I am involved with a Disney adult. It is very, very, very weird. She go's to Anaheim at least 6 to 8 times a year. Doesn't even go on the good rides. I don't get it. Standing in line with children and foreigners for long periods of time does not sound enjoyable
TikTok and Instagram people too… God I hate that voice pattern and affectation… “come with me as I spend the day shoveling food in my face and bitching about the size of theme park dining seating”
Same I think Disney adults are an anthropological treasure. Now we have all these subcultures like these fat chicks. We are truly living in a golden age.
@@UFOJaneKyleYes, precisely. If Aliens came to Earth, they’d see human Disney adults, leave, and never come within 10 light years of this planet again.
Historically speaking, I don't recall ever reading about oppressed groups ever acting with such a sense of entitlement and doing it whilst enjoying such privileges like eating junk food at Disneyland.
Just like everything else in society you have to accept that people have perspectives that don't have a foundation in the reality the rest of us experience. It's not something to be mad at.
@@Yugemos Except these people politicize their perceived oppression and then attempt to legitimize it through legislation. This isn't a matter of interlocutors speaking past one another and referring to their interlocutions as "their truth". This is serious.
@@Yugemos Your health insurance costs extra because of morbidly obese people, and countless other things in our lives cost extra because of malicious people that falsely claim victimhood. They are stealing our money. That is something to get mad at.
OMFG I'm a fat woman and trying hard to be healthy throughout a lot of issues, I'm very against fatphobia and yet I cannot understand that group of girls! Plus I've tried milkshakes twice in my life and when I eat junk food I enjoy it but, first of all I don't have money to dump on tours and travels and secondly why they're not honest about how you feel after eating that food??? I have to pay those actions with easyly three hours of bitter teas...Because my liver is very unforgiving so...That "glamorous plus size life" couldn't be farther away from the truth 😢
@@ClaLu no sense in being honest in todays media environment, its not about being truthful or trying to get to deeper truths or anything that doesnt pad your life with benefits and giveaways. Its engage and move to the next grift.
@@RobBigs-lu8bq that's so sad 😢 but I don't want to give up on the internet and there's good people in it, fighting every day to create healthy spaces online and we have to support it...We have to ❤️
My sister is almost 50 and her, her husband, and my nephew go to Disneyland like 3 times a year. And they called me a downer cause I talked shit after the 3 rd time they wanted me and my 16 year old daughter to go. Yeah, I’m a downer, cause I’m not a big slow kid who enjoys an overpriced amusement park over and over and over again.
Yep. My cousin got a ticket from Chicago to Paris for $450 total last month. It's close though bc the food I guess was expensive, but it's doable with very little effort to save money by going to Paris vs Disney. 2015-2018 I would backpack south America in nice places for $2,000 a month for everything including the ticket.
"The dumbest, least interesting people I know constantly bring their kids to Disney World...take them one time, take them when they are five. If they ask to go back, well we dont do that you know why?mom and dad have brains. So we plan vacations where we can learn a little something too" - Tim Dillon
I went there once with my wife and kid, they were in line for hours at it’s a small world. Meanwhile I wandered the park while listening to the entire 10,000 days album by Tool, it was truly a magical experience.
When I go with my family I get ridiculously high and it actually makes it worse cause I just over analyze everyone and just panic inside my head until the day is over
The newest inclusive Disney character!! Only plus sized characters can wear their costume around the park! But you have to go to them... They never move locations.
Thank you! Even when i was nine years old, i thought disneyworld was fake and dumb. The same year i asked my mom why our 4th grade class had to take a standardized test (No.2 pencils!) sponsored by the Army. "Why do they care?" I asked.
You know the character “Joker” from Next Friday? Apparently the machine that cloned him is stuck on full speed, and it’s just depositing foos into Disneyland in California
I use to work with a Disney person,,she was the boss,,funny young grandma type,,,i was a meathead,ton of tattoos security guy,,,she talked endlessly about how great it was,she had season passes,,,planned trips with her grown weirdo kids,,,it was so much
I love being a Disney adult that’s in shape, stays off social media and doesn’t meet the characters. I just ride the rides and get the F out the park. Tron and Guardians are awesome rides no one can deny that.
@@billy6464 disney rides are very accessible. overweight people, yes, can enjoy. but also there are many rides for those in wheelchairs, etc. Cosmic Rewind is intense but if you are ever able to ride it, I recommend it!
The world needs more investigators that go boots on the ground to find out the truth. God bless these ladies and their missions...going out there, in it, deep in there, to discover the data...and to share it.
Proud to say my parents never took me or my siblings to Disney World or Land 😂 They took us to places like Graceland, Yellowstone, Niagara Falls, Carlsbad caverns, camping ect… my dad refused to pay for plane tickets so we’d all cram into a suburban and go on huge road trips, stay at shitty motels bc “We are only here to sleep a few hours, I ain’t paying for luxury” lol. We also went to Canada every summer to a family lake house in Quebec for a month and all my family spoke French so we had to learn. Honestly, it was a badass childhood. Only theme park we went to was Astro World, and rides there were legit AF and you could get in free with enough empty coke cans.
I have a young child and have def spent my money and time at Disney properties, but everything this man is saying is true. Most of these childless adults that go to Disney are def missing out on their vacation time, I will never understand it.
I love it when Tim spontaneously makes the decision that he's gonna say what he's gonna say 2 seconds before the video ends and guarantee that it doesn't get monetized LMFAO.
I had a high school chorus teacher who loved disney and hes about the only disney adult ive ever known who wasnt a complete nightmare. He was also super self aware about it.
I just went to Disney with my kids (3 & 7) there were no children at Disney world. We were in line for a princess and my kids were the only children in line. Actually scary......we won't go back.
I went to Disney World as a kid and it was the most boring thing I ever did. Then I went to Universal Studios, and that was awesome. I am so glad I got to see the terminator two 3-D live action bit
We went about 10 years back to both and Universal is so much better. Disney is now just wall to wall strollers and scooters. And those mofos are rude as sh*t- even though you're the one hoofing it and sweating your a** off, they yell for you getting in THEIR way. Every restaurant and ride has a pile of these outside you have to try to skirt around, leaving no room for actual foot traffic. Seeing 8, 10 and even 12 year old sized kids in strollers- you're in the 6th grade, get your a** up and walk. I just saw your little butt running into everyone 5 minutes ago.
I took my kids to DW maybe 5 years ago. Saw a woman with such an ample upper back that she had a tattoo of the entire Magic Kingdom with no less than 20 of her characters spanning across it.
Back when my best friend had a sister who worked at Disneyland and they still had family passes so you could get relatives in for free a certain amount of times per quarter and all that, he and I would use that, drop acid and go peoplewatch in between a couple rides here and there. Some of the most fascinating smoothbrains I’ve ever seen in my life. And I taught my friend how to Mormon-spot too, you can tell when they’re in Anaheim for their pilgrimage to Mormon Mecca.
"The dumbest, least interesting people I know go to Disney World constantly"
This is a PSA 🗣️🗣️🗣️
What about Disneyland???
Damn gurl yeah gurl honey gurl baby gurl you right girl
The Tefft-dog disagrees.
Agreed, by the way. Have you ever left the states?
Has it become cheaper to visit?
My friend put it best by saying "Tim Dillon is the Rush Limbaugh I've always wanted."
😂😂😂😂
He's the Rush limbaugh for gen z
That golden mic touch 🎉
He's Mush Limbaugh
Hot damn, I was thinking "Fun" Rush Limbaugh 😂
Dude if you ever have to legitimately ask yourself if you’ll FIT inside a building there’s something wrong
'I liked the burger much more than the salad.' What were the odds of that? lol
They had restricted circulation from getting choked by the table
😂😂😂
Lol haha 🤣🤣🤣
Tim is a method actor...when he talks about these people he becomes those people, and that why we love him.
Disney Adults are a whole other breed of people
I’m related to two of them.
The only rivals to cruise enjoyers
@@biggiesmalls3096 Disney cruises adults are the final boss
Pretty generous calling them people
😂😂😂
I am involved with a Disney adult. It is very, very, very weird. She go's to Anaheim at least 6 to 8 times a year. Doesn't even go on the good rides. I don't get it. Standing in line with children and foreigners for long periods of time does not sound enjoyable
Tread carefully sir… good grief… red flags abound…
I too, wish, I could believe life was perfect inside a park.
Does she dress like Disney characters during coitus?
Run.
You do genie plus and don’t wait in line except for like one time in the morning ❤️
2:55 He even nails the "school book-report" delivery that crappy youtubers use
TikTok and Instagram people too… God I hate that voice pattern and affectation… “come with me as I spend the day shoveling food in my face and bitching about the size of theme park dining seating”
Ive never seen it put this way but fuck, 100% accurate. I'm gonna use that to describe these hacks every time I can now. Thank you.
Let's go to Disney and spend $7k in a day so we can sweat in lines all day and eat terrible food. Best vacation ever.
You forgot being bombarded with didactic messaging and censorship. I don't need moral lessons from Disney at $1,000 a day.
I think I have mentioned all of those things as reasons to go somewhere else.
This is true for pretty much any entertainment venue.
I know these people.
I find Disney adults utterly fascinating. I study them like Jane Goodall studied the apes.
Kinda like the daiper people of Vegas, shitting in their seats while mindlessly playing slot machines.
Apes are smarter…
Lmaooo
Same I think Disney adults are an anthropological treasure. Now we have all these subcultures like these fat chicks. We are truly living in a golden age.
But they aren’t that interesting
Wasn't this a South Park episode? Cartman in a mobility scooter skipping the lines?
My very annoying coworker takes his family to Disney parks 3 to 4 times a year. You described him well.
Jealous much ? 😂 what a weird thing to be annoyed at. Other people having fun. It’s the Disney adult haters that are fascinating to me, personally
@@UFOJaneKyleYou are now on a list somewhere.
@@horbagger19 oh I am for sure . Because I’m into UFOs and think Disney is part of that 😬
Don’t listen to these comments. I too have an annoying co worker who also goes to Disney parks way too often.
@@UFOJaneKyleYes, precisely. If Aliens came to Earth, they’d see human Disney adults, leave, and never come within 10 light years of this planet again.
Disney adults should all be on a list
They are 😂
I love Disney 😊
As someone who lives in Orlando by Disney. I see these creatures every day.
I lived around there for 5 years and never went lol 😹
We wish you well
😂😂😂
Dude I drove over to Davenport and couldn’t believe how many are there outside of the parks. Ears everywhere
Historically speaking, I don't recall ever reading about oppressed groups ever acting with such a sense of entitlement and doing it whilst enjoying such privileges like eating junk food at Disneyland.
When you realize we live in a Casino-Gulag (Gerald Celente's description) then it makes perfect sense.
Just like everything else in society you have to accept that people have perspectives that don't have a foundation in the reality the rest of us experience.
It's not something to be mad at.
@@Yugemos Except these people politicize their perceived oppression and then attempt to legitimize it through legislation. This isn't a matter of interlocutors speaking past one another and referring to their interlocutions as "their truth". This is serious.
@@Yugemos Your health insurance costs extra because of morbidly obese people, and countless other things in our lives cost extra because of malicious people that falsely claim victimhood. They are stealing our money. That is something to get mad at.
@@YugemosThere is only one reality. If people perceive it poorly, they will deal with the consequences of their actions.
Girl: *Complains about the salad being a bit too salty*
Tim: I think you're salty because you didn't fit
IM DEADDDDD 😂😂😂
Nobody reads fat people better than a fat gay man. Tim is truly an icon 🙌🏾🙌🏾
Starting a meal with a milkshake is a hate crime...towards yourself
OMFG I'm a fat woman and trying hard to be healthy throughout a lot of issues, I'm very against fatphobia and yet I cannot understand that group of girls! Plus I've tried milkshakes twice in my life and when I eat junk food I enjoy it but, first of all I don't have money to dump on tours and travels and secondly why they're not honest about how you feel after eating that food??? I have to pay those actions with easyly three hours of bitter teas...Because my liver is very unforgiving so...That "glamorous plus size life" couldn't be farther away from the truth 😢
@@ClaLu no sense in being honest in todays media environment, its not about being truthful or trying to get to deeper truths or anything that doesnt pad your life with benefits and giveaways. Its engage and move to the next grift.
@@RobBigs-lu8bq that's so sad 😢 but I don't want to give up on the internet and there's good people in it, fighting every day to create healthy spaces online and we have to support it...We have to ❤️
“I liked this a lot more than the salad” Tim-“that’s right” 😂😂😂😂
Listening to Tim rant about obese people in the morning is the best
My sister is almost 50 and her, her husband, and my nephew go to Disneyland like 3 times a year. And they called me a downer cause I talked shit after the 3 rd time they wanted me and my 16 year old daughter to go. Yeah, I’m a downer, cause I’m not a big slow kid who enjoys an overpriced amusement park over and over and over again.
It is so amazing how Tim switches from being funny and ridiculous to MAKING A GOOD POINT and then right back to comedy 😂
I feel the exact same way about Disney. Everyone thinks I’m crazy and I’m not rich but even if I was that would be the last place I spend my money.
Did you see how sad those french fries and salad were?? It's kept in a bin in the back. It is not anymore magical than Olive Garden, or Arby's...
"If it sits I fits" is originally a cat meme. They mainly test if they can fit in rides. But I still always love Tim's takes 😄
I mean those plus sized women are making genius plays, there is a niche market and they're providing it
Yeah genius plays... give it couple years that "genius play" will give them fuking heart attack. Common among fat social media.
Tim needs to join them for a review one day. Would be hilarious lol
I can’t even tell when he’s joking or being serious. 😂 Love ya buddy
The best comedy is based in truth
I'm here for the Tim Dillon re-birth. Welcome back sir.
Funnily enough a trip to France is cheaper than visiting “France” in Epcot.
😂😂😂
Yep. My cousin got a ticket from Chicago to Paris for $450 total last month. It's close though bc the food I guess was expensive, but it's doable with very little effort to save money by going to Paris vs Disney.
2015-2018 I would backpack south America in nice places for $2,000 a month for everything including the ticket.
Both girls ate 2 entrees
Then complained the booths aren't wide enough for their girth
“I liked the burger more than the salad”
oh really?!😂😂😂😂
"The dumbest, least interesting people I know constantly bring their kids to Disney World...take them one time, take them when they are five. If they ask to go back, well we dont do that you know why?mom and dad have brains. So we plan vacations where we can learn a little something too" - Tim Dillon
If Tim doesn't do a parody version of these pork sloppers we're all missing out.
Pork sloppers 😭😭😭☠️
Calling yourself a hopper when you can't hop is wild 💀
😂😂😂😂" I love my girls"
Tim actually started watching the video and paying attention 😂😂
I went there once with my wife and kid, they were in line for hours at it’s a small world. Meanwhile I wandered the park while listening to the entire 10,000 days album by Tool, it was truly a magical experience.
God you’re just as insufferable as the Disney people
I’ll be honest hanging with someone who listens to tool all day at a theme park sounds worse than hanging out with a Disney adult.
@@Robbie-xs8qj😂
No one waits in line hours for a small world, that’s how I know your stories bullshit
@@Robbie-xs8qj🤣🤣🤣👍
Tim needs to just start stitching these videos on tik tok with his own voice overs lol that was hilarious
When I go with my family I get ridiculously high and it actually makes it worse cause I just over analyze everyone and just panic inside my head until the day is over
Now that sounds like a ring of hell inside of Dante’s inferno.
@@sarahhale-pearson533 it’s really good tho if you want to practice high intense stressful situations and how to stay calm
The craziest thing about these people is they spend a fortune to eat fast food and beat the shit out of each other.
I lost 50 lbs watching this from throwing up and I was only 150 to start.
We wish you well
@@jaynegaston55 is “we” your pronoun? That does sound accurate for any woman or man over 300
@@jaynegaston55 my second assumption is schizo tendacies
FATTY BOOM BATTIES!!!!!
The newest inclusive Disney character!! Only plus sized characters can wear their costume around the park! But you have to go to them... They never move locations.
5x, what a dream. Warm in the winter and shade in the summer 😍
Thank you!
Even when i was nine years old, i thought disneyworld was fake and dumb. The same year i asked my mom why our 4th grade class had to take a standardized test (No.2 pencils!) sponsored by the Army. "Why do they care?" I asked.
Wow man you must be brilliant. Congrats
@@MrMustacrackish Don't mock the Spectrum. Love the slow boys and normies.
Disney is a safe bubble Tim, you can go to Epcot and avoid dying in one of those other countries you mentioned. Lol
"IF I FIT" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
You know the character “Joker” from Next Friday? Apparently the machine that cloned him is stuck on full speed, and it’s just depositing foos into Disneyland in California
“I liked it much better than the salad.”
No way????!!!
I use to work with a Disney person,,she was the boss,,funny young grandma type,,,i was a meathead,ton of tattoos security guy,,,she talked endlessly about how great it was,she had season passes,,,planned trips with her grown weirdo kids,,,it was so much
It sounds like a premise to a BangBros movie.
I love being a Disney adult that’s in shape, stays off social media and doesn’t meet the characters. I just ride the rides and get the F out the park.
Tron and Guardians are awesome rides no one can deny that.
They ARE the load bearing columns 😮
Whenever you're feeling like a loser, just remember there's a lot of people out there just like this
It’s okay we are just having a blast riding cosmic rewind and stuff. You do you
@@UFOJaneKyleuseless eater
…and then remember you’re still a loser. Not as much as THOSE guys, but, you know. Still a loser.
@@UFOJaneKyleyes but you fit on the rides
@@billy6464 disney rides are very accessible. overweight people, yes, can enjoy. but also there are many rides for those in wheelchairs, etc. Cosmic Rewind is intense but if you are ever able to ride it, I recommend it!
The world needs more investigators that go boots on the ground to find out the truth. God bless these ladies and their missions...going out there, in it, deep in there, to discover the data...and to share it.
Tim resonates to me on a level no one else does!
I'm old and live by Disney World. Gatorland at feeding time is more my speed. It's pretty magical and something your kids just might never forget
"I liked the burger more than the salad" is the quote of the day.
Proud to say my parents never took me or my siblings to Disney World or Land 😂 They took us to places like Graceland, Yellowstone, Niagara Falls, Carlsbad caverns, camping ect… my dad refused to pay for plane tickets so we’d all cram into a suburban and go on huge road trips, stay at shitty motels bc “We are only here to sleep a few hours, I ain’t paying for luxury” lol. We also went to Canada every summer to a family lake house in Quebec for a month and all my family spoke French so we had to learn. Honestly, it was a badass childhood. Only theme park we went to was Astro World, and rides there were legit AF and you could get in free with enough empty coke cans.
"Buffalo-Wild-Wings-level-food" is generous.
I have a young child and have def spent my money and time at Disney properties, but everything this man is saying is true. Most of these childless adults that go to Disney are def missing out on their vacation time, I will never understand it.
Seen Tim live in Dublin, his new set is fucking hilarious. A proper killer 🔥 I wish him well
I love it when Tim spontaneously makes the decision that he's gonna say what he's gonna say 2 seconds before the video ends and guarantee that it doesn't get monetized LMFAO.
f*ckin dying over here....Tim's description of the modern grotesque American is poetry
“I liked this much better than the salad”
“That’s right. Really? Shock.”
"I actually really liked the burger way more than the salad..." - SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE!!!!!!!!
I love Disney World, and Tim Dillon. & he's 100% right, I am an awful person
Haha same ! I think I’m an okay person tho. Weird combo, I’m fascinated by it
Haha same ! I think I’m an okay person tho. Weird combo, I’m fascinated by it
Just…why? Why do people have an infatuation with Disney ?
@@N.barakos1845 that’s a weird thing to be confused about… what are your hobbies? What are you into?
@UFOJaneKyle I think ur hobbies are commenting on youtube videos...lol
😂😂😂🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻 Thunder only happens when it raining!! Hilarious!!
I rember being a kid and seeing it was the most magical place in the world... I'm like it's in a swamp 😂😂😂😂
"Katie and I started out with a couple milkshakes". Of course you did, sweetheart
This was absolutely hilarious!! Tim is amazing...
“I ate a churro I found on the floor” LOL
I had a high school chorus teacher who loved disney and hes about the only disney adult ive ever known who wasnt a complete nightmare. He was also super self aware about it.
Plus Size Hoppers should go to Europe and visit holy inquisition museum in Spain. See if they fit in any of those interrogation devices.
I just went to Disney with my kids (3 & 7) there were no children at Disney world. We were in line for a princess and my kids were the only children in line. Actually scary......we won't go back.
And this guy is crazier than Alex Jones! I love it!
When he said “which one is 2xl?” Hahahahahahahaha
Get out of town, the giant queen supports plus sized disney adults 😆- Love ya Tim
I went to Disney World as a kid and it was the most boring thing I ever did. Then I went to Universal Studios, and that was awesome. I am so glad I got to see the terminator two 3-D live action bit
We went about 10 years back to both and Universal is so much better. Disney is now just wall to wall strollers and scooters. And those mofos are rude as sh*t- even though you're the one hoofing it and sweating your a** off, they yell for you getting in THEIR way. Every restaurant and ride has a pile of these outside you have to try to skirt around, leaving no room for actual foot traffic. Seeing 8, 10 and even 12 year old sized kids in strollers- you're in the 6th grade, get your a** up and walk. I just saw your little butt running into everyone 5 minutes ago.
Disney adults are already insufferable but adding the entitled obesity is maddening
Jesus the salad was salty? That’s basically every salad dressing ever.
Not really. You can also use olive oil and season to taste.
My gals!!! 😂😂😂
“Im not heartless”…”Who’s the 2 x?….”
😂😂😂
It's too early for this. I'm trying to get ready for a doctor's appointment and have tears running down my face😂
Now Tim to be fair I don't know if you could fit in one of those car booths either
I love when Tim talks about fat culture
I can't even say this out loud in my circle... 😂 it's embarrassing hearing adults talk about Disney like that
Pure gold! Love ya Tim
Please please please for the love of time Dillion make more RUclips clips
I support this boot on the ground research team
Lmaooo Tims reading my mind 😂
Where are their husbands?😂😂😂
Thank you for my weekly piggy trough feeding Timberly
You don’t even need to leave the country there’s a million places in America worth seeing over Disney
I took my kids to DW maybe 5 years ago. Saw a woman with such an ample upper back that she had a tattoo of the entire Magic Kingdom with no less than 20 of her characters spanning across it.
6:33 “really, shock”
Tim is the best.
Back when my best friend had a sister who worked at Disneyland and they still had family passes so you could get relatives in for free a certain amount of times per quarter and all that, he and I would use that, drop acid and go peoplewatch in between a couple rides here and there. Some of the most fascinating smoothbrains I’ve ever seen in my life. And I taught my friend how to Mormon-spot too, you can tell when they’re in Anaheim for their pilgrimage to Mormon Mecca.
The phrase plus sized tips and tricks is wild
We opted for a picnic table. hahahaha
dunno if theres much hopping involved...
They are half the local population of Orlando
A churro i found on the floor! Hahha im screaming