The very best of Colin Mochrie 2

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2009
  • Colin, you're a genius! Don't stop making us laugh.
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  • @u.s.paratroops4633
    @u.s.paratroops4633 5 лет назад +832

    "As long as I can remember I've had memories"
    If I had anyone in my life it'd be them !!

  • @emilykuczmynda1127
    @emilykuczmynda1127 10 лет назад +1547

    Before Michael Jackson became what he is today, he was a small black child.
    Killed me xD

    • @weslionsmith
      @weslionsmith 10 лет назад +19

      I love to rock hard! Just like Michael Jackson after he stopped being a small black child and hung out with small children.

    • @MajorShepard
      @MajorShepard 10 лет назад +12

      Wesley Smith DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!!!

  • @mutt8553
    @mutt8553 4 года назад +319

    1:28 I love how Colin turns that little stutter into a whole bit. An actual comedic genius

  • @AttilatheThrilla
    @AttilatheThrilla 4 года назад +855

    My personal favourite moment was when he was like “We were watching Animal Porn!!”...... and then INSTANTLY regrets saying it 🤣🤣

    • @jasong9492
      @jasong9492 4 года назад +76

      But then immediately runs with it and says "Mary had a little lamb will be right back!"

    • @agnidas5816
      @agnidas5816 3 года назад +30

      @@jasong9492 i think that punch line is why he said the animal porn thing but realized it sounds way more outrageous outloud

    • @sozeytozey
      @sozeytozey 3 года назад +3

      @@agnidas5816 That’s my thought aswell

    • @KS-jb1be
      @KS-jb1be 3 года назад +4

      he was so enthusiastic about it, too 😂

    • @tojoinbobdylan
      @tojoinbobdylan 3 года назад

      I always felt he was acting very off from the get go on that one, more than usual hjhjh

  • @kaydeoliver9057
    @kaydeoliver9057 8 лет назад +839

    I died when Ryan came and pulled Colin away from singing anymore of his BBQ dog song. 😂😂😂

  • @soimboredandtesting
    @soimboredandtesting 9 лет назад +464

    drew's laugh at 4:03 is one of my favorite thigns ever

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 6 лет назад +31

      Hardest I've ever heard that man laugh.

    • @michaelwatkins5331
      @michaelwatkins5331 5 лет назад +5

      200%!!!

    • @impatienstheshmuck5348
      @impatienstheshmuck5348 5 лет назад +1

      Could someone explain the joke for me?

    • @ThatDangerousWolf
      @ThatDangerousWolf 4 года назад +6

      Impatiens the Sorry Shmuck It’s just because Colin made that thrash metal face and voice 😂😂😂 Colin is so damn funny that he doesn’t even have to try he can make someone laugh with one or two words.

    • @Lark1610
      @Lark1610 4 года назад

      Impatiens the Shmuck Colin says he loves thrash which is a subgenre of metal music, but then he says the title of their song as if there was a metal band called Thrash. Noob mistake that is funnier, because he just put emphasis on his love for metal.

  • @ashleyfraser390
    @ashleyfraser390 5 лет назад +133

    Every time you hear Colin say “you know” you best get ready for side splitting laughter 😂

  • @timibershoff494
    @timibershoff494 8 лет назад +1711

    Colin has this amazing ability to break everyone with one word. It's uncanny.

  • @c.demets
    @c.demets 4 года назад +49

    "For as long as I can remember, I've had memories." has to be one of my all-time favourite quotes.

  • @nintendo1889x
    @nintendo1889x 10 лет назад +259

    "You know, in the 1970's when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called The Happy Funk Band...until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school,"

    • @helfenator
      @helfenator 10 лет назад +4

      Aka. The Happy F*** Band

    • @DarienRosa
      @DarienRosa 9 лет назад +10

      When he said 1970's, Ryan looked at Colin like "You're too old for the 70's." 😂

    • @McMaster1471
      @McMaster1471 7 лет назад +5

      the_randomizer the Fappy Hunk Band

    • @Gaelle5050
      @Gaelle5050 4 месяца назад

      I cackled 🤣

  • @antarachakraborthy2547
    @antarachakraborthy2547 8 лет назад +244

    My favourite has to be "corpses bobbing in the sea" *with that hand motion* hahahaha man, i died XD

  • @RedSkiesMusic
    @RedSkiesMusic 10 лет назад +263

    He's a comedic and improv genius - what a mind.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 7 лет назад +76

    "for as long as I remember I've had memories." fucking done. XD

  • @Technatura83
    @Technatura83 9 лет назад +450

    DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!

  • @MehIgotnothing
    @MehIgotnothing 7 лет назад +387

    I absolutely die when Ryan starts uncontrollably laughing, Drew and Ryan's laughter is infectious.
    2:11-3:43
    "Why are you doing an old sea captain, now?"

  • @MsSilentsiren
    @MsSilentsiren 2 года назад +107

    4:00 The sound of Drew laughing his ass off ended me. Love it.

  • @bobthefreak09
    @bobthefreak09 8 лет назад +922

    52 people didn't grow up with Colin in the hood.

    • @thomaskirkwood415
      @thomaskirkwood415 8 лет назад +2

      Distraction.

    • @sparkweaver
      @sparkweaver 8 лет назад +7

      This comment has 52 likes...

    • @matthewwallack601
      @matthewwallack601 6 лет назад +11

      Or did they and they just haven't remembered long enough to have memories?

    • @technospyform1578
      @technospyform1578 3 года назад +4

      And now 504 people were expelled from the Happy Funk Band

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 3 года назад +1

      @@technospyform1578 thank goodness you spelt it correctly

  • @matthewcollins4368
    @matthewcollins4368 9 лет назад +207

    THAT GREAT FLIGHT ATTENDANT SONG.... DO YOU WANT MEAT OR FISH?!

  • @NumdegasedUHC
    @NumdegasedUHC 8 лет назад +426

    6:30 I did the math. You're your own nephew.

    • @harrytaylorson2478
      @harrytaylorson2478 7 лет назад +1

      NumdegasedUHC w

    • @cliffordcooke3203
      @cliffordcooke3203 7 лет назад +22

      NumdegasedUHC I think it more complicated since it's your great uncle but you might be right

    • @OddTimeMan
      @OddTimeMan 7 лет назад +54

      Finally, someone who knows the difference between "you're" and "your"! I was beginning to lose hope.

    • @NumdegasedUHC
      @NumdegasedUHC 7 лет назад +47

      OKAY I did the math... correctly this time... and I got it wrong the first time. You're not your own nephew, you're your cousin's nephew. Going the other way, you would be your aunt's cousin.

    • @catbay7129
      @catbay7129 7 лет назад +4

      NumdegasedUHC I don't think your title changes much. Your mom's uncle is your step father.

  • @Metalheadmike1211
    @Metalheadmike1211 7 лет назад +154

    Gotta love it when ryan pulls colin because he's getting carried away

  • @Tkieron
    @Tkieron 5 лет назад +68

    NO one can make Ryan crack up like Colin. He's hilarious trying not to lose it when Colin does something funny.

  • @HyperFuze
    @HyperFuze 9 лет назад +268

    "I'll take animal genitalia audio clues." LOL

  • @maryburdette3431
    @maryburdette3431 6 лет назад +47

    Colin doesn't throw shade often, but when he does it's savage 😂😂😂

  • @Tis-I
    @Tis-I 4 года назад +178

    4:03 my favorite part of this entire thing is when Colin just about killed Drew.

  • @jonessoda4me1
    @jonessoda4me1 5 лет назад +44

    6:01, the GREATEST one-liner EVER

    • @RobJazzful
      @RobJazzful 4 года назад +5

      Howaboutthat 2013 Right. He even pared it down to one word, the Minimalist genius.

  • @CausalityLoop
    @CausalityLoop 4 года назад +33

    5:56 Colin knew exactly what he had to say next hahaha

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 3 года назад +155

    My favorite Colin moments are when he's on the green screen behind himself and he mentions bald jokes without knowing, and when he replies "water skis" to rejected gift ideas for baby Jesus.

    • @ploopydiper
      @ploopydiper 2 года назад +2

      This is the most surreal comment I’ve ever read

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 года назад +16

    The Dog Cooking song was the best. Especially with Ryan escorting Colin off to the side.

  • @killerseddie8295
    @killerseddie8295 6 лет назад +114

    10,000 points to Colin for recognizing thrash metal.

  • @juliekeast6175
    @juliekeast6175 9 лет назад +518

    Ryan should have gotten 10000 points for keeping a straight face most of the time

    • @juliekeast6175
      @juliekeast6175 7 лет назад +17

      Absolutely...lol. Ryan losing his composure is a sight to behold and even more so with Colin because those moments are as rare as hens teeth

    • @KartikPourush
      @KartikPourush 6 лет назад +25

      Did you comment on your own comment after 2 years? 😂😂😂

    • @suziesea1027
      @suziesea1027 5 лет назад

      @@juliekeast6175 they diiiiid

    • @jamesclark6864
      @jamesclark6864 5 лет назад

      That’s why the points don’t matter.

    • @djandjb1
      @djandjb1 4 года назад +2

      OMG she did. We have to keep this comment thread alive for 10 yearrs, she might not even be I've anymore we have to keep this memory alive.

  • @chopzmasta07
    @chopzmasta07 4 года назад +22

    Ryan and Colin are 2 of the greatest, if not, *the* greatest improv comedians there is. They have it it all. The voices, the facial expressions, the delivery. They are just genius.

  • @congunners
    @congunners 8 лет назад +79

    Drew's laugh at 4:04 just makes my day every time I see it :D

  • @pastapizza7370
    @pastapizza7370 3 года назад +22

    Drew’s laugh at 4:03 is simply hilarious. That sound byte should be in the Smithsonian.

  • @thekingofoktimes
    @thekingofoktimes 3 года назад +14

    "Why are you doing an old sea Capitan?"
    Gets me everytime! 😂

  • @lizziefoote2040
    @lizziefoote2040 7 лет назад +105

    Colin broke at 7:53. You know it's good when he breaks himself!

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 2 года назад +3

      I think that was part of the bit. They’re basically used car salesmen selling a scam product.

    • @4plus4equalsmoo
      @4plus4equalsmoo 2 года назад +1

      @@QixTheDS Colin was fake laughing. Ryan wasn't

    • @mok3346
      @mok3346 2 года назад

      neither of those laughs was fake, Colin legit broke himself when he doubled up on the "makers of" joke and realized he fucked up lol

  • @TaitRo1018
    @TaitRo1018 6 лет назад +70

    “You know, for as long as i can remember, ive had memories.” Holy lord jesus im crying and its only the first scene of the vid hahahhahaha

  • @Lyrictheac
    @Lyrictheac 13 лет назад +33

    "I'll take Animal Genitalia, Audio Clues."

  • @odysseysworld
    @odysseysworld Год назад +6

    I love it when Collin says something random and Ryan can't help but laugh.

  • @Dominique913
    @Dominique913 14 лет назад +19

    I love the way Ryan just pulls Colin away when he gets too into his song lol

  • @Traeyuhlmixx
    @Traeyuhlmixx 9 лет назад +90

    7:52 IS SO CUTE

  • @brendandowney3279
    @brendandowney3279 4 года назад +73

    "You know growing up as a young wom... MAN!"

    • @7Risen7Phoenix7
      @7Risen7Phoenix7 4 года назад +3

      No joke, I nearly shit myself at that moment from laughing.

  • @D1g1m0ncrazy
    @D1g1m0ncrazy 11 лет назад +8

    "I didn't mean to cook your dog.. but hey those things just happen!..."
    XD Has to be one of my favorites. It's catchy too, I started singing it around the house ^^; I have gotten weird looks and questions about my 'obsession' with barbecue.

  • @gabriellag2611
    @gabriellag2611 7 лет назад +28

    It's been a while since I've watched clips of this era of Whose Line. Jeff and Chip were babies!!

  • @PrettyEgoSwg
    @PrettyEgoSwg 5 лет назад +13

    I watched specifically for 7:40 😂 my favorite line on the show. I think of it randomly and I’m always in tears cracking up

  • @nathanielvashaw2328
    @nathanielvashaw2328 4 года назад +14

    Colin Mochrie has got to be the best thing ever to come out of the Whose Line show

  • @thedamneddamsel8518
    @thedamneddamsel8518 6 лет назад +18

    the slow face palms ryan does xD

  • @CSNance1
    @CSNance1 9 лет назад +66

    3:39 DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!!! XD

  • @teresavacarr7851
    @teresavacarr7851 8 лет назад +96

    I

  • @LyricalMiracle9608
    @LyricalMiracle9608 7 лет назад +19

    "corpSES bobBING innnn THE SEA!" XD

  • @PredatorFan13
    @PredatorFan13 4 года назад +29

    "You're on a very funny show. It's against friends." Colin for president, Canada or America. As long as I can hear about him in the news.

    • @dawnmassicotte3048
      @dawnmassicotte3048 4 года назад +1

      Canada doesn't have a president. But a prime minister. And u can't be president if ur not born in the US. Just lil bit of info

  • @JulieDelahooke
    @JulieDelahooke 8 лет назад +209

    Colin is a genius. Awesome things are made in Canada 😃 Also, the old WLIIA is way better back then rather than now. Drew Carey's laugh is nothing short of infectious

    • @poopfart785
      @poopfart785 8 лет назад +10

      +Julie Delahooke clive anderson, the host of the uk show, also has a great laugh. whatever her name is now just plain isn't funny.

    • @amtvchile
      @amtvchile 4 года назад

      He is actually Scottish FYI

    • @projectstart5522
      @projectstart5522 Год назад

      @@amtvchile Scottish-born Canadian. He is a Canadian citizen but only has citizenship is Scotland because he was born there.

  • @ITMeCE
    @ITMeCE 4 года назад +14

    The way Drew cracks up at 4:04 is the reason why 1. This is the best show on earth and 2. Drew was the best host.

    • @GroundMemory
      @GroundMemory Год назад

      Drew has the most infectious laughter, it really is the best. I'm glad someone else thinks the same. Lol

  • @InspiredandMotivated
    @InspiredandMotivated 14 лет назад +7

    i laughed way too hard at the accidental cooked dog thing...but everyone's face was priceless.

  • @Hammstein
    @Hammstein 11 лет назад +8

    "BREATHE FREE: Makers of air for eternity!"
    Greatest Hits: Songs of the Teacher

  • @GooglyEyedJoe
    @GooglyEyedJoe 9 лет назад +81

    1:53 "You know, I love to rock. I love to rock hard. (Ryan's face xD) I love hard rocking.I LIKE TO ROCK. I LOVE TO ROCK!"

  • @GoingToHogwarts
    @GoingToHogwarts 13 лет назад +5

    I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe and my chest hurt so much, I actually had to stop the clip so I could calm down and finish watching it
    I bow down to the awesomeness that is Colin Mochrie

  • @bennathon
    @bennathon 5 лет назад +5

    What greatest hits is it from when Colin says “that brings back memories of people being trapped in the snow and having to eat each other?”

  • @gabes2095
    @gabes2095 8 лет назад +24

    Great put-together. Thanks for taking the time to post this. Nothing better than a good laugh.

  • @blutomindpretzel1735
    @blutomindpretzel1735 2 года назад +10

    Ryan never breaks character.....he literally ran his head into the desk and broke the glass and kept going. But Colin makes one quick pun and he's done lol

  • @DeanoPiano
    @DeanoPiano 10 лет назад +10

    Drew cracking up also makes the show so much more lovable

  • @chloebissada3096
    @chloebissada3096 5 лет назад +3

    "For as long as I can remember, I've had memories" 😂. I died

  • @UndercoverTurret
    @UndercoverTurret 12 лет назад +13

    And drews laugh at 4:04 killed me, oh man, I never heard him laugh like that, ima make it my ring tone! XD

  • @gisforhungry
    @gisforhungry 6 лет назад +12

    7:56 when you and your best friend go too far in class 😂

  • @coryc5768
    @coryc5768 2 года назад +6

    4:04 I have heard Drew laugh quite a bit during this show, but that is honestly the first time I have ever heard him bust out like that. Hahaha

  • @Varshae95
    @Varshae95 9 лет назад +11

    4:03 Lol I love to hear Drew laugh. It's hilarious!

  • @StevenEveral
    @StevenEveral 8 лет назад +142

    7:40 That's one of the few times I've seen Colin actually lose it.

  • @TheRammfan96
    @TheRammfan96 10 лет назад +7

    hood, the circumcised cobra. Had to pause the vid for 2mins laughing XD

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 2 года назад +9

    I still find it incredible that Colin was initially rejected after three auditions for Whose Line.

  • @RadialSkid
    @RadialSkid 2 года назад +1

    "We were called....The Naughty Boys!"
    I lost it.

  • @db1knight
    @db1knight 2 года назад +1

    ...and without any pauses, he comes right out with something that floors the group and the audience. Comedic genius.

  • @babaganoosh9158
    @babaganoosh9158 7 лет назад +11

    this guy is the KING!!!

  • @clement990
    @clement990 4 года назад +8

    1:34 Ryan was actually concerned that Colin was having a stroke

  • @patricksoli5873
    @patricksoli5873 10 лет назад +22

    Drews laugh at 4:04!!!! HAHAHA!!!

  • @susanasantos4098
    @susanasantos4098 6 лет назад +7

    I love Ryan and Colin they are so funny together they are amazing

  • @sammullett17
    @sammullett17 4 года назад +6

    When he breaks Ryan it is magic lol

  • @HolzeyP92
    @HolzeyP92 10 лет назад +8

    Hahaha 'it was my first time'.... Lol genious that was hilerious 😊

  • @EZA757
    @EZA757 14 лет назад +7

    I love how Drew just loses it and starts laughin.

  • @xxladybug94
    @xxladybug94 10 лет назад +12

    i really gotta stop watching whose line videos at midnight, when my roommate probably thinks i'm crazy for laughing at my computer lol

  • @drivingblind1892
    @drivingblind1892 8 лет назад +27

    CORPSES BOBBING IN THE SEA~!

  • @DeadlyMustard
    @DeadlyMustard 11 лет назад +4

    Colin just covers his face when he hears the suggestion because he knows exactly what he's going to do hahaha

  • @sashadube7624
    @sashadube7624 3 года назад +1

    I love Colin so much! And my all time favorite was the Arctic Turn

  • @j9andphoenix
    @j9andphoenix 11 лет назад +18

    On a bad day I come back to watching Ryan and Colin - I can NOT not laugh and feel just a bit better. And I love that their interaction is genuinely spontaneous and they love each other's complete silliness. How great it must be to be buddies like that - they are so meant for each other they should be married!

  • @mariroerig2991
    @mariroerig2991 2 года назад +1

    I’m crying with choking laughter! I love him!

  • @charliewatkins2547
    @charliewatkins2547 11 лет назад +13

    A B, B C, C Wee, D Wah lol

  • @roadtriiip
    @roadtriiip 11 лет назад +7

    "Corpses bobbing in the Sea~!"
    XD

  • @tbabu7
    @tbabu7 14 лет назад +11

    "It was my first time, i felt such elation. Oh No! premature ejaculation." how does he do it?

  • @Amexia24
    @Amexia24 8 лет назад +6

    Colin's cough is so frickin cute XD

  • @soloflight75
    @soloflight75 Год назад

    Particularly funny tonight. Colin is one of my favorite people in the world. We need more like him.

  • @skotmiller8465
    @skotmiller8465 Год назад

    My favorite bit with Colin and Ryan is their "Sales Pitch"- so raucous and fun!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 7 лет назад +13

    3:39 DON'T WANT YOUR MILK!!!

  • @IvyLeather13
    @IvyLeather13 4 года назад +2

    Watching Ryan DESPERATELY try to not crack is amazing.

  • @Th3Sp3ct4t0r
    @Th3Sp3ct4t0r 12 лет назад +6

    Colin is a master of double meaning words. His specialty is coming up with genius ways to get things past the censor that no-one else can pull off. In this one, it's a simple wordplay that he got away with, but you can see the camera trying to cut off his hand a bit for censorship.

  • @nickcervenka8756
    @nickcervenka8756 2 года назад +1

    Colin never breaks himself and is always fully committed to the bit.

  • @Price1way
    @Price1way 11 лет назад +2

    "You know for as long as I can remember I've had memories."
    That just blew my fucking mind!

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 3 года назад +1

    Ryan and Colin have such great chemistry.

  • @1PaulG1
    @1PaulG1 5 лет назад +1

    Colin you are hilarious...One very talented man ... Thank You 🙏

  • @StKatiThePaganSaint
    @StKatiThePaganSaint 11 лет назад +1

    One of my faves is "Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars." lol

  • @lukemicsky3086
    @lukemicsky3086 5 лет назад +6

    "To be or not to _
    A. Be
    B. See
    C. Wee
    D. Wah?"

  • @spencerhotchkiss3928
    @spencerhotchkiss3928 Год назад +2

    4:27 had me rolling on the floor!

  • @StanleyKimball
    @StanleyKimball 5 лет назад +5

    6:50 one of my favorite Colin moments 😂