Surviving a Hot Pepper Gauntlet (featuring The Beerists)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  6 лет назад +244

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    • @dak4465
      @dak4465 6 лет назад +4

      The Modern Rogue you guys should get on hot ones

    • @valjarh9502
      @valjarh9502 6 лет назад +1

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    • @austinhite2684
      @austinhite2684 6 лет назад +2

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    • @themanofmanyskills9001
      @themanofmanyskills9001 6 лет назад

      The Modern Rogue your my nigga😭😭

    • @nikovillain8454
      @nikovillain8454 6 лет назад +2

      Now why would I tell a friend if I want to WIN the contest?
      Overcome. Adapt. Survive.

  • @EliteProductions3129
    @EliteProductions3129 6 лет назад +2088

    Brian Brushwood: The man who can breathe fire, but is crippled by a jalapeño

    • @Xalderon
      @Xalderon 6 лет назад +4

      Evan Pilkington inorite?

    • @Jp-ru4mg
      @Jp-ru4mg 6 лет назад

      hehheheheheheheh

    • @ratingcrib
      @ratingcrib 6 лет назад +1

      @@Xalderon ?

    • @BraydenMayfield06
      @BraydenMayfield06 5 лет назад +1

      Fo real

    • @blackthrone6976
      @blackthrone6976 5 лет назад +2

      Theres a jalapeno chip i used to eat, but isnt sold where i live now... i used to love eating those...
      Sadly, ive lost almost all of my spice resistance, and i live in a place where spicy food is the more popular.

  • @maxhuzen6329
    @maxhuzen6329 6 лет назад +757

    Brian needs to go on hot ones.
    He would do great.

    • @sneakrrr
      @sneakrrr 5 лет назад +19

      the last sauce would certainly be an 11 for Brian

    • @alexanderlipowsky6055
      @alexanderlipowsky6055 5 лет назад +4

      Oooh pleaaase make this happen

    • @vict4451
      @vict4451 4 года назад +2

      The Last Dab would kill him

    • @bingevintage8124
      @bingevintage8124 4 года назад +6

      Vic T nah it would be da bomb that’s usually where everyone breaks down

    • @Metalhammer1993
      @Metalhammer1993 4 года назад +1

      @@bingevintage8124 yeah da bomb would end brian yeah he4 didn´t take mad dog that well and Mad dog comes before da bomb right?

  • @ilichiregius2884
    @ilichiregius2884 6 лет назад +442

    RUBIO: "You look like someone kicked an aloe vera plant." BRIAN: (CACKLING)

  • @andrewgonzalez7143
    @andrewgonzalez7143 5 лет назад +301

    "I'm sweating 'cause I'm fat"
    Me too, dude, me too

  • @yovanylopez7112
    @yovanylopez7112 6 лет назад +280

    Brian's laugh is so contagious

    • @zachschild1279
      @zachschild1279 4 года назад +4

      Yeah

    • @zachschild1279
      @zachschild1279 4 года назад +5

      And that's how the covid 19 started

    • @willames363
      @willames363 3 года назад

      Absolutely

    • @thesnakeman8006
      @thesnakeman8006 3 года назад

      Fingers crossed that somebody out there on RUclips makes a compilation of brian laughing, LoL

    • @VVheeli
      @VVheeli 3 года назад

      @@zachschild1279 pox

  • @vanb5264
    @vanb5264 6 лет назад +594

    I'd like to offer the one and only true capsaicin relief recipe.
    Facts:
    Oils stick to one’s Ingestive tissue.
    Things that remove oil, help remove spice/heat are needed.
    Four things remove oil/heat. They are:
    1. Sugar
    2. Alcohol
    3. Fats
    4. Ice/Cold
    A drink which contains all of these elements is optimal, as solids cause pain to chew, and gasses are useless.
    A drink called a Siberian, or: A frozen white Russian.
    Na Zdorovie (На здоровье) Commrads,
    Blend Coffee liqueur, vodka, cream, and Ice in a blender.
    Enjoy freedom from burn!
    - Van

    • @Teriyakihandgrenade
      @Teriyakihandgrenade 6 лет назад +14

      Sugar + alchohol+ cold i bet drinking an ice cold margarita would be perfect

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 6 лет назад +2

      Capsaicin is an oil isn't it?

    • @mattiaikas1634
      @mattiaikas1634 6 лет назад +13

      Truly Infamous it`s actually a waxy substance that sticks inside your mouth. The only things that will effectually wash it off are either a shot of straight booze, or gulping down some oil, though none of those are particularily enjoyable experiments so a frosty russki as Van B suggested might actually work quite well.

    • @alexmolina8039
      @alexmolina8039 6 лет назад +5

      So what your saying is.
      Downing 3 shots will stop the burn?

    • @verbose0
      @verbose0 5 лет назад +4

      Make that white Russian with whole cream, or like The Dude does.. with Coffee-mate. Not a cure, but respite.😲😧😶

  • @romans6405
    @romans6405 6 лет назад +460

    We've left Mythbusters and are back into the jackass portion of The Modern Rogue

    • @ComradePhoenix
      @ComradePhoenix 6 лет назад +44

      Honestly, its like the Mythbusters and Jackass had a lovechild.

    • @JoshHowardChannel
      @JoshHowardChannel 6 лет назад +20

      Mythasses. Jack busters. Jack myths.

    • @sound7846
      @sound7846 6 лет назад +42

      @@JoshHowardChannel you honestly missed ass busters? I'm disappointed

    • @longxlivexjack08
      @longxlivexjack08 6 лет назад +21

      Ethan champagne Assbusters is what they just did. That’ll hit the next morning.

    • @epremier20050
      @epremier20050 3 года назад +1

      I recalled the mythbusters (Grant, Tory, Kari) actually did some pepper remedies so technically it's still mythbus- er, Legend Testing

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 лет назад +692

    13:57 _nose runs_
    "Just blur all of this."
    *zooms in*

    • @SRoyTheComfy
      @SRoyTheComfy 6 лет назад +5

      Micah Philson omgg its so funny, totally accurate as me

    • @Astrophysix1
      @Astrophysix1 6 лет назад +1

      Dying, of laughter.

  • @GrahamHettinger
    @GrahamHettinger 6 лет назад +150

    That opening joke was gold.

    • @walkerdeserttracer6767
      @walkerdeserttracer6767 5 лет назад +2

      Graham Hettinger I didn’t get it

    • @wanda7971
      @wanda7971 5 лет назад +10

      @@walkerdeserttracer6767 Red hot Chili peppers lead

  • @solidacid1337
    @solidacid1337 4 года назад +43

    I've watched this SO many times but the Anthony kiedis still gets me every time.

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 2 года назад

      Future Brian’s asshole never gets old

  • @Raidou591
    @Raidou591 6 лет назад +339

    At 32:44, when John said that he's sweating because he's fat, Brian and Jason broken down trying not to laugh because they had a sip of diet coke at the same time and Grant is just there like yeah, I love this channel a lot

    • @MM-vs2et
      @MM-vs2et 6 лет назад +37

      That shit is like middle school. Every time someone takes a drink, theres that one kid that said something super dumb and super funny to make him spill it

    • @AlvinCornelius
      @AlvinCornelius 5 лет назад +4

      That was fucking hilarious I laughed my ass off

    • @lih3391
      @lih3391 5 лет назад

      Man down!

  • @AkumetsuVER4
    @AkumetsuVER4 6 лет назад +681

    Hmmm... I kinda want now Brian & Jason on the Hot Ones show.

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 6 лет назад +14

      dr_rb That was my first thought when I saw the notification, since it only went up to "featuring."
      Maybe we should send them a bottle of "last dab." Or just petition FWF to have them on.

    • @Mike_Steel
      @Mike_Steel 6 лет назад +21

      I messaged both Sean Evans and TMR on the same day suggesting the same thing! Can we make that happen?!

    • @mobmaniac
      @mobmaniac 6 лет назад +5

      Literally, I was watching Joji on Hot Ones earlier today, and thought "I wonder how Jason and Brian would be on here?"

    • @Konglomerant
      @Konglomerant 6 лет назад +2

      Facts

    • @ignoreme8841
      @ignoreme8841 6 лет назад +4

      dr_rb they aren't famous enough

  • @rachellee2680
    @rachellee2680 6 лет назад +294

    This is possibly one of my all-time favorite episodes, mainly because I get to see two grown ass men crying and two more grown ass men crying from laughter while watching them.

    • @StezzerLolz
      @StezzerLolz 6 лет назад +8

      I was legitimately crying with laughter, which I haven't done in at least six months.

    • @shailenpatel1698
      @shailenpatel1698 5 лет назад

      @@StezzerLolz SAME

    • @danielnikolovski3795
      @danielnikolovski3795 5 лет назад

      Sounds like my type of porn

    • @fabiob90
      @fabiob90 5 лет назад

      Someone lost a bet i think

  • @TheArgusApocraphex1
    @TheArgusApocraphex1 5 лет назад +179

    Once again, Jason proves himself to be a supervillain.

  • @Undead_Logic
    @Undead_Logic 6 лет назад +65

    Not going to lie, this one was a great time. I was laughing the whole time, Jason just loves to fuck with Brian and this ep proves it.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 лет назад +400

    23:02 Brian's new trick, the invisible neti pot! There's no pot, but his nose and mouth drip like a faucet!
    The secret?
    Unfathomable pain.

  • @Thekijuju
    @Thekijuju 6 лет назад +321

    Modern Rogue for a Hot Ones episode!

  • @nathanwhitworth7633
    @nathanwhitworth7633 6 лет назад +60

    "You look like someone kicked an Aloe Vera plant" Man I am *crunch* ing dead, I feel like I have abs for days after laughing so hard at that comment.

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад +6

      Hey thanks! You should check our podcast out! Start at episode 335 of The Beerists Podcast to hear Grant's telling of what happened directly after filming this! thebeerists.com/ep335/ Oh, and subscribe to The Beerists Podcast on your favorite podcast app!
      And be sure to swing bay our channel to watch us eat the hottest instant noodles in the world!
      ruclips.net/video/h84OttG4ydc/видео.html

    • @hvy_mtl_drmr9563
      @hvy_mtl_drmr9563 6 лет назад

      It took me a second, but when I got it, I died.

    • @kylejenks7949
      @kylejenks7949 6 лет назад

      I dont get it and I need to get it!!!!

    • @kylejenks7949
      @kylejenks7949 6 лет назад

      Googled it....dear god

  • @ducgumball7732
    @ducgumball7732 6 лет назад +46

    Legit one of the youtube channels I can see myself watching for years on, never miss an upload, love your channel, please make more parkour, fighting, cocktail videos, and hopefully videos about surviving in the wild, doomsday preping, homemade weapons

  • @maiwisdom9839
    @maiwisdom9839 6 лет назад +63

    "Longer than you think, Dad! LONGER THAN YOU THINK!"

    • @Equinox2021
      @Equinox2021 5 лет назад +2

      This short story disturbed me when I first read it, and I loved it.

  • @jessew5152
    @jessew5152 6 лет назад +141

    Hot pepper challenges are boring. And then you guys do it and I'm dying over here. You guys are awesome.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  6 лет назад +13

      😁

    • @Envengerx
      @Envengerx 6 лет назад +2

      Same, I nearly laughed for 40 mins.

    • @TJWhiteStar
      @TJWhiteStar 4 года назад +2

      @@ModernRogue originally avoided the olive oil but that should have worked. The whole thing is that Capsaicin is soluble in fat and that's why whole milk works where as skimmed milk not so good. So Olive Oil should have worked with it being a fatty liquid

  • @jameswest6232
    @jameswest6232 6 лет назад +62

    Between the Spy-Cam episode, the salt water gag, and... well... this entire "experiment", I have a feeling Brian is planning some SERIOUS payback down the road for Jason.
    Hope to see it next week!

  • @NochSoEinKaddiFan
    @NochSoEinKaddiFan 6 лет назад +99

    I feel you Brian. I like spicy food, but it really makes everything flow out of your face, not matter if it hurts or not.

    • @blackthrone6976
      @blackthrone6976 5 лет назад +3

      I leak and turn red. My face literally turns red when i eat spicy things.

    • @siukong
      @siukong 4 года назад +3

      Yep, I'm the same way. Tears, sweat and snot. It'll all come pouring out of my head.

    • @alang9891
      @alang9891 4 года назад

      siukong same, don’t get me wrong, I enjoy eating hot food (the hotter the better) often upwards of a few hundred thousand scolville units, but despite the pleasure, my face just refuse to keep liquid inside it and people seem to think I secretly hate it or can’t handle it.

    • @ペターズジョシュア
      @ペターズジョシュア 4 года назад

      Leakey boi Brian

  • @maskedrecruit4571
    @maskedrecruit4571 5 лет назад +7

    My favorite line ever is Jason saying "That's exceptionally uncomfortable."
    And my favorite thing to watch is Brian eating fire like it's nothing, then proceeding to nearly die while eating a jalapeno.

  • @NormanTheDormantDoormat
    @NormanTheDormantDoormat 4 года назад +6

    I remember having jalapeno plants and taste testing one with a buddy. We used to have jalapenos on pizza, hot dogs, in salads, everything... no problem.
    When we actually tried our selfgrown jalapeno we were hit by a heatwave from a vulcano or something, they were way hotter than expected. Maybe it was because the plants were right next to our thai chili plants or something, but those jalapenos were the hottest jalapenos we ever had.
    Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

  • @DeadLemonade
    @DeadLemonade 6 лет назад +31

    Gotta say, I really enjoy the crunch as the obligatory profanity censor. It's a really nice touch 👌

  • @Opeckie
    @Opeckie 6 лет назад +50

    This is BY FAR the funniest episode you guys have ever done! GOLD!

  • @Merseybeer
    @Merseybeer 6 лет назад +39

    Any episode with the beerists instantly becomes my favourite episode

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад +1

      YEAH DUDE.

    • @Merseybeer
      @Merseybeer 6 лет назад

      It was just nice to finally see what caused grant all the pain and me endless amusement on the train 😁

  • @ryanm6004
    @ryanm6004 5 лет назад +31

    For a fire eater Brian really couldn’t handle the heat

  • @zem6300
    @zem6300 5 лет назад +29

    “Just a mild stroke.”

  • @thingyee1118
    @thingyee1118 6 лет назад +145

    “Purple nurple thats ready to rip the nip” “im sweating because im fat” lmao i love these guys

  • @birdstempakj534
    @birdstempakj534 6 лет назад +83

    I get a feeling the outtakes are gonna be good, and long

    • @arkanglegeibriel
      @arkanglegeibriel 6 лет назад +7

      and not suitable for youtube LOLOL, just a mic outside the bathroom (oh dear god)

    • @YouTubeWatcher9000
      @YouTubeWatcher9000 6 лет назад

      That's what she said

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 лет назад +6

      "Ooooow! That's hot!"
      _"OH DEAR GOD IT BURNS"_
      *_"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"_*
      *expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives expletives...*

    • @techfreak244
      @techfreak244 6 лет назад

      Bird Stempakj and burning

  • @MrRoflHamster
    @MrRoflHamster 6 лет назад +60

    Damn, that was so good. Would love to see all 4 of them on Hot Ones!

  • @arlionman
    @arlionman 4 года назад +6

    13:19 lemon notes of snicket
    13:40 Leaky Brushwood
    22:21 the return of Leaky Brushwood
    25:20 Oh Jason! A spoon full of poison?
    27:50 Sugar! Stat!
    29:35 Sad bread vampire
    32:44 Sweat reasons
    34:31 Some heroes...

  • @bransonstevens5914
    @bransonstevens5914 6 лет назад +18

    Better title for this episode: Jason and friends watch Brian suffer for 35 minutes.

  • @OhioHard99
    @OhioHard99 6 лет назад +69

    "I'm sweating because I'm fat."

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад +15

      Some say I'm still sweating to this very day.

  • @sentinelmoonfang
    @sentinelmoonfang 6 лет назад +25

    Those Thai chilies get a lot hotter when they ripen and turn red. I've grown them at home a few times. I was surprised by the habaneros, though. I find those are pretty consistently 200k or so. I'm disappointed you didn't go any higher than 350... I legitimately think with a ghost pepper, we might see Brian's nose give birth to a sentient mucus baby.

  • @drmini125
    @drmini125 6 лет назад +7

    This is officially one of my favorite Modern Rogue videos. I love the Beerists!

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 6 лет назад +2

      Daniela Roca Yay! So do we!

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад +1

      Aw, thanks! Listen to episode 335 of The Beerists Podcast to hear Grant's telling of what happened directly after filming this!
      thebeerists.com/ep335/
      Oh, and watch the rest of The Beerists eat the hottest instant noodles in the world!
      Subscribe to The Beerists Podcast on your favorite podcast app!
      Additional content: ruclips.net/user/thebeeristspodcast

  • @raidernation7287
    @raidernation7287 6 лет назад +13

    This was one of the funniest episodes on RUclips. Keep up the good work guys.

  • @Alleroc
    @Alleroc 6 лет назад +17

    They have been so on point with their episodes lately.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 6 лет назад +3

      Thanks!

    • @Alleroc
      @Alleroc 6 лет назад

      Of course! Keep up the great work. Almost spit my drink out this episode at least three times.

  • @finntheace6205
    @finntheace6205 6 лет назад +27

    "I'm sweating because I'm fat" I feel that on a personal level anytime I'm outside and it's above 60 degrees Fahrenheit

    • @jeffreyfife5293
      @jeffreyfife5293 5 лет назад

      Finn the Ace what the fuck 61 degrees is literally kind of cold lmao

    • @lilsyrupshawty
      @lilsyrupshawty 5 лет назад +1

      @@jeffreyfife5293 nah yo mad warm 🇨🇦

  • @kali2593
    @kali2593 6 лет назад +9

    I think Jason did this whole episode to torture Brian. It crazy that ice cream was not a remedy.
    I so proud of Grant.

  • @vincentwolfe
    @vincentwolfe 6 лет назад +31

    I have never laughed so hard at one of these episodes, I think that makes me a bad person. Thanks for suffering for my humour, totally appreciate it.

  • @lykonic1763
    @lykonic1763 3 года назад +2

    32:45 I will never stop laughing at this. Brian and Jason's reactions are exactly in unison, and then Grant just unflinchingly goes "Yeah..." in complete agreement. Absolutely perfect.

  • @mikedrop4421
    @mikedrop4421 6 лет назад +7

    Absolutely love the guys! Definitely need to get them involved in whatever episodes you can. Obviously everyone has their own gig but as a duo they compliment Brian/Jason beautifully. Great episode folks, possibly my favorite thus far.

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад +2

      Well, then you should listen to our stuff too. Check out episode 335 of The Beerists Podcast to hear Grant's telling of what happened directly after filming this! thebeerists.com/ep335/ And while you're at it, subscribe to The Beerists Podcast on your favorite podcast app.
      Also, be sure to swing bay our channel to watch us eat the hottest instant noodles in the world! Grant makes flappy arms from the heat.
      ruclips.net/video/h84OttG4ydc/видео.html

    • @mikedrop4421
      @mikedrop4421 6 лет назад +2

      John Rubio OK! So I've subscribed to your RUclips channel and plan to listen to the podcast tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up. Love the content guys, keep it up.

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад +2

      Mike O'Barr HELL YEAH!

  • @dakotawarren5115
    @dakotawarren5115 6 лет назад +22

    Next episode! Soothing a burned pooper (with thermite).

  • @kenmcgee6689
    @kenmcgee6689 6 лет назад +98

    I heard that drinking soy sauce from a paper towel is supposed to work really well.

    • @corygoff9996
      @corygoff9996 6 лет назад +7

      Mac Pigstine a lot of peppers jave very delicate amd complex flavors once you get past the heat, yellow fataliis have a slight citrus taste, and brown ghost peppers have a vague dark chocolate taste

    • @caseybug1110
      @caseybug1110 6 лет назад +3

      Mac Pigstine Yes, if the pepper has some sour properties, but it doesn’t remove the spice of the pepper.

    • @ComradePhoenix
      @ComradePhoenix 6 лет назад +4

      I always thought jalapenos were pretty sweet, but it didn't change the fact that they're spicy, too.

    • @stupidity7888
      @stupidity7888 6 лет назад

      Mac Pigstine so they'd still be fucked

  • @alfiehawes2412
    @alfiehawes2412 3 года назад +1

    32:42 the way Brian and Jason are just instantly crippled by this legendary line has got me

  • @Vincent-S
    @Vincent-S 6 лет назад

    Hearing Brian's cackling as he's spewing into the cup as Jason and Grant reach light speed turning away has made my day so, so much better.
    Watching John take a closer look was just icing on that Grand Ol' Time cake.

  • @thevocalist9881
    @thevocalist9881 6 лет назад +23

    Eat hot peppers they said, it would be fun they said..

  • @speedy4873
    @speedy4873 6 лет назад +49

    In this episode Brain, Jason, Grant, and John decide to eat peppers and learning how pretend to be okay while they melt their tongues

    • @brianwyters2150
      @brianwyters2150 6 лет назад +6

      Brain eats peppers? I thought it was Brian Brushwood.

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад +2

      Accurate.

    • @bagodrago
      @bagodrago 6 лет назад +3

      Does Pinky eat them too?

  • @hidenfn
    @hidenfn 6 лет назад +14

    What a good episode, this is a comeback of the food additive episode.

  • @gundyninor2450
    @gundyninor2450 3 года назад +2

    Perhaps my favourite part of this episode is Brian's little goblin laugh at 35:16

  • @Urkie1979
    @Urkie1979 6 лет назад

    The shenanigans and tomfoolery you guys get up to are the main reason I subscribed. Train wrecks such as this help me make it through slow night shifts at work. Thanks a bunch.

  • @irvingmeraz8600
    @irvingmeraz8600 6 лет назад +9

    when he says " JASON, That's not food."

  • @professordd8731
    @professordd8731 6 лет назад +12

    Intro to two men on an air mattress with a ouija board in the background... I like where this is headed

  • @speedy4873
    @speedy4873 6 лет назад +16

    27:53 GET THIS IN HIS MOUTH STAT!

    • @kiro9291
      @kiro9291 6 лет назад +2

      _noh laih dah!_

  • @chrisisaginger787
    @chrisisaginger787 6 лет назад

    @11:05 "Longer than you think, Dad!" Incredible story, great reference. Two thumbs up on this episode.

  • @pugopilis
    @pugopilis 4 года назад +1

    I love the cackle from Brian right after literally everything and it makes it so much better

  • @azulknight474
    @azulknight474 6 лет назад +27

    Y'all really capped out at 357,000 scoville??? Dang, if I knew you guys were doing this I would've mailed you the bag of carolina reapers I bought to torment my friends. Now that would've been fun to watch especially Brian since it's about 1.6 million scoville :D PS, ice cream works great.

    • @Thatguyovrthr96
      @Thatguyovrthr96 6 лет назад

      Exactly, I think they need to get a handful from the hot ones gauntlet and do this again!

    • @tikkidaddy
      @tikkidaddy 6 лет назад +2

      Ghost and Reaper is the hottest I will EVER go...that extract stuff is just metallic....and metal belongs on forges, knives and music.

  • @IceArcher100
    @IceArcher100 6 лет назад +10

    This is the best episode ever

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 6 лет назад +12

    Been waiting all day for this. Especially after the Lenses on Patreon =)

  • @shikiaura
    @shikiaura 6 лет назад +3

    25:18 This has to be my favorite part of the episode. The line has been seen, and one of them is rushing to cross it

  • @coldicecubes0
    @coldicecubes0 6 лет назад +1

    26:07 "Guys I'm gonna try this. (ignored)
    26:58" Oh Christ!" "What did you do?"
    "I ate each the peppers."
    😂👌

  • @noliberalbull
    @noliberalbull 6 лет назад +31

    Oh man. Hardest I've laughed in a good long while.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  6 лет назад +13

      Hahha- well, I’m glad something truly good came of this experience. 😃

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 лет назад +43

    I've heard of pretty much all of these as remedies, yes. Even the petroleum jelly.
    As strange as it sounds, yes, I've heard of that being used as a remedy.
    It's absolute BS, doesn't work at all, but it's on the internet for sure. He wasn't bullshitting them intentionally, other people have tried it. The only question is... why?

    • @ComradePhoenix
      @ComradePhoenix 6 лет назад +7

      The idea behind it is that as an oil-based product, it will dissolve the capsaicin more easily than water would.

    • @andymcl92
      @andymcl92 6 лет назад +1

      I would guess that, if anything, it's worse because it could lock the taste on to your tongue and prevent other remedies from getting there.

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 6 лет назад +1

      Maybe a spoonful of cinnamon?
      Maybe a tide pod?
      *Do Not do

  • @TheHellsRocker
    @TheHellsRocker 5 лет назад +10

    28:30
    He definitely wanted to cut that lemon on his leg. But I'm not even surprised anymore 😂

  • @LevisLabOfficial
    @LevisLabOfficial 6 лет назад +1

    Oh my god, a 39 minute Modern Rogue. I'm so incredibly happy right now.

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 5 лет назад +9

    Two guys laughing at two guys going slowly insane for 40 minutes.

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 6 лет назад +23

    Mango lassi works great, so much so that it's a little dangerous. A few years ago I was at an Indian buffet and they had some absolutely wild, ultra-hot scotch bonnet and ghost pepper chutneys. They were delicious, so I ate a large amount of chutney and immediately counteracted the heat with mango lassi. Unfortunately, the next day, the pain was so severe that I had to bite my hand to keep from screaming as it all came out. My rectum spasmed so hard that I tore myself an anal fissure which took months to heal and made me poop streams of blood every time I had to move my bowels.

  • @teamcybr8375
    @teamcybr8375 6 лет назад +6

    Huh. The notification only went up to "featuring" and I figured it was the "hot ones" dude.
    Psyched to see the beerists back! We need another beer episode.

  • @jophoyt5439
    @jophoyt5439 6 лет назад +6

    btw just so you know the spicyness causes your blood pressure to drop and rise randomly that's why you get dizzy but don't worry i drops and rises at safe levels its nothing to really worry about it just makes you feel woozy.

    • @grantdavis2527
      @grantdavis2527 6 лет назад

      ah. good to know

    • @jophoyt5439
      @jophoyt5439 6 лет назад +1

      Grant Davis Yes i learned it from the yoytuber Mike Chang. He ate the spiciest curry in the world and he had trouble standing up when he finished it because he felt super dizzy when he stood up later he learened what it was and it was his blood pressure

    • @btc-maker2136
      @btc-maker2136 6 лет назад

      not sure if this can just happen at a few million scovile but isnt it possible to pass out cause the brain cant take the pain anymore? (or heartattack if it messes with bloodpreasure?!)

  • @k-1k-132
    @k-1k-132 3 года назад +1

    “Just a mild stroke” that one lowkey Got me

  • @Hatmaster
    @Hatmaster 5 лет назад +1

    "why do you have syrup"
    "I thought it would work" LOL

  • @jaydonvermillion99
    @jaydonvermillion99 6 лет назад +12

    Bryan knows the series of unfortunate events

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 лет назад +114

    I've never heard the word "respite" pronounced "res-pit", always "res-pite".
    I mean... looking at how I spelled it after breaking it down to demonstrate the sound in text, you can see why.

    • @R0KURU
      @R0KURU 6 лет назад +14

      I've always heard it pronounced "res-pite" as well

    • @BrandtHughes
      @BrandtHughes 6 лет назад +16

      English is a hell of a language.

    • @timharig
      @timharig 6 лет назад +13

      ˈres-pət also ri-ˈspīt from Webster's dictionary. Either pronunciation is valid, but only once is given in the audio.

    • @ThLostTexan
      @ThLostTexan 6 лет назад +7

      I've always heard it re-spite and never gave it a second thought until they brought it up lol

    • @Vishanator0
      @Vishanator0 6 лет назад +1

      Depends on where in the world you're from.

  • @manhattan550
    @manhattan550 6 лет назад +9

    This is one of the funniest things of this month

  • @talion2226
    @talion2226 6 лет назад +3

    35:16 Brian's laugh is too good

  • @babyrudds3793
    @babyrudds3793 4 года назад +4

    “That’s exceptionally uncomfortable, I do not like that at all” - Jason Murphy - 2018

    • @e.w2857
      @e.w2857 4 года назад

      Ok, and?

  • @alexaraldi6458
    @alexaraldi6458 6 лет назад +5

    I've watched it 20min after it was out and was 2:30 AM, literally from 17:40 i started having belly cramps and cried and laughed (LOUD ALONE IN MY BED) until the end. Just gonna say thanks because i can't really remember the last time i laughed that much

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 6 лет назад +1

      Alex Araldi 😁

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  6 лет назад +1

      This is my favorite thing to read. Makes my day that you had such a laugh with us!

    • @alexaraldi6458
      @alexaraldi6458 6 лет назад

      Thanks again to you both, for the videos and for taking the time for reading and answering.
      If you find yourself in northern Italy and you need any help just call :)

  • @dicktracy818
    @dicktracy818 5 лет назад +7

    Modern Rogue, fond you guy's 1 or 2 months ago... This video didn't even sound like something I would like, but OMG I laughed so FUCKEN hard my stomach hurts. Just great content! ! !

  • @endlessoul
    @endlessoul 6 лет назад +10

    Intro from the new headquarters!

  • @inventoresmodernos798
    @inventoresmodernos798 6 лет назад +1

    I've always loved this show but when you Brian do a reference to my favorite band in the world I now can say that this is the best RUclips channel for sure, I love red hot chili peppers and I love the modern rogue thanks for making my day great

  • @robertjeffery3237
    @robertjeffery3237 4 года назад +1

    This has to be the best episode, EVER!

  • @BroomStikk
    @BroomStikk 6 лет назад +10

    You guys should do a Hot Ones Collab with First We Feast!

  • @_Mr.Tuvok_
    @_Mr.Tuvok_ 6 лет назад +6

    13:25 “Something Something Lemony Snicket, Series of Unfortunate Events!” WHAT?!?! 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🙃

  • @teamcybr8375
    @teamcybr8375 6 лет назад +7

    Random fun fact: The hottest hot sauce in the world, _The Last Dab,_ actually doesn't use extract. The peppers are just that absurdly hot.

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад +1

      Not the hottest by a long shot. It does, however, have the hottest known pepper as an ingredient. I've eaten it a few times, and while it is hot, it's doesn't hit nearly as hard as some of the other stuff I have in my fridge.

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 6 лет назад

      John Rubio There's different kinds of hot. I believe Last Dab has the highest scoville number, but other sauces do hit a lot harder based on other factors.

    • @johnrubio
      @johnrubio 6 лет назад

      It doesn't have the highest scoville number. Last Dab is 2.4 Million. Here's a huge list of sauces. It's not a complete list, but shows several hotter sauces: www.scottrobertsweb.com/scoville-scale/

    • @teamcybr8375
      @teamcybr8375 6 лет назад

      John Rubio Huh. Consider me corrected.

  • @MajesticMasiakasaurus
    @MajesticMasiakasaurus 5 лет назад

    How can I like this video a thousand times? I've watched this 40 minute episode at least 3 times, and I'm still laughing out loud. Legitimately one of the funniest videos on RUclips. You guys are amazing

  • @LJTravis95
    @LJTravis95 4 года назад +2

    The sheepish way Brian says "Anthony Kiedis" gets me every time.

  • @StreetRat-ep5ck
    @StreetRat-ep5ck 4 года назад +9

    "I once ate three ghost peppers in one sitting"
    LA Beast, " hold my beer."

  • @TexasGodot
    @TexasGodot 6 лет назад +4

    27:50 I haven't laughed that hard in a while also ultimate sound bite

  • @scottmichaelharris
    @scottmichaelharris 6 лет назад +6

    I don’t know if it fixes the burn, but there is a spice that numbs the mouth, such that you can’t feel cayenne pepper. Good for a contest if you don’t mind sounding like you just left the dentist.

  • @Cursed_Curator
    @Cursed_Curator Год назад +2

    35:16 best Brian laugh in MR history

  • @DanielDemers
    @DanielDemers 3 года назад

    I have watched this episode 4 times already. I was so happy that they did their own home made pepper spray episode because I knew it would have a similar outcome.

  • @av0-cad03
    @av0-cad03 5 лет назад +5

    "You look like someone kicked an aloe-vera plant"
    That quote belongs on a shirt, or in a picture frame
    Edit: "It looks like someone liquified a parrot in that thing"
    Another beautiful quote

  • @benmcdevitt7036
    @benmcdevitt7036 4 года назад +5

    I like how ashamed of himself Brian was when he said Anthony keidis

  • @nicholasbellamy3049
    @nicholasbellamy3049 6 лет назад +3

    Brian, I love your laugh. It's hysterical!!

  • @HKoopman
    @HKoopman 4 года назад

    32:45 (nice) Brian and Jason both laugh at the cut.

  • @emarino9805
    @emarino9805 4 года назад

    I’ve seen this like 5 times and it’s just one of the best videos you guys have done