Ep 346 - Operation W.O.K.E.

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  • Опубликовано: 17 май 2024
  • Ari Shaffir, Joe Derosa, and Francis Ellis join the cast.
    Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod
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    00:00:00 - Introduction
    00:00:38 - Let the cast commence
    00:03:30 - The Skiiiiiz
    00:07:00 - No helmets only blue jeans
    00:14:00 - Francis is picky
    00:22:00 - Talkin' Tobacco
    00:26:00 - Ari's Secret is safe
    00:29:00 - Intermission
    00:29:30 - We back (latinx cis-gender mijas)
    00:35:00 - The coolest thing you can do (Joe Derosa hops in)
    00:43:00 - Shouldn't have been in that shopping center then / Whore talk
    00:47:00 - Ari Mutombo
    00:50:00 - Which jocks get the most tail / The city of Philadelphia
    01:00:00 - How would you save the world?
    01:14:00 - Ari's dick and Francis' Pubes
    01:20:00 - Luh on the Spectrum (feat. Shane)
    01:22:00 - Cinco di Drinko / This is the best podcast of my life
    01:36:00 - That bitch Joy / Real talk - No cap
    01:40:30 - Francis met Indiana Jones and almost kissed the Princess of Jordan
    01:49:30 - Food Fight (Look at the links in description)
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  • @MoonDevoured
    @MoonDevoured 5 месяцев назад +63

    dude Francis was on fire. really the MVP in this episode especially with Shane's rebounds

  • @theironemald8779
    @theironemald8779 2 года назад +197

    "Dude you're hammered"
    "HUH"
    I love this

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 3 года назад +1072

    Shane: "The names of your sandwiches are gay."
    Joe: "I don't use gay as an adjective like that, dude."
    Shane: "That's pretty gay."

  • @arishaffir
    @arishaffir 3 года назад +851

    Why'd you leave your giranium, Matt? That's a slap in the face.

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 3 года назад +69

      Damn. No ones acknowledged this comment. Matt, what a monster.

    • @WHDRWN
      @WHDRWN 2 года назад +78

      the rolling stone gathers no moss

    • @matguerra333
      @matguerra333 2 года назад +4

      It is, I have it. #tfatk sucks weenus

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 2 года назад +82

      Geranium. I lost the '94 state wide spelling bee for 4th graders on this very word. Thanks for the memory unlock

    • @SomethingGamecatAdjacent
      @SomethingGamecatAdjacent 2 года назад +20

      @@jsp7218 let's reminisce today

  • @bradybumpus9156
    @bradybumpus9156 3 года назад +375

    Telescope his spine is the most underrated line in this pod

    • @ivanaquino9661
      @ivanaquino9661 3 года назад +4

      Lol true

    • @smoothmovez
      @smoothmovez 3 года назад +13

      it really is, was listening to the cast while driving. had me howlin

    • @BadGoyz4Life
      @BadGoyz4Life 3 года назад +13

      First time I've heard that and he's so calm and casual, he really thinks about this a lot

    • @tr702
      @tr702 2 года назад +3

      Gargoyle style.

    • @dr3693
      @dr3693 Год назад +2

      dude i’m fucking crying

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 3 года назад +483

    I hope Shane does that Love on the Spectrum skit for Gilly & Keeves

    • @BuffaloBack
      @BuffaloBack 3 года назад +39

      That or a joe DeRosa sandwich commercial

    • @robsp7626
      @robsp7626 2 года назад +6

      Love on the McCusker

    • @mynamesjeff347
      @mynamesjeff347 2 года назад +2

      Tommy will be the star of that skit

    • @jackb8598
      @jackb8598 2 года назад +3

      He should go on love on the spectrum as a contestant he looks like that one boy Michael who shal be his ladies king someday.

    • @kevinyountrevzupak8686
      @kevinyountrevzupak8686 Год назад +2

      That would fuck

  • @BrandonP43
    @BrandonP43 Год назад +76

    best thing Francis said was "if theres one thing GTA taught me it's that you can kill them and no stars appear"

    • @MilesShirley-bz2pz
      @MilesShirley-bz2pz 4 месяца назад +4

      Really hate that no one laughed at that

    • @evangelionl0vr857
      @evangelionl0vr857 2 месяца назад

      Timestamp? I think I missed it if it was during the hooker talk in the beginning.

  • @evil3570
    @evil3570 9 месяцев назад +30

    Rewatching this ep, DeRosa is on fire 🤣🤣 get the goat back please

    • @joshmartinez3311
      @joshmartinez3311 5 месяцев назад +1

      Especially now since he was with the tranny at Skankfest💀💀💀💀

    • @HasanPikerIsADouche
      @HasanPikerIsADouche 5 месяцев назад +1

      He's too busy blowing TRNYs

  • @ilikemyowncomments9065
    @ilikemyowncomments9065 2 года назад +107

    I've revisited this episode a number of times. One of my favorites.
    When Francis says he's going to flying squirrel off a balcony and crumple a mass shooter makes me crack up everytime. 1:01:57

    • @antonenb
      @antonenb 2 года назад +7

      Shane's hero story after actually made me LOL hard

    • @meganklobchar7014
      @meganklobchar7014 8 месяцев назад +3

      Me too. I think Nick Mullen and Adam took the number one spot though. That's the funniest episode to date.. but this one is definitely number 2. It's really rare for this many people can be together and it be this good. Usually it's unwatchable people screaming over EACH other the whole time.

    • @Secretdawg925
      @Secretdawg925 3 месяца назад

      Francis is the man

  • @kayotebw3295
    @kayotebw3295 3 года назад +152

    Shane flexing and giggling to himself was by far the best part of this

    • @Him__Downstairs
      @Him__Downstairs Год назад +2

      timestamp please. i was only listening not watching....

    • @lbleachfanl
      @lbleachfanl Год назад +1

      It was hilarious 😂

  • @MattAcrylic
    @MattAcrylic 3 года назад +69

    this set is triggering years of PTSD from a childhood of visiting Italian relatives in Corona, Queens. i can smell this video.

  • @mattdrummond3552
    @mattdrummond3552 3 года назад +137

    I love Matt. Funniest guy there and also the nicest guy there

  • @patmowing
    @patmowing 3 года назад +193

    joe derosa literally attacks all my favorite podcasts on a rotational basis, its an attack

    • @amellowblue
      @amellowblue Год назад +22

      He's insufferable lol. Horrible vibes

    • @brandonpaul3985
      @brandonpaul3985 Год назад +7

      @@amellowblue He just needs to quit drinking.

    • @juwebles4352
      @juwebles4352 Год назад +5

      @@amellowblue What language is your name in? Georgian?

    • @fallenstudent1103
      @fallenstudent1103 Год назад +22

      ​@@amellowblueHe's literally the best heel on all these podcasts.

    • @RedBernie
      @RedBernie Год назад +1

      Lmao for real and I love it, 3 more weeks babe

  • @Matt-pc5cd
    @Matt-pc5cd 3 года назад +111

    If Derosa broke into Francis parents house to steal something there's a good chance he'd find some Egyptian artifacts that Francis's ancestors plundered around the turn of the century. Great-great-grampa Ellis almost definitely cut off some hands in the congo too. That line is rich and sinister all the way back.

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 2 года назад +16

      A little wordy but great comment

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад +8

      Yo this is fucking hilarious. Reminds me of Colin Quinn

    • @evergreenrider
      @evergreenrider 2 года назад +7

      It's so very peculiar he galavants around with common folk.

    • @brandonpaul3985
      @brandonpaul3985 Год назад +3

      @@evergreenrider He just wants to be liked by the average Joe and I have sypmpathy for it after meeting other people from similar families that don't want that tie to be what they are judged on lol .

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 2 года назад +58

    I love coming back to episodes where I've forgotten what they talk about so I can laugh as hard again as I did before 🤣

    • @HezzyEastside
      @HezzyEastside 10 месяцев назад +2

      Just relistened to this pod today 😂😂

  • @user-bo1gf7bg8v
    @user-bo1gf7bg8v 7 месяцев назад +9

    This is a beautiful classic piece of art, Shane always is talking about how artistic he is. Hopefully in a few years I’ll be watching this at the Smithsonian

  • @outtrigger
    @outtrigger 3 года назад +70

    This is the golden age of MSSP

    • @charwest5892
      @charwest5892 3 года назад +7

      I feel like I just sat in on a meeting of the dons in their grandmothers italian joint

  • @ronaldofinkmullen356
    @ronaldofinkmullen356 3 года назад +43

    I like that one of the timestamps tells you there’s timestamps in the description. A certain producer had a few too many tokes

  • @effieborchert985
    @effieborchert985 6 месяцев назад +3

    It's fun rewatching this gem after hearing about DeRosas antics at SF. The warm-up the rowing team joke was almost prophetic...

  • @Ryan-xw7dx
    @Ryan-xw7dx 3 года назад +485

    No one likes laughing at a joe derosa joke more than joe derosa

    • @par1sh423
      @par1sh423 3 года назад +32

      at least he's got a great laugh

    • @Ryan-xw7dx
      @Ryan-xw7dx 3 года назад +103

      @@par1sh423 alright, joe

    • @EastboundAndDowns
      @EastboundAndDowns 3 года назад +51

      He does it to cover the silence.

    • @jasonblankenship6412
      @jasonblankenship6412 3 года назад +17

      In fact he's often the only one laughing at a Joe DeRosa joke

    • @RsFrag3d
      @RsFrag3d 3 года назад +13

      @@jasonblankenship6412 ya thats what hes saying

  • @Sky-ld4vi
    @Sky-ld4vi 3 года назад +70

    Francis absolutely stomped this one

  • @willkretz1571
    @willkretz1571 3 года назад +23

    1:03:40. Matt- "This is mah motha fuckin mic on mah motha fuckin show, have fun being ambient noise Derosa."

  • @screamdreamer9085
    @screamdreamer9085 2 года назад +13

    Matt : “Are you ready to face your worst tattoo?” Talking about those old Marine commercials

    • @CharlieL292
      @CharlieL292 7 месяцев назад +1

      Classic line 👌

  • @Bigmoose-uw3mr
    @Bigmoose-uw3mr 3 года назад +208

    2 minutes in and Matt’s on fire

    • @joeblow1006
      @joeblow1006 3 года назад +9

      HE’S ON FIRE

    • @humanindica962
      @humanindica962 3 года назад +31

      And then Joe comes on a ruins the flow. He doesn't say much after it.

    • @BTLM1917
      @BTLM1917 3 года назад +3

      Dudes rock 🪨

    • @dudeman9119
      @dudeman9119 3 года назад +1

      What's changed? Lol

    • @PuertoRicanStanley
      @PuertoRicanStanley 3 года назад +7

      @@joeblow1006 Boom Shaka laka!

  • @BeerDad69
    @BeerDad69 3 года назад +39

    God bless Matthew for dropping big Boulder and Jack Frost. Love that guy

  • @michaelcoonts1571
    @michaelcoonts1571 3 года назад +33

    All these edit calls and nothing was edited. Love the debauchery!

  • @Thaddius0
    @Thaddius0 2 года назад +40

    Gilly and Keeves should do that active shooter sketch where Shane is stealthily vulturing their corpses for salty snacks

  • @AndySalinger33
    @AndySalinger33 Год назад +4

    20:19 “…it’s like a tick that attaches to your Civic”. 😂😂 SG rules.

  • @j0sh707
    @j0sh707 3 года назад +34

    I was catching up on old paytch EPs, and this bad boy pops up! What up DAWGZ!?

  • @howwedoing9773
    @howwedoing9773 3 года назад +25

    This one of the casts that are just way funnier to watch

  • @babyBELUGAr
    @babyBELUGAr 2 года назад +4

    It's so cool that Jeff Goldblums character from Jurassic Park showed up for a minute

  • @tartarshoes
    @tartarshoes 3 года назад +15

    Best episode in a while. I’ll have to listen to this again soon when I forget what they talked about. Most definitely have Ari and Francis back on!!

  • @AaronxATL
    @AaronxATL 3 года назад +54

    Who let the dawgs out? Ari, Shane and Joe? That’s the Cerberus of self destroying comedy. Let’s gooo.

    • @slidethedoss239
      @slidethedoss239 3 года назад +1

      Rogies getting the doss...

    • @charwest5892
      @charwest5892 3 года назад +2

      Francis holds his own too, its well balanced

    • @MrAs2114eva
      @MrAs2114eva 3 года назад +14

      Derosa is terrible

    • @carlchilders1050
      @carlchilders1050 3 года назад +5

      @@MrAs2114eva you ought not talk that away you just a tard

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 года назад +1

      What do you know about Tower 7. *Waterboarding ensue*

  • @ryanbickel3656
    @ryanbickel3656 2 года назад +6

    love how they're constantly asking to cut parts out but leave everything in full sequence

  • @raceboyboy
    @raceboyboy 3 года назад +56

    I get so pumped when I hear the intro music

    • @headdog
      @headdog 3 года назад +9

      Wiki-wiki-wild-wild!

    • @dholley51492
      @dholley51492 3 года назад +10

      It's the hug for me.

    • @edgaracuna2693
      @edgaracuna2693 3 года назад +4

      The wawa west

    • @ClintEatswood
      @ClintEatswood 3 года назад +2

      @@dholley51492 its the litty rollerblader turning in to a drawing for me

  • @jibba1681
    @jibba1681 3 года назад +83

    Derosa stealing Matt’s mike as soon as he sat down. Shane loves making fun of him 😂

    • @resmarted
      @resmarted 3 года назад +19

      As soon as I saw he was on this ep I was thinking "PLEASE Shane roast the fuck out of him" I knew he would pull through.

  • @austinkuipers6087
    @austinkuipers6087 2 года назад +3

    This exact configuration of guests could be a monthly thing. Complete with drunk Joe. What a good episode.

  • @resmarted
    @resmarted 3 года назад +97

    I can't trust this Maine dude after hearing he went to Harvard to join the CIA. Then he hyped up the DMV, said it wasn't a bit, and recommended everyone get their "Real ID". Grew up eating with princesses and plants trees with Harrison Ford?

  • @meganklobchar7014
    @meganklobchar7014 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ari was pretty funny on here.. 🤣 i love that they didn't talk over each other. One of my favorite episodes

  • @mwj9433
    @mwj9433 2 года назад +8

    This might be the best episode of any podcast ever. I'm fucking dying over here lololol

  • @jgiancaspro88
    @jgiancaspro88 3 года назад +9

    Joe "I'm not being funny, I'm serious" DeRosa

  • @ZzF4RtKn0cKeRzZ
    @ZzF4RtKn0cKeRzZ 3 года назад +29

    The green room looks like my family camper from the early 90s..I feel like I can smell the room but the amount of drugs done there has to dilute the rotten wood an soaked in cloth stench

  • @Duhbreh
    @Duhbreh Год назад +8

    Me and Matt are the only ones belly laughing at Shane’s fantasy 1:03:47 😂😂🥲

  • @Jake-yz5qm
    @Jake-yz5qm 3 года назад +16

    1:12:20 Matt’s the man.

  • @MrRussellharmon10
    @MrRussellharmon10 3 года назад +5

    can't wait to take this journey with y'all

  • @Max-zr7hr
    @Max-zr7hr 2 года назад +2

    honestly the opening cut for this show is always goated

  • @MattssonTheMan
    @MattssonTheMan 3 года назад +4

    Might be one of the best ones yet!

  • @justin12537
    @justin12537 3 года назад +9

    Best podcast I've ever seen.

  • @johns5263
    @johns5263 2 года назад +4

    They stop selling drinks after 1.
    Shane “ YOU GOT CUTT OFF” lol

  • @qwerty722
    @qwerty722 3 года назад +11

    Francis seems like a Francis

  • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
    @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 3 года назад +8

    22:36 Shane's getting hammered lmao

  • @mattbeilewech3517
    @mattbeilewech3517 Год назад +7

    For his ancestors, Joe got back at Ari at the end.

  • @John7per
    @John7per 3 года назад +4

    One of the best EPs in a while

  • @slayo710
    @slayo710 Год назад +2

    Killer group of dudes. Loved every minute!

  • @IHJello
    @IHJello 3 года назад +38

    "I thought we roast here?"
    "No this is a chill cast, so where you from?"
    "Maine"
    Room laughs at him

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 2 года назад +2

      Thoughts of weirdo characters from Stephen King books came to mind.

  • @JustinTimeAnderson
    @JustinTimeAnderson 3 года назад +12

    A gram joint was the biggest he'd seen.

  • @jaymann8429
    @jaymann8429 Год назад +5

    i never really got francis at all but he really won me over in this episode... and also shanes fake hero story of the loud black guys at the table might have been the hardest i laughed in years

    • @markw110
      @markw110 6 месяцев назад

      Despite his background seems like a quirky but suprisingly level headed guy.

  • @trevordrexler5652
    @trevordrexler5652 11 месяцев назад +5

    Francis trying to kiss Arabian Royalty and being told he might be killed is so god damn funny

  • @downstateradv
    @downstateradv 2 года назад +1

    The fucking intro for this pod kills me every time. The bro on the blades and the music is too much. Quickly becoming one of my favorite pods. Nice work gents.

  • @shockerjoe
    @shockerjoe Год назад +2

    "hwhy? Is Maine replete with read heads?" - Francis old Money Ellis

  • @sfirefighter603
    @sfirefighter603 3 года назад +4

    56:00 Joe jumps like a spaz. Lol 😂

  • @mvdaking
    @mvdaking 3 года назад +9

    Greatest cast ever 🔥🔥🔥🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿 tied w the birth of war mode

    • @steveh.7268
      @steveh.7268 3 года назад +2

      Which one is the birth of war mode?

    • @jsp7218
      @jsp7218 2 года назад

      Woooooo

  • @TDotTYOPod
    @TDotTYOPod 2 года назад +1

    I could listen to this all day.

  • @zg9445
    @zg9445 7 месяцев назад +2

    Am I the idiot for liking Ari’s “Anwar Sadork” line? 😂

  • @vich3359
    @vich3359 3 года назад +7

    "We should probably wrap this thing"... 50 mins later lol Hail Paimon🙏

  • @empowermph
    @empowermph 3 года назад +39

    bring spud to new york, he'll hit different
    matt just wants a nice book and a nap

  • @adinballas5446
    @adinballas5446 Месяц назад

    29:00 that’s too good lol
    Shane: “can we pause this?”
    Matt: “and watch Kim possible?”

  • @Nunya7211
    @Nunya7211 Год назад +3

    When they were talking about Owen Wilson committing suicide Matt said Wedding Crashers must have been too dark of a role for him 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Charlie-jc5rz
    @Charlie-jc5rz 2 года назад +7

    1:08:50 Shane with the Neil Young impression

    • @Asaspades01
      @Asaspades01 3 месяца назад

      God damn. I've been looking for this clip for a minute😂

    • @GlassPiffJar
      @GlassPiffJar 2 месяца назад

      One of the hardest i’ve ever laughed in my life

  • @littlemac844
    @littlemac844 3 года назад +1

    I've been waiting all week for this!!!! Hell yeah!!!!

  • @lazylion420
    @lazylion420 3 года назад +4

    best episode of Cheers I ever saw

  • @MurphmanCometh
    @MurphmanCometh 2 года назад +4

    This podcast reminds me of those rare episodes of O&A where CK, O'Neal and Burr would just play doubles with Norton and the boys

  • @Ghastly_Grinner
    @Ghastly_Grinner 3 года назад +25

    I Love that Shane almost got into it over the myth that cops are just attacking black people 😂

  • @erickane8163
    @erickane8163 Год назад +2

    1:27:42 "the jew" with a quick stare really flashbanged the fuck out of Ari

  • @Mappy8899
    @Mappy8899 8 месяцев назад

    Derosa and Shane together is always good 👍

  • @BTLM1917
    @BTLM1917 3 года назад +14

    Dudes rock 🪨🎸👌😎💪

  • @cabin_fever
    @cabin_fever 3 года назад +4

    left to right is like a nose chart

  • @Zzzzzznaz
    @Zzzzzznaz 9 месяцев назад +1

    I knew what Shane was thinking when ari said “not many black rowers”

  • @ThedeadlyOG
    @ThedeadlyOG 3 года назад +5

    Is it just me or are the dawgs growing in numbers...?

  • @wyattrussell7496
    @wyattrussell7496 3 года назад +17

    Bottom rung football helmet Shane Gillis is stuck in my head now.

  • @laurafromga5875
    @laurafromga5875 3 года назад +4

    I'm looking forward to this!

  • @paxtonwhite7081
    @paxtonwhite7081 Год назад

    Best ending of a podcast @joederosa is the anchor/closer and the crowd goes wild!

  • @maxnichols6753
    @maxnichols6753 3 года назад

    this is perfect, i love yall so much

  • @skateskeleton
    @skateskeleton 3 года назад +3

    matts the life of the party

  • @wyattearp585
    @wyattearp585 3 года назад +22

    Hope everyone had a good Cinco De May-O with their 'skis.

  • @TristanSmart
    @TristanSmart 3 года назад +2

    Hell, yeah, Dude. Great group.

  • @BigBagg69
    @BigBagg69 Год назад +1

    I'm back for a repeat a year later. God bless the dawgs.

  • @squeezablejam
    @squeezablejam 3 года назад +10

    I literally go YES! Out loud when I get this notification

  • @jacknasty5832
    @jacknasty5832 2 года назад +21

    Ari is always 10 steps ahead..
    40:17 Plan in motion
    1:31:55 Plan is executed

    • @iaminvisible2889
      @iaminvisible2889 Год назад +2

      Can't wait to see what it is and than wait for it play out now 😂😂.... Keep checking the time waiting for 40:17 thanks dawg

  • @forgebreaker7752
    @forgebreaker7752 8 месяцев назад

    Frank's hidden talent is Australian accents

  • @infinite9100
    @infinite9100 9 месяцев назад +1

    22:43 Shane thinking twice about bringing up black on black crime is one of the most HILARIOUS moments on this podcast 😂😂😂

  • @jsp7218
    @jsp7218 3 года назад +6

    The odd yellow thumbnail picture is growing on me. Shout out to the Dawgz

    • @CH-ml4rz
      @CH-ml4rz 3 года назад +2

      Very visible and nothing else I’m subbed to looks like it.

  • @given0fox968
    @given0fox968 3 года назад +13

    1:47:59 Matt crushed on this episode, and this really made me laugh for some reason. Great ep Shrek 1

  • @KingDomsKingdom85
    @KingDomsKingdom85 3 года назад +2

    Phenomenal episode guys, you comedians are all very funny... and that sandwich dude was there too i guess.

  • @WRG-bh8bz
    @WRG-bh8bz Год назад

    This is a great episode. One of the best

  • @treybrown3798
    @treybrown3798 3 года назад +10

    If you close your eyes, it sounds like Adam. Francis Friedland

  • @1der607
    @1der607 3 года назад +7

    Put Matt at a table with any comedian in the world, and he will steal the show. Shane obviously as well. Thank you boys!

  • @charlest5604
    @charlest5604 2 года назад +2

    Matt looks like the kinda guy that would box a kangaroo if he was drunk enough

  • @Michael-gq9we
    @Michael-gq9we Год назад

    This podcast was gold

  • @kingyeti6336
    @kingyeti6336 3 года назад +11

    Can’t believe y’all would disrespect someone’s nans house like that!! Check out the prison phone on the wall!!

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 2 года назад

      “Prison phone”? Every home had one of those on the wall only thirty years ago.