

    • @Picard1701ABCDE
      @Picard1701ABCDE Месяц назад

      @@st0ny242 Escalator at the tram station, but I think the station is "Appellhofplatz" and not Dom central station.

  • @stef987
    @stef987 10 месяцев назад +36

    The boy is carrying a (probably self made) lantern. Children doing lantern processions on St Martin's day is a tradition in (many? some? parts of) Germany, so I'd suppose maybe they were about to join one.
    Willy is a name used in Germany, too, but I think it's a bit unusual for a toddler.
    8:25 I think the clip was in there because of the way the boy spoke. Some buses have buttons by the door that let passengers open them, but I suppose it's a mechanism that needs to be activated by the driver. Or the driver just opened the door right after the boy hit the button, I don't know.
    Yes, ottoman is used in German, too, but it's called Ottomane.
    12:02 I think she might be his mother, though (the show focuses on personal/mental problems, so it might have been a couple, but it's also very possible they were mother and son).
    12:51 too bad this one missed out on some context, as the interviewer asked him "you probably have a female lover at home, or a male one?" in a more literal translation. He probably felt offended by the implication that he might be gay.

    • @anunearthlychild8569
      @anunearthlychild8569 10 месяцев назад +4

      The buttons in the buses are not there to open the doors, but by pressing them, the driver gets a signal that someone wants to get off. He then operates the door.

    • @vomm
      @vomm 10 месяцев назад +4

      The clip with the boy is a meme because it is a perfect composition of a somewhat strange boy with glasses who says ""Ich muss r📈📈📉s!" in a very special way, shortly after he has helplessly but aggressively tried to open a door that snapped shut right in front of his nose in a brute and clumsy way. Particular emphasis is placed on the tonality of his statement, which not only makes a passerby who was on the bus with him giggle, but also the viewer with a sense of absurdity.

    • @stef987
      @stef987 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@anunearthlychild8569 I saw different kinds of buttons in buses, the regular "stop" buttons, that give the signal to the driver that someone wants to get off, but those are in several places in the bus. The other kind were buttons right by the door that said "open door" or something like that (in German, of course) which always seemed to me like passengers could open the doors by pushing them, themselves. Either that, or the drivers just had reflexes out of this world.🤔

    • @stef987
      @stef987 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@vomm Though I still feel a bit sorry for him that someone filmed the whole thing. It looked like such an everyday scene to me...

    • @vomm
      @vomm 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@stef987 Welcome to the Internet.

  • @Doc_Rainbow
    @Doc_Rainbow 10 месяцев назад +9

    I love how the text littrlay sayes it all and he still dont get some of them....
    The firedepartment one wasnt a coffin, its a bed, and its for a punishing orgy, yes it was a funny porn dialoge😂

  • @Bobby.Tables
    @Bobby.Tables 10 месяцев назад +6

    11:35 The "ALARM"-Meme is from a German pr0n. Some say...

  • @GermanGuyTactical
    @GermanGuyTactical 10 месяцев назад +3

    4:43 "Oh nein jetzt ist die Kerze ausgegangen Willi" *drops face down into the lantern* 😂

  • @CheqLights
    @CheqLights 10 месяцев назад +3

    8:33 has to be my fav clip ever. I think we've all felt like that at one point. Just helplessly overwhelmed by something minor. I need to get oooouuuut!

  • @iuopunderstandyourjokes9914
    @iuopunderstandyourjokes9914 10 месяцев назад +2

    It's funny to me how non germans think that names like wolfgang are cool while germans just think of some old dude in an elderly home

  • @baumstamp5989
    @baumstamp5989 10 месяцев назад +6

    13:30 you REALLY... REALLY... need to watch the full version of this . with subtitles ofc.

  • @ald00I
    @ald00I 10 месяцев назад +16

    a really fun german compilation (idk about eng subs tho) is "best of bahn: geschichten aus der Deutschen Bahn" by malte zierden, a german influencer and skater, who just always has the strangest stuff happen to him (and literally has a stampcard for the hospital as well as a pet pidgeon named oßkar)

    • @simon_wink
      @simon_wink 10 месяцев назад +1

      Bruder Malte - beßte

  • @TheKerberos84
    @TheKerberos84 10 месяцев назад +2

    7:11 Context. This is a Audi RS4 Avant B5 with "381hp". The silver mirrors give it away.
    Kombi is german for station wagon. Audi used the therm Avant.
    Considering his exhaust put out fire. It doubt it was still stock.

  • @diese_lasagne
    @diese_lasagne 10 месяцев назад +1

    I just love you "Hallo" in the beginning. It just has the most american accent ever :D

  • @NineBerry
    @NineBerry 10 месяцев назад +9

    The child with the lantern is from a German traditional holiday celebration on Saint Martin's Day in November. There is a parade in the evening where children go with lanterns in a procession. This is a good video about this tradition: ruclips.net/video/YGlh-LajXgo/видео.html

  • @flamer6566
    @flamer6566 10 месяцев назад +3

    As a German i have to say those were some fine memes. But you definitely have to react to "Psycho Andreas" from the German TV Show "Frauentausch"

  • @Jesurachen
    @Jesurachen 10 месяцев назад +2

    The thing the boy hold ( 4:47 ) is a lantern and that takes for a very specific day in the evening and then you make a huge parade , there are adults there, there is drum and all the trimmings played while you move through the streets with finite lights. (I know this because I'm from Germany)

  • @CaptainStuhlgang420
    @CaptainStuhlgang420 10 месяцев назад +5

    5:40 he just throw it over the fence😂😂😂

  • @blondkatze3547
    @blondkatze3547 10 месяцев назад +13

    I wouldn`t have put up with that guy, I would have thrown his chicken and rice at his feet and he could have cooked his own food.😅

    • @K__a__M__I
      @K__a__M__I 10 месяцев назад

      Reality TV isn't real.

    • @vaxrvaxr
      @vaxrvaxr 10 месяцев назад +2

      I would have let him finish, then I would have replied calmly and soft-spokenly: Anzeige geht umgehend raus.

    • @renepaulitsch5057
      @renepaulitsch5057 10 месяцев назад +6

      that was just acting. there are many shows like this which have a reality approach. often many people believe this things are real alltough everything is staged and played by actors

    • @blondkatze3547
      @blondkatze3547 10 месяцев назад

      👍😏@@vaxrvaxr

  • @yamikage2511
    @yamikage2511 10 месяцев назад +5

    9:10 Just to let you know this happened like 10 years ago... The hole is there tho 👌

  • @Gaston413
    @Gaston413 10 месяцев назад +1

    8:40 On some busses of german public transportation the buttons are to only to signal the driver to stop at the next station but on some and expecially on greater busses or articulated buses they can either have the function to open the individual door, when the bus is just stopping. Mostly there are also instructions in english on the buttons.

  • @komplettegal
    @komplettegal 10 месяцев назад +3

    The Hole that was formed by the cross is still there nearly 8 years later :)

  • @Wasser-fz9ub
    @Wasser-fz9ub 10 месяцев назад +3

    The thing with the tire is fake you can see that it's a car tire

  • @zwojack7285
    @zwojack7285 10 месяцев назад +6

    4:15 "Migrationshintergrund" (Migration Background) means having parents or grandparents that are not from the country you were born in. However, because she is pretty dumb, she thought the "Background" was refering to her, well, physical background, her wall.
    Oh, and Kombi is a Station Wagon

    • @anunearthlychild8569
      @anunearthlychild8569 10 месяцев назад

      Not necessarily stupid, rather confused. This happens to others again and again when they are asked a question in a language other than their mother tongue that is not related to previous questions. Then sometimes you understand nonsense, and answer like that. 🤣

    • @38velma
      @38velma 10 месяцев назад +1

      I wouldn't call her dumb she just misunderstood the question.

  • @MrLutzig
    @MrLutzig 9 месяцев назад +1

    In some busses, you can open the last doors by pushing a door open button by yourself. After some seconds it closes automatically. So the kid didnt realise it at first but then opened the door. The busdriver did everything right by just not start driving haha

  • @volleygirl9979
    @volleygirl9979 10 месяцев назад +1

    LMAO, I love how Ryan thought the plane really lost a tire xD That face hahahha

  • @SchmulKrieger
    @SchmulKrieger 10 месяцев назад +3

    Thing with the dude who rejects all the allegations is because she made a statement saying that he also might have a boyfriend.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't think so. Ryan's explanation seems much more likely. The guy might not have even heard the boyfriend part as it was very throwaway, or at least you can tell from his face how he is preparing to make his response before that part was uttered.

    • @SchmulKrieger
      @SchmulKrieger 10 месяцев назад

      @@silkwesir1444 Mine is this, plus the fact that she said, einen Liebsten (male).

  • @minnxox1388
    @minnxox1388 10 месяцев назад +6

    We need more Memes with context! Its so much funnier if you understand them xd

  • @101steel4
    @101steel4 10 месяцев назад +2

    The fact he thought the tyre one was real 😂😂😂

  • @niklashamann1239
    @niklashamann1239 10 месяцев назад +2

    I think for me as a german it is even more funny to watch an american while he is watching a video with german memes.

  • @Ossey1976
    @Ossey1976 10 месяцев назад +3

    German busses have those "STOP" buttons that you can press to signal the driver that you want to get out at the next stop (if nobody presses it and nobody is waiting at the stop he can skip that sto)... I am not sure if those buttons are linked to the doors though, to open them if the bus is stopped. But it looks like that is exactly what is happening here...

    • @foxythepiratefox1835
      @foxythepiratefox1835 10 месяцев назад +1

      Some busses in germany have extra buttons to open the backdoors. I would say that this is not one of these cases as the Bus itself looks really old...
      I would simply just say that the Bus driver saw the kid and that He wanted out and just opened the door😂😂😂

    • @SilverScroll
      @SilverScroll 10 месяцев назад

      Many buses these days have buttons next to the exit doors that explicitly open them if the bus is stopped and they are closed, though I'm pretty sure the driver still has to release them. These look like that kind of button, though.

  • @Peter_Cetera
    @Peter_Cetera 10 месяцев назад +3

    11:20 I´m very sure, it´s a part of a porn movie 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adtheartist030
    @adtheartist030 10 месяцев назад +1

    8:48 I am German and I can confirm that there are in some - not all - busses are red buttons with "STOP" written on them and it tells the driver to stop and open the doors. So, yeah. It's not everywhere but it exists

  • @Bienen_Baer
    @Bienen_Baer 2 месяца назад +1

    The meme with journalism ist called "neulich in einer Umfrage". And IT IS a legendary meme in Germany

  • @kaiserobama645
    @kaiserobama645 10 месяцев назад +3

    At 5:10 the plane didn't lose it's tire. It was a tire from a car thrown over the fence by one of the guys

  • @juliankoch4787
    @juliankoch4787 10 месяцев назад +3

    12:24 its trash TV

  • @Liselotte07
    @Liselotte07 7 месяцев назад +1

    There’s a Ritual in Germany to „celebrate“ a monk named Martin von Tour. Kids craft their own Paperlanterns put candles inside and walk them in the streets on November 11th by twilight, of course with their parents.
    The educator in kindergarten teach the kids that Sankt Martin helped a poor man in a cold winternight by cutting his cape into half to give the other half to the man. Sankt Martin saw the poor man in his dream and figured out it was Jesus Christ. Martin is a holy monk in Catholic Churches even tho he was never named officially a saint. Kids should learn by this story to be kind to one another and share with the poor.

  • @HATECELL
    @HATECELL 4 месяца назад

    About the kid in the bus at 8:26. There's a system that allows passengers to open the doors with the button when the bus is parked, but since the bus was about to drive off that function was blocked. The reason it worked the second time is because the bus driver noticed the kid wanted to leave and manually enabled it. During travel the buttons are instead used to alert the driver that a passenger wants to leave at the next stop (when nobody requests a stop and nobody is waiting at the bus stop the bus will just drive past)

  • @samwirth9303
    @samwirth9303 10 месяцев назад +4

    Fun fact : the Football player with this clear voice become in 1 season 74 yellow Cards 😂

    • @Patte-chan
      @Patte-chan 10 месяцев назад +2

      Fun Fact: _become_ heißt "werden" auf deutsch.🙃

    • @samwirth9303
      @samwirth9303 10 месяцев назад

      @@Patte-chan
      Fun fucked : "werden" heißt auf deutsch "werden " ... nicht become 😋
      Aber Danke! Deutsch ist auch erst deutsch , wenn 2 deutsche , sich über ihre deutsche grammatik nicht einig sind.

    • @ursschnatterfleck6019
      @ursschnatterfleck6019 10 месяцев назад

      die zwei schreibt man aus und Deutsche groß... Nur Spaß! 😉🌷

    • @samwirth9303
      @samwirth9303 10 месяцев назад

      @@ursschnatterfleck6019 Dabei wurde doch so eifrig an unserer sprache "gegendert"🐴🦄
      P.s. Am Anfang des Satzes , wird der erste Buchstabe groß geschrieben.
      ich verstehe da kein spass! - hier herrscht bitte, bittere Deutsche kalte unfreundliche Nächstenliebe! 💐😜

    • @bultvidxxxix9973
      @bultvidxxxix9973 10 месяцев назад

      @@samwirth9303 Spaß wird hier groß geschrieben. Auch wenn es nicht am Satzanfang steht.

  • @topoe95
    @topoe95 10 месяцев назад +5

    2:48 the old man wanted to pass her but she and the one holding the camera blocked the whole sideway, so I don't see where he is at fault

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад +5

      But as can be seen in the video he had no trouble passing them at all. He had to shift over very deliberately in order to hit her. He just liked to complain.

  • @cosa09
    @cosa09 9 месяцев назад +1

    The plain didn't lost a tyre - he only want to get rid of the tyre

  • @ostanes4145
    @ostanes4145 18 дней назад

    I watched that Wolfgang Pass yauf video for over 15 years now and i laugh every single time.
    I can watch it 20 times in a row and laugh my ass off.
    It's my safe haven.

  • @hilpi75
    @hilpi75 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hallo ✌ loved the Nürburgring video. Thank you for the work you do ✌ Greetz from Germany

  • @Flo_19
    @Flo_19 10 месяцев назад +3

    Der Opa mit der Reporterin war schon gut😂😂😂

  • @Chrischi3TutorialLPs
    @Chrischi3TutorialLPs 2 месяца назад

    "Wolfgang pass auf" is actually a reference to another meme of a guy flying some rather dangerous maneuvers with an RC plane.

  • @tobiaszwer9820
    @tobiaszwer9820 5 месяцев назад

    About the video with the bus... In Germany, the 3rd or 4th door on buses is not normally allowed to be operated by the driver. The bus driver has a button to release the doors and the passenger has to press the stop request button on the door to open the door.

  • @Max.Mustermann.
    @Max.Mustermann. 10 месяцев назад +10

    4:35 its a lantern.. search for St. Martin Germany :) its an old tradition to remind ppl of his story and to share with the ppl surrounding you :)

  • @gwalon2089
    @gwalon2089 10 месяцев назад +3

    I heard that the "Alarm" meme is literally from a p*rn video and so what they're bringing is probably a bed.😅🤭

  • @juliasalih2404
    @juliasalih2404 10 месяцев назад +2

    4:38 Migrations hintergrund = (exactly translated) migration background = her background (wall) was white

  • @TraciaChoLeem
    @TraciaChoLeem День назад

    seeing that child with the lantern made me miss "mätnsingen" again. the tradition gets more and more overshadowed by halloween each year

  • @Neonblue84
    @Neonblue84 10 месяцев назад +4

    11:00 is part of a iconic porn film

    • @Max.Mustermann.
      @Max.Mustermann. 10 месяцев назад +4

      would be funny if the other iconic one with the straw and the mask would be in this compilation :D

    • @Neonblue84
      @Neonblue84 10 месяцев назад

      @@Max.Mustermann. 😄

  • @RakkiOfficial
    @RakkiOfficial 10 месяцев назад +3

    Hi, yes, Willi is an older german name xD

  • @ChrisTian-rm7zm
    @ChrisTian-rm7zm 10 месяцев назад +2

    8:12 the typical response of a narcissist. I guess the only eagle-like thing about him is his nose.

  • @TDK180
    @TDK180 9 месяцев назад

    When you said "Wolfgang" was the coolest name ever this was my first time realising it and i wad crying and laughing on the floor for 5 min😂😂

  • @jenshemmelgarn9706
    @jenshemmelgarn9706 10 месяцев назад +4

    the ''alert'' scene is out of a german adult movie (porn)

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад

      and you need to point it out because...

  • @V0r4xiz
    @V0r4xiz 10 месяцев назад +3

    This video is proof than Ryan just doesn't get things sometimes and it's NOT the language barrier... :D I love you brother but you're so naive sometimes, it's fascinating. THEY TOSSED THE DAMN TIRE OVER THE FENCE JFC :D :D :D :D :D Can you not tell by the velocity? And the fact that it's a damn car tire and not a plane's? ^^

  • @dtv2080
    @dtv2080 4 месяца назад +1

    4:41 if you have a screen behind you while taking a video it is called "Hintergrund" and she was was asked if she is from a foreign country "Migrationshintergrund". Its like a mexican living in the US, having a US citizenship but he is originally from Mexico. So he is a US citizen with "Migrationshintergrund"

  • @Ares_1611
    @Ares_1611 10 месяцев назад +1

    8:25 if you put the stop Button next to the door in a standing bus the door will open. The meme is about the voice of the child. Hallo from germany.

  • @noobmob1421
    @noobmob1421 10 месяцев назад +2

    6:05 This is my fav clip

  • @NogabaHD
    @NogabaHD 10 месяцев назад +4

    Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun im Besitz der Bundesrepublik Deutschland 🇩🇪

  • @psychohochsieben2316
    @psychohochsieben2316 10 месяцев назад +1

    The "Ich muss raus" kid has really suffered under that meme. Just so that people are aware. There have been documentaries about meme kids who couldn't escape their fame and it's really not cool. (The video was posted without his permission. He wasn't just bullied by the busdriver, but also the person filming him.)
    About the button he presses.... That's the stop button. When you take the bus in Germany, you are obligated to press the button at your stop. Then the bus stops and opens the door for you. Of course, the doors still open, when people are waiting at that stop or when someone else pressed the stop button. But imagine you're the only one. It could be that the bus driver decides that they are late on the schedule and just skip that stop, since no one seems to want to get out. In bigger busses, U-Bahnen and S-Bahnen, you will have to do the same thing so that the door nearest to you will open. Not all doors open at once all the time, so the stop button is a must.
    That said, be aware that this counts for German cities, not necessarily villages. In my village, when we used the school bus, that one kid once pressed the stop button and the bus driver stopped and got really mad at him. It could be, since that particular bus driver was older, that he wasn't quite familiar with those systems, so I can't say for sure if that was a he thing or a village thing.

  • @mulraf
    @mulraf 10 месяцев назад +1

    On a side note what a great compilation by such a small channel. All of them were classics or great.

  • @waluigi4436
    @waluigi4436 10 месяцев назад +3

    SPRICH

  • @Majenga
    @Majenga 9 месяцев назад

    The fact you fell for that Fiat Polo tire mady my day... thanks SIr ^^

  • @biloaffe
    @biloaffe 7 месяцев назад

    These stop and door openers are always between two rows of seats, alternating right and left.

  • @viktoriaebermann8845
    @viktoriaebermann8845 10 месяцев назад +1

    According to people I know (I am German and lived in Germany ever since I was born ) the hole that the cross made is still there

  • @BlockyCraft-oo6ji
    @BlockyCraft-oo6ji 10 месяцев назад +2

    for me as a german your reaction is funnier than the actual memes

  • @LamaRing2
    @LamaRing2 4 месяца назад

    I’m watching this at 01.18 am in Germany and it made me giggle so much😂 i mean i knew the memes but in combination with your reaction it was even funnier

  • @vaxrvaxr
    @vaxrvaxr 10 месяцев назад +2

    The last guy's "leading question" was lost in translation. It should have been something like: "Surely you have a loved one at home, male or female." The interviewer thinks she's being polite using what she perceives as gender neutral speech. The old-timer is offended because when he grew up being gay was not even legal.

    • @silkwesir1444
      @silkwesir1444 10 месяцев назад

      Only trouble with your explanation: Look at his face. He starts to prepare his response even before this part about the loved one possibly being male came out. Also he might not even have heard it, as she was kinda mumbling it.

  • @bambustaengel4690
    @bambustaengel4690 10 месяцев назад +1

    there are some buttons in german buses and when you press them the bus stops at the next station