Daddy's what about going to clean bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum going about to go about to clean that is what about going to clean bum bum bum bum bum bum going about about clean that is what about going to clean going to about about Queen that's what about that is what the back clean clean that are going about Queen and clean
Dan I just wanna let you know that you kept me happy when I was alone in the hospital you made me smile you are the only youtuber I watched thank you for being amazing and I love your accent and please don't mind the haters you are a great person and I will always love you and your channel and I hope you see this comment
kaiden bradley-smith HOW HES RASIT YOU DONT EVER KNOW WHQT RASIST MEAN DO YOU IM SPITING STRAINT FACT THAT I CANT EVEN SPELL NOW WHATS YOUR SIDE OF TRUMP BEING A GOOD PRESIDENT AND GUESS WHQT HE GOT EXSPOSED LOL AND YOU SAY HES A GOOD PREIDENT LOL NOW HOW IS HE GOOD
Dan:I'm not going to put Babies in a minecart, I'm pretty sure thats illegal (from a different vid) Also Dan: If this works it is going to be legendary. I'm going to watch babies flying out the back of my vending machines, exactly what I built it for. Me:I'm pretty sure putting babies in minecarts is less illegal than flinging them out of buildings...
Kid: “Gets born” Dan: Let’s launch you Kid: WHAT!?! Kid again: “gets pushed in the minecart” Dan: Are you ready? Kid: no Dan: Yes you are. Kid: gets launched
Игры
2019: launching baby villagers
3019: launching ender dragons
RandomizedCrazy Unicorn ender dragon babies
@@cyndischumann7759 Yep XD
@@Flower3144 k
True YEEET
dan would me old...
“I’m going to watch babies flying out of the back of my vending machine”
*thats a sentence I never thought I’d hear..*
Me:.............he is insane
i expected that sentence since he built the vending machine
lol
@@lisaevans2423 hello SCAMMER!
L
"Give me your child. I need to send him... To college."
Nice save Dan.
Wow no since
LOL
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
haha so true nice save Dan lol
Dans son: how are babies made?
Dan: you leave them in a hotel room with bread
Dan: **Makes a veteran fireplace**
Campfires: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?
Yes campfire your a joke XD
Thats what I said while whaching
He honors the veterans with the netherrack fire camp
Free2Play321 yes
Ikr, I cringed inwardly when dan made that fireplace
"Give me your child I need to send him to collage"
-Dantdm 2019
Avery Ringstrom if that wasn’t an autocorrect then it’s college. I don’t want to be annoying I just had to point it out.
@@josephthegod3514 spoiler alert: you are being annoying
JustJake
And so are you
@@pineapple061 and so r u
JustSomeMonkey and so are you
"So what did you do today?"
“Nothing just launched children off of my vending machine”
LOL 😂
Funny funny
Omg, LOL
This is way more funny than it should be XD
Ahhh no
"Make a baby so I can send him to another dimention!"
-DanTDM 2019
u spelled dimension wrong
U mean dimension
*dimension
Diamond dimension
NO BAGEL DIMENSION
He should back up the world just incase his game gets infected or just won't load so the series does not end that way.
Or he does ingame so it wont end
It is a hardcore world you idiot
Dan: "Lets make a baby that I can send off to another dimension."
Baby: "Help."
Scott Williams lol scammer
TY guys for Liking!
YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
@@scottwilliams7904 shush scammer/bot
24:57 still love how Dan can fluently speak Villager *and* translates for us XD
He learned from Dr. T. himself!
@@supersword09 yeah if course because that's his best friend villager
it reminded me of dr T fr
Dan capturing these villagers: ''Got these nerds''
Dan earlier: ''I'm actually having fun doing redstone"
How dare he insult his own kind?!
@@dr.zoraxis your username hurts me
ererererererererer
@@trainspeer3100 ......what
haha your right so true lol
20:58 Dan: *Attemps to put a Villager in Minecart*
Villager: "i'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move"
Scoobert2000 lol an actually funny comment 😂
When I read this the thing in the vid happened at the same time
That move is spinning
Scoobert2000 lol
Дантм эпичен.
“Today we’re gonna do some redstonery”
-Dan 2019
C'mon
Ok
I hate your face
@@austinphillips6730 bot
Mumbo jumbo:did I hear redstone?
Dan's commentary on villager breeding is actually the funniest thing in this series
"I'm gonna make a quote"
-Literally everyone in Dan's Hardcore Series
haha that’s so true lol
Minecraft 2012: Finally, we can ride horses.
Minecraft 2019: Finally, we can send villagers on Mars.
*to
LoL
@@kobrabouseh7754 what?
@@RealCosmicDarkrai what?
Haha
Dan: I launched babies!
RUclips Demonetization: Allow me to introduce myself
Dan uses launch babies!
Its super effective!
RUclips uses demonitization!...
Nothing happened!
Little sister: Where do babies come from?
Me: *villagers*
Dan: Makes tree farm.
Also Dan: I think I want some of that orange wood.
“Take the kids from the parents, and send them off to work”
Ahhh yes, child labor
Mr. Man01 ahhh yes also speration from parents seconds after birth XD
Call 911
Call misty
Dad you son of a uhhhhhh DOGE VILLAN (mind) pherew I didn,t swear with the bad word
Mr.Man01 its not work job or is it college?
Dan makes me happy 😂
“Our stupid humans” 😂
Aw that's awesome
Stop being offensive to the environment, then.
Yeah, I'm confused too
True
Daddy's what about going to clean bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum going about to go about to clean that is what about going to clean bum bum bum bum bum bum going about about clean that is what about going to clean going to about about Queen that's what about that is what the back clean clean that are going about Queen and clean
Dan: we need a nice romantic room
Everyone: THIS IS THE HIGHT OF LUXR
"Us stupid humans are killing the environment, so we must save it."
-Dan 2020
Jaime Vest it was 2019
Ahem
*2019*
WE ALL KNOW
We know it was 2019 ppl, he just messed up
oof 2019 sorry but STILL PRETTY sad
Dantdm
The reason why Jemma was afraid to have a child
whats the reason
@@yms7745 r/woooshhh
@@coco-eh5mb R/STUPID WOOOSH
@@EpicHoola_2763 wow so offended
@@EpicHoola_2763 *Reverse Card* & *Block Card*
dan: luxury apartments
DrTrauarus: does any body have a update file
an*
@@pashauzan really?
Trayaurus*
That’s so funny and people can you stop correcting him or her because it doesn’t matter I guess
@@simp.lykumo I know it's funny just I kinda have OCD with spelling.
22:46
Oh no.. Is the baby gonna go in there? (looks at fireplace)
- Dan
" I wan't some of that orange wood"
"DanTDM, 2019"
Loool
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Dan: *literally built unlimited tree farm*
Also Dan: “I need some wood”
SGT Freyer he needed a specific type of wood but still funny xD
SGT Freyer did you not listen he said acacia wood 🙄
You guys understand they're joking right?
Ummmm..... He need the acacia wood cause its orange and normal wood IS NOT.
Ben Da banana it’s a dude chill 🙄
“Let’s sleep then we can find out if we killed the man” - DanTDM 2019
He he boi
@@jonathanedwards2205 scanm
@Sandipan Mukherjee why he's just doing what he wants to do leave him be he makes great content
lol
Haha... Lol
Dan I just wanna let you know that you kept me happy when I was alone in the hospital you made me smile you are the only youtuber I watched thank you for being amazing and I love your accent and please don't mind the haters you are a great person and I will always love you and your channel and I hope you see this comment
@kaiden bradley-smith where?
we saw this comment and liked it
Dan: makes an unlimited wood farm.
also Dan: chops down wood from the forest a day later.
Dantdm’s phrase of the year:
“Let’s launch babies off a roof!”
@@rebeccaturner9250 fake
Oof
Lol
Amelia Clayton yay.....
Rebecca Turner want to have ton of scams in ur phone instantly simply type ~~> (insert scam here) 😄
Mom “What are you watching?”
Me “ A guy who makes babies fly out a penthouse. “
Mom” 🤨Ok?”
Leah_hybrid-3- thanks for replying!!
Omg lol 😂 I luv this comment
@@jasminejackson3915 dis a scam
@@jasminejackson3915 Y U SCAM?
Jasmine Jackson no
Dan: Talking about things
Stampy: ha HA
Dan's lasts words before he goes to prison for 14 years
Dantdm:
Endangering babies since 2019.
I think you mean 2029
No 2019
lol
@@patriciagrimm3186 that's what he said
Ok10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
19:09
Dan: "You know their babies they can fit through the half blocks".
Me: " You mean 1 block right?"
i did i tried it
Make a big horse in Minecraft hardcore please
it still is because dan put a slab, which is half a block
Dan: “Oh my goodness slow horse your so slow”
Me: Duh it’s in his name
Buddy is watching
ColumnedRobin43 you're*
Glad to see the BABY villager feeling good 25:01
"I need your child, to send him to college"
DanTDM - 2019
Jack Desrosiers kid gets born
Dan: im taking him to college
Hold up, so parents.... Ne-Nevermind...
Dan: Right, Today-
Me: We're Launching A Baby In Minecraft
69 liketh
Yes
OwO
lololololololololololololololololololollipopslololololololololololololololololo
@@RocketShipSquid nog one cares
"Dan: let's go take buddy to get some of this orange wood"
"Me: You just made a wood farm last episode"
He could've replaced the sapling
“Gonna borrow this, thank you”
Me: “Gonna borrow this from myself, thank you”
Imagine Minecraft was real:
Newborn baby’s getting launched into a hole:
Chazza Playz Babies not baby’s
That be cool
The story of my life
Chazza Playz XD
It is real but it’s not good, it’s called human trafficking
Dan in 2025: Compilation of Dan doing experiments on villagers
Dan "I want that orange stuff."
Me " You mean you want trumps skin.
SkwirlSniper Drawz Gamez and møre Yes he is
kaiden bradley-smith HOW HES RASIT YOU DONT EVER KNOW WHQT RASIST MEAN DO YOU IM SPITING STRAINT FACT THAT I CANT EVEN SPELL NOW WHATS YOUR SIDE OF TRUMP BEING A GOOD PRESIDENT AND GUESS WHQT HE GOT EXSPOSED LOL AND YOU SAY HES A GOOD PREIDENT LOL NOW HOW IS HE GOOD
The baby that annoyed him on the plane
Now :
Lunching a baby to space
Lunching?!
BABYS EATING IN SPACE
Wait drinking and driving
Wait that's illegal
Dan’s hardcore world will quickly become crazy craft
Imagine if they saw the baby launcher 😂
“We all watch babied flying out the back of my vending machine”
~danTDM 2019/2020
Dan: Lets build a fire place
Me:YOUR IN A DESERT
Karen mode activated
*You're
Lol
Your *location is* in a desert.
He’s near a forest
I loved the child when it got pushed down the rollercoaster by Dan specially the sound effect
29:28 I'm sure you're a great dad, Dan XD
😂😂😂😂😂
"We're gonna watch baby's fly off the back of our vending machine."
-DanTDM2019
Mojang: Let's add campfires to the game.
Dan: Uses the old way to make it
Exactly
@TacoTheGr8 my bad G
Mojang/NOTCH
@@nzpurrfict
It's not just Notch, there is a community!
@@mariaclark3626 Shut the F$*# up
Dan: Give me your child, I need to send him...
Child's mom: *looks at him*
Dan:......to College...
Ha
no to kindergarten dan-
@@llllavemder it's fine, they're villagers
@@juliasimmons724 BOI I DON'T PLAY ROBLOX XD
@@juliasimmons724 this is a Minecraft video n o o b. Learn boundaries
Dan:I hope this fire doesn't spread
Campfire: Why am I here just to suffer
26:12 this part absolutely killed me 🤣🤣
Married Couple: look at our baby
Dan "puts it in minecart and sends it off"
DanTDM + Jemma
@@DiamondEnderPearl0135 so true.
Diamond Ender Pearl 0135 omfg I forgot they were expecting
Dan: Protect the environment
Also Dan: Breeding humans and launching babies
Villagers aren’t human, they have ridiculously large noses
Winnie Ho didn’t know big noses makes someone an alien
MxwlPlayz they’re not that big
MxwlPlayz look ok I see your point but if they’re not humans then what are they?
MxwlPlayz oh ok
Dan really improved his editing. I must say, it is exquisite.
Dan, to cover up the baby extraction redstone ( I still love how it sounds ) you could put a black cord! hope this makes it look better!
Dan: I need some wood.
*Flashbacks of last episode*
Oh now i remember what the last ep was
True!👁👃👁
He needed acacia, the farm last ep was only for oak
😂
@dumb gamer i did not understand that
Alternate title: DanTDM's version of the "frick chamber"
The thunderdome @lazarbeam
Oooo yea
Hahahahahahah
@@goofygoober5493 noob
What’s up bros it’s peeeeeeeewdiiiiiiiiieeeeeeepieeeeee
to make sure that the adult villagers dont get into the minecart you could put slabs above the rails and that can double as a desk too!
I love it when DanTDM is happy about something! :D
Dan: “We’re gonna steal their children and send them off”
Me: isn’t this a family friendly channel
Dane Ludington your so right 😂
Yeee
It ain’t a family anymore! 😄👍
Dane Ludington You've made my day.
HUMAN TRAFFICKING.
Imagine recording for 33 minutes and finding out your camera wasn't on
Dan: Oh this works perfectly!
Also Dan: *immediately goes backwards*
Dan: this is a multi million emerald apartmant here
The devil Dan: Imma launch some babies out of my vending machiene
Me after the video: “Yes, is this defence against children cruelty?”.
Memes: Waluigi Launcher
Dantdm: Hold My Cookie
C 117: comments
I should make a tutorial/tour of my villager breeding contraption. It had a way to filter out the babies, automatically feed them, ect.
Dan: "yeah well this is some of my favorite looking wood"
Me: where did you get THAT idea from 😂
i love this series
"Sorry friends, another baby has been lost"
-DanTDM 2019
2:48
“Le Chop has Le silk touch”
DanTDM 2019-
No not funny
omg man57 Thank you
Dan: spends ours building a tree farm
Also Dan: goes around chopping down trees
Dan:I'm not going to put Babies in a minecart, I'm pretty sure thats illegal (from a different vid)
Also Dan: If this works it is going to be legendary. I'm going to watch babies flying out the back of my vending machines, exactly what I built it for.
Me:I'm pretty sure putting babies in minecarts is less illegal than flinging them out of buildings...
Kid: “Gets born”
Dan: Let’s launch you
Kid: WHAT!?!
Kid again: “gets pushed in the minecart”
Dan: Are you ready?
Kid: no
Dan: Yes you are.
Kid: gets launched
XDDD
Lol
XD
lol
Xd
Dan: *being Mumbo Jumbo and Grian*
Me: wait, tha-- that's illegal
I was about to say that xD
Me too
Ha
Good one👍
I love your Mincraft Hardcore series
Dan “this room is looking so nice”
Also Dan “this will be the extraction hole”
Is anyone worried about dan throwing kids out of a vending machine when he’s about to have one of his own
think about 3 months then probs
Omg
I am
_"today I'm doing something that has been needed to be done for a while"_
ok then why is the video title _"launching a baby villager"_
Everyone needs this in their world
Because he's gonna launch a baby villager? I'm confused
Oh nevermind I get it
Because people have been telling him in the comments
10xTNT because that is what he wanted to do
Wow just wow I couldn't stop laughing when you started recording the baby villager just flew in the air
This totally reminds me of boss baby! It was so fun to watch!!!
Only og’s remember when he did mod showcases
Yea
Overrated Teenager yeeah
Yeet
Girl that is me I have been watching from 2014also breezitea was that about me
Cheesytoastime ! I’m a dude ;-;
“Stop looking for your child there not here”
- Dan 2019
its Jayden They're*
Lol
-me 2019
I think he is talking about my auntie lol
@@hunters88 "stop looking for your children, they're not here"
They're = they are
"stop looking for your children, they are not here"
@@hunters88 sorry for not getting the joke lol
Just imagine one of the hermits building this mechanism but launches them in a pit
The replay was sick awesome
In back to the future: hints flying cars in the future.
Dan in 2019: I launched a baby in Minecraft.
Rain_ LoopzZ in back to the future??
@@zlyik it's a movie
Ian_TheStrucidPro bro it’s a movie. One of the best
KID FURY what's a movie
@@zlyik Tsk, either your extremely dumb. Or your just being annoying, either way please leave
Dan: Plants tree saplings to help save the Minecraft earth.
Also Dan: throws trash into the ocean 😂
But Dan picked the trash back up and threw it into the cacti
Ricardo Jose Torrez it’s one cactus I’m not a grammar corrector don’t worry =\
It's a river not an ocean.
Lexi Fernandez god dammit I was looking to see if I was the only one who noticed this and was going to make it my comment
Cat warrior I think u are shut up
dan: this orange wood is my favorite
loverfella: what about crimson?
This is genuinely the funniest video on RUclips
Who still remembers that DanTDM is going to be a dad????? 🤔
Yep
me!
Yeah
Everyone that saw that episode
@Ronin Blade *cough* *cough* video
Dan: *makes water elevator to get down*
Also dan: *jumps into river*
xApozX he jumps into the river because his water elevator is ruined.
p0tat0w0lf he did that before it broke too
Good that the river was actually there xD.
Happy anniversary to both of you
looks amazing.
Me: Asleep
Dan: Posts
Me: Woke
Lewis Mowatt noice
@Harambe is not dead, That’s perfect, fits with the theme too, lol
I was about to make a dragon
@FBI, All good, always good to see an actually funny reply