I Spent 100 Days in Minecraft's Deadliest Server...
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- Опубликовано: 18 авг 2023
- Deadly Assassins, Explosive Traps, and Thieves that will steal your heart featuring Clownpierce, Spokeishere, Parrotx2 and many more... I have 100 days to survive or be banned from Lifesteal for good...
Hope you like it :)
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I'm terrible at social media!
Twitter: @branzytweets
Twitch: / branzylive 
Игры
If you stayed to the end, send me your best omelet recipe plz…
I don't cook sorry
egg + skillet = omelet
If you want inedible thing then sure
whisk eggs with cream or milk plus salt and pepper;
melt butter over medium heat, add egg;
stir briefly, then lift up edges and tilt pan to let the egg run under;
sprinkle with cheese (not optional in my world!) and filling of choice, then once the top is set, fold and serve!
egg
Clown: "cough cough, I love you, cough cough" Branzy: Calmly continues narrating
Time stamp?
@@Saturnday_-1 14:43
15:52 made me lol
@@Saturnday_-1Y... does it ......sound like.... he's..... choking?
SOMEONE SAVE THE MAN
@@MarvinMarquez-md2jpFR
Clownpierce is usually the one to scare Branzy but Branzy's response to the baby eating question proves that Branzy is definitely scary when he tries, scary enough to even scare Clownpierce a little bit.
I believe his name is jester penetrate
I always thought it was
Comedian Poke
@@pixelknight-_-9812 that’s one but so is funny staber and amusing hole maker
I want to see the next video brandy I official think ur main character 9f life steal :)
That was hellaries 😂
Branzy and ClownPierce give the same vibes as the boss and the hot secretary. They’re very clearly flirting but they keep forgetting that they have to be professional.
“Ahem right yes, get those files to me by tonight! >:(“
“Okay bye be safe, love you”
79 likes and no comment?
the fact that branzy is married. . . if his wife found out XD
at least I think
im probably wrong. maybe I'm thinking of Philza?
@@jessicad.weaver-stoll9744yeah , branzy is married , in fact , I think he once said that his wife has met clown but I'm not sure if it was a joke or not
@@jessicad.weaver-stoll9744 He is married yeah but i dont think his wife cares lmao, she probably thinks its funny 😭
@@Arnav_was_takenhis wife prolly think its funny
"and a murderous beast between my legs"
has to be my favorite Branzy quote of all time.
Thats the same thing I heard my younger brother say when he was hanging out with his girlfriend in his room, yet another reminder of how lonely I am
@@DarkSlate75 😞👊
TIMESTAMP??
@@sillyxio 10:32
Branzy and clown just compliments each other, one is wholesome and one is evil
Branzy could be either one I guess, so can clown
Yeah; Branzy is evil and Clown is wholesome 💀
@@mr_indie_fan He is both 😶
Don't wanna be that guy but it's "complements"
but it's wholesomely evil :D
aint no way everyone just fightin for the egg and branzy comes in and is like "hello" and then accidentally finds it while trying to get revenge for a stolen crafting table
Bruh
Yeah, but the kids in the corner are likely to get targeted very soon I think
Clown's question and Branzy's answer is hilarious
Branzy may not be the deadliest, but he is the best storyteller in lifesteal.
I think it’s Parker
Yes, both are pretty good, but I will agree that he sucks at pvp
Branzy, the true hero of Lifesteal. He traumatized the head of the evil, despicable, and the most terrible crafting table thieves. He has put an end to their evil plans.
The Goat !
I WANT MY CRAFTING TABLE BACK
It’s awesome how he turned a lifesteal video into a 100 day challenge
Yeah especially a half an hour one
mapicc did the same thing in season 4 then changed the title (its the dupewar video)
lol fr
fr
Fr its really cool !
clown and branzy always are the best lifesteal duo
Clown : " you see me consuming babies wyd"
Branzy : ask if youd like a glass of milk to wask it down
My favourite Branzy-Clown interaction ever
Good to see Branzy on Lifesteal again
yea
Yeah
Yep
Agreed
Yes
We just gonna gloss over Branzy saying “I have a murderous beast between my legs” 10:33
oh god out of context that sounds
@@unicorn_xxx3424 it definitely sounds
i love the way everyone turns a minecraft smp into a literal movie
and the fact its not scripted makes it even better
It’s funny that whenever clown appears, others just run away or shout in despair while Branzy just flirts with clown
13:00 that really is the perfect mood setting disc- it starts spooky, has a romance part, and then goes back to spooky
Branzy could turn anything into a 100 days challenge.
Blowing up the capital 100 days
in Minecraft
true :D
3:51 kinda strange
@frost_wolf just listen carefully…
10:32 AYO WHAT
The Entire Server At War To Get The Dragon Egg, Then Branzy Just Accidently Finds It Trying To Get Revenge For A Stolen Crafting Table. Good Stuff Man :)
Branzy's the kind of guy to make a 100 days video out of someone stealing his crafting table.
Branzy's trusted friend aka Clownpierce has once again saved him
Friend?
@@_CH0C0LAT3-3AT3R_ i meant *b f*
not only did he turn life steal into a 100 days challenge, this is probably the most wholesome life steal content I've ever seen-
I love how branzy is just trying to have fun while ppl are full on sweating💀💀💀
And he occasionally find the dragon egg as a result😅😂
0:01 can we appreciate how they plant the seeds without water as a symbol of "deadly"ness?
i love Branzy and Clowns relationship, they’re such good friends!!
Such close amigos! Roomates even! ^^
10:33 "with my new chauffeur and a murderous beast between my legs"🗿
I'd like to see a clown and branzy team again! I thought it was fun and at this point it's iconic!
branzy's lifesteal videos never get old, especially his duo w/ clownpierce :)) glad to have you back!!
branzy may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver
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Here early before this blows up 😂😂😂
Unfunny
Finna blow up in a week
It’s now that I realize how infinity fun and entertaining Branzy is.
Branzy at the start:and evil clowns...
Clownpierce after Branzy set the deal: *cough* I love you *cough cough*
I love branzy and lifesteal so much that this is just perfection
I love how basically this man went from being thought of as the server nitwit, to basically lifesteal kianu reeves over 2 stolen crafting tables.
Branzy getting the dragon egg was the twist of the century.
I love how the entire video is centered around Branzy's first crafting table xD
Branzy and ClownPierce. We needed this!
I love how everybody is aggressive and backstabbing but wholesome at the same time.
Turned out to be a really enjoyable, this one. I did not see that end twist coming, good work
I thought the deadliness meter was really cool. Reddons definitely should've had one. Anyway, really fun video, and it felt very fresh for Lifesteal content! Good work!
Omelette: Look up Gordon Ramsey's Omelette Recipe and he basically shows you exactly how to do it. For ingredients, I prefer pork, bacon, gruyere cheese, bell peppers, tomatoes, and caramelized onions.
"Look at this little humper" is suprisingly the weirding thing Branzy has ever said
BAHAHAHAHA I love dynamic between Branzy and Clown!
Anyway, great vid! I hope to see more Lifesteal content in future :p
I was still laughing at the doctor disconnect joke and then Jaron just said "What if we summoned a warden, on them."
“S tier Russian spy”got me dying😂💀
It’s is nice to see you back on lifesteal branzy. Keep up the amazing work!
branzy can turn anything in the world into a 100 days series
Copy
It's not
we need the teamup between clown and branzy terrorizing the server again
Clown getting uncomfortable from branzy just looking at everything in a wholesome way is hilarious.😂❤
Friendliest at deadliest at its finest
edit: hopefully this don't die again like s4 lmao
why hasnt branzy and clownpierce gotten married yet?
Possibly my favourite lifesteal video, Branzy just has this charm to him. That, and the fact he is freaking hilarious
Clownpierce is basically the joker of lifesteal😂
Jester penetrate
really hoped clown was gonna ask branzy for his indentured servitude for that woogie kill
Branzy i think your next video should be about getting better at PvP, so that you won’t get clapped by like anyone who wants to do so😂
(Like so he can see this)
I love it when clown comes anywhere most people are like oh no its clown and then branzy is like ooh hi clown😊😊 It honestly always makes my day when I see them together
the warden part is just pure chaos
I know I'm a bit late but every time I see a Branzy video I already know its gonna be full of humor and good times, keep it up mate!
Despite the fact that i barely see his videos, I will never grow bored when watching them.
23:46 not only is that a hilarious acronym, but it also might be the greatest hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy reference I’ve ever seen. So long and thanks for all the fish.
Branzy and ClownPierce are the Annabel and Doomslayer of minecraft
Best friendship I've seen in for ever
Great job Branzy!!! Enjoy the possession of the dragon egg!!
I feel though after watching a ton of lifesteal streams featuring the dragon egg that this is the most fitting ending but branzy might be a liitttllee bit of a target now
I cannot believe, through all that chaos, you walked out with the egg 😭 amazing video branzy!! ❤
THE KIDS ON TOP BABY!!! Red had it coming
MR CUBE!!!!
THE CUBE HAS ARRIVED!
despite I see his videos less often, he never fails to make me smile 🎉
He made me punch the wall out of excitement in the end
Long awaited video, so exited to watch :d
Bro that video was insane! Gg on finding the dragon egg! It looks like luck was on your side! +1!
I absolutely adore your videos, keep making great content like this
Always good to see a Branzy Lifesteal video
Let’s go!!!! Every day is good if branzy uploads
I always get super happy when I see a new Branzy video on my for you page they consistently make me laugh
PINK SHEEP LORE: The Pink Sheep? No. A brutal murderer, hunting down Brandy in his videos, searching for the perfect opportunity to take him down. Why? The pink sheep is simply jealous of branzy’s and clownpierce’s purely wholesome love
Finally branzy is back on lifesteal
One of the best, fun, and funniest videos I've ever seen on youtube
I swear this man deserves atleast 3 million subs
Keep up the good work branzy 36:
branzy love the video! one tip is when your trying to say a bunch of the same thing in chat like "I want my table" you can press the Up arrow on the keyboard and that will paste in the messages you said earlier in chat.
i just love how branzy comes up with old ideas like 100 days and just makes them better
Branzy I love your videos they are such high quality and you spend so much time on them! Keep up the good work
Glad to see your back on lifesteal. And I think I dreamt this 3 months ago.
This channel is one of my favorite channels of all time. you're so funny and make the best videos. keeo it up
Branzy, why do i feel like you're badboyhalo's grandpa?
No way he used a sharkilz thumbnaul lol
"I've become Branzy, Validation Failure of the Chat."
Branzy and clown always make me laugh and smile! Branzy Please do more videos with clown YALL are my favorite duo! I am so happy to see you back on lifesteal! 😂❤
Can we just appreciate how much effort he puts inside us?
Very poor choice of words.
I believe we need to address
something…
Branzy has an crazy love interest for an clown/satan himself
an amazing video filled with many twists and turns. I loved it.
Burn the egg
The goat branzy is back at it again one of the best Mc RUclipsrs I know keep it up branzy
"Walked straght out of hell- oh never mind your hired" - ClownPierce, 2023
“Defend the Crafting Table!” Best battlecry ever.
Amazing video as always, Branzy!
7:17 this killed me of laughter.
Every part with clown just made me laugh
I don't know if I'm just sad or gone crazy but I've been laughing since the start of this video, I find it funny 😂😂😂❤
Good to see branzy upload in less then a month 😊
Clown: "You walk into a room and you have seen me consuming babies. Just straight up Eating Infants. What do you do!!!"
Branzy: "Ask if you would like a glass of milk to wash it down."
“A murderous beast between my legs”
AYO?!
Deadly rank...
Small giraffe. Excellent choice
“a beast between my legs”
dirty mind activated
The Ende is the best part of the Video! I Reality enjoyed watching the whole Video, nontheless, good job
The exploding crafting table almost had me bursting out laughing... 😂😂😂😂
I think I laughed before the crafting table even exploded