If you reach the part where a clown is asking for a volunteer, be sure you have Astarion in your party, because if you have him go up on stage, he says something pretty hysterical before he (reluctantly) goes up there.
Okay, but the idea of a charatcer who is so cosmically bad at flirting that they keep getting attention from the people who they are not attracted to is fucking comedy gold!
fr that moment when you're going for Shadowheart, but Gale likes you way more for some reason. seriously, he's so easy to please and I don't know why lmao
@@randomperson8375 I legit think Gale is broken, like, I borderline did nothing but kept him fed on magic items and for some reason during Act 2 he confronted me for cheating on him with my actual romance option... Now I just use a mod to make it impossible for him to gain romance points with me and it's great.
Shen unga-bunga’ing her way through the game (and stumbling ass-backwards through the _wrong romance)_ is exactly the content I was looking forward to this weekend
I'm not even kidding, I had to sit down from laughing at Lae'zel's scene. I'm listening to this in my headphones at work and when Shen started screaming I was just sitting in an aisle holding like 3 boxes of granola bars trying to catch my breath 😂
I have been meticulously reloading for this moment. The endlessly horny and silly (even by BG3 standards sometimes) is what makes this playthrough fun!
okokokok soo i've consumed an UNHEALTHY amount of baldurs gate 3 content along with sinking countless hours into this game myself, but... 1. throwing the fucking magic box until it explodes has never crossed my mind and i LOVE that it works 2. Lae'zel not knowing the pronounciation of comming words is fucking adorable 3. this game is incredible oh also 4. yes Lae'zel is combat-sexual, kill enough stuff and she basically jumps on you, but her character arc is one of the best I've ever seen so if you stick it out till the end you'll probably be quite surprised!
Pretty sure the box thing is a bug with tavern brawler where the extra throw damage it does ignored box/door's toughness. And Lae'zel is indeed the best.
Ah yes. The typical Shen experience. Not being where she is supposed to be yet. And getting the romance she didn’t expect or want 🤣. That “Love” scene was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I think you might be the only person ever to do progression this way. I didn't make it to Grymforge until like level 5 around 50 hours in. I didn't even know you could reach the underdark through the spider cave!! There's like 4 ways there, this is the new Blackreach!
I love that shen accidentlied into an entire big section of the game, I didn't know you could do that! Also in cannon for how Voxer seems to be handling things lol
"easy now, let's not do anything hilarious" is the funniest line in the game and my ass completely missed it because i couldn't find the underdark by the time i finished act 1
I love that she is playing the game without even realizing there are other options she can use (or chooses not to). Have a rogue in your party, nah chop the doors down instead of having them lockpick. Also, I don't think she knows you can move people independently outside of combat, I do not think I have seen the button clicked once lol. 10/10 laughing my ass off.
I have 300h EA+Full release, never knew that just throwing that magic chest would break it like any other chest (I do throw a lot, the game loves throwing and shoving, but I always thought I have to do all those steps for this puzzle that you just skipped and opened it barb style) Such a barbarian thing to do, great RP
Shen, you scraming Oh God WE'RE EATING HER OUT!!! VOXER!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Is the same energy as Lois from Famil Guy screaming Peter. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! And I love that for us.
I’ve played the same quests in such a vastly different way and seeing someone go through them smashing everything and everyone is… healing something in me? 😂
"i was following the main plot and now im in the underdark... how did this happen!!" Yeah thats any good D&D game. If you dont inadvertently end up in the underdark for like 10 sessions you werent playing right
Oh my god this is so true. I was just trying to find that lady. That’s goddamn all. 1. Ended up in a full blown war 2. Met a dodgy ass half drow cannibal who I’m stuck with 3. Best friend got abducted 4. Got betrayed and forced into the Underdark So on….so on…
Rewatching these videos for probably sixth time because Senpai's reaction is absolutely hilarious. In my first campaign of Baldur's Gate 3, Lae'zel and Astarion got on my bad side because I am too kind person-- also 'accidentally' killed Astarion when he came to try and drink off of my Tav as I mistook the [melee option] to an intimidation like how in the first time you meet Astarion. I did not think that I would actually fucking kill him! I FELT SO FUCKING BAD!
I know this is extra extra late now, but in the context of Gale I play as a Bard and basically got him already almost at max relation by: doing magic with him in the conversations, giving him a magic relic the INSTANT I saw the Arcane Hunger on him, and being a goody two shoes(to a point). Think he almost pounced me in that Weave cutscene he was down so bad.
I ran a fight against an Ochre Jelly over a year ago and when it split, my players made a new friend named Googon who we'll never forget. Seeing you fight those blobs in the game is so cool for me cuz I go "THEY PUT GOOGON IN BALDUR GAME!!!"
You hate Astarion but you wanna fix him I've seen that before. Someone says "I hate this character." As they proceed to crush on that character you wanna fix him.
I actually managed to beat Nere without having to fight him. I told the gnomes I had black powder and they left, and I went directly to camp to heal. When I came back ready to blow the rocks up, the path was open and Nere was already dead XD All I did then was cut his head off and went back to looting everything :)
Imagine having such low rizz that you constantly attract people who you don't even want. I guess everyone eventually falls for the buff himbo regardless of charisma, huh?
To be fair... Lae'zel is down to clown if you make that tiefling grovel, so much so it's a CORE part of the sex% speedruns... Also, for anyone curious... you get to see FULL dangling sack.
It's funny that you somehow didn't get the "let's stab that elf in the back" dialogue from the Dwarf chief. Makes the fight easier, and pays really well
1) as a person who started romancing Lae'zel in early access out of spite for people who hate her (for being a mean, not hot woman mostly), I saw that (unfinished) sex scene as my gith barbarian and it fucking sent me for a good fifteen minutes irl 2) the really cool thing about Omelium and Blurg is that the Society of Brilliance is a real thing in the actual canon. I'm running Out of the Abyss, the Underdark Module, and they feature as friendly random encounters. While OotA's Blurg is an orog (elf/orc hybrid) and their ilithid is Grasilaxx, the whole Society is full of high INT monstrous races including a derro, a kuo-toa, and a troglodite. Being in the underdark (even in EA) was delightful and i was so excited to see my friends in the Society 3) aside from Gale (whose approval skyrockets if you feed him), Lae'zel is the easiest companion to get to a romance point. If you take her to talk to Zorru or you see the gith by the mountain pass, she full on just gets so much approval she wants to bone and that's so funny to me. Woman knows what she likes and it's power and not sharing.
With my very first character to get to Grymforge, I hadn't had a single character actually die up that point. Gale, at full health, got shoved by a Duergar Barbarian straight into that lava and died on the next round. I even had Karlach jump in to try and save him, but the lava did too much damage for him to survive even after having a big health potion thrown on him.
Watching you blindly stumble into everything is a joy. My character has 8 int and wis, but I've been playing like he's a genius with eagle eyes. This was refreshing, and really informed how I might have been playing if I was actually role playing my character
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This video includes VOD 3 and 4 from my playthrough!
Part 3: ruclips.net/video/H0vqI-IyKYI/видео.html
Part 4: ruclips.net/video/tVl60RMB6Ok/видео.html
Epic
certified vod classic
Nice
If you reach the part where a clown is asking for a volunteer, be sure you have Astarion in your party, because if you have him go up on stage, he says something pretty hysterical before he (reluctantly) goes up there.
keep up the good work!
Shen screaming “Oh god WE’RE EATING HER OUT!!!” fuckin killed me. The genuine fucking fear and confusion in her voice
The highlight of the video
ABORT MISSIOOOOON!!
Lae'zel, best girl!
Cool!
*FEARFUL BISEXUAL SCREETCHING*
This Voxer seems like the kind of dude to stand in front of an explosion and hold his mouth open to catch some of the bits.
I can't explain how loud my laugh was when I read this
It’s like hot snow
@@AeroViro Neither can I!
@@ocomolinaehain1795 Mmmmm spicy
"Explosion strong? I WILL EAT IT AND CONSUME ITS POWER"
Okay, but the idea of a charatcer who is so cosmically bad at flirting that they keep getting attention from the people who they are not attracted to is fucking comedy gold!
Isn't that just romance anime in a nutshell
@@shinuyashami5595 yes it is. Yes it is 🤣
"you're an idiot. I like idiots."
fr
that moment when you're going for Shadowheart, but Gale likes you way more for some reason. seriously, he's so easy to please and I don't know why lmao
@@randomperson8375 I legit think Gale is broken, like, I borderline did nothing but kept him fed on magic items and for some reason during Act 2 he confronted me for cheating on him with my actual romance option...
Now I just use a mod to make it impossible for him to gain romance points with me and it's great.
Voxer throwing the selunite chest until it break is the most barbarian thing i've ever saw
Why throw rock at chest, when you can throw chest at rock?
Especially when the answer was right there 😂
@@lysonaeYeah, but the “correct” answer pisses of Shadowheart unless you send her to an entirely different location
Voxer dont solve riddle....he beats riddle
@@MrMaradokOr beat a slight of hand check
😂 Shen accidentally rizzing up all the wrong people, instead of the guy she actually wants is just so… accurate to her experiences with games.
A rizzmaster, but at whar cost 😢
@@Nocturnewashere The Rizzard of Oz
Suffering from success...
Ballin, But At What Cost.
I love seeing shen have an actual panic attack when she cheats on her fictional vampire boyfriend
I would panic too I’d never cheat on my fictional vampire boyfriend 😌
Remember, it isn't cheating if you reload your save after.
"OH GOD WE'RE EATING HER OUT" screamed with all of the terror of watching a man die in front of you took me OUT DUDE LMAO
she was watching voxer's virginity die
Shens reaction to the Lae'zel sex speed run is one of the funniest things I've heard on RUclips.
Shen unga-bunga’ing her way through the game (and stumbling ass-backwards through the _wrong romance)_ is exactly the content I was looking forward to this weekend
"You don't want to watch me play the game, you just want to watch me be endlessly horny."
I'm feeling very called out rn.
I'm not even kidding, I had to sit down from laughing at Lae'zel's scene. I'm listening to this in my headphones at work and when Shen started screaming I was just sitting in an aisle holding like 3 boxes of granola bars trying to catch my breath 😂
Several forms of NSFW
Hahahahaha!
OH MY GOD I WAS AT WORK TOO LMAO I NEARLY SCREAMED IN THE CANDLE AISLE
The pure fear in Shen’s voice at 11:56 is so funny lmaoo
Shen: *plays a manly barbarian*
Also Shen: "Why are all these women thirsty for Voxer?"
Those screams in the Lae'zel scene lmaoooo
Lae'zel: I want us to eat each other
Shen, screaming in cunnilingus:
Niceeee
listening to you freaking out and screaming "OH GOD WE"RE EATING HER OUT!!!" is the funniest shit 🤣🤣
Lmfaoo I will never not laugh when Astarion stops midsetence to scream ‘WILL YOU SHUT UP’ at the book
"Easy now, let's not do anything h i l a r I o u s" is easily one of my favorite Astarion lines in this stupid game
Shen playing as Barb Voxer just automatically excuses her from any and all 0 IQ decisions
Hearing Shen freak out during the sex scene with that gif on screen is the best thing I watched all day, it made my day, thank you so much!
11:53 Shen becomes the irl equivalent of those feral stick figure drawings
I laughed way too hard when Shen freaked out and said abort mission
9:40 this interaction made me fall in love with Bae'Zel. She's a perfect mix between believably realistic and a hilarious roleplayer
Another episode of my new favorite show "The Life and Times, and Suffering of Voxer ft Astarion"
Watching the barbarian throw the magic chest instead of finding the prayer sheet nearby had me literally almost choke
Far prefer watching Shen play this than most people I’ve checked out. The laughter is too damn contagious.
Shen's laugh is absolutely a big draw, and the fact she's a hopeless horny human is just icing on the cake.
17:21 “woooaaah all of these guys are funky looking!“
Dont you mean they are *fungi* looking? >:)
I scream seeing shen go places she absolutely should not go yet. big "this is fine" energy
I have been meticulously reloading for this moment. The endlessly horny and silly (even by BG3 standards sometimes) is what makes this playthrough fun!
okokokok soo i've consumed an UNHEALTHY amount of baldurs gate 3 content along with sinking countless hours into this game myself, but...
1. throwing the fucking magic box until it explodes has never crossed my mind and i LOVE that it works
2. Lae'zel not knowing the pronounciation of comming words is fucking adorable
3. this game is incredible
oh also 4. yes Lae'zel is combat-sexual, kill enough stuff and she basically jumps on you, but her character arc is one of the best I've ever seen so if you stick it out till the end you'll probably be quite surprised!
She really came at me with "mmm I can still *smell* the goblin on you 😋" after we wiped out the goblin camp lmao
Pretty sure the box thing is a bug with tavern brawler where the extra throw damage it does ignored box/door's toughness.
And Lae'zel is indeed the best.
25:46 Can we just talk about this for a moment.
Sub: I got married
Shen: Happy birthday
So much chaos who gave this woman that much power
11:07 - 12:07 absolutely FLOORED ME. I was laughing for a solid 5 minutes 😭
( 11:45 also had me in tears. )
Love seeing Voxer be very normal as usual.
7:55 The most barbarian solution to a locked chest that explodes!
love the little "Astarion approves" in the corner at 25:30 when you push the dude into the water 🤣🤣
Shen playing a game is basically free advertisment.
7:27 that frog snapped me out of a depressive spiral
Ah yes. The typical Shen experience. Not being where she is supposed to be yet. And getting the romance she didn’t expect or want 🤣. That “Love” scene was absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
The mass excitement in your voice about playing fetch with the doggo is absolutely wholesome. Always pet the best boy Scratch.
I think you might be the only person ever to do progression this way. I didn't make it to Grymforge until like level 5 around 50 hours in. I didn't even know you could reach the underdark through the spider cave!! There's like 4 ways there, this is the new Blackreach!
11:46 That panic attack was ABSOLUTELY palpable! 🤣👏
Thank you, Shen. I needed to see Astarion yelling at the book to shut up. 🤣🤣🤣 My night has been made.
They've managed to capture the horniness and general chaos of D&D so well in this game, I couldn't stop laughing throughout the video
Tears in my eyes, I laughed so hard at the "Oh god WE’RE EATING HER OUT!"
“Abort mission!”
I love that shen accidentlied into an entire big section of the game, I didn't know you could do that! Also in cannon for how Voxer seems to be handling things lol
I can't wait until Shen meets Karlach. Her head is going to explode.
Nice, more "normal" gameplay for my delighted consumption.
Voxer: **rolls critical failure**
Shadowheart: YAY! Free Sword!
Just Shen screaming and yelling at Lae'zel as all we see is a black screen and cat milo, just absolutly sent me. I can't stop laughing
It's great to see some more asterion. Ever since I got picked up by mommy Karlach ive not been able to see much else.
“I know how to solve this puzzle, I call it the gordian knot solution.” -voxer probably as he raises his axe
I have not even once heard astarion laugh so much from failing the timmask spore checks, it's hilarious
Bro I cannot resist laughing when I hear shen just panicking
“Ahhh She’s naked 🫣”
“OH GOD WE’RE EATING HER OUT😨”
and best of all
“VOXER😱”
When shen said yes to la'zel she literally became the "no, stop, what are you doing!?" Markiplier meme
Shen Screaming VOXER with the same conviction and fear as Lois scream PETER
(coincidentally over the same subject too lmao)
Seeing Shen freak out over just how fast Lae'zel is to bang is wonderful, makes me appreciate the existence of the "sex percent" speedrun.
"easy now, let's not do anything hilarious" is the funniest line in the game and my ass completely missed it because i couldn't find the underdark by the time i finished act 1
Thirst-trap Voxer is hilarious. 😂
[Intentionally targeting Asterion, denies Shadowheart in the process] [Accidentally stumbles ass over teakettle into a Lae'zel romance]
I love that she is playing the game without even realizing there are other options she can use (or chooses not to). Have a rogue in your party, nah chop the doors down instead of having them lockpick. Also, I don't think she knows you can move people independently outside of combat, I do not think I have seen the button clicked once lol. 10/10 laughing my ass off.
This is easily the best bg3 playthrough on youtube by miles! I love it and i need more, NOW!!!
I have 300h EA+Full release, never knew that just throwing that magic chest would break it like any other chest (I do throw a lot, the game loves throwing and shoving, but I always thought I have to do all those steps for this puzzle that you just skipped and opened it barb style)
Such a barbarian thing to do, great RP
Thank you for another well edited hightlights video!
she would not recover from the Minthara party scene
I love how half of this video is just wandering around the Underdark because you decided to jump down a hole just to see what would happen.
Shen, you scraming Oh God WE'RE EATING HER OUT!!! VOXER!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Is the same energy as Lois from Famil Guy screaming Peter. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! And I love that for us.
I’ve played the same quests in such a vastly different way and seeing someone go through them smashing everything and everyone is… healing something in me? 😂
Loved watching streams, the editing makes it even better. Screams of anguish during Laezel sex were my favorite part
11:50 had me laughing so hard I got a headache. Holy crap.
"i was following the main plot and now im in the underdark... how did this happen!!" Yeah thats any good D&D game. If you dont inadvertently end up in the underdark for like 10 sessions you werent playing right
Oh my god this is so true. I was just trying to find that lady. That’s goddamn all.
1. Ended up in a full blown war
2. Met a dodgy ass half drow cannibal who I’m stuck with
3. Best friend got abducted
4. Got betrayed and forced into the Underdark
So on….so on…
Rewatching these videos for probably sixth time because Senpai's reaction is absolutely hilarious. In my first campaign of Baldur's Gate 3, Lae'zel and Astarion got on my bad side because I am too kind person-- also 'accidentally' killed Astarion when he came to try and drink off of my Tav as I mistook the [melee option] to an intimidation like how in the first time you meet Astarion. I did not think that I would actually fucking kill him! I FELT SO FUCKING BAD!
I know this is extra extra late now, but in the context of Gale I play as a Bard and basically got him already almost at max relation by: doing magic with him in the conversations, giving him a magic relic the INSTANT I saw the Arcane Hunger on him, and being a goody two shoes(to a point). Think he almost pounced me in that Weave cutscene he was down so bad.
I wish someone would cast hold person on me.
One day don't worry
I ran a fight against an Ochre Jelly over a year ago and when it split, my players made a new friend named Googon who we'll never forget. Seeing you fight those blobs in the game is so cool for me cuz I go "THEY PUT GOOGON IN BALDUR GAME!!!"
I made the EXACT same noises when I learned I could play fetch with Scratch. I was just like "OH MY GOD BEST GAME"
Absolutely DYING to Shen screaming during the sex scene lol.
Voxer is the guy trying to put the circle block in the square hole
The sexual panic is REEAALLL
You hate Astarion but you wanna fix him I've seen that before. Someone says "I hate this character." As they proceed to crush on that character you wanna fix him.
I actually managed to beat Nere without having to fight him. I told the gnomes I had black powder and they left, and I went directly to camp to heal. When I came back ready to blow the rocks up, the path was open and Nere was already dead XD All I did then was cut his head off and went back to looting everything :)
Shen having a literal actual breakdown at the Lae’zel Romance Scene™️ put me in tears screaming and laughing I’m gonna THROW UP LMAO
12:05 Shen just became a mom who's watching her son make a life choice that would scare her for life.
Imagine having such low rizz that you constantly attract people who you don't even want. I guess everyone eventually falls for the buff himbo regardless of charisma, huh?
Let’s just wait until the RIGHT person falls for him. 💀
if it is any consolation; I too found myself in the underdark after taking a wrong turn, and finding a hidden passage in a fireplace.
Nearly died laughing at the freakout over cunnilingus and despite the near death experience, you have a new subscriber
To be fair... Lae'zel is down to clown if you make that tiefling grovel, so much so it's a CORE part of the sex% speedruns...
Also, for anyone curious... you get to see FULL dangling sack.
It's funny that you somehow didn't get the "let's stab that elf in the back" dialogue from the Dwarf chief.
Makes the fight easier, and pays really well
1) as a person who started romancing Lae'zel in early access out of spite for people who hate her (for being a mean, not hot woman mostly), I saw that (unfinished) sex scene as my gith barbarian and it fucking sent me for a good fifteen minutes irl
2) the really cool thing about Omelium and Blurg is that the Society of Brilliance is a real thing in the actual canon. I'm running Out of the Abyss, the Underdark Module, and they feature as friendly random encounters. While OotA's Blurg is an orog (elf/orc hybrid) and their ilithid is Grasilaxx, the whole Society is full of high INT monstrous races including a derro, a kuo-toa, and a troglodite. Being in the underdark (even in EA) was delightful and i was so excited to see my friends in the Society
3) aside from Gale (whose approval skyrockets if you feed him), Lae'zel is the easiest companion to get to a romance point. If you take her to talk to Zorru or you see the gith by the mountain pass, she full on just gets so much approval she wants to bone and that's so funny to me. Woman knows what she likes and it's power and not sharing.
I dont remember subscribing to this channel? But i dont mind it? Suprises like this are very much welcome in my life lol.
With my very first character to get to Grymforge, I hadn't had a single character actually die up that point. Gale, at full health, got shoved by a Duergar Barbarian straight into that lava and died on the next round. I even had Karlach jump in to try and save him, but the lava did too much damage for him to survive even after having a big health potion thrown on him.
I think my favorite thing about bg3 is the amount of options, like you got to the underdark in a completely different way.
Watching you blindly stumble into everything is a joy. My character has 8 int and wis, but I've been playing like he's a genius with eagle eyes. This was refreshing, and really informed how I might have been playing if I was actually role playing my character
Shen losing her shit from the romance scene was so damn amazing, I can't wait for more of this insanity XD
Shenpai playing Stupid/Horny Barbarian……I mean Baldur’s Gate 3!
I rewatched your first BG3 video... 4 times already? It was hilarious. This isn't any less funny xD
“WHAT AM I DOING IN THE UNDERDARK?! I SHOULD NOT BE IN THE UNDERDARK!!”
^^^^The catchphrase of my Campaign
I love how Shen is like "I shouldn't be in the underdark" meanwhile I am like "You should be in the underdark, it's fun."
Man do I love seeing Shen have a mental breakdown funnyist shit ever, your the best Shen😂