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Theres a jalapeno chip i used to eat, but isnt sold where i live now... i used to love eating those... Sadly, ive lost almost all of my spice resistance, and i live in a place where spicy food is the more popular.
I'd like to offer the one and only true capsaicin relief recipe. Facts: Oils stick to one’s Ingestive tissue. Things that remove oil, help remove spice/heat are needed. Four things remove oil/heat. They are: 1. Sugar 2. Alcohol 3. Fats 4. Ice/Cold A drink which contains all of these elements is optimal, as solids cause pain to chew, and gasses are useless. A drink called a Siberian, or: A frozen white Russian. Na Zdorovie (На здоровье) Commrads, Blend Coffee liqueur, vodka, cream, and Ice in a blender. Enjoy freedom from burn! - Van
Truly Infamous it`s actually a waxy substance that sticks inside your mouth. The only things that will effectually wash it off are either a shot of straight booze, or gulping down some oil, though none of those are particularily enjoyable experiments so a frosty russki as Van B suggested might actually work quite well.
At 32:44, when John said that he's sweating because he's fat, Brian and Jason broken down trying not to laugh because they had a sip of diet coke at the same time and Grant is just there like yeah, I love this channel a lot
That shit is like middle school. Every time someone takes a drink, theres that one kid that said something super dumb and super funny to make him spill it
dr_rb That was my first thought when I saw the notification, since it only went up to "featuring." Maybe we should send them a bottle of "last dab." Or just petition FWF to have them on.
This is possibly one of my all-time favorite episodes, mainly because I get to see two grown ass men crying and two more grown ass men crying from laughter while watching them.
Hey thanks! You should check our podcast out! Start at episode 335 of The Beerists Podcast to hear Grant's telling of what happened directly after filming this! thebeerists.com/ep335/ Oh, and subscribe to The Beerists Podcast on your favorite podcast app! And be sure to swing bay our channel to watch us eat the hottest instant noodles in the world! ruclips.net/video/h84OttG4ydc/видео.html
Legit one of the youtube channels I can see myself watching for years on, never miss an upload, love your channel, please make more parkour, fighting, cocktail videos, and hopefully videos about surviving in the wild, doomsday preping, homemade weapons
@@ModernRogue originally avoided the olive oil but that should have worked. The whole thing is that Capsaicin is soluble in fat and that's why whole milk works where as skimmed milk not so good. So Olive Oil should have worked with it being a fatty liquid
Between the Spy-Cam episode, the salt water gag, and... well... this entire "experiment", I have a feeling Brian is planning some SERIOUS payback down the road for Jason. Hope to see it next week!
siukong same, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy eating hot food (the hotter the better) often upwards of a few hundred thousand scolville units, but despite the pleasure, my face just refuse to keep liquid inside it and people seem to think I secretly hate it or can’t handle it.
My favorite line ever is Jason saying "That's exceptionally uncomfortable." And my favorite thing to watch is Brian eating fire like it's nothing, then proceeding to nearly die while eating a jalapeno.
I remember having jalapeno plants and taste testing one with a buddy. We used to have jalapenos on pizza, hot dogs, in salads, everything... no problem. When we actually tried our selfgrown jalapeno we were hit by a heatwave from a vulcano or something, they were way hotter than expected. Maybe it was because the plants were right next to our thai chili plants or something, but those jalapenos were the hottest jalapenos we ever had. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
13:19 lemon notes of snicket 13:40 Leaky Brushwood 22:21 the return of Leaky Brushwood 25:20 Oh Jason! A spoon full of poison? 27:50 Sugar! Stat! 29:35 Sad bread vampire 32:44 Sweat reasons 34:31 Some heroes...
Those Thai chilies get a lot hotter when they ripen and turn red. I've grown them at home a few times. I was surprised by the habaneros, though. I find those are pretty consistently 200k or so. I'm disappointed you didn't go any higher than 350... I legitimately think with a ghost pepper, we might see Brian's nose give birth to a sentient mucus baby.
Aw, thanks! Listen to episode 335 of The Beerists Podcast to hear Grant's telling of what happened directly after filming this! thebeerists.com/ep335/ Oh, and watch the rest of The Beerists eat the hottest instant noodles in the world! Subscribe to The Beerists Podcast on your favorite podcast app! Additional content: ruclips.net/user/thebeeristspodcast
32:45 I will never stop laughing at this. Brian and Jason's reactions are exactly in unison, and then Grant just unflinchingly goes "Yeah..." in complete agreement. Absolutely perfect.
Absolutely love the guys! Definitely need to get them involved in whatever episodes you can. Obviously everyone has their own gig but as a duo they compliment Brian/Jason beautifully. Great episode folks, possibly my favorite thus far.
Well, then you should listen to our stuff too. Check out episode 335 of The Beerists Podcast to hear Grant's telling of what happened directly after filming this! thebeerists.com/ep335/ And while you're at it, subscribe to The Beerists Podcast on your favorite podcast app. Also, be sure to swing bay our channel to watch us eat the hottest instant noodles in the world! Grant makes flappy arms from the heat. ruclips.net/video/h84OttG4ydc/видео.html
John Rubio OK! So I've subscribed to your RUclips channel and plan to listen to the podcast tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up. Love the content guys, keep it up.
Mac Pigstine a lot of peppers jave very delicate amd complex flavors once you get past the heat, yellow fataliis have a slight citrus taste, and brown ghost peppers have a vague dark chocolate taste
Hearing Brian's cackling as he's spewing into the cup as Jason and Grant reach light speed turning away has made my day so, so much better. Watching John take a closer look was just icing on that Grand Ol' Time cake.
The shenanigans and tomfoolery you guys get up to are the main reason I subscribed. Train wrecks such as this help me make it through slow night shifts at work. Thanks a bunch.
Y'all really capped out at 357,000 scoville??? Dang, if I knew you guys were doing this I would've mailed you the bag of carolina reapers I bought to torment my friends. Now that would've been fun to watch especially Brian since it's about 1.6 million scoville :D PS, ice cream works great.
I've heard of pretty much all of these as remedies, yes. Even the petroleum jelly. As strange as it sounds, yes, I've heard of that being used as a remedy. It's absolute BS, doesn't work at all, but it's on the internet for sure. He wasn't bullshitting them intentionally, other people have tried it. The only question is... why?
Mango lassi works great, so much so that it's a little dangerous. A few years ago I was at an Indian buffet and they had some absolutely wild, ultra-hot scotch bonnet and ghost pepper chutneys. They were delicious, so I ate a large amount of chutney and immediately counteracted the heat with mango lassi. Unfortunately, the next day, the pain was so severe that I had to bite my hand to keep from screaming as it all came out. My rectum spasmed so hard that I tore myself an anal fissure which took months to heal and made me poop streams of blood every time I had to move my bowels.
Huh. The notification only went up to "featuring" and I figured it was the "hot ones" dude. Psyched to see the beerists back! We need another beer episode.
btw just so you know the spicyness causes your blood pressure to drop and rise randomly that's why you get dizzy but don't worry i drops and rises at safe levels its nothing to really worry about it just makes you feel woozy.
Grant Davis Yes i learned it from the yoytuber Mike Chang. He ate the spiciest curry in the world and he had trouble standing up when he finished it because he felt super dizzy when he stood up later he learened what it was and it was his blood pressure
not sure if this can just happen at a few million scovile but isnt it possible to pass out cause the brain cant take the pain anymore? (or heartattack if it messes with bloodpreasure?!)
I've never heard the word "respite" pronounced "res-pit", always "res-pite". I mean... looking at how I spelled it after breaking it down to demonstrate the sound in text, you can see why.
I've watched it 20min after it was out and was 2:30 AM, literally from 17:40 i started having belly cramps and cried and laughed (LOUD ALONE IN MY BED) until the end. Just gonna say thanks because i can't really remember the last time i laughed that much
Thanks again to you both, for the videos and for taking the time for reading and answering. If you find yourself in northern Italy and you need any help just call :)
Modern Rogue, fond you guy's 1 or 2 months ago... This video didn't even sound like something I would like, but OMG I laughed so FUCKEN hard my stomach hurts. Just great content! ! !
I've always loved this show but when you Brian do a reference to my favorite band in the world I now can say that this is the best RUclips channel for sure, I love red hot chili peppers and I love the modern rogue thanks for making my day great
Not the hottest by a long shot. It does, however, have the hottest known pepper as an ingredient. I've eaten it a few times, and while it is hot, it's doesn't hit nearly as hard as some of the other stuff I have in my fridge.
John Rubio There's different kinds of hot. I believe Last Dab has the highest scoville number, but other sauces do hit a lot harder based on other factors.
It doesn't have the highest scoville number. Last Dab is 2.4 Million. Here's a huge list of sauces. It's not a complete list, but shows several hotter sauces: www.scottrobertsweb.com/scoville-scale/
How can I like this video a thousand times? I've watched this 40 minute episode at least 3 times, and I'm still laughing out loud. Legitimately one of the funniest videos on RUclips. You guys are amazing
I don’t know if it fixes the burn, but there is a spice that numbs the mouth, such that you can’t feel cayenne pepper. Good for a contest if you don’t mind sounding like you just left the dentist.
I have watched this episode 4 times already. I was so happy that they did their own home made pepper spray episode because I knew it would have a similar outcome.
"You look like someone kicked an aloe-vera plant" That quote belongs on a shirt, or in a picture frame Edit: "It looks like someone liquified a parrot in that thing" Another beautiful quote
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The Modern Rogue you guys should get on hot ones
Just give it to me and save yourself some time. : )
These are the most beautiful deck of cards ever in my opinion
The Modern Rogue your my nigga😭😭
Now why would I tell a friend if I want to WIN the contest?
Overcome. Adapt. Survive.
Brian Brushwood: The man who can breathe fire, but is crippled by a jalapeño
Evan Pilkington inorite?
hehheheheheheheh
@@Xalderon ?
Fo real
Theres a jalapeno chip i used to eat, but isnt sold where i live now... i used to love eating those...
Sadly, ive lost almost all of my spice resistance, and i live in a place where spicy food is the more popular.
Brian needs to go on hot ones.
He would do great.
the last sauce would certainly be an 11 for Brian
Oooh pleaaase make this happen
The Last Dab would kill him
Vic T nah it would be da bomb that’s usually where everyone breaks down
@@bingevintage8124 yeah da bomb would end brian yeah he4 didn´t take mad dog that well and Mad dog comes before da bomb right?
RUBIO: "You look like someone kicked an aloe vera plant." BRIAN: (CACKLING)
Brian's cackle is the best sound in the universe 😂
"I'm sweating 'cause I'm fat"
Me too, dude, me too
It is Texas
Love your rwby pfp
Right there with you
Brian's laugh is so contagious
Yeah
And that's how the covid 19 started
Absolutely
Fingers crossed that somebody out there on RUclips makes a compilation of brian laughing, LoL
@@zachschild1279 pox
I'd like to offer the one and only true capsaicin relief recipe.
Facts:
Oils stick to one’s Ingestive tissue.
Things that remove oil, help remove spice/heat are needed.
Four things remove oil/heat. They are:
1. Sugar
2. Alcohol
3. Fats
4. Ice/Cold
A drink which contains all of these elements is optimal, as solids cause pain to chew, and gasses are useless.
A drink called a Siberian, or: A frozen white Russian.
Na Zdorovie (На здоровье) Commrads,
Blend Coffee liqueur, vodka, cream, and Ice in a blender.
Enjoy freedom from burn!
- Van
Sugar + alchohol+ cold i bet drinking an ice cold margarita would be perfect
Capsaicin is an oil isn't it?
Truly Infamous it`s actually a waxy substance that sticks inside your mouth. The only things that will effectually wash it off are either a shot of straight booze, or gulping down some oil, though none of those are particularily enjoyable experiments so a frosty russki as Van B suggested might actually work quite well.
So what your saying is.
Downing 3 shots will stop the burn?
Make that white Russian with whole cream, or like The Dude does.. with Coffee-mate. Not a cure, but respite.😲😧😶
We've left Mythbusters and are back into the jackass portion of The Modern Rogue
Honestly, its like the Mythbusters and Jackass had a lovechild.
Mythasses. Jack busters. Jack myths.
@@JoshHowardChannel you honestly missed ass busters? I'm disappointed
Ethan champagne Assbusters is what they just did. That’ll hit the next morning.
I recalled the mythbusters (Grant, Tory, Kari) actually did some pepper remedies so technically it's still mythbus- er, Legend Testing
13:57 _nose runs_
"Just blur all of this."
*zooms in*
Micah Philson omgg its so funny, totally accurate as me
Dying, of laughter.
That opening joke was gold.
Graham Hettinger I didn’t get it
@@walkerdeserttracer6767 Red hot Chili peppers lead
I've watched this SO many times but the Anthony kiedis still gets me every time.
Future Brian’s asshole never gets old
At 32:44, when John said that he's sweating because he's fat, Brian and Jason broken down trying not to laugh because they had a sip of diet coke at the same time and Grant is just there like yeah, I love this channel a lot
That shit is like middle school. Every time someone takes a drink, theres that one kid that said something super dumb and super funny to make him spill it
That was fucking hilarious I laughed my ass off
Man down!
Hmmm... I kinda want now Brian & Jason on the Hot Ones show.
dr_rb That was my first thought when I saw the notification, since it only went up to "featuring."
Maybe we should send them a bottle of "last dab." Or just petition FWF to have them on.
I messaged both Sean Evans and TMR on the same day suggesting the same thing! Can we make that happen?!
Literally, I was watching Joji on Hot Ones earlier today, and thought "I wonder how Jason and Brian would be on here?"
Facts
dr_rb they aren't famous enough
This is possibly one of my all-time favorite episodes, mainly because I get to see two grown ass men crying and two more grown ass men crying from laughter while watching them.
I was legitimately crying with laughter, which I haven't done in at least six months.
@@StezzerLolz SAME
Sounds like my type of porn
Someone lost a bet i think
Once again, Jason proves himself to be a supervillain.
Not going to lie, this one was a great time. I was laughing the whole time, Jason just loves to fuck with Brian and this ep proves it.
23:02 Brian's new trick, the invisible neti pot! There's no pot, but his nose and mouth drip like a faucet!
The secret?
Unfathomable pain.
Micah Philson I'm dead.XD
And loads of snot n' saliva.
Modern Rogue for a Hot Ones episode!
Yes, with the beerist as well!!
They would need a fluid bucket for Brian
#hotones
"You look like someone kicked an Aloe Vera plant" Man I am *crunch* ing dead, I feel like I have abs for days after laughing so hard at that comment.
Hey thanks! You should check our podcast out! Start at episode 335 of The Beerists Podcast to hear Grant's telling of what happened directly after filming this! thebeerists.com/ep335/ Oh, and subscribe to The Beerists Podcast on your favorite podcast app!
And be sure to swing bay our channel to watch us eat the hottest instant noodles in the world!
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It took me a second, but when I got it, I died.
I dont get it and I need to get it!!!!
Googled it....dear god
Legit one of the youtube channels I can see myself watching for years on, never miss an upload, love your channel, please make more parkour, fighting, cocktail videos, and hopefully videos about surviving in the wild, doomsday preping, homemade weapons
"Longer than you think, Dad! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!"
This short story disturbed me when I first read it, and I loved it.
Hot pepper challenges are boring. And then you guys do it and I'm dying over here. You guys are awesome.
😁
Same, I nearly laughed for 40 mins.
@@ModernRogue originally avoided the olive oil but that should have worked. The whole thing is that Capsaicin is soluble in fat and that's why whole milk works where as skimmed milk not so good. So Olive Oil should have worked with it being a fatty liquid
Between the Spy-Cam episode, the salt water gag, and... well... this entire "experiment", I have a feeling Brian is planning some SERIOUS payback down the road for Jason.
Hope to see it next week!
I feel you Brian. I like spicy food, but it really makes everything flow out of your face, not matter if it hurts or not.
I leak and turn red. My face literally turns red when i eat spicy things.
Yep, I'm the same way. Tears, sweat and snot. It'll all come pouring out of my head.
siukong same, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy eating hot food (the hotter the better) often upwards of a few hundred thousand scolville units, but despite the pleasure, my face just refuse to keep liquid inside it and people seem to think I secretly hate it or can’t handle it.
Leakey boi Brian
My favorite line ever is Jason saying "That's exceptionally uncomfortable."
And my favorite thing to watch is Brian eating fire like it's nothing, then proceeding to nearly die while eating a jalapeno.
I remember having jalapeno plants and taste testing one with a buddy. We used to have jalapenos on pizza, hot dogs, in salads, everything... no problem.
When we actually tried our selfgrown jalapeno we were hit by a heatwave from a vulcano or something, they were way hotter than expected. Maybe it was because the plants were right next to our thai chili plants or something, but those jalapenos were the hottest jalapenos we ever had.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Gotta say, I really enjoy the crunch as the obligatory profanity censor. It's a really nice touch 👌
This is BY FAR the funniest episode you guys have ever done! GOLD!
Thanks man!
Any episode with the beerists instantly becomes my favourite episode
YEAH DUDE.
It was just nice to finally see what caused grant all the pain and me endless amusement on the train 😁
For a fire eater Brian really couldn’t handle the heat
“Just a mild stroke.”
“Purple nurple thats ready to rip the nip” “im sweating because im fat” lmao i love these guys
I get a feeling the outtakes are gonna be good, and long
and not suitable for youtube LOLOL, just a mic outside the bathroom (oh dear god)
That's what she said
"Ooooow! That's hot!"
_"OH DEAR GOD IT BURNS"_
*_"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"_*
*expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives...*
Bird Stempakj and burning
Damn, that was so good. Would love to see all 4 of them on Hot Ones!
13:19 lemon notes of snicket
13:40 Leaky Brushwood
22:21 the return of Leaky Brushwood
25:20 Oh Jason! A spoon full of poison?
27:50 Sugar! Stat!
29:35 Sad bread vampire
32:44 Sweat reasons
34:31 Some heroes...
Better title for this episode: Jason and friends watch Brian suffer for 35 minutes.
"I'm sweating because I'm fat."
Some say I'm still sweating to this very day.
Those Thai chilies get a lot hotter when they ripen and turn red. I've grown them at home a few times. I was surprised by the habaneros, though. I find those are pretty consistently 200k or so. I'm disappointed you didn't go any higher than 350... I legitimately think with a ghost pepper, we might see Brian's nose give birth to a sentient mucus baby.
This is officially one of my favorite Modern Rogue videos. I love the Beerists!
Daniela Roca Yay! So do we!
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thebeerists.com/ep335/
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This was one of the funniest episodes on RUclips. Keep up the good work guys.
They have been so on point with their episodes lately.
Thanks!
Of course! Keep up the great work. Almost spit my drink out this episode at least three times.
"I'm sweating because I'm fat" I feel that on a personal level anytime I'm outside and it's above 60 degrees Fahrenheit
Finn the Ace what the fuck 61 degrees is literally kind of cold lmao
@@jeffreyfife5293 nah yo mad warm 🇨🇦
I think Jason did this whole episode to torture Brian. It crazy that ice cream was not a remedy.
I so proud of Grant.
I have never laughed so hard at one of these episodes, I think that makes me a bad person. Thanks for suffering for my humour, totally appreciate it.
32:45 I will never stop laughing at this. Brian and Jason's reactions are exactly in unison, and then Grant just unflinchingly goes "Yeah..." in complete agreement. Absolutely perfect.
Absolutely love the guys! Definitely need to get them involved in whatever episodes you can. Obviously everyone has their own gig but as a duo they compliment Brian/Jason beautifully. Great episode folks, possibly my favorite thus far.
Well, then you should listen to our stuff too. Check out episode 335 of The Beerists Podcast to hear Grant's telling of what happened directly after filming this! thebeerists.com/ep335/ And while you're at it, subscribe to The Beerists Podcast on your favorite podcast app.
Also, be sure to swing bay our channel to watch us eat the hottest instant noodles in the world! Grant makes flappy arms from the heat.
ruclips.net/video/h84OttG4ydc/видео.html
John Rubio OK! So I've subscribed to your RUclips channel and plan to listen to the podcast tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up. Love the content guys, keep it up.
Mike O'Barr HELL YEAH!
Next episode! Soothing a burned pooper (with thermite).
I heard that drinking soy sauce from a paper towel is supposed to work really well.
Mac Pigstine a lot of peppers jave very delicate amd complex flavors once you get past the heat, yellow fataliis have a slight citrus taste, and brown ghost peppers have a vague dark chocolate taste
Mac Pigstine Yes, if the pepper has some sour properties, but it doesn’t remove the spice of the pepper.
I always thought jalapenos were pretty sweet, but it didn't change the fact that they're spicy, too.
Mac Pigstine so they'd still be fucked
32:42 the way Brian and Jason are just instantly crippled by this legendary line has got me
Hearing Brian's cackling as he's spewing into the cup as Jason and Grant reach light speed turning away has made my day so, so much better.
Watching John take a closer look was just icing on that Grand Ol' Time cake.
Eat hot peppers they said, it would be fun they said..
In this episode Brain, Jason, Grant, and John decide to eat peppers and learning how pretend to be okay while they melt their tongues
Brain eats peppers? I thought it was Brian Brushwood.
Accurate.
Does Pinky eat them too?
What a good episode, this is a comeback of the food additive episode.
Glad you dug it!!
Perhaps my favourite part of this episode is Brian's little goblin laugh at 35:16
The shenanigans and tomfoolery you guys get up to are the main reason I subscribed. Train wrecks such as this help me make it through slow night shifts at work. Thanks a bunch.
when he says " JASON, That's not food."
Intro to two men on an air mattress with a ouija board in the background... I like where this is headed
27:53 GET THIS IN HIS MOUTH STAT!
_noh laih dah!_
@11:05 "Longer than you think, Dad!" Incredible story, great reference. Two thumbs up on this episode.
I love the cackle from Brian right after literally everything and it makes it so much better
Y'all really capped out at 357,000 scoville??? Dang, if I knew you guys were doing this I would've mailed you the bag of carolina reapers I bought to torment my friends. Now that would've been fun to watch especially Brian since it's about 1.6 million scoville :D PS, ice cream works great.
Exactly, I think they need to get a handful from the hot ones gauntlet and do this again!
Ghost and Reaper is the hottest I will EVER go...that extract stuff is just metallic....and metal belongs on forges, knives and music.
This is the best episode ever
Been waiting all day for this. Especially after the Lenses on Patreon =)
25:18 This has to be my favorite part of the episode. The line has been seen, and one of them is rushing to cross it
26:07 "Guys I'm gonna try this. (ignored)
26:58" Oh Christ!" "What did you do?"
"I ate each the peppers."
😂👌
Oh man. Hardest I've laughed in a good long while.
Hahha- well, I’m glad something truly good came of this experience. 😃
I've heard of pretty much all of these as remedies, yes. Even the petroleum jelly.
As strange as it sounds, yes, I've heard of that being used as a remedy.
It's absolute BS, doesn't work at all, but it's on the internet for sure. He wasn't bullshitting them intentionally, other people have tried it. The only question is... why?
The idea behind it is that as an oil-based product, it will dissolve the capsaicin more easily than water would.
I would guess that, if anything, it's worse because it could lock the taste on to your tongue and prevent other remedies from getting there.
Maybe a spoonful of cinnamon?
Maybe a tide pod?
*Do Not do
28:30
He definitely wanted to cut that lemon on his leg. But I'm not even surprised anymore 😂
Oh my god, a 39 minute Modern Rogue. I'm so incredibly happy right now.
Two guys laughing at two guys going slowly insane for 40 minutes.
Mango lassi works great, so much so that it's a little dangerous. A few years ago I was at an Indian buffet and they had some absolutely wild, ultra-hot scotch bonnet and ghost pepper chutneys. They were delicious, so I ate a large amount of chutney and immediately counteracted the heat with mango lassi. Unfortunately, the next day, the pain was so severe that I had to bite my hand to keep from screaming as it all came out. My rectum spasmed so hard that I tore myself an anal fissure which took months to heal and made me poop streams of blood every time I had to move my bowels.
Fuck man that sounds like hell
TMI Bro.
Can confirm lassi of any kind is a fire extinguisher.
HAHA!
Should have put some lassi up the backdoor
Huh. The notification only went up to "featuring" and I figured it was the "hot ones" dude.
Psyched to see the beerists back! We need another beer episode.
btw just so you know the spicyness causes your blood pressure to drop and rise randomly that's why you get dizzy but don't worry i drops and rises at safe levels its nothing to really worry about it just makes you feel woozy.
ah. good to know
Grant Davis Yes i learned it from the yoytuber Mike Chang. He ate the spiciest curry in the world and he had trouble standing up when he finished it because he felt super dizzy when he stood up later he learened what it was and it was his blood pressure
not sure if this can just happen at a few million scovile but isnt it possible to pass out cause the brain cant take the pain anymore? (or heartattack if it messes with bloodpreasure?!)
“Just a mild stroke” that one lowkey Got me
"why do you have syrup"
"I thought it would work" LOL
Bryan knows the series of unfortunate events
I've never heard the word "respite" pronounced "res-pit", always "res-pite".
I mean... looking at how I spelled it after breaking it down to demonstrate the sound in text, you can see why.
I've always heard it pronounced "res-pite" as well
English is a hell of a language.
ˈres-pət also ri-ˈspīt from Webster's dictionary. Either pronunciation is valid, but only once is given in the audio.
I've always heard it re-spite and never gave it a second thought until they brought it up lol
Depends on where in the world you're from.
This is one of the funniest things of this month
35:16 Brian's laugh is too good
“That’s exceptionally uncomfortable, I do not like that at all” - Jason Murphy - 2018
Ok, and?
I've watched it 20min after it was out and was 2:30 AM, literally from 17:40 i started having belly cramps and cried and laughed (LOUD ALONE IN MY BED) until the end. Just gonna say thanks because i can't really remember the last time i laughed that much
Alex Araldi 😁
This is my favorite thing to read. Makes my day that you had such a laugh with us!
Thanks again to you both, for the videos and for taking the time for reading and answering.
If you find yourself in northern Italy and you need any help just call :)
Modern Rogue, fond you guy's 1 or 2 months ago... This video didn't even sound like something I would like, but OMG I laughed so FUCKEN hard my stomach hurts. Just great content! ! !
Intro from the new headquarters!
I've always loved this show but when you Brian do a reference to my favorite band in the world I now can say that this is the best RUclips channel for sure, I love red hot chili peppers and I love the modern rogue thanks for making my day great
This has to be the best episode, EVER!
You guys should do a Hot Ones Collab with First We Feast!
13:25 “Something Something Lemony Snicket, Series of Unfortunate Events!” WHAT?!?! 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🙃
Random fun fact: The hottest hot sauce in the world, _The Last Dab,_ actually doesn't use extract. The peppers are just that absurdly hot.
Not the hottest by a long shot. It does, however, have the hottest known pepper as an ingredient. I've eaten it a few times, and while it is hot, it's doesn't hit nearly as hard as some of the other stuff I have in my fridge.
John Rubio There's different kinds of hot. I believe Last Dab has the highest scoville number, but other sauces do hit a lot harder based on other factors.
It doesn't have the highest scoville number. Last Dab is 2.4 Million. Here's a huge list of sauces. It's not a complete list, but shows several hotter sauces: www.scottrobertsweb.com/scoville-scale/
John Rubio Huh. Consider me corrected.
How can I like this video a thousand times? I've watched this 40 minute episode at least 3 times, and I'm still laughing out loud. Legitimately one of the funniest videos on RUclips. You guys are amazing
The sheepish way Brian says "Anthony Kiedis" gets me every time.
"I once ate three ghost peppers in one sitting"
LA Beast, " hold my beer."
27:50 I haven't laughed that hard in a while also ultimate sound bite
I don’t know if it fixes the burn, but there is a spice that numbs the mouth, such that you can’t feel cayenne pepper. Good for a contest if you don’t mind sounding like you just left the dentist.
35:16 best Brian laugh in MR history
I have watched this episode 4 times already. I was so happy that they did their own home made pepper spray episode because I knew it would have a similar outcome.
"You look like someone kicked an aloe-vera plant"
That quote belongs on a shirt, or in a picture frame
Edit: "It looks like someone liquified a parrot in that thing"
Another beautiful quote
I like how ashamed of himself Brian was when he said Anthony keidis
Brian, I love your laugh. It's hysterical!!
32:45 (nice) Brian and Jason both laugh at the cut.
I’ve seen this like 5 times and it’s just one of the best videos you guys have done