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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

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  • @haku8135
    @haku8135 3 года назад +2108

    This is so much funnier when you remember Keyleth can turn into ANY animal, including a BIRD.

    • @dashthewizard
      @dashthewizard 2 года назад +148

      She could’ve turned into a DRAGON at this point! It’s so infuriating, yet comedy gold.

    • @DaftBrian1
      @DaftBrian1 2 года назад +93

      @@dashthewizard comedy gold…fish!
      I’ll see myself out

    • @august7535
      @august7535 2 года назад +28

      She panicked lol. Anyone would if you realize the situation you're in.

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 2 года назад +21

      @@august7535 Panic is one thing.
      Having as much time as she had after knowingly jumping off a cliff at such a high level is another thing entirely.

    • @notesmaker204
      @notesmaker204 2 года назад +19

      She could've turn into an elemental! Ton of HP! Ton of HP, I repeat! And then she could've found the diamond.

  • @arielarango5715
    @arielarango5715 6 лет назад +7382

    "Are you sure you wanna jump off the clif?"
    "Yes"
    "You died"
    [Insert shocked pikachu]

    • @snappedsquire8479
      @snappedsquire8479 5 лет назад +57

      Sometimes I really wish that we could put pictures in our comments, and this is one of those times!

    • @lilyminer9164
      @lilyminer9164 5 лет назад +7

      Have fun with 1000 likes my dude

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 5 лет назад +2

      @@lilyminer9164 Almost 2k now.

    • @goofygoober779
      @goofygoober779 4 года назад

      @@LordVader1094 almost 2.4k

    • @PLAY-oe1nn
      @PLAY-oe1nn 4 года назад +1

      Goofy Goober Try 3k

  • @mutantmaster1
    @mutantmaster1 5 лет назад +3991

    "Fish are not...magnetically attracted to water"
    -sam reigel, pointing out plot hole #38 in this cliff adventure

    • @mrmcawesome9746
      @mrmcawesome9746 4 года назад +116

      A good 33 of those were just "Why not just turn into a bird at this point?"

    • @fluffking2311
      @fluffking2311 4 года назад +27

      @@mrmcawesome9746 Or (using my knowledge of biology here) something like an ant or beetle... Too light to pick up enough speed to actual be killed by falling

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 3 года назад +6

      @@fluffking2311 but she had already picked up speed

    • @Magrijack
      @Magrijack 3 года назад +27

      @@mrmcawesome9746
      I’m pretty sure at this point she had the ability to turn into a dragon as well. She could have used her “golden god” power and turned into an aquatic bronze dragon, but instead went for a gold fish.
      - Plot Hole #40

    • @jacobromeo8242
      @jacobromeo8242 3 года назад +7

      Plot hole #26 why didn't she use a gust of wind instead of thinking a single cantrip was good enough. Hell at least use two cantrips for it.

  • @AgeOfPwn
    @AgeOfPwn 7 лет назад +5447

    It gets funnier when you know that this happened LITERALLY 3 minutes into the actual episode.

    • @Landis963
      @Landis963 7 лет назад +407

      Ashley: It's only 7:15, Matt!
      Matt: "I KNOW! I- I just- THIS WAS NOT IN MY PLAN!"

    • @lindengb4362
      @lindengb4362 5 лет назад +9

      AgeOfPwn What episode?

    • @MrXingor
      @MrXingor 5 лет назад +36

      @@lindengb4362 it's in the description

    • @jackbrian7083
      @jackbrian7083 5 лет назад +10

      @@MrXingor or maybe you know you just fucking answer him like A normal person

    • @fardareismai4495
      @fardareismai4495 5 лет назад +46

      @@jackbrian7083 he did?!

  • @joshkaid
    @joshkaid 7 лет назад +3524

    1:30
    Matt (disapointed): You took 363 points of damage.
    K'ylith: You're lying.
    Matt (showing calculator): ... no...

    • @ryonalionthunder
      @ryonalionthunder 7 лет назад +77

      Isn't this wrong to begin with? Fall Damage maxes out at 20d6 so that's 120dmg at most.

    • @bluey1695
      @bluey1695 6 лет назад +247

      Houseruled, kinda silly that you can only take 100 or so damage from falling off a mountain.

    • @raspberrypie1706
      @raspberrypie1706 6 лет назад +175

      bluey1695 yeah the cap on fall damage is *supposed* TO represent terminal velocity, however because of the way the dice progression works you'd hit the cap of 20d6 while you're well below terminal velocity. Every DM I know houserules away the fall damage cap, and once actually mathed out what the proper cap should be (can't remember he exact numbers but it's hundreds of D6's, enough to massive damage instagib any dnd character.

    • @williamherrera7725
      @williamherrera7725 6 лет назад +58

      Matt ignores the max and continues so it would be 100d6

    • @TheSeptet
      @TheSeptet 5 лет назад +37

      @@raspberrypie1706 Yeah, but people DO survive falling out of planes and shit in real life, and they're, like, level 1 commoners in D&D terms. If you've a level 20 *anything* in D&D, you should barely give a shit about something as mundane as falling damage.

  • @captaintalon4485
    @captaintalon4485 7 лет назад +4710

    You know things are bad when the DM says "that is too many dice to roll"

    • @GrimHeaperThe
      @GrimHeaperThe 6 лет назад +80

      Fall dmg is limited to 20d6 In addition the fall damage should have been reduced for the druid going several sizes smaller. Granted I'm not sure if she still would have survived anyway.

    • @davidc4983
      @davidc4983 6 лет назад +152

      I've always hated the max damage capping at 20d6. I think matt also ignores that little rule

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 6 лет назад +77

      To be fair terminal velocity is a thing, though you probably wouldn't reach it after falling 210ft.

    • @davidc4983
      @davidc4983 6 лет назад +115

      To be fair, reaching terminal velocity would splatter a man in armor like a bug on the windshield no matter how buff they are

    • @lukes3845
      @lukes3845 6 лет назад +78

      AGrumpyPanda you reach terminal velocity after 1500ft. That would be 150d6. Definitely more than the 20d6 cap.

  • @teejaykaye
    @teejaykaye 6 лет назад +5174

    To this day... the only thing that has managed to kill Keyleth, is Keyleth.... amazing

    • @teejaykaye
      @teejaykaye 6 лет назад +322

      Also, @everyone spazzing about how dumb this was: it was hilarious. Comedy comes from stupidity. It'd be boring if this show was perfect decisions 100% of the time.

    • @thenerd-bot9847
      @thenerd-bot9847 6 лет назад +91

      Well, Keyleth and gravity.

    • @mathybrain8
      @mathybrain8 5 лет назад +13

      What about when she killed a kid one time?

    • @BadWolf739
      @BadWolf739 5 лет назад +183

      @@mathybrain8 Okay people keep bringing that up as if she axe murdered someone. There was an incident pre stream in which a demon was kidnapping children from Emon. When Vox Machina went to save them they found the demon and it had adorned itself with the kidnapped children to use as armour. Keyleth attempted to use thorn whip to dislodge one of the children and bring them to safety but due to a very unlucky dice role ended up accidentally snapping his neck in the process. Following this she was so devastated that she took a six month hiatus from adventuring to figure herself out. It's not like she disintegrated a kid for the laughs.

    • @jag519
      @jag519 5 лет назад +31

      Well they are gods, and what could kill a god but a god? haha
      Though arguably it was a bigger god that killed her, since her jump didnt kill her but physics changing to allow the fall to do enough damage killed her. She knew the jump couldnt do enough to kill her, but physics changed

  • @flux_casey
    @flux_casey 7 лет назад +5595

    Matt the DM Eyeball is just a fantastic idea and I support it wholeheartedly.

    • @ramenshamangamez1442
      @ramenshamangamez1442 7 лет назад +29

      I thought it was a beholder at first so yeah I was confused for a sec

    • @killcat1971
      @killcat1971 7 лет назад +10

      I thought it was a pokiball.

    • @nighton3
      @nighton3 7 лет назад +23

      Reminded me of the cores in portal.

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 7 лет назад +79

      like, this presence of an omnipotent entity embodied by a single eyeball that isn't doing anything, apart from just judging you.

    • @Chigen_Atomic
      @Chigen_Atomic 7 лет назад +17

      we need a mercer beholder. a skin color beholder with Matthew Mercer's flowing locks

  • @erbgorre
    @erbgorre 7 лет назад +2783

    you know you screwed up when grog strongjaw is lecturing you on how stupid that just was ;P

    • @thebastard890
      @thebastard890 6 лет назад +85

      If grog is lecturing you on how stupid something was, then it was pretty fucking stupid.

    • @nathanielranney9163
      @nathanielranney9163 6 лет назад +25

      ODST Haskell TBF, Grog told her to do it in the first place.

    • @Wilipeidia
      @Wilipeidia 6 лет назад +50

      He has an intelligence of six, he knows what he's doing.

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 4 года назад +25

      TBF Grog egged her on. Later it was Travis telling Marisha her life choices were dumb, they weren't in character. The artist still represented them with their characters though.

    • @triccele
      @triccele 3 года назад +9

      @@Undomaranel we know, we got it, but it is funny to see Grog pointing out how stupid jumping was.

  • @Jakeating88
    @Jakeating88 7 лет назад +2702

    The best part is Grog trying to break it down with logic

    • @Twoswordsdrizzt
      @Twoswordsdrizzt 6 лет назад +63

      Jakeating88 This sentence shouldn't exist. But it's great nonetheless

    • @thenerd-bot9847
      @thenerd-bot9847 6 лет назад +142

      He has an Intelligence of 6, he knows what he's doing.

    • @alecLogan
      @alecLogan 5 лет назад +58

      The other best part is where, I mean, 'moments' before, Grog was the one going "Do it, do it."

    • @KickyFut
      @KickyFut 5 лет назад +35

      Oh, he wasn't Grog in any of that! It was just pure, unfiltered, slightly hoppy Travis!!😁

    • @xWinterstarex7
      @xWinterstarex7 4 года назад +9

      I feel like it should be common knowledge that even if you hit the water it'll hurt. When you do a belly flop that smack tends to hurt. So hitting the water from one thousand feet is also gonna hurt but more so. Xd even if it was grog I can see him putting that together

  • @thenosieyartist6924
    @thenosieyartist6924 5 лет назад +847

    "That's fine!"
    "Its fine...!"
    "We're Gods!"
    "We're gods?"
    "Did you just say we're gods? Why would you even test that shit?"
    Well...apparently kiki has become a greek hero and has succumbed to hubris

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 3 года назад +27

      It becomes funnier after you know they go on to meet the actual God Pelor (the sun God) face to face and they're awe struck.

    • @GAdmThrawn
      @GAdmThrawn 2 года назад +4

      I mean, she has succumbed to hubris before...many times.

    • @n0dash18
      @n0dash18 2 года назад +8

      “I really do think Keyleth’s biggest weakness is her cockiness. I think that’s what prevents her from becoming a relatively average Moon Druid. Every time she does alright, she acts like she’s invincible. She’s like the real-life Alpharad. Mid-tier with a Pit complex.”
      I hope I did the reference right.

    • @spaceman9599
      @spaceman9599 2 года назад

      And rocks, and water...

    • @DParkerNunya
      @DParkerNunya 2 месяца назад

      ​@@n0dash18 Wow, that reference was so wholesome :) Much like our good friend Altrive :)

  • @josielister7137
    @josielister7137 6 лет назад +1167

    I kept hearing about the infamous “We’re gods” scene before getting caught up to the series. I assumed it was just a badass one liner and the actual scene was so much more than i expected.

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 3 года назад +71

      I had it explained to me as "Keyleth decides to jump off a cliff for the lulz because 'We're gods!'" and then I saw it written down as "Keyleth jumps down to help someone in the water" so it sounds like she was going to save someone from drowning, but then it turns out it was basically yeah, Keyleth jumped off *just because*

  • @stealthlock6634
    @stealthlock6634 7 лет назад +3983

    My favorite part of this in the original is that Matt keeps his composure, and then when they question him he gets so flustered like "I DID NOT PLAN THIS OKAY"

    • @shadowscall4633
      @shadowscall4633 6 лет назад +259

      So many times he gives here the, you sure you want to do this? This is a bad idea tone. Completely missed by Keytard.

    • @arrowhammer5586
      @arrowhammer5586 6 лет назад +73

      I really just wish she heard the warning you know but I'm glad she didn't cuz it when a last at hard as I did when I saw it lol

    • @kilivanjg2813
      @kilivanjg2813 6 лет назад +11

      what episode is this from? and if you could the time stamp :D ?

    • @dgiff07
      @dgiff07 6 лет назад +39

      ruclips.net/video/JweRpzsCiGo/видео.htmlm24s Taryon, My Wayward Son | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 97
      it's right at the beginning, she...DIVES RIGHT IN. EH? EH?

    • @Phage0070
      @Phage0070 6 лет назад +86

      The thing is she had every opportunity to completely negate the issue. Instead of transforming into a goldfish of all things, why not a **flying fish**? It would have put her in a form where she could safely land and continue on into the water.

  • @Agent719
    @Agent719 3 года назад +204

    Keyleth: [dies from Fall Damage]
    Marisha: Never again.
    [Beau has entered the chat.]

    • @eternasapphiremoon81
      @eternasapphiremoon81 5 месяцев назад +1

      I thought the whole thing with her rolling a Nat 1 on an athletics/acrobatics check - causing her to catch her foot on a bit of rock while trying to jump across 6-7 feet of lava - made her want to make a character to avoid FALLING INTO LAVA ever again. XD

  • @danielcastillo591
    @danielcastillo591 3 года назад +197

    Only in dnd can "hey, can you swim?" turn into "You take 363 points of damage and die immediately"

  • @MrFigorama
    @MrFigorama 7 лет назад +1443

    "Goldfish aren't magnetically attracted to water!"

    • @thenerd-bot9847
      @thenerd-bot9847 6 лет назад +43

      "Those are ironfish."

    • @KubinWielki
      @KubinWielki 5 лет назад +12

      @@thenerd-bot9847 And it only works for the Great Magnetic Oceans of Mechanus.

    • @themoagoddess1820
      @themoagoddess1820 5 лет назад +1

      @@KubinWielki are those a real thing? like, I want to steal that for a thing I'm doing, but I don't want to get sued.

    • @KubinWielki
      @KubinWielki 5 лет назад +3

      @@themoagoddess1820 Lol, I just made it up, so steal away (and remember me when you get famous) :D
      Out of curiosity: what's the "thing" you're doing?

    • @themoagoddess1820
      @themoagoddess1820 5 лет назад +1

      @@KubinWielki making video garms. also, thanks!

  • @TylerMKimball
    @TylerMKimball 7 лет назад +1743

    WISDOM 22

    • @dazedowl
      @dazedowl 7 лет назад +58

      More like 4 lol

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 7 лет назад +84

      Such wisdom, so Keyleth, wow.

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 7 лет назад +107

      "Wise as fck." - Marisha

    • @zedx50
      @zedx50 7 лет назад +145

      Wisdom is seeing the cliff. Intelligence is knowing not to jump.

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 7 лет назад +57

      zedx50 I think you meant "vision" is seeing the cliff. Because even a three year old will see it and recognize what it is.
      From wiki: Wisdom reflects how attuned you are to the world around you and represents perceptiveness and intuition. Intelligence measures mental acuity, accuracy of recall, and the ability to reason.
      I'm pretty sure a medium score in either should be enough to make a person careful in front of that cliff or make him/her bale when potentially rocketing towards rocks.

  • @frostmourne1986
    @frostmourne1986 7 лет назад +465

    You know you made a mistake when Grog goes full logic bomb on you.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 6 лет назад +27

      frostmourne1986 "did you say 'We're gods'? Why would you even tempt that?!"

  • @VolatileSupernova
    @VolatileSupernova 7 лет назад +2031

    I was laughing so hard when this happened, always makes me smile! "Thats fine.. we're gods!" *dies* lmao gets me every time

    • @GSmith624
      @GSmith624 7 лет назад +63

      Volatile Supernova the part gets me is Grog's response to it. "Did you say we're gods? Why would you even tempt that shit?"

    • @MrUmakemelaff
      @MrUmakemelaff 6 лет назад +22

      She was dead for about two seconds...That's pretty god-like.

    • @andrewvisser8210
      @andrewvisser8210 6 лет назад +12

      Even gods are not immune to physics.
      Or stupidity.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 лет назад +5

      How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
      ruclips.net/video/iR-K2rUP86M/видео.html

    • @Nyrufa
      @Nyrufa 6 лет назад +6

      Where do you think the souls of adventurers go if they die right after proclaiming to be gods?

  • @gpenguin840
    @gpenguin840 7 лет назад +1471

    This is the perfect example of why d&d is like no other game. It may sound awesome in your head but it all goes to shit with a single roll. Hilarity always ensues.

    • @kyubii972
      @kyubii972 7 лет назад +82

      Thing is it shouldn't have sounded good in her head because her DM kept telling her, you are about to die.

    • @fist-of-doom487
      @fist-of-doom487 7 лет назад +18

      I remember playing as this Wizard who owned a simple lumber jack ax but was VERY attached to it. At one point a stranger tried taking it and in rage and a really good roll I killed him on accident then one thing led to another and a small riot happened, I was putting up a REALLY good fight, and long story short I landed in jail. So yeah, it morphed into this mission to find a killer in the city to a Mission Impossible, break out of jail and find the original killer and hope that I either don't get locked up again or me and my friends don't get killed because I'm sort of a fugitive now.

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 7 лет назад +20

      kyubii972
      She's like yo the DM's mah boyfriend it'll be okay hubby won't let me die
      Then Travis explains how terrible an idea it was and it's hilarious.

    • @ihave2cows
      @ihave2cows 7 лет назад +14

      keyleth has an obsession with doing random shit for no reason even though it'll probably kill her
      despite being the "wisest" character in the group

    • @aapjew18
      @aapjew18 7 лет назад +20

      Well, funny thing is, this wasn't even really down to a roll. Kiki just decided she was going to tempt it whether she hit rock or not. It was just bad decisions.

  • @Tengila
    @Tengila 7 лет назад +1223

    Okay. [deep breath] From one druid player to another: Keyleth WHYYYY??? WhY WouLd YoU TuRN iNto a GoLdfiSh anD nOt A BIRD in tHis SITuaTioN????

    • @TripleGProductions
      @TripleGProductions 7 лет назад +21

      she was debating it...

    • @TheMacroSlacker
      @TheMacroSlacker 7 лет назад +133

      True, a goldfish would die from hitting water from that height just as easily as a person... Water is like hitting solid concrete from that height. Doesn't matter if you're a fish.

    • @ryanmcginniskin2381
      @ryanmcginniskin2381 7 лет назад +12

      What about a whale, how much hp does that shit have xD

    • @Frankieboy1123
      @Frankieboy1123 7 лет назад +69

      She could have gone rock elemental and survived the fall, but she went goldfish and went splat

    • @Ryquard1
      @Ryquard1 7 лет назад +17

      sadly they didnt include the use of the revivify coin, to mend all her broken skeleton

  • @marisakolver4640
    @marisakolver4640 7 лет назад +1088

    The way you've laid this one out is just perfection. The eye, the diagram, drop down screen, the dice app, everything was crystal clear and delightful.

    • @vampdan
      @vampdan 7 лет назад +31

      Yeah, the eye is a great conceit for the DM. So was putting the other players table talk in a thought bubble. Grog dropping down the projector screen to illustrate what happened was great, and was almost what Travis did.

    • @ea5yliver
      @ea5yliver 3 года назад

      Though they didn't draw Keyleth smacking face down or alluded to how she straight-up lost her face.
      *Then* it would have been perfection.

  • @bob9281
    @bob9281 7 лет назад +864

    i love the mercer eye so much

    • @minemax2002
      @minemax2002 7 лет назад +45

      yeah, it shows a surprising amount emotion while fitting the idea that he's a third-person-perspective

    • @laurafiller1849
      @laurafiller1849 7 лет назад +30

      That little chart the "eye" gets out to explain... lmao

    • @sirtimatbob
      @sirtimatbob 3 года назад +3

      It's another great touch to have the character's thought balloon contain the voices of the others in the group.

  • @cade11071994
    @cade11071994 7 лет назад +826

    The all seeing eye is a judgmental God. But a funny one!

    • @Dracobyte
      @Dracobyte 6 лет назад +7

      Cade Escobedo and a fair one.

  • @frobie54
    @frobie54 6 лет назад +75

    This was the best possible way to start off an episode. Also, my favorite detail that always goes unnoticed is the little exchange between Sam and Taliesin.
    Sam: "You realize that goldfish aren't magnetically attracted to water, right?"
    Taliesin: "No, that's ironfish."
    XD

  • @seanical1694
    @seanical1694 7 лет назад +221

    "We're Gods!" Pride always comes before the fall, my dear. The 1000 foot fall, in this case.

  • @smirk-in-progress4800
    @smirk-in-progress4800 5 лет назад +76

    It's funny. When telling new players about death being a real possibility in D&D I *always* use the "I can't save you if you do something really stupid like jumping off a cliff" example. 😂

  • @erberor8007
    @erberor8007 7 лет назад +125

    "This is too many dice for me to roll"
    And it was then that we knew it was all over

  • @solissnow6857
    @solissnow6857 7 лет назад +250

    My favorite fuck up in any d&d campaign. Great animation.

    • @viper2785
      @viper2785 6 лет назад +2

      I haven't gotten to this part of the show yet, but this comment reminds me of a certain incident in RollPlay involving an airborne dragon, a free-falling ranger, and a ring of wishes.

  • @MarkSchenfisch
    @MarkSchenfisch 7 лет назад +126

    1:23 the fish matches her laugh SO PERFECTLY!

  • @135mikerules23
    @135mikerules23 5 лет назад +91

    Campaign 2:
    Marisha/Beau: “Could I try to swim back towards the tree?”
    Travis/Fjord: “SWIM? DO YOU STILL NOT UNDERSTAND HOW PHYSICS WORK YET?!”

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 4 года назад +38

    Beau, going to the same cliff Keyleth jumped off of with Unarmored Movement and Slow Fall: “I’M BACK FOR REVENGE BITCH!”

  • @poppingcorn3789
    @poppingcorn3789 5 лет назад +35

    Matt is the sassiest, most exasperated eyeball I’ve ever seen.

  • @Matthew_Calmert
    @Matthew_Calmert 7 лет назад +123

    This is amazing. The only thing that's missing is Travis' laughter when Matt says "Scatter of red mess" xD

    • @Landis963
      @Landis963 7 лет назад +15

      Ashley: "It's only 7:15, Matt!"
      Matt: "I KNOW! I- I just- THIS WAS NOT IN MY PLAN!"

    • @setlerking
      @setlerking 3 года назад +3

      The “dropped a velvet cake” comment is great too

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 4 года назад +22

    Matt: 363 points of damage.
    Barbarian: I would like to rage just before I hit the rock.

    • @thefracturedbutwhole5475
      @thefracturedbutwhole5475 3 года назад +3

      I think they talk about how Grog could have lived the fall right after it happened

    • @maddie4834
      @maddie4834 3 года назад

      Yeah most barbarians wouldn’t even drop

    • @kana22693
      @kana22693 2 года назад +3

      It would be a rough superhero landing but very much doable. Can you imagine if a barbarian lands on a creature? He/she would instantly deal +300 damage, if they get a surprise round you're looking at another 80-120 damage and if they also win the initiative roll... yeah it's over.

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti Год назад

      @@kana22693 I believe thats the slightly messier version of the famous "Top Rope Special" that usually uses a druid in owlbear form.

  • @nairocamilo
    @nairocamilo 7 лет назад +264

    Also, love the explanation part with Grog/Travis entering the background presentation
    This was an amazing episode you did, congrats

  • @babyslime
    @babyslime 7 лет назад +70

    The other party members peeking out of the thought bubble was SO GOOD. I love these, they're amazing. Never stop.

  • @tjmakes_
    @tjmakes_ 3 года назад +17

    Keyleth herself sitting up for the Wait, wHAT gets me every time xD

  • @ethanh.6643
    @ethanh.6643 7 лет назад +36

    i love the initials on the gravestones at the end and naturally, for percy fredrickstein von musel klossowski derollo III, it needs a slightly wider tombstone...

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide 7 лет назад +86

    I told my friend before he watched the episode that there's a moment that tops her belly flop into Lava and he didn't believe me. He apologized an hour later.

    • @eternasapphiremoon81
      @eternasapphiremoon81 5 месяцев назад

      the result of a Nat 1 for jumping across 6-7 feet of lava...and Matt had this look on his like 'I'm really gonna have to come up with the worst possible scenario for this Nat 1 to my wife...'

  • @zacksporen
    @zacksporen 7 лет назад +256

    Somewhere, Larkin is laughing too.

  • @4D4plus4is4D8
    @4D4plus4is4D8 7 лет назад +149

    I love how you were able to comically represent all the effort that went into explaining this to Keyleth :)

  • @EnvoyOfTheBlackAbyss
    @EnvoyOfTheBlackAbyss 3 года назад +19

    Keyleth: “And I run and CLIFF DIVE!!!”
    DM: “Uh-oh.”
    Key: “Don’t tell me. I’m about to fall smack dab into the cliff face.”
    DM: “Yup.”
    Key: “Sharp rocks at the bottom?”
    DM: “Most likely.
    Key: “....Bring it on.”
    ONE RED VELVET CUPCAKE LATER....

  • @mocon7
    @mocon7 6 лет назад +23

    I just love everyone's gravestones being simple, then we get PFVMKDR3.

  • @estoy1001
    @estoy1001 7 лет назад +29

    Watching live that night, I'm yelling at the screen "Eagle, turn into an eagle!"
    Kind of glad she didn't, now...

    • @ettinakitten5047
      @ettinakitten5047 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, what would've otherwise been a minor scene is instead one of the funniest and most iconic scenes in the campaign.

  • @peacheyfour2009
    @peacheyfour2009 7 лет назад +36

    Great as always, I love how Matt is just a floating giant eye.

  • @cade11071994
    @cade11071994 7 лет назад +86

    One of the funniest, most WTF moments of the entire show! Definitely one for the highlight reel!

  • @robertbourbon5956
    @robertbourbon5956 7 лет назад +24

    Matt's steely voice as he says "Key'leth is dead and floating in the water."

  • @austinschrader8782
    @austinschrader8782 7 лет назад +18

    I think my favorite part is just Matt calming saying “This is to many dice for me to roll.”

  • @Invisibool
    @Invisibool Год назад +2

    I simply adore your interpretation of making Matt just a giant floating eye that the characters actively speak with

  • @nicholasbrouwer2317
    @nicholasbrouwer2317 7 лет назад +43

    I feel like situation could have been avoided.

    • @shadowscall4633
      @shadowscall4633 6 лет назад +16

      By 5 seconds of thinking?

    • @theoverlander4579
      @theoverlander4579 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, she can become an air elemental. That can fly.

    • @MasterPoppers
      @MasterPoppers 4 года назад

      @@theoverlander4579 Or a bird. Or even a flying fish or squirrel.

    • @danielcastillo591
      @danielcastillo591 4 года назад +1

      Or, bear with me
      Not jumping off a cliff

  • @Aplasticjones
    @Aplasticjones 7 лет назад +50

    Great scene. Love the Grog commentary throughout!

  • @Random_Kelsey
    @Random_Kelsey 7 лет назад +188

    Percy's headstone is hilarious. Tarry never actually died though, didn't he? He only went unconscious in the fight with the kraken.

    • @KingKevin108
      @KingKevin108 7 лет назад +9

      Random Kelsey spoilers. He hella died against Ripley

    • @Random_Kelsey
      @Random_Kelsey 7 лет назад +35

      Kingkevin108 I know Percy died against Ripley. I'm saying that Tarry Darrington never died, but a headstone for him was still included.

    • @aethon0563
      @aethon0563 7 лет назад +35

      The instant Tarry left the party, he secretly died off screen.
      At least in our hearts....

    • @aboubacar18
      @aboubacar18 7 лет назад +7

      Tiberious Stormwind

    • @jpumbaa1
      @jpumbaa1 6 лет назад +6

      Was Tarry ever TRULY a part of Vox Machina, though?

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 6 лет назад +689

    I’m not up to date with Critical Role and I don’t know the exact context of why this character jumped off a cliff or what she’s capable of but I do have to ask, why didn’t she just turn into a seagull or something?

    • @bluey1695
      @bluey1695 6 лет назад +224

      I got no idea, my guess is she thought being a goldfish would break her fall into the water? even if she was above water turning into a goldfish with that momentum, hitting water is like hitting concrete, she would've taken the exact same amount of damage.

    • @Exisist5151
      @Exisist5151 6 лет назад +238

      You see Marisha has this mentality that is you only live once except the exact opposite. So she tries whatever she wants and pays less attention than anyone else with the gravity of situations.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 6 лет назад +221

      Exisist well the *GRAVITY* of the situation turned her into a stain on the side of a rock.

    • @K4Z4Y
      @K4Z4Y 6 лет назад +62

      Inquisitor Thomas because she is an idiot.

    • @E2O10
      @E2O10 6 лет назад +201

      K4Z4Y You're totally missing the whole point of the game.. It's a game, first of all, they can do whatever the fuck they want. That's the beauty of d&d. Secondly, it's totally true to Keyleth's character, so she did the most correct thing she could have done in that situation. (other than going Keyteor)

  • @lawrencealcantara
    @lawrencealcantara 6 лет назад +6

    "did you just say we're gods? why would you even tempt that shit"
    and that's when i lost it and almost fell off my bed laughing

  • @Techsiltox
    @Techsiltox 2 года назад +9

    To give a bit of perspective on how high this is
    This cliff was over 1000ft tall. *The Empire State Building is 1200 ft.*
    *this chick dove off a mountain lmao*

  • @tearay1073
    @tearay1073 2 года назад +3

    For the longest time, I avoided this animatic thinking it was some super badass (and super spoilery) moment from C1. I've never been so happy to be wrong.

  • @snipegrzywa
    @snipegrzywa 7 лет назад +24

    Omg, been waiting for this. So perfect in this animation style

  • @koboldprime2257
    @koboldprime2257 2 года назад +4

    Now I want this officially animated. Still so good!

  • @sirinkaslana3709
    @sirinkaslana3709 3 месяца назад +2

    My favorite part of this animation is the animator going to great lengths to write out Percy's entire name in initials on his tombstone XD

  • @HDloly
    @HDloly 4 года назад +6

    1:24
    This laughing Keylish made my day. The cuttest thing ever.

  • @MrKennybass
    @MrKennybass 4 года назад +21

    Spoilers for Campaign 2:
    Keyleth: Oh my God, mom! I can't believe you're alive! I have so many stories to tell you!
    Scanlan: Tell her the story about the cliff and the goldfish!

  • @bogsphil
    @bogsphil 7 лет назад +102

    That TS tombstone will always tug at my heart.

    • @jakerice8518
      @jakerice8518 7 лет назад +1

      wait, who's TS? I'm all caught up, but I don't remember anyone with those initials dying.

    • @bogsphil
      @bogsphil 7 лет назад +15

      Jake Rice I encourage your memory.

    • @jakerice8518
      @jakerice8518 7 лет назад +4

      ah, how could I forget Tiberius.

    • @babyslime
      @babyslime 7 лет назад +4

      Oh shit I didn't connect that. Now I'm sad. :(

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 7 лет назад +4

      Yeah, the permanent one.

  • @ravenhull
    @ravenhull 3 года назад +4

    I love that with the tombstones, Percy’s has his full initials.

  • @ZombieChimpanzee
    @ZombieChimpanzee 4 года назад +31

    "before you hit the water?"
    "or the rock."
    died.

  • @Riako
    @Riako 3 года назад +4

    I absolutely adore how his voice was just so... done with everything. Like, "Is she really doing this? Okay, I will not save her..."

  • @vicenzostella1390
    @vicenzostella1390 2 года назад +6

    Something that is hilarious in the original is that Liam is laughing his ass off and joking in the beginning, but quickly goes into a breakdown like "I'M STARTING TO SWEAT! I DON'T SEE IT!! WHO SEES IT!!"

  • @ZombieChimpanzee
    @ZombieChimpanzee 5 лет назад +3

    Grog pulling the chart down and breaking it down makes this video.

  • @RobertHartleyGM
    @RobertHartleyGM 6 лет назад +6

    My favourite part of the original bit is when Marisha tried to justify turning into a goldfish and Sam says... "goldfish are not magnetically attracted to water...

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 5 лет назад +2

    You know something?
    No matter how many times I watch this, it never gets old. The sheer amount of thought process that Keyleth puts in before deciding on turning into a goldfish? Priceless.

  • @darkdesigns
    @darkdesigns 7 лет назад +4

    I don't remember hearing it in this video - but my favorite part of this moment was when Marisha tried explaining why she chose a goldfish to turn into, rather than something that could fly - and one of them (I think it was either Sam or Travis) said something to the extent of "fish are not magnetically attracted to the water!" :P

  • @Starrider.
    @Starrider. Год назад +3

    My favorite part of this is the fact that GLADLY by chance Laura had an enchanted with „revivify“ coin given her by Sam.
    I mean, one thing is when characters revive a friend fallen in the battle with their contributions to the ritual. But how would you have a straight face if she died like this „Yeah sorry God, she had issues, but we love her anyway“. That could easily be a permanent-permanent death.

  • @dubbingsync
    @dubbingsync 7 лет назад +7

    I was waiting for one of the animators to do this one

  • @JJaacckkyyee
    @JJaacckkyyee 7 лет назад +10

    This was beautifully animated. Ty

  • @Narutonarutonaruto85
    @Narutonarutonaruto85 Год назад +3

    This is how technically how I learned that Vex had died. I was unaware of any member of Vox Machina dying before watching this and now I find out they all had died at some point. Granted this also indicates their deaths didn't stick. This fact slipped my mind when watching S2E3 of The Legend of Vox Machina. At the end I realized that I had indirectly heard of Vex's death.

  • @kamille286
    @kamille286 2 года назад +3

    Ok I had heard of this moment for so long, and I always imagined this happening during an epic battle in which Keyleth jumped off the cliff to escape or something, and hit the water as a fish (taking damage since being an aquatic creature doesn't negate falling from 1000 feet)
    Turns out this was way funnier XDD

  • @Whagi87
    @Whagi87 7 лет назад +3

    The DM eye is great! Love this.

  • @Rusaarules
    @Rusaarules 3 года назад +2

    I love the fact that Travis is laughing his head off and then you see Laura and Ashley super concerned and telling him to stop.

  • @rasnac
    @rasnac 7 лет назад +26

    The funniest part is, even if she had hit the water in goldfish form (which has 1 HP btw) falling form that height, she would still die instantly. Oh Kiki, you are the best! :D

  • @testfire3000
    @testfire3000 4 года назад +1

    I have watched this a few times in a row after seeing this episode. Awesome work on a hilarious scene! I love the laughing face of the Keyleth goldfish, then how Grog shows up to explain the fall.
    Thank you for posting this! (ooh, 1000th comment!)

  • @shadowmage1988
    @shadowmage1988 7 лет назад +19

    Oh god I remember this, was laughing at her logic to do things. I always like how she thinks Gust is stronger than it is since it is just a cantrip. Gust of Wind might have launched her to safety. Her turning into a bird would have definitely would have saved her and then she could have just turned into a fish later to get the item. And her turning into an Elemental first would have probably gave her just enough hit points to not die die since I don't remember what her hit points were at then. Thank you very much for animating this. Will share this with a friend even if they don't D&D and watch Critical Role, they do love the animations though of their silly bits

    • @theinsanewombat1899
      @theinsanewombat1899 7 лет назад

      She would have survived it without wild shaping into anything at all since the maximum fall damage you can take is 10d6, or 60. Because terminal velocity or something.

    • @theinsanewombat1899
      @theinsanewombat1899 7 лет назад

      Or maybe it's 20d6? Keyleth could still take 120 damage.

    • @shadowmage1988
      @shadowmage1988 7 лет назад +7

      Yeah it is 20d6 but Matt seemed not to like that for the max fall damage or he forgot about it. Not sure considering it is a homebrew world with many homebrew rules. Falling damage not capping could have been one. Or it was for the God comment, to show who the true God was. I recall not if he ever replied to people yelling what max fall damage is. Since the rules are just a guideline and any DM can change them as they wish, just gotta stick with said change when it comes up again really to keep it consistent unless they honestly did not know what the actual ruling was and then go with the actual ruling. Lava damage being one of them once Matt found out what lava damage actual was.

    • @theinsanewombat1899
      @theinsanewombat1899 7 лет назад

      Though a high level character should still be able to survive an impact at terminal velocity, unless in exandria you just keep speeding up until you hit the ground.

    • @shadowmage1988
      @shadowmage1988 7 лет назад +2

      Normal falling rules yes. The damage that was dished out. Looking at their HP as of now if the Character Sheets on CriticalRoleStats is up to date(levels appear to be). Following massive damage rules where the remaining damage has to meet or exceed your maximum HP It would kill everyone in the party outright outside of Grog. He'd just fall unconscious. With normal falling rules and at max damage, the Twins survive it would a few HP to spare, Pike would just be left at 1.

  • @bobarnett2821
    @bobarnett2821 7 лет назад +1

    Literally just watched this episode last night. So amazing, exactly why D&D is so great.

  • @Toothpicklvr
    @Toothpicklvr 7 лет назад +5

    THIS WAS PERFECT

  • @latiab.8151
    @latiab.8151 7 лет назад +1

    This is my favorite one you've done. Everything about it is brilliant: the DM eye, the diagrams, the party in Keyleth's thought bubble... It's all perfect. Well done!

  • @xenio_m
    @xenio_m 5 лет назад +4

    Before she hit the ground, for a couple of seconds she was a pretty cute goldfish

  • @elaniarkady7351
    @elaniarkady7351 7 лет назад +1

    This was wonderful, the smiling goldfish, thought bubbles for everyone talking. Thank you!

  • @Mikemetal12
    @Mikemetal12 7 лет назад +8

    These are technically spoilers for me, but it's to funny XD now i want to get to that episode haha.

  • @GothicOctopus
    @GothicOctopus 3 месяца назад +1

    -turns into a fish-
    “WERE GODS”
    10/10 confidence and comedy

  • @MPLoura
    @MPLoura 7 лет назад +22

    Top 10 anime fuck ups.

  • @spacerogue8382
    @spacerogue8382 Год назад +1

    Lmao, I love how Percy's gravestone has ALL his initials.

  • @plgrn8r683
    @plgrn8r683 5 лет назад +5

    "Now officially, every member of Vox Machina has died..."
    So when are you guys gonna star in an episode of Supernatural then? You'd have a lot to talk about with a certain team that advocates free will....

  • @annapugh2154
    @annapugh2154 6 лет назад +1

    When I first started watching critical role this video kept on being reccomended to me, and i didn’t watch it because of spoilers but because of the title I thought it was gonna be a super serious video about how powerful vox machina had become and their legacy as heroes.
    Boy was I wrong.

  • @waltbriggs1821
    @waltbriggs1821 6 лет назад +4

    when matt explained the cliff, i thought (and i'd guess marisha did too) that it was more like a 7 not T\

    • @waltbriggs1821
      @waltbriggs1821 6 лет назад

      like, it slopes inward, not outward

    • @waltbriggs1821
      @waltbriggs1821 6 лет назад +1

      also matt said "You may hit the rocks or the water" and then travis started yelling "test it"

  • @spacegremlin9972
    @spacegremlin9972 Год назад +1

    God I hope this makes it in to show in some capacity

  • @darkflame8
    @darkflame8 7 лет назад +3

    I'm a bit sad that you didn't put in the part where Travis made the analogy of dropping a red velvet cake from 200 floors up. Or where Vex revives Keyeth and nearly throws up after watching her joints shift back into position.
    Also, why is Scanlan there, Tyrion was the one travelling with them at the time?
    Nevertheless, this is wonderfully done.

  • @Liesmith424
    @Liesmith424 7 лет назад +2

    I absolutely love this animation, and you are the bee's knees for creating it.

  • @clayshooting5571
    @clayshooting5571 7 лет назад +53

    seriously guys don't smoke weed

    • @abernathyrah3513
      @abernathyrah3513 7 лет назад +15

      Nah, smoke weed. Just don't smoke weed on a cliff.

    • @Twoswordsdrizzt
      @Twoswordsdrizzt 6 лет назад +12

      It wasn't getting high that killed her, it was the trip back down.

    • @Sotinaged
      @Sotinaged 6 лет назад +5

      i smoke a lot and not THAT dumb, just dont be marisha, i guess

  • @jellydogt
    @jellydogt 4 года назад

    I know it's been years - but thank you so much for animating this! The pure chaos of this scene, and this particular video, showing up on my recommended videos was the final push that got me started watching Critical Role over two years ago now.

  • @TJAnderson
    @TJAnderson 7 лет назад +8

    The comments section of anything Critter related gives me hope for humanity. Love you all.

  • @kylebaryonyx9478
    @kylebaryonyx9478 5 лет назад +1

    This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time
    The Mercer eye is so expressive and hilarious!