Amy Schumer, John Boyega & Orlando on dating fails | The Graham Norton Show - BBC
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Goldie Hawn, Amy Schumer, Orlando Bloom and John Boyega compare dating fails.
On Graham's sofa this time are Oscar-winning Hollywood star Goldie Hawn and stand-up comedian and actress Amy Schumer, together in new action comedy Snatched, Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom to chat about his new film Unlocked, and Star Wars star John Boyega, appearing in Woyzeck at the Old Vic. Lucie Jones performs the UK's Eurovision entry Never Give Up on You.
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"That dress does though". That was smooth, Legolas.
My jaw literally dropped I was like omg SMOOTH LEVEL 100,000
NEW CELEB SHIP! LEGOLAS AND AMY SCHUMER!!
Goddamn that was SMOOTH!
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Shoot yer shot baby! I really do legit love funny women...
“Yeah, I went on a date in New York”. That statement oozes regret 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't get why it did work...
Why?
@@justfine8647 she prob became a Psycho after he told her.
@@justfine8647 I literally don’t get it!!! I have been living in NYC for ten years and I don’t get the joke
@@javiruiz8365 I think it was more to do with the quite mundane way of expressing going on a date, which is actually exciting for most people.
"I'm sorry but you make me sick" my new excuse for almost everything
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I love how Orlando and John are like "a big mouth is definitely not a problem" hahaha
Jhully Amilly Marangoni it is for me unfortunately. I have a very small member.
Javier Villarreal aww no🤣🤣😭
He said her dress leads to d!ck 😂
I love how they are being so chaotic
Both of them cracked up when the lady was talking that's my favourite part of this
"What's the worst thing that's happened on a first date?" 3:03 you can see Amy Schumer having war flashbacks
Killed me 😂
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@eating sugar no papa wtf
@@spencervanmeter8167 wherever Amy Schumer is, there also will you find the incels.
@@lttfan9185 👏👏👏
"No, I'm your garden gnome. Just buying some pasta."
Amazing😂😂😂😂
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"That dress does" Orlando is charming
Quick comeback for sure!
Is he complementing her? Or just implying that her dress is slutty?
@@javiervillarreal5269 he is stating that her dress attracts sleezy guys...as to speak. which is true.
@@javiervillarreal5269 it can be both ways. That's why it was amazing
Maybe he just wants some ass
2:23 Orlando Bloom just gave the "Yh, she's right" look.
Lol yes
He liked her boobies though
Hahahah...I love the fact that the male actors in this video are so honest in their reactions 🤣 Like at 02:22 Orlando just went "yeah, that's pretty accurate" and John at 02:46 just started laughing uncontrollably XD
This show is absolutely fantastic. Mr. Graham is a fine interviewer !
I was a member of the same club in London as Mr Bloom and would see him in the gym quite a bit. For the most part people left him alone (he trains like a fiend) but every once in a while someone would ask for his autograph etc and he was always really nice about it … even though it totally disrupted his training.
Its funny how Goldie corrects her legs after seeing herself with spreadlegs on the screen 2:11
samibilly it might have been her publicist signalling her lol
samibilly it’s just unladylike, it’s really proper to correct it.
samibilly u
*At her age they need a lot of air down there, it gets very hot sometimes you know*
@@aliciasimmons7142 dont say its unladylike just say she prefers them crossed with a skirt, dont put rules on women
“You make me sick”. Priceless Goldie !! LOL!
Did anyone notice Amy got flustered when Orlando whispered to her.
But I mean... wouldn’t you be?
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Mia Montminy well I’m not gay so no
He said Hail Hydra
She probably did more than that 😂
"I am sorry, but you make me sick" I love Goldie)
you are my Elf?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OH gosh
Goldie is so down to earth
Didn't think it was possible to love Goldie anymore but ... Proved me wrong! 🤣
I love how it's everyone's full name and "Orlando"
Every time I listen to Orlando speak I'm shocked. Even though I know he's British, I always expect an American accent cause of Pirates haha
I'll live off that compliment for a year hahaha. Gotta love Schumer
if kit harington didn't exist, orlando bloom would be great as jon snow❤
By the time of GOT Orlando was a bit too old to play Jon Snow. If the show began in 2001 you would have a case. And he's already done enough big period stuff with the Pirates of the Caribbean, LOTR, Kingdom of Heaven and Troy that it wouldn't really be breaking new ground for his career.
Watch the Kingdom of Heaven director’s cut. He’s basically Jon Snow in that lol. Also it’s a completely different type of movie compared to the theatrical cut.
Young Orlando, definitely.
Haha yeah, neither of them can emote! They're both stone-faced when they're acting lol
except that he's like 20 years too old
The Orlando Bloom glow-up is REAL. Goddamn he looks great now
I love that reaction from orlando and john at 2:23 xDD
Goldie is hilarious hahaha ! Beauty!
I wish to be that fun and youthful at 71! You go Goldie!
71??! Damn!
And to have her plastic surgeon's money. C'mon.
I just love this couch at this whole moment...the seating arrangement was key
I love the way Orlando looks at John.
Errr okay?
3:13 Graham is giving us life
I ❤ all of these guests
Goldie Hawn is a mood 😂
"There's a Girl in My Soup" was the first film I saw with Goldie Hawn. My father played it several times when I was a kid in the 80s. (the movie's from 1970). "Wildcats" was the second. My father took me to that. I think my Dad had the hots for Goldie Hawn.
It's funny how much Goldie sounds like her daughter Kate Hudson. I never realized it until now but the talking style is almost exactly the same.
That would be that Kate sounds like her mother, Goldie. 1) Goldie was born first. 2) Goldie's career has always been bigger than Kate's and the very reason why Kate even has a career in the first place.
The daugther sounds like her.
@@cherylynl.tompkins7049 I don't think he/she meant it in an offensive way. Chill
Jesus Christ Cherylyn. If A sounds like B then B sounds like A...but thanks for your insightful contribution that a mother was born before their daughter was.
@@whatever96 S(he) didn't imply being anything other than chill. Why do people always assume you're angry if you correct them? Weird.
Johns giving me young Denzel vibes..
orlando is a lil qt pie
I want someone to look at me the way orlando looks at John
For some reason, now whenever I see Orlando Bloom, all I can think of is that early episode of Midsomer Murders where he played the village philanderer and got killed with a pitchfork.
Me too! >_
Skinny ankles 🤣🤣 If I were to have even a modicum of Goldie's poise and grace in my later years I will die a happy woman
Amy Schumer's little jokes here and there r hilarious 🤣🤣
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I would have loved to see John and Orlando laugh when Goldy told her vomitting story
Goldie is so pure. Protect her at all cost haha
"I blocked her on my phone" 🤦🏽♀️😆
😂😂😂 '...guy with a huge saber' ,...everything from Amy Schumer is just funny...
Orlandos face at 2:23-2:25 like "hmm... well... i guess that's kind of true..."
yeah, Goldie!!! that poor guy will remember it all his life, so-o-o-o sad you didn't remember it until you were asked on Graham Norton 40 years later!!! LOL!
Goldie Hawn is so sweet! 😍😍😍😍
and there's orlando just smiling, when she's talking about a big saber, coz he knows he's got one
“I blocked her on my phone”. So matter of fact. 😂
I'm sure you've been blocked.
I am not a fan of Amy's comedy but she is pretty, and that was a smooth line Orelando dropped on her, cause he probably was checking her out.
"I'm sorry. But you make me sick."
I'm gonna use that if I end up on another bad first date where the guy gets mad because I tell them that I feel no chemistry.
Gotta go watch first wives club now just to get a little more Goldie 💜
Sierra R Private Benjamin
I too was sick on a first date. I’d eaten something dodgy and while he was giving me a lift home (and driving at 55mph) I knew I was going to throw up. I warned him, rolled the window down and threw up all down the side of his car. Unfortunately, because we were going so fast, some of it blew back into the car and covered us both! We ending up in a relationship for nearly 6 years after that though!
Celtic Echo Thats one way to mark your territory. It's called trauma bonding. Its been known to happen.
Omg that’s horrible HAHAHA literally my nightmare
"you make me sick" HAHAHA LITERALLYYY
Had no idea Orlando was British lmao
for everyone talking about how unfunny amy is orlando disagrees with you she had him in stiches lmfao
Sophia M His laugh is forced to be polite, you can hear it, when Goldie talks it’s a lot more real.
In another clip from this episode he scooted far away from amy bc she was making him uncomfortable and thats why hes leaning near John the whole time lmao and you can clearly see he is laughing uncomfortably not bc he cares abt what shes saying lmao
Don't forget they give the guests drinks when they come on. A lot of people laugh more readily when they've had a couple.
@@honeysweetbunbun so uncomfortable he commented that her dress leads to dick. Yeah that makes sense
Well he is a great actor :D
I thought Orlando was American! He is gorgeous
WTF Orlando Bloom is British?
I just assumed he was american
no, he is an elf
Rude much yourself?
Yes he's from Canterbury in Kent
bob jones I thought he was american also.
Goldie talks and laughs just like my mom. her whole mannerisms are the same w my mom.. it’s actually crazy the resemblance !
the look by graham 3:10, exactly what most people were thinking, "wha....?" can you imagine how he felt?
"who sculpted this?!" HAHAHA
Goldie Hawn, what a legend 👍🏽
That’s why it’s better to be honest from the start of a date otherwise it can end horribly😏🥺
have you seen those pics of Orlando on a surfboard..?
he has got one huge lightsaber
goldie hawn is a legend, god i love her
🌸 oh my that chap probably needed therapy from Goldie’s date lol 😂
She’s amazing 💕
How nice was Orlando though. A charitable compliment.
KafkaDecaf Yeah, but wtf did he say? I can't make it out.
Is it more or is Orlando hitting on Amy 😂😂
2:06, That dress does though, he says.
Graham Norton is the BEST host.
I can't believe that people watch this video and say such stupid things. This is a brilliant compilation of individuals! Every single one of them is awesome! LOVE Amy! She is so smart and brilliantly funny. ❤️
That's because everyone else is inferior to you.
Goldie looks FABULOUS!
Goldie is so sweet and classy. What a legend
Classy? Realky. She sat with her legs akimbo like a farmer"s daughter. No clue.
Goldie Hawn is such a legend!!
look at orlando's body language ... leaning away and blocking amy with his arm😂😂😂😂😂
Simply love Goldie
I went on a 1st date with a guy I was friends with, thankfully. We went to a very nice Chinese restaurant, known for their fresh (live) seafood. He had lobster and I had these huge seared scallops that were amazing.
We went back to his newly purchased loft, which was still being renovated. The toilet had to be flushed by filling a bucket and dumping it down the drain. No biggie, I really liked the guy.
We pop in a DVD, he casually does the stretch and yawn, arm over the shoulder thing, goes in for a kiss I'd really been looking forward to, and it happens. Before I could kiss him, I realized dinner is coming out, one way or another.
Six hours of this. With him holding my hair and manning the bucket. He offered to let me stay over, but I said no. Suspected he was just being polite.
We never had a second date, but we're FB friends almost 30yrs later. I've never eaten seafood at a Chinese restaurant since.
The exact same thing happened to me, except I was already married, so she had nowhere to go.
Is Orlando Bloom’s accent considered standard Kent accent?
Goldie Hawn is everything!!!
It's kind of sad hearing Goldie Hawn picking at her looks because you know she still looked great for her age before the plastic surgery.
When she was younger, Goldie Hawn was a solid 10.
I'm sorry but you make me sick lmaaaoooo that poor bloke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice
I love John
Amy shumer is funny as hell
she sure is...if you have a shit sense of humor and love praising plagiarists
Matt Allen chill out mate
You're right - eternal torture in a lake of fire is dreadfully unfunny too
Amy is SO RIGHT
I just saw a clip with Meryl Streep and now Goldie Hawn came on this one and then I decided I need see them on this together.
I can't speak for all men, but I disagree with Amy. If a woman can make me laugh, she's winning!
well if she's hot and funny sure- but if she's funny but not hot- then shes just funny and not fuckable.
@@Oshidorinohina As opposed to YOUR fuckability? Your nick kind of says it all.
I so gotta agree with Amy
The sexy thing about a young Goldie Hahn was her cute personality.
Goldie is golden.🙌
My mom met Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russel at a small community hall Shrove Tuesday pancake dinner in Rosseau, Ontario where they have a lake house. My mom was volunteering as a server, she asked them for a name to write on the order ticket. They were so used to people knowing who they were that they were confused by the question and thought she was being a smart ass. She had no idea who they were, she was in her 70s at the time and was really confused why they assumed she knew who they were. They weren't rude to her but as this was going on she thought that she must know them from some church or social function and was completely flustered by it. She evidently didn't get there names and she went back to the kitchen with no name on the ticket which screwed up the delivery of their meal when someone finally figured out that my mom wrote the ticket and asked where the food went she pointed to Goldie and Kurt and said they they wouldn't give their names and acted like my mom should have known it. I guess there was a pretty good laugh about it.
Well, he's to blame to show himself on the big screen....he lowkey wanted to flex
Awww he had apple juice. Awesome 👏
1:42 That is funny as it is creepy...But i still love that...
goldy's story is the best.
Will turner, my childhood hero.
Is it me or does Goldie Hawn look like Kurt Russell?
It is..hes wearing her :(
I think it's better this way than if she started doing botox and other anti aging treatments that already helped many stars in becoming monsters
Nicholas C over time couples actually start looking each other because they pick up each other's facial movements and other idiosyncrasies
Honey, she's had alot of work done. to borrow a line from her film The First Wives Club -"Honey, She's a quilt"
Welp. Can't unsee. Thanks man
Woman: man has a sense of humor, if I laugh at his jokes.
Man: woman has a sense of humor, of she laughs at my jokes.
Nice to see they rescued a whale at SeaWorld and put it on the show.
Are u my elve? 😱😂
OMG I’m just noticing that Kate Hudson totally sounds like her mom