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  • @emmy......
    @emmy...... 4 месяца назад +1124

    This man has genuinely got to be one of the funniest people online right now. He is SO underrated. We need more sets more specials ASAPPPP

    • @obsessivefanboy
      @obsessivefanboy 2 месяца назад +3

      truly truly truly I need more of his comedy

    • @kittyrinee
      @kittyrinee 7 дней назад +1

      for real i’m obsessed. his humor comes w such ease and it’s not giving try hard like majority of creators here

    • @rhope1727
      @rhope1727 6 дней назад

      yall fr

  • @novatm13
    @novatm13 4 месяца назад +2502

    "I'm always telling the truth or joking until I lie ... then I'm lying." ❤

  • @leberrrats
    @leberrrats 4 месяца назад +5677

    “I have she/theys that are shooters” has got to be one of the funniest things Caleb has ever said in a podcast

    • @pyb
      @pyb  4 месяца назад +107

      😂😂😂

    • @Madidaddy00
      @Madidaddy00 4 месяца назад +13

      Timestamps?

    • @morticiabaddams
      @morticiabaddams 4 месяца назад +54

      @@Madidaddy00 The setup starts at 59:50, it makes the line even funnier.

    • @thegirlwithamicrophone
      @thegirlwithamicrophone 4 месяца назад +7

      Just came here to say this 😂

    • @itsthekg978
      @itsthekg978 4 месяца назад +9

      Easily one of the funniest things that have ever been said by anyone, honestly LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @ernestv2012
    @ernestv2012 4 месяца назад +1880

    Bro this Caleb dude. This is why I love podcast because I had no idea who he was before, but now I’m a fan

    • @pyb
      @pyb  4 месяца назад +146

      He’s hilarious!!!

    • @melahhhnie
      @melahhhnie 4 месяца назад +9

      SAME

    • @strayastray7319
      @strayastray7319 4 месяца назад +3

      Same

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 4 месяца назад +25

      He has a pod called So True and both Drew and Brittany have been on it. He is hilarious!

    • @alyssacantrill22
      @alyssacantrill22 4 месяца назад

      literally same

  • @Lugolynn
    @Lugolynn 4 месяца назад +1822

    As a fat girl- I truly have never had this positive mindset that these two have about who they are. This episode truly changed something in my brain.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 4 месяца назад +60

      You’re beautiful! Now you need to be unapologetically beautiful. 💜

    • @GNICHO
      @GNICHO 4 месяца назад +44

      This subtle read

    • @hamilcross
      @hamilcross 4 месяца назад +11

      @@GNICHO SO BRAVE

    • @yasqueen.3665
      @yasqueen.3665 4 месяца назад +18

      @@GNICHOhow is it a read if they talked abt that exact thing

    • @Pipsam1201
      @Pipsam1201 4 месяца назад

      ME TOO omg I have thinking to do

  • @phillipsimmons1754
    @phillipsimmons1754 4 месяца назад +1041

    "well obviously this is embarassing and has to be cut" LMAOOO

  • @armetta99
    @armetta99 4 месяца назад +2838

    It is so disrespectful that you ended this episode. Just do a 12 hour livestream tf

    • @pyb
      @pyb  4 месяца назад +203

      sorry

    • @angelskyy6574
      @angelskyy6574 4 месяца назад +11

      Suing for emotional damage 🤞🏽​@@pyb

    • @MrsFooCough
      @MrsFooCough 3 месяца назад +29

      It’s just insensitive that these people don’t provide me with a) 24/7 livestream to accompany my life and b) friendship, personal conversations with me to make my brain do the happy fizz

    • @FeistyFem-bt6yc
      @FeistyFem-bt6yc 3 месяца назад +8

      I’m watching it again this week and am adding it to my comfort playlist.

    • @Belllilianx
      @Belllilianx Месяц назад +1

      Honestly couldn’t agree more

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 4 месяца назад +514

    I absolutely LOVE the fact that these two have taken their insecurities, internalized them, took them, and dealt with them in a HEALTHY POSITIVE manner, coming out BETTER people for it gives me SOOOO much hope. I completely adore Drew.

    • @Hannahrae42
      @Hannahrae42 4 месяца назад +4

      I get this was coming from a good place, however, to say they have an insecurity about their size is crazy… they are both confident, comfortable and in no way are their body sizes an insecurity. They both look 🔥🔥 and living their best lives

    • @MsAwrootbeer
      @MsAwrootbeer 4 месяца назад +31

      @@Hannahrae42 they spoke in this video about how they changed those insecurities into a positive mindset and how they NOW aren't insecurities. they literally said exactly what joeseg19 is saying.

    • @RoryRaceCar
      @RoryRaceCar 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@Hannahrae42 you really thought you ate with this, huh?

  • @Hairybloke95
    @Hairybloke95 4 месяца назад +5705

    Can't believe you got Rosie O'Donnel on the channel today ❤

    • @shinobi7416
      @shinobi7416 4 месяца назад +27

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @SowahMLaryea
      @SowahMLaryea 4 месяца назад +44

      I-

    • @bbbotc
      @bbbotc 4 месяца назад +9

      yeaaahhhhh ya nailed it

    • @BrittanyAngeline
      @BrittanyAngeline 4 месяца назад +145

      Good one (but Caleb made that joke first). 😂

    • @laurenashley90
      @laurenashley90 4 месяца назад +9

      @@BrittanyAngelineso true how amazing Caleb is. 😂

  • @susana9519
    @susana9519 4 месяца назад +731

    There is nothing more that I love than hearing these two cackling through my speakers

  • @sardennno
    @sardennno 4 месяца назад +451

    "I just wanna sit on the porch and visit" LOL that really is very midwestern 😂

  • @kxroe
    @kxroe 4 месяца назад +181

    caleb: "you know how depression is, and if you're out there struggling.... idk what to tell you but-"
    LOL hearing that as someone who's out here struggling, he's so real for that bc same caleb, same.

  • @coreyg1113
    @coreyg1113 4 месяца назад +271

    This is the best episode of any podcast I've ever seen. It's just non-stop quotable and shareable moments. I'm soooo here for this!!!

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 4 месяца назад +9

      You should watch Caleb’s podcast if you haven’t already!

    • @CarterInosencio
      @CarterInosencio 4 месяца назад +5

      Literally I was watching the snake bit at the beginning I was like this is so funny but there are no comments about it 💀 I knew it was only up from there and it was already good

  • @lilbootivert
    @lilbootivert 3 месяца назад +59

    caleb is so real here at 1:10:15 bc i literally dont gaf abt ppls looks until they show they have an ugly personality. i don't believe in body shaming or look shaming (if thats even a term), UNLESS the person gives u a reason to. then suddenly that bald spot becomes REAL noticeable

  • @tuckerclark7861
    @tuckerclark7861 4 месяца назад +688

    “I got she/theys that are shooters….” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @jessicae1812
    @jessicae1812 4 месяца назад +490

    I laughed out loud at “I still have to hold my nose when I jump in a body of water”

  • @stellalunamp4
    @stellalunamp4 3 месяца назад +38

    this has so quickly become my comfort video. I wish I could rewatch this for the first time over and over

  • @wheybig2972
    @wheybig2972 14 дней назад +8

    55:00 it’s always Caleb stifling his laugh for me before she even explains the joke 🤣

  • @GNICHO
    @GNICHO 4 месяца назад +86

    He is no joke my favorite human like he’s literally so comfortable and real to the point it actually feeds your soul…

  • @kawaiivalpal
    @kawaiivalpal 4 месяца назад +115

    57:00 - 1:02:00 had me in tears the way the bit kept going

    • @Crashlee11
      @Crashlee11 2 месяца назад +5

      I’m at 58 minutes reading this already crying. I’m locked in

    • @larissachanelle
      @larissachanelle 26 дней назад +4

      no fr banger after banger LOL

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n 4 месяца назад +46

    "That you are short, bald, working at the gas station - There is nothing wrong with any of this if you are nice, but because you are not I have to bring it up" is so real and introspective. Those people play dirty and you only get to them with their logic. I can be crushing on someone and genuinely think they are attractive, but once they act like those guys I can see and point out all the so-called "flaws" if I have to. I really do hate bringing stuff like this because I actually do not operate or think like this, but they leave you no choice.

  • @lemongingerlexi
    @lemongingerlexi 4 месяца назад +90

    I didn't know who Caleb was before this and he is now my favorite guest you've ever had?! Has me laughing nonstop and I've been depressed as hell all year I'm OBSESSED!!!

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 4 месяца назад +11

      Listen to his pod epi with Brittany Broski! It’s my favorite ever 😭

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 4 месяца назад

      @@lindalane4939 I WILL!!! thank you!!!😭❤️❤️❤️

    • @doodadsdandy
      @doodadsdandy 4 месяца назад +4

      caleb also has an old podcast called keeping records, and a new one called so true, and brother - they’re INCREDIBLEEEE. definitely a lot of caleb content lol

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 4 месяца назад

      @lindalane4939 update I just listened to that after reading your comment and it was absolutely incredible 😭😂😂 THANK YOUUU

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 4 месяца назад +1

      @doodadsdandy Ahh! I'm definitely going to go listen to all of those episodes! thank you!!🙏🏼

  • @davidbasave7071
    @davidbasave7071 3 месяца назад +35

    “If you’re out there and you’re struggling… idk what to tell you” 😭😭

  • @GarrettMayfield
    @GarrettMayfield 4 месяца назад +235

    This is what happens when a Virgo and an Aquarius hate the same coworker. No one is safe when this duo links up 😂

  • @Bigmoodx
    @Bigmoodx 4 месяца назад +144

    I need yall to link up once a month PLEASE 😩😩😩

  • @ffiontill5924
    @ffiontill5924 8 дней назад +3

    Rewatching this because I need serotonin and small moments of happiness after the election ❤️ I’m so grateful for drew, Caleb and Brittany

  • @nicolekeene1417
    @nicolekeene1417 4 месяца назад +176

    Mentally ill barista here. Ready when you give the signal 😂

  • @menablanding1302
    @menablanding1302 4 месяца назад +48

    "record yourself running a forty-yard dash and i'll tell you if you could survive in the wild" i can't breathe

  • @BARBIEDJING
    @BARBIEDJING 11 дней назад +14

    i love how they go from cackling and being unhinged to talking about real world issues and being so empathetic and insightful. love these two so so much. i aspire.

  • @JoseMurillo-yv8wf
    @JoseMurillo-yv8wf 4 месяца назад +117

    can you two, deison and brittany make a podcast together i know ill die from a lack of oxygen from how much ill be laughing from u guys

  • @kinseyweisensteiner73
    @kinseyweisensteiner73 4 месяца назад +38

    Drew and Caleb (and Brittany) are my inner monologue. I was listening to The Will to Change by bell hooks and everything in life came reduced down to white supremacy and the patriarchy. My inner female rage boils over my drew provides me with relief with calling out the BS

    • @kinseyweisensteiner73
      @kinseyweisensteiner73 4 месяца назад +4

      It shouldn’t fall on the shoulders of women of color and diverse communities to do what you do. Us white women should be constantly doing this and not enable hate

  • @harperisntcool8031
    @harperisntcool8031 4 месяца назад +45

    my grandma got banned on nextdoor because she was complaining too much 😭😭 drew watch out girl

  • @IAmJxxb
    @IAmJxxb 4 месяца назад +131

    Workkkk- this means the Brittany/Caleb episode may be uploaded to RUclips 👀👏🏼

    • @ciaramarie6206
      @ciaramarie6206 4 месяца назад +19

      Please LORD WE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER 🙏

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 4 месяца назад +11

      I think about this often !! Mama need

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel 4 месяца назад

      Omg noooo. Poor Caleb. Who forced him to interact with that thing?

    • @ryleeh9725
      @ryleeh9725 4 месяца назад

      @@ciaramarie6206 the video is free on spotify girly!!

  • @bopeepaleep
    @bopeepaleep 4 месяца назад +27

    i am literally obsessed with next door and facebook group comment sections. better than modern television fr

  • @sgtrainicorn5796
    @sgtrainicorn5796 4 месяца назад +241

    Last time I was this early, we still had those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.

  • @TheZiggyBomb
    @TheZiggyBomb 4 месяца назад +73

    These two are amazing on their own and together it is perfection.

  • @AidenTaylorOfficial
    @AidenTaylorOfficial 4 месяца назад +54

    mom walked in on me watching this and said " OMG are you watching the documentary about dan schnieder?" ... GIRL

    • @DiMagnolia
      @DiMagnolia 2 месяца назад +1

      IM SCREAMING WHAT

  • @andyy6592
    @andyy6592 4 месяца назад +81

    caleb, the broski and drew are an elite combo

  • @hungrywarlock7333
    @hungrywarlock7333 4 месяца назад +30

    The way you both play off each other with the QUICKNESS

  • @umi_tao33
    @umi_tao33 14 дней назад +1

    "if you're out there struggling...I don't know what to tell you" no because this is so real. Like, I don't want to hear it gets better all the time. Sometimes it is what it is, and sometimes it's different.

  • @wadooshful
    @wadooshful 4 месяца назад +83

    I sung the most stunning high note when I saw this notification pop up. Yall and Ms Broski keep me going.

  • @kelseymcmillan7651
    @kelseymcmillan7651 4 месяца назад +24

    “Taken from a toaster” has me CACKLING

  • @coalmorningstar4925
    @coalmorningstar4925 4 месяца назад +34

    this guy might very well be one of the funniest men on the planet

  • @ariannawhatrudoinghere
    @ariannawhatrudoinghere 4 месяца назад +73

    “I’ve got she/theys that are shooters” 💀💀💀

    • @leebayley16
      @leebayley16 4 дня назад +1

      “they pay my mortgage!”😂

  • @TheJsyve1
    @TheJsyve1 4 месяца назад +30

    Drew and Caleb both just have these laughs that are infectious

  • @ChubbsJustin
    @ChubbsJustin Месяц назад +2

    Watching your clips on TikTok I just figured you guys have a podcast together. My mind was blown finding out he was just a special guest. You guys need to make a show together! The chemistry is so natural

  • @bananahannah2799
    @bananahannah2799 2 месяца назад +2

    Actively going through the process of trying to convince myself that I deserve to love myself and feel good about myself in my body and this episode felt so healing.

  • @MicaBlue-s2h
    @MicaBlue-s2h 2 месяца назад +3

    Caleb is so empathetic. Such a sweetheart

  • @Morelikedejavu
    @Morelikedejavu Месяц назад +2

    Caleb, Drew and Brittany truly make me laugh till I'm crying. The fact that all three of them are so close makes so much sense!!! The RUclips holy trinity for me

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 4 месяца назад +39

    i haven’t laughed like this in ages. Caleb is honestly the funniest person alive right now

  • @juliana-gh7yi
    @juliana-gh7yi 3 месяца назад +8

    i just have to say this cuz i never hear people talk about the next door app and i’m so obsessed, when i got my wisdom teeth out the dr didn’t order my pain med prescription so i posted about it and got like 80 replies or something all the old people were fighting for my rights i loved it

  • @Allyjoe321
    @Allyjoe321 4 месяца назад +6

    I’ve watched this episode several times because it’s simply that hilarious. Like-unreal how hard I’m laughing just listening to two people talk 😭🙏🏼

  • @bl3546
    @bl3546 4 месяца назад +25

    caleb "i've c*m a few times since ive been here" how did she not die laughing at that lmaooo

  • @KatyMeasles
    @KatyMeasles 2 месяца назад +3

    I’ve struggled with eating forever but every time I get half way through a drew and Caleb podcast I’m munchin on somthing lmao💗🙏🏻

  • @relyuhcs
    @relyuhcs 4 месяца назад +33

    Protect these two at all costs

  • @xkrstfx
    @xkrstfx 4 месяца назад +71

    "hello it's me your fellow white" 🤣

  • @lynnthayer7067
    @lynnthayer7067 4 месяца назад +106

    the goth doc marten fan is so real, it takes one to know one 💀

  • @danabana6421
    @danabana6421 4 месяца назад +16

    What Caleb said about people think that fat people are automatically losers literally gave me so much hope and happiness. I love this

  • @yungcrab
    @yungcrab 4 месяца назад +11

    EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. THE TRUTH WAS LOUD.

  • @ashs690
    @ashs690 4 месяца назад +70

    The 28 year old talk at the beginning was sooo real lmaooo

  • @dustylouthan
    @dustylouthan 2 месяца назад +5

    I literally did a spit take when Caleb said “they put you in how great is our god 11s” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlistairFinch713
    @AlistairFinch713 4 месяца назад +11

    56:00 i used to be a dancer and in theatre. i had to get headshots one time for the company, but they had us do a 2+ hour rehearsal in full makeup first. someone told me my headshot looked like the maggot from the Corpse Bride. it hurt BECAUSE its accurate. they really got me on that one

  • @amyjanemade
    @amyjanemade 4 месяца назад +5

    I've already watched this twice on spotify but watching here again to support our girlz and bolster the possibility of more caleb & drew!!! (& brittany)

  • @shammy921
    @shammy921 Месяц назад +1

    I'm doing busy work while watching this at work and literally was crying trying to hold back my laughter at the ate all the pies, what if I bit and my coworker thought I was crying for real bc I couldn't stop shaking and crying to not scream laugh. OMFGGGGGGG

  • @maddigrace2158
    @maddigrace2158 4 месяца назад +15

    caleb describing his frontal cortex developing is crazy

  • @laurasclayentries
    @laurasclayentries 4 месяца назад +15

    you clearly knew I’ve been binging Caleb’s content and needed MORE!! thank you!!

  • @TheMRock888
    @TheMRock888 4 месяца назад +13

    My favorite episode of all time. I didn’t stop cackling from beginning to enddddd

  • @akaypru
    @akaypru 4 месяца назад +28

    Caleb talking like he wasn’t the one bullying the snakes because “snakes are just too soft these days.”

  • @illmeans
    @illmeans 4 месяца назад +5

    The first season of "Alone" is my favorite because they didn't vet the dudes besides them talking about how tough they are and the first night theres a cop crying bc he thinks he hears a bear.

  • @falloutalex
    @falloutalex 6 дней назад +2

    i always come back to this ep

  • @Wesley-mt1sc
    @Wesley-mt1sc 2 месяца назад

    The amount of joy these two people brought me today. Today has not been the best of days but the laughs they allowed me to have is appreciated so much ❤

  • @knwilli75
    @knwilli75 2 месяца назад +1

    GIVE THESE TWO A PODCAST ALREADY. DAMN, SO FUNNY, HONEST, AND TRUE!!!!!!!!!

  • @C1TYF1GHTS
    @C1TYF1GHTS 4 месяца назад +4

    Hearing ya'll talk about how everything is connected to colonialism and imperialism that built our western societies made me kinda tear up bcuz u never see influencer or online people actually unpacking that

  • @Rokingofdance
    @Rokingofdance 3 месяца назад +1

    The big 3 Brittany, Drew and Caleb need their own podcast I could watch them all dayyyy no matter how many times I replay it the jokes and laughs never get old 😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 4 месяца назад +19

    “So much of it is whack and terrible” LMFAO OKAY.

  • @vickymorriskeen5817
    @vickymorriskeen5817 4 месяца назад +5

    4:00 I'm on Next door too and Drew is 100% correct! It's all old people tea. And occasional missing animals. But the noise complaints Do. NOT. Stop.

  • @abbycampbell-zd7iw
    @abbycampbell-zd7iw 4 месяца назад +13

    THE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF IS SO REAL

  • @jbone877
    @jbone877 3 месяца назад +1

    One of my favorite episodes of any podcast ever

  • @x_carmy
    @x_carmy 4 месяца назад +4

    This episode made me cry actual tears! I LOVE when you two are together ♥️♥️♥️

  • @sophiestelmack9255
    @sophiestelmack9255 7 дней назад +1

    6:58 I was fully expecting for this to be a post about someone’s snake named Simone biles

  • @KaitlynTornello
    @KaitlynTornello 4 месяца назад +6

    Humor, insightful thoughts, and I got to learn more about you guys. This podcast was amazing!! 💛

  • @existentialheart
    @existentialheart 2 дня назад

    i love the way you both communicate and i love ur guys’ humor omg

  • @strwbrriepixie
    @strwbrriepixie 4 месяца назад +43

    he is so hilarious 😭

  • @smokebella1820
    @smokebella1820 4 месяца назад +6

    Please keep having Caleb on

  • @krrupt.
    @krrupt. 4 месяца назад +8

    Caleb is so fkn funny "i got she/theys that are shooters" tearssss omg😭

  • @Hexesandohs
    @Hexesandohs 3 дня назад

    The Lucy Dacus line lives rent free in my head because I’m an enby and she is one of my favorite singers 😂

  • @duhhnielle03
    @duhhnielle03 3 месяца назад +2

    I need the episode with Leo to be reuploaded here pleeeeease. I constantly die thinking about the bit where you guys just make fun of each other 😭

  • @LieutenantSheep
    @LieutenantSheep 4 месяца назад +5

    Cackling when I (a bisexual white woman) got called out as part of Caleb’s post apocalypse regime. I’m down, king. I have a Polisci degree and an eye for detail

  • @keighleamartin8688
    @keighleamartin8688 3 месяца назад +2

    Love seeing Caleb put Drew in stitches 😂

  • @caitlinhuddleston8612
    @caitlinhuddleston8612 2 месяца назад +1

    The way I rewatch this episode just to make my day better

  • @lilly-id7js
    @lilly-id7js 4 месяца назад +5

    i watched this spotify episode alllll the time, so glad its on youtube now!!

  • @emilyfrost1673
    @emilyfrost1673 День назад +1

    I haven’t laughed like this in a while, thank y’all ❤😂

  • @ayeodell
    @ayeodell 4 месяца назад +7

    I wish this was 5 hours longer 😭

  • @MicaBlue-s2h
    @MicaBlue-s2h 2 месяца назад +1

    How did y'all just cured my depressive episode

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu 4 месяца назад +2

    Y’all truly dropped gems in this podcast. 💓
    42:38

  • @lisamadison3240
    @lisamadison3240 3 месяца назад +1

    there’s been a 5foot pile of clothes in the corner for a month, I turned this on for 5 minutes and then decided to put it them away…. thank y’all for doing gods work

  • @dorimende
    @dorimende 2 месяца назад +2

    my comfort show

  • @Mommamia_ink
    @Mommamia_ink 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m always telling the truth or joking until I lie then I lie has me CRACKING UPPP

  • @oaklennielsen5685
    @oaklennielsen5685 2 месяца назад

    The unattractive thing spoke to me, like weight wise. I used to be a heavy drug user and got lean and fit and felt confident and happy, but when my addiction switched to alcoholism I gained a lot of weight. It was hard for me to come to terms with but the confidence Caleb and drew have is truly inspirational, love you guys, love what you do, and can’t thank you enough for getting real but in a light hearted way!

  • @val-hr5ri
    @val-hr5ri 4 месяца назад +3

    i love listening to smart people converse