my childhood bestie is dating Miley Cyrus (w/ Jared Popkin) | Perfect Person Ep. 104

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @PerfectPerson
    @PerfectPerson  4 месяца назад +18

    Huggies - Learn more at huggies.com !

    • @mariapizzaa
      @mariapizzaa 4 месяца назад +6

      Loving the synergy of huggies sponsoring a pod that talks about penis health and eventual babies. If all goes well, in approximately 9 months and 6 weeks, the caller will be utilizing this sponsorship 😂

  • @awsome8118
    @awsome8118 4 месяца назад +478

    when editing miles came in I literally thought he was gonna say that the bugs were termites and they destroyed the studio

    • @kathulaluna
      @kathulaluna 4 месяца назад +38

      I thought the exact same thing, I was like oh no it's so bad he had to put in a bug update....

    • @aleks-33
      @aleks-33 4 месяца назад +4

      HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA 🐜🐜

    • @chlonos
      @chlonos 4 месяца назад +5

      The way I absolutely laughed out loud

    • @TriforceLiz
      @TriforceLiz 4 месяца назад

      yup 🤣

  • @eunhaslover
    @eunhaslover 4 месяца назад +385

    miles i appreciate you for correcting leonardo and putting respect on hoedown throwdown

    • @donywahlberg
      @donywahlberg 4 месяца назад +34

      It's very cool that you watch the podcast Miley but now you have to delete your secret RUclips account

  • @Ciela887
    @Ciela887 4 месяца назад +212

    "I don't wanna get too graphic."
    "We've already done that."
    I'm so glad Jared was on this episode 😆

  • @alexandramai
    @alexandramai 4 месяца назад +349

    Hopefully everything goes well with leonardo cos they’re gonna be our in and get Dua on the pod

    • @boglady6421
      @boglady6421 4 месяца назад +20

      I didn't even think about this! Take note, Mr Perfect 🎉

    • @elka_shmelk
      @elka_shmelk 4 месяца назад +6

      😭😭😭

    • @-streaminadream-5356
      @-streaminadream-5356 3 месяца назад +2

      exacttttlllyyyyy my thought. time to lock in gang

  • @MissGhostface
    @MissGhostface 4 месяца назад +302

    DADDY AND POPPA, TOGETHER IN THE SAME ROOM?!?! Today is a good day!

  • @shartomlinson5251
    @shartomlinson5251 4 месяца назад +59

    When I say I want people to overshare and tell me everything, the second caller is EXACTLY what I mean.

  • @cleleoleo
    @cleleoleo 4 месяца назад +87

    we need the shayne topp episodeee

  • @kveg3995
    @kveg3995 4 месяца назад +133

    Caller : "This is a delicate situation."
    10 sound effects play.
    Classic moment.

  • @alottarhe
    @alottarhe 4 месяца назад +99

    i KNOW choosing a title with two absolutely crazy stories was hard miles

  • @AlexKazam_
    @AlexKazam_ 4 месяца назад +110

    miles struggling with the flies the whole time killed me 😂😂😂

  • @sydney4377
    @sydney4377 4 месяца назад +67

    As a medical student I appreciate Miles breaking the stigma on peen surgery (with the appropriate content warnings beforehand) this was a great lil urology review

  • @angeb1177
    @angeb1177 4 месяца назад +83

    This may be one of the best episodes yet

  • @alexisreve1
    @alexisreve1 4 месяца назад +174

    Just googled Miley and Maxx's relationship 😂

    • @paigej3493
      @paigej3493 4 месяца назад +21

      Same! The perfect person in me HAD to know

    • @alexisreve1
      @alexisreve1 4 месяца назад +36

      ​@@paigej3493 It's not often we have a backstory that Google can corroborate 😂

    • @thatgirl9532
      @thatgirl9532 4 месяца назад +18

      I personally find the callers story just odd in regards to their desire to reach out to that so called friend when it’s been like over a decade, not to mention Maxx clearly hasn’t tried to reach out which means he’s moved on from that time of his life…
      And the fact that the caller knew about the relationship for a few years decided to call for advice but also continuously reach out to this individual who hasn’t at all… it’s just a bit desperate really

    • @TheShauNanigans
      @TheShauNanigans 4 месяца назад +8

      @@thatgirl9532 Agree. This caller is sad. If they had kept in touch even relatively into their 20s, it would be less weird. But we're pushing 15 years at this point. Just tell him he's never going to meet Miley and the dude now knows his 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon and be done with it.

    • @-streaminadream-5356
      @-streaminadream-5356 3 месяца назад +1

      @@TheShauNaniganswell there were in middle school. i didn’t have a phone then so i had no way of keeping touch with classmates. now i’m reaching out

  • @clarawebster02468
    @clarawebster02468 4 месяца назад +60

    I have now deep dived into the Miley Cyrus relationship articles and now I’m wondering how I didn’t know about this previously

  • @beeteacrochet
    @beeteacrochet 4 месяца назад +50

    This is an INSANE episode 💀

  • @sweetlumen14114
    @sweetlumen14114 4 месяца назад +68

    You're right Miles, the second call was absolutely worth it. I died.

  • @emerson1998
    @emerson1998 4 месяца назад +19

    I'm listening on Spotify but I ran to RUclips to say that Miles saying "Leonardo, put some respect on Hoedown Throwdown" made me trip while walking in public from laughing so hard

  • @faith123rox
    @faith123rox 4 месяца назад +33

    The "NO" screaming is SO funny

  • @jennyw5904
    @jennyw5904 4 месяца назад +30

    "I am a jew" *Points to the sound board* LMAO XD

    • @frecklez77
      @frecklez77 4 месяца назад

      Lol he was so right though, a sound effect was needed 😂😂😂

  • @thekaochan
    @thekaochan 4 месяца назад +86

    Miles grew up on a farm and went to a shoeless school. Of course he’s got the raw uncut footage.

    • @RhiannonLaurie
      @RhiannonLaurie 4 месяца назад

      Had the same thought!

    • @paytonsme
      @paytonsme 4 месяца назад

      This is a crazy way for me to be introduced to this information (and I’m completely down with it)

  • @elka_shmelk
    @elka_shmelk 4 месяца назад +33

    shoutout to jared for keepin it classy 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰

  • @StargazerApril
    @StargazerApril 4 месяца назад +74

    Really really surprised and impressed that you landed that Huggie sponsor with all that dong talk

    • @heatherkalman9668
      @heatherkalman9668 4 месяца назад +6

      Well you do gotta do some dong talkin first if you wanna buy Huggies later... 🙊😅

    • @RhiannonLaurie
      @RhiannonLaurie 4 месяца назад

      Huggies are the worst. Pampers for ever.

  • @teachercarli
    @teachercarli 4 месяца назад +52

    I politely request, with all of my hopes and dreams, that Miles dusts the phone table behind him, and sells the Swiffer online. Because if you are gonna dust, you should just sell it. I mean, I'm not buying it, but someone will.
    No, for real, let's dust that table. Lol

    • @beehoward3365
      @beehoward3365 4 месяца назад +13

      I never noticed how dusty the table was until you said this lmaooooo

  • @elka_shmelk
    @elka_shmelk 4 месяца назад +28

    this termite storyline is absolutely PUMPING serotonin into my brain LMAO “…there’s so many👁️👄👁️” 37:00

  • @ralyssa11
    @ralyssa11 4 месяца назад +37

    Miles we need an update on the termite situation

  • @elka_shmelk
    @elka_shmelk 4 месяца назад +20

    35:30 LMAOO the termites have hatched💀 “i’ve got the vibe”

  • @CaptainMelani
    @CaptainMelani 4 месяца назад +31

    Unfortunately… some termites definitely fly 😅

  • @civail5699
    @civail5699 4 месяца назад +10

    "My grandma is my favorite person to have ever lived." That's such a beautiful statement

  • @xxAlexixx88
    @xxAlexixx88 4 месяца назад +17

    I’ve listened to every episode of this show and this is hands down the best fucking episode LOLOLOL

  • @boglady6421
    @boglady6421 4 месяца назад +39

    HOLY SHIT the queen, miley?

  • @raychipsd
    @raychipsd 4 месяца назад +15

    I thought the second call content warning was actually gonna be a cut-to update on the potential termite situation, lmao

  • @cookiedragon8234
    @cookiedragon8234 4 месяца назад +49

    It's my birthday and this is the best gift imaginable

  • @faith-4059
    @faith-4059 4 месяца назад +5

    if they're moths, they're coming for that sweater, buddy.

  • @CreamOMeme
    @CreamOMeme 4 месяца назад +25

    Miles being an Owala-Truther truly makes him a perfect person on this episode

  • @civail5699
    @civail5699 4 месяца назад +7

    I love how the advice for "how do i get my fiance to stop getting boners" was "constantly remind him of the sex he can't have until he heals". Display a locked box of lingerie on the wall?? 😭

  • @nikhoovie
    @nikhoovie 4 месяца назад +17

    Miles, there are some termites that fly and I could be wrong here, but I’m pretty sure that I know that because of the the trypod 😂 it definitely feels like a fact Keith would know

  • @andriaharper
    @andriaharper 4 месяца назад +8

    I just love Jared's vibe.

  • @saminnippon
    @saminnippon 4 месяца назад +36

    popkin is so cute like??? 🥵

  • @paytonsme
    @paytonsme 4 месяца назад +3

    PLEASE more Jared

    • @paytonsme
      @paytonsme 4 месяца назад

      Immediately is preferable

  • @mentalkrissie614
    @mentalkrissie614 4 месяца назад +6

    Oh miles, termites do indeed fly, almost every older building in CA has them, and they definitely come out in swarms in warmer months. They almost look like ants with wings, tell your friend to get the bug guys out before the studio falls down 😂

  • @marcielariccia9520
    @marcielariccia9520 4 месяца назад +4

    Jerrid pointing to the sound panel after he said “I am a Jew” took me tf out

  • @ginacaudle4119
    @ginacaudle4119 4 месяца назад +7

    The amount of in love I am with Jared is ludicrous

  • @boglady6421
    @boglady6421 4 месяца назад +36

    As a non-penis haver, holy shit phantom pain is so real rn hahahhaha

  • @Loonaticcc
    @Loonaticcc 4 месяца назад +9

    That first caller needs to reach out and tell his friend to LET MILEY TOUR ...😒😒

  • @glickspicks1969
    @glickspicks1969 4 месяца назад +5

    Editor Miles sounds exactly like Evil Jojo Siwa and im not sure if it's the Goth Miles connection but i love it

  • @MemeSupreme69
    @MemeSupreme69 4 месяца назад +12

    RIP Miles, he died as he lived - surrounded by termites.

  • @lindsaybeadle8478
    @lindsaybeadle8478 4 месяца назад +9

    This was one of the best episodes that I have watched.😂 Much love to both you and Popkin. ❤

  • @aishahameen143
    @aishahameen143 4 месяца назад +16

    Kinda curious how graphic the part that Miles cut out is

    • @PerfectPerson
      @PerfectPerson  4 месяца назад +13

      Haha it was just increasingly specific medical details that felt too graphic for the show

  • @rociomartin76
    @rociomartin76 4 месяца назад +5

    When editor Miles popped up I really thought he was going to update us on the termites. I need to know!

  • @lauracola
    @lauracola 4 месяца назад +11

    I've been waiting for this duo!!! So excited!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 4 месяца назад +24

    Idk why but I want you to invite Theresa Caputo for an episode.

  • @AG-cz7bs
    @AG-cz7bs 4 месяца назад +6

    Thank you Miles for putting respect on HOEDOWN THROWDOWN’s name!!

  • @RiniKiwi
    @RiniKiwi 4 месяца назад +3

    I still think it's funny every time Miles says "If you can't get enough of the show, NOW YOU CAN" about the Patreon 😂 Even if the guests don't always laugh

  • @arielle.notthemermaid
    @arielle.notthemermaid 4 месяца назад +3

    them being squirmish the whole time with the second call lol

  • @JohnSmith-gf6jt
    @JohnSmith-gf6jt 4 месяца назад +3

    Termites only fly sometimes! Most of the individual termites in colonies are non-reproductives, and they don't have wings. But termites engage in "nuptial flights" - the individuals which can reproduce also develop wings, and they engage in these big clouds of termites who all meet up and mate together. So if you see an individual flying insect, it's PROBABLY (but not definitely) not a termite.

  • @karlah3981
    @karlah3981 4 месяца назад +3

    Miles, just make sure baby is all dry before the diaper is back on to help prevent diaper rash! We always keep clean towels in the diaper changing area that we call "butt towels"

  • @zerocraic3966
    @zerocraic3966 4 месяца назад +2

    The patreon cold open of this takes it to top 5 territory. Unbelievable episode

  • @thatgirl9532
    @thatgirl9532 4 месяца назад +2

    Jared is such a sweetheart, I wish I could meet him and have him give me an uplift. What a dude!

  • @futuroid
    @futuroid 4 месяца назад +6

    Harrison's story was horrifying. Rip (literally) his 4skin

  • @amehnh
    @amehnh 4 месяца назад +11

    no fucking way, I was rewatching eps yesterday and was hoping for a new one with jared!! 😭🙏

  • @AlextheAlchemist
    @AlextheAlchemist 4 месяца назад +6

    My kitten immediately came over to listen when Miles did his cat impression 😂

  • @cyrilcherniak2128
    @cyrilcherniak2128 4 месяца назад +2

    I drive a '95 Volvo 950, and Miles, I feel you on a spiritual level. I keep putting more than it's worth into repairs because I'm so attached to the FEEL of driving it, just incomparable

  • @he.said.teenjiejer
    @he.said.teenjiejer 4 месяца назад +1

    absolutely HUGE to know jared and i have both played charlie brown. god i love having roles in common with cool people

  • @play-fool
    @play-fool 2 месяца назад

    "im not giving up on this show" "no theres so many" im CRYING LAUGHING

  • @francis2fly
    @francis2fly 4 месяца назад +10

    Poppas HOME!!! Yay!

  • @AJFilms14
    @AJFilms14 4 месяца назад +4

    Omg Maxx Morando, the drummer that she’s been dating since 21’?

  • @mchammerandnail
    @mchammerandnail 4 месяца назад +5

    The penis situation is so unfortunate, I know adult cut situations are so painful afterwards, the healing era sounds like the worst. When Michelle gets pregnant now both parties would have undergone horrible pain…. And that feels feminist as hell

  • @SQUIDNEYCHASE
    @SQUIDNEYCHASE 4 месяца назад +1

    Just want you to know that I bought an Owalla because of you miles. I e forgotten it a few times in different places. And each time it is lost I am devastated because I LOVE it so much. I have never liked a water bottle so much.

  • @4eversweetdreams14
    @4eversweetdreams14 4 месяца назад +1

    Jared's reaction at 42:07 is killing me 🤣😂

  • @katieevans2207
    @katieevans2207 4 месяца назад +1

    Termites do in fact fly. But not like other flying bugs. They flutter out of wherever they are. That’s how I discovered the termites under my porch when they all flew out.

  • @clarawebster02468
    @clarawebster02468 4 месяца назад +6

    This episode is insane holy shit

  • @KeenanPayne
    @KeenanPayne 4 месяца назад +1

    JARED ALWAYS BRINGING THOSE GOOD VIBES

  • @Apollyna
    @Apollyna 4 месяца назад +3

    humbly requesting Gianmarco Soresi or Russell Daniels (or both!) as a future guest

  • @jadanwillis7776
    @jadanwillis7776 4 месяца назад +1

    Jared is hands down one of my fav guests!!! 10/10 episode

  • @Mikeobdraws
    @Mikeobdraws 4 месяца назад +2

    It’s been a week and I still don’t have the strength to get through that second story 🫠

  • @CristinaPiecuch-r1f
    @CristinaPiecuch-r1f 4 месяца назад +5

    Subscribing for that kiss Jared

  • @spiercephotography
    @spiercephotography 4 месяца назад +2

    Perfect Person is the best bedtime companion to relax w before sleeptime! 😂 hell yes Jared! I double shower too. Nothing better than getting into bed clean, especially in the summer!
    Omg the bugs i’m dying 😂 and the call after!

  • @yinkaixiang
    @yinkaixiang 4 месяца назад +2

    The shot of them both with crossed legs after the 2nd call 😂

  • @seanolmedo8915
    @seanolmedo8915 4 месяца назад +1

    the charmander thing at the beginning was so left field it made me laugh for so many reasons

  • @gracemanning9109
    @gracemanning9109 4 месяца назад +3

    Low key so glad miles ditched those 2 chairs for this new couch. Such an upgrade ❤

  • @xxAlexixx88
    @xxAlexixx88 4 месяца назад +3

    I love Jared 🤣🥰 My fave right by Will & Jonny

  • @fakemj
    @fakemj 4 месяца назад +5

    HARRISON IS SO BRAVE

    • @zerocraic3966
      @zerocraic3966 4 месяца назад +1

      As a Canadian I confirm harrison is the king of Canada

  • @elicarson6134
    @elicarson6134 4 месяца назад +3

    miles, if it makes u feel any better about the bug issue, my bf just had to deal with a flea infestation and they literally chewed up his legs but it only took about two weeks to get it under control :) it will be okay

  • @justsophia22
    @justsophia22 4 месяца назад +8

    LETS GOOOO PAPA’S HOME 💜

  • @-streaminadream-5356
    @-streaminadream-5356 3 месяца назад +1

    can someone link the fire department story, i thought i watched all the eps but to know one sliPED THROUGH??? I WILL NOT SLEEP

  • @findparadise
    @findparadise 4 месяца назад +1

    Jared's out here making MOVES. And MOVIES

  • @444lomacdonald
    @444lomacdonald 4 месяца назад +2

    MILES PLEASE HAVE SHAYNE &/OR COURTNEY FROM SMOSH ON PLEASEEEEEEE IMG (respectfully) BEGGING

  • @snaileyhailey23
    @snaileyhailey23 4 месяца назад +1

    This was your best episode so far Miles 👏🏼

  • @alexanderschiano2441
    @alexanderschiano2441 4 месяца назад +4

    i want footage of Jared as charlie brown, Hed be an amazing charlie brown in Youre a good man

  • @rachelpdmusic
    @rachelpdmusic 4 месяца назад +4

    Haven't listened yet but you better believe I'm pumped

  • @joydickerson5210
    @joydickerson5210 4 месяца назад +3

    Currently drinking my Owala while watching two men talk about Owala

  • @awsome8118
    @awsome8118 4 месяца назад +6

    JARED AT 42:13

  • @Ramberta
    @Ramberta 4 месяца назад

    37:36 lmao Miles did you smoke before filming the podcast again? Because this is always the anxiety I get when I'm too high lmao

  • @ept8878
    @ept8878 4 месяца назад +7

    INSANE title let’s gooooo

  • @L33W1NT3R5
    @L33W1NT3R5 4 месяца назад +4

    A local "Tavern"

  • @skylab9
    @skylab9 4 месяца назад +3

    here to say. termites DO fly. lol

  • @debbiegodinez2119
    @debbiegodinez2119 4 месяца назад +1

    I love the info we have about miles. Didn’t expect to know him this intimately lol

  • @donywahlberg
    @donywahlberg 4 месяца назад +4

    MICHELLE HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE BIN LADEN IS

  • @EvWuzhere
    @EvWuzhere 4 месяца назад +4

    Huggies spon for all the naughty diaper babies in the audience