Joey CoCo Diaz Fights A Nun - HoneyDew Highlight

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2019
  • Joey Diaz always has crazy stories! Today, he joins Ryan Sickler on The HoneyDew Podcast to discuss the time he and his friends had to fight a nun. This. Is. Epic.
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  • @slimesizecounts5873
    @slimesizecounts5873 2 года назад +682

    “Fuck it, you’re dying today.”
    Cold

    • @jspliff860
      @jspliff860 Год назад +18

      bro i died 😂😂

    • @mechacafe735
      @mechacafe735 Год назад +8

      @@jspliff860 I laughed so hard at that, but even harder when the kids started chanting and he's like, "Now I HAVE to kill her."

    • @Psycho-ye8wc
      @Psycho-ye8wc 10 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @santieldasavage
      @santieldasavage 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

    • @sleazyjay2912
      @sleazyjay2912 3 месяца назад +1

      @@mechacafe735I’m representing I can’t bitch out now 💀💀💀

  • @loganstabb2278
    @loganstabb2278 Год назад +782

    The fact Joey at 10 organized a revolt is amazing

    • @madlarkin8
      @madlarkin8 Год назад +39

      Some organize the revolution by passing out flyers, and some do it by firing the first shot.

    • @tonyweaver2353
      @tonyweaver2353 Год назад

      @@madlarkin8 that hippie peaceful crap never works sometimes you gotta choke a nun out to make real change

    • @barrymccockinhur3817
      @barrymccockinhur3817 Год назад +23

      Fuck it, it’s a coup today took me out

    • @danjames5552
      @danjames5552 Год назад +1

      The fact that you believe this crap is amazing.

    • @loganstabb2278
      @loganstabb2278 Год назад +1

      @@danjames5552 the fact you critique comedy is crazy. We’re all hear for laughs aren’t we dickhead? Shut your mouth and sit down🤣

  • @memelord420blazeit8
    @memelord420blazeit8 4 года назад +886

    As a catholic schooled boy myself...I just love a good nun beat down story!!!

  • @reggiemiller1784
    @reggiemiller1784 Год назад +173

    Legend has it, that Italian boy is still kicking that nun on the midsection 😂🤣

    • @stevenspilly
      @stevenspilly Год назад +3

      Yea that never happened

    • @lewishawkes3924
      @lewishawkes3924 3 месяца назад

      Where you there ​@@stevenspilly

    • @stevenspilly
      @stevenspilly 2 месяца назад

      @@lewishawkes3924 indeed I was

    • @horsthooden4600
      @horsthooden4600 2 месяца назад +1

      @@stevenspillyYou were never anywhere important. Nothing you do or witness will have any impact on the human race, or will be worth spinning a funny or intruiging story over.

  • @alan6839
    @alan6839 4 года назад +400

    Coco is the GOAT storyteller.

    • @loy4341
      @loy4341 4 года назад +7

      Alan he’s actually the best!

    • @stevenspilly
      @stevenspilly Год назад

      He's also full of shit but whatever

    • @psychochicken9535
      @psychochicken9535 Год назад +3

      He's like David Attenborough, only swearing.

  • @loganyarborough7783
    @loganyarborough7783 4 года назад +414

    Omg all I can picture is a 10 yr old Diaz with his gravelly voice now yelling " This ship is sinkin!!" Lmao🤣

  • @denis9390
    @denis9390 4 года назад +294

    Imagine a tv show about Joey's life and this being the season finale. It would be gold lmfao.

    • @JuanPena-ql1hi
      @JuanPena-ql1hi Год назад +4

      Don't spoil it😂😂

    • @thrill_lords8409
      @thrill_lords8409 11 месяцев назад +1

      His stories remind me of the black Donnelly brothers

    • @soccertavo
      @soccertavo 5 месяцев назад +1

      Ahh fuck yea! And have him narrate over it like a martin scrosese movie

    • @jmanrambo5144
      @jmanrambo5144 4 месяца назад

      I imagine it being something like the goonies lol 😂

    • @jmanrambo5144
      @jmanrambo5144 4 месяца назад

      Or everybody hates Chris

  • @boobmyst3475
    @boobmyst3475 Год назад +356

    Only Joey could kill a nun and turn it into a comedy hour. Lol 😂 best story ever.

    • @bangster4
      @bangster4 Год назад +2

      may the good blood guide you

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin Год назад +5

      He didn't kill her lol

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 6 месяцев назад +3

      *I always hated Joey Diaz until this day. Truth is he's a victim of the Catholic Church. Poor kid never had a chance.*

    • @josephroszell
      @josephroszell 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@GlorifiedGremlinher lifespan was probably shortened 80 kicks to the mid section is rough

    • @josephroszell
      @josephroszell 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@1nvisible1ya I never hated him but might of found him obnoxious at first but I grew more and more sympathetic to his attitude when I I understood how he grew up...I think the more I like him the less I laugh thinking "oh you poor human being I'm proud of you I would hug you if it didn't freak you out lol"

  • @Guccimustard
    @Guccimustard Год назад +77

    The thing about joey diaz interviews is that not only the interviewers laugh, literally the whole building is dying of laughter.

  • @jaygq1543
    @jaygq1543 3 года назад +181

    Someone needs to animate this story. It would be hilarious!!

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r Год назад +3

      I'm surprised they didn't 😂

    • @chubbz0076
      @chubbz0076 3 месяца назад +1

      That would be bad A$$!!!

    • @Cyge240sx
      @Cyge240sx 2 месяца назад

      Send it to pauly toon but I think the version from this is not happening would be better for that 😂

  • @pauljan31
    @pauljan31 Год назад +25

    I went to the same school back in the early 80's. Kearny NJ, Sacred Heart School for Boys. Sister Hyacinth, Sister Anglia Marie and Sister Patricia were all ruthless. I also remember Nelo Brovo and Jack the handy man.

  • @cfg389
    @cfg389 Год назад +53

    As a Puerto Rican I can confirm, if you get into it with a nun we got your back by breaking hers 👍 👌 👊 🤜 🤛 ✊️

  • @xWhackoJacko
    @xWhackoJacko Год назад +28

    "Fuck it, you're dying today" FUCKIN LOST IT. Someone PLEASE animate this!

  • @Duuuval23
    @Duuuval23 Год назад +28

    Dudes laugh can kill a whole vibe. Diaz, on the other hand, is a national treasure!

    • @SManchester
      @SManchester 9 месяцев назад +3

      For real! I had to rip my head phones off, dudes laugh rattled my eardrums.

  • @kungfew1396
    @kungfew1396 4 года назад +171

    Sister act 3 Joey's revenge! 🤣

  • @jameshanold5426
    @jameshanold5426 Год назад +17

    "She drew first blood" - Joey "Rambo" Diaz.

  • @brianbrosnan637
    @brianbrosnan637 Год назад +41

    For all those people who say Joey Diaz either exaggerates his stories, or think they’re false, please hang out in the North Jersey/New York City area for a few weeks and talk to regular looking guys in the 40-85 year old age range. If you’re not from this area, most people don’t get it!!

  • @mdhsyracuse
    @mdhsyracuse 4 года назад +87

    My father grew up in a Catholic school and it sounded a lot like this. It was very violent. This story is awesome. Score one for the good guys.

    • @sterlingsamson9104
      @sterlingsamson9104 19 дней назад

      Cause they're behind the times and the nuns are a bunch of mean old sexually-repressed weirdo biddies, hahha! 😂🤣

  • @Johnhall245
    @Johnhall245 Год назад +84

    Joey has to make a doc on his life. I’ll pay any amount of money to watch it 😂😂😂😂
    Only if he narrates it too no one can put the stories together like this man

    • @mattj117
      @mattj117 Год назад +3

      It has to be an uncensored everybody hates Chris type show, with no punches held back😂. Joey Narration and all

    • @AndreaAustoni
      @AndreaAustoni 7 месяцев назад

      He made one. It's called how I got my balls or somehting

    • @chrisp5529
      @chrisp5529 6 месяцев назад +1

      There's a doco of sorts he did years ago called where I got my balls from and he shows all around his neighbourhood in north bergan and stuff.

  • @BabyRooth
    @BabyRooth 3 года назад +45

    8:28
    When you taste a Puerto Rican dish for the first time

  • @wmcguire1979
    @wmcguire1979 Год назад +24

    I met Joey before a show a few years ago. He was just hanging the back with the wait staff. I just walked up, shook his hand and said thank you. I just remember thinking, “Does he really know how many people start, get through, and finish their day being entertained by what’s on his mind?”

  • @sammuel9385
    @sammuel9385 Год назад +140

    Not gonna lie I sharted a little bit dying of laughter when he said “Now I gotta kill her” 😂

    • @CeaSeMusic1
      @CeaSeMusic1 Год назад

      Lol, i hear Eminems voice, he has the same line

  • @rawsko0316
    @rawsko0316 4 года назад +102

    I always wanted the detailed version of this story. Vicarious victory....at least one of us made it out on top!!

  • @HaightTheGreat
    @HaightTheGreat 4 года назад +61

    This story gets better everytime I here him tell it.

  • @woozey2168
    @woozey2168 Год назад +15

    "fuck it, your dyin today" lmaoooo

  • @daedra1175
    @daedra1175 Год назад +10

    “We’ll pray for you!”
    “Stfu!”

  • @chaplainpayne778
    @chaplainpayne778 10 месяцев назад +7

    We need a movie or series of Joey Diaz's life man 😂💯🙌

  • @georgesmith4869
    @georgesmith4869 Год назад +12

    This story needs to be animated

  • @HiiLDiiTcH
    @HiiLDiiTcH Год назад +31

    I've watched this about 100 times and it still makes me laugh 😂 best story ever told. Someone animate uncle joeys life story please 🙏

  • @sidiqabdul-kareem5544
    @sidiqabdul-kareem5544 4 года назад +55

    The Bruce Lee reference made me laugh.

  • @alejandrohernandez-df3if
    @alejandrohernandez-df3if Год назад +50

    I’m going through a bit of a rough time in my life, but this made my laugh so hard omg. Haven’t laughed like this ina while. Thank you Joey

    • @Th3Watch3r
      @Th3Watch3r Год назад +3

      Been there brother. Keep your head up

    • @whatasave1945
      @whatasave1945 Год назад +5

      Hey man keep finding those reasons to laugh, it ain’t easy in this world

    • @tomaswainerman
      @tomaswainerman Год назад +4

      Keep going brother. Never stop fighting. It always works out in the end.

    • @alec4623
      @alec4623 7 месяцев назад

      Keep fighting

    • @alejandrohernandez-df3if
      @alejandrohernandez-df3if 7 месяцев назад

      I appreciate all of you, god bless

  • @chillbrah2730
    @chillbrah2730 Год назад +40

    she must have been proud to see the kids be so good at the violence she was teaching

  • @Artfulscience1
    @Artfulscience1 2 года назад +31

    This clip is so underrated holy shit 🤣🤣🤣 why doesn’t this have 100M views ?!

    • @ArunavShekhar
      @ArunavShekhar 2 года назад +1

      Joey has told this story a bunch of times on different podcasts and also on the comedy central show this is not happening
      Sister hyacinth
      The other clips have views

  • @tombrasch3387
    @tombrasch3387 Год назад +11

    Quentin Tarantino could write a mini series about Joey Diaz's life and it would be a banger.

  • @hmmm2872
    @hmmm2872 2 года назад +12

    GET THE RUBERO BROTHAS

  • @manuele.itriagom.728
    @manuele.itriagom.728 Год назад +5

    He tells this story so good and so different, that every version of it is amazing.

  • @trevorhman12
    @trevorhman12 Год назад +9

    Not sure how I’ve missed this story but man was this a good one. I’m glad he’s finally coming out with a book

  • @cgileztest2428
    @cgileztest2428 Год назад +6

    this had me in god damn tears

  • @tevinboaz8004
    @tevinboaz8004 7 месяцев назад +3

    If joey was to make a documentary about his life , it would have 5 season 12episodes each 😂😂😂

  • @TheDukeOfDallas
    @TheDukeOfDallas Год назад +12

    "You do that and 40 kids are going to jump you."

  • @chuckmadden2251
    @chuckmadden2251 4 года назад +31

    Joey breaks a nuns habit... THE BEST EVER!

  • @AmericanWireman
    @AmericanWireman Год назад +4

    I'm at 9:33 and I'm so thankful that there is another 6 mins left lmao

  • @squidders8656
    @squidders8656 Год назад +23

    He's definitely got a gift when telling stories about his life, very captivating from start to finish!

  • @jake__w_thompson
    @jake__w_thompson Год назад +2

    “We gotta go to work here!” Fucking incredible

  • @jameshalleluyah8133
    @jameshalleluyah8133 7 месяцев назад +3

    Joey was the real Matilda at the school fighting Mrs. Trunchbull!

  • @hatekarensandchads5872
    @hatekarensandchads5872 3 года назад +6

    One of the best stories I ever heard . COCO COCO COCO !!!!!

  • @toxikfilmsllc7238
    @toxikfilmsllc7238 Год назад +3

    When joey tells a story you can hear the employees in the background dieing of laughter

  • @SethHixie
    @SethHixie Год назад +2

    This is the best Joey D story imo

  • @CC-mm3bl
    @CC-mm3bl Год назад +4

    Man i got a massive dopamine hit with this story. Gold

  • @jefedelgato2469
    @jefedelgato2469 Год назад +3

    I thank God for RUclips, bc it gave me Joey Diaz

  • @SirJaye82
    @SirJaye82 Год назад +5

    If Bill Burr can create F is for Family, we seriously gotta have an Uncle Joey Diaz series!

  • @vasanthomkar
    @vasanthomkar Год назад +2

    Joey is the best story teller I have seen till now...

  • @jasonsky3409
    @jasonsky3409 Год назад +1

    Greatest story I’ve ever heard

  • @noApologies72
    @noApologies72 Год назад +3

    I NEED THE MOVIE!!!! Please Joey

  • @jaymilan215
    @jaymilan215 Месяц назад +1

    Legendary story teller 💪🏽

  • @smikey60
    @smikey60 10 месяцев назад +2

    Joey is the best storyteller ever.

  • @Twenty4Eagle
    @Twenty4Eagle Год назад +3

    The New York City/North Jersey accent does it! Joey is the man!

  • @thelostbois
    @thelostbois Год назад +2

    amazing story "clap clap" coco coco

  • @LetsEatSomethingNew
    @LetsEatSomethingNew Год назад +1

    Having gone through a very similar thing with a PE teacher in fourth grade this story brings back a lot of memories

  • @sherrihoffer6360
    @sherrihoffer6360 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love his stories!!😅❤

  • @dirbrody
    @dirbrody 4 года назад +2

    Wonderful story...

  • @huiawalker203
    @huiawalker203 Год назад

    Addicted to his stories. Base snd true.

  • @evanmartinez9816
    @evanmartinez9816 Год назад +2

    Whole ass riot 😭

  • @ryansheridan6946
    @ryansheridan6946 4 года назад +3

    it so interesting hearing about joeys past life

  • @vianneyrodriguez1477
    @vianneyrodriguez1477 Год назад +2

    Libertad! Libertad! Libertad! 😂😂😂

  • @buckheadberries8751
    @buckheadberries8751 Год назад

    The best story!

  • @pterojacktylus2475
    @pterojacktylus2475 4 года назад +29

    That guy’s laugh at 6:34 is SO INVASIVE

    • @kristennelson3190
      @kristennelson3190 Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣 I just Squealed with laughter, he is too funny!

  • @NaeMcQueen850
    @NaeMcQueen850 Год назад +1

    Mann this too funny! I'm over here crying

  • @evanmartinez9816
    @evanmartinez9816 Год назад +3

    I'm so fkn dead 💀😭

  • @brandonboyce4180
    @brandonboyce4180 4 года назад +8

    Imagine a version of Chapelle show's Prince or Rick James stories done with Diaz's stories...

  • @stan3714
    @stan3714 Год назад +13

    It's always great hearing the people behind the scenes laugh so hard every time joey diaz statts being funny

  • @speedagilitybasket
    @speedagilitybasket Год назад +5

    This story gave me goosebumps. "Opened the door with 8 Puerto Ricans". 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @newellsmith5971
    @newellsmith5971 Год назад +2

    Joey's lived a hectic life but when he tells you about it ,it's hilarious. They should make a movie or even a series of his life it would be great

  • @louisframe2140
    @louisframe2140 Год назад +3

    Joey needs to write a screen play. Can you imagine a Joey Diaz movie?

  • @EricHowl
    @EricHowl Год назад +1

    I have so much respect for you brother you are my fuckin superhero today shedding light on all the lameass lyin abusive adults THANK YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @joydeeppaul5383
    @joydeeppaul5383 Год назад +2

    Absolutely he needs a series ... Spcly the growing up part and the Coco part 😉

  • @chrisrichards9382
    @chrisrichards9382 3 года назад +3

    Uncle Joey is the 🐐

  • @hescallingmyshots9712
    @hescallingmyshots9712 3 года назад +3

    His laugh is great

  • @rustygribbler1380
    @rustygribbler1380 3 месяца назад

    I listened through the podcast and driving while lmfao I had to pull over bc I was dying 😂

  • @miked9653
    @miked9653 Год назад +2

    Joey's life needs to be a movie, Brighton Beach Memoirs style, with Coco narrating...

  • @Bradsh
    @Bradsh Год назад +2

    This story was amazing cheered my night up

  • @SurrealScotsman
    @SurrealScotsman 3 года назад +10

    28 Nuns disliked this video.

  • @andresfernandez4634
    @andresfernandez4634 4 года назад +12

    Get the Roberto brothers! 🤣

  • @chuyhernandez8029
    @chuyhernandez8029 3 года назад +1

    Greatest storyteller in the world

  • @dmo848
    @dmo848 Год назад

    Omg great story

  • @yen-8680
    @yen-8680 Год назад

    Even the title already epic 😭😂

  • @southtxroughneck113
    @southtxroughneck113 Год назад +7

    Im guessing this is what Joe Rogan meant when he said Diaz was the funniest guy in the parking lot after the comedy store closed. True but funny AF

  • @HaitiDBlock2222
    @HaitiDBlock2222 7 месяцев назад

    Haiti inTha House..Amazing interview. Joe, I knew about you since 97ish.SoLuTe O OG

  • @Sandux930
    @Sandux930 8 месяцев назад +1

    "FUCK IT, ya dyin today!" Damn straight

  • @WEEBMASTER-er2us
    @WEEBMASTER-er2us Год назад +1

    I ca’t wait for the Joey Diaz movie😅😂

  • @huiawalker203
    @huiawalker203 Год назад

    Good on you

  • @mooreorlessvideos
    @mooreorlessvideos Год назад +3

    We need a movie

  • @saulgarcia9770
    @saulgarcia9770 7 месяцев назад

    That's some really heavy shit

  • @lawrencebenjamin502
    @lawrencebenjamin502 Год назад

    STILL !!! The best frickin Joey Diaz story about Sister Hyacinth.

  • @dbz15uk2002
    @dbz15uk2002 Год назад +1

    F-ing legend

  • @tylerkelly9801
    @tylerkelly9801 Год назад +3

    Never seen sickler, never seen any of him. That laugh changes everything. He needs to address it

  • @sirforsa
    @sirforsa 4 года назад +8

    We love you uncle Joey!!!!

  • @Gio-512
    @Gio-512 Год назад +2

    Joey needs his own show about his stories

  • @wolverinebear5357
    @wolverinebear5357 4 года назад +5

    Spirit of America

  • @marg626
    @marg626 Год назад +2

    Someone needs to animate this whole series of Joey's Life