Every Single Custodian Shield Host EXPLAINED By An Australian | Warhammer 40k Lore
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- This might sound crazy, but Custodes come in more than just Gold upon Gold. Today we look at every single group of Custodes there is
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There three things that it's impossible to get too much of
1. Good Gin
2. Bewbs (of any quality)
3. Custodes Content
And you can get two of those right here : www.patreon.com/majorkill
MajorKill Gin incoming? I'd buy it.
Your Custodes vids are too short bro... 😎👍
no spaniel ears for me mate
Bewbs for the Bewb god
I shall quote the Great Lord Adornable "Yes"
"Look - let's be real. Wearing slick, black, gold-trimmed Allarus Terminator armor is just as erogenous as wearing - nothing at all.😎" - The Lockwarden, Shield-Captain of the Shadow Keepers of the Adeptus Custodes.
It's like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.
Stupid sexy custodies
THIS IS FAIR
*techno swell*
Custodes swole
Bruva Alfabusa had it dead accurate...
@@The_BlackTemplar same custodian: i'm surrounded by fear.. and dead clothed men..
The tribute to shield host Proteus brought a tear to my eye
Me too
Custodians: "Robute Guilliman has risen from the dead and declared himself Lord of the Imperium! To prevent disaster he must be removed!"
Heralds: "Nah G-man's chill don't worry"
Custodians: "Uhhh... ok... why?"
Heralds: " The Emporer!"
Custodians: "ohh fair enough"
Then they get new gear and wonder wtf they were on when they thought killing him was a good idea?
@@mugenokami2201 To be fair, the primarchs were the reason for the Emperor's entombment to the golden throne. Not only that, but like Horus, Guilliman is trying to take control of the Imperium.
@@xdlol1177 he’s trying to take the helm so it doesn’t shit the bed
@@mugenokami2201 Although true, because we see from the outside in, the Custodes do not have that luxury, no matter how superior they are.
@@xdlol1177 Kinda weird that Custodes never tried to be Regents of the Imperium themselves since Big E made them very competent at everything when he created the Custodes
The Custodes Codex actually hints that the Shadowkeepers are actually keeping the 11th Primarch in the cells under the Imperial Palace
What about number ii?
yeap sounds about right
@@mistertaz94 we don't talk about number II
@@vid101. Primarch Bruno Madrigal
In The Chamber at the End of Memory by James Swallow it pretty much says that both are on Terra. Dorn learns of this from Malcador and sees rooms sealed off with their numbers on it. Been a bit since I've read it so I think that's how it went.
Fun fact :
The Custodian armor is not painted, the auramite color is changed on a molecular level !
Because paint is too basic for the Emperor’s golden banana boys.
huh
@@user-gq3eq5bf9t The Custodes COdex mentions they change their armor's color through some ancient alchemical process no one outside the Imperial Palace knows about.
Teach me how to do the secret alchemical "ways" to NOT have to paint... just- just so much plastic! 😮💨
When you think about it, the Shadow Keepers are pretty much the SCP Foundation if it was also a Knight Order from the Future…..
Scp-143-khorne has escaped containment. Sending in team bravo-stodies to bring it back.
Y’know, they’re kind of of like SCP’s Tau-5. Immortal super soldiers made from a god to protect unkillable monsters and arcane super weapons.
1:22 The Custodes really love their enthusiastic walks after leaving the Imperial Palace to join the Indomitus Crusade for the first time in 10,000 years
Emperor: You...killed them?
Tyranids:Yes sent an entire fleet!!
Emperor:Oh? What about fleets 2 through 10?
The five custodes: *Mhahaha! MWAHAHAHA!*
“CUSTODIAN!” - “Go for a walk….”
Very enthusiastic walks.
@@s.m2895 you done goofed.
@@62sy i'm wrecking my brain and can't remember where is this quote from. Pls advice.
glory to Kitten!! “We don’t need another warmaster, we need a daddy!”
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg
Huuummongous terminator daddies!
@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg do we need to get the unsee juice out of the cellar part of the black cells again?
"Time and time again it's been shown a positive parental figure guards against the perils of chaos.
This is why we elected you captain general."
PUSH ME DADDY, PUSH ME ON THE SWIIIIIIIIING *BONK*
@@dc-101 goodness gracious this comment thread is amazing
5:34 "...as the dreadhost considered this as a threat to Terra" Oh they done fucked up"
5:36 "....hence alongside the Minotaur chapter" OH THEY DONE FUCKED UP
I love the fact that you have no one to blame for tts ending, so you're recreating the shield host to vent your frustration on the mechanicus. I approve. For Kitten and the Emperor
I blame GW.
^
That's like blaming a wall for running into it
@@noctier9385 he quit specifically because they were cracking down on fan content GW is the proper thing to blame
@@goreobsessed2308 And they have been doing so for quite some time and/or in bouts over the years. The analogy was apt
The Custodian Guard are really super tragic. To gain such strength and power, they are stripped of free will to a massive degree. Astartes and Primarchs could choose their loyalty or believes, but His guards can't even contemplate acting against his will.
There is a beautiful interaction between Valdor and the Last Thunder Warriors General. He lived and felt, whereas Valdor had everything taken from him by the Emperor to become the human robot he was.
Yes that was one of the most wholesome conversations I ever had with that damned ushotan
He died pitying me, even as I plunged my knife down on him he rabbled on that he truly lived, he may have held a grudge against the emperor
But he died recieving his and my gratitude
@@Constantin_Valdor_ You did seem to agree with him, that the Emperor (beloved by all ;) )had taken everything from you...
@@Kristian.B.Kristiansen yes he has and in doing so he has made me his trusted subordinate, he has sculpted me to his design and my service and loyalty are to him as he is, in my own words, my creator
@@Constantin_Valdor_ How's your army of Blanks coming up? Which doesn't make sense since Blanks are rare and not easy to find in the grimdark galaxy
Would you give up not only your humanity, but also the last bit of your free will and freedom, for unlimited power ? And had you the choice ?
The question of the loss of one's humanity is key to transhumanity in W40k.
Argel Tal openly blamed the Emperor for making him a monster, before his fight against the Custodians. Also to justify to himself that being possessed by the Warp did not make him a monster, as he had always been one.
On the other hand, transhumans like Abaddon consider themselves the peak lf human evolution.
The Emperor probably see all of them as despicable, albeit necessary, mutants.
I love the shadow keepers!!! They guard all the spooky shit in the emperor's closet. Along with guarding all the future hentai the universe doesn't need to see.
Imperium's version of the scp foundation
I dont know if they or the Dread host has more ressources but they seem to be the biggest
@@tumage8592 Emperor chooses is
@@argeltalthecustodiankiller6552 emperors choosen?
@@tumage8592 Emperors choossen
Concerning the vault, in the codex it was stated that it contained a certain "Subject XI" probably teasing at the lost eleventh primarch. It certainly fit the criteria of dangerous but too valuable to loose.
Lol i had a giggle with: “they have a secret fortres around uranus”
11:02 Those fortresses won't be secret or save for long when this carefully mastercraftet bulge comes for them.
You know custodians are S tier when the Big E wanted them by his side when he clapped the galaxies cheeks.
Our boy Kitten lives in our hearts while we wait the day TTS resumes.
I also don't mind the new world of darkness spin either honestly, but yes, a conclusion would be juice eventually
What is TTS?
@@atlas9731 TTS is the shorthand for "If the Emperor had a Text-To-Speak device" series created by Alfabusa. Which, as name implies, is a series here on youtube where the Man-Emperor has a TTS device installed and can, therefore, speak again with the world at large. His main caretaker and audience surrogate is the Custodes Captain General knows as "Kitten" (his name is too big to properly call it so everyone else calls him that). Through Kitten's eyes we experience the 40K lore with a few twists and turns (and a lot of sarcasm) in a way that left many fans happy and entertained. I recomend you check it out.
@@anlize3422 Thank you!
Every day I pray to the man emperor for the blessed day of The Return
I really like the idea of the keepers. In Brad Pitts voice, "What's in the box- vault?!?!"
Please tell me you don’t watch norn queen alexias
@@argeltalthecustodiankiller6552 wut
@@argeltalthecustodiankiller6552 A norn-queen is a tyranid boss momma. Not just a youtuber 😁
@@xenostim her videos are dumb she doesn't know anything lol
@@NornQueenKya nornqueenalexis
0:00 Intro
2:07 Aquilan Shield
4:25 Dreadhosts
5:44 Solarwatch
6:51 Emissaries Imperatis/Emperor's Heralds
9:11 Shadowkeepers
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THX
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It would be pretty cool if we got a story about a guardsman from like a penal legion who suddenly gets an Aquilan Shield to guard him. Maybe the guardsman is wavering in his faith in the emperor and the imperium and the custodes, over the years, has become jaded with baseline humanity. The guardsman could remind the custodes what the emperor was fighting for and the custodes could restore the guardman’s faith in the imperium which would inspire him to fulfill his duty.
To think, if the Custodes themselves were as numerous as Space Marines, the entire Galaxy would’ve actually been conquered and not ended up in the bloodiest conflict since the War in Heaven. Unless they’re going up against plot armored enemies like (basically every single named Chaos lord/Daemon prince).
They are too expensive to mass produce.
@@timothybelleci3554 which is why if they were as numerous, humanity would be unstoppable
“To learn that the Dread Host comes for you is to learn that you are in the process of dying..”
I don’t know why I found that so funny lol
"Vertus praetors, AKA the flying custodes" Vertus praetors are the bike guys. Might be grav bikes but when you think flying custodes. You tend to think of Venatari.
Yeap cheers for this. Small mix up but I actually still works (they get on bikes to go faster)
@@majorkill I dunno why but I used to do the same all the time too. Prob cuz they both start with a V. Which is actually why it stood out to me in the vid.
@@majorkill have you ever considered doing a video about the impact TTS has had on the 40K community as a whole? (Eg memes, people thinking Rogal Dorn always had a mustache, the Fabulous Custodes making GW create an actual Custodian army)
TTS LIVES ON (until Alfabursa picks it back up again) in the heart and souls of the fans!
and until GW gets their head out of their behinds we shall just enjoy what ever else the boyz create. Either way, we get good content and GW can go eat some glue for all i care.
Nice new Krieg gear @Majorkill, will you be joining us in the trenches soon?
Just woke with a hangover and saw this had just been uploaded. Thank the Emperor!
Long ago, the 3 Chaos gods lived together in harmony.
But then, everything changed when Slaneesh was born.
Only the God Emperor, master of Galactic Cheek Clapping could stop them, but when the world needed him most… he got destroyed by a bald shithead.
Kitten and I discovered a new Emperor, a Aryan kid named Gulliman.
Though he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone.
But I believe, Gullimans plotarmor can save the Imperium.
With the solar watch, you should probably use light grey or silver
The tawny off white isn't actually too bad depending on what brand you use. Vallejo or Kimera have pretty good coverage that will cover in one coat. I prep with some light scratches which will really give it a golden white stone look when a wash is added. Even easier if you prime with white if you're not going for shading effects.
I just refuse to use citadel, though. I notice a lot of people that are afraid of yellow or white use citadel or army painter premixed colors. The pigment density just isn't good enough and blending is a pain.
They are certainly my favourite faction
0:30 I was expecting Brother Santodes and his Long Flowing Golden Hair of Fabulousness
IT’S OUR BOOIIII!!!!!
Lol, imagine a tv show or novel where a random guardsman being guarded by a group of custodians. That'll be fun to watch
I love the custodes. Pretty much the GIGACHADs of 40K.
Although, I think the 6 custodes vs an entire nid fleet led by Swarmlord thing overplayed the golden boys and downplayed the bugs a little bit much.
It did happen in a book (There's an excerpt on Reddit) but the plot armor's MEGA thick and the nids acted really out of character.
[Some explanations below. Of course, Spoiler alert]
Endless gaunts and nid warriors were sent, managed to do jack shit to auramite armor. Nids kept sending them anyways.
1 custode died to some kind of stranglethorn followed with bio plasma fire. This combo was never utilized again.
1 custode died to "Great barbs of envenomed bone" Not sure what fired them.
1 custode died to psychic fire from a zoanthrope. No additional zoanthropes or psykers were mentioned again.
Except The Swarmlord whose psychic power was seemingly forgotten as he used none of it during the fight. Not even his psychic barrier.
Still, Swarmlord killed 2 custodes in a rather quick succession, followed with a close duel with the shield captain, where The Swarmlord died to the misericordia.
So the 6 custodes DID win. They held like raid bosses for several days, but partly because the nids there were just braindead. They knew what worked and what didn't, yet they barely adapted. And The Swarmlord forgot about half the things that made him powerful. I could be mistaken though, not much of a lore expert myself. Feel free to correct!
I really needed this episode
Thanks majorkill :)
Great content as always! Would love a vid where you cover all the Tau Septs.
I wonder how often it's happened that a psyker predicts that Random Guardsman 342 is going to save the Emperor, the Aquilan Shield shows up, and then RG 342 only ever winds up on that battlefield not because he was always going to or because they ensured he survived, but because his superiors noticed that a bunch of ten foot tall dudes in auramite power armor started following him everywhere last week and gave him a new assignment.
HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES
Never use that inflection on the word *daddies* again
1:44 - the different type of STDs is for the guard players bc some guardsmen may have gonorrhea or something idk LOL (I'm a guard player btw and all the custodies players I've met and played have been some of the chilliest mfs, almost as chill as average Ork players)
Henry Cavill should play Constantin Valdor if a (decent) 40K film/series was ever made! 😁
I'd rather see him as Big E in a Horus Heresy series, to be honest. Casting the most famous 40k fan as the most central 40k character seems logical. And after seeing the Horus Heresy trailer, I REALLY want a Horus Heresy show.
He'd make a better Lion El'Jonson
Nah, he should play Kitten.
@@changer_of_ways_999 if you ask me, the Emperor should remain faceless, appearing in a blinding golden light to show his power and sheer distance from mankind in said power.
@@venerablebrothergoriate5844 This comment made me gag. Then how are you supposed to do the famous showdown of him and Horus in those conditions or all the other nuanced interactions he's had with people in the lore? The Last Church, for example, absolutely would not work.
Plz do post a video explaining how a Custodian is created, I find it confusing and would love a video on this in the casual way you explain the 40k lore.
I am actually curious about their biology in general as they are somewhat different from the Astartes
The Custodians are hand crafted by the Emperor, each one requires some of the Big E’s blood to create. Think of astartes as your normal factory made item where custodians are the high quality hand crafted by the masters
I was surprised to find out my long standing paint scheme for my Blood Angels successor chapter, the Zealots Penitent, is the same as the Solar Watch. It is indeed a bad ass color scheme. I first came up with it when I played Space Marine at launch like ten years ago. If I had known Custodes would become a playable army back then and be a canon color scheme, I would have used it on that. However, I don't like to repeat color combinations so my Adeptus Custodes will eventually be dark metallic blue with black trim and silver robes and plumes.
Pretty much everything I have is homebrew at this point. Only one not are my Thousand Sons assorted Thrallbands which I was originally going to sell but they became my favorite army.
Way to go majorkill with the absolutely awesome content
When You said 'Uranus' my brain took a while to realize it wasn't a pun.
Was going to sleep but major kill dropped so 10 mins won't hurt
I would like to see a story where a sheild host has to hold off aassive hive fleet lime the war in the webway during the HH or the blood angles during the devistation of baal
So I have a question that’s been burning in my mind, what do the custodes think of the old hundred regiments? What did they think of the first gene-augmented troops (geno five-two chiliad)?
I greatly appreciate the inclusion of TTS, the art alone was a stellar find
You know a funny thing every Custodes can do is confiscate and use any vehicle. I like to think rather than throwing someone out of the driver's seat the driver will do it themselves.
Ayy yay yay yay yay
Ever since TTS, I can't take the Custodes seriously and always compare them to the Pillar Men.
The sensation of friction is all but lost on me.
"But i never stand in line, I'm a Shield-Captain"
If you make a Santodes dreadnought. That thing would sell like crack on Hindley St at 1:00AM on a Saturday.
By far my favorite Faction in 40K! Grey Knights are second.
E
So your a noob
considering how brutal the fire nation was you'd think they were a 40k faction.
Please they had like no slavery, few massacres, little to none crushed skulls or skull decoration in general, and not a single planet left devoid of life through exterminatus. They were brutal but not 40k brutal
Thank fuck, I needed something to watch In this exact moment so much lol.
Have you stopped bullying Timmy because suddenly the Rock appeared and is protecting him ever since? Give us a sign.
The emperor’s obsession with gold proves he is just as monke as the rest of humanity
6:04 depending on if you are an enemy of the imperium he might or might not be referring to the planet
My favourite shield host is the shield host of giga chads
Not necessarily a warhammer fan but love the lore and setting.
The custodes that go out and protect a random person who will so something...
Imagine a chaos marine squad mowing down some marines and then a handful of custodes show up and defend this random guy.
What is your reaction to that?
You shall not escape death!
Oh hey, are you gus? Yeah we are here to protect you until you kill a high ranking chaos marine...
We are under siege here?!
We understand, however we are here to protect YOU.
They want to kill me...
Good point, ok lads let's slay these heretics!
Chaos marines: well... shit.
Ah yes, my favorite genetically modified divine warriors who've never lost a battle in all of history who prove that my hatred of space marines is purely based off of over saturation and author bias. There also the original space marines but bigger, and more betterer, and even more supererer, and they did it better than primeris too.
The shadow keepers are basically the 40k version of the scp foundation
Hey Majorkill, been watching your videos for some time and love the content. I *just* started reading the books with Ciaphas Cain, and I love it. I was wondering if a video about your top five book choices might interest you. I'd love to hear your opinions and get some recommendations in the process
It’s funny, because just yesterday I finished all of TTS, and can now understand these references
Nice vid majorkill
I hawe watched almost all of your videos in 2 months you hawe good and simple content love from finland ❤
when your morning is crap because dental but you hear the "good ey guys and gal" man that makes my morning
The marsy boyz scene art is gorgeous
11:01 *ARGHFHFFH SEXY BLOATED CONTAINERR*
*Billy Bob looking behind him and seeing 3 Huge Golden Armor Wearing Custodes all trying to squeeze behind the same tree and hide* "what the fk..."
+10 for Shield Host Proteus, time to listen to the Custodian Hustle again...
I was just thinking I really need a Major kill video then you post this...... nice.
All I know about Custodians, I I've learnt from TTS.
the ones Wearing "Slick, Black Gold Trimmed , Terminator Armour, is atleast as sensuel in their appearance, as wearing, Nothing At All xD "
2:40 Brah, anybody who says your Humour hasn't evolved has also melted their brains. I'm laughing my ass off right now, damn!
What a description.
I love the Dread Host and Shadow Keepers they are the most badass. They wrecked anything threatening Terra since the Horus Heresy and the other keeps the most deadly things in the Galaxy held hostage in the Imperial Palace to save the Galaxy.
Perfect timing that I just started playing Custodes and 9th edition of 40k.
Some Dankanatoi there 33 seconds in. Woo.
One of my favourite factions. I really wished they did a bit of retcon and made it that the Custodes were always out and about for the last ten millennium, fighting crazy secret wars in the shadows, saving the Imperium without anyone even knowing about it. Undertaking missions even Astarte's couldn't handle. Stuff like that.
Not just becoming active in 41/42K.
Maybe they were doing it on the orders of the Emperor himself but only they can communicate with him in his current state.
God emperor bless our golden banana boys
This guy has no restraint and I love it
We too want TTS back, Majorkill.
God damn never knew I needed a video on doomscryer lore and stories but now I feel like I do.
The TTS opera from kitten is 10/10
TTS Easter egg is a lore video, hell yeah!
Custodes playing the part of Saving Private Ryan part 2? Epic lol
The shadow keepers are essentially the SCP foundation of 40k
Lmao.. To know ur in the process of dying.." love it!
Great video Majorkill
So the shadow keepers are the scp foundation of the 40k universe.
Best of luck building shield host proteus, Majorkill! Hope nobody fries your bananas.
Shadow keepers are 40k version of SCP foundation
Your next Majorkill, u better gather all your nasty friends because your gonna need them
Kitten and bother Santodies will stay in our hearts forever 😢
awesome video majorkill sir keep it up can't wait for the next video
Yesterday we had kind of a warhammer day at out local club and I won my 3/3 games. What a perfect way to fortify my love for custodes than playin them decently and Listening to majorkil.
0:57 Notice how he didn't say Weakness?
*Because the Golden Banana Boys don't know weakness*
Imo guilded guardian audio book of them just dropping in on some random under give peasant would be pretty funny
When the primaris start acting rowdy around the custodes
Hey majorkill just a quick question , when are you thinking of covering the roboutian heresy?
8:50 made me snort XD, can't argue that they didn't have a compelling argument
Loved the video. I know you mostly do lore but it would be cool to see what minis you have. Could be another good video.
The shadow keepers are basically the scp foundation of the 42nd millenium.
It'd be the funniest story to see the Custodians having to protect a Kriegsman that was actively deployed
Also when you have both a dread host and the minotaur's coming after you
oh
oh you done fucked up now