Pointy Bits (Final Fantasy 7 Parody) - Oney Cartoons
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2 eggs, beaten
1/3 cup buttermilk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
1 cup mashed bananas
1 1/2 cups white sugar
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup chopped pecans (optional)
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Spray one 9x5 inch loaf pan with non-stick spray coating.
2. Blend together the eggs, buttermilk, oil and bananas.
3. Sift together the sugar, flour, baking soda and salt. Add to banana mixture and stir in pecans. Mix well.
4. Pour into prepared loaf pan and bake 1 hour and 20 minutes or until a cake tester inserted in the center comes out clean.
5. Enjoy!
Makes 1 - 9x5 inch loaf.
Now that the remake's out, Tifa no longer has pointy bits
But now they're smaller 😔
@@stingurameshi they're really not. She's in a sports bra. It squeezes them down so she has more mobility. Did you see her in the mature outfit in Chapter 9? They're still huge.
They all round.
And all the better for it...
Sting Urameshi they r actually not small, they are pretty big plus if u look closely when she walks..they jiggle 0.0
WE'LL SHOW HIM!
Cloud Strife...For...Uhh...?
Relax Celow
i respect that you still havent changed your picture
@@kezisthename right?
hyaaa...Shit (RIP)
The best thing about Oney Cartoons are that, no matter how many times you've watched it, it's funny every.
single.
time.
unless you watch it ten times in sequence
Sorry my dopamine's for this video have run out
Well yeah anything is stops being good if you do it too much. Ever fuck so long it feels like your dick is about to fall off?
But nah this is still funny. 4 year old comment is still relevant
Nekrotix I agree
I see u in all of speedo sausage's comments
Has.... Anyone acknowledged that there is a recipe for banana bread in the description box?
I just as confused about it.
Yes
Just noticed
This has been out for 7 years and this is news to me
HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?
Omg that acapella version at the end is insane
Are we gonna tell em?
meanwhile shadman is in the credits
@R0v33&Tr3v33✓ ruclips.net/video/JPBRbIvs5lc/видео.html
"its a good thing we had those phoenix downs"
"YOU HAVE THE DOWNS"
Looking at this joke written down it hits so much harder
Best part
"Nah he just looks big, we'll show him" literally me in every FFVII boss fight
Anthony Andrade and now ff15
Best part of that statement is that besides emerald weapon and ruby weapon, it’s absolutely true. The other big enemies in this game aren’t that much of an issue.
90% of FFXIV fights
The delivery on that "SSSSHIT" never fails to make me laugh
Which one? They're both amazing. No- they're both _perfect._
@@PeterDivine Specifically for me, the one right after they all fall through the window/glass. Love all the deliveries here regardless tho
1:41
The daaaa daadaaa daaaa daaaaa gets me
I've quoted it so often that it's now just reactionary
0:34 ... I laughed my ass off. srsly. it's gone. good job!
Was machst du hier?
Do you remember this?
1:41
The way they say 'shit' gets me every time.
Thelema I know right.
Saaaaaaaaaaaame
Shhhyet...
Ye me too
I remember Gifs With Sound had a clip of a ant jumping on an ant with "We'll show him" as the sound clip. ... God i wish it was still up. It was a rich seam deep in the ROFL mine.
So this is what got Cloud into smash...
+Kirito Alverez Shulk's brother storms into battle!
Probably not, but are you excited that he is in SSB 3DS/Wii U.
Evelin Hernandez Totally
+Kirito Alverez Ehrgeiz??
+Kirito Alverez U mean C-Loud?
Good idea my chocolate comrade!
Chocolate?
Yeah, you know cuz your... Black?
I'm WHUAT?!
Sorry
My brownie comrade!
It’s cause he’s colourblind
Pormpf Spimperton
I like how consistent they are with their jokes
You're*
@bluffingkiwi I would be too
Question:
Why is there a Loaf recipe in the description?
OH SHIT I never saw that!!!!!
+El ocio de ZoruaSEba finally someone Who gets it
Supposed to be a piece of shit aka loaf?
Because potatoes
EmeraldGore2 Yeast.
"WE'LL SHOW HIM!"
proceeds to throw his sword instead of slashing Infront of the monster.
*Inserts Lazy Acapella Gay Lover Ending theme song*
*Crying baby.*
I just love how the attached materias fall apart rolling on the ground.
Good idea my chocolate comrade.
Chocolate?
Yea because your...black.
+Shadowzone25 I'm huaat
Take us down there you fully fledged pilot!
Danial Hakim o-kay.
Who’s back here in 2019 from the remake
Yeah, why does this seem like a better version than the remake?
I’m back from Switch Port
No 3046 sry
I like that there’s just casually a recipe in the description
what remake?
Shadman did your backgrounds? The porn artist?
Ye they're good mates
Look up sleepy cabin on RUclips, their podcasts are awesome
there's like 2 with shad
Which ones i wanna hear his voice for um science
DavidGustav Gustav hes black so dont bother
Don't worry baby it ain loaded., which is probably why we lost.
Riku Stop it!
_Click_
TA
TA
TA
TAAA.
NAW! It's:
TAAAA
TA
TA
TAAA
TAAAA!
+turbotrup96 its TAAA TA TA TA TAAA TA TA oww
ooo look out for those pointy bits haha
no its
TAAA
T-T-T-TAA
TAA
TAA
TA T-TA!!
+Link3000XD Pewshcwa
I love how he threw his sword and then the materia just kind of scattered around 🤣🤣🤣
Shadman drew the background for this video,I want you to think about that
Sean Osborne when I noticed that I was like plz don’t don’t tell me he somehow drew some really small, weird and pervertedly fucked up Easter egg in the background
where at
Yeah I just noticed that today and now I'm slightly uncomfortable.
Elias Garcia me too
After years of watching this video... Just today I realized shadman made the backgorunds... I'm mildly perturbed
Am I the only one who read the description? There's a recipe for banana bread!
Ikr
I saw that too
It's banana bread
It's tasty!
Epic! Was funnier than the video honestly I was like why is there a recipe on this video?!!! Lol
Why won't anyone acknowledge the phrases "c-loud."
I never fully processed that line. Thank you for showing me the light.
jordan I thought the same thing as well. 😂
I'M HHHWAT???
Wait, really?
I thought that was pretty obvious and hilarious xD
FUCKER, CHOCOLATE DUDE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT WHEN I READ YOUR COMMENT.
“Relax baby, IT AIN’T LOADED”
"Which is probably why we lost"
“ugh”
@@Fooligan23 "Stop it!"
UGH!
@@franciscopalacios1657 "STOP IT!"
Why is there a recipe for Banana Bread in the description?
Mason Mckenrick Why not?
Exactly, why not. They have a food fetish, have you not seen the potato salad video ?
Daniel Boyett yeah it was...interesting
Mason Mckenrick lol wtf
Don't question it, my son
who else is re-watching this in hype of the remake
Me xD
Jajajaja yeah! xD
Notelirivers Curses. And here I thought I was an unique snowflake.
Be careful the remake its just new beautiful cgi cutscenes and the same old pc port ps1 game XD
Eduardo Gutierrez I think that is what people are expecting, not a new game.
I'M WHAAAT?
gilzineto I'M HWHAAT?*
Tifa noticing her pointy bits aren't so pointy at 0:49 makes me chuckle every time.
0:54 if I could have a gif of this...
I have it
@@whisperingcrown591 post it up....... "WE'LL SHOW HIM"
You can use kapwing and edit the time stamps. Viola, your gif with sound
@@rafaelnunes8092 we didn't milk it yet
Good idea my chocolate comrade!
Lmao the blue screen of death at 0:34 xD
yukaslegion2 haha, i just saw it too. nice call. xD
yukaslegion2 DID SOMEONE CALL ME? :D
Bluescreen King dammit stop crashing my computer! XD
NEVER MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!
ermahgerd yukas pls i luv u
"WE'LL SHOW HIMMMM" lmao
... shit
kirby233 *game over theme with a crying baby*
WALUIGI man Gay lover theme*
got me in 2013 and it gets me now
2013 was such a wild year, I miss it so much
I wanna go back.
@@reshiexe286 same here dude
Things were simpler back then... I miss it.
@@games12444 Yeah man, wasn't worried about proving something to the world, just enjoying life.
I do for the content but I don’t lol, 7th grade can stay in 2013
I have no words to describe how perfect this is.
Lol me too.
"YOU HAVE THE DOWNS!"
Sean Dickey "Nah, He just looks big! We'll show him!" *throws sword horribly at it and proceeds to get obliterated by a single attack*Sorry, I know people are posting it all over... but it's such a classic moment, you could adapt it to almost all of gaming xD
***** dark souls
SomniumStrife In all honesty I almost pissed myself watching this XD
Wish I can play with someone's
Taaaaa-ta-ta-ta-taaa
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta's.
😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😐😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😎😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
find the odd ones out also 😉sure
Just watch out for the pointy bits.
ArtisanWarriorMX pointy bits are the best part
Hey man, U don’t gotta wish when u could just walk down to ur local strip club
Whats the actual song called
Is that the narrator from battle block theater?
Yes
Stamper went big with Fairy Wish Prince. From then on he's kinda featured in a lot. From what I can gather is he works for Newgrounds and BBT was their game.
Dustin Hutchinson
dude stamper was very known even before all his youtube vids. he was the graphic designer for newgrounds website. he did some music and artwork for castle crashers, maybe for alien hominid too. he's one of the most known NG users. you should check out his NG profile.
Yet lead comment says otherwise -_- internets a big place. Honestly not everyone knows of newgrounds. Like seriously, The name Monty Oum was famous at Haloid, yet no one knew of him till he worked on RvB or RWBY.
Ever since I saw BBT, I've wanted to listen to Stamper read stories to me. There should be a channel for that.
"Chocolate?"
"Yeah, you know... cause you're black?"
"I'M *WHAT!?*"
[20 seconds later]
"I DON'T MEAN TO SOUND CYNICAL, BUT THIS NIGGA IS GONNA KILL US"
Barret accepted that pretty quickly.
Either that or he was ironically racist.
it does come with its perks
That and calling him C-Loud hahaha
@@respectfullyrazerian2154 uncle ruckus? 😳
uh
*Staph it*
Uh
*Stop it*
UH
*intense staring*
1:27
*SHIET*
Hey guys! Check out what i just learned! If i hold this big ol' button right here I can be like "Daa da da daaaahhhh dahhh! Daa saahhh daaahhh"
*violently stops*
0:53, every miiverse post for Cloud on Smash Bros
Isa1015 I actually drew the face at 0:19 right before Miiverse died
"he just looks big, we will show him!" *Sword shatters* "shit" 🤣 had me rolling on my floor 🤣🤣🤣
when's the Pointy Bits Remake coming out
Oh boy do I have news for you
@@Spenc3 what?
@@ryukenhadouken775 there are no more pointy bits
Smooth Bits
I rather play a game with this comedy and animation than a new COD.
Keala No. I think MWR is pretty cool
MiComicz let's mention that MWR is a remastered cod back when cod was decent
Keala yep.
what about bo2
sebastian guzman bo2 isn't funny.
0:57 that little “shit” part cracked me up
Oh man, the game over theme was just amazing.
man, its smooth, what did you expected? XD
The video was just amazing.
That crying tho
Hello from a decade back
0:40 Cloud shouting is comedy at its finest lmaoo
Cover of the battle theme at the end is fucking sick
SmoothMCgrooves cover of final fantasy 7 fanfare
My next play-through I'm naming him C. Loud.
“I don’t mean to sound cynical... but this n*gga is gonna kill us!”
Best line in animation history.
I love how he says it literally under a minute after learning he's black.
Barrett: "You'll have to be more specific, baby: The good lord crippled me with color-blindness like the asshole He is."
I swear Stamper never fails to make me giggle-shit myself to death.
I also like how he's super willing to drop the N-bomb. Does it in the fairy wish prince too and its hilarious because of it.
Don't look up anything about him after that voiceacting gig fell trough.
I hate the makers mark arc
@@hongodongo9053 yep homie fell off the wagon :(
@@nicetry69420 alcoholism sucks
@@hacksbeenjamin
I say comedy is not comedy if it does not risk offending people. Glad that Chris has not fundamentally changed at all in ten years :)
Dat Tifa in 0:48 though.
He does like his tifas
That recipe for banana nut bread, in the description, came out amazing! Thanks
My life’s motto “He just looks big we’ll show him!” Proceeds to get ass handed to.
I love the way all of the materia falls off of the Ultima Weapon
ShadowGamerOmega MY MATERIAAAAAAS
I'm gonna call my black friends chocolate comrades, now. :)
Jack Griffin Dont think thats a good idea pal XD
RIP Jack Griffin
You don’t have any black friends tho
You’re gonna get your ass kicked like that lol
I don't mean to sound cynical but did them niggas kill you?
"We'll Show Him!....Shit" *dies* = Best part
0:55
There's something about the way he said "shit" that just gets me every time.
same dude, it's probabaly the best part of the video XD
1:13 Sea loud
C-loud
I'm half expecting cloud to start singing "buckle your pants"
FF 7 REMAKE CONFIRMED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Saltare I know.. I can't wait either!!
Saltare I wish they hired Oney to do all the cutscenes.
manicmuffin oh my god thatd be fucking gold
Saltare FF123456789987654321
Dude stamper is amazing, I’ve loved his voice acting since battle block theater
WE'LL SHOW HIM
Nhey, oh sh- *Explodes*
"YOU HAVE THE DOWNS"
What a relic this is.... Chris doesn't even have half these people in his life anymore.
The game over screen kills me everytime I watch this video
Anyone notice the banana bread recipe in the description?
*It looks delicious.*
OMFG IT DOES.... amnyone tried making this?
Make it and post results !
Nice. Of course no one reads the description ha!
tasty confirmed
DarkTion oohh... was it made of polygons?
This is actually the most normal video he ever did
Barret saying the n word seconds after learning he’s black gets me every time.
Awesome
Awsome
Awesome
0:34 that's wut I call expert landing
shadman and smooth mcgroove jumpscare wtf LOL
Two out of four people who worked on this got arrested.
I'm hwat!!!!
The indignant tone in the dudes voice makes it even funnier.
"What's that?"
"What's what?"
"That little red thing down there!"
"You'll have to be more specific baby, the good lord crippled me with color blindness like the asshole he is."
Best part, I love whoever did the black guy's voice xD
''The black guy''
Did you even play FF7?
buhlayke No I haven't, I've only watched my sister play it, so forgive my lack of knowledge xD
***** I see he did all of the voices. And yes, I quite agree with you.
Do you even Final Fantasy?
That would be Stamper, who did ALL the voices
This is exactly how every FF7 player's first encounter with Ruby Weapon goes.
Man, if only we knew how funny it would be to see shadmans name in a video 10 years later.
00:20 Does anyone else find the finger thing disturbing?
𝙼𝚎
"He just looks big! WELL SHOW HIM!"
I love how he throws his ultimate sword and the materia falls out 😂😂
Fucking best part
Shadman doing the backrounds and stamper saying the n word make this one for the archives
is awkward that i know who shadman is at 1:54 and i know about his website XD
Is anyone else wondering why theres a banana bread recipe in the description
WELL SHOW HIM
ONLY people who played FF7 will get the references LOL
Playing the remake and every time I see a pheonix down I think “You have the downs!”
0:57 1:41 sssshit!
Shit
SHIT
I say that second shit almost every day
Shat
*SssssssssssshhhhhhHHIIITT*
God damn it, quit making videos that make me want to watch them several times in a row!
I mean keep making them but god damn!
0:51-1:00
Japan vs US in a nutshell
Yup
Lmao
Its also us vs Russia.
Russia= big red thing
US= Lil pointy people
@@mrpandante2268 joke
Of course
The finger gets me every time
It's about the fifth or sixth time I watched this and it's the first time I've seen the bit part at the very end. I'm a dumbass.
WE'LL SHOW HIM
NYARGH
shet
That's the best part!
***** The whole scene wad hilarious
***** I mean was hilarious
Gay lover instead of game over XD
“If I put my finger on this big ‘ol button, I can be like *Da da da DAaaAa-“
*everyone flys out of the ship*
*sssShit.*
I have no idea how many times I've watched this now, but every single freaking time. When the pilot says "SCHHHETT." I've always laughed.
Remember when Oney said he was gonna do things
Remember
Like months ago
Remember when the next Leo & Satan episode was meant to come out 'soon'?
skwisgaar ahoi m8
Can we please have another FFVII cartoon OneyNG? 'w'
Who else came back here after watching Chris, Tomar, and Lyle?
Dont worry it aint loaded baby
Probably A Pomegranate Good point my Chocolate Comrade!
Wait a minute, shadman?
as in 18+ artist shadman?
white man Green background Yes
Damn
That explains the pointy bits
Princess/Queen CB he made the backrounds not the characters
From Shadbase .?
All I can say is 0:39 to 1:01 is a very accurate representation of going up against ruby weapon for the first time ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿
Raji Aboulhosn I didn't get that far, but from what I hear, its hell
It hurts to laugh
2020, still laughing my ass off like never before cause this is a master piece😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You'll have to be alittle more specific baby. The good lord crippled me with color blindness like the asshole he is."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The little pointy thing right therrrrre."
I like how this is essentially EVERYBODY EVER'S first encounter with Ruby Weapon.
oooh, watch out for those pointy bits
[Insert very long lenny face here]
+Cannonball Burkeball ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Cannonball Burkeball or ( ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡° )
Don't you mean pointy tits? ;)
*death by pointy bits*