@@DarksideGmss0513 Sheesh. I wish there was something in game that explained that! Maybe instead of a dialogue suggesting that people stare at my half-drow bard. In a land with a tiefling infestation problem!
Just listening to pongsifu talk about jogging at night through woods with a dead phone, gives me the feeling, that he would definitely be the first one to die if he was in any horror movie 🤦♂️
“This is my husband, the source of my bruises” shouldn’t have been this funny of a line 😂😂😂😂 Also, Astarion approving when everyone else disapproves is why I love him
*Shadowheart throws the spear off the platform, showing that she is refusing Shar's teachings.* "You missed! You got all the way to this point, and you missed." Me: Yaknow what? Its Shadowheart, that tracks. Shadowheart never hits. 😂
@mmsL125 Almost everyone dodges that. Her DC is so low. And even after you raise it through level-ups, she seems cursed to never hit. Despite the odds, she's just bad. Even her character is difficult to like, in my opinion.
@@daigozidashi4376 It's not really surprising that she constantly flubs Sacred Flame because her vanilla stat-line is absolutely godawful for casting it, and just her class in general. Out of all the companions you can get in act 1 she's the only one that needs to be respecced to be actually useful.
@@S3Cs4uN8 Yeah, doesn't she (if I'm remembering correctly) have a 13 Ability Score in her Strength, Dexterity, *and* her Wisdom, making *all* of her combat abilities +1?
@@daigozidashi4376 iirc she's got 13 STR and DEX, 14 CON, 10 INT, 17 WIS and 8 CHA. So she gets a +1 on her melee attacks and to her AC which doesn't help her very much. Has a +0 on Fireball which again does not do her any favors and thanks to just about everything in Act 1 having good(ish) dex saves Sacred Flame sucks more ass than it would on tabletop, and it's not even good there to begin with.
Y'alls off the wall convos during cutscenes send me I swear. The editing is so good too. I look forward to these videos more than I'd like to admit haha
Pong and jackson is like bread and peanutbutter, really good stuff ❤ Hope to see the extra stuff on the second channel, can never have enough of you guys.
Man I can't wait to see what you guys do with Shadowheart parents but I really hope they talk to her dad cause the fun fact about him was for me hilarious cause of the stereotype.
I'm watching all the videos I couldn't for the last 8 months, Pong. Sorry for missing out on them. I was kinda in the middle of some family tragedies. Anyway, I'll catch up to this one very soon. ❤
Getting put in jail in RPG's is so dumb. We can fight world-ending eldritch beasts, but simple guards have the power to teleport us straight to jail and keep us there.
As a lesbian, being described as "Putting inspector gadget to shame" was not what I was inspecting. Not saying you're wrong though,, just that I WILL be remembering that line
I literally use my inspiration almost as fast as i get them 😂 no reason to let them sit there unused and really they are life savers if you fail an annoyingly easy roll somehow
28:11 The answer to why there's a 10-foot pole in the middle of the woods is answered in the 6th Book of the Chronicles of Narnia (deep lore from The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe series).
Jk Simmons voicing the death knight guy, all i can think is "let me break it down for you, Tav... Your mother and i have a very special relationship..."
“Unleashing our Autism” I am absolutely using that as a battle cry next time my friends and I take on some needlessly difficult challenge or something. All but like two have autism, so honestly it’s perfect. The best sequel to “Autistic Rizz”
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We're back
You may be back but I am front!
The adventures of the 'tism gang continues!
You mean we're quack
2 mins in aldready a classic. @pongsifu coming around to fallout new vegas any time? There coop mod for it
That felt like a whole millenia man,
But nice, good to have you back
If children weren't made to be thrown then why can they be tossed so far?
Don't forget gnomes (people under 6ft)
Children and gnomes love being tossed in the air. They both get upset when you drop em though.
To tempt.
Barbarian Go BURRRRR!
It's the real Jackson! 😮
The fact that your group seemingly picks up the viscera of Scratch every time you move camp and just plops it in s corner somewhere, cracks me up
They practice the golden rule of camping, leave the campsite better than you found it! Can’t leave dog viscera behind.
>Flying Elephant detective alcoholic with a pipe.
This is normal. Can't even ask what it is.
>Play half-drow.
I'm so exotic. People stare at me.
elephants are smart and they like beer nuts. We've all seen Dumbo.
perfectly normal I tell ya
It's a hollyphant. They are good natured celestials who investigate things for certain gods.
@@DarksideGmss0513 Sheesh.
I wish there was something in game that explained that!
Maybe instead of a dialogue suggesting that people stare at my half-drow bard. In a land with a tiefling infestation problem!
@@Rzepik I mean to be honest they are extremely rare. So a lot of people may not even know what it is.
See the problem is, someone other than a Drow would have to tolerate a Drow for that to happen.
Flying elephants are more plausible.
Just listening to pongsifu talk about jogging at night through woods with a dead phone, gives me the feeling, that he would definitely be the first one to die if he was in any horror movie 🤦♂️
Yellow Pole Ranger saved his ass
Phone does no good once infrastructure breaks. We will have a better chance since we dont rely on it. And, you know, dont interact with people.
For a woman, maybe.
For a sigma male like Pongsifu isn't intimidated by the Great Forest Pole? Naaah.
I can't explain in, but something about his humor tickles my brain just the right way. It's so dry but so smooth.
Smooth brained perhaps?
Duck Uploads = Day Better
I thought he was a pelican
@@orchidofkhalida I still want MatPat to do a six hour documentary series of deconstructing Pong's avatar for his next theory.
Oh put Pong already explained the avatar so theories are nonsense after that 😢@@connerthewubbzler1062
You know what. Maybe sticking around for another day was worth it after all
@@orchidofkhalida a duck with a bad underbite or a pelican with a shrunken sac...
“This is my husband, the source of my bruises” shouldn’t have been this funny of a line 😂😂😂😂
Also, Astarion approving when everyone else disapproves is why I love him
*Shadowheart throws the spear off the platform, showing that she is refusing Shar's teachings.*
"You missed! You got all the way to this point, and you missed."
Me: Yaknow what? Its Shadowheart, that tracks. Shadowheart never hits. 😂
The true test of faith is casting sacred flame
@mmsL125 Almost everyone dodges that. Her DC is so low. And even after you raise it through level-ups, she seems cursed to never hit. Despite the odds, she's just bad. Even her character is difficult to like, in my opinion.
@@daigozidashi4376 It's not really surprising that she constantly flubs Sacred Flame because her vanilla stat-line is absolutely godawful for casting it, and just her class in general. Out of all the companions you can get in act 1 she's the only one that needs to be respecced to be actually useful.
@@S3Cs4uN8 Yeah, doesn't she (if I'm remembering correctly) have a 13 Ability Score in her Strength, Dexterity, *and* her Wisdom, making *all* of her combat abilities +1?
@@daigozidashi4376 iirc she's got 13 STR and DEX, 14 CON, 10 INT, 17 WIS and 8 CHA.
So she gets a +1 on her melee attacks and to her AC which doesn't help her very much. Has a +0 on Fireball which again does not do her any favors and thanks to just about everything in Act 1 having good(ish) dex saves Sacred Flame sucks more ass than it would on tabletop, and it's not even good there to begin with.
A Pongsifu and Jackson Full Autism Spectrum Warrior Baldurs Gate 3 video?
Today just became a VERY good day, fuck yeah boys!
can't believe how graphic that cutscene was, I never knew feet could do such terrible things
The brain part is Jackson trying to remember left click or right click.
Y'alls off the wall convos during cutscenes send me I swear. The editing is so good too. I look forward to these videos more than I'd like to admit haha
It took me 3 replays to see astarion approving of partner beating and it's the little easter eggs that make the edits top tier
Your editing is beyond all words. It makes my day!
0:31 - 😮🔮
6:08 - 💔🤷♀️
19:08 -😍😍
12:05-😢🍔
20:50-🍊🐶
"It's too dark and my shoulder is dislocated" is an excuse I use at work😂
Thank you for linking all your "sources" in the description. It's actually quite good for finding new content!. Much appreciated
Balthazar being referred to as Bathtub just sent me into an altered state, I'm pretty sure.
Jackson trying to sabotage Pong's relationship with Shadowheart had me dying!
Pong out here saving a boring shift for 30 minutes like the hand of god coming down to touch David
Seeing this pop up when I open RUclips gave me +100% serotonin, you guys are absolutely hilarious!
NOT THE KARLACH DISAPPROVES PORTRAIT WITHOUT THE HEAD
That was some real bro shit at the end there, "It's like they know you are a fuckin loser." "Yeah, k see you later." "Yeah see you man."
This the diffr between men and women's conversations.
I lost my kitten last night so I watched your other bg3 videos and now you deliver me this all I can say is thank you
Pong and jackson is like bread and peanutbutter, really good stuff ❤
Hope to see the extra stuff on the second channel, can never have enough of you guys.
"this guy is the source of my bruisers" everyone disapproves 🤣🤣
We finally got another bg3 upload, praise the duck!
Will next part will come out before the game's anniversary tho?
Jackson realizing this is how his 5 neurons work has validated this entire playthrough xD
Pongsifu is one of my all-time favorite content creators. You always have me dying laughing!
Funny duck man returns to Baller's Gate, a good day will be had
😂 the dislocated shoulder is from shoving your arm into a random ass hole and getting pulled into the shadow realm
Man I can't wait to see what you guys do with Shadowheart parents but I really hope they talk to her dad cause the fun fact about him was for me hilarious cause of the stereotype.
The comedy banter you have done in this is the best, I am always laughing throughout the whole video. Thanks for this.
I'm watching all the videos I couldn't for the last 8 months, Pong. Sorry for missing out on them. I was kinda in the middle of some family tragedies. Anyway, I'll catch up to this one very soon. ❤
So sorry to hear you're having a 😢 time. If anyone can help lighten things a little, it's Pong! 😊
8:23 The freakin' detail that, as usual, Astarion is an a**hole that approves what everybody _else_ disapproves of XD
This truly became my favorite set of videos you've made lol.
I swear I’ve beaten this game twice and I have never seen the camp fight each other lol
Baldur's gate 3 came out to show us that deep, deep inside, we are all monsters... and I love it.
The fact that scratch's corpse keeps relocating with the Camp even after being turned into a pile of goo is horrendous...
This playthrough feels like a 2 INT, 2 Charisma kinda run. I love it.
can't believe there was a whole conversation about the spear being two handed, when you can one hand it with the shield lmao
Hell yea! I've been waiting for this for a long time!
not the "Next time on Balden Gay".... I was so surprised XD but it was funny
"Shes givin herself a FJ" 😂 bro i was not ready for that
Somehow I expected Dame Aylin's body to be added to the trail of bodies following these intrepid explorers 😂
We're so back baby🎉🎉
Bro found a fucking maypole in the middle of the woods.
These baldur gate videos are great.
I’m ready for the autism circle to be completed with a reaction video from pong reacting to Jackson’s streams
every time you upload is like seeing my father come back home with his cigarettes and milk, thank you
everytime you two are together i cant stop laughting at the dumb chaos
Haha, what a blast! I like the trailer for the next part lmao
The long awaited next chapter
This is the canon BG3 playthrough in my mind. Mine was just a parody.
8:22 I fucking called it would have Astarion as the only exception
gold video
Another one I'll be rewatching good few times for the laughs, great job guys!
Is it a coincidence that this came out the day after Dracula flow 5 and both have mention of brain worms??
Pongsifu being sentenced to quadruple jail for autistic shenanigans tracks lol
DAMN you uploading a video really Pongs my Sifu❤
An upload. Finally I can forget I'm depressed for a while.
New pongsifu vid? On my break at work? Fuckkkkk yeah
Need more content lol
You and Jackson crack me up daily
That was awesome, thanks for the upload Pongsifu!
You guys make me smile with your banter.
Praise the duck man 🙌
new to this channel but thank the algorithm. I laughed *so* much!
"You must gather your party before adventuring forth"... I've heard that once or twice before.
The headless Karlach disapproves 😂
and...... they're back at it again boys
Almost threw my son seeing the upload finally in.
19:13 - I'm SO glad you clarified, Pong!
this video and the editing is so good
OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER BG3 VIDEO!!!!!!
I'd love to see you guys play Dead By Daylight or Phasmaphobia. I think you'd be hilarious!
my favorite series on youtube
This is the source of my bruises... my BRAIN bruises!
7:46 GMD.
(and no ads? nice!)
Getting put in jail in RPG's is so dumb. We can fight world-ending eldritch beasts, but simple guards have the power to teleport us straight to jail and keep us there.
Bout fucking time dad
As a lesbian, being described as "Putting inspector gadget to shame" was not what I was inspecting. Not saying you're wrong though,, just that I WILL be remembering that line
Probably wasn't what you were expecting either.
Dude that refugee problem got soda coming out of my nose hahahahaha 🤣
OMG HE FINALLY MADE ANOTHER!! I HAVE PRAYED TO THE RIGHT GODS FINALLY
Based Day of the Tentacle reference XD
Jackson and his feet obsession
Gale and Aylin did what I wanted to do to Shart my whole playthrough.
I literally use my inspiration almost as fast as i get them 😂 no reason to let them sit there unused and really they are life savers if you fail an annoyingly easy roll somehow
Your best yet! 😂
Amazing video like always
Today just got so much better. I love these idiots
Its hilarious they used so much to keep the one NPC ally that's naturally immune to death alive
YEAAAHHHHH LETS GO!!! i would totally draw your tavs
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, holy shit!
28:11 The answer to why there's a 10-foot pole in the middle of the woods is answered in the 6th Book of the Chronicles of Narnia (deep lore from The Lion The Witch and the Wardrobe series).
Babe wake up new Jackson gets denied in BG3 lore just dropped
Jackson is my favorite person.
And I'm married with children.
Jk Simmons voicing the death knight guy, all i can think is "let me break it down for you, Tav... Your mother and i have a very special relationship..."
The title of this video is so on point
“Unleashing our Autism”
I am absolutely using that as a battle cry next time my friends and I take on some needlessly difficult challenge or something. All but like two have autism, so honestly it’s perfect.
The best sequel to “Autistic Rizz”
5:25 bro has been watching way too much Nyl
"Imposter among us..."
Shadow (from Among Us) should have made a cameo appearance. 😢 (Or maybe an Innocent Pikmin?)
Long Dong Pong is at it again