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  • Опубликовано: 23 апр 2017
  • CONAN Highlight: ​Kumail shared a cross-country flight with a man who hates pants and loves showing off his gams.
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  • @bobbybobob2648
    @bobbybobob2648 7 лет назад +1760

    Kumail is one of the funniest dudes alive currently imo. Love the way he tells a story.

    • @bijayg3407
      @bijayg3407 7 лет назад +19

      Great comedic presence

    • @konstantin2548
      @konstantin2548 7 лет назад

      Bobbybobob Nooooooooo

    • @DonC23
      @DonC23 7 лет назад +1

      you see the latest episode of Silicon Valley? that was too funny haha poor Dinesh

    • @ChewyThomson
      @ChewyThomson 7 лет назад +6

      Such a great, dry sense of humour. My style.

    • @saimalishahid1406
      @saimalishahid1406 5 лет назад

      @gulag master If people knew Punjabi or even Urdu, they'd be laughing every time they'd have the pleasure of listening to two Punjabi adult men who were raised in Pakistan talking to each other. Just saying.

  • @shalomsaldanha1267
    @shalomsaldanha1267 4 года назад +291

    "Clenched fist raised against an unjust sky"
    Underrated joke there.

  • @_D4N3
    @_D4N3 7 лет назад +2133

    People have been arrested for public indecency for less. Insane.

    • @julianl.7461
      @julianl.7461 7 лет назад +113

      It's really insane that people get arrested for less than that.

    • @PoeticSonic
      @PoeticSonic 7 лет назад +2

      lmao! they probably toke there sucks off in a public park

    • @Trythish
      @Trythish 6 лет назад +28

      People have been thrown off airplanes for much less

    • @Unknown-ol2uh
      @Unknown-ol2uh 6 лет назад +11

      Someone should buy this dude a ticket to Dubai he'd be jailed for life.

    • @rishabhvats8626
      @rishabhvats8626 4 года назад +9

      White guy

  • @mode3517
    @mode3517 6 лет назад +156

    "We're not looking for home-runs here, Conan"
    Such a great delivery on that line. Just this sort of resigned exasperation.

    • @davidanderson5310
      @davidanderson5310 2 года назад

      That must have been rehearsed with Conan. Right? Surely. It's just too good otherwise.

    • @Psydvckthefirst
      @Psydvckthefirst Год назад

      @@davidanderson5310 a good metaphor hits better if it wasn’t rehearsed, that authenticity is hard to replicate, we all kinda feel it.

  • @tacosanonymous8440
    @tacosanonymous8440 6 лет назад +185

    "We're not looking for a home run Conan." -Kumail Nanjiani.

  • @jimmypge
    @jimmypge 7 лет назад +234

    this is why I wear sweatpants on planes. It's like the socially acceptable way of having no pants on, but also the comfort of having a blanket/no pants.

  • @christianchavez6949
    @christianchavez6949 4 года назад +95

    Kumail Nanjiani in 2017: I am no Hero
    Kumail Nanjiani in 2019: Cast as a lead in a Marvel movie

    • @Python57
      @Python57 3 года назад

      I think Salma Hayek is the lead out of them all

  • @eXdXgXe4life
    @eXdXgXe4life 7 лет назад +416

    Kumail is the best.

  • @milkytoad8388
    @milkytoad8388 7 лет назад +94

    I love this guys casual humor

  • @BTokinn
    @BTokinn 6 лет назад +39

    THE SCREEN IS ILLUMINATING HIS CROTCH LIKE A HOLY RELIC

  • @TheLastProzacNation
    @TheLastProzacNation 6 лет назад +33

    That happened to me once, only it was in a bus from one country to another, and I told the dude to put his pants on and his legs down and when he didn't want to do it the drivers picked him up in the air, opened the door and told him either pants up and legs down or he's going to be left outside pantless in the snow. Dude was as quiet as a mouse the rest of the ride.

  • @neen42
    @neen42 7 лет назад +583

    Who tf does that?! Keep your damn pants on!

    • @kameronrichardson2266
      @kameronrichardson2266 7 лет назад +3

      Wendy Muller can't imagine you saying that with that smile

    • @kamranbashir4842
      @kamranbashir4842 6 лет назад +2

      Wait.. why women can show their legs but men can't.. sexist !

    • @daylisborn9499
      @daylisborn9499 6 лет назад +9

      Are you dumb or trolling? You can wear shorts, short shorts, whatever. I don't want to see ANYONE'S underwear when I'm in public. Keep your damn pants on whether you're a woman or man. There are no double standards here. Just dumbasses apparently

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes 6 лет назад

      @Kamran because men don't complain, stupid

    • @darkashtar
      @darkashtar 5 лет назад

      How do you think I feel... The flight was from NC to CA, I I've in NC and just have a sinking suspension this is where he's from lol

  • @amrit44b
    @amrit44b 7 лет назад +68

    this guy always tells the best stories!!!

  • @MrTherandom
    @MrTherandom 4 года назад +13

    "Like a clenched fist raised against an unjust sky" LOOOL

  • @johnluujl
    @johnluujl 7 лет назад +143

    So off duty employees and their friends and family aren't allowed to wear yoga pants, hot pants etc. to not bother customers, but other customers are allowed to wear no pants??

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes 6 лет назад +4

      I agree with you, but "hot pants" are really short shorts. I believe the term you are looking for is "leggings", which are indeed pants that are hot

    • @starsaint
      @starsaint 5 лет назад +10

      Just make sure you're a white guy before you try it.

  • @gregaovsenjak7414
    @gregaovsenjak7414 7 лет назад +172

    That flight would need Larry David

    • @jordondegroote3355
      @jordondegroote3355 5 лет назад +1

      If Larry was there, that guy would have been told immediately to put his pants back on. Mile high hero

  • @sntsk
    @sntsk 3 года назад +10

    Kumail Nanjiani, Timothy Olyphant, Flula Borg and Bill Burr. My favourite Conan guests

  • @ultravioletron
    @ultravioletron 2 года назад +5

    Kumail: "I'm no hero"
    Marvel producers: Yes, you are 🥺

  • @utkarshanu88
    @utkarshanu88 6 лет назад +12

    "We are not looking for home runs". This guy is effortlessly hilarious.

  • @mc5619
    @mc5619 7 лет назад +1033

    kumail>Kevin Hart

    • @KanyeWestLyricalGenius
      @KanyeWestLyricalGenius 7 лет назад +46

      _ Trinix _ that's an insult to all dads and their jokes.

    • @mc5619
      @mc5619 7 лет назад +25

      _ Trinix _ I've never liked him anyways he's not funny just loud

    • @munnirokz1
      @munnirokz1 7 лет назад +11

      Mauricio Cortez i love Kevin Hart, different style of comedy

    • @SighNaps
      @SighNaps 7 лет назад +4

      Kevin Hart is the black Dane Cook.

    • @mc5619
      @mc5619 7 лет назад +2

      Sigh Naps even that's disrespectful to dane cook aha

  • @brendajackson13
    @brendajackson13 6 лет назад +9

    "We're not looking for home runs here Conan." Hahahahahaha!

  • @Hatingmeisconforming
    @Hatingmeisconforming 7 лет назад +184

    Pakistani Denzel!!!

  • @goobweynmedia4933
    @goobweynmedia4933 4 года назад +9

    Don't worry dude. Few people in this world are actual heroes and most of them may actually be crazy too.

  • @nitingarg88
    @nitingarg88 7 лет назад +123

    You are the CEO now, Dinesh. Get up and be a hero.

  • @argeshagan7407
    @argeshagan7407 7 лет назад +693

    only if that was a black guy or god forbid a muslim, things would've been played out little differently...

    • @Theforeveraloneguy
      @Theforeveraloneguy 7 лет назад +49

      Oh yeah! White people get away with murder man.

    • @yeetus514
      @yeetus514 7 лет назад +7

      omg omg omg omg omg you're so right sista!!!!

    • @haiway85
      @haiway85 7 лет назад +13

      they'll get shoot on the spot

    • @Buffypoodle
      @Buffypoodle 5 лет назад +3

      Omg yes totally 100% 🤣

    • @msrobyn82
      @msrobyn82 5 лет назад +6

      Unfortunatly your right!

  • @popicelolly
    @popicelolly 7 лет назад +1404

    Let's face it, if that dude had been brown..he would have been escorted out by the police..

    • @matttysl508
      @matttysl508 6 лет назад +5

      He was brown

    • @Kn1cknackz0
      @Kn1cknackz0 6 лет назад +61

      Sir_Snarrack The guy with his legs up on the plane, you numbsack

    • @DopeioThePhoneBoi
      @DopeioThePhoneBoi 5 лет назад +28

      stop making every damn thing about race

    • @lancegoodthrust546
      @lancegoodthrust546 5 лет назад +6

      rivr crse What if the police are brown too?? Are you assuming all cops are white?? You're a racist cop-hater. As someonde who is half Nazi American, I find your comment offensive. Not all of us think brown people are scum and should not be allowed to fly. Some of us are ok with them being around as long as they are separate flights.

    • @poppycocksa
      @poppycocksa 5 лет назад +1

      I was on a trip to india once and the stewardess said

  • @narata1541
    @narata1541 7 лет назад +53

    That guy with no pants that doesn't bother with the rules is probably one of those people you don't want your kids next to. Or yourself.

  • @michellelee8892
    @michellelee8892 6 лет назад +7

    he's such a wonderful storyteller. i haven't laughed this much at a video in a long time

  • @Goooodawgs561
    @Goooodawgs561 7 лет назад +16

    I remember when this saga first unfolded on Twitter. Definitely one of those ANIMALS that Bill Burr talks about.

  • @trvrsln
    @trvrsln 3 года назад +5

    The fact that they didn’t stop boarding to have him put his pants on is absolutely ridiculous

  • @peteralmeida8321
    @peteralmeida8321 7 лет назад +35

    I'm sure he just wanted to relief the cabin pressure.

    • @SLPC_
      @SLPC_ 7 лет назад +2

      hahaha good one

  • @ACHILIS09
    @ACHILIS09 7 лет назад +71

    This guy is the funiest person on earth!!!!

    • @stusux
      @stusux 7 лет назад +1

      abdou AI eh.

    • @andreya9187
      @andreya9187 7 лет назад

      Only after Bill Burr

    • @pussyeater69
      @pussyeater69 7 лет назад

      abdou AI only after Dave Chappelle>Louis C.K.>Bill Burr>Kumail>Kevin Hart

  • @SameeraUsman
    @SameeraUsman 7 лет назад +40

    He was definitely the Air Marshal...haha

  • @leovferguson
    @leovferguson 7 лет назад +1200

    I don't wanna have to be the guy that says white privilege buttttttttt

    • @LegendaryManSlayer93
      @LegendaryManSlayer93 7 лет назад +83

      sxintleo yeah, if this was a minority this would've been on all the "news" channels on youtube.

    • @entertained...
      @entertained... 7 лет назад +50

      and a comments section full of slurs.

    • @ahm6006
      @ahm6006 7 лет назад +2

      sxintleo you don't even know if he is white.

    • @niclasb
      @niclasb 7 лет назад +66

      AHM, except that we could sun bath from the reflection of his white calves.

    • @ahm6006
      @ahm6006 7 лет назад +4

      Nick Most Asians and some arabs I've met have lightly coloured skin.

  • @lovikkyio7868
    @lovikkyio7868 3 года назад +4

    Imagine the guy watching this interview and find out that there is a whole interview about him. Wow

  • @Chaaos2
    @Chaaos2 7 лет назад +15

    It's as if that person knew exactly what he was doing..

  • @Vejur9000
    @Vejur9000 3 года назад +2

    He’s just really smart, perceptive and funny. I like his observations. Rapier wit.

  • @fanboyberries39movies40
    @fanboyberries39movies40 6 лет назад +5

    If he’s trying to get someone to not sit next to him then he definitely succeeded

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 6 лет назад +4

    I love how most of kumail's stories are true and still funny

  • @polymathtutoring1292
    @polymathtutoring1292 5 лет назад +2

    *"And look at the way the screen is illuminating his CROTCH, like it's a holy relic!"*

  • @Farah-ij4qf
    @Farah-ij4qf 5 лет назад +1

    LOVE This comedian

  • @carlenger9707
    @carlenger9707 5 лет назад +4

    Kumail doesn't even have to try to be funny, he just is.

  • @adnanali-nd3tk
    @adnanali-nd3tk 6 лет назад +3

    He is the most hilarious man on earth!!

  • @literoadie3502
    @literoadie3502 4 года назад +6

    I’d try to ”Accidentally” spill a hot drink on his crotch, and when he stands up and makes a scene I’d act oblivious and say “YOU HAVE NO PANTS ON?!?”

  • @rahul2010that
    @rahul2010that 4 года назад +2

    I am no hero - Kingo Sunen

  • @monicahernandez2798
    @monicahernandez2798 6 лет назад +5

    Lol "I am no hero" 😂

  • @Obiter3
    @Obiter3 Год назад +1

    That flight crew probably just wanted to get from A to B that day without any bullshit.

  • @pac-ice-tan806
    @pac-ice-tan806 4 года назад +1

    It was that day i knew I'm not a hero

  • @ih8myfriends
    @ih8myfriends 5 лет назад +4

    He is someone who read the FAA handbook. "Theres no law against it!"

  • @AdroitRoger
    @AdroitRoger 5 лет назад +1

    Greatest latenight show gig ever !

  • @tabithadoramus4176
    @tabithadoramus4176 3 года назад +1

    "We're not looking for home runs here conan"😂

  • @drh5779
    @drh5779 3 года назад

    If that guy watches this he probably couldn't be more proud

  • @oledevo
    @oledevo 7 лет назад +4

    It blows my mind that the crew didn't do something but let it happen.

  • @claireli
    @claireli 4 года назад +2

    This is my 5th video of his in a row... every one involves some of his below part! Hahahaha.

  • @matthewskids3986
    @matthewskids3986 2 месяца назад

    I loved Adventure time so much, it's so nostalgic
    ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡

  • @prh198
    @prh198 7 лет назад +5

    There's a better way of describing it than "fleshy V"... lol

  • @kcmn0089
    @kcmn0089 6 лет назад

    Best story ever

  • @swordmonkey5932
    @swordmonkey5932 7 лет назад +4

    Looks like he really wanted to make his business class flight worth it

  • @leahyoung7129
    @leahyoung7129 4 года назад +2

    Greeted by this defiant fleshy V!! 😂😂😂 He’s so hilarious!

  • @LexRising
    @LexRising 4 года назад +1

    #Kumail should have his own show 🙌

  • @sandwitht6264
    @sandwitht6264 6 лет назад

    very deep reflection at the end there

  • @Calida
    @Calida 6 лет назад +1

    Kumail always has the best stories 😂 but seriously that's is a fat no no on the plane!

  • @johndo8792
    @johndo8792 7 лет назад +2

    That guy.. It was MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

  • @walangchahangyelingden8252
    @walangchahangyelingden8252 2 года назад

    Well documented event.

  • @alvinator5203
    @alvinator5203 4 года назад +5

    On point with what Kumail said about not being a hero.
    Everyone seems to be all for justice and internet heroes, but when faced with the real deal, ya shut your trap and look the other way. Why? Because you aren’t hiding behind a screen.

  • @bissy97
    @bissy97 7 лет назад +2

    I can just hear Gilfoyle saying something sarcastic about all this.

  • @cierrablue
    @cierrablue 7 лет назад

    That's so funny. Glad Kumail was there to Tweet about it. ;)

  • @akram4179
    @akram4179 7 лет назад +1

    I bet United airlines is currently praying for this guy to travel on their plane

  • @bayzidbelal9690
    @bayzidbelal9690 4 года назад +1

    Andy did a tweet about this too

  • @morales5412
    @morales5412 7 лет назад

    He's hilarious!

  • @youmeandi100
    @youmeandi100 7 лет назад

    love me some Kumail !

  • @vianeyboruel504
    @vianeyboruel504 7 лет назад +6

    nice , i have no idea who this guy is...but i really like him. funny smart classy honest

    • @resistance6907
      @resistance6907 5 лет назад

      he is a pakistani and settled in US now he moved us when he was 18

  • @larryolive4829
    @larryolive4829 2 месяца назад

    "he gets off the plane and there is no police waiting for him and he walks into the crowd."

  • @FlabbyDouglas
    @FlabbyDouglas 7 лет назад +3

    oh north Carolina... *sigh

  • @Kayla-qb3ch
    @Kayla-qb3ch 5 лет назад +1

    Defiant fleshy V 😂🤣 I can't

  • @leonhardeuler675
    @leonhardeuler675 10 месяцев назад +1

    This feels like a "Show me the rule. Where does it say I have to keep my trousers on and my legs not akimbo?"

  • @karinebvaz
    @karinebvaz 6 лет назад

    THE SCREEN

  • @Bunty2291
    @Bunty2291 7 лет назад

    Great promo for a airline. come fly with us, no pants, no shirt no problem we take them all

  • @MylaCruz11
    @MylaCruz11 5 лет назад +1

    We aren't looking for a homerun 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikemike7326
    @mikemike7326 6 лет назад

    This dude is SO FUNNY!!!

  • @beatjunkybg
    @beatjunkybg 5 лет назад +1

    People are waaay too comfortable in public places.... I feel like the nun from GOT should have shamed him all the way to the airport exit

    • @utkarshsarkar839
      @utkarshsarkar839 5 лет назад

      Shame ding ding ding ding shame ding ding ding ding shame ding ding ding ding shame ding ding ding ding shame ding.... seriously if everyone hears this before they're about to do something trashy, things would be better

  • @chriskaprys
    @chriskaprys 5 лет назад

    just discovered that i can scroll down to this section in fullscreen. whoa.

  • @doubleohnine
    @doubleohnine 4 года назад

    "i am no hero" ....give it 2 years

  • @entertained...
    @entertained... 7 лет назад +1

    great idea for the next episode of what would you do....

  • @Ultra-Collector
    @Ultra-Collector 2 года назад +1

    Sadly I would’ve unintentionally gotten into an argument or fight with that guy ;(

  • @noncreator
    @noncreator 7 лет назад +10

    The Karachi kid rules!

  • @tehreemraza123
    @tehreemraza123 4 года назад +1

    I would've thought he was making that up if there was no photographic evidence

  • @Nemesis_SN
    @Nemesis_SN 6 лет назад +2

    I fully expected the picture of a man at the end to be Conan standing there in his underwear with a creepy smile, wasted opportunity if you ask me 😂

  • @0991ekul
    @0991ekul 7 лет назад

    this guy was awesome in white castle

  • @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax
    @FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 7 лет назад +32

    This Denzel Washington guy is pretty funny

    • @aviersam5644
      @aviersam5644 6 лет назад

      I thought Washington was the capital of United States.

    • @Twocrudedudes
      @Twocrudedudes 6 лет назад +2

      Not as funny as that Trump guy with his pants off and his legs up

  • @Krekel_
    @Krekel_ 5 лет назад +1

    Interesting how most his interviews with Conan is related to pants,underwear, or poop lol

  • @MoQambique
    @MoQambique 7 лет назад +2

    Luckily he didn't go commando that day

  • @annabani2574
    @annabani2574 5 лет назад

    This man is so cute 😀

  • @davebilldavebill961
    @davebilldavebill961 7 лет назад +4

    Wow

  • @AsheshDubey
    @AsheshDubey 4 года назад +1

    People saying "I paid for the seat I can do whatever I want"
    I wish someone was paid to teach you manners

  • @jwbuckmiller82jb
    @jwbuckmiller82jb 7 лет назад +19

    Hey, it's Director Tann from Mass Effect Andromeda. Lol!

  • @saylikudav8180
    @saylikudav8180 6 лет назад

    I get this guy, he is right

  • @tracyqin7589
    @tracyqin7589 7 лет назад

    He takes his PANTS off.

  • @jaejunks
    @jaejunks 7 лет назад

    That passanger must be a former United Airline customer.

  • @Poetically_Incorrect
    @Poetically_Incorrect 6 лет назад

    at 2:19 that guy comes out of nowhere