Ambjaay - Uno (Official Video)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • Official video for Ambjaay’s Uno.
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    Lyrics
    Ayyy
    Let’s party holmes
    Invite all the bitches
    100’s and 50’s, big old bitties , ey
    Uno
    Dos
    No tres, you hear me?
    Ey
    Ey it cost to live like this, ya hear me
    [Hook]
    Uno, dos, no tres she a thot tho
    We got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho
    Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
    Still gettin queso, like nachos
    Uno, dos, no tres she a thot tho
    We got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho
    Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
    Still gettin queso, like nachos
    [Verse 1]
    Hit it from the back then I tell her no mas
    She a freak had to tell a bitch hola
    Bend it over, I want your panocha
    She call me papi, I hit it with no socks
    She like ‘Jay, can I get some dick , por favor?’
    I’m like ‘Yeah, check it out, close the door’
    Choppa go blocka, yeah I’m finna up the score
    It' a peel a nigga back like a fuckin’ orange
    She brought dinero, I told her ‘Gracias!’
    She gone suck the fuckin’ dick like a lollipop
    Chop make em' milly rock, dick make her body drop
    Pussy wet like a mop, she call the policía
    Hop in the fuckin’ Coupe like ‘Adios!’
    I don’t want her no more, tell her ’Vaminos!’
    Yeah, I gotta go, you all cap like ponchos
    Chop shit a nigga down since he macho
    I tell her pull up on the kid, mañana
    I beat the pussy up like a piñana
    I tell her work that thing like Rihanna
    Hit her from the back she gone call me papa
    Bend it over, yeah
    Make it clap quick
    Dunk in her pussy, yeah I’m on that Shaq shit
    So fly, post a pic with no caption
    My Mexican bitch got an English
    Accent
    She wanna fuck , I tell her ‘Si, tap in’
    She gone blow my pito, with no hands
    Hop in the fuckin cupta, blow bands
    Lookin’ like a fuckin’ bag when I roll in
    Glock with a beam, make a nigga cha-cha
    Bust on her face, she look like horchata
    Yeah, say hello to my chappa
    I’ve been the shit since I came out my mama
    [Hook]
    Uno, dos, no tres she a thot tho
    We got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho
    Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
    Still gettin queso, like nachos
    Uno, dos, no tres she a thot tho
    We got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho
    Big chop knock a nigga out zapatos
    Still gettin queso, like nachos
    [Verse 2]
    Ayy, bitch
    I need my pesos
    Put a hole in his ass like a bagel
    Niggas putos, chopped, leave it case closed
    Bust down, I got Cubans and Francos
    Shout out Ralo, that’s my migo
    Pockets on big show, she got a deep throat
    Bitch I’m the plug, El Chapo
    I put meat in her shell like a taco
    Bitch, I’m Gasoliiina
    Y’ardy goin’ up like arriba
    Big chop, knock him out his Reeboks
    You cant see me, feel like John Cena
    Ride with mops like we cleant up
    Bitch I bleed the scene, should’ve seen us
    I get cheese, quesadilla
    You niggas bitch made like Madea
    We up
    Y’all can’t keep up
    She like ‘Jay you on that mean stuff’
    She a bad mamasita
    Bust down, she gone hold the nina
    Shake that ass like a seizure
    I don’t want that bitch, imma bleed her
    To be honest, you can keep her
    My Mexican bitch drive a Beamer
    Director - Abraham Recio (Mu$ty BoYz)
    Producer - Ryland Burns (burningfilm.com)
    Commissioner - Saul Levitz
    Cinematographer - Russ Fraser
    Steadicam - Bill Hunt
    1st AC - Set Gallager
    Gaffer - Dimitri Christoforidis
    1st AD - Ryan Pratt
    2nd AD - Joshua Powell
    Stylist - Amira Vee
    Stylist - Rhyan Santos
    Production Design - Jade Spiers
    Set Dresser - Steele O'Neal
    Hair Dresser - Cielo Guzman
    Casting - Jonny Problem
    PA - Anthony Ochoa
    Colorist - Asa Fox
    Special thanks to Columbia Records, Fernington Coat Factory, Winos Only Car Club, Tacos Mexico, and everyone that pulled up.
    Follow Ambjaay
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    #Ambjaay #Uno

Комментарии • 24 тыс.

  • @User91050
    @User91050 5 лет назад +3513

    When the spanish teacher says make a project utilizing the new vocabulary words 😂😂

    • @700Bartier
      @700Bartier 5 лет назад +15

      Kira G. Panocha??? 🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @exceptionallyexquisite6884
      @exceptionallyexquisite6884 5 лет назад +12

      Sequan Logan “Vagina” but really the “ P” word.

    • @700Bartier
      @700Bartier 5 лет назад +2

      ExceptionallyExquisite I know what it means which is why it threw me off lol who the hell taught him coochie in Spanish

    • @exceptionallyexquisite6884
      @exceptionallyexquisite6884 5 лет назад

      Sequan Logan who knows 😂

    • @makenziekitttell8505
      @makenziekitttell8505 5 лет назад +6

      This videoo fyeeee!🔥 but foreal, he used all the Spanish one words.😂

  • @_woc_
    @_woc_ Год назад +2

    this crazy how this better then all mexican music

  • @dex8766
    @dex8766 5 лет назад +3441

    Producer: what type of beat do u want?
    Ambjayy: si

    • @mackofficialrapper8773
      @mackofficialrapper8773 5 лет назад +42

      Lol facts blueface × lil nas= ambojay

    • @d4vibez
      @d4vibez 5 лет назад +7

      @@mackofficialrapper8773 exactly

    • @GDAWG1k
      @GDAWG1k 5 лет назад +1

      Only good comment about a dead meme senor

    • @genVALORANT
      @genVALORANT 5 лет назад +2

      Lmaoo

    • @tbd7059
      @tbd7059 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

  • @Unknownantisocial._
    @Unknownantisocial._ Год назад +3

    Here in 2023 dis shii still hit🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @25KSubsWithNoVideosChallenge
    @25KSubsWithNoVideosChallenge 9 месяцев назад +17

    We don't look for old songs, we look at the memories they carry

  • @natashar559
    @natashar559 Год назад +1

    Lmao this song just randomly popped into my head at 1am

  • @gbattle8926
    @gbattle8926 Год назад +1

    Featured in Essa Rae's Netflix show: Insecure S4: E3

  • @isaiasmedina159
    @isaiasmedina159 Год назад

    -Ambjaay se entera que su tatarabuelo era hispano.
    -Automáticamente ambjaay.

  • @baja8072
    @baja8072 Год назад

    I just thought the entire video itself was hilarious 😂

  • @jfjaviersaquic2561
    @jfjaviersaquic2561 Год назад

    I don't know why this music is so catchy 😂❤

  • @sebastian3841
    @sebastian3841 5 лет назад +4275

    He looks like a mix between lil baby and lil nas x lmao

  • @adarriandavis5539
    @adarriandavis5539 2 года назад

    Put this song in a new Friday if Mexicans are in it again 😂😂

  • @reneromero9533
    @reneromero9533 Год назад +2

    Este es más mexicano que yaritza 😂

  • @pastorgabrielle311
    @pastorgabrielle311 4 месяца назад

    Zapotes I I’m half Mexican blooded with my neighbor and his mom that’s it. 🧡 they like this song 🎵 ❤ do I have to go around telling the world I’m half black and Puerto Rican. I’m also part Irish mainly I’m cheerokee. 😂 I learned that from Ms. Bell I’m part tanio and I’m whatever Indian my dad is. 5$ Indians on tv pretending to be like us 😂 I’m down with it. ❤

  • @blimpz2389
    @blimpz2389 5 лет назад +3708

    Spanish Homework: Write a 5 paragraph story about your life in Spanish
    Me:

    • @T1PNeLGaming
      @T1PNeLGaming 5 лет назад +42

      It should be
      Me: “we got bitches shaking ass in the lot tho”

    • @jeyg5992
      @jeyg5992 5 лет назад +2

      @Da Pang yo tambien

    • @mya255
      @mya255 5 лет назад

      Lmaoooo

    • @branithebrownie7229
      @branithebrownie7229 5 лет назад +6

      Kenny I hate when Spanish teachers make you do that like I speak full on Spanish smh😑

    • @jeyg5992
      @jeyg5992 5 лет назад +1

      @@branithebrownie7229 if Hispanic kids didn't have to take Spanish class

  • @pls_hush2004
    @pls_hush2004 5 лет назад +5495

    When you pass your first Spanish test and didn't study for it.

    • @bernieinthecup6165
      @bernieinthecup6165 5 лет назад +55

      Dreimy Lewis I’m hella mexican and comments like this kill me 😆😂

    • @tarshamorgan8194
      @tarshamorgan8194 5 лет назад +7

      Dreimy Lewis funny

    • @theweebsage7263
      @theweebsage7263 5 лет назад +9

      @@bernieinthecup6165 same bro lol its funny af

    • @discounicorn31
      @discounicorn31 5 лет назад +10

      Play it when you doing the test for answers

    • @fatcat2255
      @fatcat2255 5 лет назад +6

      I literally just did that lmao 😂👌😂

  • @alaningram2373
    @alaningram2373 2 года назад +2638

    when you failed spanish is high school but holding on strong to the words you do remember.
    love the beat and the song.

  • @Lobotomyaftermath
    @Lobotomyaftermath 5 лет назад +3661

    40 year old white mom's after saying "gracias" to the waiter at the Chinese restraunt.

    • @2chainz391
      @2chainz391 5 лет назад +44

      Josh _cornbread underrated😂

    • @southernpanth5503
      @southernpanth5503 5 лет назад +40

      I wish I wrote this

    • @dennis89gonzales
      @dennis89gonzales 5 лет назад +33

      Actually Chineses are serving the tables and we’re back in the kitchen.

    • @madlad5555
      @madlad5555 5 лет назад +2

      Ah, classic

    • @violetshelly
      @violetshelly 5 лет назад

      Josh _cornbread 💀💀💀🤡

  • @thewestside7689
    @thewestside7689 4 года назад +359

    How 40 yr old white woman feel when they say gracias to the cashier at taco bell

    • @thememegod794
      @thememegod794 4 года назад +8

      Underrated comment🤣

    • @kakapopo2138
      @kakapopo2138 4 года назад +4

      😅

    • @boxmx1246
      @boxmx1246 4 года назад +1

      Taco Bell is trash and his tacos are fake, a shit disrespectful for the mexican culture.

  • @alayahjanae3946
    @alayahjanae3946 5 лет назад +541

    Somebody said “You know he passed Spanish class”😭ong he did

  • @joshslimeyy
    @joshslimeyy 5 месяцев назад +530

    2024 anyone ?

  • @5hunnitbandzz31
    @5hunnitbandzz31 5 лет назад +619

    Lil nas: I put a twist to music
    Ambjaay: hold my tacos

  • @jorniquecannon6845
    @jorniquecannon6845 5 лет назад +3327

    When your Spanish teacher ask you to play a Spanish song

  • @drilla7363
    @drilla7363 4 года назад +2685

    When you say gracias to the asian cashier at chipotle's

  • @Keyviii.
    @Keyviii. 9 месяцев назад +170

    Like if your here in 2023-2024😂

  • @saniyah9606
    @saniyah9606 5 лет назад +2078

    Nobody:
    Me: after I finish my first semester of Spanish “uno,dos no tres...”
    😂😂

    • @god4.308
      @god4.308 5 лет назад +3

      Uno card

    • @imbored4821
      @imbored4821 5 лет назад +1

      OH I GET IT 😂😂😂

    • @4ktnobodysafe892
      @4ktnobodysafe892 3 года назад +3

      Bro you got hella likes but only 2 comments😂

    • @nenezaze3252
      @nenezaze3252 3 года назад +1

      I can teach you more ma, I Am Blackxican. Let's share languages 😋😛👄👅 lenguas y culture, cultura mija...

  • @Christian-on6gh
    @Christian-on6gh 5 лет назад +2491

    Mom: You're never gonna learn Spanish
    Jay: hold my translator

  • @justinp2787
    @justinp2787 5 лет назад +2664

    When you find out that your great-great-great-great-great grandfather was 3% Hispanic

    • @cholodesanfe87
      @cholodesanfe87 5 лет назад +28

      Hispanic isn’t a race so makes no sense

    • @justinp2787
      @justinp2787 5 лет назад +2

      Goku Kakarot o wrd?

    • @faitht5405
      @faitht5405 5 лет назад +18

      Milan Hookfin Are u fucking dumb? Any race can be Hispanic, it’s not just you blancos.

    • @faitht5405
      @faitht5405 5 лет назад +19

      Milan Hookfin Hispanic is culture or referring to people who come from spanish speaking South American countries.

    • @k2lucid974
      @k2lucid974 5 лет назад +1

      Faith Tomlinson shut up why are you cursing it ain’t even that serious, just a joke🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @unknownx432
    @unknownx432 5 лет назад +2056

    When you get 5/5 on Duolingo

  • @kailioo2x
    @kailioo2x 5 лет назад +5133

    When you passed your Spanish test and didn’t even study

  • @29freshprince
    @29freshprince 5 лет назад +9263

    When your black homie gets drunk at his first Quinceañera

    • @Kimkay7
      @Kimkay7 5 лет назад +80

      😂😂😂🤣

    • @static4419
      @static4419 5 лет назад +4

      H

    • @simonejohnson510
      @simonejohnson510 5 лет назад +213

      Deadass!! Lmfao no lie this is a good representation of black people born and raised on the west coast we fuck with that Mexican culture TOUGH ! 😂💯 I love it

    • @slumpedjayden
      @slumpedjayden 5 лет назад +2

      😂😭😭

    • @xy4358
      @xy4358 5 лет назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cloudyqueso
    @Cloudyqueso Год назад +474

    This song helped me pass Spanish class. Thank you Ambjaay for making this 🙏

  • @ajsimpson2424
    @ajsimpson2424 5 лет назад +1800

    When your Spanish 1 teacher says you gotta do a final project

    • @carlamorales4457
      @carlamorales4457 5 лет назад +3

      💀😂💀😂💀😂💀

    • @erokda1933
      @erokda1933 5 лет назад +10

      Please tell me English's YOUR second language.

    • @DEEPSTATE000
      @DEEPSTATE000 5 лет назад +6

      Garbage repetitive thug music, designed to turn brown people stupid, sounds like shit, I am guessing this "rapper" is barely literate, the lyrics were as insightful and thought provoking as slamming my dick in the toilet seat.
      If you think this is cool, i feel sorry for you. If you let your kids listen to this, you should have your kids taken away... If you want your kids to walk around with their pants half way down their ass robbing old white women, let them listen to this...
      If you want your kids looking up to some illiterate most likely illegal immigrant who was handed a beat, some lyrics and a mic then buy this album for your kids
      If you want your kid growing up to be a mouthy little shithead, who most likely will get shot trying to stab one of their homies over a 40 of old e, tell them this is good music...
      This shit should be 18+ can you imagine a kid being encouraged by this thug? Now imagine a grown adult listening to this and immitating him
      ...
      If you watch this video unironically then you are probably 20 IQ below your common man 200 years ago

    • @うつ病麻痺
      @うつ病麻痺 5 лет назад +18

      DEEP STATE if you have the time to comment then you don’t have the right to talk you took time to watch this instead of criticizing maybe you should get a job dump bitch i bet your just another fat white guy who did nothing with his life or a black fat guy don’t hate on people’s success because you never succeded

    • @kiatequila424
      @kiatequila424 5 лет назад

      Aj Simpson omg my soul is laughing this was so funny! Ahhahhhahhahga

  • @matthewpahed849
    @matthewpahed849 5 лет назад +5549

    “I only like boys who can speak Spanish”
    Ambjaay:

  • @ft6972
    @ft6972 4 года назад +9561

    Spanish teacher hella proud right now “that was my student”

    • @16yrsold
      @16yrsold 4 года назад +82

      Lmfao

    • @Dat550go
      @Dat550go 4 года назад +39

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chantem3879
      @chantem3879 4 года назад +23

      Dilemma school plus my hero

    • @chantem3879
      @chantem3879 4 года назад +10

      No I’m in this girl at my school put my hair up

    • @chantem3879
      @chantem3879 4 года назад

      Dat50go is b hugWhat’s up Deonte what’s up gang squad Deangelo bro do you little girls like poop

  • @Kaybinnpretty__
    @Kaybinnpretty__ 6 месяцев назад +45

    Who here in 2024?😛

  • @aymen-pc3fh
    @aymen-pc3fh 5 лет назад +5103

    Director: What language would you like to use?
    Ambjaay: Si

  • @OscarMendoza-dc3it
    @OscarMendoza-dc3it 5 лет назад +10428

    You speak Spanish??
    Me: Uno Dos !

    • @bellaj208
      @bellaj208 5 лет назад +24

      Oscar Mendoza so u say 1,2?

    • @OscarMendoza-dc3it
      @OscarMendoza-dc3it 5 лет назад +53

      @@bellaj208 that's what it translates to.. so yes

    • @bellaj208
      @bellaj208 5 лет назад +8

      Oscar Mendoza I’m confused so ur gonna say to them 1,2 to them after they ask if you speak Spanish

    • @OscarMendoza-dc3it
      @OscarMendoza-dc3it 5 лет назад +42

      @@bellaj208 yup, exactly

    • @bellaj208
      @bellaj208 5 лет назад +5

      Oscar Mendoza why?

  • @ChronicDiorr
    @ChronicDiorr 5 лет назад +2409

    Tyga somewhere punching air rn

  • @LisaCatalina
    @LisaCatalina 2 года назад +109

    This came into my head outta nowhere 🤣 I had to watch it again. 🤠

    • @faiiz1654
      @faiiz1654 9 месяцев назад +2

      I’m sayin me too lmao

    • @Kate-pj2xj
      @Kate-pj2xj 2 месяца назад

      Same hahaha 😂😂

  • @qinjingxu9709
    @qinjingxu9709 5 лет назад +9318

    When you take a DNA test and found out you’re 1 percent Mexican

  • @xzturner614
    @xzturner614 3 года назад +3427

    when ur crush says she likes spanish guys

  • @deka6734
    @deka6734 4 года назад +669

    When you get your black homie to your house and your mom give tamales to him

  • @j.n1004
    @j.n1004 2 месяца назад +17

    2024? anyone

  • @BageI_
    @BageI_ 5 лет назад +49410

    He’s using that Spanish he learned in highschool lol

    • @whitneysoup6094
      @whitneysoup6094 5 лет назад +1950

      When you only learn like 5 words from like 3 years of Spanish class

    • @jesusantio1708
      @jesusantio1708 5 лет назад +344

      How do you know that maybe Mom is African American and his dad Mexican

    • @tooggeekd
      @tooggeekd 5 лет назад +439

      @@jesusantio1708 it's a joke

    • @trippinine2908
      @trippinine2908 5 лет назад +38

      OGlana Gucci for all that said that shits useless he like imma show them 💀

    • @2shortmikey
      @2shortmikey 5 лет назад +32

      Don’t hate this something new I respect this g

  • @broken_sypher5266
    @broken_sypher5266 5 лет назад +1020

    Latina girlfriend:babe u gotta impress my parents
    Ambjaay:I got u

  • @mlgbeatsblytz3867
    @mlgbeatsblytz3867 5 лет назад +2874

    Hehehe Corona ain’t getting me

  • @emmanueldorado4898
    @emmanueldorado4898 4 года назад +1263

    Takes 1 semester of Spanish:
    “Uno, Dos, No Tres She A Thot Though”

  • @AllThatJaZz725
    @AllThatJaZz725 4 года назад +3220

    When you realize this song was made with that Dora beat

  • @Casig
    @Casig 5 лет назад +11660

    Lil Nas X: Imma blow up
    Ambjaay: Hold my horchata

    • @LeGoat_23
      @LeGoat_23 5 лет назад +171

      They both gonna be one hit wonders

    • @Nelson_says_hola.
      @Nelson_says_hola. 5 лет назад +96

      Yo said hold my horchata hahahahahaah I’m dead frfr

    • @Cwh19xx
      @Cwh19xx 5 лет назад +67

      Vaanityz yeah & the one hit did more than niggas whole 15 yr careers 😂

    • @kkkeevyn
      @kkkeevyn 5 лет назад +25

      Cuando eres español y solo lo entiendes cuando habla español😂

    • @AmariCinco5
      @AmariCinco5 5 лет назад +3

      !! Reaction Video !! - ruclips.net/video/wi8DBY-9Vx4/видео.html 😈

  • @zwingnn
    @zwingnn Год назад +87

    Bro i forgot this song existed

  • @almitavelazquez8625
    @almitavelazquez8625 5 лет назад +2006

    When your Spanish teacher says the cultural project is 50% of your grade...

  • @blackraven9507
    @blackraven9507 5 лет назад +3102

    When you find out your 1% Mexican
    Edit: thx for likes

  • @kanai1119
    @kanai1119 5 лет назад +3713

    When you take a ancestory DNA test and turn out 1%Hispanic 💃🏽

    • @realyipsytv9300
      @realyipsytv9300 5 лет назад +5

      YIPSY - NO LOSSES OUT NOW ruclips.net/video/sR15DKh73l8/видео.html

    • @SonoranTel
      @SonoranTel 5 лет назад +51

      Actually when you realize that cumbia music derived from Africa & you just felt like getting more into your roots ✊🏾 google it lol brown and black pride sticking together

    • @mrmvp2323
      @mrmvp2323 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣

    • @51.Honcho
      @51.Honcho 5 лет назад +2

      Kanai Robinson no cap💯💯

    • @BruBoyz
      @BruBoyz 5 лет назад +1

      Kanai Robinson 😂😂⚰️

  • @whyismyhandletaken
    @whyismyhandletaken Месяц назад +4

    mayne ain no way this song pops up now😂

  • @ashi1832
    @ashi1832 4 года назад +5180

    I played this at kfc
    *now it’s Los Pollos Hermanos*

  • @bricia7288
    @bricia7288 5 лет назад +2373

    So we just gonna act like he didn’t say “Piyana” and not “Piñata”🤣

    • @Engineer_1979
      @Engineer_1979 5 лет назад +12

      😂😂😂

    • @yungchinoboi
      @yungchinoboi 5 лет назад +49

      He only had Juan! (One) opportunity to say “Piñata” smh 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @bricia7288
      @bricia7288 5 лет назад +24

      Like who the hell doesn’t know how to say PIÑATA?😫🤣

    • @waterbrosz7294
      @waterbrosz7294 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DailyDedication2.0
      @DailyDedication2.0 5 лет назад +8

      Bricia_ he had one job..

  • @6godDQ
    @6godDQ 5 лет назад +108552

    Whoever likes this will be rich and successful🔥💯#RIPKobeBryant #corona

  • @julianalayon6295
    @julianalayon6295 Год назад +7

    Talking about one hit wonder

  • @TheyEnvy___2Heartless
    @TheyEnvy___2Heartless 5 лет назад +2895

    Nobody:
    Blueface: blueface baby yea ight
    Ambjaay: Aye it cost to live like this u hear me

    • @slatwiped
      @slatwiped 5 лет назад +3

      😂 lmao😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @foosincorporated1591
      @foosincorporated1591 5 лет назад

      @Random Channel he didnt say that

    • @Beloyaldon
      @Beloyaldon 5 лет назад

      FW MY NEW VIDEO🔥❗️❗️🔥KEEP UP THE GRIND

    • @alfycyriac4095
      @alfycyriac4095 5 лет назад

      Yahherme

    • @KrazifyJ
      @KrazifyJ 5 лет назад

      Random Channel he clearly says “hear” no where near to “heard”

  • @MrZACATECANO100
    @MrZACATECANO100 5 лет назад +5451

    After a black kid goes to his first Quinceañera.

    • @pov8659
      @pov8659 5 лет назад +175

      I'm black and this is funny not even offended.

    • @MrZACATECANO100
      @MrZACATECANO100 5 лет назад +101

      The First Human it’s all Love ,not offended by the video also👍🏽

    • @laura65031
      @laura65031 5 лет назад +20

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @jaylalovett1496
      @jaylalovett1496 5 лет назад +14

      MrZACATECANO100 FRLLL me at my bsf quince

    • @aracellyanaya3866
      @aracellyanaya3866 5 лет назад +5

      Hahahahahahahahahah I'm dead!

  • @SamiraLopez20
    @SamiraLopez20 4 года назад +12273

    When you find out you’re 1% Mexican😂

  • @pheoix
    @pheoix Год назад +25

    This is what America is all about right here. Good times!

  • @franciscojuarez3066
    @franciscojuarez3066 5 лет назад +2856

    YG:I’m finna bring black people and Mexicans together with go loko
    Ambjaay:hold my modelo
    Edit:oh shit thanks for all the likes 🙏

  • @raelwalkedyudown6533
    @raelwalkedyudown6533 5 лет назад +4901

    Lil Nas X: I blew up and im famous now
    Ambjaay: Hold my Jamaica

  • @6illyloomer955
    @6illyloomer955 5 лет назад +2009

    Lil Nas X:" I'm gonna unite country and hip hop"
    Ambjaay: "hold my cervezas"

    • @franchranger4960
      @franchranger4960 5 лет назад +10

      6illy Loomer how is this country at all?

    • @6illyloomer955
      @6illyloomer955 5 лет назад +50

      @@franchranger4960 Its not. The joke is that this kid is trying to unite Latin-hip hop music after seeing Lil nas x Unite country-hip hop...

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando 5 лет назад +12

      6illy Loomer
      Well this guy did a horrible job at that! If you’re gonna speak Spanish at least pronounce the words right! Pinche gringo can’t even do it right😂😂

    • @ovosteph3244
      @ovosteph3244 5 лет назад +23

      @@Homeboy_Brando he isnt really trying to do that... 😐

    • @Homeboy_Brando
      @Homeboy_Brando 5 лет назад +4

      SSG STEPH
      Yeah obviously. I was only saying that because 6illy said that. So I was explaining why it sucks if that was the case. Either way it sucks ass though.

  • @zhi4452
    @zhi4452 5 лет назад +3535

    Just in case u were wondering, this is Mexican Thotiana

    • @longingberzerk3615
      @longingberzerk3615 5 лет назад +80

      Good to know im not the only one getting the same vibe from this song

    • @zhi4452
      @zhi4452 5 лет назад +50

      @@longingberzerk3615 lmao at first I thought it was gonna be like old town road, but then I realized it was literally Thotiana in mexican

    • @reedabrat1165
      @reedabrat1165 5 лет назад +3

      YES

    • @reedabrat1165
      @reedabrat1165 5 лет назад +10

      Thats what i was thinking bc this is the kind of beats blueface uses

    • @ezzo9315
      @ezzo9315 5 лет назад +5

      damn that just blew my mind

  • @pureintellectualbeing3575
    @pureintellectualbeing3575 4 года назад +3455

    "I want lil nas x"
    Mom: we have that at home
    Lil nas x at home

  • @v_rico
    @v_rico 5 лет назад +3409

    *When you end the school year with A+ in Spanish class*

  • @imthatjay
    @imthatjay 5 лет назад +562

    Duolingo Owl: You missed your spanish lessons...
    Ambjaay: Hold my Tortilla

  • @prettyface1185
    @prettyface1185 4 года назад +7635

    When you finally pass your spanish class😂

  • @Odablock
    @Odablock Месяц назад +3

    you guys need runescape

  • @gonzecruz
    @gonzecruz 5 лет назад +4392

    When she says her dad only allows her to date other hispanics.
    Ambjaay: Hold my zapatos...

  • @metinardayilmaz7700
    @metinardayilmaz7700 5 лет назад +1456

    When you realized that you have %1 Mexican in your blood

    • @marlboroman2393
      @marlboroman2393 5 лет назад +25

      Mexican is not a race. Its a nationality. Its not a genetic thing. Im mexican and im white. Im from monterrey

    • @henkarars
      @henkarars 5 лет назад +2

      @@marlboroman2393 true, but if you have 1% mexican nationality in you

    • @alexcorralgarcia
      @alexcorralgarcia 5 лет назад +16

      henkarars you can’t have Mexican in your dna because there is no single gene for Mexicans since they’re a mixture of Europeans and indigenous.

    • @marlboroman2393
      @marlboroman2393 5 лет назад

      henkarars im from mexico so 100% mexican

    • @marlboroman2393
      @marlboroman2393 5 лет назад +2

      Unbothered im from the european side of it. Remember there are just european descents too and not just (mestizos)

  • @ok-zg8tx
    @ok-zg8tx 5 лет назад +3254

    Lil Nas x: I can mix up genres
    Ambjaay:Hold my spanish lesson book

  • @tyhairston5397
    @tyhairston5397 10 месяцев назад +4

    What happened too this dude lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @cert1fiedoffender
    @cert1fiedoffender 5 лет назад +3385

    *_when you find out you can speak 0.001% spanish_*

  • @deftoneslive1174
    @deftoneslive1174 5 лет назад +12478

    When your black but grow up in the Mexican neighborhood 😂

    • @victorperez4881
      @victorperez4881 5 лет назад +320

      Nah when they black and grow up in a Mexican neighborhood they be singing some NARCO Corridos ha

    • @teddyyyyy986
      @teddyyyyy986 5 лет назад +91

      The beat is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @sssniperwolff6706
      @sssniperwolff6706 5 лет назад +55

      DEFTONES LIVE I live in a Mexican and Asian mixed

    • @teddyyyyy986
      @teddyyyyy986 5 лет назад +34

      Unicorn Lover your the rarest mix of them all you must be protected at all costs

    • @Ibnnnn
      @Ibnnnn 5 лет назад +35

      You Just gave a description of my life 😂😂

  • @simply1573
    @simply1573 5 лет назад +1094

    Lil nas x: I made the best meme song of the year.
    Ambjaay: hold my margarita *wey.*
    *_I’m a gringo don’t judge me._*

  • @ljcurtis7145
    @ljcurtis7145 2 года назад +43

    You can tell he actually really Latin culture to make this. Funny , creative and good vibes . I fw it

  • @gokud.uzumaki6313
    @gokud.uzumaki6313 5 лет назад +2678

    When your mexican friend gets a green card

  • @inkemupshawn
    @inkemupshawn 5 лет назад +3056

    Her: I only like Hispanic guys
    Me:

  • @zozo25304
    @zozo25304 5 лет назад +879

    Lil Nas X: I got my horses in the back
    Ambjaay: Uno Dos Tres ya hear me
    Cheers for likes people

    • @agentp2322
      @agentp2322 5 лет назад +8

      Bruh no tres ya hear me?

    • @MemesGuy
      @MemesGuy 5 лет назад +1

      No wonder this songs gonna blow up like lil nas x did

    • @matthewww8686
      @matthewww8686 5 лет назад +3

      AgentP no tres

  • @JDOT3K
    @JDOT3K Год назад +15

    This dude made one hit and dipped💀

  • @eric-nc8rk
    @eric-nc8rk 5 лет назад +1832

    1st Time listening:This stupid
    2nd time listening:Well..
    3rd Time listening:Oouu🔥
    4th Time listening:UNO DOS NO TRES SHE A THOT DOH🔥🔥🔥

  • @impsycho5659
    @impsycho5659 5 лет назад +1258

    Her: I only date guys that speak Spanish
    Nobody:
    Ambjaay: UNO DOS NO TRES

    • @silentgod5620
      @silentgod5620 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao
      Hunter x Hunter is the best

    • @hexsoleil
      @hexsoleil 5 лет назад +1

      KILLUA ZOLDYCK

    • @dayonbledsoe
      @dayonbledsoe 5 лет назад +2

      Silent God tf that got to do with this

    • @kane9143
      @kane9143 5 лет назад +1

      Dayon Bledsoe ImPsychos pfp is from Hunter x Hunter

    • @denisewilliams4681
      @denisewilliams4681 5 лет назад

      Ay my Instagram got hacked this montrel tell me your snapchat

  • @36ixtyisaac
    @36ixtyisaac 5 лет назад +1551

    Latin Music Billboards: song isn't latin enough to be top 100
    Pit bull: *WOOOOOHO*

  • @yungfloridaa
    @yungfloridaa 4 месяца назад +5

    If Lil Nas X and Lil Baby had a son in Mexico

  • @tangomango0308
    @tangomango0308 5 лет назад +1239

    When my crush asks if I can speak Spanish...
    Edit: wow thank you guys so much for all the likes 🙇

  • @teyjordan7578
    @teyjordan7578 5 лет назад +2024

    Blueface: Ya aight
    Ambjaay: it cost to live like this !

  • @xboxbulbasaur442
    @xboxbulbasaur442 5 лет назад +2022

    When your black homie eats his frist taco

  • @xakxakgaming2226
    @xakxakgaming2226 5 лет назад +3279

    plot twist: this was his assignment for spanish class

  • @ibok470
    @ibok470 5 лет назад +3277

    When I find out I’m 1% Spanish

    • @saucy7869
      @saucy7869 4 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jayla1935
      @jayla1935 4 года назад +17

      Haha I’m 50% Hispanic n 50% black

    • @6h6st
      @6h6st 4 года назад +7

      I’m 38 percent Mexican 🇲🇽🇲🇽

    • @jomo148
      @jomo148 4 года назад +3

      1% mongol

    • @angusmunro6217
      @angusmunro6217 4 года назад +3

      hahaha im 0%

  • @nautshadow2504
    @nautshadow2504 5 лет назад +1186

    When Dora’s cousin Diego goes to the hood

    • @chreis2002
      @chreis2002 5 лет назад +43

      and never return home

    • @elfuego464
      @elfuego464 5 лет назад +6

      Bitch we be in the hood tf u mean nicca

    • @glub__blub
      @glub__blub 5 лет назад +2

      YOUNG NWA They ain't got the good gas in the Amazon

    • @elfuego464
      @elfuego464 5 лет назад +1

      @@glub__blub u niccas don't run the good gas or own dispenceries or the plug lmao TFOH

    • @elfuego464
      @elfuego464 5 лет назад

      @@glub__blub good gas is man made takes time..I've done it too bitch

  • @ArchWizardCj
    @ArchWizardCj 5 лет назад +4544

    Wakanda ain't been the same since they opened the borders

  • @elbowed
    @elbowed 5 лет назад +2449

    Lil Nas X: Imma blow up
    Jay: Hold My Tacos

  • @letstacoboutit8205
    @letstacoboutit8205 5 лет назад +1327

    When u think u speak Spanish after one class 😂

    • @itsnayasworld4605
      @itsnayasworld4605 5 лет назад +5

      Fr lol 😂😂

    • @error_lh7735
      @error_lh7735 5 лет назад

      @TYB Tjayyy si señor el español es fácil pero igual and i like speak in inglish

    • @sahra2x496
      @sahra2x496 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao you pay attention in Spanish 😂😂😂

    • @Ozzie1st_
      @Ozzie1st_ Год назад +1

      iT cOsT tO LiVe lIkE tHiS

    • @PatriciaRosieur-yz4lk
      @PatriciaRosieur-yz4lk Год назад +1

      When you think you can understand English in 52 years 😂

  • @ZianourrysJasmiley
    @ZianourrysJasmiley 4 месяца назад +7

    Idk why this song came back into my head but it did XD

  • @Ben_dover89
    @Ben_dover89 5 лет назад +555

    When you black but you grew up in the barrio! 😂😂

  • @dana.4536
    @dana.4536 5 лет назад +1277

    Lil Nas X - I got the horses in the back
    Ambjaay - hold my tapaito😂