The Cool Aunt Rant
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- Опубликовано: 25 апр 2024
- Tim Dillon has a lot of thoughts on the articles being written about his favorite type of person, the Cool Aunt.
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I pray regularly for Tim to be a station on gta6. I would never fucking turn it off.
Amen to that!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼
Hopefully they update his station regularly in order to avoid repetitive rants. I remember hating the station on Far Cry 4 for that same reason.
just listen to his podcast while you play idiot
Fucking radio gold
Yes… Radio X’s new radio host
I had a cool aunt growing up. She would drink smoke amd party like no other grown up i knew. Shes my second mom and someone i love dearly. But when i got older and had a big break up of my own. I asked my cool aunt what i should do. She told me that trust was never a real thing. I realized then that my cool aunt was really just a heartbroken women. Left by the person she loved the most. Life changing moment for me
Not many people experience a life-changing moment through another person’s - even a loved one’s - experience. Your ability to do that will prevent you from making a lot of mistakes on your own 👍
Janice on The Sopranos is the epitome of this archetype 😂😂😂
Absolutely! Hahaha
Nah, it's Sarah from Six Feet Under
What happened to Richie aunt Janice
That’s who I was picturing in my head as he was describing the cool aunt 💀
But her hippy streak ran out
Tim Dillon singing Fleetwood Mac is what you and I need and didn't know until the algorithm fed us this video
Correct
Amen
Yup lol....
This is one of the best bits tim has ever done
No doubt I'm cracking tf up
Gold.
I have to agree
I was tattooing a woman in her mid 30s when I first listened to this, I watched this woman realize she was the "cool aunt" throughout the session, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen hahahaha
@@Gane-Shillis that is a fantastic story. I think we all know like 4 women like this
Tim has a good rock voice.
I didn't know I needed a Tim Dillon cover album.
Aunt Deb's Mixtape
almost wasted on here in the realms of podcasting
Just gonna comment and say he has decent pitch for joke singing. He does well at karaoke night ill bet
Aunt Deb is so cool she has a Planned Parenthood punch card.
Totally a sign that she's living her best life and not just screwing strangers to make herself feel like she's not a loser
Big Biznuss
She deliberately got knocked up again just because she wanted to take advantage of the Buy 1, Get 1 Free abortion special.
She has frequent flyer status, and can jump guests on the line,- you know, - the ones that were a little too medicated to realize that the morning after didn't take?Or that she forgot to take it?
My sister is already trying to claim the cool aunt status with our 8 month old nephew. It’s unbearable
Not "trying to claim" it 😂🤣😭
Sounds like my ex 😂😂
When the rain washes you clean....
@@mikebubar1880 Nice work Mike!
It's not just the Aunts. Lots of people hide their misery with a cool facade.
Yeah there are creepy uncles.
Creepy uncles are creepy precisely because they stopped trying to be cool and just gave up.
Had one like that. Coke and whiskey addict, hung out with whores but outside of that just a shell of a man.
Metaphorically speaking, we all wear masks.
🤣
he literally gifted at dropping u into the reality of the circumstances
Tim has the body language and presentation of a muppet. And I’m here for it.
Dang it’d be cool to see a muppet version of Tim
when you grow up you begin to realize that the 'cool aunt' isn't cool at all and that's why all those boyfriends she had that you really liked left your life and were never seen again
They went back to their official girlfriends or found a new side piece
I can't relate to this at all lol
Thisssss my cool aunt disappeared after she called CPS on my mom for not sweeping 5 times a day when the dog was shedding XD
Growing up is realizing all those boyfriends she had were terrible people, and that’s why she’s alone. That’s why she’s a little off - they put her through hell. She wants peace now, and she deserves it. Players only love you when they’re playing. She’s too knowledgable about the ways of the world to ever go back.
@@lvl11717so she constantly picked terrible boyfriends?
“Everybody’s life is a tragedy to some degree…” beautiful
The "cool aunt" is now extremely overweight and working overnight shifts at Mobile Mart 😂
Tim singing my favorite Fleetwood Mac songs, they remind me of my best friend who has since passed. Her name was Sarah. I have a photo of her next to the candle my sister got me that literally reads "IM A COOL AUNT"
I AM CRYING LMAO
Tim isn’t a comedian, he’s a prophet. Yes or yes?
@@kevinblue1976 yes, truly
Life imitates art
SARA! You're the poet in my heart!!!
This is amazing. Lmao
We need a compilation of all of Tim’s singing
He is truely gifted
Ya!
@@valairsoftit's a vibe
“my name is Krista! i got frizzy hair and a big bush!” 😂
“When the rain washes you clean your nose” 😂
This Cool Aunt segment is hilarious, and the singing tops it off!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
I’m in a new lesbian-fronted band who just started covering “Dreams” by Fleetwood Mac so this really hits close to home
Men become Dennis, women become aunt Deb. Life in the big city.
My aunt made me designated driver from Denver when I was 14
Good life experience 👍
Over the mountains? Lol, she probably got you to honk the horn while driving through einsenhower tunnel.
This is the latest and greatest of Tim’s many masterful character portraits
Aunt Deb yell whispering through “gritted teeth”…. I died.
“Drink and drive you have no kids to kill”
“Go home and take that bottle of pills”
Fleetwood Mac just as I remembered, while fisting myself :)
This made me laugh! Fantastic comment!
“She goes… to the well… of her pain! “-Dillon 😂💀
Tim has the voice of an angel. He was singing and baby deer started to emerge from the forest.
8 minutes in and this is already a classic Tim rant absolute masterclass
As a single man in my early thirties, I love seeing the “cool aunt” at the bar. All I have to do is compliment their sun hat and it’s an easy pull.
so true 💀
"There's a Fleetwood Mac cover band playing just a few bars over"
PULLL THAT COOL AUNT GETT THOSE CHEEEKS A CLAAAAPIN
THUNDEEER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS RAAAAININ
😂
Gross
🏌️♂️
Cool aunts are just the younger child who never did anything with their life
My cool aunt slept with all my friends and made it weird.
Hell yeah
Was I one of your friends?
That's what she's for
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS WILD
Which part was weird? The fact that she was banging your friends or was it the fact that she got all your friends sprung then dropped them like hot potatoes after she got what she wanted? 😂
2:53 Lol! Overall this performance deserves an award and Fleetwood Mac should do the honors of presenting it to Tim.
Fisting, and underrated way of describing stuff.
this entire episode was about cool aunts. he kept coming back to it
I cant listen to the song without hearing tim's version now 🤣🤣
Here's the thing no one talks about sometimes parents don't like their kids cause they're just assholes
The asshole apples don't fall far from the asshole tree
All that matters is what happens to gay kids, it don't matter if you get bullied, all that matters is that the gay kid say they were bullied
The kids or the parents??
Cool Aunt is unhappy due to unspecified trauma and subsequent poor choices. She is resentful of the normies who have easy lives: healthy children, unproblematic marriages, and nice houses. Her intervention with the nieces and nephews is actually subversive, she's trying to undermine the values of her normie brothers and sisters. When you can't have kids, you try to mess up your siblings kids. It's diabolical genius.
This is why you always vet your gf's friends before ever even considering marriage or long term business. Seen many friends relationships go south due to meddling broads or drama seeking queens sabotage.
I’ll be the ideal citizen in grand theft auto, please make a Tim Dillon radio station. I’ll just drive around in the car.
I'd start playing the game just because of that, driving around in the car sand minding my business while listening to Tim.
As the cool aunt, this is sadly so accurate 😂😂😂😂
I can make you a cool momma 😏😘😳
THANK YOU FOR TAKING ACCOUNTABILITY
Cool aunt: "My friend Jimmy was gay. He was in a relationship with his own father." Dammit, where is my inhaler? I am dying.
"Cool uncle: yes! Cool aunt: nope!"
-Every single child that has ever lived.
This is the best rant I've ever heard.
Could it have something to do with the fact that my ex-wife had an aunt named Debbie who what is an old hippie lady who wears a leather jacket, tie dye t-shirts, smokes mad cigarettes, drinks Natty light, talks like RFK Jr and jammed Fleetwood Mac incessantly?
Yes.
Oh man! This hit home 😂 my cool aunt had a leather jacket, smoked cigs, and drove an IROC-Z
Damnnn...Tim has some decent pipes!!
YASSSSSSSS
“ go home and taaaaake those bottle of pills” 😂😂😂
0:27 hit the nail on the head with that part
I dated a cool aunt. This is very true Tim very true.
Tim rants are the drug I live for more and more every day.
Deb sounds like Elizabeth Banks' character on Modern Family. Party girl who is (not so) secretly tragic.
Tim’s got a great singing voice for real
Another Outstanding Show!! Thank You Timmy Polo!! Cool Aunt Was Done On Point Bro!!
This was such a good bit
Tim Dillon is such an American gem 💎 ❤
Champagne rant as usual, from the best in the business.
Best in the fake business
Great work as always Tim!
WHEN THE RAIN WASHEEES YOU CLEAN YOULL KNOWW
It is one of the great wonders of the world of how spontaneously funny Tim Dillon is
I adore you Tim Dillon. You're my favorite sarcastic and smart Podcast Dude ❤❤❤😂😂😂
Classic Tim Dillon bit
Money is not meant to control people rather it is meant to be put to work producing more money for you. You cannot build wealth without putting money in its rightful place.
People don't understand that the prices of things are never going back down. This inflation is deeper than we think. Those buying groceries are well aware that the real inflation is much over 10%. The increments don't match our income, yet certain investors still earn over $365,000 in stocks and assets. Wish I could accomplish that.
Very possible! especially at this moment. Profits can be made in many different ways, but such intricate transactions should only be handled by seasoned market professionals.
Finding yourself a good broker is as same as finding a good wife, which you go less stress, you get just enough with so much little effort at things
Jeff demonstrates an excellent understanding of market trends, making well informed decisions that leads to consistent profit
I'm new at this, please how can I reach him?
2:24 lol dude I’m like crying laughing stopppp 😭😭
Cool aunt sounds like she’s using her siblings’ kids to compensate for her f-ups.
I prefer Rumors by Fleetwood Mac as a lifestyle choice. Regardless, that was an amazing bit. Funny stuff.
Mick Fleetwood slaying the drums, reminds me of 'animal' (from the muppets) love em both!
this ep ruled 😂🤘
His best rant in years 😂
Your comedy hits deep at times
This is way too accurate 😂
Tim had fun with this one 😂
be a unit of production
This is gold
😂 Fleetwood Mac. This has to be one of the funniest bits Tim has ever done.
“The Cool Aunt Rant” is an awesome video title
I’ll never hear that song the same without laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He has ruined it 😂
Adding Fleetwood Mac got me.🤣🤣🤣
Whenever he describes the cool aunt its always just jordan jensen
Lmaoooo
I know a lot of people feel centered when they come, but I feel centered when I listen to you
Damn, Tim’s got some pipes!!!
Hey Tim good morning
The Sunday at 4:30 drinking margaritas as the bar with chips instead of fries is unbelievably accurate.
Well Tim, we wish your friend’s aunt deb well.
“Reverse engineering these people with very tragic lives into folk heroes” yep
❤❤❤ Cool Uncle here
Showing my nephews to Smile and keep it real while enjoying this Ride
I cant this is too funny 😂
I like childfree aunties
This bit is up there with Life in the Big City
Tim would actually be a great singer holy crap
Dear Fleetwood Mac , it definitely can thunder without rain !
This was such a funny bit I had this aunt
😂😂😂😂 im dead!! Damn Tim Dillon is the funniest man alive!!
only second time of ever watching Tim. If its going to be more of this shit, I am going to be here alot more often
Honestly shocked I’m saying this but I wanna hear Tim sing some karaoke now that was pretty good 🤣
You need cool aunt. Baby I’m not foolin’
Omg that is why I’m always late to weddings
14 minutes of Tim projecting his teens years on us
Tim discovered the Wine Aunt meme
we wish them well
I love my auntie Dillon 😂
Tim’s Cool Aunt = Sue Dillon 🚬🚬🚬
Hey Dillon I think you're the best