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  • @f0327
    @f0327 Месяц назад +4779

    i mean he's not wrong. anakin did blow up a death star, in order to save jon snow from godzilla who was trying to take revenge on his wife mary jane when she was expelled from hogwarts

    • @TheManginaTTV-qu1xj
      @TheManginaTTV-qu1xj Месяц назад +133

      true story

    • @AlzdemX
      @AlzdemX Месяц назад +192

      Spoiler warning ⚠️

    • @True38
      @True38 Месяц назад +7

      @@TheManginaTTV-qu1xj Is it true though?

    • @dumplingshakes22
      @dumplingshakes22 Месяц назад +100

      Yea when anakin yelled “its morbin time” right before killing thanos i wept

    • @Mike_oxtiny
      @Mike_oxtiny Месяц назад +34

      Everything went wrong when they went through that wardrobe and entered Narnia 😢

  • @Kawalajin
    @Kawalajin Месяц назад +9946

    "Use the Force, Harry!" - Gandalf.
    Same fucking energy.

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 Месяц назад +219

      Proceeds to open warp portal, while spacemarines arrive to fight Sauron's army. At the same time Voldemort tries to steal Elder lightsaber, but fails.

    • @Returnality
      @Returnality Месяц назад +67

      Reading that gave me an anneurism.

    • @RicoX-17
      @RicoX-17 Месяц назад +82

      May the Great Responsibility be with you. Live long, and you shall not pass. Come with me if you want to groove as I have the High Ground.

    • @nicolazozzolotto6188
      @nicolazozzolotto6188 Месяц назад +30

      I laughed at this shit way harder than I should have

    • @kaliimyst7925
      @kaliimyst7925 Месяц назад +34

      "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of OZ" said Frodo

  • @quickbrickkkkk
    @quickbrickkkkk Месяц назад +2231

    “Anakin, did you put your name into the eye of Sauron?” Sensei Wu asked, calmly

    • @Cooking_With_Donavan
      @Cooking_With_Donavan 28 дней назад +20

      asked calmly 😂

    • @David_Vara
      @David_Vara 28 дней назад +47

      Truly one the lines from Transformers

    • @joemanco1075
      @joemanco1075 28 дней назад +3

      Perfect

    • @hunterwolf5482
      @hunterwolf5482 20 дней назад +10

      I love the part where goku appears and invited Anakin to sail across the universe to find the one piece and finally defeat sukuna whose possessed by Kurama, the nine tailed fox.

    • @zinny999
      @zinny999 19 дней назад +4

      Lol, I can't believe what he was saying and even his co-stars 😮 they weren't sure what movie he was talking about 😂😂😂

  • @aleksbedriy
    @aleksbedriy 29 дней назад +454

    "You're a jedi Anakin! " - Hagrid

    • @tomassmith1519
      @tomassmith1519 22 дня назад +14

      No, no. I'm pretty sure that was Gandalf. Hagrid is the one who said: "I am your father" to Frodo in Azkaban

    • @Jaya_dzs
      @Jaya_dzs 18 дней назад +4

      But not a master! - Morpheus 😂 (Insert Sam Jackson's astonishment)

    • @NastiestRat
      @NastiestRat 17 дней назад +3

      @@tomassmith1519 yeah, i think he was talking to Frodo that time

    • @Filia_Noctis
      @Filia_Noctis 15 дней назад

      A WHAT?

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 12 дней назад

      ⁠@@tomassmith1519wait has anyone besides Sirius canonically broken out of Azkaban?

  • @TrippingwithDari
    @TrippingwithDari Месяц назад +16793

    Anakin killed the death star? thats the quality of people who claim to be fans of the franchise making decisions for the future of the franchise. ggwp

    • @Billy-bc8pk
      @Billy-bc8pk Месяц назад +242

      *Cries in Chewy and Lando....

    • @trinimafia001
      @trinimafia001 Месяц назад +182

      *Cries in chewbacca* WRRRAAAUUUGGHH

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Месяц назад +44

      Just a slip up cmon

    • @tqs3
      @tqs3 Месяц назад +54

      The "franchise" has existed since 2005? I wasn't aware.

    • @marcuscorvin9998
      @marcuscorvin9998 Месяц назад +77

      Yeah, I act like i don't know anything about it and tell Star Wars fans "Live Long and Prosper", and Trekkies "May the Force be with you".

  • @TheTinyGod
    @TheTinyGod Месяц назад +12829

    They made THAT dude a jedi but Finn's lore remains a janitor?

    • @luigi24908800
      @luigi24908800 Месяц назад +143

      woooord

    • @user-on6op5dz8o
      @user-on6op5dz8o Месяц назад +403

      He should have worn a dress for the illumninati then he could have been a Jedi XD

    • @rairai5114
      @rairai5114 Месяц назад +157

      A SPACE janitor, thxverymuch.

    • @xSuperiorManx
      @xSuperiorManx Месяц назад +195

      He became a Jedi to avenge all those Younglings that Luke murdered.

    • @Zhtrik
      @Zhtrik Месяц назад +184

      The Chinese Market did not appreciate Finn…so his role was diminished.

  • @Gomace
    @Gomace 29 дней назад +1001

    "There's no good side and bad side, because the Sith kill children, and the Jedi kill women *and* children."

    • @Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege
      @Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege 29 дней назад +161

      The Sith also kill more of their own than the Jedi do. So, in a way, the Sith are actually the good guys, because they're killing more Sith than the Jedi do. Checkmate, Force skeptics.

    • @selitoskuldakis2209
      @selitoskuldakis2209 24 дня назад +9

      The sith kill everyone and everything

    • @zerobolt9506
      @zerobolt9506 23 дня назад +15

      ​@@Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege this made me laugh

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 21 день назад

      @@Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege So, like the Taliban.

    • @wnerko7484
      @wnerko7484 21 день назад

      New generation i see.why do you kids worship villians?? ​@@Blue-EyesWhitePrivilege

  • @CaptainKotetsu
    @CaptainKotetsu 25 дней назад +103

    “Spinning in my grave, I am.”
    -Yoda

  • @EcnalKcin
    @EcnalKcin Месяц назад +1843

    RIP Star Wars, you died years ago, and now we just have clowns puppeteering your corpse.

    • @cabecorra91
      @cabecorra91 Месяц назад +1

      not dead the HQs are still kicking

    • @darrylnewman292
      @darrylnewman292 Месяц назад +70

      Disney is like a skinwalker trying to convince you by wearing the dead carcasses of franchises

    • @waterh2o299
      @waterh2o299 Месяц назад +1

      Facts

    • @mineboygamez
      @mineboygamez Месяц назад +12

      Andor

    • @ixinor
      @ixinor 29 дней назад +8

      The only ones trying their hardest at keeping it alive are Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni. But whenever they're not in the game, the series or movie sucks.
      I mean look at the profile of the director Leslye Headland, it's barren and what shitty series as well. Why does someone get a Star Wars lead on that?

  • @jarrelleandersola508
    @jarrelleandersola508 Месяц назад +2871

    The actors are really not interested in the star wars lore. They just want to exploit the star wars franchise for fame and money.

    • @SolareofAstora
      @SolareofAstora Месяц назад +30

      Including ewan mcgregor

    • @lVaderl55
      @lVaderl55 Месяц назад +43

      That's basically sums up the current status of movies

    • @jarrelleandersola508
      @jarrelleandersola508 Месяц назад +45

      @lVaderl55 I really miss the pride of movie making instead of making it a cash cow using preexisting movies to create new sequels.

    • @Frozengerbil
      @Frozengerbil Месяц назад +11

      ​@@lVaderl55it's always been like this

    • @framey3830
      @framey3830 Месяц назад +50

      Well, yes. Why should they be interested? They're doing a job for a salary. I'm sure you're not particularly interested in the history of the company you work at.

  • @Milby91
    @Milby91 29 дней назад +130

    "I remember my grandmother saying to me: I don’t care what they tell you in school, Anakin destroyed the Death Star." - this actor probably

  • @battleclover9537
    @battleclover9537 29 дней назад +97

    He’s a big fan. Anakin hates the Death Star and blew it up. Luke was just a decoy story that he sold the emperor

  • @GuardianLords
    @GuardianLords Месяц назад +7960

    His bullshit skill is about 5/100.
    5 points for being confident in his comment.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager Месяц назад +78

      INT - 2. CHA - 3. Speech Craft 2%.

    • @thisisobviouslybait
      @thisisobviouslybait Месяц назад +126

      You'd be that confident too if you knew anyone calling you out on saying dumb shit will be mobbed and harassed as a racist.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Месяц назад +13

      Let Disknee be woke and fail more 😂

    • @iemzaf
      @iemzaf Месяц назад +12

      He wasn't even confident saying that bs. You can hear his voice cracking

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 Месяц назад +10

      I see confidence in talking about something you don't know shit about especially when its your job a pretty huge negative

  • @user-kl9bi4jt4t
    @user-kl9bi4jt4t Месяц назад +3028

    "There is no good and evil in Star Wars, it's all about what side you're on."
    Is that why Star Wars isn't good anymore?

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 Месяц назад +322

      Short answer? Yes.
      Long answer? Also yes.

    • @shrekthedank1999
      @shrekthedank1999 Месяц назад +75

      There is no good or bad, just a good side and a bad side.

    • @isaacnikolic5895
      @isaacnikolic5895 Месяц назад +2

      Yes.

    • @jurajbutko5654
      @jurajbutko5654 Месяц назад +48

      Yes, participation medal generation running the show now, it shows. No effort necessary at any level so it seems.

    • @vahidfarahani9784
      @vahidfarahani9784 Месяц назад +11

      That and the fact that the "writers" suck.

  • @alexkelly6449
    @alexkelly6449 28 дней назад +78

    This the Star Wars version of “I’m playing a major role in a comic book movie but I have never read nor intend to read a comic”

    • @thereverseflashchannel9444
      @thereverseflashchannel9444 19 дней назад +2

      Sounds strikingly similar to Madame Web lol

    • @vanne-necashionofbread9095
      @vanne-necashionofbread9095 17 дней назад +1

      you do realize Harrison Ford and Alec Guiness HATED Star wars

    • @BLAKEx2O
      @BLAKEx2O 15 дней назад +2

      @@vanne-necashionofbread9095Harrison Ford doesn’t hate star wars, that is a misconception. It's not that he particularly dislikes his role of Han Solo, it's the fact that is the only thing people know him for. Not to mention he also felt that Han didn’t have much gravitas/depth or purpose within the story. He tried to get Lucas to let Han die, to have his death transfer agency to the other characters. Lucas didn’t go for it. So, Ford has specific memories over the reached hope for the character, that was denied. Then again when filming was complete on The Force Awakens, Ford told JJ Abrams that he was pleased with where the sequel trilogy had taken Han. So he got his hope in the end for his character even if it was forty years later.

  • @Qwnntm
    @Qwnntm 27 дней назад +36

    "There is no good or evil, depends on what side your standing on"
    Poor fella had Star Wars confused with House of The Dragon, its an easy mistake to make

    • @Sabarsttv
      @Sabarsttv 4 дня назад +2

      Omg I just realized that he’s a character in that series

  • @tezz2698
    @tezz2698 Месяц назад +1915

    The idea of there not being good and evil is literally what Palpatine, the most evil guy in the movies, told Anakin to manipulate him.

    • @thisisfyne
      @thisisfyne Месяц назад +113

      LIAR!

    • @digiblak997
      @digiblak997 Месяц назад +150

      From my perspective the jedi are evil

    • @believeintheheroic
      @believeintheheroic Месяц назад +76

      Then you are lost! 😁

    • @headkicked
      @headkicked Месяц назад +27

      He's too dangerous to let live.

    • @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133
      @faidzeelhisyamhattar2133 Месяц назад

      The Force is inherently EVIL. The Jedi manipulating the Force to do good is against the Will of the Force... Why? Because the Force is female!

  • @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam
    @insaniam_convertunt_scientiam Месяц назад +5638

    Evil people typically preach that there is no good or evil.

    • @hhattonaom9729
      @hhattonaom9729 Месяц назад +379

      "Good is a point of view Anakin. The Jedi and Sith are alike in almost every way."

    • @simonbelmont1539
      @simonbelmont1539 Месяц назад

      And leftists are evil. I mean the ideology. Their ideology is that there is no good and evil, but the funny twist is that THEY can decide what is good or evil, no you, not me. They think they're God.

    • @bobbobber4810
      @bobbobber4810 Месяц назад +238

      In real life, this is a gray scale most of the time and it depend a lot of perception.
      There is also a lot of conflict where both sides are really dark shade of gray.
      But Star War is not real life.
      This is a story about good vs evil.

    • @frequencyoftruth2303
      @frequencyoftruth2303 Месяц назад +44

      Exactly it's projection and security on their part just like how pure people out there who don't believe in karma because they don't want to be held accountable for their actions.

    • @flix256
      @flix256 Месяц назад

      I don’t know if I agree, it seems to me that evil people are the ones who are most obsessed with the idea of evil. Hitler convinced Germany that the Jews were evil, Mao convinced China that the Han Chinese were evil, and Lenin convinced Russia that Capitalism was evil. Certainly some people use moral ambiguity as a defense, but if you want to convince people to do evil, you have to convince them that they are acting against evil.

  • @arthurjunior7241
    @arthurjunior7241 20 дней назад +20

    Palpatine was just…..misunderstood

    • @thingfish000
      @thingfish000 17 дней назад

      Destroying evil doesn't make one evil.

  • @gnarwhal7562
    @gnarwhal7562 28 дней назад +79

    This guy gives me Jesse Smollett vibes

  • @squidapple9662
    @squidapple9662 Месяц назад +957

    Unironically this is why some people like to gatekeep

    • @Itsallsotiresome
      @Itsallsotiresome Месяц назад +175

      Facts. Stupid people ruin everything if you let them.

    • @CBRN-115
      @CBRN-115 Месяц назад +49

      Only let the people who are willing to cherish the franchise in. Only those who have passion will be allowed to enter

    • @goliver9991
      @goliver9991 Месяц назад +52

      gatekeep or be gatekept by the wokies

    • @Wesker47584
      @Wesker47584 Месяц назад +6

      Well he’s a prime reason why you need to sensor some of Star Wars in order for people to understand it

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis Месяц назад +18

      Well this is what happens when you dumb down a franchise to appeal to the masses, people who don't understand the lore or paid attention to the films think they are experts on the franchise.
      They are fun to get into debates with, especially when it comes to who is a Mary Sue or not, or what happened in a particular film.

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra Месяц назад +4201

    The Death Star is literally called the Death Star for a reason, it's a planetary scale genocide weapon lmao. The Empire are literally worse than Nazis. Yeah but you know who's good who's evil? I don't know. Who's to say the people with a literal 'Death Star' aren't actually the good guys, you know? Yeah totally morally gray.

    • @IIIIAmSHODAN
      @IIIIAmSHODAN Месяц назад

      God, your brain-dead generation and its obsession with misusing and abusing the word literally.

    • @charliehartman5626
      @charliehartman5626 Месяц назад

      I mean, i dont know. Maybe we should give the people who call their foot soldiers the same division name as the Nazis a chance. I mean, yes their leader might be a blatant allegory for how fascists take over and undermine democracy, but they cant be that bad, right?
      In all seriousness, I am open to exploring the dark side as an alternative to The Jedi. But we have to still keep in mind, The main Cannon has consistently portrayed them as fascists and tyrants who are willing to commit genocide whenever it suits them.

    • @greenumbrellacorp5744
      @greenumbrellacorp5744 Месяц назад +249

      that but also its not that they are attacking the bad guys homeworlds... it was a military facility at the end of the day. Sure not every single being on it would be evil but... most.. yea.. you dont get to work on a planetkiller just by being nice.... at the very least u dont have do care.

    • @dogrug
      @dogrug Месяц назад +62

      Gay*

    • @user-sg8ic3fb9j
      @user-sg8ic3fb9j Месяц назад +44

      The Empire are evil yes, though I don't believe that Jedi are 'good' and Sith are 'evil', however that's how they're portrayed in the movies (though not the rest of the lore).

  • @jimike7297
    @jimike7297 28 дней назад +12

    New villain "Darth Unicorn" with Rainbow Light Saber. GFY Disney

  • @rebelresource
    @rebelresource Месяц назад +67

    Darth Vader literally snapped kids necks. WHAT

    • @Shineinpoverty
      @Shineinpoverty 29 дней назад +10

      But did it with care and respect for their dignity

    • @pepita2437
      @pepita2437 29 дней назад +23

      @@Shineinpoverty And respected their pronouns. XD

    • @katelady1370
      @katelady1370 26 дней назад +2

      The Jedi also stole force sensitive children from their parents and made them child solders…so…

    • @JoeOvercoat
      @JoeOvercoat 21 день назад +2

      @@katelady1370 I believe you are referring to Disney Jedi. That is a different order, apparently.

    • @Vidarius24
      @Vidarius24 18 дней назад +3

      @@katelady1370 The Jedi didn’t kidnap Force-Sensitive children. They ask the parent(s) for permission to train their child in the ways of the Force. If the parent says no, the Jedi will leave the parent(s) and their child alone.

  • @MegaAndy93
    @MegaAndy93 Месяц назад +1294

    “Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”

  • @korbendallas8488
    @korbendallas8488 Месяц назад +852

    In a way, I admire Disney's commitment to riding the Titanic all the way down

    • @jamesholland8057
      @jamesholland8057 Месяц назад +9

      🥶

    • @davidbreen4830
      @davidbreen4830 Месяц назад +52

      Disney is the iceberg.

    • @12SickOne34
      @12SickOne34 Месяц назад +57

      Not only do Disney hit every iceberg in their path, they back up and hit them again. And again and again.

    • @Alex254561
      @Alex254561 Месяц назад +7

      just look at their stocks it's really the sicking of the Titanic

    • @forsociopoliticalstuff2629
      @forsociopoliticalstuff2629 Месяц назад +8

      It’s just unfortunate that in doing so, they’ve helped convince the rest of the entertainment industry to go down with them. Fallen quite far from the blockbuster golden era of roughly the late 1970s until the mid-2010s.

  • @Comanche_moon
    @Comanche_moon Месяц назад +11

    The alternate ending where darth vader turns to the light side and blows up the Death Star before Luke can

    • @user-dg2ec5vt8v
      @user-dg2ec5vt8v 18 дней назад

      Didn’t he already do that? He threw palpy down a shaft, causing the second Death Star to explode

    • @steffighter144
      @steffighter144 15 дней назад

      It was still Lando that blew up the death star. Vader killed Palpatine nothing more, but that also aged well.​@@user-dg2ec5vt8v

  • @juanplatinum9368
    @juanplatinum9368 15 дней назад +5

    0:41 the lady in the right makes a hand sign, but he didn't notice that he needed to stfup

  • @buttergolem8584
    @buttergolem8584 Месяц назад +2223

    Anakin blowing up the Death Star is just as bad as Captain Picard destroying the Jedi Temple on Kamino.

    • @CorruptedSol
      @CorruptedSol Месяц назад +130

      I mean, when the Borg assimilated those young-lings? I learned that simply walking into Gondor does not make you a muggle.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 Месяц назад +65

      That was Gandalf and it wasn't on Kamino it was on Dune, where the Ice Pirates are from.

    • @filidhdeklend893
      @filidhdeklend893 Месяц назад +19

      To be fair, If Picard hadn't done it, everyone would have been infested with space herpes, which would have hindered passing the last starfighter test.

    • @vtgaming9204
      @vtgaming9204 Месяц назад

      Scotty, beam me the fuck away from this comment section

    • @procow2274
      @procow2274 Месяц назад +1

      Nah Babylon 5 came up with a cure for that to aid Narnia in fighting off the fire nation​@@filidhdeklend893

  • @nickmajora
    @nickmajora Месяц назад +1139

    I'd be upset if I was a Star Wars fan. These people really have no respect.

    • @michaeljohns26
      @michaeljohns26 Месяц назад +46

      Most of us are used to it by now unfortunately

    • @oldred7438
      @oldred7438 Месяц назад +28

      When they describe hell, you always wonder, how do people not get used to the torture at some point. You assume eventually you come to expect pain and suffering and it's lessened in some way. Then I see more star wars content and interviews as a long time fan of the franchise and it completely makes sense. I'd like to leave whichever circle of hell I'm in now please.

    • @Trap4Hunter
      @Trap4Hunter Месяц назад +10

      When disney took over we saw the half woke downfall coming from lightyears away tho

    • @PsychicAlchemy
      @PsychicAlchemy Месяц назад +14

      I've left the franchise because it's just too painful. The only way I could bring myself to engage again is with an anti-Disney fan community with its own artists and projects.

    • @frostydastonedman9744
      @frostydastonedman9744 Месяц назад +12

      I cope by pretending most SW media post-2012 doesn't exist

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 28 дней назад +8

    “Spock failed to drop the One Ring into the lava of Mustafar until he was attacked by Dobby.” 💀

    • @jdranetz
      @jdranetz 2 дня назад

      Not to mention Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, and John Carter.

  • @jonreese7066
    @jonreese7066 Месяц назад +15

    I just saw an interview of Sam Witwer who played Starkiller in Force Unleaahed, explain why angry meditation was a thing. The Sith Lords arent taught to meditate they bend the force to their will. Its an insight only the best fans of Star Wars would ever even think of.
    To this guy.
    No good or evil in the force and Annakin blow up the Death Star basic facts and he can get it. He isnt enriching the lore he is distorting it

  • @vulcan0018
    @vulcan0018 Месяц назад +514

    0:40 Lady on the far right just give the signal "kill the feed" or is it "shut him up".

    • @chokiebros
      @chokiebros Месяц назад +68

      Can't believe this isn't the top comment. Glad I'm not the only one who saw it.

    • @glikorgo
      @glikorgo Месяц назад +60

      Well, atleast somebody knows the basics of the lore and story in disney. 😂

    • @waderich9904
      @waderich9904 Месяц назад +38

      lol she did

    • @Stevo.100
      @Stevo.100 Месяц назад +23

      This is why you need to make it more obvious, like licking your lips or yelling out "WARNING, WARNING, WARNING".

    • @Cofcos
      @Cofcos Месяц назад +49

      In the full clip she puts her hand on him and says "you should shut up now". Seriously.

  • @Shub-Nagruth
    @Shub-Nagruth Месяц назад +974

    Imagine saying "you're not evil" in front of Nihilus or Palpatine

    • @loop8633
      @loop8633 Месяц назад +47

      "I can feel the good in you"

    • @Mike23443
      @Mike23443 Месяц назад +31

      Imagine saying "I am good."

    • @krel3358
      @krel3358 Месяц назад +20

      I dont think Palaptine ever considers himself evil, he just thinks everyone else deserves to be his slave or die. To him the idea of him not pursuing ultimate dominance and exerting his will on the force is evil.

    • @user-fk4xj7cv5i
      @user-fk4xj7cv5i Месяц назад +4

      Lol, but Nihilus really can't be called evil. He absorbs life energy to maintain his existence. This is the same as calling a lion evil because he eats zebras.

    • @wladynoszhighlights5989
      @wladynoszhighlights5989 Месяц назад

      Palp most likely doesn't care at all what evil is or not xD ​@@krel3358

  • @marvingro7959
    @marvingro7959 29 дней назад +17

    To quote Kyle from "South Park:" "Really?"

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 26 дней назад

      To quote Kyle from South Park again:
      “Our friend was raped, Stan!”

  • @johannakoo1657
    @johannakoo1657 20 дней назад +5

    Lol, is the blonde lady trying signal "CUT!"

  • @jareton
    @jareton Месяц назад +564

    “Anakin did you put your name in the Goblet of fire?”
    Gandalf asks calmly

    • @Hovis_Enjoyer
      @Hovis_Enjoyer Месяц назад +2

      Lol

    • @newspaperbin6763
      @newspaperbin6763 29 дней назад +6

      "Yes master"

    • @pengwin_
      @pengwin_ 23 дня назад +4

      that wasnt Gandalf that was Magneto, the same actor that played Professor X in the Justice League.

    • @octosquid48
      @octosquid48 12 дней назад

      These people do seem like the type to mistake Dumbledore for Gandalf

  • @AegisAuras
    @AegisAuras Месяц назад +538

    In literally the opening scroll of the very first Star Wars movie it mentions the “EVIL galactic empire”.

    • @ollllj
      @ollllj Месяц назад +14

      Its funny how Disney star wars keeps assuming that its fans can read, and comprehend, as fast as that text goes by.

    • @Ivantheterrible495
      @Ivantheterrible495 Месяц назад +7

      ⁠@@olllljyour assuming Disney can read

    • @lesweizman388
      @lesweizman388 Месяц назад +6

      what made the first movie fun was that lucas went out of his way to show no shades of grey
      it was about bringing back people to the experience of watching the serials that were shown before the main feature

    • @brandonnowonline6533
      @brandonnowonline6533 Месяц назад +1

      Until you realize that it's actually Light vs Dark, not good vs evil. There is good and evil in the force, that's why it's called "Balance". But whatever. This is legit not even a big deal at all. As long as he enjoys and is interested in the work he is performing, who cares if he has a PHD in Star Wars lore or not.

    • @investoroncoke
      @investoroncoke Месяц назад +9

      @@brandonnowonline6533lol light vs dark IS good vs evil. Darkness is associated with cold, shadow, foreboding and evil. Light is associated with the sun, truth, life, knowledge, hope and God.. all good things.

  • @maraudershields283
    @maraudershields283 16 дней назад +2

    Disney saw Rings of Power, and was like “hold my fucking blue milk”

  • @yuvanramkisson9690
    @yuvanramkisson9690 22 дня назад +3

    "You must realize, you are doomed."
    - General Grievous

  • @shalte3579
    @shalte3579 Месяц назад +1360

    Oh lord, somehow it keeps getting worse.

    • @MetalCore2010
      @MetalCore2010 Месяц назад +77

      and somehow Palpatine returned....

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Месяц назад +9

      @@MetalCore2010 To suffer with Deathstar 😢

    • @fredfinks
      @fredfinks Месяц назад +3

      is that scene at the end from a star wars thing? the one with the fat black woman ( i assume thats lizzo?) it looks like a cheap powers rangers pantomime. i saw the obiwan show with child lea getting chased. the young actor runs like toddler with gait problems, and men are chasing her like the keystone cops. Nothing wrong with zany humour when used correctly, but this wasnt intended. it was so horribly shot / directed/ story boarded / whatever, words cant express. a 10yr old would be going wtf is this shite? i know because i remember in primary school all of us hated caravan of courage, bc it was childish crap for infants. we were like 8 or 9.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Месяц назад +2

      @@fredfinks It got Lucas in charge 🤡🙃

    • @frozenlettuce653
      @frozenlettuce653 Месяц назад +5

      we are in the humiliation phase, it will last for quite a while

  • @Gumlass1
    @Gumlass1 Месяц назад +570

    How to hire writers or actors for a Disney franchise:
    1) Ask for applications
    2) Sort by DEI score
    3) Convince people at the top they like Star Wars

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager Месяц назад +62

      You got step 3 wrong. They tell them it's a plus and great they don't like the franchise, or don't know it.

    • @Fantasygod19999
      @Fantasygod19999 Месяц назад +89

      4) call the audience racists , sexists homophobic if they dont like it

    • @jackbower9087
      @jackbower9087 Месяц назад

      They do this on purpose, they're cultural Marxists and they want to degrade normal life until everyone's miserable and easier to manipulate and control
      One of the steps in marxism is destroying the previous culture and it's heroes it's why they turn every franchise into a DEI lesbo hellhole and change races.

    • @JohnG-tx3mh
      @JohnG-tx3mh Месяц назад

      They don't need convincing, they just need to "Put a chick in it and make her gay."

    • @eduardomartin8510
      @eduardomartin8510 Месяц назад

      Invert the order. The people at the top want this. At the very, very top.

  • @TooFurious4
    @TooFurious4 28 дней назад +9

    Luke blew up the first Death Star and Lando blew up the second Death Star. I mean c'mon bruh.

    • @supercussion6590
      @supercussion6590 11 дней назад

      People who dont do their homework are now in charge of

  • @DucatiDiaries
    @DucatiDiaries 28 дней назад +7

    There is no Star Wars anymore.

  • @No1ofConsequence
    @No1ofConsequence Месяц назад +301

    I remember a time that an actor didn't need to be a fan of the source material... But they at least researched the fucking role!

    • @No1ofConsequence
      @No1ofConsequence Месяц назад +94

      @@Matias-zh3dp That's asinine. This is an established franchise. You can at least take ten minutes to wiki the basics of the lore and concepts.

    • @joelsimao4901
      @joelsimao4901 Месяц назад +4

      @@No1ofConsequence And he is playing a character that predates all that like 400 years before Anikin or Luke, as long as he does a good job acting, who gives a fuck if he doesn't know the lore he just as to know his character and the setting surrounding him

    • @CherubCow
      @CherubCow Месяц назад +63

      ​@@joelsimao4901 This is more absurdity. You contradict yourself, since in order to know the setting around him he would need to know the wider context of the universe to act correctly within it. The consequences of not acting within the universe are as obvious to viewers as a stage actor making large gestures during a movie's closeup shot.

    • @killuafan4365
      @killuafan4365 Месяц назад +42

      ​@@joelsimao4901 You are the reason why bystanders should not have opinions on things like this. In world canon should always be respected in media, this is what leads to lack of plotholes. If you give zero effort in an established canon then what you're doing is essentially fanfics which these new bullshyt are.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 Месяц назад

      @@Matias-zh3dp you can research the world the story takes place in or, I dunno, maybe watch one of the previous fucking movies?
      Please consider literally not typing at all because you are just that bad at it.

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 Месяц назад +587

    Picture of Dalek
    "Ooh R2-D2! I loved him in Star Trek!"

    • @chadallen7474
      @chadallen7474 Месяц назад +11

      Ha ha that was funny thanks for the laugh!

    • @user-yp6yr9te7l
      @user-yp6yr9te7l Месяц назад +3

      Still better than someone seeing a picture of Lizzo 20 years from now and going "ooh Lizzo! Star Wars was the BOMB! What a QUEEN!"

    • @Azmania3000
      @Azmania3000 Месяц назад +2

      Hey this could be Will Smith's big comeback movie. Everyone deserves a second chance

    • @allansouza2328
      @allansouza2328 Месяц назад +1

      Oh R2D2? Yeah I used a lot on playstation

    • @Assadul-Naml
      @Assadul-Naml 27 дней назад

      Ambudda croak

  • @dceasedbrickfan74
    @dceasedbrickfan74 19 дней назад +3

    At 00:41 the big blonde dude on the end literally did the cut/neck slash…

  • @Fuzzira
    @Fuzzira 19 дней назад +2

    Same energy as when Hagrid needed a box to see over the wall at Helms Deep.

  • @thegreenman3213
    @thegreenman3213 Месяц назад +1394

    Star Wars has been cooked for a very long time.

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 Месяц назад +11

      Games are still good at least, but my god the live action stuff cooked.

    • @picklewart5382
      @picklewart5382 Месяц назад +1

      Damn you gen z and your terrible slang. Sucks, terrible, garbage, trash, bland, uninspired, screwed, shite..any of those words that sound much better could be used. I know every generation has it's own thing but hot damn ya'll have the worst slang so far. I'd take whatever they got from back in the 60s at this point.

    • @kayhaich
      @kayhaich Месяц назад +52

      @@punchykarma6685 the games are a meme in themselves for how horrible they are.

    • @SwagSwagSenate
      @SwagSwagSenate Месяц назад +9

      Andor was a pretty good show and the 3rd season of Bad Batch was okay but.. yeah okay imma kms

    • @Xport9
      @Xport9 Месяц назад +4

      @@kayhaich Unleashed is pretty nice though.

  • @squalltheonly
    @squalltheonly Месяц назад +702

    When the job applications doesn't require previous experience.
    😂😂😂😂

  • @musichere3287
    @musichere3287 20 дней назад +3

    "USE THE FORCE, HARRY", Gandalf said calmly.

  • @TheHellboy1980
    @TheHellboy1980 29 дней назад +3

    I'm sure he's handled a lot of lightsabers..from the looks of him

  • @DerPuppenspieler
    @DerPuppenspieler Месяц назад +328

    Georg Lucas the fucking creator say… Jedi are the good guys and Sith are the bad guys, wtf

    • @ollllj
      @ollllj Месяц назад +12

      r/EmpireDidNothingWrong is where confused and most mentally challenged fans meet.

    • @DarksideGmss0513
      @DarksideGmss0513 Месяц назад +1

      I mean yeah but also why did he also say that the rebels were inspired by the Viet Kong? Who were terrorists. I don't think they're particularly good guys at that point.

    • @alanjefferson1127
      @alanjefferson1127 Месяц назад

      @@DarksideGmss0513 The VC were the good guys

    • @michaeljayne6731
      @michaeljayne6731 Месяц назад +7

      ⁠@@DarksideGmss0513 I think the point Lucas was making with that comment was that the USA had become similar to the Empire in Star Wars, overreaching and trying to control other people for selfish or politically motivated reasons.
      And also, the guerrilla warfare tactically applies to the rebels and viet kong.

    • @hymniclimbic
      @hymniclimbic Месяц назад +1

      Well that settles it then. Stormtrooper.

  • @Did_No_Wrong
    @Did_No_Wrong Месяц назад +229

    "There is no good or evil in Star wars" is this man smoking Crack!? The main theme of the original trilogy is literally Light Side vs Dark side! Good vs Evil and the strength not to give in to reckless anger and evil!

    • @khemval4364
      @khemval4364 Месяц назад +1

      Lol
      Tell that to Windu

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson Месяц назад +21

      "The Sith are so cool, but I don't like being evil, because I like my moral high ground so I'll pretend the dark side is good too!"

    • @antoniodelaugger9236
      @antoniodelaugger9236 Месяц назад +5

      prequel and comics literally destroyed the whole good and evil thing. The jedi can be terrible as the sith. Look at the state of coruscant before and after the clone wars. Palpatine was also initially portrayed in the comics an imperial bureaucrat rather than a tyrannic authoritarian and he kept Darth Vader from using his weapons as a solution every time, instead wanting to solve things politically. The theme fits the original more.

    • @masteryoghurt2110
      @masteryoghurt2110 Месяц назад +2

      Sometimes there is sometimes there isn't. Palpatine is an eveil character without a doubt. Same with Cad Bane. Could we call Boba Fett an evil character though? And what about Luke? He committed a mass genocide by destroying the Death Star. That's more than Grievous or Dooku which were considered to be war criminals. And how about Thrawn? Some people can say that he's a villian because he serves the facist Empire. I can say that he's a patriot who loves he's people and is willing to die for them. He safed children many times.

    • @troopcaptain
      @troopcaptain Месяц назад +8

      ​@@antoniodelaugger9236wrong the Jedi weren't evil, they just got to tangled in galaxtic politics to realize what they were doing was wrong.

  • @frenchfriedbagel7035
    @frenchfriedbagel7035 27 дней назад +3

    Bro should’ve said he never watched the movies.

  • @rometherevenant8749
    @rometherevenant8749 2 дня назад +1

    Poe Dameron: Somehow. Anakin blew up the death star

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 Месяц назад +305

    what a reliable people they hired. already showing they got hired because of competency, and not because of skin color and diversity 🥴

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Месяц назад +5

      He knows plenty about the lore. But even if he didn’t he’s an actor and doesn’t need to. He just slipped up.

    • @Incursus07
      @Incursus07 Месяц назад +74

      @@oXRaptorzXo My guy, he literally said Star Wars preaches that there is no good and evil

    • @cantinadudes
      @cantinadudes Месяц назад +47

      ​@@oXRaptorzXo"he knows plenty about the law" my half blind grandma knows the difference between luke and anakin, he knows nothing. Saying it once can be a slip up, saying it multiple times while preaching that there is no good and evil in star wars is idiotic

    • @foliagedcarcass
      @foliagedcarcass Месяц назад +26

      @@oXRaptorzXo”he knows plenty of lore” also that guy “Anakin blew up the Death Star”

    • @masemboross4996
      @masemboross4996 Месяц назад

      @@oXRaptorzXoYou sound just like his dumbasz

  • @hithere8753
    @hithere8753 Месяц назад +511

    Only a Sith deals in grossly inaccurate generalities.

    • @masteryoghurt2110
      @masteryoghurt2110 Месяц назад +3

      Luke still killed more people than Grievous, Dooku, Ventress, Maul, Boba Fett, Cad Bane, Jango Fett, Nute Gunruy, Hemlock together.

    • @shadowraptorpitalion5869
      @shadowraptorpitalion5869 Месяц назад +5

      I like the way Snrub thinks.

    • @gabrielboorom2683
      @gabrielboorom2683 Месяц назад +1

      Only a Sithhhh talks with a lisssp.

    • @eliaspfeiffer3700
      @eliaspfeiffer3700 Месяц назад +5

      @@masteryoghurt2110 Dooku and Grievous killed millions during the war. If not by themslef, then by order.

    • @masteryoghurt2110
      @masteryoghurt2110 Месяц назад

      @@eliaspfeiffer3700 Luke killed them directly, not by an order. That's what I meant.

  • @shyper_
    @shyper_ 27 дней назад +3

    Its true empire isnt all evil and rebels or galactic republic isnt all good, but Palpatine and Vader ARE evil, and Yoda,obi wan,luke ... are good people. He obviously confused Luke with Anakin but thats just something a real fan would never confuse, Tarkin also got Alderaan exploded whats his reply on that, death star had 1/100 of what alderaan had

  • @adidasbhoy8212
    @adidasbhoy8212 Месяц назад +597

    Anyone who has bothered about Star Wars since the force awakens is cooked

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 Месяц назад +42

      Clone Wars season 7 was good. Respawns Jedi games were good. Andor was good. Rogue One was good. Thats about it though. Everything else has been pretty bad

    • @tlcompletionist7892
      @tlcompletionist7892 Месяц назад +27

      @@punchykarma6685Bad Batch was pretty good.

    • @trent617tw
      @trent617tw Месяц назад +11

      I dunno. I thought Rogue One was a quality film. I may give Andor a watch. Does that make me "cooked?"

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 Месяц назад +3

      @@tlcompletionist7892 Oh yea true that was good too

    • @punchykarma6685
      @punchykarma6685 Месяц назад +20

      @@trent617tw Rogue One was honestly a top tier Star Wars film

  • @lucasMR31
    @lucasMR31 Месяц назад +123

    "Now This Is Pod Racing!!!" said Dumbledore calmly

  • @Candymantempting41
    @Candymantempting41 26 дней назад +1

    My favorite scene, as a super-fan of StarWars, was when Leia disguised herself as Boba Fett and snuck into Jabba’s hut to rescue Luke from the cryptonite and got caught, and also that Han was blind and didn’t get to see her in her gold lingerie, but Luke did. And that big goblin thing tried to eat Luke, but he killed it with his magic powers cause he didn’t have his light sword.
    - Disney StarWars actor

  • @pandaberserk3390
    @pandaberserk3390 18 дней назад +1

    did everyone forget Anakin also saved private ryan that one time.

  • @leblille4146
    @leblille4146 Месяц назад +230

    They literally change the lightsaber color to red as an alert for you to know it’s a bad guy.

    • @PherPhur
      @PherPhur 20 дней назад +6

      To be fair they've made it clear in the books and to a degree in the TV shows that this guy is technically right. Both the Mortis episode from TCW and then parts of books. The most enlightened Jedi come to this conclusion, that both the dark side of the force and the light side are 2 sides of the same coin. The most diehard SW fans have talked EXTENSIVELY about this.

    • @nevinbevilacqua1894
      @nevinbevilacqua1894 20 дней назад +2

      ​@@PherPhur its insane how much hate he gets! And hes not even that wrong. Everyone saying no luke destroyed the deathstar ist just useless bc they forgot that there were two... its the star wars community. They all love to hate!
      I would say there is no good and evil. Both sides failed in their plans!
      And yeah the red lightsaber. Just the crystal corrupted by hate!

    • @brittlemax
      @brittlemax 20 дней назад

      @@nevinbevilacqua1894 you sound like the kind of guy to argue that the Americans were also the bad guys in WW2 because they killed alot of germans.
      What do the good guys have to do ? Talk the oppressive, mass murdering empire out of being the bad guys ?

    • @DeBean970
      @DeBean970 20 дней назад +2

      No good or evil.
      Palpatine winning is never a bad thing.
      Looking like a ugly, disfigured, shriveled prune because of the dark side isn't alarming.
      And the Empire has no similarities with the taboo Reich.

    • @brittlemax
      @brittlemax 20 дней назад

      ​@@DeBean970 they put the wookies in slave labor camps, killed pretty much everyone who goes against them and doesn't agree with them, they blew up a planet and you are telling me they are not evil ? The empire is an absolutist dictatorship.... come on it doesn't get any worse

  • @seandoyle296
    @seandoyle296 Месяц назад +125

    *Anakin* killed the Death Star?
    Jeez, why even parade the actors around under the guise of fans if they just spout crap like this and it’s not edited out?
    Makes me think of those “Lord of the Rings super fans” they used to advertise Rings of Power, and the lot of them only talked about the importance of representation in media. In a show based in medieval European folklore.
    Who do they think they’re fooling?

    • @qu1253
      @qu1253 Месяц назад +2

      Considering this crap keeps getting made, they seem to be fooling a lot of people, unfortunately.

    • @NameIsDoc
      @NameIsDoc Месяц назад

      Investors, they think they are fooling investors

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 Месяц назад +1

      “Like, Sauron is like, sooooo hawt…. like. I just want to change him”
      -Tolkien “Super Fan”

  • @sancho4975
    @sancho4975 10 дней назад +1

    0:32 has nobody realized he's talking about Vader and Anakin as if they're not the exact same person?

  • @wheelman8637
    @wheelman8637 28 дней назад +2

    He killed plumbers, roofers, aluminum siders. . . Independent contractors.

  • @rahn45
    @rahn45 Месяц назад +97

    Real "Rings of Power" energy coming from that one!

  • @FantasiA2K
    @FantasiA2K Месяц назад +263

    Surely the production team knows their audience well...?

    • @Ghostlynotme445
      @Ghostlynotme445 Месяц назад +4

      Know the audience are right 🗑️

    • @terastrasza7421
      @terastrasza7421 Месяц назад +3

      Knows the audience has money, outside of that.... eh

    • @TastyScotch
      @TastyScotch Месяц назад +1

      This is that anakin/padme meme, right? Right? 😂

    • @alcor4670
      @alcor4670 Месяц назад +1

      I went and looked up whoever created this show. Saw her IMDB page and checked her bio and work.
      Two seconds in and I knew, Star Wars effed up.

    • @Some1Any1No1
      @Some1Any1No1 Месяц назад

      @@TastyScotch 👀

  • @DjDoomtrain
    @DjDoomtrain 21 день назад +1

    its like when gollum won that race 80 days around the moon

  • @Daveyengland
    @Daveyengland 14 дней назад +1

    🎶"The power of one, woooooo...." 🎶
    Fucking bell ends 😂

  • @TheActionj864
    @TheActionj864 Месяц назад +276

    "Party on Wayne!!"
    - Darth Kenobi

    • @bradgames97
      @bradgames97 Месяц назад

      underrated lmao

    • @shiiswii4136
      @shiiswii4136 Месяц назад +1

      party on darth!

    • @TheActionj864
      @TheActionj864 Месяц назад +1

      @@shiiswii4136 finally someone got it 🤣

    • @Azmania3000
      @Azmania3000 Месяц назад

      @@TheActionj864 wait is this Wayne's World or Bill and Ted?

    • @TheActionj864
      @TheActionj864 Месяц назад +2

      @@Azmania3000 both are most triumphant

  • @GravitasZero
    @GravitasZero Месяц назад +343

    Darth Vader/Anakin wasn’t a bad person, he was just misunderstood.
    He didn’t mean to kill Windu. He didn’t mean to kill all those younglings. He didn’t mean to strangle his wife which ultimately led to her death.
    He didn’t mean to then kill all those people as Darth Vader and cut off his son’s hand.
    There is no good or evil in Star Wars.
    PS: Darth Vader is my favorite character, not dissing the character, just the dumbass statement made by a dumbass

    • @Negritis
      @Negritis Месяц назад +16

      Anakin didnt kill Windu btw, he just cut off his hand

    • @WorldsTallestLeprechaun
      @WorldsTallestLeprechaun Месяц назад +12

      To be fair, Anakin and Padme was a little roleplay gone too far.
      “I only choke you ‘cause I love you, baby!”

    • @mrsleep0000
      @mrsleep0000 Месяц назад +3

      Don't forget the entire tribe of Tusken Raiders he slaughtered.

    • @jeangoncalves3691
      @jeangoncalves3691 Месяц назад +11

      @@mrsleep0000 they killed his mother so it's ok

    • @urdaughtersbf
      @urdaughtersbf Месяц назад

      It’s okay to enjoy relate to fictional Villains. There are some amazing ones in the canon of human art. The whole point is to not become them.

  • @Mytesmyth
    @Mytesmyth 20 дней назад +2

    The wokecolyte is the most Star Wars I’ve ever seen. Truly on par with empire strikes back. My favorite part was when the lesbian space witches scissored each other to produce occupational health and safety (osha) and Mae. Truly a story written

  • @Fantasyremix
    @Fantasyremix Месяц назад +1

    “When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.”
    “Only a master of shades of grey in postmodern cinema, Darth.”

  • @NightBane345
    @NightBane345 Месяц назад +60

    Knows nothing of Star Wars, then gets mad about fans correcting them. What a bunch of idiots

  • @aaronward3508
    @aaronward3508 Месяц назад +240

    He is like that one mom who came in while you were enjoying tv and said: “Are you watching your PokeyMan and Dragon’s Ball’s shows?”

    • @KevinOnEarth_
      @KevinOnEarth_ Месяц назад +5

      Lmao, this got a good laugh out of me.

    • @gatlank6080
      @gatlank6080 Месяц назад +8

      Or the grandma that instead of buying a Transfomer gets you a GoBots.

    • @mgntstr
      @mgntstr Месяц назад +3

      hadoken your kamehamehameha

    • @MarcoAntonio-if1kd
      @MarcoAntonio-if1kd Месяц назад +4

      @@mgntstr OMG!... I cried laughing at the translation of your phrasing to English... "hadoken your loneliness"... Google translator is so funny.

    • @cleverman383
      @cleverman383 Месяц назад

      Go watch a star war

  • @nooa69
    @nooa69 8 дней назад +2

    Is it just me or does Charlie Barnett not know that Anakin is Darth Vader?

  • @AVDDesstroyer
    @AVDDesstroyer 11 дней назад +1

    The day Star Wars truly died was the release day of The Last Jedi

  • @plaguedoctorj.c4963
    @plaguedoctorj.c4963 Месяц назад +383

    "There's no such thing as good and evil" a quote from Voldemort, a character who is pretty much the magic equivalent of Hitler.

    • @aglis_
      @aglis_ Месяц назад

      ehhhh I mean coming from an author who names their token Asian CHO CHANG.

    • @phils8450
      @phils8450 Месяц назад +67

      There is only weight and those too weak to lift it

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Месяц назад +38

      "Good is a point of view, Anakin" - Darth Sidious.

    • @SrMaximus
      @SrMaximus Месяц назад +11

      ​@@phils8450 godlike reference brother, keep grinding

    • @ArmoredZephyr
      @ArmoredZephyr Месяц назад +11

      Probably my favorite quote of all time.
      I'd definitely be on team Swoldemort.

  • @redeye4516
    @redeye4516 Месяц назад +236

    Ah yes, the franchise where the protagonists are guardians of life and the antagonists wear black robes and shoot lightning out of their hands is saying there's no such thing as good and evil. Got it. I guess a certain Austrian painter wasn't evil either, since it all depends on how you look at it.

    • @greenumbrellacorp5744
      @greenumbrellacorp5744 Месяц назад +7

      i mean... from a certain point of view the jedi are evil... and from the painter point of view he was nice.. it.. does make sense when u look at it that way. And lets not forget the death star was a military installation.... oh and vader didnt blow it up it was luke but... yea toast star wars

    • @makoncrayley
      @makoncrayley Месяц назад +11

      Dude probably played KOTOR II once and completely misinterpreted the whole being neutral thing.

    • @mietha37
      @mietha37 Месяц назад +30

      @@makoncrayley I would bet my house that dude has ZERO guess what KOTOR is. He wouldn't even know it's a video game. Hell, I'd be surprised if he knows Star Wars video games exist, period.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Месяц назад +8

      ​@@greenumbrellacorp5744morality is not subjective. Anyone who thinks that guy wasn't evil... Is evil.

    • @Schnittertm1
      @Schnittertm1 Месяц назад

      The Austrian painter did end up killing Hitler, so he must have been a good person. ;-)

  • @Fantastic_Stranger
    @Fantastic_Stranger 2 дня назад +1

    "I'm Batman"
    - Matilda (The Art of War)

  • @Macamonkers
    @Macamonkers Месяц назад +1

    Harrison Ford had no idea what force ghosts were.

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 14 дней назад

      Star Wars wasn’t nearly 50 years old when Harrison was in the spotlight, and he doesn’t claim to be a fan or try to make comments on the nature of the story.

  • @shadowbyname2802
    @shadowbyname2802 Месяц назад +50

    Ah yes, I vividly remember Anakin killing the Death Star. It’s a good thing Captain Spock was back him up at the last second against Lord Sauron, otherwise they would’ve been in reeeeeal trouble.

  • @manquail2361
    @manquail2361 Месяц назад +49

    Man saying there is no good or evil sounds like palpatine saying the sith and jedi aren't so different

  • @villianvoltaire3094
    @villianvoltaire3094 28 дней назад +1

    "You told me Spock betrayed and murdered my father"

  • @BusinessMan1619
    @BusinessMan1619 25 дней назад +1

    Like that time when Superman stopped the Dark Phoenix.

  • @charlieparker5977
    @charlieparker5977 Месяц назад +47

    "We wanted a fresh perspective so we brought in people with no concept or appreciation for the Star Wars fanbase or lore." - Lucas Film

    • @jacquesamo
      @jacquesamo Месяц назад +2

      This part really subverted my expectations!

  • @sirbonobo3907
    @sirbonobo3907 Месяц назад +248

    What a Joke they all are.

  • @Wicked-Tech
    @Wicked-Tech 9 дней назад +2

    He knows Anakin is Darth Vader right?

  • @Doom-vz9mm
    @Doom-vz9mm 11 дней назад +1

    The other actors even had the wtf fave when he said that

  • @Hollyclown
    @Hollyclown Месяц назад +61

    Ignoring the Anakin elephant real quick. Let’s not mention the fact that the Death Star was made to blow up entire planets of illegitimate military targets, meanwhile the station itself IS one.

    • @daxidol1447
      @daxidol1447 Месяц назад

      You mean legitimate terrorist strongholds?

    • @deadmeme8011
      @deadmeme8011 Месяц назад +3

      "You destroy planets, yet you are a planet. Curious."

    • @masteryoghurt2110
      @masteryoghurt2110 Месяц назад

      Janitors on the Death Star who just wanted to feed their families were killed. No everyone from the Death Star personel was a freak like Tarkin. Luke didn't care a killed them all. Even Grievous who is considered to be a war criminal haven't killed so many people at once.

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine Месяц назад +4

      ​@@deadmeme8011 I take it hollyclown must have meant the Death Star was a legitimate military target.
      It's an artificial structure made by a military, principally for a armed violent purpose. That's like sinking an aircraft carrier.

    • @nananamamana3591
      @nananamamana3591 Месяц назад

      @@Treblaine
      You missed the joke. Is there something wrong with your targeting computer?

  • @samuelgelinas6855
    @samuelgelinas6855 Месяц назад +44

    Goerge Lucas said in a interview that ''They don't even understand the Force nor Star Wars, but it is what it is''. 180 000 000$ Budget for the Acolytes btw.

    • @thedarknate0845
      @thedarknate0845 27 дней назад +1

      Wow what a waste of $$$

    • @dr-johnnysins
      @dr-johnnysins 27 дней назад

      Honestly you gotta wonder how much longer Disney will last pumping out all these stinkers lol

  • @Itouchedgr
    @Itouchedgr 5 дней назад

    0:05 the person to the right looked up right away after hearing that 😭

  • @djassi2008
    @djassi2008 3 дня назад +1

    And that, is why he was the only insufferable Jedi character in Star Wars history, to get his neck broken and everyone and I do mean EVERYONE cheered. RIP Yord!

  • @derboss7236
    @derboss7236 Месяц назад +110

    Even if we overlook him not knowing shit about the movies what kind of argument is that the death star was about to eredicate an entire planet of course they defended themselves its like a guy walking into ur living room pulls out a gun and is about to start killing ur entire familiy so u grab a kitchen knife and stab him and then this clown comes around and tells u how there is no good or bad person here since u too resorted to violence

    • @davidandrews5262
      @davidandrews5262 Месяц назад +21

      That's disney plan. To blur the lines of morality.

    • @Bensonders
      @Bensonders Месяц назад +16

      Thats exactly the point.
      I always found the "But there were people on the Deathstar!" argument weird, or lets say: people who really used that as an argument against Luke scared me.
      So the people on the Deathstar erradicated species like the Genoshans, enslaved other species and destroyed 4 planets already when Luke finally blew it up. At which point it becomes morally "ok" to take out that thing? Only after the tenth destroyed planet?
      Sure, Stormtroopers were conscripted or fresh from the academy, but if you don't desert after you see that your boss goes around and blows up whole planets, even your home planet, then its on you.
      There are enough examples in the EU of imperials deserting as soon as they learned from Alderaan (i.e. Tycho Celchu, cool guy, one of my favorite Rogue Squadron members), so there are no excuses.
      These Disney people are still trying to character assassinate Luke, trying to tarnish everything he has done.

    • @davidandrews5262
      @davidandrews5262 Месяц назад +3

      @ambassadoroftheandromedagalaxy 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 they actually did make them up as they went along. Never had a plan for the trilogy. Such a shame.

    • @Aggerr
      @Aggerr Месяц назад +2

      I mean putting that point aside, he's not rly wrong about star wars as a whole. The Jedi etc aren't necessarily good, especially not pre-empire.

    • @davidandrews5262
      @davidandrews5262 Месяц назад +3

      @Aggerr "Palpatine is basically the devil" - George Lucas.
      Lord forgive this commentor, for they know not what they speak.

  • @_C.J.
    @_C.J. Месяц назад +56

    Nobody corrected him after all those chances.

    • @JasonSchwartz51580
      @JasonSchwartz51580 Месяц назад

      He's brown...
      Ergo he is utterly beyond reproach.
      "Progressives" literally WORSHIP these people. They DARE not correct one.

    • @Stevo.100
      @Stevo.100 Месяц назад +11

      Did you see the color of his skin? You know what they people who correct them, right?

    • @EdDiaz-fz4kj
      @EdDiaz-fz4kj Месяц назад

      And having blm burning their houses?

  • @q.h.s5051
    @q.h.s5051 14 дней назад +1

    Jason voorhees invades people's dreams to find his sister at Haddonfield hospital right?

  • @_Anakin_Skywalker
    @_Anakin_Skywalker 10 дней назад

    This was the exact moment a Droid Control Ship became the death star.

  • @MrArch777
    @MrArch777 Месяц назад +37

    No good or evil? The younglings would like to have a word with this man.

    • @khemval4364
      @khemval4364 Месяц назад

      And then somehow Anakin is redeemed
      No wonder the actor state that phrase since every evil deeds in star wars got to be forgiven
      Even if Anakin did too many bad things, the Force allows it and proceed to make him force ghost which shouldn't even happen lol

    • @deathgorilla782
      @deathgorilla782 Месяц назад

      ​@@khemval4364 Cleary the children were evil

    • @thebestoffootballfortoday9441
      @thebestoffootballfortoday9441 Месяц назад

      @@khemval4364 Being force ghost is not about being good or evil, it's just a skill which can be taught. If Sidious could do this then he would do it succesfully despite the fact that he is the most evil character in this whole story.