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  • Опубликовано: 23 июл 2024
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    On this Replay Friday episode, comedian Caleb Hearon joins Drew on the show for an episode that you'll be quoting for MONTHS to come. They talk about the weaponization of fatphobia, accidentally joining a Facebook group that bullies snakes, haggling with rich Beverly Hills women for a used couch, why Caleb is "Midwestern Aunt-pilled", lying to help propagate your worldview, and so much more!
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  • @leberrrats
    @leberrrats 19 дней назад +3119

    “I have she/theys that are shooters” has got to be one of the funniest things Caleb has ever said in a podcast

    • @pyb
      @pyb  19 дней назад +50

      😂😂😂

    • @user-vh3bj6vy6p
      @user-vh3bj6vy6p 15 дней назад +3

      Timestamps?

    • @morticiabaddams
      @morticiabaddams 15 дней назад +17

      @@user-vh3bj6vy6p The setup starts at 59:50, it makes the line even funnier.

    • @thegirlwithamicrophone
      @thegirlwithamicrophone 15 дней назад +2

      Just came here to say this 😂

    • @itsthekg978
      @itsthekg978 14 дней назад +1

      Easily one of the funniest things that have ever been said by anyone, honestly LMFAO😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Hairybloke95
    @Hairybloke95 19 дней назад +3541

    Can't believe you got Rosie O'Donnel on the channel today ❤

    • @shinobi7416
      @shinobi7416 19 дней назад +15

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @SowahMLaryea
      @SowahMLaryea 19 дней назад +23

      I-

    • @bbbotc
      @bbbotc 19 дней назад +5

      yeaaahhhhh ya nailed it

    • @BrittanyAngeline
      @BrittanyAngeline 19 дней назад +75

      Good one (but Caleb made that joke first). 😂

    • @laurenashley90
      @laurenashley90 19 дней назад +5

      @@BrittanyAngelineso true how amazing Caleb is. 😂

  • @armetta99
    @armetta99 19 дней назад +1269

    It is so disrespectful that you ended this episode. Just do a 12 hour livestream tf

    • @pyb
      @pyb  15 дней назад +74

      sorry

    • @angelskyy6574
      @angelskyy6574 6 дней назад

      Suing for emotional damage 🤞🏽​@@pyb

    • @BeautyByMrsFooCough
      @BeautyByMrsFooCough 4 дня назад +1

      It’s just insensitive that these people don’t provide me with a) 24/7 livestream to accompany my life and b) friendship, personal conversations with me to make my brain do the happy fizz

  • @Lugolynn
    @Lugolynn 18 дней назад +621

    As a fat girl- I truly have never had this positive mindset that these two have about who they are. This episode truly changed something in my brain.

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl 17 дней назад +20

      You’re beautiful! Now you need to be unapologetically beautiful. 💜

    • @Nikthehermit
      @Nikthehermit 14 дней назад +15

      This subtle read

    • @hamilcross
      @hamilcross 12 дней назад +5

      @@Nikthehermit SO BRAVE

    • @yasqueen.3665
      @yasqueen.3665 7 дней назад +2

      @@Nikthehermithow is it a read if they talked abt that exact thing

    • @Pipsam1201
      @Pipsam1201 6 дней назад

      ME TOO omg I have thinking to do

  • @ernestv2012
    @ernestv2012 19 дней назад +1160

    Bro this Caleb dude. This is why I love podcast because I had no idea who he was before, but now I’m a fan

    • @pyb
      @pyb  19 дней назад +94

      He’s hilarious!!!

    • @melahhhnie
      @melahhhnie 19 дней назад +4

      SAME

    • @strayastray7319
      @strayastray7319 18 дней назад +2

      Same

    • @alexarobertson17
      @alexarobertson17 18 дней назад +15

      He has a pod called So True and both Drew and Brittany have been on it. He is hilarious!

    • @alyssawynne24
      @alyssawynne24 15 дней назад

      literally same

  • @novatm13
    @novatm13 19 дней назад +1281

    "I'm always telling the truth or joking until I lie ... then I'm lying." ❤

  • @emmy......
    @emmy...... 15 дней назад +317

    This man has genuinely got to be one of the funniest people online right now. He is SO underrated. We need more sets more specials ASAPPPP

  • @susana9519
    @susana9519 19 дней назад +431

    There is nothing more that I love than hearing these two cackling through my speakers

  • @tuckerclark7861
    @tuckerclark7861 19 дней назад +419

    “I got she/theys that are shooters….” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 18 дней назад +267

    I absolutely LOVE the fact that these two have taken their insecurities, internalized them, took them, and dealt with them in a HEALTHY POSITIVE manner, coming out BETTER people for it gives me SOOOO much hope. I completely adore Drew.

    • @Hannahrae42
      @Hannahrae42 13 дней назад +2

      I get this was coming from a good place, however, to say they have an insecurity about their size is crazy… they are both confident, comfortable and in no way are their body sizes an insecurity. They both look 🔥🔥 and living their best lives

    • @MsAwrootbeer
      @MsAwrootbeer 12 дней назад +13

      @@Hannahrae42 they spoke in this video about how they changed those insecurities into a positive mindset and how they NOW aren't insecurities. they literally said exactly what joeseg19 is saying.

    • @RoryRaceCar
      @RoryRaceCar 13 часов назад

      ​@@Hannahrae42 you really thought you ate with this, huh?

  • @phillipsimmons1754
    @phillipsimmons1754 7 дней назад +39

    "well obviously this is embarassing and has to be cut" LMAOOO

  • @jessicae1812
    @jessicae1812 18 дней назад +289

    I laughed out loud at “I still have to hold my nose when I jump in a body of water”

  • @sardennno
    @sardennno 18 дней назад +183

    "I just wanna sit on the porch and visit" LOL that really is very midwestern 😂

  • @coreyg1113
    @coreyg1113 19 дней назад +158

    This is the best episode of any podcast I've ever seen. It's just non-stop quotable and shareable moments. I'm soooo here for this!!!

    • @chelseab115
      @chelseab115 19 дней назад +6

      You should watch Caleb’s podcast if you haven’t already!

    • @CarterInosencio
      @CarterInosencio 15 дней назад +3

      Literally I was watching the snake bit at the beginning I was like this is so funny but there are no comments about it 💀 I knew it was only up from there and it was already good

  • @nicolekeene1417
    @nicolekeene1417 16 дней назад +48

    Mentally ill barista here. Ready when you give the signal 😂

  • @sgtrainicorn5796
    @sgtrainicorn5796 19 дней назад +215

    Last time I was this early, we still had those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.

  • @GarrettMayfield
    @GarrettMayfield 18 дней назад +152

    This is what happens when a Virgo and an Aquarius hate the same coworker. No one is safe when this duo links up 😂

  • @Nikthehermit
    @Nikthehermit 14 дней назад +41

    He is no joke my favorite human like he’s literally so comfortable and real to the point it actually feeds your soul…

  • @JoseMurillo-yv8wf
    @JoseMurillo-yv8wf 19 дней назад +76

    can you two, deison and brittany make a podcast together i know ill die from a lack of oxygen from how much ill be laughing from u guys

  • @Bigmoodx
    @Bigmoodx 19 дней назад +96

    I need yall to link up once a month PLEASE 😩😩😩

  • @lynnthayer7067
    @lynnthayer7067 19 дней назад +86

    the goth doc marten fan is so real, it takes one to know one 💀

  • @ariannawhatrudoinghere
    @ariannawhatrudoinghere 17 дней назад +37

    “I’ve got she/theys that are shooters” 💀💀💀

  • @kxroe
    @kxroe 8 дней назад +9

    caleb: "you know how depression is, and if you're out there struggling.... idk what to tell you but-"
    LOL hearing that as someone who's out here struggling, he's so real for that bc same caleb, same.

  • @IAmJxxb
    @IAmJxxb 19 дней назад +103

    Workkkk- this means the Brittany/Caleb episode may be uploaded to RUclips 👀👏🏼

    • @ciaramarie6206
      @ciaramarie6206 19 дней назад +14

      Please LORD WE NEED IT NOW MORE THAN EVER 🙏

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 18 дней назад +8

      I think about this often !! Mama need

    • @hotsexyangel
      @hotsexyangel 18 дней назад

      Omg noooo. Poor Caleb. Who forced him to interact with that thing?

    • @ryleeh9725
      @ryleeh9725 16 дней назад

      @@ciaramarie6206 the video is free on spotify girly!!

  • @lemongingerlexi
    @lemongingerlexi 19 дней назад +35

    I didn't know who Caleb was before this and he is now my favorite guest you've ever had?! Has me laughing nonstop and I've been depressed as hell all year I'm OBSESSED!!!

    • @lindalane4939
      @lindalane4939 18 дней назад +6

      Listen to his pod epi with Brittany Broski! It’s my favorite ever 😭

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 18 дней назад

      @@lindalane4939 I WILL!!! thank you!!!😭❤️❤️❤️

    • @doodadsdandy
      @doodadsdandy 18 дней назад +4

      caleb also has an old podcast called keeping records, and a new one called so true, and brother - they’re INCREDIBLEEEE. definitely a lot of caleb content lol

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 18 дней назад

      @lindalane4939 update I just listened to that after reading your comment and it was absolutely incredible 😭😂😂 THANK YOUUU

    • @lemongingerlexi
      @lemongingerlexi 17 дней назад +1

      @doodadsdandy Ahh! I'm definitely going to go listen to all of those episodes! thank you!!🙏🏼

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 14 дней назад +25

    i haven’t laughed like this in ages. Caleb is honestly the funniest person alive right now

  • @terrorjr287
    @terrorjr287 13 дней назад +24

    "hello it's me your fellow white" 🤣

  • @andyy6592
    @andyy6592 19 дней назад +61

    caleb, the broski and drew are an elite combo

  • @bopeepaleep
    @bopeepaleep 16 дней назад +14

    i am literally obsessed with next door and facebook group comment sections. better than modern television fr

  • @wadooshful
    @wadooshful 19 дней назад +69

    I sung the most stunning high note when I saw this notification pop up. Yall and Ms Broski keep me going.

  • @TheZiggyBomb
    @TheZiggyBomb 19 дней назад +67

    These two are amazing on their own and together it is perfection.

  • @akaypru
    @akaypru 16 дней назад +20

    Caleb talking like he wasn’t the one bullying the snakes because “snakes are just too soft these days.”

  • @kinseyweisensteiner73
    @kinseyweisensteiner73 16 дней назад +17

    Drew and Caleb (and Brittany) are my inner monologue. I was listening to The Will to Change by bell hooks and everything in life came reduced down to white supremacy and the patriarchy. My inner female rage boils over my drew provides me with relief with calling out the BS

    • @kinseyweisensteiner73
      @kinseyweisensteiner73 16 дней назад +2

      It shouldn’t fall on the shoulders of women of color and diverse communities to do what you do. Us white women should be constantly doing this and not enable hate

  • @ashs690
    @ashs690 19 дней назад +58

    The 28 year old talk at the beginning was sooo real lmaooo

  • @strwbrriepixie
    @strwbrriepixie 19 дней назад +38

    he is so hilarious 😭

  • @joeseg19
    @joeseg19 18 дней назад +15

    “So much of it is whack and terrible” LMFAO OKAY.

  • @TheJsyve1
    @TheJsyve1 19 дней назад +21

    Drew and Caleb both just have these laughs that are infectious

  • @relyuhcs
    @relyuhcs 19 дней назад +29

    Protect these two at all costs

  • @kawaiivalpal
    @kawaiivalpal 16 дней назад +14

    57:00 - 1:02:00 had me in tears the way the bit kept going

  • @hungrywarlock7333
    @hungrywarlock7333 16 дней назад +11

    The way you both play off each other with the QUICKNESS

  • @m00nrac00n
    @m00nrac00n 7 дней назад +1

    "That you are short, bald, working at the gas station - There is nothing wrong with any of this if you are nice, but because you are not I have to bring it up" is so real and introspective. Those people play dirty and you only get to them with their logic. I can be crushing on someone and genuinely think they are attractive, but once they act like those guys I can see and point out all the so-called "flaws" if I have to. I really do hate bringing stuff like this because I actually do not operate or think like this, but they leave you no choice.

  • @maddigrace2158
    @maddigrace2158 15 дней назад +9

    caleb describing his frontal cortex developing is crazy

  • @laurasclayentries
    @laurasclayentries 19 дней назад +14

    you clearly knew I’ve been binging Caleb’s content and needed MORE!! thank you!!

  • @TheMRock888
    @TheMRock888 19 дней назад +11

    My favorite episode of all time. I didn’t stop cackling from beginning to enddddd

  • @yungcrab
    @yungcrab 18 дней назад +7

    EVERYONE NEEDS TO LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. THE TRUTH WAS LOUD.

  • @kelseymcmillan7651
    @kelseymcmillan7651 16 дней назад +4

    “Taken from a toaster” has me CACKLING

  • @abbycampbell-zd7iw
    @abbycampbell-zd7iw 16 дней назад +8

    THE GASLIGHTING YOURSELF IS SO REAL

  • @coalmorningstar4925
    @coalmorningstar4925 19 дней назад +15

    this guy might very well be one of the funniest men on the planet

  • @AidenTaylorOfficial
    @AidenTaylorOfficial 17 дней назад +22

    mom walked in on me watching this and said " OMG are you watching the documentary about dan schnieder?" ... GIRL

  • @Allyjoe321
    @Allyjoe321 14 дней назад +2

    I’ve watched this episode several times because it’s simply that hilarious. Like-unreal how hard I’m laughing just listening to two people talk 😭🙏🏼

  • @saraholdham9573
    @saraholdham9573 14 дней назад +5

    "I got she/theys that are shooters " that has me cackling

  • @krrupt.
    @krrupt. 17 дней назад +5

    Caleb is so fkn funny "i got she/theys that are shooters" tearssss omg😭

  • @danabana6421
    @danabana6421 6 дней назад +8

    What Caleb said about people think that fat people are automatically losers literally gave me so much hope and happiness. I love this

  • @carms7438
    @carms7438 18 дней назад +3

    This episode made me cry actual tears! I LOVE when you two are together ♥️♥️♥️

  • @davidbasave7071
    @davidbasave7071 5 дней назад +1

    “If you’re out there and you’re struggling… idk what to tell you” 😭😭

  • @daniellehutchinson8158
    @daniellehutchinson8158 19 дней назад +16

    How great is our god 11s 😂😂😂 Caleb is so fucking funny

  • @harperisntcool8031
    @harperisntcool8031 16 дней назад +4

    my grandma got banned on nextdoor because she was complaining too much 😭😭 drew watch out girl

  • @fionagallagherapologist5968
    @fionagallagherapologist5968 18 дней назад +5

    yall are so hilarious together 😭

  • @staceyweav
    @staceyweav 16 дней назад +4

    Not the “ask Stacey.”💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AlistairFinch713
    @AlistairFinch713 17 дней назад +5

    56:00 i used to be a dancer and in theatre. i had to get headshots one time for the company, but they had us do a 2+ hour rehearsal in full makeup first. someone told me my headshot looked like the maggot from the Corpse Bride. it hurt BECAUSE its accurate. they really got me on that one

  • @dianag.7696
    @dianag.7696 17 дней назад +2

    Two of the funniest people together in a room, I couldn't stop laughing

  • @KaitlynTornello
    @KaitlynTornello 18 дней назад +6

    Humor, insightful thoughts, and I got to learn more about you guys. This podcast was amazing!! 💛

  • @illmeans
    @illmeans 7 дней назад +1

    The first season of "Alone" is my favorite because they didn't vet the dudes besides them talking about how tough they are and the first night theres a cop crying bc he thinks he hears a bear.

  • @juliana-gh7yi
    @juliana-gh7yi 4 дня назад +1

    i just have to say this cuz i never hear people talk about the next door app and i’m so obsessed, when i got my wisdom teeth out the dr didn’t order my pain med prescription so i posted about it and got like 80 replies or something all the old people were fighting for my rights i loved it

  • @Alex-ge2fc
    @Alex-ge2fc 9 дней назад +2

    Body shaming snakes is insane 😂

  • @smokebella1820
    @smokebella1820 18 дней назад +6

    Please keep having Caleb on

  • @haileyrivera2948
    @haileyrivera2948 9 дней назад +4

    The funniest man on this earth

  • @riannamarie7552
    @riannamarie7552 19 дней назад +9

    I LITERALLY JUST opened RUclips bro! Love you guys 💕💕💕

  • @princejay_
    @princejay_ 18 дней назад +4

    OMGGGG i finally get to watch on youtubeeeeee. already watched on spotify and my god its my favourite episode.

  • @lilly-id7js
    @lilly-id7js 19 дней назад +4

    i watched this spotify episode alllll the time, so glad its on youtube now!!

  • @bl3546
    @bl3546 13 дней назад +2

    caleb "i've c*m a few times since ive been here" how did she not die laughing at that lmaooo

  • @hannahmac622
    @hannahmac622 14 дней назад +1

    I can’t watch this at work LMAO I’m cracking up the whole time

  • @vickymorriskeen5817
    @vickymorriskeen5817 11 дней назад +3

    4:00 I'm on Next door too and Drew is 100% correct! It's all old people tea. And occasional missing animals. But the noise complaints Do. NOT. Stop.

  • @princessfairysparkle
    @princessfairysparkle 9 дней назад

    One of the funniest dynamics I’ve seen on a podcast 😂 I had to pause it to catch my breath

  • @earth2syn296
    @earth2syn296 18 дней назад +1

    oh yea i just knew i was gonna be laughing this whole episode 😭

  • @Soqbunny
    @Soqbunny 14 дней назад +2

    “I got she/theys that are shooters” is such a bar

  • @lisamadison3240
    @lisamadison3240 День назад

    there’s been a 5foot pile of clothes in the corner for a month, I turned this on for 5 minutes and then decided to put it them away…. thank y’all for doing gods work

  • @nessahelu
    @nessahelu 16 дней назад +2

    Y’all truly dropped gems in this podcast. 💓
    42:38

  • @hb-fe2np
    @hb-fe2np 14 дней назад

    I don’t think y’all understand how excited I was to watch this podcast! Love you both!

  • @comfortlover4245
    @comfortlover4245 16 дней назад +2

    I never rewatch podcast episodes, and I'm on my third rewatch of this one 😆🦋

  • @haleyylozano
    @haleyylozano 15 дней назад +1

    y’all are soooo funny i laughed so hard watching this😂😂

  • @ayeodell
    @ayeodell 16 дней назад +4

    I wish this was 5 hours longer 😭

  • @teenoelle3428
    @teenoelle3428 12 дней назад +1

    LMFAOOOOO omg first time listening in and omfg this is soooo funny i love it 😂😂😂

  • @amyjanemade
    @amyjanemade 12 дней назад +3

    I've already watched this twice on spotify but watching here again to support our girlz and bolster the possibility of more caleb & drew!!! (& brittany)

  • @hannahjones9598
    @hannahjones9598 12 дней назад +2

    The snake fb group got me so hard those ppl can be brutal 😂😂

  • @flazada
    @flazada 12 дней назад

    Honestly, the restraint it takes to not laugh uncontrollably at my desk cause y'all are sending me

  • @LieutenantSheep
    @LieutenantSheep 18 дней назад +3

    Cackling when I (a bisexual white woman) got called out as part of Caleb’s post apocalypse regime. I’m down, king. I have a Polisci degree and an eye for detail

  • @lauragelman5695
    @lauragelman5695 9 дней назад +1

    the gaslighting ur self part is so soo real

  • @melaneepy
    @melaneepy 19 дней назад

    Such a good listen , thank you guys❣️

  • @val-hr5ri
    @val-hr5ri 14 дней назад +2

    i love listening to smart people converse

  • @ShellyMarie-x5p
    @ShellyMarie-x5p 8 дней назад

    I can’t believe I haven’t found yall earlier this podcast is GOLD

  • @DMGAGALOO
    @DMGAGALOO 19 дней назад +4

    Nothing like waking up to this 😅❤

  • @gabriellaberman
    @gabriellaberman 14 дней назад

    16:53 this part had me legitimately crying of laughter omg

  • @jacklsaurus
    @jacklsaurus 14 дней назад +2

    WAITING FOR THE CHAPPEL ROAN EPISODE LIKEEEE👀👀👀

  • @MountainDewEnthusiast
    @MountainDewEnthusiast 17 дней назад +2

    The amount I’m going to quote this ep is actually crazy

  • @helllhottie
    @helllhottie 17 дней назад +3

    I love Caleb!!!! He is severely underrated technically the Lana Del Rey of the podcast world 😭😭😭

  • @C1TYF1GHTS
    @C1TYF1GHTS 10 дней назад +1

    Hearing ya'll talk about how everything is connected to colonialism and imperialism that built our western societies made me kinda tear up bcuz u never see influencer or online people actually unpacking that

  • @hopeferris2733
    @hopeferris2733 12 дней назад +1

    I’ve already watched this 3 times it’s so funny

  • @koookeeez
    @koookeeez 12 дней назад

    Ive seen the shorts of this episode, im so happy to finally be able to see this! Ty! 🙏 Spotify Ads break my phone and mess up the videos and i have to keep tapping on the screen to open up the video into full screen again. It really sucks.

  • @rileehale608
    @rileehale608 18 дней назад +1

    YES!! Absolutely love them!