They were both smack talking like they were being made to wait outside of the principal's office because they were caught fighting in the school yard. ^_^
@@chrism3784WOAH, you watch your tongue boy! Have you ever seen peak brilliance like the moustache hierarchy? Nah, I actually love Ryan George though, dude’s hilarious. I’m a huge fan.
First Dem to vote in this election got up pretty early in the morning, went to the ballot, threw his vote in and then went back to the local cemetery eight blocks away.
I think it's more of a joke about the 2020 election, since some people back then were talking about votes being submitting under the IDs of people who had already died
More likely he'll pardon himself on his way out (hopefully) in 2029. He can't be prosecuted while in office anyways. Pardoning himself at the end will cover all federal crimes he's already committed as well as all the crimes he's going to commit while in office.
@@grimsgraveyard3598 No he can not at all, he can only pardon crimes tried in federal court. These were state charges, he has absolutely 0 authority to pardon them and no they were not dropped, sentencing for what he was already convicted of has just been pushed back
@@jml5100 Certain people have been trying to push the opposite for quite a while. Citing examples like that Ave Maria thing while conveniently leaving out the part were he had paused the rally to give paramedics the ability to stabilize and extract a couple of people experiencing medical emergencies. It's just props sa gander machine 101 to mask your own dirt by accusing the opponent of being dirty.
crazy how certain people will go and call a riot in the capitol an 'insurrection', a 'rebellion', and so on, but then proceed act as though they have amnesia and the 2020 'summer of love' filled with violent protests, riots, arson, and overall vitriol, explicitly from the democrats, just never happened. as though, you know, supporting people creating an autonomous zone in your own country, which doesn't follow the constitution, isn't unconstitutional too...
Not really. Biden says all of the crimes that Trump committed. Trump insults him. I mean, it’s accurate and I love it, but it definitely wasn’t both sided
Fun fact: Actual meeting was tame and polite, Biden seemed ridiculously happy, and President Trump doesn't need to pardon himself since charges are being dropped left and right.
Yup. which is funny since for the last 4 years the media and Biden has been saying Trump will end democracy and he is a fascist but when the vote was done, they are super friendly and willing to help Trump take over despite being a "fascist".
@@thire7432 It could also prove the theories that Biden secretly despises Harris, low-key tried to sabotage her by reminding dissatisfied voters that she was his VP, and is happy with Trump for beating her. And all because the DNC threw a coup against their incumbent presidental candidate, Joe, who really wanted to run again.
@@SophiaAphrodite I don’t like Bernie cause he’s a socialist but he wasn’t a misogynist. I hope we can come to a time where people can run debating their actual beliefs and not by slandering the opposition
The absolute best thing about comedy like this is you can't tell if the comedian is pro Biden or pro Trump, his goal is simply to make jokes while bullets fly everywhere. Love it.
@@Chrissy717 people need to realize that Trump is an outlier. Treating him "equally" is not fair. And note that this sentence can be taken both ways (but I strongly suggest one of them).
I did not say Biden broke any laws. I just thought it was funny. If you follow and understand Zach’s humor it is entirely possible that this could be a premise for a bit.
@@SophiaAphrodite if you honestly believe there is a single politician in this world who has not committed so many heinous crimes that a 300 episode special on netflix wouldn't be enough to cover even just one random dude among them, then you're crazy. politics is all about who can commit the most damning crimes without getting caught.
As a Californian I can confirm you do NOT have to give them your address. They ask your name you give said name they ask if this address matches you say Yes. You get the paper....thats....it.... I am aware that method is not what the .gov of our state says they are suppose to do but welcome to California the law applies when people feel like it.
Obama got less votes than his 2nd campaign compared to the first so it's not unheard of and Kamala did worse than most downballot democrats in raw votes
The "I'm going to change how long a year is, and it will only apply to me because I can" is giving Trump writing on the one weather map with a sharpie to make what he said about that storm not be a lie. lol
How it really went: Staffer - "Presidents Biden and Trump, please wait in your seats, and I will be back with the press!" Everyone else leaves the room. Biden [looking around cautiously, produces red Trump hat from behind him] Trump [pulls out black marker from his pocket] Biden [hands hat to Trump] Trump [signs hat and hands back to Biden] Both [hide their respective items] Staffer returns - "I have the press ready for you both!" Biden - "Send them in!"
"I'm going create presidential skit so goddamn fast. I already got this shit written out" is the line you meant to say :D You know this what they were doing when the cameras weren't looking. I love how your mind works.
@@shrankai7285I had one course in college that started with an assessment exam and if you scored high enough, you didn't need to attend the actual lectures. Only had to hand in a 20 page essay at the end of the semester, one essay determining 100% of your grade. Aced that shit
Looking at the big @$$ smile on his face during the meeting I'm pretty sure him and his wife voted for P-NUT & Fred And sadly it's actually pretty easy to "fortify" an election these days.... pretty sure they held off this time for the long game.... waiting to see what happens in 2026...... bet those 20mil come back
This is like Brennan Huff and Dale Doback whisper fighting in their twin beds when they're supposed to be sleeping. These two will be besties doing karate in the White House garage in like two weeks.
I could totally see it end with Biden going "I can't take this anymore. Thank Supreme Court for that immunity thing. Hello? Special forces? As an OFFICIAL ACT I'm ordering you to..."
Its wild that they were talking over a cozy fire yuckin it up, like buddies. They looked like they just needed a mug and they coukd have fallen asleep like the old men they are
It doesn't matter how old you are. Get a cozy blanket, a roaring fire, and a mug of cocoa... You'll fall right asleep regardless of if you are 8 or 80.
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Unfiltered footage of the presidential debate
False. Biden was coherent and Trump was pretty honest.
nah biden was brain dead, he can't formulate such complex phrase in a stressful situation
Incoherent*
@@BananaWasTaken lying all the time*
@@BananaWasTakenNuh Uh
They were both smack talking like they were being made to wait outside of the principal's office because they were caught fighting in the school yard. ^_^
Ah I miss school 😂
They pretty much were but the principals his dad.
*making out, not fighting
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Zach's costume department once again showing consistent excellence
Peak perfection
@@terrnoisrp8894 really creative aswell
I knew who was who! Not just by their shirt sized name tag!!!
yeah, puts Ryan George to shame
@@chrism3784WOAH, you watch your tongue boy! Have you ever seen peak brilliance like the moustache hierarchy?
Nah, I actually love Ryan George though, dude’s hilarious. I’m a huge fan.
Considering how old both of them are, I gotta say, they managed to make some pretty funny roasts XD
Yes, too bad we can't have someone as smart as Zach for President.
@@patricialee76who said we can’t?
@@GGGyes4764 apparently the people of America
@@bardia-mn4vz rig the votes
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I love how he states "10 million democrats DIED and THEN FORGOT to vote" for him... stating them dying is not enough for them to not vote :D
Worst part of dying is voting democrat afterwards.
First Dem to vote in this election got up pretty early in the morning, went to the ballot, threw his vote in and then went back to the local cemetery eight blocks away.
@@fourikaunix5407 trueee trueeee :D
It IS sus that in the last 4 elections, Dems got nearly the same vote totals in all but 2020, whereas Trump got more votes each time he ran..
I think it's more of a joke about the 2020 election, since some people back then were talking about votes being submitting under the IDs of people who had already died
Funny thing is that 26 would then be underage for president as you must be atleast 35 to run for president
He can change that too. He's god!
Even funnier if he replies "I'll just change the law cause I'm God"
"Oh wait I didn't change the age restriction before I changed my age, crap"
He would be already president. No need to run.
If a year is 3 years then to be considered 35 you would need to be 105.
@@frankschaefer8890 If a year is 3 years, then that means Trump just gave himself a 12 year term in office.
"I am God"
"I swear to God I am gonna do it"
Did he just swear to himself?
He would
Yes
I'm 65 days he will have swear to himself
The only person Trump trusts is himself, but even speaking to himself, he still can't be honest.
@@battuk2017 And commit perjury (again) about that "upholding the constitution" thing.
The constant "I'm God," has me rolling. 🤣
No we are GOD
“How are those Epstein parties?”
“SO god damn fun” 😂😂
Creepy horrible stuff aside, I bet those rich bastards know how to have fun.
@@Arkancide Most really don't
@@captainobvious8037I’m actually gonna have to disagree.
I don’t know any billionaire’s so i can’t speak for them, but millionaires 100% party hard af
@@captainobvious8037
I mean, if I _retained_ my ability to authentically party after becoming a billionaire, I'd consider it a failure! 😅
My favorite part of partying was knowing I spent a months rent on coke just to feel like god for a night.
😂
The first day pardon becoming historical fact soon will make this video educational.
He doesn’t have to pardon since the judge isn’t sentencing him lol
More likely he'll pardon himself on his way out (hopefully) in 2029. He can't be prosecuted while in office anyways. Pardoning himself at the end will cover all federal crimes he's already committed as well as all the crimes he's going to commit while in office.
@@angrydoge4038 its also not a crime he can pardon himself for....
@@vitsadelholetechnically he could pardon himself but he doesn't need to. They've dropped the charges and turned around and kissed his ass.
@@grimsgraveyard3598 No he can not at all, he can only pardon crimes tried in federal court. These were state charges, he has absolutely 0 authority to pardon them and no they were not dropped, sentencing for what he was already convicted of has just been pushed back
This reminds me of my family arguing the second someone mentions politics at Thanksgiving dinner.
0:08 😂😂😂
@@chrisjackson1889 🤣🤣🤣
1:27 "Not according to this pardon in my pocket" sounded so hard. 😆
not according to this PARDON 💦 in my POCKET 💦 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
Now we need God’s reaction to trump’s “I’m god!” LMAOOO
FUCKING THIS!!!!
Omg yes we need this
"Why's everyone saying he's the chosen one? I didn't airbend the bullet, I am literally not allowed to interfere with free will"
Yes!
Just waiting for the moment they both forget why they’re even there.
That would just be biden. Trump is mentally way more sharp. Did you see the debate??
@@jml5100 Certain people have been trying to push the opposite for quite a while. Citing examples like that Ave Maria thing while conveniently leaving out the part were he had paused the rally to give paramedics the ability to stabilize and extract a couple of people experiencing medical emergencies.
It's just props sa gander machine 101 to mask your own dirt by accusing the opponent of being dirty.
@@jml5100 slightly less dementia isn't really a good thing....
@@jml5100 tf you mean? Trump is barley comprehensible to begin with
@@cooldude-qz1gf someone didnt watch the 3h rogan podcast...
Trump accidentally disqualifying himself by dropping his age to below 35 🤣
Like how he deliberately disqualified himself by trying to overthrow the government after swearing an Oath to uphold the Constitution.
And countless other travesties
@@Vohlfiedfor the love of, he told everyone to be peaceful, stop spreading misinformation that yall always complain about.
@@Vohlfiednope since what he did doesn't disqualify him from being president
crazy how certain people will go and call a riot in the capitol an 'insurrection', a 'rebellion', and so on, but then proceed act as though they have amnesia and the 2020 'summer of love' filled with violent protests, riots, arson, and overall vitriol, explicitly from the democrats, just never happened. as though, you know, supporting people creating an autonomous zone in your own country, which doesn't follow the constitution, isn't unconstitutional too...
I was expecting them to say. Trump: you voted for me
Biden: i voted for you
Can't wait to hear these insults while they play Minecraft together.
And a kid bans them both because he wants to play in peace.
OR
Roasts them both like they did back in the CoD lobbies.
Goated reference 😂
“What did 10 million democrats just die from embarrassment.” 🤣
I like how zach pokes fun at both sides
Well its the only way to make a fair video.
Not really. Biden says all of the crimes that Trump committed. Trump insults him. I mean, it’s accurate and I love it, but it definitely wasn’t both sided
No, that one was pretty one sided and unfair
@@jml5100 The fact that I don't know which side you are talking about just shows how not one sided this video actually is
Biden staring dumbfoundely at Txxxx as he suddenly makes sense 😂
Zach is still both willing and able to make highly realistic skits.
Fun fact: Actual meeting was tame and polite, Biden seemed ridiculously happy, and President Trump doesn't need to pardon himself since charges are being dropped left and right.
Yup. which is funny since for the last 4 years the media and Biden has been saying Trump will end democracy and he is a fascist but when the vote was done, they are super friendly and willing to help Trump take over despite being a "fascist".
Biden probably voted for Trump
And that’s what proves the prosecution was all fake. 🌎👩🚀🔫👩🚀
@@thire7432 It could also prove the theories that Biden secretly despises Harris, low-key tried to sabotage her by reminding dissatisfied voters that she was his VP, and is happy with Trump for beating her. And all because the DNC threw a coup against their incumbent presidental candidate, Joe, who really wanted to run again.
@@thire7432no get evidence
GODDAMN the pregnant woman and taxes joke was good
first inaccurate video, they were bonding over their rekindled love for eachother and their hate for Kamala
I still find it hilarious how much better Biden looked after Trump won
He quites coka the second the Dems find him useless.
@@megarotom1590yeah, like he just outlasted the plague! 😂😂😂
No that was Bernie bros and their hate of women in general.
@@SophiaAphrodite I don’t like Bernie cause he’s a socialist but he wasn’t a misogynist. I hope we can come to a time where people can run debating their actual beliefs and not by slandering the opposition
4:30 this is not believable. Biden was way too articulate and trump was way too nice. And none ramblaly
Trump is nice to Biden.. Go look at their white house meeting.. The other two parts are correct.
Was cackling until I realized I live in this country…sobered me up real fast
Great video as always, greetings from Brazil!
Onde tem um BR tem dois
Onde tem dois, tem três.
Ah tem mais com ctz.
Um é pouco, dois é bom, três é demais, quatro é um quarteto, e cinco? O início da revolução Brasileira.
Thanks again for making my goddamm day!!
Of course! and thanks to you :)
The "whisper yelling" for five minutes must have been rough on the voice.
Get this big dog in 65 days. You're going to jail. I'm dying LOL
The absolute best thing about comedy like this is you can't tell if the comedian is pro Biden or pro Trump, his goal is simply to make jokes while bullets fly everywhere. Love it.
“Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.”
I'm not so sure about that one...
@@Chrissy717Yes, it is exactly what happened, both sides were fair according to how much problems they have
It's rather obvious. It's about the people known as trump and biden,, not about the groups known as democrats and republicans.
@@Chrissy717 people need to realize that Trump is an outlier. Treating him "equally" is not fair. And note that this sentence can be taken both ways (but I strongly suggest one of them).
I didn't burst out laughing like I do on other videos you make, but I smiled throughout the entirety of this one.
Goddamn, business will be booming on this channel for the next four years.
assuming free speech and non alt-right youtube exists by the end of that
This conversation takes me back to elementary school in the 90s where we had recess and you couldn't back down if someone challenged you.
RUclips fact checked this, that means it’s cannon
i like how at the start biden says 'we'll start in 5 minutes' to the interviewer and then the video was 5 minutes long too
Ski idea: if calling 911 was like tech support
hell yes
You should do more videos like this. It could be other well-known people, but your commentary is hilarious
Nah this can’t be real. They’re both too coherent lol
They both hate Kamala more
"How are you a person?"
Been wondering the same thing😂
I thought the title said “meet in prison” at first glance. How cool would that be?
Only one of them broke any laws.
@@SophiaAphrodite Debatable considering they are both old ah politicians.
I did not say Biden broke any laws. I just thought it was funny. If you follow and understand Zach’s humor it is entirely possible that this could be a premise for a bit.
@@SophiaAphrodite if you honestly believe there is a single politician in this world who has not committed so many heinous crimes that a 300 episode special on netflix wouldn't be enough to cover even just one random dude among them, then you're crazy. politics is all about who can commit the most damning crimes without getting caught.
@@domszit.5143biden didn't break any laws, nor was he ever charged with any.
Biden probably watched this and then pardoned his son 😂
That was amazing. Pure art.
That's definitely what an argument sounds like in a library 🙄
“Your felon charges and bmi are the same number” that’s hilariously accurate 0:43
As a Californian I can confirm you do NOT have to give them your address. They ask your name you give said name they ask if this address matches you say Yes. You get the paper....thats....it.... I am aware that method is not what the .gov of our state says they are suppose to do but welcome to California the law applies when people feel like it.
3:38 Oh, thank God you brought that up. That was sketchy as fuck, lol.
Obama got less votes than his 2nd campaign compared to the first so it's not unheard of and Kamala did worse than most downballot democrats in raw votes
Most fair and balanced commentary this year.
"How are you a person?!" real lmao
Was legit expecting them to bond at the end over their shared hatred for Kamala
The video should be 10 seconds longer. Someone says "All right, five minutes over, we're starting". Then they shake hands while both smiling.
The fact it was actually a 5 minute banter lmao
The "I'm going to change how long a year is, and it will only apply to me because I can" is giving Trump writing on the one weather map with a sharpie to make what he said about that storm not be a lie. lol
Jose Biden is crazyyyy 😭🙏
How it really went:
Staffer - "Presidents Biden and Trump, please wait in your seats, and I will be back with the press!"
Everyone else leaves the room.
Biden [looking around cautiously, produces red Trump hat from behind him]
Trump [pulls out black marker from his pocket]
Biden [hands hat to Trump]
Trump [signs hat and hands back to Biden]
Both [hide their respective items]
Staffer returns - "I have the press ready for you both!"
Biden - "Send them in!"
Nice! I enjoyed this!
Genuinely thought this was gonna be how they both actually were allies in secret
"I'm going create presidential skit so goddamn fast. I already got this shit written out" is the line you meant to say :D You know this what they were doing when the cameras weren't looking. I love how your mind works.
I need a part 2, pretty please 😂😂😂
I could work on my essay that’s due tomorrow and worth 70% of my grade or watch Zach…. Zach wins.
Why is a single essay worth 70% of a grade? Does your teacher hate you?
@@shrankai7285I had one course in college that started with an assessment exam and if you scored high enough, you didn't need to attend the actual lectures. Only had to hand in a 20 page essay at the end of the semester, one essay determining 100% of your grade. Aced that shit
lmfao at felony charges and BMI number
Man you had me cracked up
Trump claiming to be God, is honestly believable.
*Jesus wept.*
I mean, he already claimed to be chosen by God, so it's only a few steps away
@@Mici and said that he dosent need forgiveness for his sins,yeah i could start pulling from bible but trump is son of satan
@@Miciwhen?
@@EjayT06 His victory speech
Josè Biden😂😂
Hola amigos! President Josè Biden here!
Ah, yes, the Snyder Cut.
I wish presedential debates looked like this...
Did you know your felon charges and BMI are the same number.
You sir are roasted.
HAHAHAHAHA this banter was next level
Over 13 million voters just.... Didn't vote. Seems legit.
I haven’t laughed this hard for a long time, thank you very much Zach
I like how the actual thing ended up being one of the only times the two have gotten along well
Why does this sound so accurate to what they want to say
1:29 Q: What do taxes and a pregnant woman have in common?
A: You've cheated on both! With a porn star! In both cases! How are you a person!?
Them before playing Minecraft together 😭
One of them be talking about the future, the other asking where they left their keys.
That was funny! But... where DID those 8 million voters go?
Looking at the big @$$ smile on his face during the meeting I'm pretty sure him and his wife voted for P-NUT & Fred
And sadly it's actually pretty easy to "fortify" an election these days.... pretty sure they held off this time for the long game.... waiting to see what happens in 2026...... bet those 20mil come back
This is like Brennan Huff and Dale Doback whisper fighting in their twin beds when they're supposed to be sleeping. These two will be besties doing karate in the White House garage in like two weeks.
" Uh Mr. President? You're mic's been on. "
" how long?"
" Sense you got here, sir. "
* Donald Trumpet and Coffee Biden turn to each other * " Fuck. "
I like how even though they’re rude, they still answer each other’s questions and psyche eval
Good video zach
you can hear when his voice got tired of yell whispering
It was more like “Hey Joe, thanks for voting for me”
“I got your back Donald, screw that DEI hire”
omg he did it. trump crossed the line here, he implied that god makes the rules?!
"I'm God" 😭😭😭why is this so accurate
I could totally see it end with Biden going "I can't take this anymore. Thank Supreme Court for that immunity thing. Hello? Special forces? As an OFFICIAL ACT I'm ordering you to..."
This was great 😂
I expected them to bond over how they both hate Kamalla, I think it would be funnier, but that was also very good)
And it was exactly 5 mins long 👏
I was waiting for them to become bros with Biden saying he voted for Trump
Is this live from the White House?
as a person who isn't american i must admit this make feel like learning to learn how to let out the iconic bald eagle scream
Not a single mention of them playing Minecraft with Obama and Bush? I'm disappointed.
If the press wasn’t there they would 100% be making out rn
This was 2 weeks ago before Biden decided to pardon his son for 11 years. Love to hear the second version of this, after that info broke. XD
Now that Hunter Biden bit has to be “community noted”
Oh thank God, I was wondering where the uncensored version of their talk was, lmao
If either of them could string together a halfway understandable sentence, that is.
trump can
Its wild that they were talking over a cozy fire yuckin it up, like buddies. They looked like they just needed a mug and they coukd have fallen asleep like the old men they are
It doesn't matter how old you are.
Get a cozy blanket, a roaring fire, and a mug of cocoa... You'll fall right asleep regardless of if you are 8 or 80.
Okay, stunningly awesome. Thank you.