The logic isn’t very good, seeing as it presupposes they did go to mars, and COULD go to the moon, when the premise of the conspiracy is usually that they were NOT in fact able to make it to the moon,
1:00 "even though his lifetime poker winnings are 300 grand less than mine" "but you've never won any money playing poker, ted" "you walked into that one, peter"
Yeah, Victoria is a classy lady. I can't really see her blindly frothing over the idea of getting some head. The ergonomic keyboard, however... thats a pretty good suggestion...
I'd like to show her my hidden talent. I'm not boasting. I have a natural aptitude and I've practiced very hard. Ultimately I'm good at it because I love it.
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ludd911 I actually didn't realize you were quoting mitchell before now :^) I thought you were just a freak haha
After watching the poker sketch I fell down an interesting internet rabbit hole regarding paintings of dogs playing poker. turns out there are tons of different card games painted by different artists (some extremely well known) over the years which I guess means it used to be a much more popular event.
@@DeathnoteBB Pfft memes are a 21st century concept, artists had class back in the day and only painted sensible things grounded in reality, come on man.
13:21 I love the fact that both Mitchell and Webb can do a decent American accent but chose to stick with English accents for this skit. Just adds to the absurdity.
Because of that bloody sketch I had a lion bar a couple of weeks back. From a vending machine. On a platform at the train station. In winter. Half-frozen caramel is like shrapnel. Bloody horrible. So I'm kinda off lion bars again.
These two are the best comedy duo Iv'e ever watched. I honestly would rather spend a weekend on a peep show run, than do anything else in the world. :P
+Cartoon Mikeez In fact I did blow off going with friends to a fun fair before. Just to watch peep show series 1-4 start to finish one night years ago haha!
You may like Armstrong & Miller too then, they are quite similar and have even did crossover sketches with Mitchell and Webb. ruclips.net/video/TdwrflhyCd8/видео.html
I once had a theater class that went just like this just without the lion bars. Mitchell and Webb must have taken it too. Or the pre-rehearsals of a play are all semi-mental. I recited the text on my tobacco (not the one about dying, the one about how great it tastes) in french.
@@FromeFmAjayDcorrect "The word comes from a Latin word for the vulva ( cunnus) and from the Latin word for tongue ( lingua )." And if you liked that, why not try our latest product- fellatio!
that lion bar commercial at the end really worked for me...when i visited the uk, i always got lion bars to crack it open and go rawr....good marketing team!
The gift shop sketch is genius . I was reminded of it tonight , while watching UK police on Netflix series . Every 2 mins , they recapped the story in case you had managed to forget the violent crime in the previous 120 seconds . The same images and videos played over and over again , in order to fill an episode . Instead of trying to stretch the incidents to fit an hour long format, make the fucking thing 45 or 30 mins Zzzzzzzz
"... well, the sort of thing that if it were a quote, it would be apposite." "Hmmm.., how about this woollen dog?" Everytime I rewatch this (yes, I know), I always find that particular part of the script absolutely hilarious. I mean, how do they come up with this stuff?
What does that statement even mean? 😅 Apposite adjective apt in the circumstances or in relation to something So I guess he's saying he needs a gift that's as appropriate for his aunt as a suitably appropriate quote might have been if said gift had instead been a quote? 😂
According to Lion Bar's Wikipedia page, "In recent years the Lion bar has been dramatically reduced in size, which has caused controversy among fans." Discuss.
Now I feel like eating loads and loads of lion bars. I'm really hungry now. Love the cramped office one, and the Dog Poker. And the conspiracy plotters, of course.
I think that the small, crowded office space sketch shows just how quickly constructs like hierarchy fall apart when we are in close proximity to each other. Or, if you live on a small island with many people, just how hard it must be to maintain an imposed hierarchy.
hahah yea! I was looking for the sketch about the fake moon landing and found it on my second episode! there are 5 sesons of how many episodes .....yea lucky mate!
It's called Crème De La Crème by Choir and Orchestra Charlie Steinmann. I had to Shazam it. I remember hearing it sampled in an old lofi video but I never heard the whole song before.
Why do they look like they all lost a bet/contract barter, and the end result is the office room sketch. They all look so convincingly uncomfortable and yet soberly determined to finish it!
Their delivery is so good in the cunnilingus sketch!
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, oh yeah...
OH YEAHHHH!
yeah
@K August now we know
God I love rubbing my face in the stinky bits !
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372NOW WE KNOOOOOOW
I love how the gift shop sketch was done so crudely with sony vegas on purpose lol it made my day
I used same kinda effects on my cod4 montage 😂
The lion bar sketch is such an amazing piece of subtle comedic genius
i don't get it
25:04 is one of my favourite moments in the show, it kills me every single time
@@stevencraeynest7729 Rawwwwrrrrr!!! 🦁🍫
It’s an awesome sketch but was the sketch sponsored by Lion Bar? If not, Nestlé did well out of it. Quite meta.
@@filoisvideo For sure it made me want to eat lion bars... and I am in a country where they are not readily available! :(
Love the moon landing sketch. Genius
The logic isn’t very good, seeing as it presupposes they did go to mars, and COULD go to the moon, when the premise of the conspiracy is usually that they were NOT in fact able to make it to the moon,
The quiz show is the greatest, funniest, most disturbing mini series I've seen in a long time.
1:00 "even though his lifetime poker winnings are 300 grand less than mine"
"but you've never won any money playing poker, ted"
"you walked into that one, peter"
Up yours!
I don't get it.
@@k-leb4671 I think it's supposed to imply that Peter has lost 300 grand in poker in his life
such a great joke and it barely got a snicker
@@iHawke - Did it get a Lion bar, though?
i dont think ive ever heard the phrase 'im looking for a gift for my aunt' so much in my life
The cramped office sketch made me physically uncomfortable
The belch!
I like to think the David being great at Cunnilingus sketch was a ploy to subliminally draw Victoria’s attention to him
No, that’s what the manager’s ergonomic keyboard is for
Yeah, Victoria is a classy lady. I can't really see her blindly frothing over the idea of getting some head.
The ergonomic keyboard, however... thats a pretty good suggestion...
That was the poker sketch that attracted victoria
Cock. It's his cock.
The poster behind the snooker commentators is an advert for a cigarette brand called Embolism... I love their attention to detail.
"I'm looking for a gift for my aunt" laughed my arse off
Where do you sit?
Well you’ve come to the right place
Man, Sarah Hadland in the poker sketch . . . wow!
Exactly my thought
I think I'm a furry now
Yup 🥹
the dog poker girl leaves me with some very confusing feelings
I'd like to show her my hidden talent. I'm not boasting. I have a natural aptitude and I've practiced very hard. Ultimately I'm good at it because I love it.
ludd911 k
ludd911 I actually didn't realize you were quoting mitchell before now :^) I thought you were just a freak haha
Well I am a freak. But that's besides the point.
Ken Silverman I'd definitely poker!
The end sketch is hands down the best product placement moment ever:)
After watching the poker sketch I fell down an interesting internet rabbit hole regarding paintings of dogs playing poker. turns out there are tons of different card games painted by different artists (some extremely well known) over the years which I guess means it used to be a much more popular event.
I assume it was a popular meme once
Not just card games, the little ragamuffins have learned how to play billiards as well!
@@DeathnoteBB
Pfft memes are a 21st century concept, artists had class back in the day and only painted sensible things grounded in reality, come on man.
@@DeathnoteBBit's an old painting, way before meme even entered the world's vocabulary.
@gamerman782 oh literal you 😂
"The kind that if it were a quote it would be apposite" love David Mitchell's use of language :D
Who wouldn't like a gift like that?
1:00 I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...
1:24 ...well shit.
10:20
Robert is so close to bursting out with laughter and breaking character
Mitchell is a genius comedian, but Webb really is spot on with the physical side of the comedy.
*SPOT ON!!!*
LP SP mega!
YES TRUE
Mitchell is a genius. Webb is not.
@@lpsp442 ppchxjeb
13:21 I love the fact that both Mitchell and Webb can do a decent American accent but chose to stick with English accents for this skit. Just adds to the absurdity.
"Piss piglet" is the greatest slang term I've ever heard.
Thanks for uploading full videos!
Because of that bloody sketch I had a lion bar a couple of weeks back. From a vending machine. On a platform at the train station. In winter. Half-frozen caramel is like shrapnel. Bloody horrible. So I'm kinda off lion bars again.
I've always told people that Kubrick insisted on shooting on location due to the costs of faking it.
The lady in the up yours sketch is actually Robert Webb's wife in real life
Abigail Burdess
If only all comment sections on RUclips could be this nice.
Andrew Jenkins Carpetbagger.
kiss your mum you egg nog
The Gift Shop sketch is as good as the saxophone sketch from the Radio 4 series.
I love the "Dog Poker" sketches. "Is it like whist?"
If I ever saw David Mitchell on the street, there would be a slight temptation to ask him about cunnilingus.
Bonus points if his wife is with him at the time.
These two are the best comedy duo Iv'e ever watched. I honestly would rather spend a weekend on a peep show run, than do anything else in the world. :P
+Cartoon Mikeez In fact I did blow off going with friends to a fun fair before. Just to watch peep show series 1-4 start to finish one night years ago haha!
You may like Armstrong & Miller too then, they are quite similar and have even did crossover sketches with Mitchell and Webb.
ruclips.net/video/TdwrflhyCd8/видео.html
Robert's "Do you?" is one of the best parts of this episode
23:56 😂😂😂 "Remember ~ money does not grow on trees! And, come 'Nuclear Winter' ~ neither will anything else. "
😅😅😅😅
Love how twelve years later, the gift shop sketch is pretty much half of RUclips shorts now.
I have to express my conviction that Sarah Hadland is a very beautiful woman.
Back in your hole, gooner
That gift shop sketch is so pythonian. Good stuff. Thanks fur the upload mate.
this is brilliant! I love Mike's BBQ flyer!
I once had a theater class that went just like this just without the lion bars. Mitchell and Webb must have taken it too. Or the pre-rehearsals of a play are all semi-mental. I recited the text on my tobacco (not the one about dying, the one about how great it tastes) in french.
That's perfect! It's like you've met my aunt!
Yes! She's my aunt too!
DADDY!
Eh?
haha that was in the sketch.
6:30 webb should have auditioned for the part of gollum in LOTR.. cos that was pretty much spot on!
😂😂
He's wearing the ring too!!
Thanks for this, gotta love Mitchell and Webb
Its worth taking a moment to read the credits of the the Gift Shop sketch, tee hee hee
alistair lee and everyone who liked it, did
Oh alright; cunnilingus was an English word i did not know. Another excuse to watch mitchell and webb since it apparantly is educational:p.
It sounds Latin to me, it's certainly not used in casual conversation in England it's the scientific term.
I feel sorry for partner.
@@FromeFmAjayDcorrect
"The word comes from a Latin word for the vulva ( cunnus) and from the Latin word for tongue ( lingua )."
And if you liked that, why not try our latest product- fellatio!
that lion bar commercial at the end really worked for me...when i visited the uk, i always got lion bars to crack it open and go rawr....good marketing team!
the sort of thing, if it were a quote, it would be apposite lmfao
The cunnilingus bits are so damn funny.
"Oh yeah,"
now we know...
episode just finished.. i REALLY need these too now...
They could have parceled out the gift shop bits throughout the episode, and played over the end, but it really does work better in one go.
I've got a feeling that last sketch might've been sponsored by Lion Bars
I wish I had gotten into this when it was on the Telly, the whole series sneaked right by me.
Christ Sarah Hadland looks good.
The cramped office sketch is deeply deeply uncomfortable to watch.
Apposite
Adjective: Apt in the circumstances or in relation to something.
Synonyms: appropriate - proper - suitable - apt - pertinent - fit
The gift shop sketch is genius . I was reminded of it tonight , while watching UK police on Netflix series .
Every 2 mins , they recapped the story in case you had managed to forget the violent crime in the previous 120 seconds .
The same images and videos played over and over again , in order to fill an episode . Instead of trying to stretch the incidents to fit an hour long format, make the fucking thing 45 or 30 mins Zzzzzzzz
Half way through the gift store sketch I got an email from a gift card store.
Happy belated birthday Daniel Evans!
For the Moon landing sketch, don't worry Neil, we know you actually went. Rest in peace.
Well of course he went to the moon, how else would be have gotten to the set to continue shooting?
He was an extremely religious man and he always refused to swear on the bible that he walked on the moon.
What utter twaddle @@TurboNutterBastard
this is one of the nicest RUclips moments ive ever witnessed...
"... well, the sort of thing that if it were a quote, it would be apposite."
"Hmmm.., how about this woollen dog?"
Everytime I rewatch this (yes, I know), I always find that particular part of the script absolutely hilarious. I mean, how do they come up with this stuff?
What does that statement even mean? 😅
Apposite
adjective
apt in the circumstances or in relation to something
So I guess he's saying he needs a gift that's as appropriate for his aunt as a suitably appropriate quote might have been if said gift had instead been a quote? 😂
this is the best episode
The event sketch felt like a documentary
Really want a Lion Bar!
According to Lion Bar's Wikipedia page, "In recent years the Lion bar has been dramatically reduced in size, which has caused controversy among fans."
Discuss.
Never seen the cramped office sketch ...... Brilliantly funny an imaginatve
If you liked that find The Marx Brothers 'Stateroom Scene'.
That dog costume looking mighty fine tho.
Irony now being Dave produces better programmes than the BBC! Enjoy watching shows like this though from its glory days 👍
Feels like we’re getting closer to this world every day
Still the best sketch show 👌 thanks for the videos
dave: "i love women" rob "do you?"
One of the names in the Gift Shop Sketch credits is Jed Wood. Brilliant
That second sketch, the "hidden talent"... NOW YOU KNOW!!! lmao....
Now I feel like eating loads and loads of lion bars. I'm really hungry now.
Love the cramped office one, and the Dog Poker. And the conspiracy plotters, of course.
Funny, I feel like doing cunnilingus.
wow, uploaded on my birthday.
Trollbait detector is going crazy captain!
I never actually realised it before, but Mitchell is kinda hot...
Why didn't they make Bouncy Prison? :(
The gift shop sketch is daytime television
I think that the small, crowded office space sketch shows just how quickly constructs like hierarchy fall apart when we are in close proximity to each other. Or, if you live on a small island with many people, just how hard it must be to maintain an imposed hierarchy.
Lord of the Flies.
You're right, the old sketch was comedy gold... But here we get to see Sarah Hadland's perfectly formed rear end. I'm not complaining.
hahah yea! I was looking for the sketch about the fake moon landing and found it on my second episode! there are 5 sesons of how many episodes .....yea lucky mate!
4 seasons of around 6 episodes i think
I love the moon landing and area 51 sketches.
I bet David MItchell is brilliant at cunnilingus.
oh yeah
yunikage YEAH
Now we know
***** Oh, we know now.
bebosafetycow1 gg v
The Gift Shop sketch gives me PTNTVD, or post traumatic network tv disorder.
The mission to the moon sketch was awesome
He was just doing what everyone should do. That takes integrity.
Now we know! Now we know! Now we know!
I bet David Mitchell still has that painting from the hennimore sketch
The gift shop sketch is one of the reasons I can't watch TV anymore.
more Hadland-arse please !
Can someone please tell me what song is playing during "Sketches we couldn't be bothered to write' at 17:05? I really like it
It's called Crème De La Crème by Choir and Orchestra Charlie Steinmann. I had to Shazam it. I remember hearing it sampled in an old lofi video but I never heard the whole song before.
He's looking for a gift for his aunt
06:32 Roberts Gollum impression...
I love David Mitchell
Dude, Lion Bars are amazing. I wish we had them commonly available here.
I just ate one a few days passed 😂
Omg, I want a Twice so bad now 😭
"We ate the tranquillisers days ago." 💀
Really predicted the pandemic with that game show lol.
Why do they look like they all lost a bet/contract barter, and the end result is the office room sketch. They all look so convincingly uncomfortable and yet soberly determined to finish it!
shit..... I want a Lion bar
Jokes I definitely didn't realise were even jokes the first time I watched this