RIMWORLD The War Crime Simulator - Perfectly Balanced Organ Harvesting Colony Game!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024

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  • @thespiffingbrit
    @thespiffingbrit  2 года назад +1576

    *Watching this video registers your consent for Amazon's organ harvesting services*

    • @MrKlotzi123
      @MrKlotzi123 2 года назад +18

      Great!

    • @TDurden527
      @TDurden527 2 года назад +44

      Wait, is this included in my Amazon Prime?

    • @bumpyartho3601
      @bumpyartho3601 2 года назад +25

      Guess I should have read the terms of service…

    • @meekotheotter2801
      @meekotheotter2801 2 года назад +6

      well that saves me some time

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster 2 года назад +12

      So can you open a brothel in this game.... ? asking for a friend.

  • @vonwux
    @vonwux 2 года назад +2701

    I'm pretty sure parties with organ harvesting at the end are classed as 'unforgettable'

    • @xxturbanboyxxful
      @xxturbanboyxxful 2 года назад +97

      Depends on the sedative used, I imagine

    • @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877
      @bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 2 года назад

      Well getting hit with a particularly heavy bat can fix that

    • @fire-ballmc9741
      @fire-ballmc9741 2 года назад +57

      Trust me. After the first 20 parties every party that doesn't end in an organ harvest is unforgettable.

    • @fractalicflow
      @fractalicflow 2 года назад +1

      @@xxturbanboyxxful came here to reply exactly that

    • @drewpickle8916
      @drewpickle8916 2 года назад +3

      I think they're called congressional meetings

  • @seank2251
    @seank2251 2 года назад +575

    real life: *actual horrifying war crimes are happening right now*
    australia: "oh thank god we have stopped people from harvesting virtual pixel organs"

    • @sashavandenberg5003
      @sashavandenberg5003 2 года назад +35

      Yeah our federal government has clearly never heard of VPNs

    • @sashavandenberg5003
      @sashavandenberg5003 2 года назад +6

      Also not actually true

    • @turtlemine4613
      @turtlemine4613 2 года назад

      @@sashavandenberg5003 Not true that war crimes are happening or not true that Australia stopped people from harvesting virtual pixel organs?

    • @sashavandenberg5003
      @sashavandenberg5003 2 года назад +3

      @@turtlemine4613 not true that rimworld is banned in Australia. I'd say give me some credit but this is the internet and you never know

    • @mhm5020
      @mhm5020 2 года назад +33

      @@sashavandenberg5003 Australian here, just checked and Rimworld is no longer on steam (at least for me). I never had the game but funnily enough, you can still buy DLC for it.

  • @OmniPieTV
    @OmniPieTV 2 года назад +1710

    Such trivial things such as laws and morality can't stop The Spiffing Brit from what he does best, violating every human right for profit.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +2

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @ASBO_LUTELY
      @ASBO_LUTELY 2 года назад +3

      are you sponsored by EE?

    • @xloppyschannel4881
      @xloppyschannel4881 2 года назад +2

      Those things can't even stop me.

    • @kittinallen4738
      @kittinallen4738 2 года назад

      He really captures the American spirit. I think he was about to be imported through dubious and $.*::.!\×€.!/!€× (retracted for state security) until they heard about the "tea thing" and then he was deemed unsuitable for the extraction and rehoming program. Errrr....it was decided that the reallocation of surplus inventory from his little island was unsuitable for the caffinated coffee crowd he would have been required to assimilate to.

    • @JohnDoe-dr9ff
      @JohnDoe-dr9ff 2 года назад +6

      He provided parties as compensation. Fair trade, right?

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale1 2 года назад +91

    A party where everyone is suspiciously, alarmingly happy and someone loses their kidneys by the end. Yes, it was unforgettable. I don't know _how_ to forget what I saw!
    11/10 please don't harvest me, Jeff!

  • @MrSamuelStreamer
    @MrSamuelStreamer 2 года назад +1115

    Though I do prefer my Yorkshire tea sans heart, the suffering is a great addition to an otherwise ethically sourced drink, which I was recently informed about by their legal department

    • @mannypena8518
      @mannypena8518 2 года назад +7

      Omg

    • @crescentmoon169
      @crescentmoon169 2 года назад +1

      This is great

    • @nigghcko8479
      @nigghcko8479 2 года назад +6

      well tbh it is only a bit less ethical than good old cohco yo but still i would try both as a refreshing dish perhaps even some choco wake in the mix but honestly 7 silver is enough to pay for it
      i mean this place i am staying at only has like 6 million silver in debt so they really dont need the money

    • @MicahSps
      @MicahSps 2 года назад +2

      But devouring the heart grants you their strength!

    • @tommyjackson1482
      @tommyjackson1482 2 года назад

      @@nigghcko8479 it was 7.8 but creampie new ceo of the company after mr cringe was kidnapped kidnapped Susan Wojcicki
      leader of the mafia so the debt was gone

  • @JohnyFins
    @JohnyFins 2 года назад +24

    Never ending fun parties, at the cost of organs, and everyone is ok with it.
    This sounds like a Black Mirror episode 😂

  • @spike35540
    @spike35540 2 года назад +1219

    It takes guts to be an organ donor.

  • @JustCallMe3d
    @JustCallMe3d 2 года назад +46

    Disneyland enthusiast: WHAT THE HELL JEFF! YOU TOOK MY ORGAN!!
    Jeff: Yeah, but that party was sick tho
    Disneyland enthusiast: Yeeah, we should have another one
    Jeff: Hell yeah

  • @StrokeMahEgo
    @StrokeMahEgo 2 года назад +1787

    The fact that spiff's rimworld plays *always* devolve into organ harvesting and warcrimes is almost exclusively why it's now banned in Australia.

    • @hangye741
      @hangye741 2 года назад +18

      wait what?!!! XD

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear ame

    • @jacob6885
      @jacob6885 2 года назад +151

      I don't know what you're talking about. If a Brit does it, it doesn't count as a warcrime. Just check the history books.

    • @WakefulAcorn
      @WakefulAcorn 2 года назад +75

      It's just the drugs....ratings for Australian games always bans games for "positive" drug use depictions

    • @voin5371
      @voin5371 2 года назад +11

      @@WakefulAcorn Like GTA?

  • @GTexperience_Channel
    @GTexperience_Channel 2 года назад +3

    BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: A four member panel of the Australian Classification Review Board have today unanimously voted to rate RIMWORLD R18+ (High impact themes & drug use). Consequently, the ban has been overturned!

  • @rjmeteor3720
    @rjmeteor3720 2 года назад +842

    As an Amazon employee, Amazon would 100% never harvest my kidneys 🙂

    • @LordZues101
      @LordZues101 2 года назад +19

      F

    • @SaintLiam3000
      @SaintLiam3000 2 года назад +1

      Well they can't harvest organs that have already been harvested.

    • @zhitchcresttail3387
      @zhitchcresttail3387 2 года назад +24

      Just make sure you don't get caught saying that on the employee chat app or whatever that thing is.

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 2 года назад +9

      Yeah, good employees are worth more than organs right now.

    • @muixc
      @muixc 2 года назад +34

      Blink twice if they stole your kidney.

  • @aggressivecowplanthammafia9144
    @aggressivecowplanthammafia9144 2 года назад +16

    If Spiff keeps pulling stunts like this, I'm pretty sure that this is going to be banned in more places than Australia.

  • @dac554
    @dac554 2 года назад +483

    12:50 I love Disney Land and I love Jeff Bezos
    They 100% wouldn’t take my kidneys

    • @TheLoxxxton
      @TheLoxxxton 2 года назад +21

      I also love Disney land and I also love Jeff Bezos. They 100% wouldn't take my kidneys

    • @Tuulos
      @Tuulos 2 года назад +19

      I, too, love Disney land and I also love Jeff Bezos. They 100% wouldn't take my kidneys.

    • @justsomebeer
      @justsomebeer 2 года назад +4

      Same Bro

    • @alexakroyd471
      @alexakroyd471 2 года назад +8

      Who would have guessed that I love Disney Land and I also love Jeff Bezos as well. They 100% wouldn't take my kidneys

    • @alexanderthebold
      @alexanderthebold 2 года назад

      I love Donsey Land and Jebberson Dezos. (H)ave (E)ither (L)oads of (P)ain killers or have (M)ore (E)thonal to get your kidneys 100% not taken.

  • @James-vc2xs
    @James-vc2xs 2 года назад +54

    This video needs to be used as part of a PhD thesis on why cults are so intoxicating.

  • @Ragetiger1
    @Ragetiger1 2 года назад +645

    *scratches lower back, feeling the stitches* When did I get surgery? Last thing I remember was enjoying an unforgettable party while savoring some "organic" tea. Oh look, I'm getting a promotion, best day ever.

    • @adame.9469
      @adame.9469 2 года назад +30

      Dude actually got promoted to "future heart dispenser"

  • @drradon
    @drradon Год назад +7

    This type of Organisation usually ends up as a multiparty HBO documentary.

  • @Templarkommando
    @Templarkommando 2 года назад +30

    "The people that once bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concern themselves no more, and long eagerly for just two things: bread and circuses."
    Not a cautionary quote, Spiff's motto.

  • @RoboterBoboter
    @RoboterBoboter 2 года назад +473

    The most unrealistic part about this is that amazon employees actually get "parties" and "fun".

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 2 года назад +24

      True, I haven't seen any parties yet - we're all too busy and sleep deprived for that - but there is "fun". Easter egg hunts (in the warehouse, during work hours), Connect-Four tournaments after work (there's a giant set in the breakroom), but so far my favorite event was when the corn dog truck was hired to give us free lunch. This was one of the GOOD corn dog trucks too, with home made batter and foot long corndogs.
      The whole world domination thing aside, Amazon and the people that become supervisors are surprisingly good.

    • @plssubscribe-i4s
      @plssubscribe-i4s 2 года назад +3

      @@r3dp9 good to know

    • @emmao6578
      @emmao6578 2 года назад

      @@r3dp9 I don't know, that sounds suspiciously like the kind of thing someone from an organ harvesting cult would say to lure people in. And what's really in those foot long corn dogs that make them taste so good, hmmmm! I'm on to you and your nefarious plans 🧐

    • @jacobbrennan442
      @jacobbrennan442 2 года назад +15

      The fact that they will steal your kidneys if you ask for a bathroom break is 100% accurate though.

    • @cracked4707
      @cracked4707 2 года назад

      True they just harvest organs without party so disappointing.

  • @joshm7335
    @joshm7335 2 года назад +7

    When Spiff said Rimworld was now banned in my Country, I had to check. Yes, it's unavailable but you can still buy the DLCs for the game you can't play... I swear, censorship in Australia is bizarre sometimes. Selling R18+ games to minors is fine but this game is just too scary for the adult population...apparently. Who's grandmother decided that...?

    • @javik1929
      @javik1929 2 года назад +1

      meanwhile in germany all games with sexual content are banned

  • @benjaminengslev4261
    @benjaminengslev4261 2 года назад +295

    "I, a real human being person love Jeff Bezos and Disneyland. They would 100 procent never steal my kidney."

    • @definitelyahumanperson
      @definitelyahumanperson 2 года назад +19

      Thanks other human.
      I as a 100 percent real human that is not made in a lab aprove this massage

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 2 года назад +14

      Hello fellow humans, human fellows, boy do I love doing human things like taxes and going to Jeff Bezos's Disneyland

    • @turtlemine4613
      @turtlemine4613 2 года назад

      I love going to Jeffrey Bezos's Disneyland™ and you should, too, because they never harvest your organs. There is nobody forcing me to write this message. I leave all my inheritance and organs to Jeff Bezos when I die mysteriously at the end of the week.

    • @morgantaljaard6260
      @morgantaljaard6260 2 года назад +5

      Yes fellow humans Jeff would never steal my kidney

    • @PoetsFallenLand
      @PoetsFallenLand Год назад +1

      I also agree fellow human

  • @PewPewPark
    @PewPewPark 2 года назад +4

    Australian government removes Rimworld from steam for fear of...competition?

  • @cheezygringuysofficial3402
    @cheezygringuysofficial3402 2 года назад +188

    I wholeheartedly confess my eternal affection for a multi-billion dollar media company, and an owner of a now infamous delivered goods retailer, and am generally abliged to believe that they would not violate the Geneva convention and the Human Rights act of 1991 by havesting my left-most renal organ.

    • @Mirality
      @Mirality 2 года назад +21

      The right one, on the other hand...

  • @nidodson
    @nidodson 2 года назад +2

    I wasn't going to ask about the Geneva convention, I was going to ask why do we want interns?

  • @maltardraco9555
    @maltardraco9555 2 года назад +322

    Banning Rimworld is absolutely criminal. Nice to see Australia returning to it's roots.

    • @Colt45hatchback
      @Colt45hatchback 2 года назад +25

      Its ok, we can just do it for real instead 😂

    • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
      @cornflakeshumunculus8373 2 года назад +38

      As an Australian banning this game is 100% a war crime the government has caused.

    • @Miss_Distress
      @Miss_Distress 2 года назад +28

      Ridiculous right? You’d think we’d have more important things to worry about than banning a 10 year old game.

    • @blunderingfool
      @blunderingfool 2 года назад +9

      You can just buy it from the Dev's website.

    • @IrvineTheHunter
      @IrvineTheHunter 2 года назад +4

      @@Miss_Distress According to what I read, their was talk of a physical launch, so -big brother reviewed- senpia noticed it, hence the ban.

  • @Skewrz
    @Skewrz 2 года назад +7

    It's like an episode of The Twighlight Zone: "The Afterparty Tea."

  • @CssHDmonster
    @CssHDmonster 2 года назад +141

    '' a few days ago'' *shows 30 days* ok im slowly understanding how long a spiff vid takes to make

    • @yankokassinof6710
      @yankokassinof6710 2 года назад +14

      he spent hundreds of hours on this game just to make this video lmao

    • @thespiffingbrit
      @thespiffingbrit  2 года назад +71

      Haha yer sorry it took so long because I went on holiday

  • @quintessenceoflife7870
    @quintessenceoflife7870 Год назад +4

    I am here after the RUclips money exploit Spiff did just for the kicks.

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 года назад +141

    Imagine harvesting kidney from a guy and inviting the guy to a party to keep him happy.
    Only in Spiffing Brits' channel, truly perfectly balanced way to get rich 😂😂

  • @Perrirodan1
    @Perrirodan1 2 года назад +2

    "I LOVE DISNEYLAND!
    AND
    I LOVE JEFF BEZOS!
    They 100% would never take MY kidney!"
    But as for your kidney...
    War crimes are a spook, people with master morality do not trouble themselves with this crap, keep the grind going sigma males.
    Btw, I also do love to sip at my "organic" tea on my "humane" leather chair, I do love saving the planet!

  • @JOBOXR62
    @JOBOXR62 2 года назад +41

    Just got a living donor Liver (from a consenting adult) transplant last week and am recovering well in the hospital. So my delight when I saw this popup in my sups!
    Thanks' Spiff. Ps. The tea is shit here.

    • @copper9687
      @copper9687 2 года назад +7

      Have a speedy recovery!

  • @NicolianBehn
    @NicolianBehn 3 месяца назад +2

    I LOVE DISNEYLAND! AND I LOVE JEFF BEZOS! THEY 100% WOULD NEVER TAKE MY KIDNEYS!™️

  • @WolfintheMeadow
    @WolfintheMeadow 2 года назад +53

    As fun as organ harvesting is, I'd like to see Spiff fine some other things to do. It's such a great game, I'm sure there's something insane, like conquering the world Spiff could manage.

    • @NickDaGamer1998
      @NickDaGamer1998 2 года назад +19

      You are absolutely right! There are many more things that Spiff could do in this game!
      He could install the Autopsy Mod and harvest EVERY organ from his interns!

  • @contemplate43
    @contemplate43 2 года назад +1

    I made a minigun that shoots plasma beams at a rate of 1 tick per bullet, and has ammo set 999 bullets per reload. Reload speed at 0.1 seconds and movement speed increased by 5000 percent. Perfectly balanced rimworld with my Yorkshire tea farm.

  • @NeilLucha
    @NeilLucha 2 года назад +53

    Dear Spiff,
    Congratulations on 500 videos!
    Yours faithfully,
    Tea Drinker.

  • @xxarcangelxx143
    @xxarcangelxx143 2 года назад +14

    'Forbidden tea exists'
    My bosmer character in the elder scrolls: shut up and take my septims

  • @xloppyschannel4881
    @xloppyschannel4881 2 года назад +25

    I love Disneyland and Jeff Bezos! 10/10, Great experience, no organs lost, trust me.

  • @silversliver4582
    @silversliver4582 2 года назад +2

    I love Disney Land!
    and
    I love Jeff Bezos!
    They 100% would never take my kidneys!

  • @paulzayn1189
    @paulzayn1189 2 года назад +104

    Other Rituals: We need a heart for this summoning to work.
    Spiff‘s Ritual: We have a heart, make tea out of it, you are happy because you have tea. Then we use your heart for more tea and summon new people by dancing to replace you in the meantime. Repeat as often as you want.
    It’s perfectly balanced

    • @cosmicbananas8084
      @cosmicbananas8084 2 года назад +3

      So a crappy pyramid scheme?

    • @turtlemine4613
      @turtlemine4613 2 года назад

      @@cosmicbananas8084 Aren't all pyramid schemes crappy by definition?

    • @paulzayn1189
      @paulzayn1189 2 года назад +5

      @@cosmicbananas8084 No, a perfectly balanced pyramid scheme that is build on tea consumption. So perhaps a tea scheme?

  • @GradyDP
    @GradyDP 2 года назад +5

    That Hauge joke at the beginning had me rolling on the floor.

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 2 года назад +50

    This harrowing glimpse into the possible future provided to your collective consciousness by Blue Origin!

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 года назад +1

      ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @element-moscovium
      @element-moscovium 2 года назад

      The unenlightened masses
      They cannot make the judgement call
      Give up free will forever
      Their voices won't be heard at all
      Display obedience
      While never stepping out of line
      And blindly swear allegiance
      Let your country control your mind!
      Let your country control your soul!
      Live in ignorance
      And purchase your happiness
      When blood and sweat is the real cost
      Thinking ceases, the truth is lost!
      Don't you worry
      You'll be told exactly what to do
      I give my people the lives they need
      The righteous will succeed!
      The fires of greed will burn the weak
      So we'll make freedom obsolete
      Making whole the fabric of society
      Collective Consciousness controlled as you'll say:
      Let your country control your soul!
      Let your country control your soul!
      Let your country control your soul!
      Let your country control your soul!

  • @Rook9511
    @Rook9511 2 года назад +4

    So happy to see RimWorld back on your channel again perfectly enables you to embrace your inner "diplomat"

  • @ins0mniac662
    @ins0mniac662 2 года назад +51

    Got this game because of one of your older videos back in October and I've already racked up over 1600 hours, thank you for a new addiction Spiff

    • @juancmf9634
      @juancmf9634 2 года назад +3

      Time passes so fast when playing RimWorld, it's scary

    • @mirjanbouma
      @mirjanbouma 2 года назад +1

      Welcome to the Rim. And remember, if you ever get bored, there's mods. So. Many. Mods.

    • @ins0mniac662
      @ins0mniac662 2 года назад +2

      @@mirjanbouma 550 mods down that rabbit hole already 🤣

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 2 года назад +1

    This video: get a lot of comments that just say "I love Amazon and I love Jeff Bezos, they would never take away our kindeys"
    A.I. learning algorithm when being prompted with "social media" category:

  • @jackpearman
    @jackpearman 2 года назад +17

    I love Disney Land and I love Jeff Bezos. They 100% wouldn’t take my kidneys.

  • @mickyds100
    @mickyds100 2 года назад +2

    Got a warrant on me for watching this in Australia but worth it.

  • @charlesreed4327
    @charlesreed4327 2 года назад +16

    I love Disney land and I love Jeff Bezos.
    They definitely wouldn't take my kidneys!

  • @Soli9111
    @Soli9111 2 года назад +2

    Spiffs colonists take "dance till you're dead" very seriously, 9:50 one got heatstroke lol

  • @Chris_Sizemore
    @Chris_Sizemore 2 года назад +42

    When you think about it, Connorbrow has lasted an amazingly long time as one of Spiff's interns.

    • @ColinTimmins
      @ColinTimmins 2 года назад +9

      Connorbrow can’t escape because Spiff just spams the party button…

    • @jacob6885
      @jacob6885 2 года назад +1

      But when was the last time Connor was seen....?

    • @allyourpie4323
      @allyourpie4323 2 года назад +1

      There must always be a Connorbrow.

    • @bitingapotato3277
      @bitingapotato3277 2 года назад +1

      At this point, he's just a head in a jar, Futurama style.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 2 года назад +1

      @@jacob6885 The Final Fantasy vid.
      Then again he _was_ missing at the end.

  • @comedyflu
    @comedyflu 2 года назад +1

    I Love Disneyland and I Love Jeff Bezos! They 100% wouldn't steal my Kidneys.

  • @temmiecorp4214
    @temmiecorp4214 2 года назад +4

    I LOVE DISNEYLAND! AND I LOVE JEFF BEZOS! THEY ONE HUNDRED PERSENT WOULD NEVER TRY TO TAKE MY KIDNEYS!

  • @phoenixgods1
    @phoenixgods1 2 года назад +2

    I wholeheartedly confess my eternal affection for a multi-billion dollar media company, and an owner of a now infamous delivered goods retailer, and am generally abliged to believe that they would not violate the Geneva convention and the Human Rights act of 1991 by havesting my left-most renal organ.

  • @user-jc3vk8qm3c
    @user-jc3vk8qm3c 2 года назад +4

    I love Disney Land and I love Jeff Bezos
    They 100% wouldn’t take my kidneys!

  • @Danbearpig
    @Danbearpig 2 года назад +1

    I love Disneyland and I love Jeff Bezos! They 100% would never take my kidneys!

  • @Kinen098
    @Kinen098 2 года назад +5

    Day 165 of trying to make Spiff say "Sugoi" on video

    • @dyla6170
      @dyla6170 2 года назад

      Yes. Just yes

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos1 2 года назад +1

    Yes, every game could use an organ harvesting service. You can already take everything in a slain victim's possession in a rpg anyway, why not take out those pesky organs while you're there? 20 gold for an iron sword but 200 gold for a fresh kidney? Yes please. In fact, why not sell both? Wait a minute isn't there a bandit camp right down the road with about 30 people in it? Why, that's 60 kidneys to sell at 200 each. Now that's printing money.

  • @MrKlotzi123
    @MrKlotzi123 2 года назад +9

    "I, a real human being person love Jeff Bezos and Disneyland. They would 100 % never steal my kidney or other vital organs!"

  • @charlottebarham7722
    @charlottebarham7722 7 месяцев назад +1

    I "love" "Disney Land"! And I "love" "Jeff Bezos"! They "100%" "would never" take "my" kidneys.

  • @notditto5350
    @notditto5350 2 года назад +15

    Thank you Spiff! With this free kidney, my collection of human organs is complete!

  • @WakeSideLife
    @WakeSideLife 11 месяцев назад +1

    Spiff couldn’t bring himself to read 1776 out loud. Too soon. *eagle screech* *star spangled banner starts playing*

  • @Alirian2
    @Alirian2 2 года назад +5

    I was one of the first 5k likes and I can confirm that I just received my free kidney! Thanks Spiff!

  • @Tonyd8899
    @Tonyd8899 2 года назад +1

    Anyone who thinks no one would exchange their organs for going to totally awesome parties has never met a frat guy

  • @conan2096
    @conan2096 2 года назад +10

    *throws an unforgettable luncheon*
    "steam my organs, skinner!"

  • @IkarosVonVoid
    @IkarosVonVoid 2 года назад +1

    0:40 - 0:60 Dont worry police is already doing it by example.

  • @boyankovachev7982
    @boyankovachev7982 2 года назад +6

    I love Disneyland and Jeff Bezos and I was there and have all my kidneys. Also, I absolutely ain't getting paid in your kidneys for writing that review. My bride, that's currently being created by your organs and body parts, and I promise that this is not a scam at all.
    One love ❤️

  • @tc2461
    @tc2461 2 года назад +1

    If you want even more people to arrive just do a quest and stay on the tile you will get a raid every 24h and because they want to force you to leave it has a 2x multipliyer to ist size @The Spiffing Brit

  • @ryand5436
    @ryand5436 2 года назад +10

    As someone with kidney disease I'm super stoked for my free kidney courtesy of Jeff

  • @frosty.archtide
    @frosty.archtide Год назад +1

    I love Disneyland! And I love Jeff Bezos! They 100% would never take my kidneys!

  • @sebbes333
    @sebbes333 2 года назад +5

    *SPIFF!*
    You're wasting valuable resources!
    You can make SO MANNY human leather hats out of those colonists, not to mention how much chem-fuel you can make out of their meat... ;P

  • @Yutzune
    @Yutzune 2 года назад +1

    Day 216 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. Who would have said, parties do lead to ice tubs.

  • @Duccy86
    @Duccy86 2 года назад +8

    A video on Dwarf Fortress or Cataclysm: DDA would be amazing, I can't imagine what you'd get up to on them haha.

    • @r3dp9
      @r3dp9 2 года назад

      Those games have a very, very high learning curve. Spiff generally prefers things that don't require 10+ hours of tutorials before you can get far enough in the game to actually cheese anything.
      For example, one of the basic cheeses of DF is to surround the map edge with statues, to completely prevent invasions from entering via the map edge. Actually pulling that off requires immense quantities of stone, statues, and dwarves to make them, which requires so much work that you'll have to survive a few invasions first, set up production chains for food, medicine, military...

  • @JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911
    @JOSHfReDeRiCkS1911 2 года назад +1

    I love Disneyland and I love Jeff Bezos and he will definitely not steal my organs

  • @melmalade-2255
    @melmalade-2255 2 года назад +6

    Disneyland was great! Kidneys are overrated anyway. Worth it. 10/10, would go again.

  • @Davivd2
    @Davivd2 2 года назад +1

    Spiff's Disney Land is like the one in California. Well one slight difference. Spiff removes kidneys, The IRL Disney Land removes your soul.

  • @EroPantherH
    @EroPantherH 2 года назад +10

    Man, I'm playing some Rimworld right now, with the "forbidden mod" of course.

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen 2 года назад +2

      I reallly hope your just innocent and talking about something like extended warcrimes or torture

    • @greyfade
      @greyfade 2 года назад +4

      @@Brigtzen Nope, it's the degenerate hand-holding mod

    • @THG_thehumangod
      @THG_thehumangod 2 года назад +2

      @@Brigtzen since when are warcrimes extended forbidden? I thought it was a standardized mod?

    • @jay_6504
      @jay_6504 2 года назад

      There are a lot of mods that could be referencing…

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen 2 года назад

      @@greyfade Now, ive got a lot of time on rimworld, and ive done most things. But i have standards, and that mod fucking crosses them alright. Whyy do people even use it!?

  • @zebraleep
    @zebraleep 2 года назад +2

    I LOVE DISNEY LAND
    AND
    I LOVE JEFF BEZOS!

  • @tonality531
    @tonality531 2 года назад +4

    Disney and Jeff Bezos would never take my organs! (would they?)

  • @cyberfinity8754
    @cyberfinity8754 2 года назад +1

    I love Disney Land! And I love Jeff Bezos!
    They 100% would never take my kidneys.

  • @sugarkross355
    @sugarkross355 2 года назад +5

    I want a RimworldSpiffYogs24MegaStream.
    Spiff starts the day with helpers to build his Tea Farm and facilities. They swap out for other over the period, sorry spiff you're the star, you have to suffer the spotlight a bit longer than most.

  • @etrionas7137
    @etrionas7137 2 года назад +1

    I love disneyland!
    And I love Jeff Bezos!
    And they absolutely would never harvest my kidneys!

  • @thegrimreaps6964
    @thegrimreaps6964 2 года назад +8

    The things I do for a good cup of Yorkshire tea...
    I LOVE DISNEYLAND!
    I LOVE JEFF BEZOS!
    .
    .
    .
    ORGAN HARVESTING? WHEN?

  • @thebloodybritt6271
    @thebloodybritt6271 2 года назад +1

    I love Disney Land and I love Jeff Bezos
    They 100% wouldn’t take my kidneys!

  • @OtakuGamingsRandomChannel
    @OtakuGamingsRandomChannel 2 года назад +6

    Once again spiff is harvesting organs for the name of a perfectly balanced game, just like it was meant to.

  • @xariotatriox6284
    @xariotatriox6284 2 года назад +1

    I love Bezosland!
    and
    I love Jeff Disney!
    They never take my 100% kidneys!
    Did I do it?

  • @theteatwit2223
    @theteatwit2223 2 года назад +7

    Finally we get another one of these,I love them

  • @Dradeeus
    @Dradeeus 2 года назад +1

    "Please Jeff. I'm so tired. So tired of partying. I'm all wiggled out, Jeff. Please no more."

  • @PariahMessiah
    @PariahMessiah 2 года назад +4

    An excellent experience I've had during the viewing of this video. Organs were harvested but regrets where unseen. Perfect.

    • @theworldofideas8038
      @theworldofideas8038 2 года назад

      Gennerally the donors do not file in complain forms after the procedure. no complaints filed = no problem.

  • @ironwolf5802
    @ironwolf5802 2 года назад +1

    Now I'm scared that's what a guy down the street is doing having parties almost every night and new cars each time. Maybe Australia say him and went nope

  • @blandedgear9704
    @blandedgear9704 2 года назад +13

    Finally got this game recently, and it is just as fun as it seems.
    Except when a pyromaniac colonist who won't do doctoring kills all the other colonists in a massive fire, sending all my dreams up in smoke.
    Also, the guys next door keep sending trade requests for 300 human leather? Like, why? What do you want it for? How else will you go about making it? Very concerning.

  • @avanix702
    @avanix702 2 года назад +1

    I love Disneyland
    I love Jeff Bezos and they would never take my kidneys!
    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • @sirbill_greebi3811
    @sirbill_greebi3811 2 года назад +9

    For once I'm actually drinking tea. It's not even iced tea: it's pomegranate black tea w/ no sugar.

    • @ikitclaw7146
      @ikitclaw7146 2 года назад +2

      So what your saying is... Its not Yorkshire tea?

    • @GodwynDi
      @GodwynDi 2 года назад

      Delicious

  • @feralenigma
    @feralenigma 2 года назад +1

    I love Disneyland and I love Jeff Bezos.
    They would 100% definitely not steal your kidneys.

  • @masuterukasu
    @masuterukasu 2 года назад +4

    Spiffing Brit is summoning tea from a thin air.

  • @pilentus
    @pilentus Год назад +1

    I love Disneyland and I love Jeff Bezos!
    They 100% would never take my kidneys!

  • @tiredmrp
    @tiredmrp 2 года назад +3

    What scares me is how close we are to something like this coming true

  • @christopherrimkus9864
    @christopherrimkus9864 2 года назад +1

    I love Disney Land and I love Jeff Bezos
    They 100% wouldn’t take my kidneys

  • @blunderingfool
    @blunderingfool 2 года назад +3

    Remember, you can get one or two extra organs out with the death rattle mod. (And can give pawns a coma.)
    Also, Australians can give their tyrannical government the middle finger by buying directly from the developer.

  • @khristoferdickover8983
    @khristoferdickover8983 2 года назад +1

    I love Disneyland, and I love Jeff bezos. They would 100% never steal my kidneys!

  • @kentsp117
    @kentsp117 2 года назад +3

    17:34 I nearly spit out my tea at that transaction amount. Guess the devs have a sense of humor...

  • @battlefieldjash
    @battlefieldjash 2 года назад +1

    I love Disneyland and I love Jeff Bezos!
    They definitely wouldn't take my kidneys!