The fact that it took your brain like 10 minutes to fully comprehend iPad baby, and then immediately you started gagging after you processed it is so funny.
Thanks for the quality content Carson! Reminds me of how the deaf gods of our world look in disgust at their horrid creations on which they have brought life unto.
Carson playing what is essentially malware with Ronald Mcdonald slapped on top: *50,000 deaths* Carson playing Buckshot Roulette, a game with actual thought and effort put into it: *Wins easily* Also Mexican School Simulator using the same stolen assets as Yandere Simulator gave me vietnam style PTSD flashbacks
Im pretty sure that in mexican school simulator there is a side quest where a student tells you "Someone has stolen my burrito" and thats all i know about the game.
The fact that it took your brain like 10 minutes to fully comprehend iPad baby, and then immediately you started gagging after you processed it is so funny.
Humans have trouble processing lovecraftian bodies
I'm fully convinced that game was a psychological horror on cocaine
Probably one of the worst things anybody has done to the Doom engine.
@@TheFunniBaconMan I shouldn’t be surprised it’s running on Doom.
I´m so glad Carson is finally back. Great first video for your return
what are you talking about he uploaded 5 days ago
@@Solutra shut up
@@Solutra Stop talking
@@Solutralook under your bed
@@fisheyeraptor600 what is your problem
This was a nightmare as a vod watcher. Especially the part where Carson gets killed by Ronald McDonald 50 billion times.
SEE YOU IN ANOTHA LIFE, HAHAH
LITERALLY
This is why I kinda prefer watching the vods, you can't skip through if you're watching live
I'm in a time loop
i watched it live, i couldn't even skip over it
Hearing “see you in another life” 5000 times during stream was awesome
I'm in a time loop🍔
See you in another LIFE IS A GAME LIFE IS A FIGHT
See You in the Next World...
Window kill was actually a good concept for a game.
its on steam now
Ipad baby is better
6:40 IM IN A TIME LOOP ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️
Help me 🔥
Hey guys! I have no idea what’s going on!!!!
Cry about it
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
CHRISTO MY GOD YEEEESSS!!!
4:00 Top 10 Fatalities too brutal for Mortal Kombat
Carson casually beating Buckshot Roulette will never not be funny
it just got unfunny unfortunately
The time loop ending fucking killed me
Thanks for the quality content Carson!
Reminds me of how the deaf gods of our world look in disgust at their horrid creations on which they have brought life unto.
10:39 I love how Loki got mad at this part, that “What an idiot man” had me rolling 😂
I'm so glad I finally understand why the whole chat was saying "SEE YOU IN ANOTHA LIFE"
12:39 "Is this nirvana" LMAO
Carson playing what is essentially malware with Ronald Mcdonald slapped on top: *50,000 deaths*
Carson playing Buckshot Roulette, a game with actual thought and effort put into it: *Wins easily*
Also Mexican School Simulator using the same stolen assets as Yandere Simulator gave me vietnam style PTSD flashbacks
Can't believe carson is a real person.
my favorite character in this game is GUNT! I LOVE LARJ GUNT! IM SO GLAD HES BACK! THANK THE LORD!
I mean...following the theme of statistics a gambling problem can lead to a shotgun problem
my dad is NOT going to develop a shotgun problem
Surely...
@@josephbenedek Well that's good at least, shopping addictions are expensive
i’m so glad he’s back. reminds me of simpler times already
16:54 to 17:10 feels like it's going to be a short at some point
You cannot fool us, “Carson”.
The song in Jack Russell Connection is "Life Is A Game" by LOFT
My piss lacks color, it is a pale grey that steals warmth from the world
10:14 CARSON YOUR FINGER
Can't wait for carson to play cuelty squad.
Man really changed the thumbnail thought we wouldn’t notice
The itch persists
You should play Microsoft Flight simulator - it would make for a great stream of fun and wacky events. Hoorah!
i agree, carson should fly a boeing 747 :)
10:25 i am disappointed that you did not include the incredibly lengthy sequence of the dealer using various items before blowing his own brains out
WHYD HE CHANGE THE THUBMAIL!>? CARBON?!
I'm not sure why, but seeing that iPad Baby was running on, I think, GZDoom made me want to cry.
I need that .WAD file.
Ronald McDonald being stuck in a timeloop begging for release predicted the future HOLY SHIT IM BACK 12 YEARS.
you are ITCHY
you are ITCHY
they are in your skin
the bugs
they are there
ITCH
you witch
I love the new group so much
Really glad to see your views ramping back up. Been watching you since like 2020, you’re awesome Carson 👍🏿
a new video to have in the background while i weep in pain :D
good to see you back, carson
man, 'Life Is a Game' sure sounds different to how I remember it sounding
20:17 Oh hey, my funny quip got into the video, cheers, lol!
I hate the fact I know what the sound effect for the grenade in the McDonald’s game is the flashbang sound from black ops 1
0:12 useful information
Like how buckshot roulette was the only actual game
I think Carson needs to watch the Quaaludes man talk about Quaaludes.
Welcome back Carson so good to have you back man
I just saw the first game, and I already knew these other games are gonna be amazing.
10:15 no fucking way man
Love the Acapella in this one. Can't wait for more Acapella in future videos!
Ima be honest, Carson should’ve played Voices of the Void
17:36
Looks like it’s gonna be another year off
Ohhhhh, Perfect to play at 4:44 AM.
Jay-Z
Crugson i just got done with my college class and coming home to see a new upload from you is always sure to put me in a bad mood!
“See you in another life a-HA”
Rondale mcdondale
See you in another life! AhaHAHAHA
This is what i consider content.
I can't believe you didn't include the super cool new movie we unlocked in Wild Animal Racing durring this stream
carson i thank you with all of my soul for playing half sword, it is quite possibly my favourite game i've ever owned
See you in another life HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
I'm happy you're back from retirement, Carson!
Good to see you finally back!
this reminds me of simpler times
I didn't think my mental health could get any worse
wake up babe new garskins upload
On things i did not expect Carson singing Super Eurobeat
the ipad baby drop key is literally just left click
that first game runs in the doom engine lmao
Nice to see you back dude :) reminds me of simpler times ❤
10 seconds in and I lost, I couldn’t edge any longer! Great video! 😁
this video really itches me for simpler times
Bro turned into Rowan Stronghammer in Half Swrord
left click is to drop item btw
Yeah i got a shotgun problem
This video is like being in a techno club
19:23 Dude, I love Xenoblade 3!
FRICK spolier :(
see you in another life! ahahah!
So glad you came out of retirement to make your first video back
I just like how he Homer Simpson’d Buckshot roulette first try
ipad baby has detrimental effects on the human mind
My favorite part about the Time Loop ending is that its not even a time loop.
This was one of the first streams I turned up to in awhile and it was a fever dream for me, great stream nonetheless
No way carson is back after 2 years lets go!
Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment
I like the new genre of carson
cant believe this is his last video. godspeed carson, it takes me years to forgive.
Im pretty sure that in mexican school simulator there is a side quest where a student tells you "Someone has stolen my burrito" and thats all i know about the game.
I actually kept spamming game suggestions because I thought your stream wasn’t online yet, but I just forgot to refresh…
Life is a game, life is a fight
Reminder: Protogens go beep boop
I was having a really bad day and saw a new Carson upload, thinking it would cheer me up but it starts whit fucking Ipad Baby and Ipad Baby but 2D
Backshot roulette
We missed carl alot around here
me getting brutally axed in the head. no.... no.... no...
IPad baby has the attention span of an iPad baby
Why does Ronald McDonald sound like Mark Hamill’s Joker
He clearly likes it!
the last game was so rad i looked it up and beat it it was so fun
LIFE IS A GAME
LIFE IS A FIGHT
Hey man can you play that one racing game game it’s called the animal
BIG LION
My day has been saved by Carson once again 🙌
I’m sure this video is funny but it looks so unfortunate from the first minute that I don’t know if I can suffer through it
what are your earbuds called callmecar?