【Terrible Therapy】 Dr. Ovid Gives Terrible Advice For Money 【NIJISANJI EN | Fulgur Ovid】

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  • Опубликовано: 18 дек 2024

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  • @pandan4938
    @pandan4938 2 года назад +195

    TIMESTAMPS
    6:28 Start
    7:20 Imitates Hex / I can fix you ❎ I can make you worse ✅
    8:13 Shows his "license"
    ⚡ *Terrible Therapy begins* ⚡
    8:46 Problem 1: Getting run over by a questionable man who keeps crashing a motorcycle
    10:06 Problem 2: Defeat in Smash
    13:13 Problem 3: Feeling lonely
    15:43 Problem 4: A meteorite among his patients
    18:19 Problem 5: Wanting to be a dog more than a man
    20:25 Problem 6: Behavior problem
    22:54 Problem 7: Concerned artist too cracked at drawing cybernatic arms
    25:01 Problem 8: Interesting way of starting your day before work
    27:25 Problem 9: [Redacted] -they know too much-
    28:05 Problem 10: Dog pogs too much
    31:09 Problem 11: Fictional men raised standards too high
    34:12 Problem 12: Sentient tenticle monster with a deep voice in the bedroom
    37:09 Problem 13: Loud neighbors doing the deed
    41:01 Problem 14: Forgetting how to love
    41:15 Problem 15: Uncontrollable appetit and drowsiness
    42:59 Problem 16: Adult fanfics help with sleeping
    44:25 Problem 17: Toxic relationship with cats
    46:50 Problem 18: Muscular cheeks from laughing too much
    49:04 Problem 19: Enjoying getting slapped
    50:25 Problem 20: Osheep gaslights about having booba
    52:24 Problem 21: 10 more minutes turning into 3 hours
    53:32 Problem 22: Can't do multiple routes in otome games
    56:27 Problem 23: Strange dream last night
    59:10 Problem 24: Questionable hobby of collecting yellow water and fingernails
    1:01:37 Problem 25: Doubting kindness from other people
    1:04:24 Problem 26: Ditched by a friend who went to watch Fulgur's stream
    1:06:15 Problem 27: Losing faith in good games
    1:08:51 Problem 28: How to become the ultimate chuuni
    1:10:25 Problem 29: Sleeping problem and using streams as a sleeping aid
    1:12:46 Problem 30: Becoming unseiso because of vtubers
    1:14:12 Problem 31: Everything is susssy among us ඞඞඞ
    1:15:13 Problem 32: Embarassment from something that happened a long time ago
    1:17:07 Problem 33: What is short about 5 hours
    1:18:28 Problem 34: Nightmares about public shaming
    1:20:29 Problem 35: Notification not going off on phones
    1:20:46 Problem 36: Boba addiction
    1:22:08 Problem 37: Problem from Doggo
    1:23:23 Problem 38: Failed haircut
    1:24:38 Problem 39: Positive reinforcement to others
    1:27:26 Problem 40: Another patient who wants to become a dog
    1:28:44 Problem 41: Eating rice with ketchup
    1:29:20 Problem 42: Living the marshmallow dream in a bathtub
    1:30:12 Problem 43: How to move on from ex-crush
    1:31:25 Problem 44: A certain cyborg causing oversleep
    1:33:50 Problem 45: Mommy issues
    1:34:37 Problem 46: Haunted by ghosts who d1ed from Fulgur Ovid's reckless driving
    1:36:34 Problem 47: Misunderstood as a furry
    1:39:02 Problem 48: Explaining being into yandere guys
    1:40:53 Problem 49: Wanting to become normal
    1:42:39 Problem 50: Spending too much money on mf's on the internet
    1:44:18 Problem 51: Going p2w in Candy Crush
    1:45:47 Problem 52: Thin walls problem
    1:46:54 Problem 53: Falling for Alan Binc
    1:48:33 Problem 54: Enjoying seeing parents make out
    1:49:41 Problem 55: BL makes brain go ooga booga
    1:51:07 Problem 56: Mermaid descendant asking for a diagnosis
    1:52:42 Problem 57: How would Cerberus have a stroke
    1:54:14 Problem 58: Seeing a fake therapist
    1:55:09 Problem 59: How to be single among couples
    1:57:23 Problem 60: Cannot download Genshin
    1:58:11 Accidentally picks the same marshmallow twice and turns it into a life lesson
    1:59:50 Cannot find more questions...
    2:00:15 Outro?

    • @ivorykmx
      @ivorykmx 2 года назад +6

      thank u pandan ❤️ im sorry that you had to sit through this terrible pain

    • @pandan4938
      @pandan4938 2 года назад +8

      @@ivorykmx it’s ok. Just like one of his patients my cheeks are now muscular from laughing too much

    • @vantaclipss
      @vantaclipss 2 года назад +8

      the fact that i was the person who wrote 26.

    • @MiPiaceIlGrigio
      @MiPiaceIlGrigio 2 года назад +4

      @@vantaclipss LMFAO I read your comment while Fulgur was absolutely roasting the sh!t out of you, I'm sorry for laughing 😶

    • @vantaclipss
      @vantaclipss 2 года назад +3

      @@MiPiaceIlGrigio AHAGA DW DW, WE'RE GONNA WATCH THE DANGANROPA STREAM TOGETHER THIS WEEK LOL 🤭 i was laughing my a$$ off too

  • @kressy
    @kressy 2 года назад +189

    The absolute shock trauma from the ending has left me needing another appointment

    • @kaelyx
      @kaelyx 2 года назад +10

      im reeling from shock and laughter 😭

  • @cilabee
    @cilabee 2 года назад +40

    Excellent advice doc, thank you so much. So if i understand this right:
    - becoming a furry will solve a lot of issues
    - getting a dog is the best solution to anything
    - your license is absolutely a valid one, it is not a driver's license and we should never doubt your qualifications (someone please get that one person out and see if they're okay)
    - flirt with your tentacle monster but remember to use protection
    - beat up and kiss your enemies but never cry because crying is boring
    And so much more. Thank you so much, i leave this session a healthier person with a better mindset.

  • @M0_0NiE
    @M0_0NiE 2 года назад +109

    i just love it when my therapist runs away from me mid-session i truly feel as if i've gotten worse. thank you, sir.

  • @tadanopoteto
    @tadanopoteto 2 года назад +59

    Imagine all of us lying on the ground outside the doctor's office after he kicked us out 🤣 this was a fever dream and a half

  • @Shoumie
    @Shoumie 2 года назад +15

    Most realistic display of a therapy session I've ever seen. I even got kicked out at the end without any further explanation!
    10/10 would pay for more therapy
    I definitely need it now

  • @nia_homie
    @nia_homie 2 года назад +38

    Great therapy session and completely hilarious how he suddenly ditched us at a certain demon’s stream 😂

  • @disco___
    @disco___ 2 года назад +3

    Dr. Fulgur single handedly giving people abandoment issues

  • @icantpianoanymore
    @icantpianoanymore 2 года назад +6

    best therapy session 10/10 would recommend

  • @_brigmorewitch
    @_brigmorewitch 2 года назад +14

    i think i now know how a lobotomy would feel like the way this stream suddenly ended thank you for the terrible therapy session will recommend you to all my friends doctor

  • @ivorykmx
    @ivorykmx 2 года назад +10

    What the hell??? I think i just had a fever dream…

    • @haechan_dream3373
      @haechan_dream3373 2 года назад +1

      I was so shocked when he ended stream out of no where. That it really does feel like a fever dream 😂

  • @kobore_urei
    @kobore_urei 2 года назад +8

    Best therapy session including the abrupt ending, 10/10.

  • @eilselle2434
    @eilselle2434 2 года назад +3

    Is Dr. Ovid in? Doctor, you haven't paid rent in the past 6 months, this is your final warning to pay your dues or I'm afraid we'll have to kick you out

  • @jumo9113
    @jumo9113 2 года назад +9

    nicest therapy session 10/10 would definitely come back again for therapy

  • @collaa8342
    @collaa8342 2 года назад +5

    Thank you for the stream Today ending is the best ever I've encounter in my life. That was so hilarious .

  • @dreamy_usagi
    @dreamy_usagi 2 года назад +3

    I’ve been having a bad week but this made everything better 🤣💙
    10\10 advices 😂

  • @LiED2manyTimes
    @LiED2manyTimes 2 года назад +8

    Fuu-chan you MAD LAD OMG 🤣💀 you just give THE MOST BEST advices i've ever heard LMAO now i can sleep with a light heart for the first time Thank you sooo much for the stream 💕

  • @applefff
    @applefff 2 года назад +4

    THANK you for all your advise doc!! And it's foul for kicking us out

  • @elihere
    @elihere 2 года назад +1

    1:48:30 comfygazers in shambles

  • @cjtenshi146
    @cjtenshi146 2 года назад +5

    Thank you for the therapy session Dr. Fu-chan. I'll be needing another session to recover from this session

  • @LadyKasdeyaKilljoy
    @LadyKasdeyaKilljoy 2 года назад +6

    The dramatic endings are spreading over Niji

  • @TsukiHitsuji
    @TsukiHitsuji 2 года назад +6

    I'm still in stock for such a dramatic ending. Thank you for the stream and it's really fun. I laughed so hard for some of the suggestions. Otsu fuuchan!

  • @Mi_yuuwu
    @Mi_yuuwu 2 года назад +4

    Cannot get over the ending

  • @erushi
    @erushi 2 года назад +10

    Thank you for the therapy session Dr. Ovid! Even though you suddenly ran away and ditched us, we still had a great time Also thank you for your great advices, 10/10 will come again next time

  • @penguingenius39
    @penguingenius39 2 года назад +2

    The ending😂

  • @sunflowercomfy_on_twitter
    @sunflowercomfy_on_twitter 2 года назад +5

    Ty for the stream Fuuchan, I laughed sooo hard
    It was such a creative idea!
    Can't wait until our next session Dr. Ovid

  • @stsgtwrl
    @stsgtwrl 2 года назад +8

    thank you for the stream Dr.Ovid. you couldn't help us but you made us worse so thank you for that!! 😃 it was very fun

  • @yasai9542
    @yasai9542 Год назад

    34:50 the disappointment lol

  • @spinni1
    @spinni1 2 года назад +2

    I was way way late for the stream- could only catch the ending; which was perfect btw :D
    Stated watching the vod and cringed at my own post-
    I wrote the lonely one >8D hahaha
    I cackled so hard at the roast!! I needed that

  • @GrudlePenguin
    @GrudlePenguin 2 года назад +7

    I'm glad you guys enjoyed the pog dog and tentacle bed monster stories! Join me in eternal poggnation in the void

  • @_coco4928
    @_coco4928 2 года назад +3

    The ending is also a therapy, frfr

  • @NJDJ1986
    @NJDJ1986 2 года назад +7

    2 hours of Terrible therapy! great stream tonight Fulgur! have a goodnight!

  • @sleepylol5896
    @sleepylol5896 2 года назад +1

    we got gaslighted at the very end otsu doctor, thank you for the 2 hour terrible advice. I had so much fun

  • @behindzerosp
    @behindzerosp 2 года назад +2

    Panic escape XD Otsu!

  • @dailyquestionidkwhattoeatf4430
    @dailyquestionidkwhattoeatf4430 2 года назад +1

    Thank for your therapy Dr. Ovid. But I haven't paid yet....

  • @AmeAmv
    @AmeAmv 2 года назад +14

    Great stream, laughed so much I was crying

  • @hirrrayem_
    @hirrrayem_ 2 года назад +1

    THANK YOU FOR THE STREAM DR. OVID WITH A DRIVER'S LICENSE, I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE STREAM LMAO 💯

  • @riruru4119
    @riruru4119 2 года назад +2

    That was actually terrible!!!! He left us too early it's terrible

  • @tabithaminyue6266
    @tabithaminyue6266 Год назад

    As a therapy session? -10/10
    As a How to Gaslight Your Way Through Life 101 session? 11/10.

  • @shayo1171
    @shayo1171 2 года назад

    I could not stop laughing watching the vod 😂 helped me concentrate on my tasks too lol.

  • @potatomacchiato
    @potatomacchiato 2 года назад

    I missed this stream and just remembered it today. I'm going bonkers and looking crazy laughing watching this stream.

  • @shiibii
    @shiibii 2 года назад +1

    otsuu dr fuu!! thank you for the stream

  • @uraroo
    @uraroo 2 года назад +2

    I DEMAND A REFUND DR OVID

  • @skylarkyou
    @skylarkyou 2 года назад +1

    GAHDAMN IT LMAO THE ENDING IS PERFECT 😭😭😭

  • @yanneswiththebearr
    @yanneswiththebearr 2 года назад +1

    10/10 session, definitely will come back for more.

  • @shayo1171
    @shayo1171 2 года назад

    I just love the vibe of this entire stream 😂

  • @kinya2997
    @kinya2997 2 года назад +1

    amazing ending lmao

  • @maemeiparfaitthisisfine6361
    @maemeiparfaitthisisfine6361 2 года назад +1

    I feel like this therapist might be a sham

  • @orchidee4940
    @orchidee4940 2 года назад +1

    Loved the ending

  • @jetblackprelude
    @jetblackprelude 2 года назад +1

    scam doctor?! no my osheep would never...
    thanks for the stream fulgur! it was so funny!

  • @MauraxX
    @MauraxX 2 года назад +2

    Also I’m vod squad today let’s get into what’ll probably be the most irreversible therapy damage of my life 💪 no I’m kidding lmao but thank you for the the stream!

  • @Chickenalmond
    @Chickenalmond 2 года назад +2

    THE END LMAO?????

  • @catinapan4956
    @catinapan4956 2 года назад +1

    Lol but I must say osheep you too nice to be mean 😂😂 and damn comfydants writing skills 10/10.

  • @maple0099
    @maple0099 2 года назад

    Hi Dr Ovid, please come back, lets talk about our next treatment

  • @CrimsonChronos-
    @CrimsonChronos- 2 года назад +1

    It was fun, even though it came to a sudden end. Thanks for the stream Dr. (but not really) Ovid.
    Also, return to Marshmallow.

  • @canaterica
    @canaterica 2 года назад +1

    IT JUST ENDED LIKE THAT AJHDJWHD

  • @cjoes9630123
    @cjoes9630123 2 года назад +2

    Dr. Ovid, TSKR

  • @mirooos7208
    @mirooos7208 2 года назад +1

    Let me check=okay,bye~😂

  • @narawwrr
    @narawwrr 2 года назад +3

    Best therapy session ever! I recommend Dr Ovid for all your problems.
    Efficient replies and does his job professionally >_

  • @zhenyazhe
    @zhenyazhe Год назад

    The advice about loud hentai reminded me of real life situation
    We had neighbours above our apartment who were always stomping very loudly all day and night
    So my mom moved our sound system to the very top of the bookshelf right under the ceiling
    And at 5 am turned on arabic drums on full volume

  • @sae8939
    @sae8939 2 года назад +1

    uhhh i guess thanks for the session Dr. Ovid???

  • @bbazang6773
    @bbazang6773 2 года назад +1

    now we can see the ending of an illegally licensed doctor, who give us a shock trauma as his last present. But i could laugh all time in this stream, thankssss

  • @imaginaryscape
    @imaginaryscape 2 года назад +3

    So you guys know when the next therapy session is?

  • @roviel6543
    @roviel6543 2 года назад

    the millie part had me laughing.. whahhaahahahhaa

  • @Mad_orange
    @Mad_orange 2 года назад +1

    really enjoyed this stream! i laughed a TON xD you're an amazing Dr! it cured my depression for awhile !
    you are really so good staying in character through the entire stream please let this be a new segment fuuchan!

  • @sparo_splat
    @sparo_splat 2 года назад +1

    Doc, dumping patients that seek mental help into gacha maybe isn't a good idea lmaooo

  • @泠泫
    @泠泫 2 года назад +1

    🥛

  • @ying7260
    @ying7260 2 года назад +1

    LMAO Bro

  • @Shirarin505
    @Shirarin505 2 года назад +1

    Excuse me Dr. Ovid. I believe I booked for a 4 hour therapy session but you ran midwayyy???? I need my refund please!!! /j
    Omg fuuchan otsu!!! This was so funny!! Sheeps ya'll are wild hahahhahaha Fuu roasted hard damn Thank you for the stream fuuchan! Rest well! Otsubaa!

  • @ciciry_obelia
    @ciciry_obelia 2 года назад +1

    sir...

    • @ciciry_obelia
      @ciciry_obelia 2 года назад

      I mean... Are you okay...? sir?...

  • @blushlings
    @blushlings 2 года назад +1

    sir i would like a refund

  • @victorym744
    @victorym744 2 года назад +2

    BRUH

  • @rose-ix8us
    @rose-ix8us 2 года назад +1

    the ending??

  • @nenosuns
    @nenosuns 2 года назад +1

    ehh? can't find more questions but he didn't read mine TT^TT this therapist is obviously a scam 🤕

  • @hinatale2808
    @hinatale2808 2 года назад +1

    Lmfao

  • @defkuzu
    @defkuzu 2 года назад +1

    Thank you so much, Dr. Ovid. Money well spent. 10/10 recommended, will come again

  • @vynn_yakuu
    @vynn_yakuu 2 года назад +1

    Where do I get my refund?

  • @marysdaydream
    @marysdaydream 2 года назад +1

    ayo?

  • @uwuchyuujinn_7703
    @uwuchyuujinn_7703 2 года назад +1

    LMAOOOOOO THANKYOUNFOR THE STREAM Doctor Ovid I really laugh out loud during the ‘therapy’ i love this so much! The advices are so TOXIC please have good rest after talking for so long

  • @kyanmabarbiegirl8495
    @kyanmabarbiegirl8495 2 года назад +1

    Sir, I was laughing so hard throughout the stream... I don't even have much to say, just thank you, it was an interesting (kinky) experience

  • @adhelheid
    @adhelheid 2 года назад +1

    10/10 would definitely recommend

  • @yumesereine1024
    @yumesereine1024 2 года назад +1

    Thank you so much for this advices. I learned a lot Looking forward to having another session!

  • @gumdrop8979
    @gumdrop8979 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for the the (terrible) best therapy session doctor Ovid! I shall now heed your advice and drink red bull every single day of my life . (this was hilariouss, otsuu fuu-chan!)

  • @janeshuii
    @janeshuii 2 года назад +1

    This is the worst therapy I've had! I have been scammed Should have known when the doctor called VSF as VTF

  • @cacciatore5515
    @cacciatore5515 2 года назад +1

    Thank you so much Dr. Ovid, this is the best therapy session I've ever had in my life

  • @anyonehaverice6476
    @anyonehaverice6476 2 года назад +1

    I guess getting charged ×10 times more to get Dr Ovid jeolous about getting slapped is probably worth it lmao. Two hours of terrible therapy had me laughing until my stomach hurts, and the dramatic ending really got me there, I think I might need more therapy in the future.

  • @why_r_u_runnin9
    @why_r_u_runnin9 2 года назад +1

    The ending... Doctor how do I process a refund?

  • @toto77694
    @toto77694 2 года назад

    You did a great job today. Thank you always. I hope you have a good night and a good day. See you next time.

  • @koishino-06
    @koishino-06 2 года назад +1

    Just like any man, they run off before the session even started /jk
    That was a fun stream! Thank u Dr. Ovid for listening to my problems on stream! I genuinely enjoyed being degraded
    I actually don’t, where’s the refund

  • @shining_artist
    @shining_artist 2 года назад +1

    STOOPPP I just started the vod and I CHOKED ON MY TEA
    Not the roast to everybaa lmaoooo.
    "Reject humanity. Become beyond." "F real people. Fictional people can change." Baamen.
    Btw, to the baa who sent the problem about the tentacle shadow thing under their bed, I'm a psychic+healer, so contact me IF you want help with that.
    Aaaanyways, thank you for the session Dr. Looking forward to the next one