Skaven Inventions in a Nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024

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  • @Tarriff
    @Tarriff  3 года назад +481

    Warp Cannon
    (My style has changed again)

    • @chosenofkhorne2951
      @chosenofkhorne2951 3 года назад +9

      Skaven: man thing Mistaken yes yes is actually dwarf thing that coopy skaven inventions yes yes

    • @eltruck0944
      @eltruck0944 3 года назад +3

      That autolike XDDDD

    • @scroople8488
      @scroople8488 3 года назад +2

      *Warp canon

    • @theingeniousone5141
      @theingeniousone5141 3 года назад +4

      Song name?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 3 года назад +1

      Skaven look more and more similar to certain period in german history in 20th century...
      Our semi-auto rifle is crap? Copy soviet one. We don't have good mortars? Copy soviet one. We have no idea how to deal with soviet tank hordes? Hey, look at this magic tube we found in Italy after american invasion!

  • @JimRFF
    @JimRFF 3 года назад +1664

    How to be Skaven scientist:
    1) steal techno stuff from other races
    2) shove warpstone into it
    3) that's literally it you're done if you didn't blow up yet you're a scientist now congratulations

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 3 года назад +205

      * what makes Ikit Claw the BEST skaven scientist is he did that a lot, and eventually he *did* blow up when he shoved warpstone into something, but that only made him angry. lorefax

    • @DeinosCZ
      @DeinosCZ 3 года назад +88

      @@JimRFF Also the fact that practicaly all of Ikkit's inventions are things that explode or brutally kill enemies (sometimes even operator) in most spectacular way :)

    • @iniudan
      @iniudan 3 года назад +19

      @@DeinosCZ The prototype that he use himself don't explode. The production models are intentionally faulty.

    • @crowsenpai5625
      @crowsenpai5625 Год назад +20

      @@JimRFF
      “Ikit blew off claw with one of his failed inventions.”
      “Very bad, Ikit bad bad Warlock Engineer!”
      “Yes but he replaced claw with warp fire thrower!”
      “Ingenious! He kill so many more Man-things with warp fire thrower instead of claw! Ikit best best Warlock Engineer!”

    • @laatmaasquanariin3945
      @laatmaasquanariin3945 Год назад +2

      To be fair...pretty sure dwarves don't got portable miniguns

  • @BENJAMOSAURUS
    @BENJAMOSAURUS 3 года назад +830

    Fun fact, dwarfs invented and used warpfire throwers against elves during the war of the beard.
    However, even the dwarf's resistance to chaos has its limit and it was deemed too dangerous to use.
    You can have a guess on who found the blueprints and were very happy.

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 3 года назад +20

      What's your source for that bit of lore?

    • @BENJAMOSAURUS
      @BENJAMOSAURUS 3 года назад +154

      @@LordVader1094 The trilogy of books of the war of the beards called the war of Vengeance, it goes into deep details in how the factions fought eachothers.
      Other highlights include the elves summoning ocean wryms to fight for them (and earning the wrath of their own dragons in the process), dwarves digging under elven fortresses to destroy them from below and elves poisoning the dwarfs tunnels.

    • @Witch_King
      @Witch_King 3 года назад +36

      @@BENJAMOSAURUS Real Total War I believe

    • @antonikuak2740
      @antonikuak2740 3 года назад +16

      Well, actually armybook of dwarfs say that their flamethrowers are based on Skaven Warpfire Thrower :P

    • @Azraiel213
      @Azraiel213 3 года назад +89

      @@antonikuak2740 I am mashing X to doubt!
      If the army book does indeed say that, the entire writing team is going in the Dammaz Kron for daring to commit such a thing to paper! No Dwarf would copy filthy rat-tech, and even if a rogue engineer was mad enough to do so, the results would have not been accepted for centuries, if ever.

  • @malekiththeeternityking5433
    @malekiththeeternityking5433 3 года назад +527

    Imagine eating a rock and discovering a nuke.
    Why didn't Einstein, Fermi, Oppenheimer think of this

    • @ThirdMoon715
      @ThirdMoon715 3 года назад +46

      Hey Malekith please provide more elven souls please Slaanesh needs them for reasons

    • @iainballas
      @iainballas 3 года назад +17

      Because Ikit Claw has the biggest brain.

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 3 года назад +6

      Because they didn't eat (edit: enough) rocks

    • @Dudeguy24burger
      @Dudeguy24burger 3 года назад

      Based

  • @NiesamowityVaulter
    @NiesamowityVaulter 3 года назад +278

    Dumpster behind dwarven embassy is home of greatest skaven inventors.

  • @FreedomFighterEx
    @FreedomFighterEx 3 года назад +447

    Other races: I made this
    Skaven : You-you made this?
    Skaven : We-we made this.

    • @jonathanhelson5989
      @jonathanhelson5989 3 года назад +31

      *Communism Intensifies*

    • @christofferthorsson607
      @christofferthorsson607 3 года назад +39

      false, the word "we" does not exist in the skaven vocabulary.

    • @gokbay3057
      @gokbay3057 3 года назад +1

      You forgot the part where they showed warpstone into it.

    • @ringheader
      @ringheader 3 года назад +1

      Other races: oh I didn't know spoke French.

    • @Azraiel213
      @Azraiel213 3 года назад +6

      @@jonathanhelson5989 A tiny ruling elite incompetently commanding a vast, expendable underclass?
      Shit, they're far better suited to it than humans ever could be, Skaven communism confirmed! 😆

  • @Astroga159
    @Astroga159 3 года назад +214

    It's quite impressive that Skaven can make such huge leaps in technology when every half step of the progress it is sabotaged (sometimes by the inventor himself)

    • @Malisman77
      @Malisman77 3 года назад +46

      Huge amount of lab rats! Thats why. They just start gadzillion of experiments at the same time. They don't care that only 0.00001% makes a progress. Skaven life is cheap! :D

    • @Astroga159
      @Astroga159 3 года назад +37

      @@Malisman77 good point, like the monkeys on typewriters, one eventualy writes Shakespear

    • @kiryukazuma8089
      @kiryukazuma8089 Год назад +2

      They live such short lives it’s like their society is on steroids. Granted usually the smart and strong are always getting killed so it evens that out

    • @bearandthebull2372
      @bearandthebull2372 3 месяца назад

      Tbf when you have enough bodies to experiment on without care you tend to make leaps in progress.

  • @KlomvonCraft
    @KlomvonCraft 3 года назад +303

    I mean, they did invent a fair share of their own stuff, like the far-squeeker.

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 3 года назад +120

      And enough TRACTOR BEAMS to pull down a fucking moon.

    • @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133
      @delivererofdarknessshoguno1133 3 года назад +12

      And dorfs stole drakeguns

    • @bambblamb3734
      @bambblamb3734 3 года назад +42

      i think in lore they made the warp-fire throwers first then the dwarfs went "yeah that's a grudge" and made irondrakes

    • @colonelthyran7755
      @colonelthyran7755 3 года назад +37

      And an intercontinental underground train system. Pretty sure the dwarves never managed to do this.

    • @rowanhulst7474
      @rowanhulst7474 3 года назад +13

      @@bambblamb3734 thought dwarfs initially invented warpfire throwers

  • @PonchaYT
    @PonchaYT 3 года назад +200

    Reminds me when the skaven try to steal the tank in gotrek and felix.

    • @kevina4998
      @kevina4998 3 года назад +21

      I love that arc so much 😂

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 3 года назад +18

      Or Thanquols whole goose chase for the air ship.

    • @SENPAI.Popaii
      @SENPAI.Popaii 3 года назад +1

      is this some kind of anime r something? or a book?. i'd love to see animated stuff about skaven or warhammer in general. warhammer 2 really made me fall in love with this shit.

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 3 года назад +18

      @@SENPAI.Popaii Felix&Gotrek is likely the biggest book series Warhammer has in total as far as im aware.

    • @SENPAI.Popaii
      @SENPAI.Popaii 3 года назад

      @@emetanti good to know!

  • @greyboi9550
    @greyboi9550 3 года назад +84

    Dwarfs: I made this
    Skaven: I made- built this

  • @mrtan5641
    @mrtan5641 3 года назад +80

    Ikit claw: YOU GOT TO PUMP THOSE NUMBERS THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 3 года назад +2

      GreyStillPlays would be a great Skaven engineer.

  • @joaofranciscobento00
    @joaofranciscobento00 3 года назад +183

    What if Pinky and the Brain had succeed in a nutshell.

  • @theharlequin832
    @theharlequin832 3 года назад +155

    Imagine forgetting that uranium was marketed to humans as a health food then complaining about skaven eating warpstone.

    • @SirCandyMint
      @SirCandyMint 3 года назад +6

      FUCKING WHAT

    • @theharlequin832
      @theharlequin832 3 года назад +5

      @@SirCandyMint same with radium

    • @SirCandyMint
      @SirCandyMint 3 года назад +6

      @@theharlequin832
      I need the source on this

    • @shuwan4games
      @shuwan4games 3 года назад +11

      I mean it is calorie dense

    • @jesfest
      @jesfest Год назад +2

      I do remember there was an article trying to claim it was healthy, yeah. A health FOOD though? I didn't read the article, so maybe it was one and the same.

  • @Terra.Ignis1
    @Terra.Ignis1 3 года назад +84

    It's basically "3 warpstone dust snorts later".

  • @bificommander7472
    @bificommander7472 3 года назад +25

    Alternative:
    "My-my greatest, best invention is comple-" *BOOOM!*

  • @suddenlythatenderman5800
    @suddenlythatenderman5800 3 года назад +44

    TLDR: snorted warpstone lol made a gun let’s see how this shit works

  • @skootmeister3994
    @skootmeister3994 2 года назад +12

    The dynamic between the two races with machines is so fitting. The dwarves take centuries to develop certain things, because they’re so stubborn about using the tried and true methods but they also want to make sure it’s done just right. That’s quality!
    The Skaven on the other hand cobble creations together quickly and with the power of warpstone. This makes them devastating but with the side effect of malfunctioning and even exploding at the most inopportune times. That’s quantity.
    Say what you will about the Skaven, but I’ll take a Dwarven tool any day!

  • @Talon323
    @Talon323 3 года назад +78

    Do not credit the man who invented the wheel for the invention of the car.

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 3 года назад +11

    Dwarves: *Invent*
    Skaven: It's mine-mine!

  • @klapsovski8545
    @klapsovski8545 3 года назад +51

    The true question is then how many grudges Skaven have compared to Greenskins...

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 3 года назад +49

      The ultimate skaven victory is to steal something from the dwarves and trick them into blaming the greenskins for it

    • @klapsovski8545
      @klapsovski8545 3 года назад +29

      @@JimRFF Worst would be the Orcs then believing it and thinking they can use any dwarven scrap as fully functioning weapons. Imagine a Huge Warboss with a doomflayer like contraption on a stick as a chainsawclub.

    • @JimRFF
      @JimRFF 3 года назад +27

      @@klapsovski8545 the skaven start losing their shit laughing at how stupid the orc is, *but then it actually works just cuz the dum git believes it will*
      "You-you stay here, I'll go-get help!"

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri 3 года назад +20

      Steal-borrow book of grudges and problem solved

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 3 года назад +14

      @@JimRFF The someone like Ikit sees it, and next thing you know there's Skaven swinging Warpstone-based (and appropriately explosion-prone) analogs of the 40k Eviscerator...

  • @tmo_117
    @tmo_117 4 месяца назад +1

    Skaven thinking human tech is bad and outdated but after he hops in a steam tank is absolutely impressed

  • @tonyfranksland428
    @tonyfranksland428 3 года назад +25

    They can't pronounce copy right when they were dead

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari 3 года назад +6

    "When in doubt-doubt use-add more warpstone! Yes-yes!"
    Literally every Skaven -engineer- anything ever.

  • @S71xx
    @S71xx 3 года назад +9

    Warlock Engineer: "Hmmmmm, need need more warpstone yes yes."

  • @thehazardousmac820
    @thehazardousmac820 3 года назад +6

    Skaven engineer: *snorts warpstone* “ what if we-we add warpstone to dwarf-things invention-crafts and make-build our own?

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott 3 года назад +17

    They're not stealing the ideas, they're improving upon them. I mean, when was the last time a Dwarven contraption fired literal beams of lightning? Or picked off a single infantryman from the other side of a battlefield? Or detonated in an explosion big enough to tear the heart from an entire army in one blast?

    • @kiryukazuma8089
      @kiryukazuma8089 Год назад

      I wouldnt say improving, just changing. If they were improved they’d have less backsides to their use lol. The dwarves would probably blow them out of the water if they also used warpstone, but they have to stick with purely mechanical means, with some lovely runes mixed in

    • @togeluga_the_cat
      @togeluga_the_cat Год назад

      ​@@kiryukazuma8089 Drawbacks?
      you mean intended features

  • @lkcdarzadix6216
    @lkcdarzadix6216 3 года назад +5

    guess the dwarfs are gonna sue the skaven for copyright

    • @dr.squares8938
      @dr.squares8938 3 года назад +4

      Can't get me-me, I live In another undercity

  • @thenerfgunnerysgt
    @thenerfgunnerysgt 5 месяцев назад +2

    Dwarves: "You can't do that! It doesn't make any sense!"
    Skaven: "The 5 kilograms of warp-cocaine I just snorted are tell-saying I can."

  • @frankwilson628
    @frankwilson628 3 года назад +20

    What if hellblaster volley gun but warp stone and smaller?

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 3 года назад

      Good good... but, alternative... What about helstorm rocket battery instead?
      I'm guessing that it is *too* explosive and so never makes it out of a Skaven's hands, and thus has only killed Skaven.

  • @raoizawn
    @raoizawn 3 года назад +9

    Dwarfs: i make this Machine.
    Skaven: no-no We m-make this Before Y-You S-Steal our ideas

  • @alejandroelluxray5298
    @alejandroelluxray5298 4 месяца назад +1

    Doom wheel 5 seconds later: *Randomly explodes*

  • @alphanoodle1877
    @alphanoodle1877 3 года назад +4

    Dwarf-things call tech-machines made by skaven steal-stealing, but skaven-kind call it-it adapting-improving

  • @gamingrambles
    @gamingrambles Год назад +1

    Every history channel should tell stories like this

  • @mordredpendragon1235
    @mordredpendragon1235 Год назад +1

    It's so weird those rats literally have almost 40k tech

    • @novarat4089
      @novarat4089 9 месяцев назад

      and yet theyre not in 40k :( imagine the crazy shit they would have in that time period

  • @MiguelSanchezDelVillar
    @MiguelSanchezDelVillar 3 года назад +4

    In the grimdak universe of Warhammer Fantasy there is no copyright laws

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 3 года назад +1

      There *is* the Book of Grudges, but then the Skaven pretty much make a national sport of earning more entries in it anyway...

  • @pogo8050
    @pogo8050 2 года назад +2

    “I made this”
    “You made this?”
    “…. I made this”

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +5

    That's going in the book!

  • @paytonkraft7564
    @paytonkraft7564 3 года назад +1

    Dwarfs build something, skaven flex on em with a design they built.

  • @davebowman9000
    @davebowman9000 3 года назад +2

    This violation of a Registered Patent cannot be tolerated! *FETCH THE BOOK*

  • @phnexOice
    @phnexOice 3 года назад +3

    Listen, it’s not the skaven’s fault that the beard things broken stuff is so good for modification to make into far superior skaven technology, yes yes

  • @howdydobuckeroo1204
    @howdydobuckeroo1204 3 года назад +1

    My mind enjoyed the video.
    But my eyes feel great pain.

  • @adampescosolido5413
    @adampescosolido5413 2 года назад

    The skaven are more then happy to return the dwarven technology that they’ve worked on.

  • @TotallyNotJustCynical
    @TotallyNotJustCynical 2 года назад +1

    As a 40K ork player, I feel this on a spiritual level

  • @Caliif
    @Caliif 3 года назад +1

    Normal Skaven steal and rebuild stuff in an unstable version
    And then there is Ikit Claw who builds nukes and tractor beams to drop the fucking moon on some poor lizard dudes

  • @joshuahiltpold248
    @joshuahiltpold248 3 года назад +1

    huh. i didnt know they built doomflayers from crashed gyrocopters. more you know

  • @toonnoon19
    @toonnoon19 3 года назад +2

    Are you implying that the noble rat *steals*? Good day to you, sir!

  • @NoxFlex
    @NoxFlex 3 года назад +5

    Rat kids from Minecraft khow how to do the deadliest weapons

  • @gergokerekes4550
    @gergokerekes4550 3 года назад +2

    Upgrades people! Upgrades!

  • @syringe_half_full4878
    @syringe_half_full4878 3 года назад

    one dwarve's trash is another skaven's doomwheel

  • @CallanElliott
    @CallanElliott 3 года назад +1

    The tweening in this makes it feel like a fucking trip...

  • @Scarletraven87
    @Scarletraven87 2 года назад

    I .... I might have considered using an Imperial Mortar to make my own Plague Catapult

  • @talawolf3245
    @talawolf3245 3 года назад

    One man things trash is another skaven treasure

  • @drdyno9345
    @drdyno9345 3 года назад +4

    Yes-yes great skaven inventions!

  • @yesterdaymoon5072
    @yesterdaymoon5072 6 месяцев назад

    “Doom wheel go vroom vroom”ahahahhahahahahahahaaha

  • @eviem5658
    @eviem5658 3 года назад +1

    To be fair to the Skaven, it's not like the Dwarves don't steal back. The Drakegun was developed after (and likely based on) the warpfire thrower.

    • @scroople8488
      @scroople8488 3 года назад

      Other way round, the dwarfs invented the drake gun to kill monstrosities in the tunnels and the skaven copied ( or at least that’s what I think)

    • @eviem5658
      @eviem5658 3 года назад +2

      @@scroople8488 You're right in that they invented the drake gun to kill monstrosities in the tunnels, but the Skaven already had Warpfire Throwers at that point and were using them against the Dwarves.

    • @scroople8488
      @scroople8488 3 года назад +2

      @@eviem5658 I’ll take your word for that lol

  • @ANDREALEONE95
    @ANDREALEONE95 3 года назад +1

    Skaven are just Orks on Warpstone.

  • @kiryukazuma8089
    @kiryukazuma8089 Год назад

    I imagine some engineer is on the border of just reinventing the ratling gun… the beardling gun

  • @emperordavis3051
    @emperordavis3051 3 года назад

    They got Nukes too lol

  • @82MPN
    @82MPN 3 года назад

    Warpstone "snort" "snort"

  • @KikogamerJ2
    @KikogamerJ2 3 года назад

    For the gods of chaos

  • @ThirdMoon715
    @ThirdMoon715 3 года назад

    Only good use of a dwarf is to make matresses and cloaks out of their beards

  • @deutscherhanfverbandfan879
    @deutscherhanfverbandfan879 3 года назад

    i expected a LOT more explosions tbh

  • @michalgajdusek2228
    @michalgajdusek2228 3 года назад

    This is going to the book

  • @calebbarnhouse496
    @calebbarnhouse496 3 года назад

    it should be noted that the dwarfs didn't invent gyros to kill dragons, they already had many good methods of killing them, they invented them to from watching dragons, for rapid communication

  • @ElCalvazo
    @ElCalvazo 2 года назад

    The song is fucking lit

  • @settekwan2708
    @settekwan2708 3 года назад

    I like how there are more dwarf inventions in a video about Skaven inventions

  • @wolffrdu6463
    @wolffrdu6463 3 года назад

    they go in the book

  • @leonst.7471
    @leonst.7471 3 года назад +1

    Skaven are dope like my rope

  • @CommanderBohn
    @CommanderBohn 3 года назад

    5/10. Not enough explosions and dead Skaven Slaves.

  • @Cifer77
    @Cifer77 3 года назад +2

    How to make video about Skaven inventions: Make a video that's mostly about Dwarven inventions lol

  • @thedread2597
    @thedread2597 3 года назад

    Skaven engineering best engineering

  • @not-skaven
    @not-skaven 3 года назад +5

    Wait then where come from the nuke?

    • @Tespri
      @Tespri 3 года назад +4

      Lot of warpdust being snorted

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 3 года назад +1

      @@Tespri Ikit's blood is probably half warpstone by now.

  • @Korrupted_dust
    @Korrupted_dust 3 года назад

    I don’t even know what this is why am I here

  • @defrte
    @defrte 3 года назад

    Thanks, Steve Jobs.

  • @captainhindsight6994
    @captainhindsight6994 3 года назад

    0/10 not enough skaven slaves being warp fired lol.

  • @thegasmaskwarrior341
    @thegasmaskwarrior341 3 года назад

    Why make your own stuff when you can steal that stuff

  • @etitsmo7603
    @etitsmo7603 3 года назад

    This is canon yes-yes

  • @mr_girr3488
    @mr_girr3488 3 года назад

    Thats not to say that they didnt make their own stuff, such as the rattling gun. But skaven see no issue in stealing a design and then making it better with rat-science

  • @level98bearhuntingarmor
    @level98bearhuntingarmor 3 года назад +3

    I know that I am going to be assassinated in the comment section about this but I'm not a huge fan of the whole skaven technosprcery thing

    • @broadbandislife
      @broadbandislife 3 года назад +2

      Philistine.

    • @bificommander7472
      @bificommander7472 3 года назад +2

      Ikit Claw would like to know your location.
      Nothing too precise needed, your general neighborhood will do.

    • @camille_leon
      @camille_leon 3 года назад +3

      eshin contract approved

  • @GreatgoatonFire
    @GreatgoatonFire 3 года назад

    Be Rat, Do Crimes.

  • @kingthesim3810
    @kingthesim3810 2 года назад

    Skavens are truly the greatest. It's the other nations that stand in the way of progress and enlightenment

  • @MrDVolk
    @MrDVolk 3 года назад

    Tarriff should join Games Workshop writers. I'd feel empty if this is not the canon.

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 3 года назад

    Such festive music! 💃🕺🎼🎶

  • @Floris_VI
    @Floris_VI 3 года назад

    These shorts are the epitomy of what the warhammer community is XD

  • @AgirPL
    @AgirPL 3 года назад

    Lets show them Beastmen dlc its our only hope.

  • @omnikin7082
    @omnikin7082 3 года назад

    Me very big brain yes-yes

  • @DeinosCZ
    @DeinosCZ 3 года назад

    Yea that is 100% lore accurate how MOST of skaven invention work.
    They observe how other LESSER races tinker and then they IMPROVE those invention to make them better :)

  • @derpfestorderpderpness274
    @derpfestorderpderpness274 Год назад

    Its not plagiarism, it's oppor-tu-nity.

  • @TzarTzarevich777
    @TzarTzarevich777 Год назад

    The (true) Chinese Aliexpress dudes. (I meant the Skavens)

  • @imheretojest2826
    @imheretojest2826 3 года назад

    What's the name of the music?

  • @Patron-bo5jg
    @Patron-bo5jg 3 года назад

    What’s the name of the music that’s used in the video?

  • @kamakalakakoa7771
    @kamakalakakoa7771 3 года назад

    Song?

  • @thelotusking9901
    @thelotusking9901 3 года назад

    Who made the dragon though?

  • @metalSLIME313
    @metalSLIME313 3 года назад

    can someone tell me the name of the song please?

  • @thrall6647
    @thrall6647 3 года назад

    Greetings!
    Preiss algorithm gods!
    But can they gun to greenskin uses? Like realy big one?

  • @youngarchaeotech189
    @youngarchaeotech189 3 года назад +1

    Dwarf-thing invention to kill-slay dragon is stupid! I I do better. I build-make weapon to destroy dwarf-thing. I am better scientist-creator, yes yes.

  • @sloth3736
    @sloth3736 3 года назад

    Oh shit I'm 6 hours late

  • @cliffhanger4945
    @cliffhanger4945 3 года назад

    ah, reverse engineering as it's finest...

  • @zeldiste5980
    @zeldiste5980 3 года назад

    Our technologie-science is best-better ! Yes-yes !

  • @resdyne9590
    @resdyne9590 3 года назад

    Bruh