The best/worst thing about Jackson trying to bed Lae'zel is that Laezel is by far the easiest to romance with sex speedruns doing it in 2 minutes. I don't know if its funny or sad that he hasn't yet
“I will prove myself by romancing the hardest character” Lazael is legit the easiest to have sex with to the point where the speedrun time is like 3 minutes XD
I love watching y'all play this game badly. It's hilarious. My husband always asks what I'm giggling at and I just tell him he wouldn't understand haha
I love watching these guys play anything badly! You gotta check Pongsifu's other gaming edits! Absolutely hilarious, even if the games are absolute garbage!
"Every time I cast I spell I get up on my casting couch" I was already wheezing from the bit and Jackson almost having a breakdown and that damn near killed me holy shit
Another video to add to the endless rewatch binge, genuinely dont quite understand how your videos are this rewatchable. Pretty sure ive watched one in the morning just to watch it again in the evening and its still just as enthertaining.
YES! FINALLY! I’ve been craving a video for the longest 🤣 y’all’s chemistry have me fucking laughing my ass, I appreciate all the hard work and effort that goes into your videos man, keep it up💪🏻❤️
Had me laughing out loud from start to the very end. I wish there was more Pong content, but I understand that it's quality that matters, not quantity.
Man I was waiting for this video, especially that I finally bought the game myself! Calling Lae'zel the hardest character to romance is hilarious to me though, on neutral relationship she came at me during the tiefling party saying that killing goblins was hot and I'm missing out by promising myself to someone else, she came off kinda unhinged and I was about to throw a water bottle at her cause holy shit.
I am impressed that you didn't end up pissing everyone off so bad you'd have only each other as romance options... And since that can't happen in the game, you'd just have to take the L and do it IRL... Again, you dodged that masterfully, congratulations 👏👏👏👏👏 Looking foward to the next episode.
You two are the funniest. I hate to be that guy, but that is definitely the voice of legendary actor J. K. Simmons who plays J. Jonah. Jameson from the Spider-Man movies.
Only characters I'm rooting for in this playthrough is the weird twink dragonborn with heterochromia and the wizard lady elf person with (pong and jackson)
We continue our streak of inadvertently angering everyone we meet.
"inadvertently" you say... sure don't try to avoid that 🤣
i love you mysterious duck man
Based and I've been doing that too in my coop campaign.
Does he have a twitch
Objectively the best way to play
25:33 "The Joker is now a musical" - Foreshadowing
He tried to warn us but we didn't listen
man your playthrough shows me outcomes of all the bad decisions I didn't make. the last light inn was a disaster, i love it
I can only see good decisions here.
Portable Karlach head especially.
@@Rzepik it's a beautiful disaster. the only thing i think this playthrough lacks is mommy minthara
Karlach's head is a portable irrumatio device now. 🤣
@@river7874 For your convenience, it even has handlebars!
Which is hilarious since they wiped out the druids, feels like the only reason to do that is for Minthara@@ewe_e-
Jackson losing the V card at all costs is the greatest plot development.
It was while being dragonborn and with lazeal
I don't why it toke that much time, maybe this dragonborn is a late bloomer
Just to prove he’s not gay. 🤣
i wondered if his buddy (jackson?) has an own channel or something. Somebody know?
@@mightyanus.whyisthistaken He does, actually. He just started streaming very recently, channel's called "Shadow Crackker" with a bear icon.
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That animation of Lae'zel stabbing Jackson looked so good.
God gives his silliest companions to his funniest clowns
Since I’ve heard that in one of their playthroughs I’ve been using it constantly
The best/worst thing about Jackson trying to bed Lae'zel is that Laezel is by far the easiest to romance with sex speedruns doing it in 2 minutes. I don't know if its funny or sad that he hasn't yet
both
"sex speedruns"
I was happier before I knew this was a thing
Larian actually patched out sex speedruns with laezel, now the fastest is minthara in about 4 minutes
@@Shpagin-be7qzConsidering it‘s even a thing in bloody Breath of the Wild I am not surprised in the slightest lmao
@@majora5651BOTW???? 😦
“I will prove myself by romancing the hardest character” Lazael is legit the easiest to have sex with to the point where the speedrun time is like 3 minutes XD
Honestly. While other characters require more approval, she's thirsty for you once you get her to fair lmao
@@raidenakajacktheripper5988
>While other characters require more approval
Gale doesn't require approval.
He doesn't even require your consent.
@@Rzepik Ok that's actually a fair point
so he is the embodyment of virginity then
so he is the embodyment of virginity then
4:00 I love the new variation on the classic "Oh. _Oh._ " trope XD
Also, I love the little animation of Lae'zel stabbing Jackson XD
Jackie's so cute when he realizes stuff! 😊
"Pictures of Spiderman" memes are cool and all, but imagine playing a bard and Kethric Counterspells you with a "NOT MY TEMPO!!"
"Were you rushing or were you dragging?" *Smacks the party on the fourth count*
@@rajakuhl4384 ”Did you cast Haste or Slow?”
I love watching y'all play this game badly. It's hilarious. My husband always asks what I'm giggling at and I just tell him he wouldn't understand haha
Have you seen the Joker?
Lol
He probably would x3
I love watching these guys play anything badly! You gotta check Pongsifu's other gaming edits! Absolutely hilarious, even if the games are absolute garbage!
"Every time I cast I spell I get up on my casting couch"
I was already wheezing from the bit and Jackson almost having a breakdown and that damn near killed me holy shit
I'm really enjoying this Baldur's Gate 3 playthrough. Such chaotic energy and I love it
I don’t want this Ballers Gate series to end
"Why wont you love me?"
>dog corpse behind you
>severed head of a companion in hand
...
Truly, a mystery for the ages.
18:05 Pretty sure you're thinking of those traditional *chinese* vests but honestly it made the whole bit even better.
18:52 Herro Rae'zel lmao
"NO, I don't want any noodles!"
How about some rice?
Jackson is to be protected at all costs. The comedic duo you two have there is amazing!
Dude. Pongsifu acting as the anti-wingman for his virgin autistic friend is the greatest character development to happen this year
Literally woke up with the worst hangover but now I’m cured
5:00 Bro, Withers turning around killed me
Honestly one of my favorite RUclipsrs with immaculate editing and personality. Keep it up man, and I hope this year’s the one you hit a million.
"I dont have an attraction to bright colours" feels very relatable I wouldve picked the shiny test too.
Truly, the best playthrough out there. The fact that Karlach's head is a soul-coin piggy bank got me good, lol 👍
Another video to add to the endless rewatch binge, genuinely dont quite understand how your videos are this rewatchable. Pretty sure ive watched one in the morning just to watch it again in the evening and its still just as enthertaining.
5:50 - I totally forgot about that scene. ahahaha
ps: I love scratch being _super dead_ at 27:58. hilarious how you keep dragging him along
I love that animation of her stabbing him.
Herro Lae'zel. 😂18:03-19:15
The thumbnail alone was already perfection and the video was icing on the cake
new funniest Pong and Jackson moment unlocked. " Herro Raezel"
25:32 he foresaw joker 2
I love the commentary you both make. It really adds so much to these videos.
YES! FINALLY! I’ve been craving a video for the longest 🤣 y’all’s chemistry have me fucking laughing my ass, I appreciate all the hard work and effort that goes into your videos man, keep it up💪🏻❤️
Your baldurs gate videos make me laugh my ass off for the entire duration. Keep it up mane!
Exactly what I needed while being sick at home
Had me laughing out loud from start to the very end.
I wish there was more Pong content, but I understand that it's quality that matters, not quantity.
"I can't go through this game a virgin" You're damn right you can't, the skeleton all but mocks you for not getting with anyone when you hit act 3.
I’ll be drinking heavily to this video tonight. Thank you Pongsifu, for all that you do.
25:34 lol now it really is
25:35 he knew too much
That change is art style from the “herro raezel” picture to the laezel stabbing Jackson animation gave me whiplash.
these guys are criminally underrated
Coming from a gal who is only 4'8", I ALWAYS carry a casting couch in my back pocket.
I need more of these. A very good showcase of 2 goobers trhing to survive a fantasy world😂
Edits are golden as always. ❤
It's insane how you guys Fuck everything up you see. I love it.
Love the editing, also sad to inform you but Laezel is the easiest companion. The frog lady is thirsty 👀
The chemistry between you two is amazing XD
For real man your videos make my day. Like if I’m having a shitty day your videos honestly make it better and I’m so glad you continue to upload
Still one of my fav channels on YT
I just noticed his character's name is Dragonkin Defender. Another divinity original sin callback
I have been sharing your videos too all my friends
Your almost 500k
This series has been fantastic
7:27 Just two bros gaslighting each other while their vampire friend is naked in the back.
Might I ask why Astarion is naked
I hadn't noticed that until you pointed it out and I now have this question as well please know this will keep me up at night
That IS actually J. K. Simmons who voicec Ketheric Thorm, who also played J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-man :D
What a amazing video, keep it up, cant wait to 2024 have more bangers to come.
29:19 thats the smartest thing jackson has ever said
Man I was waiting for this video, especially that I finally bought the game myself!
Calling Lae'zel the hardest character to romance is hilarious to me though, on neutral relationship she came at me during the tiefling party saying that killing goblins was hot and I'm missing out by promising myself to someone else, she came off kinda unhinged and I was about to throw a water bottle at her cause holy shit.
In German, there IS actually the term "Kampflesbe". To translate, Fight Lesbian.
Laezel embodies that term quite well, I see
27:55 _In the business, we call this foreshadowing_
Finally, the best BG3 LP has returned.
I always look forward to your videos.
You always bring your best and I appreciate it!
These videos may not come out right as the games do, but theyre by far the funniest BG3 videos ive seen by far.
9:50 lmao pure genius
I love watching you play this game
I am impressed that you didn't end up pissing everyone off so bad you'd have only each other as romance options...
And since that can't happen in the game, you'd just have to take the L and do it IRL...
Again, you dodged that masterfully, congratulations 👏👏👏👏👏
Looking foward to the next episode.
Laezel is the easiest to romance. I don't even use her and she's always falling all over me.
Ok Pongsifu saying when he casts a spell he uses a casting couch was freaking gold
Ping pong, time to binge watch!
This is just briliant.
You fuckers just sound like you're about to burst out laughing at any moment & that in and of itself is contagious.
I just appreciate that when pong is speaking on behalf of the character, I don't know how the fuck, but it's always perfectly lip synced
yesssss, more, never stop
Herro Rae'zel bit just killed
Your interpersonal group dynamic is wild.
This releasing the same day as a Womble video on Divinity 2 is incredible.
this is always so hilarious lol, that herro raezel shit got me
You two are the funniest. I hate to be that guy, but that is definitely the voice of legendary actor J. K. Simmons who plays J. Jonah. Jameson from the Spider-Man movies.
Finally, another bg3 video. I can die happily
6:36 In his defense; He and Wyll are warlocks but I don’t think they’d get along too well
23:50 You serious?
15:20 - looks my little dog when he's feeling sulky.
@23:46 Yeah that's him! They got freaking J.K. Simmons for this game
Remember. You can always fall back on gale. You’ll accidentally get in his pants.
everybody shut up pongsifu just dropped a baldurs gate vid
I had no idea Isobel could be kidnaped, i won that fight. 🤣
That thumbnail was perfect
Only characters I'm rooting for in this playthrough is the weird twink dragonborn with heterochromia and the wizard lady elf person with (pong and jackson)
2:43
It was then i realised, i had to subscribe.
Damn it feels like the last video just came out, THANKS FOR THE VIDEO
I laughed too hard at the idea of someone telling Gale in universe to off himself with a spell made for it. Basically asking for Hiroshima part 2
Nice, new bg3 video
cannot wait to see them fuck up the nightsong encounter
I am here for the bits and gags
Y'all make a wonderful couple!
I hope your character never gets rid of that clown makeup XD
First minute in aaaaaand they got laezel the worst possible outcome from doing that
Great Video as always! If I may make a suggestion for your next video: DINO CRISIS 🦖
I can already picture it.
As tempting as that is, I'm still holding out hope that Capcom will move on to remaking Dino Crisis once they run out of Resident Evil games to milk.
That wasn’t J Jonah Jameson’s voice actor, that was Omni Man’s voice actor
@2:26 So know we know: snu-snu is not just for large women. Regular-sized humanoids like Lae'zel can also snu-snu people
" A fellow wizard? " No, if you're not a virgin wizard, you're a rizzard.