You get four mins on normal once alarm sounds. It takes 10 secs to find office, 30 secs to find computer 1 to hack it and 1to drive. Plenty of time. I've done it plenty of times to just farm cards.@@evki8612
@@upbtvo2585 loud saw and Stockholm syndrome basic and it becomes of of the easiest stealth heists, get one of the guards to come outside (because you broke a camera out there) then ecm rush like normal. If you have loud saw and Stockholm you can keep civvies down as long as you use the loud saw in air every minute or so. Then for the gensec guards, kill one, ecm and kill the other and pagers become managable.
Bubbanator just stands there looking at his shoes while every single guard mysteriously falls to their deaths. What a villain. And then he says "Fuck it" million times.
We were all at this point once. I remember when I first got Payday 2 the first heist I tried was Shadow Raid at level 0. I kept shooting the guards when they would inevitably see me (I was bad at stealthing) and couldn't understand why I kept failing the mission. I couldn't comprehend that I needed a silencer on my gun, and that I should do Loud heists first to get enough cash to purchase a silencer. After 10 tries (I kid you not, I did this like 10 times over thinking it would turn out differently) I angrily closed the game, thought Payday 2 was the dumbest thing in the world, and vowed never to come back to it. 780 hours later I'm Infamy 25 working on my Death Sentence achievements. Don't get me wrong it is funny to look back every now and again and see how bad beginners can be, but let's not forget that we were all "_________________ (10)" at some point P.S. If you're reading this ________________, hit me up let's do some heisting
I'll sometimes go into normal difficulty lobbies and speedrun levels for newbies without saying a word. They often manage to screw up before I even get truly started.
6:05 not only didnt he realize he got to park it inside the container, his friend also bumped into him and fcked them all over. Also 9:37 is great. Its like he is in the real world fighting a loud heist, while everyone else is stuck in the alternate reality stealth world, where everyone is safe.
Those guys: Id find this easier if, for example, there was a guy casually called Bain giving us instructions about what to do, but im afraid thats just a myth
Nobody: This guy: how do we do it stealthy how do we do it stealthy how do we do it stealthy how do we do it stealthy how do we do it stealthy how do we do it stealthy
8:568:58 that there they just happened to me the other day and a Payday 2 game none of my grenades or explosives would blow up and the guards and citizens weren't really responding but it didn't drop me from the game or freeze or anyting it kept going and I think it eventually fixed itself and started working normal again
I've only just starting playing PD2 after owning the game for a while when it went free for a few days. I can confirm this has been most of my games so far. Although I have began moving up onto hard mode which isn't quite as bad.
5:05 yea, that describes normal difficulty in a nutshell 🤣😂😭🤷♂️💯🎯 he asked if it was stealth & then proceeded to alert everyone on the map almost immediately 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭
any experienced payday 2 player : "bruh, car shop is too easy, don't play this there's no challenge" newbie payday 2 player : "car shop... is... A NIGHTMARE !" *ragequit*
You always love it when you load into car shop and already hear unsilenced gunshots and see the point of no return ticking down as well as the wrong computer being hacked and people being unable to figure out how to get into a car, let alone drive it.
i didnt notice that normal mode has 4 minutes until point of no return, u can just get the name quickly and do the hack and u dont need to rush it that much if u get detected after hacking. i spent more time than i shouldve done while doing a death sentence run. took me a while to get it done but felt worth it the first time i did it. theres only one or so minutes on death sentence.
Omfg on this map I called out the IT person from the manager's office, then someone put question marks in chat and hacked a random computer... 3 times in a row. The host didn't realise that cops get called if you hack the wrong computer too so I had to spend about 30s waiting every time too
Payday 2 needs to make it more obvious which heists noobs should play. The tutorial missions and story-line missions are not nearly as obvious as they should be for level 0 accounts.
Before the power creep went up, normal was a good introductive difficulty with the game then ramping up in enemy variety up to overkill which is the intended way of playing. Game's definitely not intended to be played again and again on normal and even moreso as perk decks came into the picture.
I’ve only played PayDay for less than a week and I’m already getting into the mayhem difficulty. I play normal when it’s my first time doing a heist or if I just wanna mess around
OMG this is so true, I feel this, and it makes me mad DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE PUBLIC LOBBIED MURKY STATION AND SOME LEVEL 10 COMES ALONG AND GOES LOUD, THEN LEAVES BECAUSE IT'S "TOO HARD"
The sad part is that i cant make fun of the car shop, I basically dis the same thing for a HOUR straight with my friend, it felt like a blessing when we finished it on normal
It's even more funny when you realize that on normal difficulty, carshop only has 5 guards and at least 1 of them will always stay outside.
You don't even need to stealth it on normal you have more than enough time to complete it loud.
Last GameCube the hack takes a while, I don’t think it would be enough time for the whole heist to be done loud
You get four mins on normal once alarm sounds. It takes 10 secs to find office, 30 secs to find computer 1 to hack it and 1to drive. Plenty of time. I've done it plenty of times to just farm cards.@@evki8612
Alright just tested it you can do this solo loud up to Overkill. Finished Very Hard with 2 seconds left.
@@evki8612 "Done in 240 seconds". Does this remind you about something?
Player: "Ok, it's only normal, we can do easily stealth"
The other players: _so, anyway, i started blasting_
car shop is so easy you can do it solo no skills on ds with one body bag without a hitch
Why would you stealth on normal? Actually who tf even plays normal.
@@frazza5503 from when I started, I instantly stealthed jewelry mayhem
@@kddreadlord5532 real
@@thomasdavid9049 yes, after watching tons of tutorials
This why u do stealth by your self or in a party with people
Ethan Johnson yeah that too
bruh theyre new players what you expecting
but go bank is impossible to solo if you're unlucky!
@@upbtvo2585 loud saw and Stockholm syndrome basic and it becomes of of the easiest stealth heists, get one of the guards to come outside (because you broke a camera out there) then ecm rush like normal. If you have loud saw and Stockholm you can keep civvies down as long as you use the loud saw in air every minute or so. Then for the gensec guards, kill one, ecm and kill the other and pagers become managable.
Jotaro remember when you fucked up DIO
Bubbanator just stands there looking at his shoes while every single guard mysteriously falls to their deaths. What a villain. And then he says "Fuck it" million times.
4:51 why you gotta spoil us like that dude
*Iron Man left*
I am inevitable
But he returned not long later! There is still a chance!
Yikes...
To be fair, it doesn't matter what difficulty you play car shop on. The only hard part is driving
It's simple for me
Savage man okay
@@Sam-pr9rr no really it is cause I got used to it
Savage man I’m not saying you are lying
@@Sam-pr9rr oh well did you hear about the area 51 raid
9:38 typical stealth with 40k ping: shield down.
Lol
5:53 100K for a car like that in real life is actually quite common.
no its not a lamborghini gallardo is atleast 150k most of the time more
@@soggybread5406 New yeah, used not so much. Kinda odd they were only 50k off the real price though.
Especially in GTA Online where top cars are always worth 100K once you modify it completely.
And this not counting market price.
1,911,040MXN=100k
gamewiz71 it’s also stolen they aren’t gonna be able to sell it at market price
3:59 stealth only heist eh? Well I better alert every body.
big brain
We were all at this point once. I remember when I first got Payday 2 the first heist I tried was Shadow Raid at level 0. I kept shooting the guards when they would inevitably see me (I was bad at stealthing) and couldn't understand why I kept failing the mission. I couldn't comprehend that I needed a silencer on my gun, and that I should do Loud heists first to get enough cash to purchase a silencer. After 10 tries (I kid you not, I did this like 10 times over thinking it would turn out differently) I angrily closed the game, thought Payday 2 was the dumbest thing in the world, and vowed never to come back to it.
780 hours later I'm Infamy 25 working on my Death Sentence achievements. Don't get me wrong it is funny to look back every now and again and see how bad beginners can be, but let's not forget that we were all "_________________ (10)" at some point
P.S. If you're reading this ________________, hit me up let's do some heisting
Who said I was included?
Send your steam friend code =)
@@ProteanMaster 83241734
... Ok I get not thinking to do loud heists, but how is a suppressor hard to comprehend?
@@YourCrazyDolphin I was new to the game and didnt know suppressors existed, and didnt know i could (or how to) customize my guns
That Bubbanator was for sure playing some other game. The bank full on loud when it's frozen for everyone haha
I'll sometimes go into normal difficulty lobbies and speedrun levels for newbies without saying a word. They often manage to screw up before I even get truly started.
@Ikhwanzz1 who?
6:05 not only didnt he realize he got to park it inside the container, his friend also bumped into him and fcked them all over.
Also 9:37 is great. Its like he is in the real world fighting a loud heist, while everyone else is stuck in the alternate reality stealth world, where everyone is safe.
LMAO when they were just parking in leisure with 10 seconds left on the clock HAHAHA fkn mutants man
I'm shaking what does this mean
9:13 when the FOV is so high that you can see the reload animation using the same mag
1:24 Jimmys reaction is basically me when i join a **PUBLIC** lobby and get kicked because host wants to play only with his **FRIENDS**
PayDay 2 needs to add a Area 51 heist
Have my kids
Why bring that area 51 shit up while we talking about stealth in a game just sayin
Savage man they legit tweeted about an Area 51 heist
@@chronicrogue22 oh shoot wow
Henry's rock is pretty much Area 51
Only on normal can you explain how you have the crime spree icon in your name. In the middle of a heist. In loud. In the middle of a gunfight.
I don’t get it. How did he do it
@@YoMaMaSoUgB lol
The new employee getting the nicest office lol.
Those guys: Id find this easier if, for example, there was a guy casually called Bain giving us instructions about what to do, but im afraid thats just a myth
Noone can dodge Bubbanator's stand, The World.
You thought it was some lagy man in payday 2 but it was me
KONA DIO DA
its more akin to D4C, man was in another plane of existance
@@wilmadickfitte *Dimes 4 Crimes or Filthy acts done for a reasonable price.
"You will never reach the lag" _Gold experience requiem
*1:23** Thats when Cloud lost his mind*
me : waits because making pre-planing
lvl20 host : im gonna do what's called a pro gamer move
**gets kicked because of not being ready**
This is what makes cloud go mental
Playing with a level 7 and 0 is enough to drive anyone insane
@@RIISK04 well if u join a lvl 7 then dont expect he will be expert in heists
Jasiekskyy I would like him to at least have positive IQ
Bain: Very expensive sports machinery, we are talking about the price of a house in George Town here
*gets a 100k for each car*
George Town must be like next level crack house town
@@krakkywakky863 lol
Expensive in real life
Bain took the rest for all grey hair he gained.
Bain gets a cut even though he doesn't do any physical work on the heist, just like Lester from GTA
Imagine just walking into a bank some guy going “f*k it” like 20 times lol
I wouldn't be surprised to find out that Death Wish lobbies have a higher average completion rate than Normal
when pd2 goes on sale...
It went free, once... the day that Dallas cried out for a medic bag eternally. It still haunts me.
Dude was lagging so hard, he was already shooting cops way ahead of everyone else.
The dudes trying to park the cars was hilarious 😂
Joins car shop
"Stealth?" 5:12
To be fair on normal you have the option to kill everybody and still make it in time
i was playing heat street yesterday and someone asked stealth or loud
@@emylifox I was playing Beneath The Mountain and two people who joined separately asked me "Stealth?"
If someone plays a map for the fırst time, it's normal to ask whether stealth or loud, what is wrong with that ?
@@Ayasa. nothing it's just funny lol
Nobody:
This guy:
how do we do it stealthy
how do we do it stealthy
how do we do it stealthy
how do we do it stealthy
how do we do it stealthy
how do we do it stealthy
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
fuck it
How do u tho
8:56 8:58 that there they just happened to me the other day and a Payday 2 game none of my grenades or explosives would blow up and the guards and citizens weren't really responding but it didn't drop me from the game or freeze or anyting it kept going and I think it eventually fixed itself and started working normal again
6lue Already Dead happened to me as well
I think, I like the uncertainty
6:48 When you want to play Payday but you're on the ISS.
Tbf you could get amazing connection on the ISS considering it's sometimes close to the satellites
I've only just starting playing PD2 after owning the game for a while when it went free for a few days. I can confirm this has been most of my games so far. Although I have began moving up onto hard mode which isn't quite as bad.
1:24 how does he mess up the pager...
11:38 - There it fucking is. I was waiting for it.
Your patience with new players is astounding
4:53 - Iron Man left
5:11 - Iron Man is joining
5:05 yea, that describes normal difficulty in a nutshell 🤣😂😭🤷♂️💯🎯 he asked if it was stealth & then proceeded to alert everyone on the map almost immediately 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣😂🤣😂😭😭😭😭
Naw bubbanator must of been high as hell he playin a whole diff game 💀
Bain: i can't believe it, what a mess.
any experienced payday 2 player : "bruh, car shop is too easy, don't play this there's no challenge"
newbie payday 2 player : "car shop... is... A NIGHTMARE !" *ragequit*
Normal : how do we do this stealth?
One Down Death Sentence : How de we get 75 detection risk?
The worst part is when you find the right person to hack and another beginner hacked a random one
Hey cloudy, loving the content!!
M3llow love youuuuu squishy
@@SnowyyCA thanks. Keep up the good work pants
I remember, 3 years ago, we had to explain to someone (i'd say level 5) how to add a supressor and how to not raise the alarm
i joined payday 2 just a couple months ago and this physically hurts to watch
Everything g you said, Same.
Bubbanator is actually the funniest thing I’ve seen so far “fuck it”
“Fuck it”
“Fuck it”
When you are overqualified for the job
You always love it when you load into car shop and already hear unsilenced gunshots and see the point of no return ticking down as well as the wrong computer being hacked and people being unable to figure out how to get into a car, let alone drive it.
6:15 so you secured that car?
*yes*
And what did it cost?
*EVERYTHING*
He dint secured that car lol
im suffering from the part where you got a light machine gun for a stealth mission
The struggle of not having friends
i didnt notice that normal mode has 4 minutes until point of no return, u can just get the name quickly and do the hack and u dont need to rush it that much if u get detected after hacking. i spent more time than i shouldve done while doing a death sentence run. took me a while to get it done but felt worth it the first time i did it. theres only one or so minutes on death sentence.
8:00 he's ready to do a naruto run
>plays stealth only heist on pd2
>unsuppressed guns
Somehow, pubs on the easiest difficulty are more aids than the hardest.
"why do you want to know.." because he wants it lol you made him leave
8:20 game lag in a nutshell. 😂😂😂😂😂👌
the only way to play stealth is with iron man aced
Normal mode- very hard mode = easy
Overkill-death wish =Normal
Death sentence = Hard
Any difficulty public match = nightmare
Omfg on this map I called out the IT person from the manager's office, then someone put question marks in chat and hacked a random computer... 3 times in a row. The host didn't realise that cops get called if you hack the wrong computer too so I had to spend about 30s waiting every time too
“Nooo you can’t just go kill all the guards”
“Haha iron man perk and mini gun go brrrrr”
specified loser It was funny 3 weeks ago
specified loser it depends on the joke but comedy is subjective
Payday 2 needs to make it more obvious which heists noobs should play. The tutorial missions and story-line missions are not nearly as obvious as they should be for level 0 accounts.
I feel like Overkill was the difficulty the devs intended to be the “Normal” difficulty. I couldn’t imagine playing it on anything lower.
Even at level 0 with no skill points, antything under overkill feels like a joke.
Before the power creep went up, normal was a good introductive difficulty with the game then ramping up in enemy variety up to overkill which is the intended way of playing. Game's definitely not intended to be played again and again on normal and even moreso as perk decks came into the picture.
The best is Bain: "NOOOO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING"
1:30 Host left game
hint: Play with your team! You stand less of a chance to survive
Geez. And I thought I was bad at stealth.
4:56 „Iron Man left.“
8:36 and 9:36 That dude was playing in another dimension...
Uhhhhh I love pd community 😍
Payday 2 was born dead.
@@SEX_TRAINER not rlly when it was first released it got alot of popularity and then still after 7 years it has an active fan and player base
@@Fortniteloverepic You think that's a high number for a ONLINE COOPERATIVE GAME?
@@SEX_TRAINER who cares about the numbers, the people who do play it love the fuck out it
0:22 when you relies he is a hacker
this is so hard to watch, but i can't lie, it reminds me if the old days and it's pretty entertaining
What was the weapon you used in stealth in car shop
It's the cavity 9mm. Not sure what dlc, but it's related to the dentist so you Might get it from completing one of those heists
@@Grubbybump253 Okay thanks
Tell me what music is playing during stealth or assault?
Fun facts: my first ever carshop job i did was on normal and I watched a video on a speedrun of the mission a year before so I actually speed ran it
Whats the OST you used from 13:04 - 13:12
I started playing Payday last Year and now i know this Feeling : Someone fails at a Stealth Heist and the Host leaves
I always go loud because I wear heavy armour and machine gun, but also because of that badass music
11:45 "why would you want to know, weather boy"
Cloud : *has 4 mil coins*
me : *'wow thats a lotta change'*
The ECM sound made it 10x better
lmao when the dead guard was like '?'
5:16 stealth?
7:04 and this kids is why you don’t play payday 2 with a computer from 2010 with a vegetable based internet connection
Orrrrrr you can actually help. Help kinder the flames for new players.
Yeah that’s always my thought when I watch these, a bit mean spritired
I’ve only played PayDay for less than a week and I’m already getting into the mayhem difficulty. I play normal when it’s my first time doing a heist or if I just wanna mess around
We doing stealth?
Stealth?
Stealthy?
Sneaky-peaky?
Snakey-stakey?
Snoopy-doopy?
Slithery-nithery?
OMG this is so true, I feel this, and it makes me mad
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE PUBLIC LOBBIED MURKY STATION AND SOME LEVEL 10 COMES ALONG AND GOES LOUD, THEN LEAVES BECAUSE IT'S "TOO HARD"
I like how he's playing Henry's rock underground lockdown
Lovely video as ever Cloud
which gun were you using at 12:20
Great video, havent laughed that hard in a while.
What is that music on 11:38?
"Oh apologize control- HOLY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK"
The funniest part is cloud doesn't even try to help like on go bank he doesn't say anything
2:11
“...Did I do it?”
I remember when I first started playing but I wasn't THIS bad
Exactly
The sad part is that i cant make fun of the car shop, I basically dis the same thing for a HOUR straight with my friend, it felt like a blessing when we finished it on normal
lowkey this makes me go mental
Same