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  • Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2024

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  • @qzeq
    @qzeq  3 года назад +357

    EDIT: Hello new friends from TikTok! Feel free to sub if you liked 🥺
    Hey guys! I'm back to save the youtube editing game 😎 (Likes appreciated 🥺👉👈)

    • @Anadats
      @Anadats 2 года назад +2

      Oh by the way Mario 64 GPS is a full game you just need to shoot them more

    • @fanboyplayz6805
      @fanboyplayz6805 2 года назад +1

      YOU ARE STOOPID. The super mario 64 fps enemies aren't invincible. they take multiple hits to kill and king bomb omb needs to walk on landmines.

    • @green3lime333
      @green3lime333 2 года назад

      hey did you knew that the monke maze its basically inspired by a roblox game, to be exact, PM 6:06?

    • @AuringasLTU
      @AuringasLTU 2 года назад

      I don't watch tiktok but epic vid

    • @SuperOcelot_
      @SuperOcelot_ 2 года назад

      go back to mario 64 fps you just have to shoot the goombas more times an get closer to the boss it triggers a cutscene

  • @ECSOrder66
    @ECSOrder66 2 года назад +1598

    I saw my game, the Lego one, and I want to publicly apologize since I worked on this at age 11. I'm 15, and doing a bit better. Thanks for at least checking it out.

    • @TabooRetka701
      @TabooRetka701 2 года назад +315

      It's an insult to the industry to call that a game, but dude, being able to throw together some models and textures and code into the engine, compile that, and even publish. That's really impressive for an 11 year old!

    • @worms.
      @worms. 2 года назад +87

      @@TabooRetka701technically it still is a game
      It doesn’t have to be really super realistic and cool to be a game

    • @knightinshiningarmour69
      @knightinshiningarmour69 Год назад +16

      Can't wait to see what you come up next 🥐

    • @ECSOrder66
      @ECSOrder66 Год назад

      @@knightinshiningarmour69 Check my channel, no need to wait 😀

    • @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464
      @mischiefthedegenerateratto7464 Год назад +1

      @@worms. jokes, you have none

  • @L4nk
    @L4nk 3 года назад +846

    Sussy baka dating sim really elevated the game industry as a whole

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад +118

      Yeah with powerhouses like this I think visual novels could be the future of gaming.

    • @Markandpreston
      @Markandpreston 2 года назад +4

      Its a ddlc mod

    • @usswasp6530
      @usswasp6530 2 года назад +3

      same

    • @cripeathleaf5216
      @cripeathleaf5216 2 года назад +6

      @@Markandpreston no its a day shift at freddys hack

    • @link_2151
      @link_2151 2 года назад +8

      I wonder what the guy would have said if you chose „I want to fuck asuka“
      Not testing it cuz Im not as brave as the almighty qzeq

  • @kuars14
    @kuars14 2 года назад +871

    2:03 Hmm this game seems familiar... might be because I made it lol. Thanks for playing it, and the reason that there wasn't any enemies there is that the game is online, and isn't very fun alone

  • @novationo
    @novationo 3 года назад +259

    2:30 ah yes unity game
    **10 seconds earlier where unreal engine wants to do the dirty with your firewall**

  • @YellowCyanXY
    @YellowCyanXY 2 года назад +15

    6:50 *I love how the first result of this game in RUclips is it being malware*

  • @cloud-cv5tb
    @cloud-cv5tb 2 года назад +23

    4:52 i like this voice over tbh

  • @sumbuddy4088
    @sumbuddy4088 2 года назад +51

    2:30 “what is this default-ass unity game”
    *Flashback to 2 seconds ago when windows firewall blocked features of unreal engine*

  • @nulcow
    @nulcow 2 года назад +58

    Unreal Engine and Unity games tend to ask for network permissions for absolutely no reason. I think it's just the "analytics" collection that comes with the free versions of those engines.

    • @lylahsworld3930
      @lylahsworld3930 Год назад +1

      Which one should I allow, I get confused, but usually pick private networks, but I don't really understand what I'm agreeing to

  • @pattech3960
    @pattech3960 2 года назад +43

    Called COD: Mario Warfare a default unity game,
    when the engine was Unreal Engine.
    Every Unity User: *cries*

  • @aperson-ig5id
    @aperson-ig5id 2 года назад +32

    in super Mario 64, every enemy isn't invincible, they just need to get shot enough times

  • @MarxGen2408
    @MarxGen2408 2 года назад +91

    5:16 this got me laughing hard

  • @Enderbeast2000
    @Enderbeast2000 3 месяца назад +5

    6:26 bro have access to black myth wukong before people even know it exist 💀

    • @Däl-user
      @Däl-user 3 месяца назад

      This is definitely a le monke momento

  • @itsgaminglol988
    @itsgaminglol988 3 года назад +17

    “Oh nice computer you got here can I have it?” THIS MADE ME CRY-

    • @T1M4H
      @T1M4H Месяц назад

      lol fr

  • @milesipka
    @milesipka 2 года назад +10

    2:21 Indie games made with the Unreal Engine tend to trigger the Microsoft Defender antivirus software.
    The same thing happened to me when I tried two different Unreal Engine games.

  • @nathan.litchfield1
    @nathan.litchfield1 3 года назад +172

    i love these please keep making them!

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад +20

      Will do!

    • @nathan.litchfield1
      @nathan.litchfield1 3 года назад +5

      @@qzeq AYE i don’t know why I just now saw the response lol

    • @s3dmic
      @s3dmic 2 года назад +4

      +Rep Kanye West pfp

    • @neppie14.
      @neppie14. 2 года назад +2

      The damages also cost money i guess

    • @LeZergan
      @LeZergan 2 года назад +2

      His pc be like : *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @TheFNStickman
    @TheFNStickman 3 года назад +34

    I would say these itchio games are like really bad acid trips but that'd be putting it too lightly. It's more like the stuff the US government used for mk ultra with a little bit of pcp mixed in.

  • @Specimen-c1v
    @Specimen-c1v 2 месяца назад +3

    6:25 ain't no way bro saw the black myth wukong beta from wish

  • @Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer
    @Average-Cacodemon-Enjoyer 2 года назад +65

    You should do a full video around super Mario fps, because it's actually a good game and pretty funny. The enemies aren't actually invincible, there is just no animation for when you hit them and you have to talk to monty mole to get landmines to kill king bob-omb. It probably looks and plays like a virus game, but the more you play the better it gets

    • @NovaBoi7
      @NovaBoi7 Год назад +1

      thank you for saying it

  • @4Bakers
    @4Bakers 2 года назад +19

    2:29 How did you miss the massive Unreal Engine logo on the defender firewall screen?

  • @chinoluisnieves7672
    @chinoluisnieves7672 2 года назад +7

    2:56 is my favorite mario wants a computer

  • @ClassicEd
    @ClassicEd Год назад +8

    Did you know we have a game jam for making bad games? It's called the Game Breakers Toolkit Jam. A bunch of talented developers use their skillset to make the most miserable experience possible. One guy literally wrote a jpeg shader to make their game look bad. I played one game that was controlled via task manager. It was horrible.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Год назад +2

      lmfao sounds epic 😂

  • @epicmemes2998
    @epicmemes2998 2 года назад +7

    "what is this default ass unity game?" *moments after windows firewall blocks features from UE4

  • @nhatlehong8803
    @nhatlehong8803 Год назад +6

    4:07 bro right when the thing pull a glock i hear a massive explosion

  • @SoftBlade7
    @SoftBlade7 2 года назад +7

    Damn the Super Mario Forever game is so nostalgic!

  • @elementalcreeper2162
    @elementalcreeper2162 2 года назад +9

    3:12 this game is actullay used for speedrunning, belive it or not.

    • @junoceonia
      @junoceonia 2 года назад +2

      i can believe it, people did the same thing with mr krabs overdoses on ketamine

  • @ParaboZarty
    @ParaboZarty 2 года назад +88

    I recommend downloading cumland. The innovative gameplay and perfect lore of this 21st century masterpiece is astonishing. 10/10

    • @Enderbyte09
      @Enderbyte09 2 года назад +6

      Yes, with only console and the default pyinstaller icon, it truly is a masterpiece.

  • @WiktorGaming595
    @WiktorGaming595 Год назад +5

    5:03 qzeq Shit His Pants after seeing monke

  • @guy1231
    @guy1231 2 года назад +15

    6:41 i remember playing that game on my grandmas laptop in like 2014-2015 lol

    • @guy1231
      @guy1231 2 года назад

      ​@@ali645. joel reference

    • @ShameTooShame
      @ShameTooShame 2 года назад

      Was this game not a malware before?

    • @guy1231
      @guy1231 2 года назад

      @@ShameTooShame it was but as a child i didnt care, it installed softendo toolbar lol

    • @giornoisbestjojo605
      @giornoisbestjojo605 2 года назад

      @@ShameTooShame Indeed it was

    • @athemalive
      @athemalive 2 года назад

      @@giornoisbestjojo605 no, it wasnt.

  • @therealpeter2267
    @therealpeter2267 Год назад +1

    2:28 "Look at this default ahh Unity Game!" - made in Unreal 🤯

  • @SpillsOnEverything
    @SpillsOnEverything 3 года назад +8

    damn it I've been trying to find a way to use that floating Mario head in a video for ages. but ill never top that intro. gold!

  • @aldochillgaming2381
    @aldochillgaming2381 Год назад +2

    6:38 Bro wth why ie there Miho Nishizumi From Girls und panzer 😂😂

  • @vortiez.
    @vortiez. 2 года назад +3

    qzeq: this mario FPS game sucks
    also a guy with 1M subscriber named YuB: i freaking love this game

    • @Falling_Down
      @Falling_Down 2 года назад

      Alpharad and speedrunners lol

  • @Jb___
    @Jb___ 2 года назад +7

    2:41 I feel like my dog xd

  • @kman12590
    @kman12590 11 месяцев назад +1

    btw that mario fps you have to shoot the goombas a few times and to start the fight with big bomb to kill em

  • @devmewyerfrenchie
    @devmewyerfrenchie 2 года назад +5

    8:03 me : uuuh ok i i think its an option
    microwave : 911 whats your emergency
    me : i need all the freaking fbi here right now , E V E R Y S I N G L E O N E agent of the fbi RIGHT NOW

  • @slimygames5398
    @slimygames5398 2 года назад +8

    "oh, nice computer you got there, can I have it?"
    -mario kindly asks

  • @confusingshrimp6988
    @confusingshrimp6988 2 месяца назад +2

    5:59 BLACK MYTH WUKONG FIRST EDITION???

  • @the3th3-f2s
    @the3th3-f2s 2 года назад +7

    4:46 THIS IS COPYRIGHT OF WINNING SMILE MAZE GAME THAT HAS SO MANYLEVELS LIKE 200

  • @Not_ellernate21
    @Not_ellernate21 Год назад +1

    The thumbnail go crazy bro

  • @Mrbonnieforsakenar12
    @Mrbonnieforsakenar12 2 месяца назад +1

    The mario shooter game the goombas are not immortal you gotta shoot them alot of times

  • @IAmYusis
    @IAmYusis 2 года назад +1

    6:08 The fact that Y0ruichi's comment was made 69 days ago is just..

  • @ItsMe_Victor
    @ItsMe_Victor 2 года назад +1

    I love the comments saying "I remember playing super mario forever"
    It is a very dangerous virus, actually harmful and even though i dont remember what it does, i know it is very dangerous

  • @spinxspinxspinx
    @spinxspinxspinx Год назад +1

    I don't think qzeq DOES NOT understand that there is no such thing as a Default Unity Assets or Default Unreal Game

  • @addy6042
    @addy6042 2 года назад

    *2016* : Overwatch ,Inside ,Uncharted
    *2021* : Sussy Baka Dating Simulator....
    *2022* : *SUSSY BAKA DATING SIMULATOR 2

  • @SeaEnderman69
    @SeaEnderman69 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact: this is supposed to be a fun fact, this is actually an ad for subscription

  • @GoofyDominoes
    @GoofyDominoes 2 года назад +4

    3:36 The WHAT land?

  • @matejtrollface
    @matejtrollface Год назад

    the ape escape music at 5:58 is bringing some nostalgia alright

  • @tinnemaibohm7635
    @tinnemaibohm7635 2 года назад +3

    ESCAPE LE MONKES LAIR IS LITERALLY JUST PM 6:06 BUT MONKE

  • @hwdrlkh
    @hwdrlkh 2 года назад +4

    Your content is very good, I've binged watched all of your videos from this series.

  • @beanofknowledge2125
    @beanofknowledge2125 2 года назад +9

    1 minute in and we already have a timeless masterpiece

  • @bloomy1050
    @bloomy1050 Год назад +1

    mario forever is a childhood game for me :p

  • @oofiooof
    @oofiooof 2 года назад +5

    2:11 omg invisible ps4 controller real!!!!!!111111111!11111

    • @oofiooof
      @oofiooof 2 года назад

      and console!!1!1111!

  • @alexthejolteon8664
    @alexthejolteon8664 Год назад +1

    Bruh youtube fr tagged this game as among us XD

  • @PixelCodes
    @PixelCodes 2 года назад

    2:30 what is this default ass unity game?
    Unreal Engine 4: i'm unity's twin!

  • @timothyverbist5795
    @timothyverbist5795 2 года назад

    Mario: (with Italian accent) Oh nice computer you've got here! Can i have it?!
    Your PC: *shows BSOD*

  • @GuyWithTheChin
    @GuyWithTheChin 2 года назад +1

    i have super mario 64 fps it take four shots from the pistol to kill goombas

  • @bxgelzz854
    @bxgelzz854 Год назад +1

    the last one looks like its run by renpy

  • @temmie3325
    @temmie3325 2 года назад +2

    The real reason i clicked is because i saw a pyinstaller logo on the file

  • @pianoofied
    @pianoofied 2 года назад +2

    Im just here to say that this is the first video i watched on your channel and i decided to write this to boost u in the algorithm cuz ur content is amazing.

  • @malpy1lm
    @malpy1lm 3 года назад +3

    5:20 was the best 😂

  • @pxelghast5401
    @pxelghast5401 2 года назад

    The fact that mario is always the one to take over his computer is funni

  • @liamroberts422
    @liamroberts422 2 года назад

    Nice touch of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass at the beginning

  • @darkshadowsx5949
    @darkshadowsx5949 Год назад +3

    this is making me want to develop games again.
    i got a few i started and gave up on like these creators did. some where just to see if i could make specific game mechanics.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Год назад

      This is your sign to do it
      Game development is fun 👍

  • @timhagedorn6890
    @timhagedorn6890 Год назад

    the shooting in mario fps feels just like shooting in my dreams. everything and everyone is invincible

  • @taer3098
    @taer3098 3 года назад +2

    there is no way you called that "default" motion blur an unity game while it said UE4 when enabling firewall OMEGALUL

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад

      Close enough 😅

  • @8star8wars8
    @8star8wars8 3 года назад +10

    Great video once again! What do you use to record your footage? It looks good

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  3 года назад +12

      I record everything with OBS! The key is to use a very high bitrate on the recording so you can zoom in clearer while editing.

    • @8star8wars8
      @8star8wars8 3 года назад +2

      @@qzeq I never thought about it like that, that's some really good advice, thanks!

  • @ryiekondo6549
    @ryiekondo6549 Год назад +1

    6:32 guy just stole a producing game called black myth:wukong

  • @emiel333
    @emiel333 2 года назад

    “Nintendo, please take note, this is what a platformer should look like” hahaha 😂😂😂

    • @emiel333
      @emiel333 2 года назад

      @Baconmaxyy At 1:01

  • @oyasumidrawz
    @oyasumidrawz 2 года назад

    “Oh nice computer ypu got, can i have i-“
    My fav part xd

  • @therealpikopiko
    @therealpikopiko Год назад +1

    great vid my guy love the content and editing, keep it up :D

  • @vladimirnikitin984
    @vladimirnikitin984 2 года назад +2

    0:54 that a bit... SUSSY

  • @sequelz
    @sequelz 2 года назад +1

    the super mario forever game actually looks cool

  • @TechDude3000
    @TechDude3000 3 года назад +5

    2:31 Its a unreal engine game lol

  • @KIKO.GD1
    @KIKO.GD1 2 года назад +22

    i love how he thinks the enimies are invincible in the game when really he didn't shoot them enough to kill them xD

  • @batuanpeskow
    @batuanpeskow 2 года назад +3

    6:24 least muscular turk😎😎😎😎

  • @kuba9286
    @kuba9286 Год назад +1

    Mario, music, voice, everything: New
    New = boring
    Reverse effect, searching for the gummy bear reverses, osito gominola en espanol pero es un queso, gangnam style reverses: Old
    Old = cool

  • @6zbp886
    @6zbp886 2 года назад

    now this is the content i like to see on my recommended

  • @korneplodus4605
    @korneplodus4605 Год назад

    “Downloadable abomination” moment was strong

  • @48-_
    @48-_ 2 года назад +1

    Him:qzeq
    Subtitles:cuzek

  • @faizangyt8350
    @faizangyt8350 2 года назад

    6:41 ayo out of nowhere my childhood game has appeared lol. This game is the thing that brought me into the skydiving of gaming

  • @Megaball_master
    @Megaball_master 6 месяцев назад +2

    0:48 has anyome notice the bfdi face on the pfp?

  • @Ice-hs5gf
    @Ice-hs5gf 3 года назад +2

    The goblin of penguins has uploaded:D

  • @brentsnocomgaming7813
    @brentsnocomgaming7813 2 года назад +1

    The new 2012 Super Mario Forever is Amazing.
    You HAVE TO Download and play it!

    • @ItsMe_Victor
      @ItsMe_Victor 2 года назад

      or not, i think you are trying to get a virus on his pc, so maybe dont

  • @buzdi_dop
    @buzdi_dop 2 года назад +1

    mario forever is actually a great game i spent hours and hours on it when i was younger

    • @ElectroDragon777
      @ElectroDragon777 2 года назад +1

      I agree. Mario games are pretty good. I have played Mario and Fangames like Mario Forever, Mario Forever All-Stars for over 8 years now...

    • @ItsMe_Victor
      @ItsMe_Victor Год назад

      Fun fact: it's also a very dangerous virus that's ready to destroy your Pc!

  • @CagelousNicolai
    @CagelousNicolai 2 года назад

    sussy baka dating sim = doki doki literature club, CHANGE MY MIND

  • @powersik.
    @powersik. 5 месяцев назад +7

    we are not terrorists :c

    • @4gxl
      @4gxl 5 месяцев назад

      And?

    • @powersik.
      @powersik. 5 месяцев назад

      @@4gxl Phone picks up * "Hello, Spongebob house"
      (The other man) ** ** God."
      (Spongebob)
      The what?
      (Another man) "Religion." * SpongeBob stops, the video ends sadly.

    • @VinayPaa
      @VinayPaa 2 месяца назад

      ​@@powersik.No one cares about you buddy

  • @eseeg
    @eseeg 2 года назад

    this series is a gold mine

  • @overused_joke7994
    @overused_joke7994 2 года назад +5

    0:32 wierder than the next? so it progressively gets less weird?

  • @a7super_07
    @a7super_07 2 года назад

    Phil Swift: Hi can't feel my legs(yaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!)

  • @WiktorGaming595
    @WiktorGaming595 Год назад +1

    5:21 That timing!

  • @SASTSimon
    @SASTSimon 3 года назад +2

    I remember when i made a rly bad gameboy game and put it on itch

  • @oldaccount221
    @oldaccount221 2 года назад

    I hate the fact that I've actually played "Escape Le Monke's Lair" before, as well as "Monke."

  • @GreatWhiteTree
    @GreatWhiteTree 2 года назад

    Just found u yesterday and I love ur videos!!!

  • @traops7601
    @traops7601 2 года назад

    when I watched 6:40 I threw ERROR pc at me so that I didn't enjoy the video as much as before lol

  • @sfisher923
    @sfisher923 Год назад

    A bit of explanation for Neon Genesis Evangelion for "Sussy Baka Dating Sim
    A depressed kid named Shinji gets recruited by NERV along with Asuka a German/Japanese person and Rei who has Cloning Blues and their team leader is Misato who is basically Sailor Moon but as a heavy drinker their robots (02 is Asuka's with 01 being Shinji's and 00 being Rei's) and it's basically Twin Peaks of Mecha

  • @YeahBoi99966
    @YeahBoi99966 2 года назад

    goombas aren't immune to the guns, it just needs a few shots

  • @Wrench42069
    @Wrench42069 2 года назад

    qzeq: The Adorable Penguin

  • @Nakagolas
    @Nakagolas Год назад

    That song you used in the intro went well with what was going on.

  • @Trytonte
    @Trytonte 2 года назад

    Super Mario forever music that was used in the loading screen:
    ruclips.net/video/c31NSrsRLek/видео.html