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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2022
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  • @Valefisk
    @Valefisk  Год назад +1174

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    • @CheezeSpartan
      @CheezeSpartan Год назад +65

      Don't do it, star in a Valefisk video instead, it would genuinely be less pain-inducing.

    • @CCequalPi
      @CCequalPi Год назад +5

      How is the comment from 2d ago but the vid has been up for 20 minutes

    • @mertarican5456
      @mertarican5456 Год назад +6

      Hell yeah advertisements!

    • @TygrinDrox
      @TygrinDrox Год назад +2

      Release the full vod jkjk unless

    • @Crembaw
      @Crembaw Год назад +5

      Ok Vale but where’s the Decal?????

  • @owenburgess8260
    @owenburgess8260 Год назад +7856

    After hearing this I just realized my freshman social studies teacher made us play Diplomacy as a class without the board game and explained it as a "simulation"

    • @enzopalmer4745
      @enzopalmer4745 Год назад +735

      Sounds like a rad teacher

    • @brokenglass9814
      @brokenglass9814 Год назад +604

      Same here, all I remember is that I created chaos and won

    • @Theelamental
      @Theelamental Год назад +385

      Same with a difference of being able to produce specialized troops. Started with the worst possible location except that we were able to make pirates and survive until the end of the game.

    • @SilentEchoes-99
      @SilentEchoes-99 Год назад +265

      We played a similar game in our class once, but it had different rules. My team ended up declaring war on the world at the end because we had too many troops.

    • @floofyboi7546
      @floofyboi7546 Год назад +182

      @@SilentEchoes-99 having far too much unchecked military power will do that to a gamer

  • @sarkhan_guy
    @sarkhan_guy Год назад +10989

    Love how 90 % of content seems to be turning towards "Vale and victims play boardgames"

    • @imbattlnscurvy5922
      @imbattlnscurvy5922 Год назад +392

      "Play"
      It's more of a "suffer through"

    • @padwock2294
      @padwock2294 Год назад +303

      RUclipsrs thought they were onto something with "Me and my friends!" video ideas. They ain't ready for "Vale and his victims!"

    • @tree4104
      @tree4104 Год назад +80

      or "vale and f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s victims play torturous video game"

    • @silverfishofdoom1312
      @silverfishofdoom1312 Год назад +80

      Paradox needs to send them a copy of the hearts of iron board game we were promised years ago

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 Год назад +10

      It's what we want

  • @clang_the_owl42
    @clang_the_owl42 Год назад +8320

    Ultimately Vale's content entices people with the unthinkable idea of being able to get more than like 3 people to play games with you

    • @enzopalmer4745
      @enzopalmer4745 Год назад +275

      There’s a great channel called no rolls barred. It’s that same wish fulfillment but every week

    • @colemanroberts1102
      @colemanroberts1102 Год назад +38

      Solution: games for 4 people.

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig Год назад +266

      @@colemanroberts1102 yeah we’ve all played tons of those though. It’s very rare to see a game that can only be played by 6 or 7 people actually get played, which is why seeing this is really cool

    • @christiandidonna8808
      @christiandidonna8808 Год назад +5

      I’m a GM in 5 games and a player in 3 other game I always got peaple to play with

    • @Finamajig
      @Finamajig Год назад +15

      The dream honestly

  • @rory.rorree
    @rory.rorree Год назад +5246

    Vale flipped like a coin every 5 seconds

    • @notfake719
      @notfake719 Год назад +781

      Truly channelling the Italian spirit

    • @nullFoo
      @nullFoo Год назад +343

      I mean he was playing Italy...

    • @dboi1656
      @dboi1656 Год назад +291

      @@nullFoo lmao was gonna say, that is legitimately the only way to play Italy if you want to follow historical precedent

    • @theultimatepielord8697
      @theultimatepielord8697 Год назад +72

      That's how you play diplomacy

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Год назад +95

      @@theultimatepielord8697 It’s literally one of the most mathematical board games around with the only RNG being your fellow players

  • @GigasGMX
    @GigasGMX Год назад +5485

    Ladies, get a man who looks at you the way Teddy looks at Diplomacy

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig Год назад +718

      Man was willing to fight a category 5 hurricane just to keep playing.

    • @Potato-pq5ez
      @Potato-pq5ez Год назад +275

      In shoddy picture form with half a year's delay

    • @echo332p8
      @echo332p8 Год назад +30

      laggy?

    • @nathangamble125
      @nathangamble125 Год назад +87

      @@Potato-pq5ez Perfect! He will never notice when you're getting old.

    • @VivBrodock
      @VivBrodock Год назад +68

      @@Potato-pq5ez as god intended diplomacy to be played

  • @dexterity494
    @dexterity494 Год назад +3958

    I was expecting the "extreme weather" to be an added on twist like insane monopoly, but having most players acting completely normal and just one having a bad day is a strange combination of refreshingly new and comfortably reminiscent.

    • @slimely9758
      @slimely9758 Год назад +241

      same, I was very happy with the extremely dangerous and life threatening hurricane

    • @redkite1908
      @redkite1908 Год назад +281

      Teddy was having a great day, he got to play diplomacy.

    • @remarkablysquare3216
      @remarkablysquare3216 Год назад +111

      @@redkite1908 and he won

    • @NeonBeeCat
      @NeonBeeCat 10 месяцев назад +43

      A devastating Category 5 hurricane never hurt anyone.

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 5 месяцев назад +4

      lmao same turns out he's in an actual hurricane like bruh playing is not that important lol

  • @alexschust8870
    @alexschust8870 Год назад +4061

    Vale is really getting into the Italy mindset by realizing he can't win, and just joining the winning team instead

    • @tanker00v25
      @tanker00v25 Год назад +289

      Larping hard

    • @elonwhatever
      @elonwhatever Год назад +13

      Honestly this is just me in TI

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 Год назад +34

      Is vale secretly an italian?

    • @naheleshiriki5496
      @naheleshiriki5496 Год назад +121

      A fact about Italy I never fail to bring up whenever people think that their proud Italian heritage/culture makes them better than other people. Pretty much everyone has done something shameful in history so if they want to cling onto their past as a source of superiority, I know everyone's dirty laundry. Everyone sucks. Go figure.

    • @chaosandbunnies8291
      @chaosandbunnies8291 Год назад +1

      @@naheleshiriki5496 I take pride in my ancestors because they're dead and I think that's something we can all aspire to.

  • @DustD.Reaper
    @DustD.Reaper Год назад +1863

    Just the mental image of Teddy the senile 90 year old sultan swinging swords at a hurricane while Solll has to carry out his orders and become "temporary sultan of the ottoman empire" while Teddy was dead, only for him to rise from his grave with a laptop and hotspot to keep playing Diplomacy is funny beyond anything else

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Год назад +177

      Solll is the grand vizier

    • @user-pd2mp8nk5g
      @user-pd2mp8nk5g Год назад +85

      Honestly a badass idea for a dnd character

    • @Mafia200100
      @Mafia200100 10 месяцев назад +151

      @@user-pd2mp8nk5g Everyone secretly laughed at the insane old sultan when he started swinging at the winds.
      They all stopped when he won.

    • @user-pd2mp8nk5g
      @user-pd2mp8nk5g 10 месяцев назад +74

      @@Mafia200100 the storm slaying sultan

    • @DeviousHands
      @DeviousHands 7 месяцев назад +26

      ​@@Mafia200100this is some banger mtg flavor text

  • @glitchwolf1384
    @glitchwolf1384 Год назад +3720

    Truly the next escalation. From Crypt, to Crypt the board game, to triple insane monopoly... the only thing more torturous could possibly be... a completely normal game of diplomacy

    • @462n
      @462n Год назад +451

      Well, normal aside from the fact that one player is most of the time busy fighting a category 5 hurricane (and somehow still wins anyways).

    • @erictheepic5019
      @erictheepic5019 Год назад +164

      @Dyl He captured some control points from Hurricane Ian which allowed him to win the game

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 Год назад +107

      @Dyl strongest European men vs. weakest Floridian man

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 Год назад +26

      This is why risk is banned in my household

    • @evantyler8647
      @evantyler8647 Год назад +37

      Next;: the campaign for Africa

  • @omegagarry8192
    @omegagarry8192 Год назад +1958

    Honestly Teddy was playing the most authentic play-by-mail version of the game

    • @mkat2325
      @mkat2325 Год назад +9

      Play by mail?

    • @Hrydra
      @Hrydra Год назад +66

      @@mkat2325 play by mail.

    • @thatonejoey1847
      @thatonejoey1847 Год назад +155

      @@mkat2325 something from the old days of the Internet, you would just send the save game over by email

    • @HenryVarn
      @HenryVarn Год назад +81

      @@thatonejoey1847 And before that by postal mail.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle Год назад +128

      @@HenryVarn Yep, there's ancient records of people sending chess moves through mail, and Diplomacy was at one point a popular game to play this way.

  • @treedude4246
    @treedude4246 Год назад +971

    So here is a fun diplomacy story
    My dad played it at uni. They would do one round a night and spend the rest of the day doing planning
    One guy thought he was pulling a fast one by alliancing with everyone in the game and keeping himself safe and waiting for it to blow over. Yet people caught on to the idea and one night everyone targeted him at the same time despite saying they would help him and he was wiped off the map
    He didnt talk to them for a week

    • @saddesklunch2544
      @saddesklunch2544 Год назад +119

      I love hearing all these stories in the comments about Diplomacy ruining people’s friendships lol

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 26 дней назад

      Lmao because no one was going to talk to each other about him?

  • @MultiKommandant
    @MultiKommandant Год назад +3587

    Diplomacy is a great game, definitely worth playing IRL if you get enough strategy nerds and alcohol into the same room for an afternoon

    • @Pikaton659
      @Pikaton659 Год назад +147

      Yeah, this looks amazing to play, I just don't have enough friends who'd also be down to play it

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 Год назад +95

      @@Pikaton659 and time to explained the rule without discouraging it

    • @sunriseparrabellum5505
      @sunriseparrabellum5505 Год назад +52

      Nothing better than day drinking and board games, I’m going to have to get this set up soon. Looks like a lot of fun

    • @deeznoots6241
      @deeznoots6241 Год назад +1

      Diplomacy was created so that nerds could learn how to talk to other people

    • @gdttdeggegdh5471
      @gdttdeggegdh5471 Год назад +13

      What are the chances someone's getting glassed?

  • @zachm5485
    @zachm5485 Год назад +1281

    “General, we are under siege. What are our orders?”
    “What do you mean General Teddy is drowning?”

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 7 месяцев назад +102

      "The General is currently on a raft, he is messaging us through smoke signals."

  • @Ninjahunter22
    @Ninjahunter22 Год назад +3378

    me watching this while the worst winter storm in decades is ravaging through the us

    • @big924
      @big924 Год назад +289

      Skill issue, just get closer to the sun

    • @thing420
      @thing420 Год назад +7

      same lmao

    • @_wija
      @_wija Год назад +107

      @@big924 tower of babel 2

    • @MaChAlSAM
      @MaChAlSAM Год назад +38

      My car's gas and oil froze solid.

    • @baronofhats9745
      @baronofhats9745 Год назад +18

      I'm sitting next to a big wood stove and am barely not shivering

  • @moonsalibi
    @moonsalibi Год назад +1180

    Fun fact about Ian, from someone who went through Ian (I'm fine btw, got very lucky):
    While it is *classified* as a cat 4, it was literally 2 or 3 mph away from being a cat 5! This man played Diplomacy in the middle of an almost cat 5 hurricane! Hell, the people in my area actually think it is a cat 5, because our wind speed detectors BROKE somewhere in the cat 4 speeds!

    • @joeisreallife7729
      @joeisreallife7729 Год назад +34

      at landfall it was at 150 mph like ida of 2021 and laura of 2020 (i lost my house personally lol)

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean Год назад +61

      If only you could engineer windspeed detectors that broke at _exactly_ category five.
      ...it would probably make sense to make slightly stronger ones that also told you _how_ category 5 it was, but still.

    • @berayberkay3999
      @berayberkay3999 Год назад

      who the fuck is ian

    • @moonsalibi
      @moonsalibi Год назад +29

      @@timothymclean I dont exactly live in a huge city or nothing, so I guess our detectors were not up to it.

    • @JinjeoEil
      @JinjeoEil Год назад +35

      Update about Ian, it was reclassified as a category 5 back in March

  • @MineCartable
    @MineCartable Год назад +718

    I like that Rue didn't realize how big of a deal it was that he had an entire nation who basically refused to stab him in the back for most of his game.

  • @willdavison2898
    @willdavison2898 Год назад +887

    “Its f*cking diplomacy, kill him” I feel like Vale really embraced his Machiavelli in this game

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Год назад +492

    Even as the Great Wars of the 1900's reached their peak, Sultan Teddy was suddenly blessed by a divine vision, and immediately departed Istanbul, claiming he was on a holy quest. He left his trusted Grand Visier, Soll, in command of military matters until his curious sabbatical was complete.
    The great Sultan travelled into the remote depths of the mountains, when there discovered the monster he was tasked to slay: a great living storm that swirled and crackled with the force of pure rage incarnate. For entire days and nights, he endured the tempest, battling his way into it's eye, and there supposedly "tore out the heart of the gale". Exactly how this was accomplished remains unknown, for the Sultan never gave any greater detail of his feat, but all agree he returned home to the capital a greatly changed man.
    The masterful resurgence of the Empire in the years that followed was the stuff of legend in its own right. Some claim his Excellency had ascended beyond the realm of mere mortal men; the entire kingdom of Italy, or so the story goes, submitted to his rule simply at his order to do so. With the destruction of Russia, and the collapse of the Northern Allies soon thereafter, all Europe fell at last to the mighty Ottoman Empire, reborn anew amidst the fires of war. And forever after, this incredible triumph would be owed to one man above all: Sultan Teddy, The StormBreaker.

    • @bb010g
      @bb010g Год назад +31

      Beautiful.

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 Год назад +73

      First of all, I will not allow you to utter the name "Teddy Roosevelt" without the title "Sultan and Caliph, peace be upon his name." .

    • @kamiriniko
      @kamiriniko Год назад +27

      I feel like teddy should change his name to the title Stormbreaker as a badge of honor for this

    • @iainoftheizzetleague9850
      @iainoftheizzetleague9850 10 месяцев назад +7

      I'm leaving this reply so I can laugh at this comment when I annually delete a bunch of my comments.

    • @polygontower
      @polygontower 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@iainoftheizzetleague9850 Hello!

  • @AChamber
    @AChamber Год назад +200

    I never did get an answer on how to change my language preference in PowerPoint

    • @TheLemonyOne
      @TheLemonyOne Год назад +31

      Click File > Options > Language. In the Set the Office Language Preferences dialog box, under Choose Display and Help Languages, choose the language that you want to use, and then select Set as Default.

    • @monodragon
      @monodragon Год назад +5

      you just do

  • @KaiserTwo
    @KaiserTwo Год назад +394

    “Congratulations, Sultan! We have finally conquered the infidels!”
    “... Sultan?”
    **Garbled Hurricane Noises**

  • @Iojima
    @Iojima Год назад +1385

    Given how torturous it is, I’m surprised Vale didn’t do this earlier. I’m even more surprised he didn’t use a larger map, like Europa Renovatio

    • @Imperial_Squid
      @Imperial_Squid Год назад +282

      Inb4 next video is a 30 man game of Diplomacy

    • @AnglosArentHuman
      @AnglosArentHuman Год назад +120

      Europa Universalis IV: Now With Extra Backstabbing

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +3

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @mihael64
      @mihael64 Год назад +13

      @@AnglosArentHuman Among EU

    • @Laachen
      @Laachen 11 месяцев назад +9

      Most of the larger maps suck. Which might actually help Vale, honestly.

  • @nedaraid3372
    @nedaraid3372 Год назад +319

    "You are allied to one of them, aren`t you?"
    "Yeah, but I don`t know wich one"
    Peak Diplomacy.

  • @Astar24653
    @Astar24653 Год назад +627

    i love how many of these videos end with "please lets just all make this one person win so we can all be free"

  • @williambeisel5686
    @williambeisel5686 Год назад +451

    Teddy playing in the middle of a hurricane in the most Theodore Roosevelt move ever

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 3 месяца назад +17

      It really is. Wasn't Teddy R. the one who got shot in the middle of a speech and kept fucking _going_ while security tackled the guy?

    • @HeresyGremlin
      @HeresyGremlin 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@bengal4047Yep, that was Roosevelt alright.

  • @skengo9817
    @skengo9817 Год назад +639

    This game is absolutely legendary when it's played in a history class with like 30 people, 5 on each team

    • @corbinnicholson945
      @corbinnicholson945 Год назад +57

      I feel you may have experience with this

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 Год назад +40

      I feel like team is the wrong word...
      Parliament? Congress?

    • @skengo9817
      @skengo9817 Год назад +53

      @@Axius27 A government, if you will

    • @Axius27
      @Axius27 Год назад +62

      @@skengo9817 I wonder if you could add an extra layer of politics to Diplomacy by having teams vote on their next move rather than decide as a group. Not only do you have to worry about the enemies across the border, you have to also worry about the enemies within those borders too.
      Hmm, but to get a group large enough to make that a factor, there would be enough people in the game to fill a house of parliament. That'd be damn near untenable without a streamlined framework of operation, and it's probably a bad sign if your game requires a constitution to work properly :/

    • @Totas_funnynumber
      @Totas_funnynumber Год назад +19

      ​@@Axius27 throw in the ability for players to switch or create their own team

  • @ewancarothers3732
    @ewancarothers3732 Год назад +397

    The joker running Austria hungry is pretty accurate to real life

    • @kaiservonpanzer213
      @kaiservonpanzer213 Год назад +26

      Is austria hungary just the joker of europe

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@kaiservonpanzer213 was

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 26 дней назад

      ​@@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      When does Austria-Hungary come back as a twink?

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 26 дней назад

      ​@@inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      When does Austria-Hungary come back as a twink?

  • @trixie2558
    @trixie2558 Год назад +1544

    Vale, fyi: 'Diplomacy' does not entail firebombing your enemies until they agree, nor does it entail throwing waves of men at the enemy until they agree.

  • @maivioz
    @maivioz Год назад +223

    they still be molding to this day:)

    • @amora1246
      @amora1246 11 месяцев назад +3

      Do you have the link to this mod?

  • @LordDesolator777
    @LordDesolator777 Год назад +748

    I love this game so much.
    Played it in AP European History class in high school as France. Our class was divided into groups of 3, except my group, which had 2. Most of my friends were Germany, and most of my partner's friends were Britain. Very quickly Germany, France, Russia, and Italy (who we forced to join) formed the Quadruple Alliance to take out Britain. Over the course of the game the Quadruple Alliance slowly wore down Britain and left Austria to die at the hands of the Ottomans. In true European fashion, after the Asian power had weakened Austria, The Quad Alliance stole most of the land. As we approached the final turn, Germany proposed an "intervention" into Russia. This left their western border completely undefended. Iirc, Germany had 6 supply centers, and when the map updated after the last turn, 3 of them became French. My friend who led Germany was so stunned by the betrayal he wouldn't talk to me for a while after that. I told my teacher to give my partner a free A because I didn't let her play the game because she constantly wanted to be friends with Britain and the British tried to use her as a spy.

    • @MasterObservato
      @MasterObservato Год назад +59

      Yoo, someone else who played it in AP Euro! My game had the class split into trios for each country, my team got England. After going for Norway first, I was able to convince the others to go for St. Petersburg. Somehow this was unresisted and glorious Albion purple went up over the map. Undefendable, yes, but at the time very satisfying to see. But then I was unable to convince the other two to build fleets, and they insisted on building up the British army instead. Needless to say any chance of further expansion went up in smoke. I have never facepalmed so hard in a board game since.

    • @MudakTheMultiplier
      @MudakTheMultiplier Год назад +19

      So did you do it all in one day or was it one turn a day and you could do scheming outside of class?

    • @MasterObservato
      @MasterObservato Год назад +22

      @@MudakTheMultiplier In my case, we had one session and we played maybe 4 turns only? So hardly enough time to finish a game but we had to move on

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +3

      E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

    • @LordDesolator777
      @LordDesolator777 Год назад +20

      @@MudakTheMultiplier We played it over the course of a few months. I think we played it on every friday once a week. We would have the entire 40-ish minute class period for a turn. Don't remember what year we ended on, but we ran out of time when the semester was wrapping up.

  • @cheyannegiles9772
    @cheyannegiles9772 Год назад +104

    Color Text Guide:
    Vale: White
    Lynx: Mint green
    Maivi: Pink
    PedeJo: Really pale orange
    Dyno: Purple
    Rue: Green
    Teddy: Yellow
    Solll: Brown

  • @phantomgaming7544
    @phantomgaming7544 Год назад +285

    My favorite thing about this is how maivi could've done a stalemate, but because of a backstab early on in the game, she then backstabbed them both so teddy could win with the hurricane in the background

  • @GreenestLegion
    @GreenestLegion Год назад +202

    46:55 The idea of someone playing with an inaccurate map is funny to me. And part of me thinks that if Vale does another video on Diplomacy that he could torture people with that. Like, imagine if Vale (the torturer) is the only person moving the pieces and everyone else is making their turns based on 1 turn old screenshots. It'd probably be incredibly scuffed but it's an amusing thought.

    • @Cenodis
      @Cenodis Год назад +39

      They could just draw on the image to get the current state with reasonable accuracy. There might be a few miscommunications but I dont expect too many mistakes to happen that way. Wouldnt change the game that much.
      How about "fog of war" instead? I.e. instead of seeing the whole map you only see your tiles and the tiles next to your borders. And you dont see all the orders, instead you only get told the actions that happen in the tiles you can see. Would lead to a lot of "interesting" social dynamics because in order to get a grasp on the state of the game you have to trust other nations to relay their information to you.

    • @PixelRockett
      @PixelRockett Год назад +8

      @@Cenodisisn’t that just CIV?

    • @dabestgrimmreaper4
      @dabestgrimmreaper4 Год назад +11

      @@PixelRockett CIV without unit spam and economy being absolute king, but yes you could just decide to setup said game in civ on instant mode and everyone can only unlock certain things per turn and build certain things per turn.

    • @IneptRat
      @IneptRat Год назад +2

      magic the noah did smth similar to this but the players never got to see the board

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@IneptRat Was just about to suggest that vid; I love it to death. Nobody escapes the McDonalds playplace

  • @cluelesswanderer
    @cluelesswanderer Год назад +243

    Teddy trying negotiate with Vale after screwing him over was so funny.

  • @MrsProudlyCanadian
    @MrsProudlyCanadian Год назад +318

    Maivi is my favourite of Vale's friends. I find she works with his shenanigans well

  • @_Narc
    @_Narc Год назад +110

    “Once I realize I have zero chance of winning, I attach myself to the winner.” Vale saw he was playing italy and decided to use their most used strategy

  • @_Phoenyx_
    @_Phoenyx_ Год назад +456

    I want to see you play Risk 2210 with ALL of the fan-made expansion maps. Have the entire group fight from one end of the solar system to the other. The video would have to be about two hours long.

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 Год назад +28

      Wait that's a thing? Oh my god I'm so excited

    • @_Phoenyx_
      @_Phoenyx_ Год назад +56

      @@justiceforjoggers2897 The game? Yes. Will they play it? Probably not, but we can only hope.

    • @equilintogo5378
      @equilintogo5378 Год назад +22

      The amount of dice rolling will be the torturous part

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi Год назад +15

      Risk on its own is already an objectively torturous and shit board game

  • @Kats_9
    @Kats_9 Год назад +432

    The hardest part of diplomacy is getting together the people to play a full game. Idk how you did it.

    • @SJohann
      @SJohann Год назад +18

      If you're on an Android device, I'd recommend trying out Conspiracy, It's Diplomacy but the standard turn timer is 24 hours.

    • @dynamo8846
      @dynamo8846 Год назад +39

      Its not the first time we’ve played it, every couple months we do a game

    • @Kats_9
      @Kats_9 Год назад +2

      My group has only ever managed to play one game with Italy. Normally it’s just the 6 player game, which is still great but it’s just not quite the same.

    • @Alex-tx2dh
      @Alex-tx2dh Год назад +4

      @@dynamo8846 WOW just wanted to say thank you for keeping your subscriptions public. I'm almost all the way through and never have I seen a funnier list. Bless your heart!

    • @FanNotANerd
      @FanNotANerd Год назад +4

      It helps when everyone is a content creator where doing this kind of thing is literally their job.

  • @NovelPond
    @NovelPond Год назад +1206

    The best part of playing War Thunder is that you will instantly lose the torture board game. And won't have to sit and lose your mind for 8 hours in table top sim

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 Год назад +146

      War Thunder itself is a torture game, of which I have almost 300 hours and have uninstalled and reinstalled probably 10 times now

    • @NovelPond
      @NovelPond Год назад +107

      @@hedgeearthridge6807 best Way to descibe WT is as a toxic love hate relationship

    • @sinblio1413
      @sinblio1413 Год назад +33

      @@NovelPond as a person nearing 2k hours and around the same amount of money spent, I couldn't agree with your statement more

    • @Zyppah.
      @Zyppah. Год назад +18

      @@NovelPond as a man with 5000 hours in WT, i can confirm

    • @D.b._Lord
      @D.b._Lord Год назад

      And now I’m playing it cause of boredom

  • @larpingcat1897
    @larpingcat1897 Год назад +178

    Recorded in an hurricane, released in an icestorm, poetic.

  • @RealMothman98
    @RealMothman98 Год назад +124

    I feel that energy Teddy has. During Ian, I attended a Discord D&D game like nothing was even happening.

  • @liamcallahan9693
    @liamcallahan9693 Год назад +348

    Diplomacy is also one of those games where you can create absolutely bonkers Valefisk-level variants that increase the suffering even further

    • @pizzajoke3561
      @pizzajoke3561 Год назад +89

      The guy who made 5D chess (with multiversal time-travel) pitched the way 5D Diplomacy could work and what the rules would be to make the game function. However, such a game does not yet exist, perhaps for the best.

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 Год назад +43

      @@pizzajoke3561
      As someone who has played 5D Chess (w/ Multiversal Time-Travel), I can just barely grasp the concept of what a “5D Diplomacy (w/ Multiversal Time-Travel)” would look like, and it terrifies me.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 10 месяцев назад

      @@chinsaw2727 I bought 5D Chess w/ Multiversal Time-Travel for a singular reason, and that was so that I could play a "normal" game of chess with my unsuspecting cousin and then checkmate him out of nowhere by time traveling and laugh.
      I played it a little bit, while I can easily understand the rules actually figuring out how to play it effectively feels almost insurmountable with an incredible amount of time investment.
      5D diplomacy sounds ungodly.

  • @Tag573
    @Tag573 Год назад +94

    Teddy is always like radioing in from the most cursed scenarios. First its the hoi game, now this.

  • @shilohmagic7173
    @shilohmagic7173 Год назад +256

    "Aw, but I just made an agreement with Dyno... I'd feel so ba..."
    "Just backstab him, it's fucking diplomacy, kill him!"
    I love this group.

  • @nalan122
    @nalan122 Год назад +25

    "This is getting too intense for me"
    "It's TALKING"
    Lynx is just like me

  • @Mesarthim
    @Mesarthim Год назад +388

    These kinds of videos take so long to come out, but they're so very worth it.
    Even more surprising is your victims seem to agree to their suffering.

    • @Zuinator
      @Zuinator Год назад +17

      it’s that effect when captives fall in love with their perpetrator

    • @trysixtysnipeco
      @trysixtysnipeco Год назад

      @@Zuinator Stockholm syndrome i think is the name

    • @jotaro7736
      @jotaro7736 Год назад +8

      i believe they call this stockholm syndrome

  • @airforce4224
    @airforce4224 Год назад +91

    Vales relationship with everyone:
    Allies: Yes
    Enemies: *Also yes*

  • @thejojomonado3647
    @thejojomonado3647 Год назад +282

    A Valefisk video that's 1.5 hours long? What a treat

  • @Truly_Rudly
    @Truly_Rudly Год назад +91

    I didn’t get to play this game very often, but some of my favorite memories are reading the orders, which occasionally included an order to "walk into the Atlantic with lead boots," or one instance of someone falsifying the orders of another player which they would have gotten away with if they didn’t sign their note card. Wish I had the chance to play Diplomacy more, thanks for the vid!

  • @victorianmagnet9308
    @victorianmagnet9308 Год назад +41

    I love how these all end with Vale and Maivi conspiring to go to end the game and sleep.

  • @lumpman5109
    @lumpman5109 11 месяцев назад +25

    I love Rue's defense of "you left me defenseless and ... Austria-Hungary?" because yeah, being Austria-Hungary really is a poor state to leave someone in

  • @blazichaos7181
    @blazichaos7181 Год назад +36

    I have an idea for a torture (or at least chaotic) version of diplomacy:
    **Diplomania:** Each of the countries has two players NEITHER of which can talk to each other. Each turn flip a coin to see who controls the nation this turn (or just swap each turn) including the "diplomacy (scheming) and play the game as usual. Let the complete chaos of 7 nations with split personalities, none of which have any idea what the other is scheming/planning, ensue.

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад +3

      More insane version of this:
      Council for each nation.
      Each nation has 3-4 people as a group. One person is allowed to write the card. The other two can try to win normally (for reduced points due to not being commanding officer), or undermine the card writer in attempt to steal leadership.

  • @Solll0
    @Solll0 Год назад +56

    As the pasha of the Ottoman Empire this feels like i win.

  • @The_Angry_Kat
    @The_Angry_Kat Год назад +17

    56:54 “no I’m not negotiating, did you notice” is my favourite libe

  • @solsystem1342
    @solsystem1342 Год назад +32

    I love how vale made an entire animation setup for this instead of using backstabber or something similar that already exists. All you really have to explain is black orders worked and red orders failed.

  • @generalbacon7476
    @generalbacon7476 Год назад +70

    Hey who's gonna tell him about the board game World Deplomacy. It's like the normal game of Diplomacy but there's like 28 different countries and it takes about a month or longer to play

    • @Corhal09
      @Corhal09 Год назад +6

      That terrifies me

    • @OhhiBukai
      @OhhiBukai Год назад +9

      There is a championship diplomacy game was played from 2001 - 2004. A game about ww1 took nearly as long as ww1 to complete.

    • @ladywaffle2210
      @ladywaffle2210 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@OhhiBukai Who won

    • @jokewhygaming4173
      @jokewhygaming4173 4 месяца назад

      @@ladywaffle2210 There was a different one from 2012-2016. It ended in a stalemate with Italy in first, Germany in second with Austria, and Russia in third. (Able to search it up if you want.)

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 3 месяца назад

      Pretty sure it was a draw.

  • @themysticarcher3313
    @themysticarcher3313 Год назад +19

    I love how at some point the game shifted to “trying to make Teddy win so we can go to bed”

  • @ThatOneGoatGuy
    @ThatOneGoatGuy Год назад +66

    somebody needs to turn this into an animated timelapse of the map

  • @nikorasu_karasu
    @nikorasu_karasu Год назад +23

    Maivi, Lynx, and PedeJo were so concerned with constant backstabbing that they consistently worked against their own interests

  • @jythmivena6617
    @jythmivena6617 Год назад +29

    "It's the fucking Joker running Austria-Hungary"

  • @windraker007
    @windraker007 Год назад +127

    Hey, could also be an awesome game in a snowstorm. New York is getting buried right now and I'm happy that we are currently watching your video and staying warm and safe.

    • @masterjbt
      @masterjbt Год назад

      I was at new york yesterday and today and it was not snowing

    • @ImperialVictory
      @ImperialVictory Год назад +10

      @@masterjbt They mean upstate

    • @windraker007
      @windraker007 Год назад +3

      It's from PA to Niagara Falls / erie and niagara counties.

    • @slimely9758
      @slimely9758 Год назад +3

      @@masterjbt ITS -8 AND SNOWING WTF U MEAN

    • @masterjbt
      @masterjbt Год назад +1

      @@ImperialVictory ah

  • @delta138_zam
    @delta138_zam Год назад +18

    Maivi, seconds in: “I will hold this grudge…!”
    Judging by the ChatGPT video, she did, in fact, hold that grudge

  • @gaslitgames
    @gaslitgames Год назад +38

    Can't believe Vale managed to get a hurricane going in order to torture people this time

  • @weirdowithaninternetconnec9136
    @weirdowithaninternetconnec9136 Год назад +46

    The weather outside is frightful, the weather in the video is frightful, the screams are delightful

  • @DeadPerfection
    @DeadPerfection Год назад +8

    *"I don't need power for my internet, my internet is not real"*
    ~Teddy Roosevelt

  • @Q_z_
    @Q_z_ Год назад +14

    Can confirm diplomacy is an amazing game. Our teachers had to put a ban on even mentioning it in class because kids were negotiating and discussing tactics during lessons

  • @berlinerooskapenaar
    @berlinerooskapenaar Год назад +90

    Okay but like seriously this game actually seems so fun

    • @Charliehopper684
      @Charliehopper684 11 месяцев назад +6

      I thought that until they were playing for 5 and a half hours

  • @maxwellweiss9849
    @maxwellweiss9849 Год назад +88

    Watching this while at break when it’s -40 degrees outside. Wonderful

    • @strych9ines
      @strych9ines Год назад

      Celsius or Fahrenheit?

    • @erictheepic5019
      @erictheepic5019 Год назад +8

      @@strych9ines Doesn't matter. -40 C is -40 F.

    • @monochrome3168
      @monochrome3168 Год назад +17

      @@erictheepic5019 -40 degrees kelvin :)

    • @strych9ines
      @strych9ines Год назад

      @@erictheepic5019 oh wow! you got the joke! congrats.

  • @cytokindness
    @cytokindness Год назад +69

    If Valefisk is a fan of the multiplayer boardgame format of simultaneous turn resolution, deliberately constrained resources and moves, secret alliances being necessary but betrayal being inevitable due to a sole winner - I think he'd be a fan of the Solium Infernum remake when it launches.
    It's a hex-based simultaneous strategy game set in a Paradise Lost inspired hell, one that is both intensely bureaucratic and prone to horrible violence and treachery. Eg you can't just go to war on your own, you need to manufacture a causus belli as an excuse to start a parliament-sanctioned vendetta. Sometimes your turn log can even lie to you if someone has specced into the deceit power set.
    You unfortunately can't get the original anymore - but the full 3D remake is launching sometime next year.
    ruclips.net/video/FWaKCknc39s/видео.html
    "To reign is worth ambition
    Though in this place of darkness made visible
    Better to rule in hell / than serve in heaven"

  • @polarvortex6496
    @polarvortex6496 Год назад +11

    From TVTropes:
    "A Gambit Pileup involves two or more people with completely separate agendas each hatching complicated plans. The storyline is thrown into chaos and even the most savvy fans can't predict how it will all end. Be prepared to make a flow diagram to keep up with everyone's scheme."

  • @Spiney09
    @Spiney09 11 месяцев назад +16

    Love how Vale realizes halfway through that the real victory is not having to play the game anymore.

  • @Mini1124
    @Mini1124 Год назад +34

    Teddy's playing in a Cat 5 Hurricane and I'm watching this in a -40 degree Blizzard, how fitting

    • @IRandomness
      @IRandomness 2 месяца назад

      This video is a disaster

  • @f3tsch906
    @f3tsch906 Год назад +51

    Can recommend the app version "conspiracy" of this game. Has some more gamemodes and a lot of other maps, while most of it is very practically automated

    • @DJLite4011
      @DJLite4011 Год назад +3

      Went and downloaded that app after this video, ran into like three other people that read your comment, lol

    • @f3tsch906
      @f3tsch906 Год назад

      @@DJLite4011 nice

  • @zephyrod7307
    @zephyrod7307 Год назад +14

    Ah yes, hurricane Ian gameplay. Did some of that myself, was the only apartment block around to not have a power outage.
    The “aren’t you in the middle of a hurricane” messages were gold

  • @xaviermatheson9406
    @xaviermatheson9406 Год назад +13

    I had to play a game of Diplomacy for a grade in a college class. I got Italy, and despite being the worst option statistically, I managed to dominate the board and win.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Год назад +17

    "They were like "No, don't bother even trying to negotiate with him. It's not worth it." No, it's the fucking Joker running Austria-Hungary"
    _- Emperor Valefisk of Italy, Diplomacy_ [11:29]

  • @coffeebreakwithbenji357
    @coffeebreakwithbenji357 Год назад +14

    I like when you explain what happens, please don’t be scared to do it too much it’s easier to follow, love the simplistic map you made too

  • @fbihorse
    @fbihorse Год назад +26

    The tags in the description are the ultimate motto of this channel. “Pain, Gaming, Valefisk”

  • @thewingedporpoise
    @thewingedporpoise Год назад +19

    Valefisk: loves to torture his friends
    also Valefisk: loves diplomacy
    yeah this makes perfect sense

  • @Azrazel_qwp
    @Azrazel_qwp Год назад +21

    Vale and Maivi being goblins together made my day somehow xd

  • @ewanhogg3068
    @ewanhogg3068 Год назад +6

    04:00 I'm reliably informed that being right in the middle of a hurricane is where you *want* to be, so this is fine.

  • @SebHaarfagre
    @SebHaarfagre Год назад +5

    1:21:04
    "Sprung"
    "Harvest"
    *LOL*
    You know they've been playing for a while now 😂

  • @FurryWrecker911
    @FurryWrecker911 Год назад +9

    38:08 I love how in the span of seconds, this went from anger to confusion to humor on Lynx's behalf.

  • @FixedKarma
    @FixedKarma Год назад +6

    The deal making of this game is like Catan, you're not exactly willing to trade with your enemy but you have to if you want to win, so everyone is begrudgingly working together.

  • @beepbop6542
    @beepbop6542 Год назад +67

    Ah yes, the diplomacy digital board game. Also know as HOI4. Thank you RUclips

    • @tlbcanine3748
      @tlbcanine3748 Год назад +1

      what game lets him play all of the board games?

    • @brokenspike2768
      @brokenspike2768 Год назад +2

      @@tlbcanine3748 tabletop simulator

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 Год назад +10

    "A man will nearly die in a hurricane, it's completely worth it."
    Big oil be like.

  • @StepperBox
    @StepperBox Год назад +13

    Only 25 minutes in and Teddy is already the MVP. "Fuck you Hurricane, I wanna play Deplomacy!"

  • @snafubar447
    @snafubar447 Год назад +12

    "We're both shitboxes. What if we work together to make one *giant* shitbox?"
    That's probably the best strategery I've ever heard.

  • @daverapp
    @daverapp Год назад +5

    "Give me a map! Give me an accurate map! I need an updated map to play!"
    "This map won't load! Where are your units?!"

  • @SephirothRyu
    @SephirothRyu 5 месяцев назад +6

    Hurricane Diplomacy is a thankless task. In part because hurricanes are never willing to negotiate.

  • @steveroyal6229
    @steveroyal6229 Год назад +10

    I remember playing this back in highschool and I've never lost so many friends playing a god damn board game in one sitting.

  • @XTempestBuster
    @XTempestBuster Год назад +38

    This is incredible. The dedication to play in horrible weather

  • @bobbacon1398
    @bobbacon1398 Год назад +20

    As a Grand strategy buff this game's mere existence makes me incredibly happy

  • @chromiumos4114
    @chromiumos4114 Год назад +5

    If Only Teddy knew that internet is still powered even if no power is supplied to fusebox and he only needs to find a power source for his router (AA Batteries)

  • @dynamo8846
    @dynamo8846 Год назад +21

    Did you hear of the tragedy of Tsar Dyno of Russia?

  • @peaceofcrap
    @peaceofcrap 28 дней назад +2

    I love how halfway through Vale just absolutely snaps and goes full Diplomacy John Wick on Teddy and Rue

  • @Cirib1n
    @Cirib1n Год назад +6

    Me, a Floridian hearing that a player was in the middle if a hurricane: (0-o-0)
    Bonus: Hurricane, as a "technical difficulty"

  • @Ollidol
    @Ollidol Год назад +8

    I'm going to take 100 seconds to explain the game. It's actualy quite easy to understand. Here you see the poster for the movie Rio in the ottoman terretory.

  • @Closer2Zero
    @Closer2Zero Год назад +4

    You know going into this I fully expected this to be “we play the board game“ but he also added ridiculous inclement weather to an otherwise normal board game

  • @codyball3329
    @codyball3329 Год назад +3

    I love looking at the names in the top right. And seeing the ping maxed out at 999