Don’t know about anyone else, but I found this documentary about a single farmer who wants to bring peace to the universe by sharing his rock collection very relatable. Surely this is a positive representation of the type of perception humans have of other alien life forms.
@@Joshua-tn6rs : Well, you know, some bigoted people have bigoted fetishes. It's not about the individuals to them; it's about the thrill of breaking the taboo. One minute, they're professing their love for you; next minute, they're shooting you in the face (or trying to at least). Sad!
Great. Now I want to see Thanos upset at the Dinkleburgs, Crocker's skills somehow put to use, and a Thor vs. Jorgen van Strangle throwdown. I blame you.
I really like the deconstruction angle I've seen other people bring up. Thanos's idea is supposed to be dumb but he has infinite power and the moral conviction that he's saving the universe because he knows better than everyone else. That's exactly how super heroes behave!
Has anybody ever thought that Thanos intends to keep on culling back half the population whenever he thinks it's again necessary, indefinitely? That is his main thing. He's been doing it on a smaller scale since always. Does he expect to ever get tired of it? Probably not. Universe's population bounces back in a century or two or whatever time it takes. Then Thanos gladly pulls another Thanos. What else has he got to do with eternity? He's supposed to be insane, and there's no reason why the character Thanos can't make mistakes (characters making bad choices are not "plot holes", it still, unfortunately, needs to be said). But this isn't a flaw in his plan. It's not a plan, it's a lifestyle.
I don't understand what that means. But yes, he has many alternatives to repeatedly culling half the living things everywhere, and maybe that's one of them. He has many alternatives to even having to do it the first time. Without compelling evidence, I presume that a person's past behavior is a predictor of their future behavior. Thanos always goes for wiping out half of everybody whether he really needs to or not. He's basically wired to convince himself every time that that is the only solution, and every time the universe starts to fill up, he'll do it again, until someone stops him. Probably Captain Marvel? Seems like that's who they've settled on, but I'm not current with the latest leaks and rumors and hints.
If captain marvel can beat thanos with the infinity gauntlet then she could have stopped him from culling planets anytime in the last decade. Thanos at this point is beyond anyone else in the MCU power wise. after thanos told tony they have a connection it seems like its going to be settled with a debate rather then a fight. Yeah thera are many other things that could have been done but i feel like thanos was just so tired that he wouldent want to have to snap again so would have put a safe guard in like whenever a species gets above a certain number then they get auto snapped again.
@@kyleellis9177, I've been saying this for months now. Just because Captain Marvel is the most powerful single hero to be introduced in the MCU doesn't mean she's even close to Thanos. That's what the first 15 minutes of Infinity War are FOR; thorough the killing of Loki and the beat-down of the Hulk, they're establishing that Thanos is brutal, skilled, and CANNOT BE OUTMATCHED BY FORCE. Especially with that Gauntlet on, No one else is in his class in terms of sheer power---not even Captain Marvel. They are going to beat him the way they defeated him in the source material----through GUILE, not through FORCE.
The theme of the film is "Are you willing to sacrifice what you love the most in order to do what you think is the right thing?". Thanos is presented with this choice, as is Quill when Gamora is captured; Gamora when Nebula is tortured; Scarlet Witch when Vision is about to get captured. And the opposite of course, which is "there's no fucking stopping you when you've lost everything you've ever loved, but you shoulda gone for the head."
Not gonna lie, I actually watched the whole ad at the end just to hear Intern Jared describe Garyx' collection of Earth artifacts and his speech at the intergalactic convention of earthaphiles.
Gotta give it to you m8, until Cinema Wins introduced me to your channel I was like how could this formula work.. but your play on words is brilliant xD keep up the nice content!
The gauntlet isn't a magical plot device that can do anything the owner wants, it can't simply make the universe 2× times bigger but "nah, that'd ruin the joke."
I think this is a really good one. The "jack and jill moves" of these so called super-heroes are another attempt to create more myths but because it's already been rolled over (the myths I mean) several hundred times; Hollywood is just putting all the characters together to see what will happen. Here we go again. Where? Who knows? Thanks Garax (spelling?)
These stories are already myths. The comics they're based on have been part of American culture for decades. It's the primary reason they're relevant enough to make movies out of since it's existence.
Ironically in the French version of Infinity War, Elon Musk actually does call Ebony Maw, Voldemort (because apparently french people don't watch Spongebob)
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Don’t know about anyone else, but I found this documentary about a single farmer who wants to bring peace to the universe by sharing his rock collection very relatable. Surely this is a positive representation of the type of perception humans have of other alien life forms.
You're everywhere bro.
Sad that they died soon after theses dreams
They’re not rocks, they’re minerals.
Damnet, Marie.
the one movie that made Peter Dinklage really big and tall, but still called him a dwarf
Maybe because he dwarves almost everyone?
@@narendramartosudarmo you, take my like. 😂
He's taking it back man. "Never hide from... bla bla.... wear it like a suit of.... bla bla bla" or whatever I forget
...yes that was the joke.
My favorite superhero is Black Man.
As an "Alien" why do you continue to use ethnocentric based stereotypes???
I was gonna say that dag nammit
i got a problem with green people
Shaft?
I paused to look in the comments for this and of course it was at the top, who the eff doesn't love black man?!?
When he said "black man" I honestly spit my coffee out lolol
Laughing out loud out loud indeed.
r0bw00d
Laugh out out out out out loud
Too bad he says Cat Man
* Ahem * 1:19
Yup
"Captain America, Black Widow, and Black Man" XD Killing me over here!!! XD
RIGHT! XD
I laugh screeched so hard. I wasn't ready
“Thanos, brother of Grimace.”
😂😂😂
Love Alien’s Guide! 👍🏽👍🏽
Didnt Starlord already call Thanos Grimace?
@@Joshua-tn6rs : It's because Starlord is prejudiced; they all look the same to him.
lol maybe...although he is attracted to aliens so maybe he isnt..
Then, McDonalds would beat Grimace's brother out of him and get all the Despacito stones.
@@Joshua-tn6rs : Well, you know, some bigoted people have bigoted fetishes. It's not about the individuals to them; it's about the thrill of breaking the taboo. One minute, they're professing their love for you; next minute, they're shooting you in the face (or trying to at least). Sad!
*_Garyx, I don't feel so good._*
Don't worry that feeling will pass.
friendship is disapearing
Well ain't you fucking funny, repeating something that everyone's heard?
r0bw00d you must be fun at parties
Yes, I have higher standards than you. Don't hate; appreciate.
>Calls Iron man Elon Musk
You are not wrong
His character actually drew inspiration from Elon Musk.
But Elon Musk is already in Iron Man 2.
@@swastiksahu1312 you mean for Opedia Stains, right?
Then Elon Musk fought Thanos to get all the Despacito stones back.
@@poweroffriendship2.0 given the way he treats his workers, he's more like Thanos than Tony.
Dr Strange has a math seizure 😂😂😂
Get this channel as many subscribers as Wisecrack for the sake of balance.
or kill off half the subscribers on Wisecrack
~Thanos
damn thanos better not see this xd
“Spidey and Elon flash freeze Voldemort...” I died
is this the first all-new episode about an actual movie?
Didn't they just do jaws and spider man 7
i think so
The channel exists to review movies...? I don't get your point.
Lucy Tycho most of their episodes were first uploaded on the Wisecrack channel
and almost the last one sadly
"Wanda and Cosmo"
Twerp!
Also, please do an episode for Wonder Woman
That shit was funny.
Great. Now I want to see Thanos upset at the Dinkleburgs, Crocker's skills somehow put to use, and a Thor vs. Jorgen van Strangle throwdown. I blame you.
I bet Timmy Turner will beat Thanos with his magic wishes.
@@poweroffriendship2.0 Are there non-magical wishes though?
@@lazarx804 - yes, they are all the ones that don't come true :-(
Garyx, those eyebrows are BANGIN
Well they could just ring the doorbell
I really like the deconstruction angle I've seen other people bring up. Thanos's idea is supposed to be dumb but he has infinite power and the moral conviction that he's saving the universe because he knows better than everyone else. That's exactly how super heroes behave!
Deus AXE machina 😆😆
Deus with Axe
I was hoping for more of an analysis of the themes, but I can't complain when those eyebrows are so fetch.
I agree
No lie he probably had to rewrite the script 80 times to make Disney sponsor approved
Has anybody ever thought that Thanos intends to keep on culling back half the population whenever he thinks it's again necessary, indefinitely? That is his main thing. He's been doing it on a smaller scale since always. Does he expect to ever get tired of it? Probably not.
Universe's population bounces back in a century or two or whatever time it takes. Then Thanos gladly pulls another Thanos. What else has he got to do with eternity?
He's supposed to be insane, and there's no reason why the character Thanos can't make mistakes (characters making bad choices are not "plot holes", it still, unfortunately, needs to be said). But this isn't a flaw in his plan. It's not a plan, it's a lifestyle.
He has no need, With the time stone his snap should have echoed forward and backwards throughought time
I don't understand what that means. But yes, he has many alternatives to repeatedly culling half the living things everywhere, and maybe that's one of them. He has many alternatives to even having to do it the first time. Without compelling evidence, I presume that a person's past behavior is a predictor of their future behavior. Thanos always goes for wiping out half of everybody whether he really needs to or not. He's basically wired to convince himself every time that that is the only solution, and every time the universe starts to fill up, he'll do it again, until someone stops him. Probably Captain Marvel? Seems like that's who they've settled on, but I'm not current with the latest leaks and rumors and hints.
If captain marvel can beat thanos with the infinity gauntlet then she could have stopped him from culling planets anytime in the last decade. Thanos at this point is beyond anyone else in the MCU power wise. after thanos told tony they have a connection it seems like its going to be settled with a debate rather then a fight.
Yeah thera are many other things that could have been done but i feel like thanos was just so tired that he wouldent want to have to snap again so would have put a safe guard in like whenever a species gets above a certain number then they get auto snapped again.
Kyle Ellis Unless the upcoming movies deviate from the comics in significant ways, like all the other movies have done, repeatedly.
@@kyleellis9177, I've been saying this for months now. Just because Captain Marvel is the most powerful single hero to be introduced in the MCU doesn't mean she's even close to Thanos. That's what the first 15 minutes of Infinity War are FOR; thorough the killing of Loki and the beat-down of the Hulk, they're establishing that Thanos is brutal, skilled, and CANNOT BE OUTMATCHED BY FORCE. Especially with that Gauntlet on, No one else is in his class in terms of sheer power---not even Captain Marvel. They are going to beat him the way they defeated him in the source material----through GUILE, not through FORCE.
This is classic aliens guide
No, it's a new one
I lost it at "Captain America, Black Widow, and Black Man"
they are not rocks, they are minerals 😡
They are not only minerals, they are Despacito.
Minrockles
those are the crystal gems and steven
I understood that reference
Damn it Marie!
black widow and black man haha
That was gold.
Ah! I love Aliens guide. Please bring back!!!
S this period in Wisecrack's history. Just popped back on my feed and brought fuzzy feelings.
This is one of my favorite episodes... the references are spot on 😄😄😄
The theme of the film is "Are you willing to sacrifice what you love the most in order to do what you think is the right thing?". Thanos is presented with this choice, as is Quill when Gamora is captured; Gamora when Nebula is tortured; Scarlet Witch when Vision is about to get captured. And the opposite of course, which is "there's no fucking stopping you when you've lost everything you've ever loved, but you shoulda gone for the head."
Voldimort? You mean Squidward.
Squidward? You mean my uncle... WAIT NO
Just call him squidimort
Screen Rant sent me your way, and I think I'm hooked!
Long live Cat Man!
Not gonna lie, I actually watched the whole ad at the end just to hear Intern Jared describe Garyx' collection of Earth artifacts and his speech at the intergalactic convention of earthaphiles.
Wanda and Cosmo!!!
I love you, Mr. Wormuloid!!
"He's gotta pawn his daughter for some rock" OMG I'm dying because yeah pretty much exactly.
I've been looking forward to this.
Honestly I kinda like the name Garyx
"The Galaxy Friends assault Thor in a hit and run" why was that so damn funny
Stellar episode my alien friend. Keep the artifacts coming
I lost it at girl-shrek and axe-machina 😂
I lost it on Elon Musk and Black Man.
"Technically I'm not allowed to have friends" - Jared. Poor Jared.
Holy crap a new one and not just another repost
"Pawns his adoptive daughter for some rock" makes that scene sound even more depressing. Damn...
I'm proud! You didn't break cannon this time! Good on ya
Thanks for the information garyx
This is nifty, glad these have a place to grow on their own now
If I just had this channel and Cinema Wins to watch until the end of time, I’d be beyond satisfied!
"Be kind, rewind" - That is my new favorite saying now.
It's a phrase that was popular when blockbuster was a thing lol
That was a slogan to get people to rewind their rented VHS Tapes back to the beginning.
MY BODY IS READY
Great timing! Just watched it today!
This is the funniest one yet
Most accurate Alien's Guide ever.
Why didn't they cast Dwayne Johnson as Thanos?
We could've had the *Thanos Brow*
We also could have had sub-par acting and Thanos telling Knock Knock Jokes.
This is a dope idea.
-You killed half the population!
-You're welcome.
@@tobybartels8426 I can't even unhear that fools voice anymore.
@@user-jv7gr1jb3r : What can I say?
05:58 "Priceless", only in the original package!
The explanation part of the video was great
I love this channel so much. Well done ladies and gentlemen well done😍😍
Birkenstocks, also those steel framed glasses that are square with that bridging in the middle
Loving that reference to the lootcrate infinity gantlet oven Mitt disaster
Ba da bum bum bum... LOL You're on fire!! Entertaining and funny as always!!
Just found this Channel and well done, this is entertainment. Subbed and rang the bell.
Yeah... I kinda' missed when Earthling Cinema made videos about older and more classic films.
This is too funny, wish I could thumbs up more than once. 😂
That Wanda and Cosmo joke really had me going! I'm going to have to try to keep myself from calling him that from now on. Thx
Somehow the brows got thicker, bushier, and EVEN more LUSCIOUS.
Like button clicked after 2:53
Spot-on!
Gotta give it to you m8, until Cinema Wins introduced me to your channel I was like how could this formula work.. but your play on words is brilliant xD keep up the nice content!
Thank you very much for picking my comment.
The future looks so bright I have to wear shades 😎 Thanks ALiEN'S GUiDE
I love that the artifact isn't damaged
Screen rant sent me well you are really good
The Godfather part 2.
The gauntlet isn't a magical plot device that can do anything the owner wants, it can't simply make the universe 2× times bigger but "nah, that'd ruin the joke."
I'm surprised they decided to remove the stone from Cosmo's head in Africa, when trepanning was far more common in the Americas
1:19 was the best part 😂😂
"Sunburned man tells him, he needs to pawn his daughter for some rock."
Thanos: #1 argument for why you shouldn't quit Philosophy 101 halfway through
Now Garex just has to do a video on "Endgame".
That queen mashup at the beginning nearly killed me
god i miss these!
This is here quicker than I thought it would be
Why is Fiona?
The Galaxy Friends. Sounds like a Saturday morning cartoon about GOTG 😂
I think this is a really good one. The "jack and jill moves" of these so called super-heroes are another attempt to create more myths but because it's already been rolled over (the myths I mean) several hundred times; Hollywood is just putting all the characters together to see what will happen. Here we go again. Where? Who knows? Thanks Garax (spelling?)
These stories are already myths. The comics they're based on have been part of American culture for decades. It's the primary reason they're relevant enough to make movies out of since it's existence.
This Guy is my favorite superhero
Man. I miss this series.
Captain America, Black Widow and Black Man - I spit out my Snapple 🤣🤣
Great job!
They’re not rocks! They’re minerals.
Ironically in the French version of Infinity War, Elon Musk actually does call Ebony Maw, Voldemort (because apparently french people don't watch Spongebob)
Elon musk actually exists in the marvel universe, he appears in iron man 2
Why is Garyx not in Wisecrack anymore? I'm not updated
What hair pomade you use Garyx? Fisk? Mad Thanos ? Daring Cross Coiffe? Obediah Do? Mandarin
Squid ward: No man has had 2 infinity stones
Loki: ... sure
"That queen diddy" joke got a literal slow clap out of me. Great joke
Garyx is my Spirit Alien!
3:40 he shrugged his shoulders and said "like genocide"
😂💀😂💀
For the record, I love my Oculus.
Are you guys working on an Endgame episode? :D
5:10 Well, a tunic and boot combo is still infinitely better than a sock and birkenstock combo. xD
Jesus, man. You can't fire off so many hilarious jokes back to back like that. We need time to breathe!
You're my boy Garyx.
This is trippy to listen to.
It's funny how Elon Musk made a cameo in Iron Man 2
I was also surprised when lady Shreck came in to the story