Introducing Amazon Technoblade

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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming  2 года назад +12733

    thank you for everything man 💜

  • @SgwiggleMonSquiggles
    @SgwiggleMonSquiggles 4 года назад +7248

    "I play Minecraft!"
    Why is that the most happy sounding thing he ever said.

  • @deepfriedteeth
    @deepfriedteeth 4 года назад +6734

    "Alexa, Intruder alert!"
    "Its like drop kicking a child."

  • @Donomite
    @Donomite 5 лет назад +9289

    "Set a timer for 8 minutes."
    Technoblade: _Dialing _*_9 1 1_*

  • @sophieisonyoutube
    @sophieisonyoutube 2 года назад +813

    I love how self-centred the Amazon Technoblade is, waiting to twist your words so it can talk about itself, a great example would be the valentines part where it goes off about its relationship status and it's plans for the day. Definitely my favourite feature

    • @pattywu9301
      @pattywu9301 2 года назад +13

      Same, I also like when Amazon Technoblade (TM) was asked about teaspoon his response made the woman smirk

    • @ArmyofRaikou2022
      @ArmyofRaikou2022 2 года назад +2

      94 likes, 1 reply
      Let me fix that

  • @nuggetseeker5084
    @nuggetseeker5084 4 года назад +21905

    "Technoblade, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?"
    "Oh. A lot."
    *disappointment 100*

    • @Ciantrex
      @Ciantrex 4 года назад +92

      Nugget Seeker disappointment level up now level 100

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 4 года назад +88

      i love his parodies the most because it is just listening to a 24 year old man with a monotone voice sing about videogames.

    • @kreonidas7475
      @kreonidas7475 4 года назад +19

      @Just a building 21

    • @ntnb_.
      @ntnb_. 4 года назад +12

      *pure disappointment*

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 4 года назад +12

      @Just a building Oh yeah he is, I mixed him up with GeorgeNotFound lol

  • @JustJum
    @JustJum 5 лет назад +6995

    1:09 her reaction is on point

  • @grrr132
    @grrr132 3 года назад +3403

    "Technoblade add wrapping paper to the shopping list"
    "NEVER"

  • @kashveltri5092
    @kashveltri5092 2 года назад +1132

    Technoblade isn't actually dead... He just reincarnated as an Amazon Echo and is now chillin' with this family.

  • @PunkRatSoda
    @PunkRatSoda 3 года назад +5333

    "Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon? "
    " *oh, a lot* "

    • @slayre1408
      @slayre1408 3 года назад +45

      “Uhg. Ok”

    • @Tom-kc7rf
      @Tom-kc7rf 3 года назад +11

      I saw this at the exact time he said that

    • @morgansoul2651
      @morgansoul2651 3 года назад +4

      i was looking for this

    • @glitchyboi3366
      @glitchyboi3366 3 года назад +3

      I removed 666 likes curse, ur welcome

    • @morgansoul2651
      @morgansoul2651 3 года назад +1

      @@glitchyboi3366 thanks

  • @necrmancy
    @necrmancy 4 года назад +8612

    woman: "alexa set a timer for 8 minutes"
    techno: "dialing 911....."

    • @jennamae313
      @jennamae313 3 года назад +17

      Dialing

    • @necrmancy
      @necrmancy 3 года назад +10

      @@jennamae313 oh you are right sorry didnt noticed!

    • @azone9537
      @azone9537 3 года назад +19

      Simply Police take 8 minutes to arrive

    • @winfreythe2nd935
      @winfreythe2nd935 3 года назад

      Now 911 pog champ

    • @thestupid7281
      @thestupid7281 3 года назад +2

      The amount of likes is 991

  • @ninjax7602
    @ninjax7602 4 года назад +21666

    "tell me a joke"
    techno : i died

  • @backroomstruechaos4053
    @backroomstruechaos4053 2 года назад +156

    I like the fact that we now know that his name is "Alex", and in this video they call him Alexa... Coincidence? Don't think so!

  • @David-in4ft
    @David-in4ft 4 года назад +2546

    Alexa tell me a joke:
    Technoblade: I died? He probably wasn’t hacking.

    • @manolgeorgiev9664
      @manolgeorgiev9664 4 года назад +38

      Best joke I've heard whole day

    • @anitagrant5016
      @anitagrant5016 4 года назад +16

      "I died?" "What kind of question is *THAT?*" "A lot." "*NERDSSSSS*" This is why Amazon Technoblade is the best worst robot assistant.

    • @wch190
      @wch190 3 года назад +2

      666 likes lol

    • @Coldfire_401
      @Coldfire_401 3 года назад +1

      @AboutAndroid Reuploads android better then apple

    • @mostannoyingscaramain
      @mostannoyingscaramain 3 года назад +1

      @@Coldfire_401 Yes

  • @iyum_
    @iyum_ 5 лет назад +21706

    Never realized how funny Technoblade really is

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 5 лет назад +904

      Hes funny in a depressed way

    • @aerousops1806
      @aerousops1806 5 лет назад +36

      missingno miner Why?

    • @chxns
      @chxns 4 года назад +579

      It’s probably because his voice is really monotone

    • @stafey7659
      @stafey7659 4 года назад +95

      He’s hilarious watched since 70k subs

    • @jackchute7285
      @jackchute7285 4 года назад +10

      Ikr

  • @xTruckNutzx
    @xTruckNutzx 5 лет назад +8747

    "Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes"
    "Calling 911"
    I died

    • @AKagNA
      @AKagNA 5 лет назад +72

      LOOOL DIDNT UNDERSTAND AT FIRST, 2000 IQ JOKE

    • @alexwoogie462
      @alexwoogie462 5 лет назад +8

      What video did the quote come from?

    • @AKagNA
      @AKagNA 5 лет назад +7

      @@alexwoogie462 this video

    • @bartholomewsigmundthethird
      @bartholomewsigmundthethird 5 лет назад +60

      me realizing that he is saying “dialing” and not “calling”
      dialing 911

    • @kingchicken8232
      @kingchicken8232 4 года назад +1

      @@AKagNA It’s not a very complex joke..

  • @Aloofyr
    @Aloofyr 9 месяцев назад +16

    this hits harder now that he's gone. especially "Alexa, tell me another joke," "I died." Even more so since we know his real name was Alex... thanks man. Technoblade never dies
    #technobladeneverdies

  • @phoebecat7278
    @phoebecat7278 3 года назад +7505

    “alexa, set a timer for 8 minutes”
    *“dialing 911..”*

  • @wezen4632
    @wezen4632 4 года назад +2297

    “how tall is Mount Everest”
    techno: lol what

    • @alfredocastro8576
      @alfredocastro8576 3 года назад +6

      400 hudred like

    • @BumbleBee-wn2qy
      @BumbleBee-wn2qy 3 года назад +5

      700 hundred like

    • @w_lk3389
      @w_lk3389 3 года назад +2

      nah fam it is hudred not hundred lol@@BumbleBee-wn2qy

    • @classy962
      @classy962 3 года назад

      The dad:bops head, understandable have a nice day

  • @UnfussyPlays
    @UnfussyPlays 2 года назад +42

    rip techno.. he truly never dies

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 3 года назад +1285

    “Alexa tell me a story”
    “A story about a man called theseus. his country-well his city-state technically-was in danger. and he sent himself forward into enemy lines. he slayed the minotaur and saved his city. and you know what they did to him, tommy? they exiled him. he died in disgrace, despised by his people. that’s what happens to heroes, tommy. the greeks knew the score. but if you want to be a hero, tommy.
    that’s fine.
    do you want to be a hero tommy?
    THEN DIE LIKE ONE.”

    • @flyingspacebrainedidiot
      @flyingspacebrainedidiot 3 года назад +75

      Imagine the kids name is tommy

    • @MYSTERIOUSORBS
      @MYSTERIOUSORBS 3 года назад +12

      @@flyingspacebrainedidiot AHAHHAH

    • @pandemicgohan7644
      @pandemicgohan7644 3 года назад +3

      @@MYSTERIOUSORBS yeah soooo funny.

    • @MYSTERIOUSORBS
      @MYSTERIOUSORBS 3 года назад +25

      @@pandemicgohan7644 we all have different senses of humour - making fun of mine doesn’t make yours any better. in fact, all that makes you, is an asshole :)

    • @skeeter7898
      @skeeter7898 3 года назад

      @@MYSTERIOUSORBS it also makes him, really funny.

  • @kermittheogre8841
    @kermittheogre8841 3 года назад +6592

    The dad: “how tall is Mount Everest ?”
    Techno: “what kind of question is that?”
    Lmao

    • @mathazerty1
      @mathazerty1 3 года назад +34

      Any respect.
      The best moment, I searched this comment a long

    • @6clix331
      @6clix331 3 года назад +16

      the guy just nods aswell

    • @dadoge2515
      @dadoge2515 3 года назад +7

      Sa sa sa

    • @roux6715
      @roux6715 3 года назад +5

      Kinda freaky I just reached that part the second I saw your comment

    • @dendark13
      @dendark13 3 года назад +4

      And the dad was like yeh yeh thank u Alexa

  • @Alex-mb4ew
    @Alex-mb4ew 4 года назад +1458

    "Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?"
    "Oh. A lot."

  • @h2oPit
    @h2oPit Год назад +11

    [Mother]: Alexa [Techno] how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?"
    [Techno]: "Oh... a lot."

  • @Goose-c6s
    @Goose-c6s 3 года назад +2043

    I was waiting for “I drop kicked that child in self defense “
    Edit:No need to keep correcting me I know now

  • @win7138
    @win7138 4 года назад +3353

    Everyone: “music”
    Echnoblade: *Tyler Swift song parodies go brrrr*

    • @zQoQz
      @zQoQz 3 года назад +44

      Echnoblade I- 😂😭

    • @lncursione
      @lncursione 3 года назад +35

      I thought it was a spelling error until wait a second IM A FOOL

    • @danrago6319
      @danrago6319 3 года назад +6

      Wtf- oh wait oooohhhh Echnoblade ok I got that lol.

    • @kazuhaandlumineenjoyer3335
      @kazuhaandlumineenjoyer3335 3 года назад +1

      @@s.j.c. what-

    • @MAX_DJM
      @MAX_DJM 3 года назад +1

      500th likeeeee

  • @gexagon1804
    @gexagon1804 4 года назад +10291

    Mother: Blonde hair
    Father: Brown hair
    Son: Dark brown hair
    Daughter: *Red hair*

  • @necroexoricist
    @necroexoricist 2 года назад +41

    Thank you for making us happy Techno.
    You was amazing person. Fly high, King Pig.

  • @raavir8651
    @raavir8651 3 года назад +3533

    The fact that i watched this wayyyyy before i knew who techno was and i didnt understand anything, and now i do watch him and suddenly everything makes sense lol

    • @OMGGABZZ
      @OMGGABZZ 3 года назад +10

      Omg same!

    • @cubegamer0761
      @cubegamer0761 3 года назад +10

      This and also same for omicron i didnt have a clue who he was

    • @spite.
      @spite. 3 года назад +3

      @@cubegamer0761 I just saw this trending when this template was viral too lol

    • @free2playgaming941
      @free2playgaming941 3 года назад +3

      Same

    • @YestinTV
      @YestinTV 3 года назад +3

      Same

  • @nitride865
    @nitride865 6 лет назад +38647

    Echnoblade?

  • @snoopygamer5985
    @snoopygamer5985 4 года назад +3626

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    “Alexa, tell me a joke”
    “I died”

  • @alexis3647yt
    @alexis3647yt 2 года назад +7

    Technoblade: I play Minecraft
    Family: SHUT UP
    Technoblade: get help

  • @LyzanderMixers
    @LyzanderMixers 2 года назад +3929

    The fact that his real name is Alex really fits. RIP Technoblade, thank you for the laughs

    • @MigWith
      @MigWith 2 года назад +59

      Thats exactly what i was thinking.

    • @GreentixxyTheZeldaFan
      @GreentixxyTheZeldaFan 2 года назад +58

      Alex(a)

    • @twocents1319
      @twocents1319 2 года назад +28

      Yeah, that occurred to me too.
      I wonder if he ever saw this.

    • @tazahin
      @tazahin 2 года назад +14

      True what a coincidence

    • @cooperdn24
      @cooperdn24 2 года назад +5

      *was alex.(sorroy I had to do it)

  • @nicholasbouchard7077
    @nicholasbouchard7077 3 года назад +3233

    “Alexa, define annoying”
    “Neeeeeeeeeerds”
    I burst out laughing 😂

  • @MeganG-GSG
    @MeganG-GSG Год назад +6

    “I dIeD? He probably wasn’t hackin”
    Funny and sad at the same time

  • @RubyPiec
    @RubyPiec 6 лет назад +11267

    "set a timer for 8 minutes"
    "dialing 911"

    • @airidas8894
      @airidas8894 6 лет назад +17

      RubyPiec u got 28likes in 10 ITS A SCAM

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 6 лет назад +7

      what i didnt even notice LOL

    • @twig_9079
      @twig_9079 6 лет назад +3

      RubyPiec
      Ik

    • @Matt-mt5it
      @Matt-mt5it 6 лет назад

      RubyPiec I

    • @vinhnuwen
      @vinhnuwen 6 лет назад +15

      *dialling 911

  • @aaron_451
    @aaron_451 3 года назад +7221

    Imagine having a stable family dynamic. Lmaooo couldn’t be me. Nerrrds

    • @paradokieee
      @paradokieee 3 года назад +95

      Omg youre so cool and quirky

    • @t6mal
      @t6mal 3 года назад +54

      Omg you're so cool and quirky

    • @sneyeper5243
      @sneyeper5243 3 года назад +11

      Same

    • @miko5742
      @miko5742 3 года назад +36

      Omg youre so cool and quirky

    • @peeg4299
      @peeg4299 3 года назад +25

      Omg so quirky. Haha

  • @TheBogbo
    @TheBogbo 4 года назад +708

    “Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes”
    Amazon techno: dialing 9-1-1

    • @TheBogbo
      @TheBogbo 3 года назад +5

      How do I have 172 likes? I literally just quoted something from the video

    • @doub1e_b1ink77
      @doub1e_b1ink77 3 года назад

      and who cares people like comments so what i liked it just bc u said something about it

    • @alaynaberryman9688
      @alaynaberryman9688 3 года назад

      My Alexa went off when he said that and I went into full panic mode

    • @booginanachu7929
      @booginanachu7929 3 года назад

      @@TheBogbo idk lol

    • @hjoehj0996
      @hjoehj0996 3 года назад

      @@TheBogbo because the statement was funny

  • @Dialgapro
    @Dialgapro 2 года назад +8

    This is one of the few times, where it actually makes sense that the algorithm recommends old videos. Rest in peace Technoblade :(

  • @FranXiT
    @FranXiT 5 лет назад +4179

    "Techno tell me a joke"
    "I died..."
    "PFFFF ok that's kinda fanny eheh"
    "And he probably wasn't hacking"
    **wheeze** HAHAHAHAHAH

    • @hailchan
      @hailchan 4 года назад +5

      xD

    • @kiltheroach
      @kiltheroach 4 года назад +38

      TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIESSSSSS

    • @Auglet
      @Auglet 4 года назад +9

      That part was from the video “Things Blitz players never say”

    • @BananaWasTaken
      @BananaWasTaken 4 года назад +2

      The joke is Technoblade never dies

    • @tryxdc
      @tryxdc 4 года назад +2

      you have an anime pfp your comment does not matter

  • @magii_
    @magii_ 4 года назад +1329

    When you have cc on at 0:12, it says, "It's called Amazon (T)ech(n)o." LMAO

    • @latency3889
      @latency3889 4 года назад +20

      LMAOOOO

    • @sauravsharma8461
      @sauravsharma8461 4 года назад +14

      Those captions were intentionally made my the creator of this video !

    • @tumblingartist
      @tumblingartist 4 года назад +6

      XD the captions make it better

    • @Demian1
      @Demian1 4 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @moogus6536
      @moogus6536 4 года назад +2

      The caption are not auto generated so its made by the youtuber or a fan

  • @baconbot282
    @baconbot282 5 лет назад +6814

    Techno blade: I play Minecraft. (Don’t tell my parents, they think I have a job)
    Me: Technoblade, that is your job.

    • @streakybeast7878
      @streakybeast7878 5 лет назад +122

      BaconBot28
      That’s the joke, his parents think he have a *real* job

    • @roam_3132
      @roam_3132 5 лет назад +17

      bacon bot r/wooooooosh

    • @Ky-lt7yb
      @Ky-lt7yb 4 года назад

      tell*

    • @Nexpeon
      @Nexpeon 4 года назад +25

      @MLG360_ sensei you should be wooooshed lol he was literally joking

    • @borisshirvanian1120
      @borisshirvanian1120 4 года назад +1

      That's the joke

  • @Steve1766
    @Steve1766 2 года назад +14

    Rest In Peace We Will Never Forget The King

  • @ampten
    @ampten 4 года назад +5798

    "Alexa, tell me a joke"
    "I died?"
    Edit: is this video popping up in people's recommended? And yes, I realize it's a joke

  • @qxRob
    @qxRob 5 лет назад +2117

    Rest in peace Legend. Thank you for everything you’ve done.

  • @MTJackinator
    @MTJackinator 2 года назад +1494

    “Alexa tell me a joke”
    “I died”
    Rest In Peace techno. You’ll be missed. You were a legend and inspiration to many

    • @ninethetwotailedfox
      @ninethetwotailedfox 2 года назад +26

      Rest in peace techno blade.
      He's such a legend, and legends never die.

    • @destroyercentral3471
      @destroyercentral3471 2 года назад +7

      Now we will fight God in heaven. THE ULTIMATE 1V1!!!

    • @MonkeyTheMonkey7409
      @MonkeyTheMonkey7409 2 года назад +3

      hate it how somebody famous dies cause people gonna call them a legend its anoyying we get it

    • @sunbeam6897
      @sunbeam6897 2 года назад +4

      I was so funny I cried instead of laughing

    • @kurtdavenvelasco203
      @kurtdavenvelasco203 2 года назад

      @@MonkeyTheMonkey7409 he’s a legend to be fair it’s not annoying

  • @CalebthegiganticMariofan
    @CalebthegiganticMariofan 11 месяцев назад +8

    “Alexa tell me another joke”
    “I died”
    That aged well

    • @slashuck
      @slashuck 3 месяца назад +1

      it aged terribly*

  • @etronixtunes
    @etronixtunes 4 года назад +810

    2:02 imagine having THAT dance mix 😂

    • @midassilverhult1909
      @midassilverhult1909 4 года назад +11

      _R1vaL_ what you mean with imagine

    • @etronixtunes
      @etronixtunes 4 года назад +6

      @@midassilverhult1909 i mean that if u had an Amazon Echo and had a dance mix like the one on the vid it would be very funny😂

    • @hahuthought1557
      @hahuthought1557 4 года назад +2

      @@midassilverhult1909
      Hol'up
      Hol'up....
      HOL'UP

    • @k.somm1
      @k.somm1 4 года назад +2

      ... i do hv THAT as my dance mix.. its all i hv for my dance mix on a 1 hour loop.. hEheHe..

    • @Mousedahbidoof
      @Mousedahbidoof 3 года назад +2

      @@hahuthought1557 wat.you don't have it as your dance mix?

  • @katiekhan509
    @katiekhan509 3 года назад +2777

    “Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes”
    *”Dialling 911”*

    • @RemRor1630
      @RemRor1630 3 года назад +14

      Aight i've seen so many comments like this

    • @-Iridescent-
      @-Iridescent- 3 года назад +3

      I read this as it was exactly playing wtf

    • @GanderBeaver
      @GanderBeaver 3 года назад

      the police will arrive just in time xdd

    • @zealous1105
      @zealous1105 3 года назад

      Yeah 9-1X1

    • @mei819
      @mei819 3 года назад

      almost 666 likes 😳

  • @JakeiZazazy
    @JakeiZazazy 6 лет назад +4495

    Woman : Alexa set the timer for 8 minutes
    Technoblade : ok dialing 911

    • @josh16
      @josh16 5 лет назад +4

      Call 911

    • @invalid-user7335
      @invalid-user7335 5 лет назад +1

      lilAR got snipez tf

    • @brokereigns
      @brokereigns 5 лет назад

      @@lilargotsnipez1392 4 regret 4 to refer deer g44rgggrggrrgg4rrgrgh

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 5 лет назад +2

      @@josh16 ok setting a time for 8 minutes...

    • @megaagentj2248
      @megaagentj2248 5 лет назад +1

      Joshua Cervantes hacking the watchdog account..

  • @karanbirmahil6434
    @karanbirmahil6434 2 года назад +4

    The memories he gave us will be cherished for life

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze 4 года назад +2934

    Child: is it for me?
    Dad: It’s for all of us.
    Wife:
    I married a communist
    Father: We

    • @DanTheMan6979
      @DanTheMan6979 4 года назад +6

      lmaoooooooo

    • @Natso_1
      @Natso_1 4 года назад +16

      Hold up...

    • @yazidefirenze
      @yazidefirenze 4 года назад +14

      @@Natso_1 WE

    • @Natso_1
      @Natso_1 4 года назад +1

      @@yazidefirenze I don't think you get it...

    • @yes-kr7pv
      @yes-kr7pv 4 года назад +9

      @@Natso_1 no, u dont get it

  • @ebagthegreat5551
    @ebagthegreat5551 3 года назад +2250

    The fact that today is Valentine’s Day

  • @hexofficialPH
    @hexofficialPH 2 года назад +3204

    The "I Died" Joke really hit me hard...Rest In Peace Technoblade

    • @muffetlover
      @muffetlover 2 года назад +17

      Same

    • @Trevispro13
      @Trevispro13 2 года назад +16

      Same

    • @Mr.Magpie219
      @Mr.Magpie219 2 года назад +28

      I mean... its not a joke

    • @-trinity-3732
      @-trinity-3732 2 года назад +27

      @@Mr.Magpie219 it was a joke in the video when they asked for a jok

    • @qxllioo
      @qxllioo 2 года назад +2

      I didn't know until today

  • @Lezu.
    @Lezu. 2 года назад +3

    this came on my feed today, rest easy king, we all miss you so much🎗❤

  • @braixavian4117
    @braixavian4117 3 года назад +1532

    this is both hilarious and terrifying and I can’t explain why

    • @MCD10000
      @MCD10000 2 года назад +1

      Oh don't worry this could actually happen as amazon is trying to give alexa the abilities to perfectly replicate voices from a 10second clip of them

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 2 года назад

      @@MCD10000 It's getting better but it's not perfect. The channel Speaking of AI uses some of the best models for that and it still sounds clipped and monotone and also requires a lot of samples to work with. Of course, since Amazon is listening to you all day, it can get as many samples as it wants.

    • @MCD10000
      @MCD10000 2 года назад

      @@puppergump4117 that's not what amazon is claiming

    • @duality5785
      @duality5785 2 года назад

      Looking at the comment and the date answers your question

  • @ellyserban8951
    @ellyserban8951 5 лет назад +8189

    The joke for the kids was that he died
    TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @avalonava
      @avalonava 5 лет назад +37

      OH MY GOD *dialing 811*

    • @avalonava
      @avalonava 5 лет назад +11

      Also not 911 because 811 is better forgot to mention

    • @voiq1764
      @voiq1764 5 лет назад +3

      @@avalonava ok

    • @ellyserban8951
      @ellyserban8951 5 лет назад +4

      @Mecatfan Gaming yes im sorry

    • @danyl2616
      @danyl2616 5 лет назад +3

      He respawns

  • @virtualrealitea
    @virtualrealitea 3 года назад +2110

    Dad: "Alexa, how tall is Mount Everest?"
    "WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THAT LOL"
    Dad: **nods in embarrassment**

    • @_spoons
      @_spoons 3 года назад +9

      surprised how nobody commented for 3 months

    • @virtualrealitea
      @virtualrealitea 3 года назад

      @@_spoons honestly I forgot about this comment

    • @_spoons
      @_spoons 3 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @_spoons
      @_spoons 3 года назад +4

      btw congrats on 99

    • @parlodadgood3538
      @parlodadgood3538 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/CsZXtTpPElo/видео.html

  • @Taarush11
    @Taarush11 7 месяцев назад +4

    Rest In Peace Technoblade

  • @dell3ani
    @dell3ani 4 года назад +501

    TechnoBlade:” Dont tell my parents they think i have a job”
    Kid: “ Aswome!”

  • @AngiShyGuy
    @AngiShyGuy 6 лет назад +2855

    Dad: Techno, how tall if Mount Everest?
    Techno: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT?!

    • @loaky6313
      @loaky6313 6 лет назад +39

      XD And after that the guy's reaction is like "I fucking quit"

    • @TntBoyGT
      @TntBoyGT 6 лет назад +15

      more like
      some1 (100%percentsnotdad): Techno, how tall is Mount Everest?
      Techno: I don't know man. I left click on people for coins, ask your teacher.

    • @samplesimple0
      @samplesimple0 6 лет назад +1

      AngiSGC Hi angi!

    • @phantomchaser0963
      @phantomchaser0963 6 лет назад +2

      You: "Dad: Techno, how tall if Mount Everest?"
      Me: 'what kind of question is that #grammarnazi"

    • @samplesimple0
      @samplesimple0 6 лет назад +1

      Nazi*
      Now who's wrong with grammar?

  • @spedebo6134
    @spedebo6134 5 лет назад +980

    the ad before the video was meet google home
    loooooooooooooooooooool

  • @ghostkrow553
    @ghostkrow553 Год назад +3

    "it's been over a year" Do not remind me please, i grieve for as long as I want :')

  • @skidz.380
    @skidz.380 3 года назад +759

    “Set a timer for 8 mins”
    “Dialing 911”
    😂

    • @monicacabieses906
      @monicacabieses906 3 года назад

      copied comment

    • @side9353
      @side9353 3 года назад +6

      @@monicacabieses906 lol loser

    • @thedarkjw6219
      @thedarkjw6219 3 года назад

      Just happened

    • @jibonjyotichetia1214
      @jibonjyotichetia1214 3 года назад +5

      @@monicacabieses906 people can have the same ideas ya know? You can't expect everyone to look through the whole comment section to make sure their comment is original just because you hate copied comments. Like what are you gonna do?

    • @Evler_
      @Evler_ 3 года назад

      @@jibonjyotichetia1214 it's so hard to not find a comment which says " dialling 911 " , like it's just an overused quote and 9 times out of 10 people just copy the comment to get likes and it just ruins the whole point of the joke or quote or a meme

  • @bacondragon6925
    @bacondragon6925 3 года назад +2141

    "Techno tell me a joke"
    "i died"
    *laughter*
    Thats right kids. Its a joke. CUZ NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES.

    • @narutowallpapers6697
      @narutowallpapers6697 3 года назад +8

      HAHHAHAHA HE GAVE ME A SEGUR WITH THAT JOKE!

    • @T4N4Y
      @T4N4Y 3 года назад +5

      Say it with me, NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

    • @sibashis_12
      @sibashis_12 3 года назад +3

      The joke didn't end there. He said after that "they probably weren't hacking"

    • @parlodadgood3538
      @parlodadgood3538 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/CsZXtTpPElo/видео.html

    • @gudaxvamp
      @gudaxvamp 3 года назад +1

      Tee heee pog

  • @k4mi-
    @k4mi- 3 года назад +317

    "Set a timer for 8 minutes!"
    "dialin 911....."

  • @ExcludedYT
    @ExcludedYT Год назад +5

    Even though Technoblade passed away HES LIVES IN E TECHNOLOGY LETS GOOO!!!
    Technoblade never dies

  • @bluehatpro6517
    @bluehatpro6517 5 лет назад +2865

    Got recommended after TECHNOBLADE got Pig rank plus

    • @Sportix24
      @Sportix24 5 лет назад +5

      Same.

    • @caseybouquet
      @caseybouquet 5 лет назад +5

      RIP Pig++

    • @phucngugen7975
      @phucngugen7975 5 лет назад +2

      @@caseybouquet mission failed XD
      but he did get lots of viewers in the stream (about 71k)

    • @alexc8992
      @alexc8992 5 лет назад +1

      PigMinus

    • @boy9019
      @boy9019 5 лет назад +2

      Pig++ achieved

  • @coup5662
    @coup5662 5 лет назад +4600

    Let’s be honest we’re all looking for technoblade’s comment

    • @lola126yearsago3
      @lola126yearsago3 5 лет назад +17

      Coupon 211 likes including me and no replies oh wait

    • @maxen9807
      @maxen9807 5 лет назад +7

      You got me

    • @nekarri
      @nekarri 5 лет назад +1

      copied lol wtf

    • @coup5662
      @coup5662 5 лет назад +7

      @@nekarri lmao no i didnt i just thought it i did see it eventually tho so

    • @_-xce-_4950
      @_-xce-_4950 5 лет назад +2

      No u

  • @briqht1155
    @briqht1155 6 лет назад +1107

    Start putting Technoblade in all of your videos and you'll become famous.

    • @OmicronGaming
      @OmicronGaming  6 лет назад +33

      Briqht FUDGE YOU FOUND ME OUT

    • @briqht1155
      @briqht1155 6 лет назад +6

      OmicronGaming OH SHIT PLAN TO BECOME FAMOUS EXPOSED

    • @Sir_Master
      @Sir_Master 6 лет назад +5

      *news reporters waltz in*

    • @miller1949
      @miller1949 6 лет назад +1

      OmicronGaming THE TECHNOFBI IS COMING FOR YOU RUN DUDEEEE RUNNNN CHANGE YOUR NAME TRAVEL ACROSS THE WORLD PUT A MOUSTACHE FAST DUDE FAST OH NUUU THEY GOT MEH *DEAD*

    • @cameronwildly
      @cameronwildly 6 лет назад

      He's gonna be world wide. "technoblade never dies".

  • @iwebbio
    @iwebbio Год назад +3

    he was a legend
    Rest in peace, my hero

  • @thursdayspilot
    @thursdayspilot 5 лет назад +1153

    "Alexa set a timer for 8 minutes."
    "Okay. Dialing 9-1-1. . . "

    • @ebgurif
      @ebgurif 4 года назад +9

      Thanks for quoting that part of the video!! I didn’t notice

    • @dragonz6491
      @dragonz6491 4 года назад +2

      @@ebgurif fuck you

    • @ebgurif
      @ebgurif 4 года назад +6

      @@dragonz6491that's not very nice of you

    • @dragonz6491
      @dragonz6491 4 года назад +1

      @@ebgurif because you were the nicest person in the world!

    • @mystix1979
      @mystix1979 4 года назад +1

      DragonAmerican // The Guy what’s happening?

  • @divinity728
    @divinity728 4 года назад +317

    "Define annoying"
    techno amazon:NEERRRDDDZZZZ

  • @yes-is5wf
    @yes-is5wf 4 года назад +419

    1:36 when i heard The chests opening. I felt it.

  • @madscs_
    @madscs_ Год назад +5

    Alexa set stimer for eight minutes
    Technoblade: dialling 911

  • @ItsAmoges
    @ItsAmoges 3 года назад +617

    You see, the part where the Mom says "set a timer for eight minutes" she's trying to set a BOMB timer for eight minutes. That's why Techno said "dialing 911..."

    • @clauteletuby
      @clauteletuby 2 года назад +6

      no shit

    • @classical4872
      @classical4872 2 года назад +5

      I actually thought the amazon technoblade was just malfunctioning with that. good to know.

    • @Dancing_goose41
      @Dancing_goose41 2 года назад +2

      Oh makes sense now

    • @DragonWolf989
      @DragonWolf989 2 года назад +1

      Lol it all makes sense now

    • @Ziyph
      @Ziyph 2 года назад +1

      @@clauteletuby Claustrophobic Teletubby in the public?

  • @ikramhussain1534
    @ikramhussain1534 3 года назад +451

    The only Amazon echo meme where it actually gives good answers rather then repeating “I don’t know!”

    • @Sarah12471
      @Sarah12471 3 года назад +7

      That and the retroversity one which was actually purposefully voice acted by the man himself

  • @tomorrow_comes_today
    @tomorrow_comes_today 3 года назад +289

    "How tall is mount Everest?"
    *"What kind of question is that-"*

    • @dylanmejia5001
      @dylanmejia5001 3 года назад

      @MUHAMMAD ADIB BIN MOHAMAD ROSHIDI Moe all war is deception sun tzu even your questions correct way to ask
      what is the not now or later of those people with slant eyes and dont make cartoons
      this is a joke dont sue me

  • @GoldenSpiritsMusic
    @GoldenSpiritsMusic 2 года назад +3

    RIP Technoblade NEVER DIES

  • @carson8840
    @carson8840 3 года назад +262

    "Define annoying"
    Techno:Nerrrrrrrrrds
    Me: wait does that mean i'm annoying?

    • @Wickaki
      @Wickaki 3 года назад

      @@potassium_3292 Ur annoying

    • @Someone0920
      @Someone0920 3 года назад

      @@Wickaki yeah you are annoying because he did nothing

    • @Wickaki
      @Wickaki 3 года назад

      @@Someone0920 Ik im smart

    • @anteeklund4159
      @anteeklund4159 3 года назад

      Yes. Yea it does

  • @tenacity4200
    @tenacity4200 6 лет назад +9272

    Am I the only one looking for TechnoBlade's comment?

  • @ItsMix
    @ItsMix 2 года назад +2621

    He was an amazing influence and strong soul. His legacy, the stories, his efforts, they all will NEVER be forgotten. But in a sense, through his content and his footprint he left on everyone who follow and subbed to him, the fans and passerbys who watched his videos, to the whole internet, he lives on. After all,
    Technoblade never dies.
    #WeWillMissYouTechno

  • @thexpanda4489
    @thexpanda4489 Год назад +3

    Rip techno thanks for all the laughs and fun moments like tommy and you

    • @thexpanda4489
      @thexpanda4489 Год назад

      we all miss you never give up because TECHNO BLADE NEVER DIES

  • @fiajoo
    @fiajoo 3 года назад +747

    I forgot this was what I was watching and got really confused when the "skip" button didn't come up...

  • @zaza_licouzzz
    @zaza_licouzzz 4 года назад +327

    "tell me a joke"
    Life
    "Tell me another one"
    College debt
    "How bout another one?"
    Orphans

    • @alfredocastro8576
      @alfredocastro8576 3 года назад +1

      darkk houmer

    • @popatochisps6712
      @popatochisps6712 3 года назад +3

      Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy.

    • @thefallener6404
      @thefallener6404 3 года назад +4

      Dark humor is hilariously funny

    • @honeybeehols
      @honeybeehols 3 года назад

      @@alfredocastro8576 r/boneappleteeth

    • @mr.depthleviathan5425
      @mr.depthleviathan5425 3 года назад

      "Dad, what is dark humor?"
      "Beating up an orphan so hard they go cry to their mommy."
      "But they don't have a mo - ooooooohhhhh..."

  • @snipztaelien7024
    @snipztaelien7024 5 лет назад +1506

    RUclips:
    2018: you shouldn’t watch this video
    2019: R E C O M M E N D E D

    • @Seto_KaibaX
      @Seto_KaibaX 5 лет назад +7

      All because he killed Pewdiepie in Hungergames.

    • @muchcreepz
      @muchcreepz 5 лет назад +4

      Why wouldn’t this get recommended? This is the best

    • @snipztaelien7024
      @snipztaelien7024 5 лет назад +1

      Seto KaibaX lol ikr

    • @dpend
      @dpend 5 лет назад +3

      1 IQ: make video on trending topic
      10000 IQ: make video on topic for 5 yrs later

    • @zacharymohammadi
      @zacharymohammadi 5 лет назад

      Seto KaibaX you mean mega blitz?

  • @gabby_5820
    @gabby_5820 2 года назад +5

    Once a funny parody, now a nice wholesome tribute.

  • @Not_actully_fine
    @Not_actully_fine 2 года назад +200

    Dude, every time techno is mentioned these days it’s always sad. Shows how much we loved the guy

    • @Enter.Username.
      @Enter.Username. 2 года назад +7

      He was a true god. He practically carried my childhood with the other millions

    • @withered743
      @withered743 2 года назад +6

      I still love the guy

    • @UPBEATFOREVER
      @UPBEATFOREVER 2 года назад

      Everytime i hear the words "people" and "no worries" all of you are nervous breakdown sad.

    • @Arknjoyer
      @Arknjoyer 2 года назад +2

      It's also bad because people need to move on and stop spamming even on videos that have nothing to do with techno

  • @socks7550
    @socks7550 3 года назад +325

    Girl: “ is it for me?”
    Me: “We know who’s favorite”

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 года назад +7

      the youngest will always be the favorite 😒

    • @idkmypurposeman.3606
      @idkmypurposeman.3606 3 года назад

      @@vexorion6577 lies im emotionaly manipulated and verbaly abused

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 года назад +1

      @@idkmypurposeman.3606 you the youngest?

    • @idkmypurposeman.3606
      @idkmypurposeman.3606 3 года назад +1

      @@vexorion6577 y e s

    • @vexorion6577
      @vexorion6577 3 года назад +2

      @@idkmypurposeman.3606 i feel the same too and im the oldest among my siblings

  • @iliketilly8002
    @iliketilly8002 4 года назад +150

    “Technoblade, define annoying?.”
    “NERDSS”

  • @Ryan.Q
    @Ryan.Q 2 года назад +2

    i didn't realise id cry this much when it would happen

  • @OmicronGaming
    @OmicronGaming  6 лет назад +34795

    Subscribing is not a scam so you should do it neeeeerds

  • @awann_azerty
    @awann_azerty 4 года назад +548

    "alexa, how tall is mount everest"
    "WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?"
    Well. hes right, he never gone to everest so..

  • @DEGermany
    @DEGermany 3 года назад +534

    2:09 "Alexa, define annoying."
    "NEEEEEEEERRRDDDDSSSS!"
    "Example: my brother."
    That was just perfect.

  • @Jb_Kam
    @Jb_Kam Год назад +1

    It’s been months every since Technoblade passed. I always come back ATLEAST once every month, and to just think about everything he has done, all just to entertain us. I wasn’t much of an old fan, I only started watching somewhere around 2018 or 19. But no matter what, I will always respect him, and watch his videos, and always remember, that Technoblade never dies. Even if it may seem he is dead, he isn’t in other places. Our hearts, and our minds. R.I.P, The minecraft king. 😢
    👑
    🐷

  • @garyzhang7816
    @garyzhang7816 4 года назад +382

    me:spams skip ad on a 15 second ad
    also me: voluntarily watches 3 minutes of an ad

  • @_xkate6522
    @_xkate6522 4 года назад +193

    The Dad: Alexa what do you do?
    Technoblade: I play minecraft *dont tell my parents they think i have a job*

    • @_xkate6522
      @_xkate6522 4 года назад +4

      I saw this in recommend lol

    • @h_suah14
      @h_suah14 3 года назад +2

      @@_xkate6522 same lol

  • @chicx9569
    @chicx9569 6 лет назад +1311

    What a scam

    • @ethanverbeek1226
      @ethanverbeek1226 6 лет назад

      100th like

    • @toaster3334
      @toaster3334 6 лет назад

      chicasherman XDDDDDDDDD

    • @chicx9569
      @chicx9569 6 лет назад +2

      Lel subscribe to chicasherman
      Total sellout ;-;

    • @AIexKilin
      @AIexKilin 6 лет назад +3

      chicasherman you mean : WHAT A SCAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!

    • @rod880
      @rod880 6 лет назад

      chicasherman LOL

  • @RealRamenVids
    @RealRamenVids Год назад +1

    R.I.P king Technoblade was the biggest inspiration and funny and we will always remember him thanks to videos like theses and the memories he left us with

  • @Breadnanamilk
    @Breadnanamilk 2 года назад +406

    He'll really be forever missed. Rest in eternal bliss nerd.

    • @Dracheplayz
      @Dracheplayz 2 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @eldanny131
      @eldanny131 2 года назад +3

      Mhhm. Well miss you (although I wasn't a HUGE fan of him well still miss him. :(

    • @ArmyofRaikou2022
      @ArmyofRaikou2022 2 года назад

      @MrDweller Fanbase Dictator [OGISM] You are here1!1!!!!!1111!!1!!!!1