Colin one liners Who's Line is it Anyways ?

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  • Опубликовано: 3 авг 2012
  • My favorite part of Who's Line. Colin's One liners from "Weird Newscasters."
    I don't own Who's Line is it Anyways, nor will I be making any profit off of it. This is a tribute to the show; with the intent of not letting it disappear.
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  • @uwusenpai4478
    @uwusenpai4478 5 лет назад +5003

    If a dad ever wants to go pro with dad jokes, the final boss is colin mochrie

    • @ellis51773
      @ellis51773 5 лет назад +108

      Colin Mochrie is the final boss of life, when you die, you have to fight him to get to the underworld

    • @nn-nu8hf
      @nn-nu8hf 5 лет назад +14

      i think Lee Mack is the king of dad jokes if im being honest. Colin is hilarious though.

    • @guillermoelnino
      @guillermoelnino 2 года назад +5

      youd think it would be some amish guy with 20 kids

    • @fredspeech5158
      @fredspeech5158 2 года назад +7

      Colin is haaaaard to beat

    • @BigDawg31675
      @BigDawg31675 2 года назад +7

      To this day, Colin remains undefeated

  • @riffdane6459
    @riffdane6459 7 лет назад +4693

    I would NOT wanna get in a pun war with Colin.

  • @caydesmith7021
    @caydesmith7021 4 года назад +492

    I love Colin's news opening lines but for me, nothing will beat "welcome to the 6 o'clock news at 9"

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 10 месяцев назад +11

      The simplest ones that catch you off guard

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 4 месяца назад +4

      "Unfortunately, everything happened at 3:48 today, so we have nothing to tell you."

    • @wildcard9370
      @wildcard9370 2 месяца назад

      That was Stephen Colbert

  • @VigneshVR
    @VigneshVR 5 лет назад +3103

    In terms of the most complicated set up, "Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars" and "A Dab o' ABBA doo" are clearly the top 2, but "Knick-knack Paddy Whack" just wins in terms of being laugh out loud funny every time I see the bit.

    • @ongphong5933
      @ongphong5933 5 лет назад +240

      I think the raindeer in Spain was mainly hit by the plane should be up there too

    • @ewwhoisshe
      @ewwhoisshe 5 лет назад +92

      Knick-Knack patty whack is my favorite

    • @keepdavefree
      @keepdavefree 4 года назад +67

      the knick knack patty whack one is just GENIUS. knick knack because of the small objects, patty because cow = beef, and whack because he killed it. therefore it’s all one elaborate and WELL thought out pun. it’s straight up 10/10 creativity. GENIUS!

    • @matthewwilliams2093
      @matthewwilliams2093 4 года назад +107

      David McDowell It’s actually PADDY whack. That’s a reference to the rice field (paddy) where the murder took place.

    • @Alistair
      @Alistair 4 года назад +60

      @@matthewwilliams2093 yeah it was bad enough the guy trying to explain an obvious joke, but on top of that he gets it wrong lol..

  • @MoneyMager
    @MoneyMager 6 лет назад +4352

    You know its good whenever you see Ryan Stiles turn his head and start laughing.

    • @dillerud95
      @dillerud95 6 лет назад +23

      MoneyMager yeah that’s true

    • @trajan231
      @trajan231 4 года назад +54

      Even more so when Ryan has his head in his hands

    • @JACKTHETRIXTER
      @JACKTHETRIXTER 4 года назад +56

      MoneyMager “Bend a car? Pat Benetar!”

    • @MoneyMager
      @MoneyMager 4 года назад +4

      @@JACKTHETRIXTER one of my favorite lines lol

    • @Collin255
      @Collin255 4 года назад +19

      Definitely! I love Colin, Ryan, Wayne, Drew, Brad, Greg and Chip. But imo Colin is the funniest, I mean it's close, and obviously one part that makes him funny is how he plays off of the others greatness and vica versa, but if I HAD to pick a favorite it would be Colin(and no it's not cuz my name is Collin also haha) but Ryan is a SUPER close 2nd, and Wayne is a close 3rd etc etc. Also Drew being there and cracking up like that AND genuinely being clever and hilarious at times really makes everything soooo much better(unlike with the new person they had when they rebooted it, nothing against her, she's just not Drew lol)

  • @jackkebbell8051
    @jackkebbell8051 7 лет назад +4356

    this is the god tier of dad jokes

    • @faithie599
      @faithie599 6 лет назад +49

      Jack Kebbell Colin has his own category of jokes- 😂

    • @faithie599
      @faithie599 6 лет назад +4

      What the actual heck did I write? Do I know what the context is? I’m lost. Someone find my way for me because either I was high but I’ve never touched drugs or stuff in life or I was so tired I ghost wrote this as someone who knew what they were doing???

    • @anne-droid7739
      @anne-droid7739 6 лет назад +1

      Artistically Creative I suffer from second-hand embarrassment, and right now I am in considerable pain. Please, please get well soon! =D

    • @faithie599
      @faithie599 6 лет назад

      Anne-droid SOMEONE SAVE ME

    • @anne-droid7739
      @anne-droid7739 6 лет назад

      A mustard plaster in red flannel might do the trick. Or a trip to the Isle of Yap.

  • @nowvoyagerNE
    @nowvoyagerNE 6 лет назад +4669

    Drew wasn't good at the skits but he was one heck of a great host....i love hearing him laugh at the skits.

    • @animusswtor4822
      @animusswtor4822 5 лет назад +304

      I think he was great at hoedowns and especially worlds worst
      „Who’s a good puppy you’re a good puppy“ is still one of my favorite moments on the show

    • @nolifeguy1
      @nolifeguy1 4 года назад +80

      @Decesso Aisha should stick with voice acting and a script, like on Archer... Lana Kane.

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 4 года назад +11

      @@nolifeguy1 you should stick to shutting up.

    • @konos-p8842
      @konos-p8842 4 года назад +176

      Drew had the nastiest clap backs in Hoe Downs though.
      Wayne's mother was never the same.

    • @laurieg4770
      @laurieg4770 4 года назад +119

      Drew never wanted to be in the skits. He had never done improv. He booked time at an improv club to learn. Colin and Ryan have talked about this in interviews since the first US whose line ended.

  • @thetydalwave_
    @thetydalwave_ 4 года назад +491

    I love that Colin used the "man swallowed by a whale ran until he was pooped out" joke twice and it was still funny the second time.

    • @ay_josh_mio
      @ay_josh_mio 2 года назад +19

      I KNEW this comment would be in here and I'm glad I found it! 😂

    • @spurdo_of_92
      @spurdo_of_92 Год назад +12

      I love how drew lost it even harder the second time.

    • @dannymccrae3070
      @dannymccrae3070 Год назад +14

      Probably because he did t hear it the first time. The reactions to Lars Lars pants on fars will always be legendary

    • @patmalloy3569
      @patmalloy3569 Год назад +3

      He has been known to recycle a joke here and there

    • @fingersTitan
      @fingersTitan Год назад +4

      He missed the "Running to the end" part 1st time and it did lack compared to his usual standard so nailed it next time with just that tiny addage.. Genius.

  • @derpty420lerp3
    @derpty420lerp3 7 лет назад +1853

    Colin is a comedy genius.

    • @samuraichilton
      @samuraichilton 2 года назад +18

      Him and Ryan are possibly the most natural duo I have ever seen.

    • @ellenmurphy2150
      @ellenmurphy2150 2 года назад +12

      He is really amazing. Colin stays in character while he cracks up everybody else. And he can dance!

    • @anthonywozniak7373
      @anthonywozniak7373 2 года назад +3

      @@samuraichilton helps they have been friends since highschool

    • @tomharner83
      @tomharner83 2 года назад

      @@ellenmurphy2150 "and he can dance"... LMFAO!

    • @ellenmurphy2150
      @ellenmurphy2150 2 года назад +2

      @@tomharner83 scuse me whoever you are ever see him dance. 😃 right back at you.

  • @RS14988
    @RS14988 7 лет назад +3073

    "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
    "A Bush in the band is worth two in The Byrds"
    Probably my two favourites that he ever did xD

    • @EntropicDecayGaming
      @EntropicDecayGaming 7 лет назад +195

      Mine has to be "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."

    • @usamasohails
      @usamasohails 7 лет назад +8

      I didn't get this one

    • @Clarinetboy82
      @Clarinetboy82 7 лет назад +110

      It's a play on words of a line from the movie/musical, "My Fair Lady." "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain. :)

    • @peggysav83
      @peggysav83 7 лет назад +28

      R0SILE tk favourites is the right spelling depending on where you're from. In Australia we spell it like that as well as colour.

    • @dbnx1701
      @dbnx1701 7 лет назад +74

      RS14988 oh but you forgot the " Nick nack paddy whack. ".

  • @MadTheDJ
    @MadTheDJ 5 лет назад +1264

    In interviews, Colin has said he loves puns and has deep well of "bad" jokes to draw from. He's also said the cast is told what games to expect (simply for technical reasons. The singing cast, like Wayne, do a soundcheck with Laura Hall, for example, so they know the beat and rhythm she'll play for different styles of music they may be asked by the audience to sing to). So while they know some thing in advance about how they may have to improvise, they don't know *what* they'll say or do until the scenes start and they're given the suggestions.

    • @AlexSnow96
      @AlexSnow96 3 года назад +93

      Yeah, that's why they sometimes truthfully joke, "we have no idea what we're doing."

    • @oliverdelica2289
      @oliverdelica2289 2 года назад +41

      In short the show is 20% scripted and 80% improvised

    • @AladeenMusic
      @AladeenMusic 2 года назад +37

      @@oliverdelica2289 not exactly scripted the producers for some games write down scenes but the actors still don’t know and have to improvise, but the best games are the ones where they ask audience suggestions

    • @danitho
      @danitho 2 года назад +41

      @@oliverdelica2289 How did you get 20% scripted from sound checks and a list of games?!

    • @jonathanharwood1255
      @jonathanharwood1255 Год назад +7

      @@danitho some people just aren't too good with maths.

  • @Ngamotu83
    @Ngamotu83 4 года назад +549

    "But only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
    Inventing tongue-twisting puns on the fly is clearly Colin's top skill.

    • @victorylane2377
      @victorylane2377 3 года назад +8

      'Say that 3 times real fast.' Hell Colin, I have a hard time once and slow. God tier tongue twister.

    • @Tony195746
      @Tony195746 11 месяцев назад +4

      after he said that, Greg nearly broke character

    • @craigseattle
      @craigseattle 11 месяцев назад +4

      I have to mention, yes a lot of stuff on that show was on the fly but Colin's stories, he's been thinking up for months beforehand and has a treasure chest of them that he's rehearsed, to use on any particular show

  • @Dinoking745765
    @Dinoking745765 6 лет назад +850

    "This just in Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3."

    • @kevinfoster6813
      @kevinfoster6813 6 лет назад +60

      Master of Angels that joke will be relevant for the next twenty years lol.

    • @scootscootriot1020
      @scootscootriot1020 6 лет назад +36

      Kevin Foster That has been relevant for the past 20 years.

    • @johnking5174
      @johnking5174 6 лет назад +20

      A great dig at Drew Carey there

    • @billyboblillybob344
      @billyboblillybob344 5 лет назад +6

      @@kevinfoster6813 It's like Pi; unending and non-repeating...

    • @markmark5269
      @markmark5269 4 года назад

      Well, that's how the Left view it ...

  • @STNeish
    @STNeish 7 лет назад +1466

    I miss watching Drew lose it.

    • @vicmartone
      @vicmartone 7 лет назад +94

      STNeish and not fake laugh like Aisha

    • @leafsflamsrangersfan
      @leafsflamsrangersfan 6 лет назад +68

      victor martone Aisha's fake laugh is worse then Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh. 😕

    • @OtterloopB
      @OtterloopB 6 лет назад +107

      The dynamic just isn't the same without Drew. Half the fun of Whose Line came from Drew losing his composure.

    • @3of11
      @3of11 6 лет назад +54

      Particularly when the pen drops and the glasses come off

    • @noelleeve4087
      @noelleeve4087 5 лет назад +31

      Aisha is fake, unfunny, and spoils the comedy with PC crap.

  • @der_pinguin44
    @der_pinguin44 5 лет назад +489

    Colin, off the cuff, can make professional comedians cry laughing.
    That man is a treasure.

    • @RuanAntunes7
      @RuanAntunes7 4 года назад +15

      Ryan can personally attest to this

  • @TotalTuxedo
    @TotalTuxedo 4 года назад +261

    Colin kills it with one liners but one time he only said one word that lit the place on fire.
    "Come"

    • @thelonelywolf88
      @thelonelywolf88 2 года назад +20

      Dancing around the censors. Also he got an uproar in scenes from a hat where one suggestion was for Colin to curse. "Here, fucker!"

    • @lawrencedockery9032
      @lawrencedockery9032 Год назад +12

      He did the corresponding finger gesture with that as well

    • @johnathonwaggoner358
      @johnathonwaggoner358 Год назад +4

      @@thelonelywolf88 I thought it was “here bastard.”

    • @DaveB-rock
      @DaveB-rock Год назад +7

      Meow

    • @jpbrnidgrl
      @jpbrnidgrl 13 дней назад

      Tapioca.

  • @lordzhuge
    @lordzhuge 7 лет назад +550

    I love watching the co-anchors trying not to laugh

  • @vakama9053
    @vakama9053 7 лет назад +2086

    "Nick knack paddy whack" indeed.

    • @zedleppilen1636
      @zedleppilen1636 6 лет назад +9

      Vakama 905 *Patty cow=meat

    • @MisguidedAzzy11
      @MisguidedAzzy11 6 лет назад +61

      he was right with paddy, it was in a rice field

    • @Tacktix
      @Tacktix 6 лет назад +10

      And "paddy" is an old racist slur for an Irishman.

    • @flaccidreflex5563
      @flaccidreflex5563 6 лет назад +6

      Patty sure has certainly got around hasnt she?

    • @59771006
      @59771006 6 лет назад +6

      I wonder if they gave a dog a bone.

  • @chipsnever957
    @chipsnever957 3 года назад +283

    "Knick Knack Patty Whack" is one of my favorite jokes not only from Colin, but from Whose Line in general

    • @mayakh5611
      @mayakh5611 2 года назад +5

      i think he meant Paddy.. as rice paddy

    • @nickdejager8873
      @nickdejager8873 2 года назад +2

      My favorite long form pun joke has a similar punchline.
      "It's a knick knack Patty Wakk, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

    • @TheUprightLuthier-1959
      @TheUprightLuthier-1959 Год назад

      Norm MacDonald did a 5 minute long Kick knack Patty Whack

    • @InsolentUnicorn13
      @InsolentUnicorn13 11 месяцев назад

      I laughed like a hyena at that one!

  • @timandshannon03
    @timandshannon03 5 лет назад +695

    "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the Plane." One of the smartest, hilarious, dumb jokes I have ever heard. Colin is a God among Pun Masters!

    • @RLeeWII
      @RLeeWII 2 года назад +8

      Oh man you gotta help me with this one. I don’t know the reference!

    • @edhveidhrejesh6457
      @edhveidhrejesh6457 2 года назад +1

      @@RLeeWII here!
      ruclips.net/video/xmADMB2utAo/видео.html

    • @OCDTraci
      @OCDTraci 2 года назад +1

      @@RLeeWII Haha yeah, I didn't get it either!

    • @mattwainright8392
      @mattwainright8392 2 года назад +51

      @@OCDTraci It's from the musical, My Fair Lady. An english commoner is being trained to speak the kings english, by repeating : The rain in Spain stays
      mainly in the plain. This is a song in the musical.

    • @honnatti
      @honnatti 2 года назад +2

      @@mattwainright8392 oh wow! Thank you so much!

  • @bunnybismuth
    @bunnybismuth 6 лет назад +378

    You gotta love how Greg's reaction is simply to raise an eyebrow.

  • @saltedllama2759
    @saltedllama2759 5 лет назад +440

    I always loved how the newscasters skit would be derailed from the beginning because Colin is a genius. The godfather of all dad-jokes before dad-jokes were a thing. Ryan having to turn away, Wayne doubling over, and a third person trying not to lose their shit while sitting next to him.

    • @SimuLord
      @SimuLord 4 года назад +13

      We used to call it "science teacher humor."

    • @luckystarpiano
      @luckystarpiano 2 года назад +18

      Not to mention Drew’s giggles in the background 🤣

  • @axelsorax5358
    @axelsorax5358 Год назад +416

    I tried my best to spell things out. Here you go. You’re welcome.
    00:05 Frankly Dontgiveadamn: Our Top Story
    00:32 Hors Jarode-Inon: The Sheep Hit the Fan
    01:16 Wes Fiwing Mooretaste: Humpty Dumpty
    01:40 Thor Buttockths: A Bush in the Band is Worth Two in the Birds
    02:26 Lars Lars Pants On Fars: a man swallowed by a whale
    03:05 Oswald Thatendswald: Knick Knack Paddy Whack
    03:54 Gay Apparel: assault with a dead weapon
    04:27 Rhett Alittle Outaroundthewaist: Whale story again
    04:57: Tito Thruthetulips: No Change is Expected
    05:26 Curtis Interruptus: No Pit to Hiss In
    06:01 Gord Blessamerica: Sit Down and Reflect
    06:36: Thor Justhinkingaboutit: Removing Jamboni’s Head from his Ass
    07:45 Tads Thewayuhuhuhuh-Ilikeit: Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars
    08:40: Arthur Anymoredonuts: The Reindeer in Spain was Hit Mainly by the Plane
    09:32: Keith Mypastiwhitebutt: A Dabba Abba Doo
    10:22: Lars Oftheredhotlovers: A Man of That Caliber
    10:57: Noah Shes-Havingmybaby: You Can Lead a Whore to Water, But You Can’t Make Her Think (wow)
    11:37: Dan Yougottapay-Mebackthatenbucks: The Artist Formally Phoned with Sprint
    12:14: Woodrow Butdonthave-Apaddle: That Hickory Daiquiri Doc

    • @anonymously5681
      @anonymously5681 Год назад +10

      There is also "Carlo coz the tire's flat".

    • @adamlombard3771
      @adamlombard3771 Год назад +16

      No man has ever deserved an thumbs up more than you. Thank you sir

    • @axelsorax5358
      @axelsorax5358 Год назад +1

      @@anonymously5681 I missed that? Do you have a time stamp?

    • @anonymously5681
      @anonymously5681 Год назад +4

      @@axelsorax5358 it's not in this video. I just quoted it coz it's stuck in my head. 👍😃

    • @maryannefeyer6332
      @maryannefeyer6332 Год назад +4

      This is amazing! I keep thinking the second one is actually “Horst,” not “Hors,” as my dear departed father-in-law’s name was Horst. He was German; born there and lived there until after medical school.

  • @StewartFletcher
    @StewartFletcher 5 лет назад +94

    Wayne, doubled over, dying of laughter, gives me hope for the future of mankind.

  • @TheDemonicJuggalette
    @TheDemonicJuggalette 7 лет назад +1524

    "A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $250,000 in large bills. No change is expected."😂

    • @dietbleach9362
      @dietbleach9362 6 лет назад +2

      Grell Sutcliff CrayCray thats what he said dumbass gj re-quoting it

    • @williamreid6255
      @williamreid6255 3 года назад +5

      “Police say his pet was also ran over by a drunk driver repeatedly shouting, ‘Keep the change, ya filthy animal!’.”

    • @MarkEdwardRom
      @MarkEdwardRom 2 года назад +5

      I enjoy the one with the triple rear end joke.
      Started with the sore rear, the donkey & on a resting at the end. Classic dodge of the censorship guidelines.

    • @xavierharris9749
      @xavierharris9749 2 года назад +1

      You can keep the change, will ya? 🌝

  • @bazilly
    @bazilly 7 лет назад +876

    You know it's a good one when Wayne starts losing it

    • @sammy135_
      @sammy135_ 5 лет назад +65

      And if Colin breaks Ryan then you know it was a fucking comdeic gold

    • @sammy135_
      @sammy135_ 5 лет назад +7

      @Kate F Man, you must feel so proud of yourself, you corrected a typo. Bravo!

    • @Salchipapafied
      @Salchipapafied 5 лет назад +9

      Misplacing the d and e in "comedic" is not an error that needs your "help". Get the fuck over yourself.

    • @LauWo
      @LauWo 5 лет назад +5

      ​@@Salchipapafied One could say: "comedeic" is self explanatory. So why bother correcting it?
      For people who are familiar with the english language, it is. For those who aren't, not so sure.
      I do agree that spelling errors that lead to different understandings are more urgent to correct. But "comedeic" could lead to both understanding and no understanding. Kate was just being friendly to help out. We should never abolish that :) And if the help wasn't needed, then it still is better to ignore and/or appreciate someones endeavour instead of criticize it.

  • @DizzyDez613
    @DizzyDez613 10 месяцев назад +32

    His Knick knack paddy whack joke is one of the smartest jokes I’ve ever heard. It kills me every time.

  • @Smeginator
    @Smeginator 5 лет назад +83

    “My coanchor, Doody MacPherson. Howdy, Doody.”

  • @vibequake3538
    @vibequake3538 7 лет назад +773

    "I'm your anchor, Arthur Anymoredonuts" always gets me XD XD XD XD

    • @goldenhusky2958
      @goldenhusky2958 6 лет назад +1

      VibeQuake can you explain it plz;;

    • @mattthegizmo2491
      @mattthegizmo2491 6 лет назад +14

      Golden Husky
      Arthur Anymoredonuts.
      Arthur could sound like are there.
      So are there any more donuts.

    • @henrikbger4111
      @henrikbger4111 5 лет назад +4

      Well ... Arthur?

    • @zarinshapurjee9430
      @zarinshapurjee9430 5 лет назад +8

      Uh the Rudolph joke was way more hilarious

    • @ongphong5933
      @ongphong5933 5 лет назад +1

      Thor but not complained about it

  • @grantswartwoudt1557
    @grantswartwoudt1557 7 лет назад +834

    Woodrow, but don't have a paddle.

    • @59771006
      @59771006 6 лет назад +26

      It's good to know that he would row if he did have a paddle.

    • @ongphong5933
      @ongphong5933 5 лет назад +6

      Thor but not complained about it

    • @joelioes
      @joelioes 5 лет назад

      I think it's "Wouldrow but don't have a paddle"

    • @AlexSnow96
      @AlexSnow96 5 лет назад +21

      @@joelioes Woodrow is an actual name, hence the pun.

    • @Normal1855
      @Normal1855 4 года назад +8

      I'm peeair because my bladder is empty. Another great one. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @danh5810
    @danh5810 4 года назад +40

    "The Artist Who Formerly Phoned with Sprint"
    Geezus that's awesome

  • @mutigerinky
    @mutigerinky 3 года назад +119

    My two favorites are the "Knick Knack Paddy Wack" and "Reindeer in Spain" ones.....mostly because of the restrained reactions from Kathy and Jeff.

    • @michaelschweigart3517
      @michaelschweigart3517 3 года назад +6

      I didn't get the reindeer one with the exception that it rhymed

    • @mutigerinky
      @mutigerinky 3 года назад +9

      There is a famous song lyric that goes "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

    • @jeffwenberg4321
      @jeffwenberg4321 10 месяцев назад

      Probably the closest Kathy ever came to actually losing it.

  • @lilithinferno
    @lilithinferno 7 лет назад +541

    I love how Chip can't hold his giggles

    • @gasser5001
      @gasser5001 7 лет назад +9

      most of them cant.

    • @Sub-Atomic
      @Sub-Atomic 7 лет назад +1

      Sarah Nemo it was just Greg, and one of the females who could.

    • @connfyoozed
      @connfyoozed 7 лет назад +32

      Kathy Greenwood never cracked up, and almost never even reacted to them... props to her, because I don't know how she did it. Greg Proops and Brad Sherwood never broke character, though they would react to him. Jeff Davis usually smiled but never laughed. Chip usually could barely keep a straight face, which was awesome to watch. Wayne and Ryan often laughed, but they weren't on camera at the time so they could get away with it.

    • @mattdickie4696
      @mattdickie4696 7 лет назад +79

      Are you saying Colin did it for Chips and Giggles? :)

    • @leafsflamsrangersfan
      @leafsflamsrangersfan 6 лет назад +1

      Matt Dickie I see what you did there. I like it. 👍🏼😊

  • @77777Spooky
    @77777Spooky 7 лет назад +501

    Pierre because my bladder is empty

  • @ashleelouiserehe7821
    @ashleelouiserehe7821 6 лет назад +650

    “Lars Lars pants-on-fars” 😂😂😂
    Christ.
    Still laughing at this all these years later.

    • @AmondoDazz
      @AmondoDazz 3 года назад +5

      You still laughing? 😂

    • @ashleelouiserehe7821
      @ashleelouiserehe7821 3 года назад +4

      @@AmondoDazz yes.

    • @Top10soon
      @Top10soon 3 года назад +3

      @@ashleelouiserehe7821 I come back to these videos every year and never get tired of it lol

    • @TriforcePunk
      @TriforcePunk 3 года назад

      It's honestly one of my favorite names he gave himself for the news skits.

    • @LeoArielVirgili
      @LeoArielVirgili 3 года назад +5

      Hi, everyone, I'm from Argentina, and even though I'm fluent in English, this type of jokes is complicated to understand for me. I know it must be tough but, can someone explain this joke to someone from another culture? Thank you.

  • @onwego1946
    @onwego1946 3 года назад +47

    Don't let Colin fool you. The man has genuine acting chops.

    • @lydwinaofschiedam2685
      @lydwinaofschiedam2685 2 года назад

      He had an entire character arc as a dishonest private investigator in the long-running Canadian TV show, Murdoch Mysteries. He was great.

  • @therealhiesenberg2731
    @therealhiesenberg2731 7 лет назад +1000

    And on the sevetnh day, he created Colin Mochrie

    • @gktpenn9286
      @gktpenn9286 7 лет назад +41

      TheRealHiesenberg and on the seventh day, he created Colin mochire, a self embodiment of himself.

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 6 лет назад +9

      Pixel Bear “a self embodiment of himself” does that sound weird to anyone else or just me

    • @michael88h
      @michael88h 6 лет назад +9

      TheRealHiesenberg and on the eighth day he corrected your spelling.

    • @kirikayumura6015
      @kirikayumura6015 5 лет назад +2

      @@QixTheDS ha! yes it sounds odd to me as well.. I feel like I have to meditate on that one :)

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 5 лет назад

      @@QixTheDS would that be a double negative? Idk, it sounds weird to me too lol.

  • @EnDSchultz1
    @EnDSchultz1 7 лет назад +709

    Don't think it was in this video - but one of my favourites was "Good evening, I'm your anchor, Colin the Marines."

    • @robknightfilms
      @robknightfilms 7 лет назад +87

      Only because game-show host Chip shouted "Iiiiiiiintroducing COLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

    • @LachiBoii
      @LachiBoii 6 лет назад +90

      That was a fucking amazing save by Colin.

    • @MopShrudel
      @MopShrudel 6 лет назад +5

      He did

    • @DoomieGruntVentures
      @DoomieGruntVentures 5 лет назад +24

      And from that moment fourth, Chip the co-anchor was known as Smiley Dick

    • @ridderman555hero2
      @ridderman555hero2 5 лет назад

      It was in this video.

  • @erichurtado4938
    @erichurtado4938 3 года назад +97

    You can just feel the pain of all the performers saying to themselves “no matter what he says I will not laugh!!”

  • @michellelaroche2189
    @michellelaroche2189 4 года назад +205

    "The snakes don't have a pit to hiss in!" I am dying laughing.... Where does he come up with these?!

    • @Wizard_of_the_Tower
      @Wizard_of_the_Tower 2 года назад +1

      I don't get it?

    • @michellelaroche2189
      @michellelaroche2189 2 года назад +13

      @@Wizard_of_the_Tower it's a play on the phrase: "don't have a pot to piss in."

    • @Wizard_of_the_Tower
      @Wizard_of_the_Tower 2 года назад +4

      @@michellelaroche2189 Ok, I have not heard that phrase, most probably because I am from Sweden. What is the meaning of the phrase? To be poor and not have many possessions?

    • @L0ZW0W
      @L0ZW0W 2 года назад +5

      @@Wizard_of_the_Tower Yes

    • @michellelaroche2189
      @michellelaroche2189 2 года назад +7

      @@Wizard_of_the_Tower yep, that's it! If you " don't have a pot to piss in", it means you are really poor and that you have nothing for yourself. The actual meaning of the phrase is less important than the similar rhyming sounds, that's what makes it funny (at least for me!) Take care! =)

  • @Andrew.Grabowski
    @Andrew.Grabowski 6 лет назад +434

    I don't want to imagine what this show would be like without Colin Mochrie. No more awesome one liners like from this video. No more bald jokes. He is comedy gold.

    • @peacefulbuddha8361
      @peacefulbuddha8361 5 лет назад +18

      I think Colin was the anchor of the show. Great support but w/o Colin it's like the Bulls with no Jordan.
      I will say too, Ryan was a lot better in the UK when he could be a lot dirtier.

    • @musicloverme3993
      @musicloverme3993 3 года назад +12

      @@peacefulbuddha8361 "Colin was the anchor of the show." I see what you did there!

    • @kangjohan78
      @kangjohan78 3 года назад +7

      Imagine that he was actually not selected to be part of the show at first!

    • @LIBqueen
      @LIBqueen 3 года назад +5

      Well Wayne is bald now- karma is....🤣

    • @karenwillough180
      @karenwillough180 2 года назад +3

      Genius.

  • @kevinfoster6813
    @kevinfoster6813 6 лет назад +654

    I'd love to see the Comedy Central roast of Ryan Stiles with Colin as the roast master.
    Bring in Drew Brad Wayne Greg Jeff Ross it'd be great

    • @mangoman6745
      @mangoman6745 5 лет назад +21

      Kevin Foster yes this would be an awesome roast to watch on Comedy Central. In fact while your at it bring in the whole darn cast of W.L.I.A🤣🤣🤣

    • @ongphong5933
      @ongphong5933 5 лет назад +13

      This would be a must watch for me

    • @insanitysreign6195
      @insanitysreign6195 5 лет назад +5

      Historical Roasts

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 2 года назад +1

      It would be epic. More like the old days when everyone really knew each other. I'm thinking about Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Milton Burl, Phyllis Diller. A Whose Line roast would probably be so funny people would end up in the ER. 🤗🖖💕💕💕

    • @jamesmac8453
      @jamesmac8453 Год назад

      They did it at Friars Club. Roast of Drew Carey

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae 2 года назад +52

    Love how straight Jeff remained after the Rudolph bit when everyone else just lost it. XD He even shook his head in disappointment about it. XD

    • @Tony195746
      @Tony195746 2 года назад +3

      more like "where the heck did that come from?!"

  • @unrealuknow864
    @unrealuknow864 2 года назад +24

    "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane".
    Amazing talent.

  • @tonytanti8138
    @tonytanti8138 6 лет назад +441

    Gotta love how Drew laughed hystericallly at all of these...I miss him on the new show

    • @Davethenuttymagician
      @Davethenuttymagician 5 лет назад +5

      The best of the 3 host

    • @Christdeliverme
      @Christdeliverme 5 лет назад +14

      New show is just liberal trash. Social Justice Warrior injected.

    • @trever2244
      @trever2244 5 лет назад +13

      @@Christdeliverme so true, coming back to these videos is refreshing as hell. Everything is too dam shiny and everyone wears leather now too on that show. That's shit drives me up the wall for some reason.

    • @noelleeve4087
      @noelleeve4087 5 лет назад +19

      Beau Mancini Hear, hear. I love that they have the original improvers but Aisha often makes it unbearable to watch.

    • @matthewh7842
      @matthewh7842 4 года назад +2

      @@Christdeliverme calm down snowflake

  • @jcb3393
    @jcb3393 7 лет назад +613

    "a dab of Abba doo" - takes a little while to put all those pieces together

    • @brycesimom6195
      @brycesimom6195 5 лет назад

      Emma I don’t get it plz explain

    • @brofelixthecat8233
      @brofelixthecat8233 5 лет назад +9

      Bryce Simom ABBA is a Swedish pop band from back in the day.

    • @dramamole
      @dramamole 4 года назад +9

      The first time I saw it I didnt get it until I repeated the punch line out loud. And then I proceed to cry laughing for about 5 minutes. It was also very early in the morning at the time so I may have been loopy, but I lost it.

    • @RagDollCthulhu
      @RagDollCthulhu 4 года назад

      Cat Tay i still dont get it

    • @skyfrostthunderrock
      @skyfrostthunderrock 4 года назад +2

      god tier!

  • @BigDawg31675
    @BigDawg31675 2 года назад +21

    It’s not just his lines, it’s his face afterwards that makes him a comedy genius

  • @conniemcintyre3381
    @conniemcintyre3381 7 лет назад +140

    The man is pure genius

  • @alonsodonayreadrian5052
    @alonsodonayreadrian5052 6 лет назад +553

    the reindeer in spain was hit manly by the plane

    • @heavyhauler426
      @heavyhauler426 6 лет назад +3

      Alber Popov It was a rhyme scheme mostly.

    • @theorganguy
      @theorganguy 6 лет назад +80

      It is a twist on a song from "My fair Lady" - "The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain"

    • @puterami123
      @puterami123 5 лет назад +9

      Hit manly? Not womanly?

    • @trajan231
      @trajan231 5 лет назад +2

      @@puterami123 mainly

    • @FudgeYeahLinusLAN
      @FudgeYeahLinusLAN 4 года назад +4

      @@theorganguy ah, so that's why i didn't get the pun even in text form

  • @davesmith4839
    @davesmith4839 4 года назад +77

    Greg is definitely the best at keeping a straight face as Colin’s co-anchor

    • @syedmasroorhussain
      @syedmasroorhussain 2 года назад +3

      His raised eyebrow reaction to Colin's crazy names is priceless

    • @Tony195746
      @Tony195746 2 года назад +2

      @@syedmasroorhussain yeah. Greg almost completely lost it a few times but caught himself at the last possible second

  • @timcanadien7877
    @timcanadien7877 2 года назад +33

    "A knick-knack paddywhack" never gets old.
    True comedy genius from a talented performer. Go Canada Go!

  • @DoggosintheHouse
    @DoggosintheHouse 4 года назад +26

    "The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane." That never stops being hilarious.

  • @jventhgen
    @jventhgen 5 лет назад +115

    We need Drew back on. His laugh 😆 is contagious

    • @mntwins28
      @mntwins28 3 года назад +3

      True but Drew is too busy playing Bob Barker

  • @LiamHeadFace
    @LiamHeadFace 3 года назад +41

    Wayne bent over, Ryan's head turn and Drew laughing over the next skit, that's when ya know it's a good one!!

  • @matthewwatkins4938
    @matthewwatkins4938 3 года назад +14

    A man completely covered in BROWN WRAPPING PAPER was arrested for rustling. This man is amazing

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 10 месяцев назад +9

    I think the more time that goes on, the more his timing, deadpan, and quick wit gets more respect. He was truly a once in a generation comedian.

  • @violator791
    @violator791 6 лет назад +114

    "A Bush in the band is worth two in the Byrds." Best one of all.

    • @detail11
      @detail11 6 лет назад +1

      violator791: liar liar pants on 🔥

    • @detail11
      @detail11 6 лет назад +1

      Sorry Violater, that comment wasn't meant for you

  • @waltergutierrez8969
    @waltergutierrez8969 4 года назад +60

    “It took 3 hours to separate jambonis Head from his ass” is easily the most creative joke of all time

  • @timcarder2170
    @timcarder2170 4 года назад +236

    Them: "You can't make a living telling dad jokes"
    Colin Mochrie: *grinning slyly*.... "Hold my beer"

    • @alexfido2935
      @alexfido2935 4 года назад +2

      Tim Vine vs Colin Mochrie, who would win?

    • @timcarder2170
      @timcarder2170 4 года назад +2

      @@alexfido2935
      Kind of hard to compare, they have different styles.But would've been great to see Vine do some guest spots on Who's Line.

    • @ajaxfire
      @ajaxfire 3 года назад +2

      *Hold my Hickory daiquiri

    • @timcarder2170
      @timcarder2170 3 года назад +2

      @@ajaxfire :-D
      Perfect!!!
      lol

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 3 года назад +5

      honestly, he'd probably say something like, "I won't make a living, I'll make a killing"

  • @ChanceUriahMiller
    @ChanceUriahMiller 4 года назад +91

    Colin Mochrie doesn't get enough appreciation for his improv comic genius

    • @redacted2275
      @redacted2275 Год назад +1

      He's the most praised member of WLIIA ffs
      Stop with these asinine expressions out of context

    • @ChanceUriahMiller
      @ChanceUriahMiller Год назад

      @@redacted2275 ffs stay off the internet if this is how you feel every single time you see someone post a comment. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're easily triggered, aren't you?

    • @bryanleeyf87
      @bryanleeyf87 Год назад

      @@ChanceUriahMiller nope. Your comment is just stupid and ignorant as hell.
      Next you're probably going to say Morgan Freeman is underrated.
      Dumb shit.

  • @AJEDDY97
    @AJEDDY97 5 лет назад +26

    At 9:06 you can see Jeff actively trying not to laugh at that one. It's so dark, and I LOVE it.

  • @professorgoat1099
    @professorgoat1099 Год назад +29

    Drew was definitely one of the best hosts. His uncontrollable laughter added to every joke.

  • @calhou91
    @calhou91 4 года назад +27

    The knickknack paddy wack is my favorite thing ever!

  • @MsLightbar
    @MsLightbar 2 года назад +39

    Tons of good ones! My favorite was not in here. Our top story, a man was admitted to the hospital today with several toy horses stuck in his butt, his condition was listed as stable.

    • @anthonybaratta6152
      @anthonybaratta6152 Год назад +5

      Yeah mine is from a new one as well… nine out of 10 people addicted to brake fluid can’t stop

    • @madbrowniac7871
      @madbrowniac7871 11 месяцев назад

      Said it before. Guess that I'll say it again. If you're unimpressed by the very idea of Gravity, does that mean that you don't give a Fig about Newton?😂😏👨‍🎓👩‍🎓👨‍🔬👩‍🔬🍎🍏B.W.

  • @Alnora
    @Alnora 5 лет назад +46

    Every time Colin makes a pun a week is taken off of Ryan's life.

  • @flomaticjustice
    @flomaticjustice 2 года назад +15

    Colin's one liners are the best ever. He and Ryan are pure legends in whose line history!

  • @ashleyprokic6494
    @ashleyprokic6494 5 лет назад +66

    It's amazing that Colin had to audition more than once because they didn't think he was funny enough!

  • @scottsharp1763
    @scottsharp1763 4 года назад +24

    “The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane!”

  • @shawntco
    @shawntco 4 года назад +64

    9:09 Ryan and Wayne reacting like that made it so much more hilarious

    • @anthonybaratta6152
      @anthonybaratta6152 Год назад +2

      Jeff too… you can see him put his head down and just shake his head like really…

  • @gregorygordon1006
    @gregorygordon1006 Год назад +2

    Saw the show in Las Vegas without censoring. Funniest show ever. My abs were sore for a week. It was worth every penny.

  • @SuzNbhollenberry
    @SuzNbhollenberry 2 года назад +9

    Colin needs an award I've never seen a comedian so quick witted other than our beloved Robin

  • @chadeley
    @chadeley 5 лет назад +12

    "Pierre because my bladders empty" is my personal favorite name he used.

  • @alexdurbin8582
    @alexdurbin8582 7 лет назад +815

    HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE THINK THESE UP

    • @kevinfoster6813
      @kevinfoster6813 6 лет назад +96

      Alex Durbin I'd assume he'd at least know what games they're going to do before they start taping they just don't know what the scene will consist of.

    • @Damassan
      @Damassan 6 лет назад +35

      Also, some he probably had told to others before. Or heard.

    • @cninh4574
      @cninh4574 6 лет назад +67

      Alex Durbin the names are incredible, I don’t know how, but for the puns, all you do is start with the punchline and work backwards!

    • @gedias1
      @gedias1 5 лет назад +76

      This is the only game where he can actually prepare his joke beforehand and not have to improvise.

    • @wschrader666
      @wschrader666 5 лет назад +11

      @@gedias1 they are all improvised.They pick the best ones to air on the show

  • @Domanese
    @Domanese 2 года назад +4

    I think his best quip in this segment was "This just in, Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 0"

  • @McSandwich121
    @McSandwich121 5 лет назад +16

    7:55 is my favorite one. A bunch of build up for a hugely stupid pun. I love it.

  • @43labontepetty
    @43labontepetty 6 лет назад +376

    Only you can prevent florist friars. That is easily in the top 10 of lines ever on the show.

    • @shippuden667
      @shippuden667 6 лет назад +78

      Will Federowic Hugh*

    • @QuantumFeldspar
      @QuantumFeldspar 5 лет назад +34

      Top ten lines and you don't even know it?

    • @reemsreg
      @reemsreg 4 года назад +7

      Only Hugh

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 3 года назад +2

      You done goofed son

  • @BornToPun7541
    @BornToPun7541 6 лет назад +22

    "Only Hugh can prevent florist friars!"

  • @queenlover1232
    @queenlover1232 6 лет назад +44

    Chip trying not to laugh really makes this 😂

  • @Cariuss_Shadow
    @Cariuss_Shadow 3 года назад +30

    I love how at 12:37 you can see Chip keeping himself from laughing cause he sees the punchline coming.

  • @kylermashburn8329
    @kylermashburn8329 6 лет назад +64

    And then the sheep hit the fan

  • @amyg5149
    @amyg5149 Год назад +7

    Watching Ryan and Wayne grin at these is the best. Their support of each other and genuine listening is awesome!

  • @davidratty2242
    @davidratty2242 4 года назад +52

    The Cleveland Browns joke still holds up today.

    • @terrastos
      @terrastos 4 года назад +7

      YES! This just in... Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3 => Drew Carey Spit take

    • @VeritasMiles
      @VeritasMiles 3 года назад +1

      Mayfield and the Browns actually made the playoffs for a change, though.

  • @TimZoet
    @TimZoet 5 лет назад +26

    Drew's laugh is so contagious

  • @davidbowden796
    @davidbowden796 Год назад +6

    The "cannonball" joke has to be one of Collin's masterpieces.

  • @donaldparlettjr3295
    @donaldparlettjr3295 7 лет назад +327

    You gotta credit Colin, he's quick

    • @kevinfoster6813
      @kevinfoster6813 6 лет назад +24

      That's what she said.

    • @RoyDallass
      @RoyDallass 11 месяцев назад

      @@kevinfoster6813 *If you know what I mean.

  • @danielmaher8763
    @danielmaher8763 3 года назад +12

    That smirk when he said "calibre" woth the cannonball joke was legendary

  • @kennethrodrigue1324
    @kennethrodrigue1324 2 года назад +7

    The number of times Ryan and Wayne can't keep it together. Oh my gosh. Colin is absolutely number one at these. I can't count how many times I've re-watched these and I still die every time. A master for sure!

  • @hockeycanes944
    @hockeycanes944 12 лет назад +117

    this is the most underrated video on youtube

  • @enilenis
    @enilenis 5 лет назад +17

    The only video where the clip cuts on a joke and I go: "Oh! I wanted to hear the ending of it!" And then the clip magically splices itself to give me the joke! Pure magic!

  • @kamuelakawaakoa5512
    @kamuelakawaakoa5512 5 лет назад +15

    You know it's good when drew takes off his glasses

  • @sonic1135
    @sonic1135 Год назад +4

    "Welcome to the 6 a clock news I'm your anchor Kieth my pasty white butt" makes me laugh every time

  • @sammygent9591
    @sammygent9591 7 лет назад +21

    Love Colin. He's a comedy genius. He should have his own show. I hope he's still at it.

  • @neonnwave1
    @neonnwave1 7 лет назад +101

    "I'm your anchor: Pierre Cuzmybladerisempty."

  • @josephtaylor5077
    @josephtaylor5077 Год назад +8

    You know it’s a good line when Wayne, and Ryan react.

  • @jenniferodonnell6815
    @jenniferodonnell6815 5 лет назад +18

    The snakes don't have a pit to hiss in 😂😂😂😂

  • @gasser5001
    @gasser5001 7 лет назад +77

    lmao. colin truly is a brilliant improvist.

    • @LesIsMoreFilms
      @LesIsMoreFilms 7 лет назад +20

      he is! But he definitely writes these one liners before the show

  • @XLIVLP
    @XLIVLP 2 года назад +6

    After watching this entire clip...I am going to have the news intro stuck in my head for days....

  • @St.Linguini_of_Pesto
    @St.Linguini_of_Pesto Год назад +4

    I rewatch this series whenever I need a hearty chuckle.

  • @joycegrabert1045
    @joycegrabert1045 2 года назад +8

    That knick knack paddy whack line gets me every time.