Everything Wrong With God of War 3 In 20 Minutes Or Less | GamingSins
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In this week's edition of GamingSins, we sin God of War 3. We didn't like it. You can probably tell.
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Hahaha. Ants are not half gods. The blade of Olympus is not a toothpick.
"That's it, I can't, I can't do this.... I hate this game...."
I felt the same about this video.
The game or, or this ridiculous video?
Kratos is a God. So how is it ridiculous that he is unimaginably.
EVO6 yes because a game where the tagline is "you will kill the god of war" is supposed to be taken completely seriously
I know that feeling bro
Did he forget the part where the Blade sent all the Titans to Tartarus he sinned God of War 2
A whole lot of this video can be summed up to "I don't like God of War"
That's totally fine. But if you're going to make points about something, at least try to be more sensible than the plot of the game you are bashing. A "toothpick" literally designed to kill gods/titans does it's job, yet somehow is a sin. Get real.
Yeah true
BushidoPimpDemon gods and titans cannot die at all
Alberts Choise Gods aren't real in the first place. If they exist in this universe, then they can also die in this universe, especially by a weapon designed to kill them.
Except when the plot says it doesn't or Kratos would be dead yet again at the end of this, but apparently he just went to north.
And "it probably didn't hit anything vital" isn't argument here or Kronos' most vital point was right at the surface of his forehead. :(
Well of course, Kratos has plot armor and is a cash cow. I never said that wasn't true, just that him killing Gods (and Titans) makes sense within the context of their universe. Almost every protagonist from every game _should_ be dead, but then there wouldn't be a story.
0:47 - Ice? What ice? Have you never blown a candle out before? -1 sin
1:04 - His body is hidden within the fake ocean body. -1 sin
1:47 - Anyone playing this game doesn't care about specified color of a gods blood in mythology. Also, you assume all viewers have seen your previous vids. That's just vain. -2 sins
2:53 - Internal monologue. +1 sin
3:30 - not enough sins points. +4 sins
3:39 - Not only is neither the flame nor pandora's box currently fueling Zues' power in any way. But Athena is being pointlessly vague about what he should be looking for. She should be telling him to look for Pandora's Box, and discover that it's protected by the flame, not the other way around. +2 sins
4:08 - Ever seen any ghost movie ever? -1 sin
7:00 - mythology is mythology because it is NOT real. Also, arguing the canon of a video game using mythology. -2 sins.
10:58 - Rocky relationship? She was raped by him, and then had to marry him in order to hide the shame. A little beyond "rocky" if you ask me. -1 sin
12:54 - Stone and fire looks more comfortable than sand and a breeze? -1 sin
15:30 - I know the gore and mythology is distracting, but the GoW series has always been in the puzzle genre. -1 sin
17:10 - rage quitting. -1 sin
17:40 - Gaia can't attack Zues in there, and during this fight Zues uses her power to recuperate, while Kratos cannot. Therefore keeping her alive for now to fight off the immediate threat and killing her afterword is strategically very sound. -1 sin
19:45 - Rage rant. -1 sin
But you do have a point about the hope thing, so... keep the sin? +1 sin
20:45 - using your own dialogue for the sentence. More vanity. -1 sin
Total Sins Removed: 6
True Sin Count: 82
Sentence: Poseidon's POV
"The death of Olympus means the death of us all!"
I love you.
Primordial Kendall I love you too, overly affectionate alter personality in my brain. :)
+Kazuma - kun Lol.
+Kazuma - kun This comment is better that the whole video
Amir Solhi Wait, does this mean the first guy to reply wasn't just in my head?
Zeus didn't heal from his chest because Kratos was revived by the titans in the second game ,just rewatch it...
god Of War is an ORIGINAL story BASED on greek mythology, not a history book! Jeez!
Soggy FrenchFrie Original history based on greek mythology? God that's one hell of a jokes.
Soggy FrenchFrie You mean, The Dark Side of Greek Mythology.
Soggy FrenchFrie Troll or knows shit about mythology
Xenomorph Matt Agreed.
No it is based on Greek mythology pick up a book before you open your mouth
How is seeing things from Poseidon's POV a sin? that's pretty genious
Knux2630 Because... you're not playing as Poseidon?
Yeah i know you aren't, i just thought it pretty sweet to see what Poseidon sees in his last moments...a little different, you know :)
Knux2630 Happy last moments ...because ... #screwyourlogic
praise the lord and his miracles
Knux2630 uhh what?
Ok I understand what this channel is, but you do realize that this franchise is BASED off of Greek mythology. Not grounded in it
it wouldn't be the same cuz they could like have him kill zeus and whatnot but at least keep the BASE of what they are doing. Also, I think its due to lazy screenwriters
+Ryan Smith Very sloppy argument.
Crono but an argument none the less
Just because it is "based" off of Greek mythology doesn't mean they can make a pauldron out of fucking GOLDEN FLEECE!
@@SlayerFan961 they can do whatever they want. Its THEIR series
This isn't game sins
You're just saying your opinion, dude...
feras salah yeah, for sure he does
What are you, stupid?
Right
@@skasktheslod924 no u kid
I'm calling shennanigans on sin 33. You claim that the Hades of God of War 3 takes a shit on Greek Mythology, yet the Hades is the ONLY depiction of Hades in contemporary renderings that actually shows him with the Helm of Darkness.
And why would his character model bother you so? He sat in Kronos's stomach the longest, so, naturally, he'd look fucked up. Or perhaps the reason he looks to ugly and putrid is because he dwells in the Underworld, which is full of corpses and death, and all manner of putrid things. The spikes in his body represent the pain he suffers (he has always been sleighted by the other gods, especially Zeus), or represents the general sorrow he feels (one of the attacks with the claws is called "unending sorrow), such as losing his wife, and other relatives (as Hades points out before he begins fighting him), or it could simply be that Hades is a masochist, as referenced by Hades in the fight against him.
If you don't like GoW3, that's fine- it's not the best in the series anyway- but don't judge the game too harshly if you're not even going to look into it.
Hunter the Hunter
An excellent question. There are some discrepancies in Greek Mythology about Hades's Helm, and caps of invisibility. In some Greek myths, both exist, but in all iterations of the myths, there is only 1 Helm of Hades.
God of War takes a lot of artistic license when it comes to the Greek myths, and Perseus is no exception. Whether it's an invisibility cap or the Helm of Darkness is entirely up for speculation on our parts, but I highly doubt anyone at Santa Monica looked very far into it. I mean, hell, the Golden Fleece is an arm pauldron for fuck's sake. I'm pretty sure Santa Monica cares more about what's cool than what's true to Greek myths.
He didn't lose his wife he still has her but has to give her back to Demeter (since he kidnapped her from Demeter and she's Demeter's daughter) for two-thirds of the year and thats why the Greeks thought we have spring and summer (Demeter is happy when she has her daughter) and stays with hades for one-third of the year that's why the Greeks thought we have winter (Demeter is upset without her daughter) (Persephone is her name) and there are many reasons why she stays with Demeter and hades for that amount of time but the one I know is she ate one-third of a pomagrate and in Ancient Greece that's like signing a contract if you eat you have accepted to stay with them since she did that hestia came up with an idea and that was stay with Demeter two-thirds of the year and one-third with hades since she ate one-third of a pomagrate (yes I am a percy Jackson fangirl and that is the only reason I know this😊) probably didn't expect or care to know ALL this but ya your welcome
Twainna Calhoun
I actually knew all of that. But see, the video you're commenting on is God of War. And so I was commenting about God of War's adjusted Greek Mythology. In the game God of War: Chains of Olympus, the final boss is Persephone, who wants to destroy the universe because her marriage sucked. Even in God of War 3, you can see her corpse in an air-tight coffin.
herofromthedark I only have one gripe with what you said about hades. Actually, Hestia was the first born child of Cronos and Rhea and was the first to be eaten and the last one to be freed from his stomach. If anyone would likely come out looking screwed up, it'd be her. Actually, All of the Daughters of Cronos and Rhea were in his stomach longer than Hades and Poseidon. so why Hades is the only who looks like something out of the Dante's Inferno game, I have no idea.
Monte Logan
You are correct sir! But technically, the order was thus- Hestia, Hades, Demeter, Poseidon, Hera, then finally Zeus (but not really). What I meant (though didn't properly articulate) was that Hades was the oldest of the Gods- gods, as in males only. Sorry for not being detailed enough.
Plus, Demeter and Hestia aren't even seen in any of the God of War games, so I don't suppose that they were of any importance to any threads of the god of War story.
And again, I didn't say that the ONLY reason for Hades's appearance was his digestion by Cronos- it was just only of my theories.
18:17 his family forgives him for what he did since obviously they know it wasnt really him. Kratos though has never forgiven himself. Even though he had no control over his body he still blamed himself since in the end if he never made the deal with aries that day, his family would of never suffered such a horrible fate.
Maybe he should've tried to keep at least a little control over himself. He essentially killed his family in a blood-rage. He's just as much to blame.
BD lol you think its possible to prevent a GOD you gave your life to from taking over. That would be impossible dude.
Kratos isnt the one to blame/
+BDL30 that's why he blames himself even asks te gods many times for help and they fucked him over so he went with his guys witch is rage
Don't forget that he was a CHILD when Ares and Athena(mostly Ares)took his even younger brother away...also, Zeus put a curse on his mother that transformed her into a monster the moment she tells him who his father is.
Sin 48: well the original flash is based off of mercury, hermes' Roman form
There should also be a sin that Hercules is his Roman form and that Heracles is his Greek form
the developers knew his greek name was Heracles, but they named him Hercules so people would recognise him better.
Destructive Odst yeah you can thank Disney for that
Well you just lost all credibility by complimenting the Percy Jackson movies.
Insanity Brick true the books are much better
I like how he praising the Clash of the titans and the Wrath of the titans and Percy Jackson yet he shits all over this game
Minimann15 yeah but the PJ books at least TRIED to be accurate and honestly they kinda where
Hades was the only thing good about that Film. Everything else was shit.
And saying that he'd rather played as hermas.
does bashing a game for the smallest little thing make you feel good about yourself
SG03 all he did was point out stupidity and the disrespect it has to the history of Hellas
the plot of GOW is pretty nonsensical most of the time, but it seemed like you started to bash on this game more out of spite instead of actual reasons. this version of Hades actually seems the most accurate to me, and Kratos does have a reason to betray Aries due to being tricked into killing his family although of course part of the blame goes to kratos for slaughtering villages in the first place.
the game fixed the part of the pandoras box problem about it containing evil and not god slaying power (that was likly the hope) but you never mentioned it. and yes fear can be evil because people would do things the usually wouldn't do in a state of fear like murder but in Zeus's case the fear led him to becoming a jerk to prevent anyone from overthrowing him
and then a the end this video became nearly unwatchable when you started criticizing a game for being a game by having boss battles puzzles and fighting sections.
GOW has some pretty big plotholes but it seemed you were just bashing the game making up faults because you dont like it
Yep
+Brandon Withnell why do you even consider having a plot in a game where you just smash your controller to play regularly.
+Brandon Withnell I'm curious, what are the plotholes in God of War? I see none.
Turan X most of its plotholes have to do with pandoras box, mainly that in game it was in a temple on cronos back and that it contained the power to kill a god, it was supposed to be in a labyrinth and contain the worlds evil,
although in later games they fixed the evil plot hole by saying that the evils were released and effected the gods and the power to destroy the gods was from hope that was also stored inside the box
+Brandon Withnell Huh? How can something be a plot hole when it's explained by the devs? It would be a plot hole if they didn't answer a few weird things and just end the franchse.
8:35 helios is like:FEEL THE POWER OF THE SUN! and kratos is like :FEEL THE POWER OF MY RIGHT FOOT BITCH!
So kratos killing Kronos isn’t okay because Kronos is huge and kratos is small. Okay... what about that time Hercules held the world on his shoulders? I’m guessing that’s okay because it’s in the mythos? Honestly your arguments have made little to no sense whatsoever all I got from this video is that you don’t like GoW because it isn’t true to the mythology. So it’s not okay to make an original story with unoriginal characters, places or items? If I want to learn about Greek mythology I’ll read a history book, but god of war never once said it was a legitimate way to learn about Greek mythology so the whole argument that this game is bad because it isn’t true to the source material is very dumb.
Butts 69 titans cant die and Hercules held it for a small bit and he was the son of Zeus and his name is Heracles
Ian Chen i guess
Every single time Kratos killed s god it was justified. Why? Because invariably, they fucked with him first. Either by making him kill his family, or simply by trying to kill him first. Self defense is not a crime. He tried to kill himself, the gods say no.He tried to let himself be killed, titans say no. They keep bringing him back from death over and over, giving him more power every time (he threw the Colossus of Rhodes in the second game, that's like tossing around the Statue of Liberty), then complaining when they betray this guy they turned into an unstoppable murder machine, and he turns on them. Big fucking surprise. Hera's death was the worst, if she had simply shut up she might have lived, she was practically begging for him to kill her. Don't poke the bear then act surprised when it murders you.
As for the hope bit, the only way to sop Kratos was to make him give up. Kill him, he goes back to the Underworld and just walks right the fuck back out, because he can use the gateways and swim in the Styx after taking Hades' soul. Killing him is pointless, Zeus had to make him want to stop. In Ascension, he had even been thrown into the greatest prison the gods had, and he still escaped. That is what made hope such a powerful weapon, as long as he persevered, Kratos effectively had infinite lives.
+cory6266 Someone finally fucking gets it. Thank you.
Well sure, if you view it from Kratos' own selfish point of view, everything he did was justified...
But in general, I don't think anything really justifies using innocent individuals as tools to achieve his goals, by brutally murdering them or subjecting them to all kinds of tortures. Goals that benefit no one but himself. Goals that essentially brought about the apocalypse in the end.
All in all, Kratos was a major prick, who cared for nobody but himself... and his dead wife, daughter and brother too, I guess. But that hardly redeems him.
Kristjan Kangro But is he selfish? Or he he simply not a doormat? How many god deaths, and how much subsequent disaster could have been avoided, had Zeus taken what he had coming? Zeus is the selfish one in the series, he allowed it all to happen because he didn't allow Kratos to kill himself. Then he betrayed him at Rhodes, when a very simple ruse would have tricked Kratos and avoided the events of the second game.
cory6266 I'm sure there were more than a dozen ways he could've not been a doormat and not doom the world at the same time.
He could've just stuck with being a God and not throw a temper tantrum like a child, which got him into trouble at the start of the second game. The story had a fine ending in the first game, it was his own actions that escalated everything.
Kristjan Kangro He said it in the second game, "I am what the gods have made me." Yeah, he COULD maybe find a different way, but he is the monster they created, they were ultimately responsible for their own deaths. You don't arm a madman with insane weapons and magic, then allow him to slowly go insane, refuse to let him give up and die, and when he turns on you, *do not* aggravate him. Remember, all he wanted was for the gods to take away his nightmares about killing his family, and when the refused he tried to die. They ensured he would go insane, then made him immortal so not even old age would stop him.
For the last time God of war is "NOT" suppose to be completely accurate to Greek mythology.
People need to understand that.
Ikr.Its just for fun.
Bruh it’s the farthest thing from accurate.
You're just so angry it's just. You probably also got mad about Angrboda being black so you're a hypocrite.
"Why is Hermes such a dandy" Hermes sounds just like you! *Ding*
Jfc, if you are gonna do this type of vids atleast make the unbiased
what i mean is he is bashing the series for being both original and unoriginal
Or atleast have some common sense and be some what funny
Right from the beginning you have seriously ignored several facts.
First off, Gaia doesn't blow ice, she just blows air on the flames to put them out.
Second, Poseidon is still hiding. When Kratos said "leave the sea" he meant leave the giant water construct he was in and fight him mano e mano.
And finally, the gods only don't bleed red in Percy Jackson. This is not Percy Jackson, this is God of War.
Wow, only two minutes in and three major sins refuted. I say major because the ones relating to Wilhelm and the Two-Face coin toss are stupid and therefore are not real sins.
in actual Greek mythology the gods bleed ichor, which is golden blood
+Zach Tyler You have a quote to back it up?
haha a quote? Just google it lol
Ichor
was the golden fluid that flowed in the veins of gods and immortals, in
Greek mythology. It was also believed that it was toxic to mortals, killing them instantly.
Took that straight out of a reliable website.
Okay then. I'll concede on that point.
I do agree, you guys kinda do nitpick here and there on some things that shouldn't really be counted as a sin....but again I'm not complaining in fact it makes it kinda funny, just don't over do it so much. Other than that keep doing what you're doing because you guys are awesome
I like this.
GamingSins Friend I have to know are any of these "sins" serious? like a single one? I don't want much just a yes or no because like 99% of these people in the comment section and I guarantee you anyone who's ever played God of War 3 hates you for this including me and I got to know is this just like a troll video or a joke?
Complaining about Hermes acting like Flash although he's supposed to be a speedy god while complaining on how this game series doesn't respect greek mythology as it is. *ding* Stating how no one could take seriously Kratos fighting Cronos comparing sizes when there's a game called Shadow of the Colossus which pretty much pits an ant sized human against mountain sized enemies more of less. *ding*
It would've been way better If you had stopped complaining for the same thing every minute. It gets annoying.
Exactly
Quiubo qenk me encantan tus videos, este en cambio es una kk.. saludos desde Colombia!!!
Same for me qenk vendido
Guys really? This game is base on greek mythology but it doesn't has to be true to it. If I made a game base greek mythology I can do whatever I want to it and includes not true to GM at all. Also nobody cares if it true to greek mythology at all, we only care if it fun to play
Ass a person whose job it is to study ancient history and myth I have to say that I care (the inconsistency makes me cringe), but I agree, this guy's nitpicking is a little much.
As* not Ass sorry
fa hu Well not everyone is you and some people play for the story which in this case is horrible. Very boring compared to actual myths.
Yeah but I just not the type to care for the story
Jack The Ripper and its inconsistent
you... lost all credibility when you mentioned something from percy jackson being "effing awesome"
everything wrong with everything wrong with god of war 3!
+colegul bogdan ========> the point
You
Everything wrong with everything wrong with everything wrong with everything wrong God of War 3
colegul bogdan esti roman? :))
colegul bogdan aww you mad bro?
Don't care WHAT u say, GOW III was Epic. Should have taken of 2 sins for the PG 13 Sex scenes, giggity!
WTF, Athena is at a higher existence? She was a goddess already, what could be higher than a GOD?
And don't say Chuck Norris.
Thank you for articulating what I could only articulate with stunned and disgusted silence/cricket chirping.
GamingSins Do Dragon's Dogma.
What's higher than a God? Well being a Titan would be the highest. Unless Athena somehow was illustrated into the cosmos when she died (the stars)
Michelle Unis Well Gaia wasnt a titan either she was one of the Primordial gods who came before all the titans existed
True. I love Mythology in general but i never really had a problem with these games. Probably because i was having too much fun killing everything
If a God Of War 4 comes and Kratos returns....then he might've came back from the underworld a fourth time
Unyos Bunyos 差す nope I didn't
I know about the remastered 3 for the PS4
*GOW4 hype commences*
Unyos Bunyos 差す gow4 2017 calling IT
CJAdams97 nope I'm from the future and it's coming mid 2018
Joker The Reaper I come from the future...
You were right
RedDiamond323 I'm even further in the future. 12 more days!!!
This may come as a shock, but this isn't a children's book of Greek Mythology. Making a smug point every time the game (deliberately) deviates from the original stories is not funny, and extremely tedious.
👍
+videogamenostalgia ========> the point
You
+videogamenostalgia Question: When the fuck was Greek Mythology ever a childs story? I mean Zeus rapes Hercules mother for christ's sake. And rather tbh Im glad no game or any other media doesn't follow true Greek Mythology.
+videogamenostalgia Yeah, and REAL greek mythology is filled with plenty story/game potential, this entire series fucks up almost every damn myth.
Things that I know they deviated from
1) The Helm of Hades, is a helmet that actually engulfs the area in darkness not hide an ugly mug.
2) The realm of Hades is a giant torture den to make humans realize there is danger to death. Hell it's not even that big a deal for escaping Hades, several people in mythology literally walked out, that was why Cerberus was needed was because they previous guard of souls kept failing his job.
There is many many more ways they fucked up.
+Honored Cur Greek myths are standalone narratives; there is no way you could combine a number of them into a cohesive whole and have a decent adventure game story. Also, it's made-up bollocks, there is no actual helm of hades- it's whatever the storyteller wants it to be.
this channel is such a joke
harry vrentas ikr
GOW Fans: “God of War is not suppose to be mythological accurate!”
Also GOW fans: *Gets easily offended by Angraboda being black and Thor being fat.*
Thor being fat and drunk is accurate to norse myth
@@andreiiiksavvv6054 And yet for some reason, there are GOW fans who are mad about it. Like, they were literally mad about it when they first saw Thor's design.
Haven't seen a single person being mad about her! It must be fun fighting invisible people
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this guy is pathetic picking up every small bit of the game like Kronos can't squeeze kratos and the lesson of size of ants and humans dude go play mine craft or leave criticism for the critics
how about you try it. Lets see you try to make a video this good. I actually wanna see you try it, and then roast you when your video turns out to be crap. If you dont like this amazing channel, then why do you take the time to post comments about how 'awful' it is. Is that how much of a life you just dont have?
trueGoldenCobra dude this guy is garbage he is criticising things in the game bars on facts in life and what does me doing a video about have to do anything with it? It's a fucking game making you criticize about things that you think don't make sense in a game makes you look stupid If you criticized about the story, gameplay mechanics, graphics etc.. then it's fine, but criticizing about facts that Kratos is the size of an ant and Kronos should have crashed him and other things like that is childish from you to say because of course it's not real you don't need to mention it. What do you know about criticizing. idiots everywhere...
Um. I would probably have an argument to follow that, but to be honest, i couldnt understand what you were saying, and i dont know wether you were just typing wrong, or i was reading it wrong. The point im trying to make, is that the people who are being jerks to the guys at GamingSins are taking the videos way too serios. A lot of the time, the comment just because its their favorate game, and they take the game to serios as well. Two of my favorate game series' were God of War, and Assassin's Creed. I love those games, and i think theyre great. And i still love the GamingSins video's and i think that theyre great. You can like the game that they sin, and still like the video's which arent actually serios video's. XGamesshroudX, if you posted youtube video's (which is FREE entertainment), and actually put in lots of effort to make, and edit those videos (editing is difficult), would you want a ton of people telling you that THEY dont like the video? Im a small youtuber, and nobody comments on my crappy videos, but if people did, i wouldntwant it to be just h8 speech. i would rather that they just didnt watch my videos than tell me how bad my videos are. And in my opinion, the gaming sins videos arent even bad! But thats my opinion, and everyone is entitled to an opnion.
wow... i typed a lot.
trueGoldenCobra you sure did type a lot. But I can't tell if the guy is joking or he is mumbling about lame sins about the game P.S God of War is not my favourite game Metal gear solid is
Omg, cinemasins is fun because they make fun of the movie. This seems just like pure hate. This is not fun to watch
true... it was nitpicking at first but, he started saying "I hate this game" ... yet he makes a video on it to cash grab off of the name of god of war... pretty ironic
Hate is real
Then stop watching...
9:13 hermes is the flash because he is the messenger of the gods, which would require him to be faster
Sin 48: Hermes is the messenger of the gods/Messenger God. To get a message around quickly, as messengers are supposed to do, they are supposed to be fast. Therefor, Hermes is faster than anything else, being the veritable God of speedsters.
Sin 52: nobody ever said Hercules was the God of Intelligence, XD
Sin 56: um, Hercules said he'd deal with Kratos himself during the boss fight. That's basically him telling his minions "hey, you guys suck, I got this".
Sin 61: um, Kratos is a demigod, like Hercules, who likely could do the same against Cronos.
Sin 62: Cronos says it like it is? This coming from the asshole who swallowed his own children whole so they wouldn't overthrow him?
I get it, the nitpicking, it can be bad, and it's clear you hated this game. But, come on, if you're a true-blue reviewer, are you going to let your personal bias get in the way of doing you job? Granted, the series is not without it's faults (some pretty big ones, at that), but then again, what series isn't?
Also, why are so many of the related videos philosophical discussions on God, science and religion?
Abramus5250
Sin 48: C'mon, tell me you didn't think of the flash.
Sin 52: Why does Hercules have minions at all? Length, that's why.
Sin 61: I mean, really think about it. Size is a factor. Kratos didn't use magical powers to beat Kronos (except the Sword of Olympus at the end of the fight). It's a miracle he managed to knock Kronos down at all. I mean, even if Kratos crawled inside of Kronos and punctured one of his vital internal organs, it would take quite some time of bleeding before Kratos would even begin to start feeling ill.
Sin 62: Kronos did have a good point. And I didn't say it was a sin. I actually took away a sin.
I never claimed to be a true-blue reviewer.
I'm not sure about the video responses. My tags are only about GamingSins and God of War.
Thanks for the response!
GamingSins My pleasure. Besides, it's not like you're the only channel that does video game reviews, but you do update yours on a rather set/quick time, which does appeal to me. I've subscribed to other channels that take weeks or month to release new content and such. Plus, your reviews, while some (like this) I don't particularly agree with, are quite funny and nevertheless enjoyable to watch.
Besides, you could say Hermes was the original Flash. So... the Flash is a rip-off of him!
GamingSins he's wearing the seven leagues boots. Although that's a rather inaccurate depiction of the way they work. And yes it was extremely flash like.
ninjadrew44 The "seven-league boots" are from a completely different mythology. They just screwed up Hermes' sandals.
Hermes is the god of speed, it has nothing to do with him being the messenger of the gods.
GamingSins Nitpicking is one thing but the level of biased, "I don't like this cause I don't like it" bullshit is off the charts. If you're modelling your review in the style of Cinemasins, you know the large popular channel you're attempting to emulate like a small child putting on their parent's clothes while their at work, then maybe you should try to make your points more coherent and less subjective. Your complaint about the aesthetic of Hades followed by your personal opinion of other depictions is the most egregious example of subjective whining. Also, yes it deviates from Greek Mythology, it's based on it not retelling it word for word. Complaining at every deviation is just padding out your sin count. Someone in the comments made note that they mistakenly named Heracles by his Roman name Hercules while using exclusively the Greek names for all the other characters, THIS WOULD BE A SINNABLE OFFENSE, but bitching about him saying armor is for weaklings because a character in Greek mythology who isn't in the damn game had magic armor makes no damn sense. Retracting sins for characters "Telling it like it is" is a bad joke at best, retracting sins is a rare thing that should not happen everytime someone says something that happens to be true.
You guys are in a prime position to merge the styles of Zero Punctuation and the Sins franchise for your reviews, having the format of the latter and the swearing Brit of the former, take advantage of it and do it right. Seriously, with a decent writer this show could be epic, and I'd love to see it get there, but this review reads like an itemized list of how not to make a decent game review. It's a game, focusing on the plot exclusively is like reviewing a movie based solely on the soundtrack without a single statement about the visuals, effects, or acting. You guys are obviously capable of better, please stop tossing us this kind of crap.
Micheal Tarver I replied to one of his comments regarding if the sins are serious or not and he instantly deleted the comment
Micheal Tarver I'm late as shit but thank you for this comment. I mean i felt like i was in the fuckin twilight zone. Nobody else seems to notice how shitty this stolen channel is.
CinemaSins used to piss me off but it's legit funny and accurate for the most part. These dicks are...just....annoying as fuck.
Jason Carter Welcome to the world of "Decency and CENSORSHIP" my friend!
Ok that whole rant about the size of Kratos compared to cronos, you get a sin for making it as long as you did.
you gotta come up with something better than that if u wanna make me mad, dude XD
+trueGoldenCobra I give you another 20 seconds before you reply back again.
actually, i went on that rant about a month ago, and i havent been seriosly mad since. and anybody who opens youtube and sees a notification on the top corner is going to reply. so, the time it took, for me to open youtube, and answer your comment, was completely coincidental. Aaaannnd, you, being the one who say a cuss word after every sentece, are the one who comes off as mad.Would you like me to get you some blood pressure pills?
+trueGoldenCobra lol wow someone is getting a little upset.
Lol ok ok I'll stop replying so I don't ruin your whole week.
The 'toothpick' killing cronos is the one that ended the great war.,.,.that 'toothpick', is one of the most powerful tools in the god of war games.,.,so yes.,.,.,that aint a sin
HARPY TITS ...
ARE HAPPY TITS :)
lol
VL VIDEOS No.... Just no.....
VL VIDEOS throw a bag over her head dunk her in ranch I'd double down :D
I'm rather surprised that you didn't mention the BIGGEST plothole in the game that comes in the beginning. Why the FUCK didn't Kratos just use his wings to fly back up to Zeus? There are sections in the game where he is clearly able to fly straight up at extreme speeds. So really him being betrayed by Gaia and not being able to kill Zeus right then and there is really REALLY stupid.
+holdingdegree9 I think he was out of mana hehe.
+holdingdegree9 Actually Kratos can only fly up when assisted by some updraft of wind. Otherwise he can only glide.
Xx_Toxic_xX Even if that's true why wouldn't he just I don't know GLIDE BACK TO THE MOUNTAIN?!! He could then climb back up easily. It's also bullshit that he couldn't hang onto Gaia. All he had to do was get out his twin blades which are kind of stuck to his hands and boom. Problem solved. Have no idea why he tried to hang on with the Blade of Olympus which would only serve to hurt her.
+holdingdegree9 You should replay the game, Kratos cannot fly, only glide
The Angry Biker
Wrong. There is a section in the game where he flies directly upwards when he has to rush back to Pandora because he thinks she is in danger. That's not how gliding works dummy. Plus even if we are going with the stupid logic he can only glide why would it be so hard for him to just glide back to the mountain?
It's called convenient writing dude.
WTF Man!! This is one of the best Game Story of All
I don't think that your videos are contained entirely with sins, there may be a few sins here and there but all I see is just you saying shit that you don't like in this game or other games and then labeling them as sins. "Athena goes through kratos and then picks up his swords. Is she solid, or not?" She just said that she was elevated to a higher existence and she's a fucking goddess how is that hard to believe, she can do that because she is a very powerful being and this world isn't made based upon scientific research it's all mythology.
I'm surprised they didn't sin it for not calling Hercules Heracles since this is supposed to be based on the Greek myths thus Heracles would be the correct choose as the name Hercules actually comes from the Roman version.
of course they knew this but not that many people know. They did this for the players
Kevin Tyson True but to be fair they almost sinned most of the discrepancies and its not like many of them were common knowledge anyways so I just figured they call it out.
I am surprised you did not notice Hephaestus is clearly a very Latin name. The Greek version is Hephaistos.
I can't believe you missed this one, when Zeus throws that lightning and Kratos falls, why the fuck doesn't he use the fucking wings?
You ever got hit by a taser and try to grab something to not fall? Guess what? You CAN'T.
Now try think how you're gonna feel after getting hit by a goddamned lightning bolt.
+DJ Weapon those lightnings hit you at the end of the game again, and several times, and you can still move and fight, it was just the excuse to make kratos die again. And besides, kratos is not a normal human, I'm sure he would laugh at a taser
CreatingRiot You're right, forgot about Kratos being a demi-god. Still, a lightning bolt would hurt as much to a demi-god as a taser would to a human. Incapacitate you for a short while by overwhelming your nervous system.
Because that would be too easy and besides, we need a good excuse for another game.
CreatingRiot that's awesome bro, you got a great mind out there
Wait, in "everything wrong with god of war 2", he gives a sin for not showing the Titans genitalia, but now he gives a sin for showing harpy breasts. Consistency please?!?!
If you have a super bright light in your eyes it would still hurt even with your eyes shut.
This narrator is just beggin for an ass whipping.
Watching Kratos kill Poseidon from Poseidon's POV is a sin??
I'm out of here!!
i'm just waiting for a "everthing wrong with gamingsins" video :) ... there would be countless sins
Disrespects God of War just because. +30 Sins
It would be a never ending video
"I don't like this game" i feel the same way about this video
you should do a bonus round, 10 sins for every "zeus was consumed by fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" santence...
13:32 except kratos is not an ant he's a man that holds "God" power
Watching this video exactly 2 years later, and i can honestly say this is one of the most bias gamingsins video series ever made. Most if the sins don't stand and are majorly based on your opinion, not anything solid. Therefore good sir, your shitty opinion does not fucking matter because GoW is one of the best, if not the best, hack and slash game ever made. I hope you get herpes, good day.
That was an amazing, well structured comment. Good job.
You said it yourself: opinion. If you don't like his opinion walk away and don't act like a 10 year old.
SpirosKarv Not really an opinion, he mostly is nitpicking over things that arent real an opinion but just bc of MUH GAMING SINS. I like how passive agressive this is, making joke nitpicks but the actually giving rants over shit he clearly knows nothing about.
Someone hasn't played dmc 4
Ye ye yw u said it u said it
13:15 - 14:00 because he's a DEMIGOD. It doesn't say much in the actual mythology but have you seen Kratos!? I know you're trying to be nitpicky but this fight was quite a highlight, personally would've removed a couple of sins.
+Khets Ndlovu well kronos is a Titan. Titans in Greek mythology where defeated only by Zeus. In the game kratos is able to kill Zeus. So you could say that he could defeat them as well. BUT... not by using his freakin dual blades. (he could use lightining bolts like Zeus to strike him).
Στέλιος Άτσης true.
@@riakaraofficial he used the blade Olympus to kill him that blade was made to kill titans and gods
@@Ryuga2022 You're a bit late but acceptable answer nonetheless.
@@riakaraofficial yeah i am sorry but I can't help
....-_- you say that they screwed up the Greek mythology in the games, but in the Percy Jackson films, they also screwed Hades up, both personality wise and physical appearance and proceed to complement the Percy Jackson films for their version.... i don't see your logic in this
My point was that Percy Jackson's version was still ten thousand times better than this one.
GamingSins So you no longer have a right to complain when they mess with the mythology then.
FatherTime89 Yes I do. I do because I say I do. And I already did.
FatherTime89 Who gave you the power to make the rules for his videos?
im not making his rules, im questioning his logic
This whole gaming sins concept is pretty retarded since you know.. its a video game, no one has time to point out these stupid nitpicks, and the fact that you seem pretty damn serious about these nitpicks is also annoying -
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10:17 Hermès’ boots?! THEY’RE SANDALS YOU A**HOLES!!!
Yo Gaming Sins, where is your video explaining everything wrong with God of War 2? I can't find it on your channel
*Kratos penetrates himself* Athena: That was meant for me. *if you know what I mean*
REAL sin count: 0
agreed
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Hahaha! No. This game is not perfect, and many of the flaws he pointed out are valid. Stop over praising this game.
Megashark 101 the point their getting to is that many of his points are invalid nitpicking points which they don’t see as valid if this were an actual review he would point out complaints in logic gameplay and story
hell no this games has many sins
Sin 62. Kratos is an ant that has an arsenal of magical weapons capable of killing gods titans and tons of other shit. Take that into a count
the sword is clean because lightning evaporates blood but then again he should have steamed
When Axol got off and sin 84 came around, those 2 times I lost it. It just sums up my frustration so perfectly.
GamingSins I'm a God of War fanboy but how come no sin for the fact that Hercules is Hercules. In Greek mythology "Hercules" is actually Herakles.
It's a common misconception as far as I know, I only learned about it last year. Or maybe the detail was not in the front of his mind when tallying sin. I don't know to be honest.
gamingfail I'm glad someone else knows that Heracles is the Hellenistic name and Hercules is the Roman name
I was thinking the same thing
1 thing... FUCK YOU!. Hades looks awesome in GoW
+Carrioner Hades looks uglier than Hephaestus, which should not be the case
+Jake J actually in several depictions, Hades was known as the unlucky child. Having been in chonos' stomach the longest of all the gods along with the gods/titans thing for incest, it makes sense that he would be disfigured
+Carrioner No he doesn't.
+Brandon Jays Hades was the second born child as my memory recalls and the first born son.
Also I think gods are immune to incest disfigurement.
+Carrioner I admit it is a cool design, but it makes no sense for Hades. In mythology the Helm he has (which I assume his mask/helmet is supposed to be) made things darker allowing him to move around while others are blind and attack. His signature weapon is a bident, he owns all things under the earth, he does not a God of Death he just rules over the prison that tortures the dead.
14:14 - no no no. Kronos dies, because someone sticks the Blade of Olympus, the strongest weapon in the universe, in his forehead.
You forgot that Kratos claims to be sooo mad with Kratos for stealing Pandora´s Box but yet he gives him a superpower during God of War II
Cronos, sorry LOL
Wibbly wobbly...timey wimey
Hunter the Hunter The past Titans were trapped in time, Cronos was never trapped
Cronos was never trapped in "time", he was trapped in Tartarus, so he was still forced to wander
Correct me if I'm wrong, my Greek Mythology isn't the best
Hunter the Hunter Different universes. He snatched the Titans from the past and now they are in a present where they lost the war. Does that make any sense? So technically Kratos could've brought back a young Cronos as well.
You seem to complain about every segment of God of war. Some of your arguments are fair enough but when you complain that you have to keep killing minions, Keep doing boss battles, Keep doing missions in order to progress, keep doing puzzles, etc... Then why are you even playing video games?
What I think he's trying to say is it's the same type of boss fight you have to kill a certain amount of minions fight the boss rinse and repeat
The boss battle "type", so to speak, is overused and repetitive in the game, making the fights less fun, more work.
Marcus Estevez He plays video games just to criticize them, that's his purpose in life
14:59 the blades of exile go to another dimension and then return lololololololol
Gaia didnt blow ice when she blew out the fire though
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You say you will count your nitpicking as a different thing instead of a sin. The fact people might be missing is no game is perfect cause someone can see the flaw. Meaning nitpicking is just you counting a sin that could otherwise go uncounted. Though just to try and explain it as best I can in a simple way. The very idea of judgement or someone point of view, means that the very series and just someone thoughts on a subject in general that they don't agree with could be a sin.
onato009 *ding*
I laughed when you said the God of War Hades took a shit on the original Greek mythology version, when it's actually the closest representations out of all the one you listed. Try getting your facts straight before you try to bash someone else's work.
GamingSins Extra sin kratos is a dick to everyone
halocrafter300 What?! all of the representations in this game are all the same f***ckin stack of F****************cking Bullsh*************t.
If Kratos has escaped Hades three times now. You'd think he'd meet up with his family down there and idk have family night or something every visit. :-\
(Very late) He can never see his family again, there was a reason which I forgot. It was in Chains of Olympus.
12:54 okay soo cronos mad with kratos after the event with pandora's box
but if you guys remember, cronos help kratos in god of war 2 give him one magic, that "cronos rage" why would he give kratos help if he hates him
Popping Poseidon's eyes out by pressing "R3+L3" is the best 4th wall break I've ever seen, and yes I've played all the metal gear solid's.
Just feeling that click/pop under my thumb the first time made me squirm and laugh so fucking much.
(Ok, maybe psycho mantis reading the memory card was better. But this is second only to that)
#5. Gaia does not have ice breath, she's just blowing out the fire the way you'd blow out a birthday candle.
#11 It's really not that hard to follow
#12 So? It's a cool effect
#28 and others. He wants to kill Zeus and he'll kill anyone that tries to stop him. If Poseidon, Hades etc. had just stood by and let him do it, they'd be alive. It's a pretty simple concept. It's why he kills more people than just Ares in the first game.
#32 You don't go into detail about why he's such a disgrace to the Greek version, you just call it shitty.
#34 He's in the river styx and being attacked by souls, just like Kratos was earlier.
#43 No that's why you don't betray Kratos and call him a pawn
#46 You complain about moral depravity after saying the writers sodomized the mythology with a horse cock
#61 - Never played shadow of the colossus I take it. Also in this comparison you don't take into account Kratos' weapons or god ancestry.
#62 - a magic toothpick that his killed Titans before.
#72 - No it's Kratos
FatherTime89 I never said they sodomized the mythology with a horse c*ck! I said they sodomized the mythology with an UNLUBRICATED horse c*ck. Totally different.
GamingSins
Not to mention that there is nothing morally wrong with saying what you did. :p
What you said was disrespectful.
Morality and respect are two completely separate things.
If kratos killed himself in the ending , he'll probably just escape hades again just like in the first two games.
How are like any of these sins? You pull basically all of this out of your ass.
i know this video is 2 years ago but...
this game is amazing we don't care about the f*cking greek mythology it's story is amazing and the gameplay is amazing
and it's you own opinion (almost) every single playstation user loves god of war so don't talk shit about such a masterpiece
other than that i rate the video 4/10
Seriously? 4/10 Damn you're soft! I give them 0/10
Dimitri Rodriguez yeah really you are right 0/10
Normally I'd say 0/10, but they did take the time to make the video. I give 1/10.
2/10 tf onlu cuz I chuckled twice
KNOW THE STORY BEFORE YOU CRITIZICE! Geez you are a bitch.
george2p So how's the story?
george2p *Criticize
george2p *Criticize
And they should research about the directors. The directors even said they’re changing Greek mythology into their own Greek mythology
To tell u guys the truth. The nitpicking is quite annoying. I mean I love to see u guys nitpick, and make funny jokes at times, but some ur other nitpicking like the ones in here, are just not very funny, annoying, uncalled for, and just unreasonable. I mean some of ur nitpicking on this game made u guys look like u never played the game, or is just lazy to figure it out. Many people in the other comment sections have gave examples of some of those "nitpicks", so I'm not going mention any for now. But like I said ur nitpicking made it seem like u never played the first two games, and like u didn't even know how everything started. It hard for me to stay sub, because of things like this. All I have say is that make sure u have knowledge of the game, before going a random nitpick.
Demorris Fleming You realize this was BASED off of Greek Mythology, not ENGRAVED in it.
Say nitpick, one more time.
Abhishek Sathyanarayanan Nitpick.
Swollus Christ Nooooo!!!!!
the "i love to see you nitpick all the games expect this one that i love" cliché
Though I initially forgot about or wasn't payong attention to the idea that Gia said that kratos was just a pawn to Gia's plan, I just initially thought about the idea of that Gia let kratos basically fall into the underworld. So, at 8:13, I just thought about the idea of "says the person that let kratos fall into the underworld".
This has to be the WORST sin counter i've seen and we get it you don't like the fucking game
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video game critic doesn't enjoy thinking about things
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no enjoyment of creativity and nice examples of consistency through series
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"you shouldn't have to think about it"
are you god damn kidding me
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clicked on the video to see if there were some massive shitty things with it
not especially
you don't even look at it from an unbiased approach or even openly state a bias
0/10 bad video
Sorry, but all i see is Santa Monica's semen all over your comment.
well considering your name has deadpool we can already make the assumption your face is almost always just as covered
She's 66 years old, have fun.
michael ray still doesn't change the fact that I'm your new daddy
michael ray LMFAO
I really need to stop looking in the comment section. Im tired of seeing the same troglodytic fanboys spewing nothing but verbal diarrhea in a vain attempt to "defend" their favorite blank.
It's one guy's opinion on something that he doesn't necessarily hate or is serious in his criticism. This channel is for humor. Shut your fucking face holes already!
5:43 well since hes acquired titan and god powers over his time he clearly has the ability to magically pull it when ever he pleases. Example in percy jackson his sword which is a pen appaears in his pocket when ever he needs it regardless whether he lost, or didnt bring it with him it is always there.
Sin 58: And Hercules himself fashions armor from the skin of a lion, as it's skin is apparently extremely resilient. If I remember correctly.
These guys definitely deserve to grow as a channel
Legit Chesee Thanks! Now tell your friends.
So you going after ascension next because from what i heard it's the closest to making Kratos human
I'm finished with God of War forever (or at least for the foreseeable future). I despise the character and the games.
GamingSins Do you actually play the games or just watch the cutscenes?
FatherTime89 Seriously. The games are very good.
Talking with the dying athena in kratos' mind is just an illusion by pandora
In every god of war video you do, the title says “in 20 minutes or less” but it’s actually 21 minutes.
*DING!*
Sin 48: Hermes is he god of speed so he has to be fast.
He isn't the god of speed lol. He is the messenger god and was a god of thieves. "God of speed" lol.
+ GOOF TROOP Well, in one of either greek or roman mythology he is ( I cant remember which). But this game has a mixture of both cultures and the fact that he is fast implies that he is the god of speed. Correct me if i'm wrong.
Bom, não precisava responder com "Kid, stay out of the internet and use your spare time to read books where you learn something." Quem sabe ele esteja lendo um livro? O garoto não sabia que o "God of speed" era um mensageiro, ele mesmo explicou que em certa mitologia que ele viu, ou talvez lêu afirmava que ele era. Bom, podia corrigi-lo se estivesse errado, mas não de uma forma que o insulte, por exemplo "Kid" ou... "Stay out of the internet and learm something!". Bem, espero que o senhor tenha entendido ao que estou me referindo.
Dude stop dissing God of war finding every imperfection it's a game if it were realistic it would absolutely suck but it is mate believe, he can use magic you daft idiot so it is not realistic and is my favourite game.
“Why is Hermes the Flash?”
WHY? Because... THEY. ARE. BOTH. SPEEDSTERS!!!
Sin -Purposing we do math at the end of a fun RUclips video.
Things wrong with this video... He got the sword from god of war 2.... It's loosely based on Greek methodology/.. do you even know what that means? I was expecting some real criticism but most of this is bullshit....
GamingSins To be fair... you can probably also find many more holes in the source material.
Yeah.
Also the source material isn’t too realistic either
Marco Hernandez no. No you cant
If I remember right, the guy in the chair that Kratos burns in the underworld isn't dead but is being punished by Hades for making passes at his wife. There are some people in the myths who go the underworld but aren't dead yet!!!!
Gaia is pretty much the Earth Goddess before whoever the Olympian Earth Goddess was so it kind of makes sense she can breath ice.