Yeah, I'm In The Industry.
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- Опубликовано: 18 май 2018
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Yeah, I'm in the industry. I'm really important.
I am Gus Johnson. I make music, I put out bad skits. Thanks for your time, internet stranger. Sometimes I go by gustoonz.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. 
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if you think i'm an important filmmaker on youtube, just wait til you see me on twitter - @Gusbuckets
liking your own comment? way to go against societal norms. It's like, totally in the face of big internet
Another vid from the best. You need to be on saterday night libe
Gus Johnson When I was growing up, I was taught that the drink always went inside our mouths, not outside of our mouths nor around the rim of our mouths. I really thought you Knew better Gus, I really did. Now, you ruined EVERYTHING I was taught!
Gus Johnson Gus goes to la for a week then comebacks with this... Which douche did you meet out there to inspire this character
And you want to move out to LA
All of Gus's sketches start off with him as a well thought out character and just develop into him spilling some sort of liquid onto his body
Spilling liquids onto your body is what people come to see, my friend. You gotta give the people what they want. That’s show business.
i'm laughing so much this comment is too real
@@lamborger Spilling drinks onto your body is TIGHT
Joshua Roper dude don’t spoil I was thinking he was gonna spit on some homeless guy
Don't judge him, he's gay
I’m in film school and you just described 90% of my class
Oh, are you in the industry.
Uncle Jacob nah man, he IS the industry
same
90% of my class too. From Texas. None of them ever moved to LA to accomplish anything.
Except me.
@@LevCallahan well, don’t let us hanging dude, what did you accomplish?
"driving for Uber is just temporary"
that was the line that sold the character.
Why there is no replies for u lonely god
@Chase Syma ah, I see u man of culture as well
✔ done...
@@sultanhanga I have the curious
@@sultanhanga why tf u ain't delete ur comment yet nigga? ur rly testing our patience 🙄
@@bobleponge8750 do you know im in the industry
This is actually how Gus and Sabrina met.
How am I the first reply lmao
Sjekao fkkdekfofeofloe (stroke gang)
She was running to the local courthouse to pick up marriage documents
The La Croix sold it
5MadMovieMakers baha replying time comments with no replies
when he spilled a little, I lost it
Nah his acting did it
Why?
I’m insulted
Outro at the start ?
That made me little uncomfortable
ANKUSH THAKRE Same
Hi Little Uncomfortable.
Yeah lol
Wimp
Do you know the name of the intro song ?
he is the industry
Cool
Hahah
Are certain about this?
Fuck I think so too
He very clearly is
"Michael Bay, more like not gonna see that."
Must take a helluva lot of self control to have not said Michael Gay.
no i think he's just not homophobic maybe
@@asaabbot7016 wh-
To be fair if you used gay in its correct context it would work equally well so perhaps your the only homophobe here
@@asaabbot7016 the standards are so low these days
:( man transformers was just childhood...TLK wasn't that good imo...they could have done alot better(im pretty sure their entire budget was spent on the Lamborghini centenario aka Hot Rod's vehicle)
Best La Croix integration in the industry
No that would be Remy
As much as I love Gus Johnson's videos, his La Croix integration hasn't yet reached Big Dipper status.
ruclips.net/video/LB_YWGuYGn4/видео.html
I've never tried la croix but now feel compelled to buy some.
cease
Julie M don’t, it tastes terrible
Lol "flip!"
I’m a fan. And I’m glad that I’m a fan of a man who’s also a fan of a man I’m also a fan of.
I’m quite a big fannnnn
Hahahahahahaja
The two greatest channels in one place
Ross plz cut ur hair thx
this sounds exactly like one of my friends it’s terrifying
Welcome to gus johnson lol
then why is that person your friend
@WageSlaving2TheTop ! nice job
That is kinda worrying lol
This is how every anti disney comments sounds like
"I'm not just in the industry, I am the industry."
Yes I watched the video too
"driving for Uber is just a temporary thing" lol
Adithya V K true
😂😂😂😂
Im the 999th like fuck you
Until you figure out you dont make money lol.
Lol, that part got me so hard
Gus you _HAVE_ to meet this new arthouse director I met at this gala event the other day. He. is. just. in--credible.
Gonna introduce him to you at the pool party later, you'll _LOVE_ him x
Yosuto have he love?
Yosuto This is art.
is that art dealer Frankie "the trash man" in disguise?
@@Carcosahead
Ongo Gablogian? He is basically the Art world.
*collective sighing intensifies*
I love the suspenseful reveal that he’s not wearing jeans, he’s wearing jorts
The outro music is at the beginning, leaving all the film’s events leading up to the ending up to the imagination. Through the wild ride of this cinematic masterpiece, the outro’s restatement brings everything full circle and ties everything up so beautifully.
He truly IS the Industry.
LaCroix tastes like someone said the name of a fruit in the other room
like when you're on the subway and maybe somewhere behind you you think someone might be peeling an orange
Lol!!!!!!
Like they might have been in the same delivery truck with the given fruit
Like the middle name of one of the interns is a piece of fruit
[IGC] Captain Haddock It’s like when you pick up water expecting it to be 7-Up and for a split second it tastes like something.
barbara books open casting calls
Yo can you hook me up?
abelina sabrina
I can't believe you took off on that beautiful human being
abelina sabrina “I booked you an audition for a local garbage can.”
“michael bay?
more like, not gonna go see that”
*yes*
this is comedy
this right here, *yes*
more like michael gay
@@matthewmaxim2862 lol
@@matthewmaxim2862 Not trying to be an asshole but be careful with using gay as an insult. I'm not mad, but it is, by all accounts, a slur.
@@dysphoria_1.040 you must be fun at parties
@@tannerpaulsen4631 I'm sorry that I politely asked someone to stop using a group of people as an insult.
1:24 He became Alex Jones for a second there.
*destroy the child*
HA TRUUU
@@hayk3000 CORRUPT THEM ALL
This sounds like every human emotion
"Don't get heated with me, Barbara.."
😂
Gus is definitely in the industry... The industry of making Subway sandwiches
Since living in his hometown
Why do I see you everywhere
A true artist... A sandwich artist
@@mj-yo7vt hey don't talk shit about my favorite sandwiches
He basically is the industry
This man could fill the ocean 2 times over with the ammount of La Croy and bud light he has spilled.
Hearing that sound at the beginning of the video set of a Pavlovian effect. I was like “oh the video is over??”
*_Michael Bay? More like “not gonna go see that”._*
When he didnt say micheal gay it threw me off
More like Michael Nay
@@jeremyc9593 double bluff
More like no way.
@@Exploshi remember, he's in the industry, thats "offensive" and he would be canceled
thor ragnarok? More like bore ragnarok
That's a good one, I'll give you that.
Well this is a crossover I didn't expect...
This joke? More like B O R E R A G N A R O K.
Bore Dragsalot!
Ryan Boyce wack banter lol
"Michael Bay, more like, not gonna go see that." Poetic genius.
“I don’t watch any movies with a budget over 600,000”
The Blair witch project: *violently raises hand*
Also Scranton Witch Project
Well also Threat Level Midnight I guess
Yeah I'm writing a script about a lonely, intellectual but sensitive type of guy who nobody understands and isn't conventionally attractive getting involved with a hot girl who's into all his stuff and she's quirkyyy : ) haha but instead of her having any character she just serves to teach my protagonist a life lesson or something about the little things in life and everyone will think it's super deep I just gotta pitch it to the right people
Ol'King'Sol lol so you mean MGTOW 😂
E J oh my god. I had no idea what that was. Ten reddit threads later and my depression has worsened.
Ol'King'Sol I’m so sorry, I shouldn’t have exposed you to that horror
That's every Manic Pixie Dream Girl story ever. 😄
It's so obviously going to be protagonized by Michael Cera.
My sense of humor has been inspired by you for years and I just started watching you.
This is true! One the few occasions that I have seen pompous people trying to impress someone, for whatever reason they would always act in gross, inappropriate ways. Like slurping deliberately (but in brief turns, as if they're saying 'I control this').
And they just go on without ever pausing to give the other party a chance to reply or 'interact.'*
Basically it's just like being taken hostage at gunpoint but the big mouth and bad attitude are the gun.
* - You probably noticed this when people are making entire monologues to their phones and you can only imagine the other side going "Uhuh, ah, um, uhuh..." all the time.
Best ad for La Croix ever.
Jonathan Turbide how else are you gonna hold the can?
*for about 7 yeeeears*
"Michael Bay more like not gunna go see thaaat" im dying
1:20 is my favorite. Especially the coughing
Excuse me, while I act like I get a phone call to avoid you.
No, he was trying to look important.
Dude are you in the industry? I've got this amazing script, can you drop it off at some studios for me? It's a story about a man and his dog and the dog is actually a reincarnation of his ex girlfriend - it takes place during the Great Depression and I really think John Travolta would nail the part. If not, I've heard Daniel Day-Lewis is making a comeback...
You should really consider getting Tom Hardy or Elijah Wood tbh
@@MrFredstt As the dog?
@@nickkohlmann as the script
@@knightshiningarmour Damn
@@nickkohlmann id watxh that!!
The way he said "flip!" Got me to laugh
The VERSATILITY of this man is incredible.
Yeah, you guys, I think he’s in the industry.
*"Industry Man activate!"*
Form of: A Douche!
1:25 straight up sounding like a xenomorph
If he waited just a few more years, he would’ve been able to say Spider-Man: No Way I’m going to see that
Lol RUclips subtitles thinks this is Dutch
I am Dutch and the subtitles didnt make any sense to me, unfortunately
@Josuke Ruins Everything. WE JUST NEED M O N E Y
@@Supernaturalsoup I HAVE A PLAN!
@@TfromO Yep. Absolutely no sense
This one is amazing
Go watch LA Story. It's this for a long many amount of minutes. :)
Beunibster 👍
Sabrina sitting there being quietly uncomfortable while Gus talked at her non-stop was probably the best part
I had a teacher who kept bragging about how they came out of industry they were a horrible teacher
The La Croix is what nails this video. Nice job, Gus.
Based on a real conversation that Gus had with somebody.
That "flip" was too good
You are wonderful. Your own one man key and peele.
You deserve so much more attention oh my golly
Goddammit he's funny.. Hope you really make it out in CA! Need more Gus!
I love these videos
“Yeah I’ve been working on a script now for about seven Y E E E E E E A R S”
Mr Johnson I don't feel so good
Not sure how he popped up in my feed but glad he did. This was hilarious!
I love it when the character you come up with is not even that funny but then you start burping ang drooling soda all over the place and the sketch gets so much better (not kidding).
Thanks for the birthday video!
Spider-Man: Nocumming
I burst out laughing when they showed her running away!
That shot of Sabrina in the distance booking it elevated this sketch straight to an A.
The blouse makes it so good
Man this is so true... I know this because I'm in the industry.
"Michael Bay? More like I'm not gonna go see that."
And Michael Bay was never the same....
The hint of Comic Book Guy in your voice really sells it👌🏼
so true it hurts
The drink was sponsored by a weird ginger guy living in his huge apartment
Spoiler
He is also a vampire
Ogryska *"spoiler"*
I thought he was blonde
I fear becoming this persom
This guy is the best!
i love gus
when he said "six hundred thousand dollars" it sounded like the Californians from SNL
0:55 Best joke I’ve ever seen in the industry
the way gus opened the cab reminded me of L from deathnote
Changes from industry to surfer dude the moment he says flip
1:26
Is nobody going to talk about how Gus wheezed the first three beats to Gangsta's Paradise?
How did you notice that?
I recognized the location of where you shot this
It's the "Don't get heated with me Barbara" for me 😂
Gus has deeefinitely seen and loved that one Mr. Show skit with David Cross playing the hipster in the donut shop
"The industry will decide your career."
"I AM the industry."
"Don't get heated with me, Barbra!"
omg i love this type of comedy.
Almost the best impersonation of myself that I’m yet to see in the industry.
I can’t help but to think he just might be involved with the industry
She handled that like a pro
This is brilliant
Subscribed because of the intro music
He looks and acts perfectly for every role he ever hasd
gus, i've been in LA for 6 years now....it's scary how accurate you are. really wanna see you in major things dude.
This video was REVOLTING and I live for it
The music u have at the end of all your videos sounds just like the cool math gam ROTATE AND ROLL
I like the title with the intro music at the start not end :))
Having lived in LA for a number of years, this is depressingly accurate. Its too bad he didn't go out with a girl that was also in the industry, then she wouldn't have run away and they could have spent 3 hours going back and forth like this, not listening to a single thing the other person said and just trying to one up each other.
You are legitimately the funniest person alive and your power terrifies me
the timing of the running away joke was perfect 🤣
Boi can I get uhhh....La Coup !?
Is this Titanic Sinclair
Omg shots fired lol
Holy sh*t, I was seconds from clicking off this video with this exact thought and I see this comment. Accurate af
So dank i subbed twice.
*drops something* ... "Flip!" lmfaoooooooooo