DAZ WATCHES WIFE WHO LIVES LIKE A PUPPY

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  • @lucy3753
    @lucy3753 3 года назад +8389

    “Hey man, do you wanna hangout?”
    “Sorry, I can’t. I have to take my girlfriend for a walk”

    • @kaygames956
      @kaygames956 3 года назад +63

      💀

    • @VAPhillyFan54
      @VAPhillyFan54 3 года назад +58

      "Ok..."

    • @Random-jh8yv
      @Random-jh8yv 3 года назад +225

      “Oh that’s too bad then, you don’t get to see my daughter swimming in the fish bowl then”

    • @lucy3753
      @lucy3753 3 года назад +30

      @@Random-jh8yv BAHAHAHA

    • @xbrandon2252
      @xbrandon2252 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @snoopybuzzzzer
    @snoopybuzzzzer 3 года назад +2597

    “Oh shit!”
    “What happened?”
    “I forgot to feed my girlfriend”

    • @lucygacha1327
      @lucygacha1327 3 года назад +79

      "You what"
      "I forgot to feed my girlfriend"

    • @delusional_liv
      @delusional_liv 3 года назад +78

      “Can’t she feed herself"
      “No she’s in her kennel”

    • @belphiesparadise
      @belphiesparadise 3 года назад +65

      “excuse me what?”
      “i said she’s in her kennel”

    • @d.o.v.e4713
      @d.o.v.e4713 3 года назад +63

      "L-like a cage?"
      "Yes, like a cage"

    • @learningtolive284
      @learningtolive284 3 года назад +25

      @@d.o.v.e4713 oh god you guys are replying to each other's comments like making a conversation, and now i guess i am probably ruining it😂😂

  • @tsuki7168
    @tsuki7168 3 года назад +4880

    Imagine them having kids and the kids are like "we want a dog" and then Lorenzo just says "we have a dog at home" and that dog is their mom

    • @o0Sazie0o
      @o0Sazie0o 3 года назад +120

      I can imagine the kids being very disappointed.

    • @arturo2761
      @arturo2761 3 года назад +46

      I think there would be some new jack the rippers

    • @amandadavis9460
      @amandadavis9460 3 года назад +45

      Let's hope he gets jenna spayed first.

    • @tsuki7168
      @tsuki7168 3 года назад +16

      @@amandadavis9460 LMAOOO

    • @fufucu_
      @fufucu_ 3 года назад +18

      Mom can we have a dog
      Mom: no we have one
      Dog at home-

  • @germanconfederation5668
    @germanconfederation5668 2 года назад +856

    Her talking about how she started liking to act like a puppy
    Daz: Sometimes it is ok to beat children
    I died on that line😂

    • @deede2378
      @deede2378 Год назад +6

      DID NOT think that was where he was going 😂😂😂😂

  • @static-scribblez
    @static-scribblez 3 года назад +5742

    “Her dentist bills must be off the charts”
    Seriously, if all she chews is dog food and dog ropes then how the hell does she still have teeth?

  • @sineadfarrell5065
    @sineadfarrell5065 3 года назад +1960

    imagine you set up a dog play date with a fella at the dog park for Jenna to come through the front door on all fours lmao

    • @klarazakrajsek8650
      @klarazakrajsek8650 3 года назад +15

      😂😂

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +2

      I like people with long brain. I have long amount of disl*kes btw. Why? Maybe people with short brain disl*ke because jealous of my long amount of subscr*bers. Please have long brain, dear wines

    • @sophiasmith6473
      @sophiasmith6473 3 года назад +22

      @@AxxLAfriku lol why did you have to censor dislikes JBGBGBKSJD

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku ruclips.net/video/4ZwsSC4wqOQ/видео.html

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku...YOU OK SIS? 🤨

  • @comfycoffeecup283
    @comfycoffeecup283 3 года назад +4821

    Yoga instructor: Okay and now we will go into the downwards dog position.
    Jenna: Hold my leash

  • @idk_tbh3358
    @idk_tbh3358 2 года назад +432

    'That's why the benefits system is shot to hell, because everyone's pretending to be a coconut.'- Daz Black 2021

    • @Hopeheartful
      @Hopeheartful Год назад

      My favorite line

    • @TheReluctantVlogger
      @TheReluctantVlogger 3 месяца назад

      Honestly, being a human is pretty difficult. Very over rated imo. But… there’s this little thing called REALITY. Not being able to face it leads to delusions and things get way harder from there..

  • @xhope2475
    @xhope2475 3 года назад +3965

    "I think we know what her favorite position is" had me dead

  • @hannahdelacour3199
    @hannahdelacour3199 3 года назад +5048

    “I want a dog”
    “We have a dog at home”
    *The dog at home:*

  • @v.velanga9608
    @v.velanga9608 3 года назад +613

    "In all levels, except physical, I am a wolf."
    *Barks in a high pitch at the sea.

    • @amelialmaooooo7095
      @amelialmaooooo7095 3 года назад +7

      AHAHA

    • @monlight9306
      @monlight9306 3 года назад +3

      Hahahaha 🤣

    • @morganhunt5161
      @morganhunt5161 3 года назад +5

      This desirives more likes

    • @v.velanga9608
      @v.velanga9608 3 года назад +3

      @@morganhunt5161 You are just too kind.

    • @carolinepounds6736
      @carolinepounds6736 3 года назад +2

      Bro this isn't funny it's just mean that people are making it such a big meme I'm a Therian I'm a wolf and I take offense to this

  • @sussysunday_1687
    @sussysunday_1687 2 года назад +163

    9:40 the fact that it’s actually a Pokemon 😭

  • @randomperson8097
    @randomperson8097 3 года назад +11636

    Imagine buying a leash at a store and the cashier asks “What breed is your dog?”.. does he just answer with “Caucasian.” ??

    • @savannahcjimenez06
      @savannahcjimenez06 3 года назад +218

      LMAOAOOAOA

    • @kazzoey9164
      @kazzoey9164 3 года назад +399

      i mean,, Caucasian Shepherds are a real dog breed, so he could kinda get away with saying that

    • @kookycoconut
      @kookycoconut 3 года назад +182

      Thats a real dog breed and it's MASSIVE

    • @kalebgriffin7406
      @kalebgriffin7406 3 года назад +28

      Britney

    • @wallflower7441
      @wallflower7441 3 года назад +25

      O..m..g 🤣 im floored 🤣

  • @sadsatan..
    @sadsatan.. 3 года назад +599

    LMAO NOT HER TRYING TO SIT ON THE SOFA AND HER BF IS JUST LIKE: 🗞🗞🗞 “AHT AHT GET OFF” 😂

    • @hyper7578
      @hyper7578 3 года назад +1

      Nice zero two pfp

    • @bobli3666
      @bobli3666 3 года назад +3

      @@hyper7578 I agree

    • @clay7197
      @clay7197 3 года назад +1

      As I was reading this he was saying it

  • @blisserio
    @blisserio 3 года назад +2897

    “I’d have her put down”
    But seriously imagine walking with your children down the sidewalk and you see this man walking his GIRLFRIEND-

  • @ronaldblanton9738
    @ronaldblanton9738 2 года назад +212

    Someone please give Daz his own tv show.

  • @shiryo9995
    @shiryo9995 3 года назад +2851

    A wise man once said, “it’s evolving, just backwards”.

  • @limared-5976
    @limared-5976 3 года назад +21589

    I can’t be the only one who found him one day and can’t stop watching

    • @FrogWitch666
      @FrogWitch666 3 года назад +489

      Dude me too, I saw him on a tiktok and I was like yes that is my kind of content

    • @leonhardolaye-felix8811
      @leonhardolaye-felix8811 3 года назад +212

      Me. I’ve been on a rampage for a year 😂

    • @DisneyAndSpiritLover
      @DisneyAndSpiritLover 3 года назад +127

      I found him when he played Sims 4, been hooked ever since. He cracks me up, lmao.

    • @deadboywalkn06
      @deadboywalkn06 3 года назад +81

      I don’t even remember when I first watched him I think it was a old video a few years back but I enjoy it

    • @Frogstaxx
      @Frogstaxx 3 года назад +10

      Yup

  • @jenhammond83
    @jenhammond83 3 года назад +690

    Daz laughing is literally the thing that makes me laugh

    • @sonniesiekbert5694
      @sonniesiekbert5694 3 года назад +10

      Ikr I love his laugh ☺️😂.

    • @izzygreaves9106
      @izzygreaves9106 3 года назад +6

      Same his laugh kill me 🤣🤣

    • @Azza_76
      @Azza_76 3 года назад +3

      U saying he’s not funny 😑😂

    • @jesssmoubas9678
      @jesssmoubas9678 3 года назад +5

      I swear this comment is on every video and always get like 10k likes

    • @ayyyyyy1982
      @ayyyyyy1982 3 года назад +1

      @@Azza_76 How? His laugh is the best laugh I have ever heard 😂

  • @RandomCreatureOnPlanet
    @RandomCreatureOnPlanet Год назад +32

    Daz: "i have a hard time with watching tv without the dog in the way the smelly twat"
    Got me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ianterwillegar3818
    @ianterwillegar3818 3 года назад +2390

    “It’s evolving, just backwards”
    -Tall Swedish man

  • @sam._.wichh1
    @sam._.wichh1 3 года назад +1392

    imagine:
    you are out with your friends at your local park. youre chilling, drinking a pepsi, when your friend signals to you to look left. you see a man, tall, wearing a cap, and holding a leash. you expect to see a dog, but there is a woman, on all fours, crawling across the floor

  • @maddyandmasonsvideos2721
    @maddyandmasonsvideos2721 3 года назад +796

    I literally chocked in my soda when he said “sometimes it’s ok to beat children” 😂😂

  • @allisfear9513
    @allisfear9513 3 года назад +98

    I love how daz called the mareep teddy a sheep/armadillo.

  • @jdoss3982
    @jdoss3982 3 года назад +1086

    The fact he was like “in SOME cases I think it is ok to beat children” is dam well Hilarious

    • @pashasoro
      @pashasoro 3 года назад +2

      @Shambavi Bani stfu

    • @trentonaudet4373
      @trentonaudet4373 3 года назад +5

      @@pashasoro what was the context of the stfu ? General curiosity

    • @wildbreadcrumbs5115
      @wildbreadcrumbs5115 3 года назад +1

      Lol he said be not beat

    • @anjealenenicoleamores546
      @anjealenenicoleamores546 3 года назад +6

      @@wildbreadcrumbs5115 4:38 he said beat

    • @wildbreadcrumbs5115
      @wildbreadcrumbs5115 3 года назад +2

      @@anjealenenicoleamores546 lol no cause r subject was that she still acted like a child , so he said that sometimes it’s ok to “be” children not beat

  • @leonilangman7562
    @leonilangman7562 3 года назад +985

    "Honey"
    "Yeah?"
    "She's doing it again"
    "Doing what?"
    "She's digging on all fours again"
    Neighbours watching 😳

  • @mila-xs1vs
    @mila-xs1vs 3 года назад +2374

    imagine getting an actual dog and she gets jealous and fights the actual dog-

  • @chlover_
    @chlover_ Год назад +30

    Him: "oh shoot!"
    His friend: "You okay man?"
    Him: "No, I forgot to walk my girlfriend."

  • @drewisclueless
    @drewisclueless 3 года назад +1143

    Daz: “What.. in the Pokémon... is that?”
    Me:... it’s a Pokémon, Daz..

    • @ExemplarNull
      @ExemplarNull 3 года назад +19

      yea. it's annoying that i can memorize a pokemon pretty much straight away when i can't just learn a god damn simple algebra question or some shit. ( i can obviously do algebra, just couldn't think of anything else)

    • @dogowaifu6515
      @dogowaifu6515 3 года назад +14

      I know the exact name of it to it’s a mareep

    • @drewisclueless
      @drewisclueless 3 года назад +2

      @@dogowaifu6515 ik xd

    • @derpface1279
      @derpface1279 3 года назад +3

      Mareep lookin super fluffy ngl...

    • @Jackdall2017
      @Jackdall2017 3 года назад +2

      @@ExemplarNull ikr

  • @dixieleone3491
    @dixieleone3491 3 года назад +1239

    Dax: “That’s my foot long. I bought it because I wanted it. It’s big and it’s long....👁👄👁.... well that’s gonna be taken out of context”. 😂😂 I love him 😂

    • @jackhoudlng4007
      @jackhoudlng4007 3 года назад +22

      He was just giving ppl ammunition to take things out of context🤣

    • @EJW08
      @EJW08 3 года назад +13

      Daz* sorry I had to it annoyed me lol soz xx

    • @tringlepringle5558
      @tringlepringle5558 3 года назад +8

      @@EJW08 yeah that😂😂😂

    • @isabellap9912
      @isabellap9912 3 года назад +6

      the pringle joke had me rolling daz is the funniest person honestly

    • @Adele_hehr
      @Adele_hehr 3 года назад +2

      @Tyson McCarty 🤣🤣

  • @AlaskanForrest
    @AlaskanForrest 3 года назад +361

    "Love language? Your love language is *BROUWGH!* " I can't-
    Edit: For anyone wondering the time stamp is 7:14 :)

    • @uglypotato89
      @uglypotato89 3 года назад +6

      Omg OMG, I was reading your comment and then the TV barked when I got to that part🤣

    • @irqwerty21
      @irqwerty21 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @connorrousseau9972
      @connorrousseau9972 3 года назад +3

      Only unhealthy if its ruining ur daily life and getting in way of priorities and if its harming her or someone else, if not then its fine and can be therapeutic for some who do this type of thing, weird ya but her life

  • @alex-ho3cd
    @alex-ho3cd 2 года назад +20

    9:15 ALL THESE PEOPLE PLAYIN!

  • @vaniafernandes
    @vaniafernandes 3 года назад +2484

    lmao “i’m actually gonna call you cause this is so fucked up”

  • @palomabaramidze4746
    @palomabaramidze4746 3 года назад +618

    i love how he makes jokes
    pictures them in his mind
    then starts laughing

  • @camriechesnut4709
    @camriechesnut4709 3 года назад +1280

    1800’s- “In the future, there will be flying cars!”
    The future-

  • @danyaliqbal1429
    @danyaliqbal1429 Год назад +29

    14:23 for those who don't know the reference, a girl was in her car as her brother was driving home, i think she had a peanut allergy and put her head out the window for air. A lamppost then clocked her head and decapitated her.

  • @evamarling7724
    @evamarling7724 3 года назад +409

    ‘You’re not a princess... you’re just a 9 till 5 like the rest of us’ 😭😭

  • @elleb.6468
    @elleb.6468 3 года назад +249

    “SHES GOT A CELL” That had me dying

  • @Lissiy
    @Lissiy 3 года назад +2110

    His voice automatically means 20 minutes of peace 🤌

  • @JustGottaDoIt
    @JustGottaDoIt 2 года назад +25

    5:42
    "I ordered the foot-long because its BIG. And I want it." Daz
    I don't know why but that cracked me up so much.😂

  • @adrian_31605
    @adrian_31605 3 года назад +448

    “What in the Pokémon is that??”
    *shows an actual Pokémon*

    • @reloader1488
      @reloader1488 3 года назад +14

      I came here looking for this comment 😂

    • @latvianman7857
      @latvianman7857 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @tigertyrant713
      @tigertyrant713 3 года назад +9

      As a pokemon expert i thought this was funny 🤣. The pokemon is called Mareep.

    • @cyberemperor1435
      @cyberemperor1435 3 года назад

      I also came to look for the comment

    • @willis6277
      @willis6277 3 года назад +1

      Mareep evolved into psychopath

  • @potatolife6676
    @potatolife6676 3 года назад +396

    She actually gets up like a normal person to make tea” If she was a full time puppy I’d have her put down🤣🤣

  • @ovlpe
    @ovlpe 3 года назад +3341

    “There are some times we’re beating your child is okay”-Daz

  • @FormaCodex_5-7
    @FormaCodex_5-7 3 года назад +15

    "Singapore Noodle Hair"
    Not that far off from Indomie.
    Damn accurate shot Daz.
    Well done!

  • @Daisiful
    @Daisiful 3 года назад +533

    So wait...when he goes on holiday does that mean she goes to a kennel- 😂
    Edit: jeez ty for the likes lol

  • @JustALona
    @JustALona 3 года назад +419

    They take doggie style to a whole new level 😆

  • @Stendy_Mag
    @Stendy_Mag 3 года назад +704

    NGL if I saw this at a park I would just think: Man meth really does fuck people up.

    • @gothgirlgaming9050
      @gothgirlgaming9050 3 года назад +25

      Cocaine is a hell of a drug

    • @Stendy_Mag
      @Stendy_Mag 3 года назад +24

      @@gothgirlgaming9050 yes, but meth is a hallucinogen and is more likely to make you think your a fucking dog lol.

    • @Yesiknowmom
      @Yesiknowmom 3 года назад +20

      I'd leave😂

    • @Stendy_Mag
      @Stendy_Mag 3 года назад +6

      @@Yesiknowmom I mean same here

    • @Isab3l240
      @Isab3l240 3 года назад +4

      LMFAO

  • @averagebella
    @averagebella Год назад +14

    Title: Love don’t judge
    Daz: *proceeds to judge*

  • @mawwys_acc8728
    @mawwys_acc8728 3 года назад +729

    In 1900, “I bet in 2020 there will be flying cars!!” 2021: Whatever this is 😀

    • @cupids_grave
      @cupids_grave 3 года назад +6

      True Dat

    • @Scienago
      @Scienago 3 года назад +8

      That wasn't even regular cars in 1900

    • @prestonbartels4662
      @prestonbartels4662 3 года назад +9

      And 2022 we got people who want to be rats

    • @musy_yt7728
      @musy_yt7728 3 года назад +4

      Expect we got flying covid 19’s flying around

    • @AtomicSiege_mc
      @AtomicSiege_mc 3 года назад +2

      Yall still in 2021? 💀

  • @michaelmyers1414
    @michaelmyers1414 3 года назад +245

    “Because everyone’s pretending to be a *coconut* ”
    Idk why but I died

  • @bleedinghearts4768
    @bleedinghearts4768 3 года назад +75

    5:41
    "I ordered a foot long because it's big and I want it."
    - Daz Black 2021

  • @Erika-nw6wj
    @Erika-nw6wj 2 года назад +14

    5:30 that shart is so funny 😆

  • @artthounasty5877
    @artthounasty5877 3 года назад +480

    “What...in the Pokémon...is that? it’s like a half sheep half armadillo”
    Well....that would appear to be a mareep...Which indeed, is a pokemon xd

    • @chubbydevil360
      @chubbydevil360 3 года назад +7

      I read this as he said it 😂

    • @lewisrasmussen1693
      @lewisrasmussen1693 3 года назад +2

      Is no one gonna realise that the mareep is Izzys or dogterwhos

    • @amaliewright6862
      @amaliewright6862 3 года назад

      I was checking to see if anyone said anything 😂

  • @nightsoulco
    @nightsoulco 3 года назад +153

    “Atleast we know what her favourite position is” 😂😂😂

  • @sideswipe_-621
    @sideswipe_-621 3 года назад +773

    His daughter is the luckiest person ever. Just imagine getting daz games to pick u up from school

    • @louie8502
      @louie8502 3 года назад +25

      And hes your dad so you have that banta type commection with him. Like hes your best friend.

    • @bethholder9327
      @bethholder9327 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @haiden_r0
      @haiden_r0 3 года назад +2

      I wouldn’t mind that being my dad

    • @danih3871
      @danih3871 3 года назад +8

      I imagine him sittin in the car just yelling SARAAHHH (much like him yelling for Linda)

    • @jackhumphreys1806
      @jackhumphreys1806 2 года назад

      Same bro

  • @bizkurt99-d3m
    @bizkurt99-d3m 2 года назад +16

    15:22 that joke is just facts

  • @Kuroo21
    @Kuroo21 3 года назад +46

    9:44 ''What in the Pokémon is that?
    Well, to answer your question, that's Mareep xD

  • @alexiious
    @alexiious 3 года назад +334

    Daz: **stacking big chunk of Pringles** "I'm not doing it on public"
    Me: **Daz showed us in front of 6 milion people** 😂

  • @nonolane1913
    @nonolane1913 3 года назад +608

    Aliens: let's go invade Earth
    *sees a human acting like a dog*
    Aliens: what the actual fawk 😀

  • @livelyluka2075
    @livelyluka2075 2 года назад +45

    I just loved how the actual dogs were just so inviting and treating her like she's one of them

  • @Mika_Minn
    @Mika_Minn 3 года назад +301

    I thought it was just a ''normal pet play'' between a kinky couple until she actually started walk on 4 outside and tried to dug a hole outside.. 😂😂😂

    • @keylahjooste6543
      @keylahjooste6543 3 года назад +18

      Actually, it's puppy head space that they featured. It's not inherently kinky as you think, puppy space is a headspace you can use so that you don't stress unnecessarily, hence the name since something as innocent as a puppy lives their life care free of stress

    • @theshadowsamurai07
      @theshadowsamurai07 3 года назад +12

      @@keylahjooste6543 she calls it puppy play no mention of what you said that type of shit is ment for privacy only not for the public to see have some respect

    • @fabunicorn262marshmallow4
      @fabunicorn262marshmallow4 3 года назад +4

      @@theshadowsamurai07 pls learn to spell i just lost brain cells reading that

    • @bungostraykids
      @bungostraykids 3 года назад +13

      @@keylahjooste6543 I would call the police if I saw this shit in my neighbourhood park

    • @theshadowsamurai07
      @theshadowsamurai07 3 года назад +5

      @@fabunicorn262marshmallow4 sorry for your lack of reading skill's I only spelled one word wrong🤣

  • @leighdicken7648
    @leighdicken7648 3 года назад +138

    I lost it when Daz called his dog a "smelly tw**" 😂

  • @_atle2776
    @_atle2776 3 года назад +221

    Torenzo: "The cage was a lot bigger then I thought..."
    Daz: "Yeah bc she is a very unique breed... She's a human"

  • @inessoares5836
    @inessoares5836 Год назад +9

    1:07 ‘as a what in the shit’ 😭😭😭

  • @phoenix3004re
    @phoenix3004re 3 года назад +90

    “Cause its big- and I want it”
    Yes daz it is going to be taken out of context 😭✋

    • @feverdream1791
      @feverdream1791 3 года назад +6

      Already taking it out of context

    • @phoenix3004re
      @phoenix3004re 3 года назад +2

      @@feverdream1791 😌 yep

    • @feverdream1791
      @feverdream1791 3 года назад +2

      @@phoenix3004re 😭✌

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 года назад

      @@feverdream1791 ruclips.net/video/4ZwsSC4wqOQ/видео.html
      Daz argues with fan 😱😱
      Watch before it gets taken down

    • @feverdream1791
      @feverdream1791 3 года назад +1

      @@arianasistin5805 no

  • @RisingFell
    @RisingFell 3 года назад +175

    Don't bring your kinks OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE!!!!! Other people have not consented to be included in your kink, they have not agreed to see that stuff being played out infront of them or their children. Keep it at home!

    • @ginger6readspaceman
      @ginger6readspaceman 3 года назад +32

      Exactly! There is NOTHING wrong with puppy play, AT ALL. My partner and I engage in Kitten play sometimes. But the key difference is we know it's a KINK. We keep it INSIDE

    • @lucyandecember2843
      @lucyandecember2843 3 года назад +1

      @@ginger6readspaceman but if they're not being sexually explicit then its not really that bad, just kinda strange.

    • @ginger6readspaceman
      @ginger6readspaceman 3 года назад +6

      @@lucyandecember2843 I'd say being a kinkster, this type of thing is inherently explicit. It's their kink so they are getting off to the power dynamic.
      To the average eye it may just be strange but with the internet I'd say a lot more people are going to be aware of what's actually going on other then a girl just acting like a dog

  • @DreemyDreemz
    @DreemyDreemz 3 года назад +432

    I used to pretend to be a dog for my siblings because they wanted one, but our mom wasn't going to get one. I only did it to help them fill that void and make them happy - which it did. I almost thought they believed I was a dog lmao
    But I DIDN'T TURN IT INTO A DAMN KINK WTF

  • @taylorcount4968
    @taylorcount4968 2 года назад +9

    I’ve been going through some tough shit lately, but Daz always makes me laugh and ups my mood

    • @EthanMclln
      @EthanMclln 7 месяцев назад

      2 years now, hops ur doing better 😁 remember everything always gets better, in time, just wait and take it easy xx theres hope love out there and a great tıme comming, stay strong ! 🥰

  • @meganpowell94
    @meganpowell94 3 года назад +420

    Me: “Mom can we get a dog.”
    Mom: “We already have a dog, honey.”
    The dog at home:

  • @HiraethStuff
    @HiraethStuff 3 года назад +106

    when he called his poor dog a *'smelly twat'* I literally lost it XD

  • @lillivlogs-w9v
    @lillivlogs-w9v 3 года назад +312

    "Cuz it's big...and I want it."
    *moment of silence to contemplate what he just said*

  • @sarayes5931
    @sarayes5931 Год назад +8

    “What in the Pokémon is that?” Daz it is a Pokémon 😂

  • @RemyRolo
    @RemyRolo 3 года назад +181

    “THATS WHY EVERYONE IS PRETENDING TO BE A COCONUT AND *cracks up*”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @yeetusthefeetus1667
      @yeetusthefeetus1667 3 года назад +1

      While I read this, this bit was happening in my video

    • @lolly5617
      @lolly5617 3 года назад

      Lol I laugh every time he makes himself laugh

  • @r0wen
    @r0wen 3 года назад +400

    “Dog play, this play, that play, all these people playing, CLEARLY NO ONE IS GOING TO WORK” Priorities Daz 😌

    • @pastelpovs5143
      @pastelpovs5143 3 года назад +3

      💀

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 года назад

      @@pastelpovs5143 ruclips.net/video/BfQsfkA3Trw/видео.html
      Daz argues with fan 😱😱
      Watch before it gets taken down

    • @naomiwilliams5835
      @naomiwilliams5835 3 года назад +2

      @@arianasistin5805 I feel like this is a scam lmao

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 года назад

      @@naomiwilliams5835 wait did i link the wrong video?

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 года назад

      @@naomiwilliams5835 heres the right link
      ruclips.net/video/BfQsfkA3Trw/видео.html

  • @alexandreleblanc1860
    @alexandreleblanc1860 3 года назад +163

    “What in the Pokémon is that!?”
    Little did Daz know it actually is a Pokémon

    • @Nionyx
      @Nionyx 3 года назад +2

      I was gonna say, never heard Mareep called a *Sheep-Armadillo* before xD

    • @S0me_what_human
      @S0me_what_human 3 года назад +2

      Like 69😎

  • @tatm673
    @tatm673 2 года назад +17

    anyone else just waiting for the “only flans” 😂

  • @JanitorJim56
    @JanitorJim56 3 года назад +2778

    If she’s his dog, then he’s technically single 🤯

    • @Bella09032
      @Bella09032 3 года назад +67

      Nah it would be bestiality

    • @Bella09032
      @Bella09032 3 года назад +41

      @Feral Gremlin Child because if she is his “dog” then technically it’s bestiality because he’s dating an animal sorta-

    • @starrymc
      @starrymc 3 года назад +20

      @@Bella09032 but isn’t bestiality just sex between a human and an animal? not.. dating? sorry if i interpreted what you’re saying wrong

    • @bobbyz_2
      @bobbyz_2 3 года назад +15

      @@starrymc Your right, beastiality is sex.

    • @bananadoppio8733
      @bananadoppio8733 3 года назад +4

      The harsh truth I guess

  • @becca_rose_x
    @becca_rose_x 3 года назад +62

    3:49 “the smelly twat” 😂😂 hahaha for some reason I found that more funny than it should of been 😂

    • @ariana6493
      @ariana6493 Год назад

      *should have

    • @becca_rose_x
      @becca_rose_x Год назад

      @@ariana6493 the correction wasn’t that important but thanks anyway lol

  • @blazeoof7256
    @blazeoof7256 3 года назад +99

    I love how Daz manages to not judge people and still make reaction content full of being done with the human race on the Internet 👌

    • @alexisw641
      @alexisw641 3 года назад +2

      Wdym he judges so hard lmao

    • @kerys_2009_c
      @kerys_2009_c 3 года назад +2

      @@alexisw641 the only judging he did was about the noodle hair lol

    • @blazeoof7256
      @blazeoof7256 3 года назад +8

      @@alexisw641 Well, its a reaction Video of course he has to say things about it. But he has always stated that as long as people are happy and don't hurt themselves or others he won't tell them what to do.

    • @meiphoriaediting6348
      @meiphoriaediting6348 3 года назад +1

      @@blazeoof7256 True, and even if he judges he comes around and saids something nice that at least makes sense, so you know he cares

  • @carlmanzi9512
    @carlmanzi9512 2 года назад +4

    " Let's be human for five seconds"
    I Died 😂😭😂

  • @xtheamazingax
    @xtheamazingax 3 года назад +77

    I don't think the term 'barking mad' is quite enough to describe this lady. "She's a very unique breed." Ohh that's brilliant.
    I don't think I'd be able to watch weird things like this without Daz Watches tbh... it's like I need his humour and laughter to help me through it.

  • @buberrycrunch
    @buberrycrunch 3 года назад +359

    I showed this video to my grandma (She's not from America) and I said Grandmama, what would say or do if you saw this.
    her response was call the priest, grab some holy water, and move back home. Because as her words "The demon as took hold of her and now she's a mutt for her master and I will not let my family see the devil"

    • @Mmbkz123
      @Mmbkz123 3 года назад +13

      I need to meet your grandma 😭😭😭

    • @Urbanae
      @Urbanae 3 года назад +9

      Me who's a satanic person reading this comment.
      Ya'll don't know the truth-
      👁 💧 👄 💧 👁

    • @randomgirlonutube0847
      @randomgirlonutube0847 3 года назад +3

      @@Urbanae ok?

    • @sandraperkins9854
      @sandraperkins9854 3 года назад +1

      cap

    • @missthangd4311
      @missthangd4311 3 года назад +2

      @@randomgirlonutube0847 u got a problem?

  • @bigbad8974
    @bigbad8974 3 года назад +563

    I feel like her boyfriend enabling this behaviour has to be a form of toxic positivity. Like instead of encouraging her to seek therapy, since there clearly are some issues, he just let it be because is advantageous for him as well. I hope she is ok.

    • @Isabella-je9hp
      @Isabella-je9hp 3 года назад +81

      Or because he doesn’t want to get bitten

    • @bigbad8974
      @bigbad8974 3 года назад +20

      @@Isabella-je9hp I...😂😂

    • @SandyCheeks92837
      @SandyCheeks92837 3 года назад +51

      Her boyfriend is disgusting. He used to ask drunk women at bars for their underwear in exchange of fake money, in which the women were not aware of and he would make videos out of it.

    • @emi.mcc0
      @emi.mcc0 3 года назад +17

      @@SandyCheeks92837 WHA- HU- I- ER- HMM- YEA- UH O- JESUS IN THE TAP DANCING COMPETITION- OM- HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT-

    • @SandyCheeks92837
      @SandyCheeks92837 3 года назад +20

      @@emi.mcc0 he has videos on RUclips doing that. But let me link Cody Ko speaking on it.
      ruclips.net/video/r97xIX0tyB4/видео.html
      Edit: I mentioned drunk women but it was women overall. My bad.

  • @Grace-py9mj
    @Grace-py9mj 2 года назад +1

    “I ordered the foot-long because it’s BiG and I wAnT iT-” *stops* “….” *questioning self*
    Love Daz 🤣🤣😭😭❤️❤️❤️

  • @riskyreads1283
    @riskyreads1283 3 года назад +522

    I-
    I mean... at least it means he loves her a lot because he’s still with her.

    • @annaspencer9411
      @annaspencer9411 3 года назад +4

      He hygiene doesn’t like her though rolling in dirt all day. And walking threw nyc bear foot

    • @OriginalHuchang
      @OriginalHuchang 3 года назад +3

      @@annaspencer9411 she’s his dirty girl 😉 😬

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 года назад

      @Fire Dargos ruclips.net/video/BfQsfkA3Trw/видео.html
      Daz argues with fan 😱😱
      Watch before it gets taken down

    • @teekotrain6845
      @teekotrain6845 3 года назад +18

      He's clearly into it too. Good they found each other but nah....they couldn't be my friends. No no no no no

    • @RuleBritannia9214
      @RuleBritannia9214 3 года назад +8

      Probably because he knows that if he does leave her she won’t be able to feed herself

  • @fluff9955
    @fluff9955 3 года назад +885

    Can we please just acknowledge the “OnlyFlans” bit? 🤣

  • @madi0617
    @madi0617 3 года назад +187

    Imagine seeing her just come out of her house strutting her stuff as a puppy.
    Imagine them having a actual dog: “Am I bEIng rEplAcEd?!”

  • @themythicalbeastwithin4857
    @themythicalbeastwithin4857 2 года назад +1

    I keep going back to 10:28 just because of his face at (10:36) is just really funny, it's the realisation 🤣

  • @Xf1nity46
    @Xf1nity46 3 года назад +154

    I almost died when he said "we know what her favorite position is"

  • @tuesday1672
    @tuesday1672 3 года назад +416

    Daz: “look at his hair”
    Me: “ heh, it looks like ramen noodles”
    Daz: *shows a picture of ramen noodles*
    Me: *cackles*

  • @IncidentOfEarth
    @IncidentOfEarth 3 года назад +308

    Saw the title and was like wtf this is interesting and weird at the same time

    • @klarazakrajsek8650
      @klarazakrajsek8650 3 года назад +4

      Same😂

    • @justinpettit8282
      @justinpettit8282 3 года назад +2

      @Max Williams Nice

    • @Historicalzino
      @Historicalzino 3 года назад +5

      It’s like A car crash you can’t look away from

    • @arianasistin5805
      @arianasistin5805 3 года назад

      @@klarazakrajsek8650 ruclips.net/video/4ZwsSC4wqOQ/видео.html
      Daz argues with fan 😱😱
      Watch before it gets taken down

    • @SoraHound
      @SoraHound 3 года назад

      @Max Williams I mean just because they're into bdsm they're weird? I'm not saying you have to like what they do but it just seems a bit rude on your part to be like they're weird because they're into this stuff

  • @vedalol_xoxo
    @vedalol_xoxo Месяц назад

    5:42 the fact i looked at the screen from my homework and smirked 😭💀🙏

  • @katierobertson1682
    @katierobertson1682 3 года назад +395

    The fact that he said "what in the pokemon" as a joke and it was actually a pokemon.

  • @alfienewton3232
    @alfienewton3232 3 года назад +348

    Daz should make a series on ‘how to raise children ‘ cause I swear to god he know more about parenting than 70% of parents

  • @iamorriswilliams
    @iamorriswilliams 3 года назад +23

    14:51 “I don’t wanna be with a dusty bitch”-Daz 2021

  • @DanielleChandler-Frost
    @DanielleChandler-Frost 2 года назад +1

    as im a pup as well, i would like to speak for the community, I do indeed love ur videos, I watch them daily, but as a pup, we do know we are human, its most often a coping mechanism to help relax, we arent dogs, we just enjoy similar aspects as them, being walked, collars, ears, tails, sometimes toys, but we wont go shitting on grass, and bring other people into the community unless its child friendly like wearing ears around or still being fully clothed, yes there is a kink to it but that stays in the bedroom, I use my pup space as a healthy headspace to deal with trauma, its kinda just a mind blank headspace where u can just be happy and receive praise. -ur friendly pup

  • @apollo1v189
    @apollo1v189 3 года назад +402

    The whole thing is sexual because she does have an only fans. The New York photo explains alot lol.

  • @max_pluto
    @max_pluto 3 года назад +411

    “What in the Pokémon is that” well I bet he’ll be shocked when he realizes it’s actually a Pokémon

  • @reuben3694
    @reuben3694 3 года назад +107

    As soon as she said ‘it happened when I was a child’ it suddenly became childhood psychological issues. She clearly was spending too much time around the animals when she was young and not enough time with people. But yeah this is a psychological problem.

  • @JUL1A-272
    @JUL1A-272 7 месяцев назад

    1:06 “as a what in a shit?” Had me rolling 😭😭