Hilarious Islamic Memes - Episode 4

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Комментарии • 127

  • @theastronomer5800
    @theastronomer5800 2 года назад +10

    I spent so much time going through the website with the memes. It's pure gold! Being a scientist, I especially love the ones about science.

  • @DonnieB0407
    @DonnieB0407 2 года назад +37

    Meanwhile, Momins: Mo was talking to the Arab ancestor of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Not an actual rock.

    • @takiyaazrin7562
      @takiyaazrin7562 2 года назад

      @The Legend Christians and Muslims talk to a snake

    • @TheChristopherBlake1
      @TheChristopherBlake1 2 года назад

      Takiya, you are correct.
      They do speak to the snake 🐍
      They also procreate with that snake, not in the grass BUT just to the front of his ass.
      Most men do focus on their snakes, whether it be good or bad.
      Thanks 🙏
      &
      Carry on, but avoid the snake 🐍
      LOL 😂 LOL 😆 LOL 😝

  • @cordatus7209
    @cordatus7209 2 года назад +25

    These are funny. These would draw many people to your channel.

  • @reynoldthemagnificientthun463
    @reynoldthemagnificientthun463 2 года назад +16

    Ya rasulullah!!! Can you smell what the "rock is cooking." LOOOOOL

  • @albashir7140
    @albashir7140 2 года назад +19

    You guys are brilliant💕

  • @samaras008
    @samaras008 2 года назад +13

    As always, thank you guys for your support. ❤️❤️❤️

  • @carerforever2118
    @carerforever2118 2 года назад +10

    G'day, l'm watching your videos again from my home here in Melbourne, Australia 🐨🦘🇭🇲😁👍

  • @blackmamba6253
    @blackmamba6253 2 года назад +29

    I have a question for muslims ,if some guy claims he talks to the rocks ,would you consider that person to be a prophet or would you put that person in a mental hospital?

    • @muhammadganget4450
      @muhammadganget4450 2 года назад

      What about the talking donkey? If answer that question then u will have your answer. Funny u guys don't read your bible. From the point that I assume u don't believe in miracles, and u comparing 2022 with 1500 and 2000 yrs go. IF someone tells u she is a virgin and pregnant will u believe it? If someone tells u he can walk on water and bring people to life will u believe it? Do u believe in a whirlwind and a chariot of fire taking a person to heaven without dying?
      Why is it that Christians never mention what is in their own bible? When u point a finger, three points at u and one at god.
      I am still looking for an honest Christian that would say I find this in Islam but I also find it in Christianity.
      It's like your guys love islam so much that u guys only study islam and the quraan and not Christianity and the bible.
      But muslims love it when u guys do it, cause there are intelligent people that actually goes and research everything and don't just blindly follow. Please bring out what the bible also say or are u guys too ashamed of your religion? Or is it that u guys never actually read the bible?

    • @AfoodieskitchenbyNaaz
      @AfoodieskitchenbyNaaz 2 года назад

      Simple question I will see how is mental state overall or is he is a liar or the one who makes up stories all the tym . If no then I will trust him.. bcoz as a parent also u r taught trust ur child even if he tells u sumthing that he saw which u think is not possible... If a honest reliable man with sound mental state tells me about something why I would not trust him just bcoz it's not sumthing u experienced it

    • @takiyaazrin7562
      @takiyaazrin7562 2 года назад +2

      ​@@AfoodieskitchenbyNaaz Christians and Muslims talk to a snake

    • @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325
      @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325 2 года назад

      Oh course he is a psychopath pedophile and sex addict...

    • @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325
      @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325 2 года назад

      @@takiyaazrin7562 in Islam all animal talk...Islam is a stupid religion...that knowone can follow.

  • @cpsaleemyt
    @cpsaleemyt 2 года назад +30

    What is clear from all this absurdities is that - Islam, Mohammed and Allah had absolutely no clue about life , humans , nature , the earth , the universe and everything else except what some tribes in and around Arabia knew and what they believed from their traditional myths and legends. 😃

    • @muhammadganget4450
      @muhammadganget4450 2 года назад

      Please let me know what the purpose was for running naked in the streets for 3yrs, rubbing dunk on your face and eating dunk cookies? This is found in the Christian bible. It's funny that u say absurdities of islam but u don't speak about Christianity. Did u not read the bible yet? So far I am still waiting for the honest Christian. Show me one teaching in the bible that Christians follow today? U people speak about Christianity yet what is there to show? The bible says women must wear headscarves, the bible says women must work from home, the bible says women should not ask questions in church or exercise any authority over a man, a child that is disobedient to his parents must be stoned to death, what does the bible say about a glutton and a drunkard? What does the bible say about homosexuality, prostitution, gambling, ponography, sex before marriage, what does the bible say about a person that gets divorced and remarries, what does the bible say about circumcision, what does the bible say about pork and cosher food? What does the bible say about a girl that gets raped?
      If u have to compare the word of god according to the bible then and now the Jesus/god is completely outdated or just not relevant anymore. IF your daughter comes today and tell u that she is pregnant but don't worry I am still a virgin what will u say? Honest Christians please come forward!

    • @aumshreeganeshakovil
      @aumshreeganeshakovil 2 года назад

      Muhammad is the greatest threat to the world
      Two wolves will kill only one sheep for their survival but Muhammed commited genocide on peaceful nations for his own survival and sexual lust
      Quran was written by Muhammad in order to protect himself from the crimes and atrocities e committed
      The History of Jihad from Muhammad to Isis by Robert Spencer reveals the truth about Muslims Islam Quran and Muhammad and its eternal genocide on humanity Muhammad lived on war looting
      He received 20 %of all war looting plus 20 of women slaves for his sexual lust and claimed this was authorized by his fake and fraudulent God Allah
      His sexual lust had no limits
      After marrying over 10 rich widows he took on a 6 year old child
      He even married his own daughter in law and claimed that it was instructions from his fake God Allah
      Being so obsessed with his sexual lust Muhammad sent his soldiers to war and got killed thinking that they would recieve 72 virgins in paradise
      Islam is the Anti Christ and Armageddon

    • @excelsior31107
      @excelsior31107 2 года назад

      Islamic critics claim that the Quran is a poorly compiled collection of passages from a man revealed as the word of God to gullible humans in primitive society. When Muhammad was accused of being a madman, for example, he would enter his tent and then appear with pearls 'from Allah' (68: 2) saying,
      “You (Muhammad) are not a madman."
      The people would then take this as proof that he was not! 🤭 To this day, people have not changed and still think the same.

    • @muhammadganget4450
      @muhammadganget4450 2 года назад

      Lol, a madman that Christians have tried to destroy for years and yet Christians could not. A madman that brought change since almost 1500 years ago.
      A madman that brought a believe that is growing faster then Christianity.
      Why do u guys never speak about Hinduism or Judaism, only islam and muslims?
      Simple u don't find them threathening.
      U worry about people calling Muhammad a madman, what about MARY and Jesus FAMILY THINKING JESUS WAS MAD? MARK 3 VERSE 20 AND 21? Did the angel not tell Mary that she will carry the son of god/God. Did the angel not speak to Joseph? Funny that the mother of god and the spouse of the holy spirit and daughter of god will think jesus/god/holy spirit was MAD. Mis communication or no communication?
      PLEASE ANSWER WHY MARY TOUGHT JESUS WAS MAD. 100% U GOING TO AVOID ANSWERING IT!

    • @ELENA_CE
      @ELENA_CE Год назад

      What you know about it? Do you even know that Al-Qur'an explains science in 7th century and it *just proved* by the scientist nowadays?

  • @thinktank4816
    @thinktank4816 2 года назад +8

    Memes by arabic translatedmemes are smashing. only few words reveal the full scenario. please keep continue to expose islam with his meme. these memes/ videos never make us bored😀

  • @uncleanunicorn4571
    @uncleanunicorn4571 2 года назад +2

    The only thing saving Islam from total ridicule, is fear of the violence committed by its adherents who have no rational defense.

  • @kingkong0937
    @kingkong0937 2 года назад +14

    This is the best Islamic comedy show 🤣

    • @aumshreeganeshakovil
      @aumshreeganeshakovil 2 года назад

      Muhammad is the greatest threat to the world
      Two wolves will kill only one sheep for their survival but Muhammed commited genocide on peaceful nations for his own survival and sexual lust
      Quran was written by Muhammad in order to protect himself from the crimes and atrocities e committed
      The History of Jihad from Muhammad to Isis by Robert Spencer reveals the truth about Muslims Islam Quran and Muhammad and its eternal genocide on humanity Muhammad lived on war looting
      He received 20 %of all war looting plus 20 of women slaves for his sexual lust and claimed this was authorized by his fake and fraudulent God Allah
      His sexual lust had no limits
      After marrying over 10 rich widows he took on a 6 year old child
      He even married his own daughter in law and claimed that it was instructions from his fake God Allah
      Being so obsessed with his sexual lust Muhammad sent his soldiers to war and got killed thinking that they would recieve 72 virgins in paradise
      Islam is the Anti Christ and Armageddon

    • @miraclehappens5677
      @miraclehappens5677 2 года назад

      This is utter bs! And it has nothing todo with Islam..

    • @kingkong0937
      @kingkong0937 2 года назад

      Yeah it’s has to do with your fake profit 😜

    • @miraclehappens5677
      @miraclehappens5677 2 года назад

      On the day of judgment, Almighty will be just about that… KingKing

    • @takiyaazrin7562
      @takiyaazrin7562 2 года назад

      @@miraclehappens5677 I recognize the stone in Mecca which used to pay me salutations before my advent as a Prophet and I recognize that even now.
      Sahih Muslim 2277

  • @timchapman5553
    @timchapman5553 2 года назад +9

    Maybe this cult can be meme’d to death

    • @svensvenforkedbeard170
      @svensvenforkedbeard170 2 года назад

      Well the fact it has a 24% apostate rate for youth in the UK & US suggests such

  • @TheChristopherBlake1
    @TheChristopherBlake1 2 года назад +1

    Thanks 🙏 y’all !
    Love 💕 💕💕 this channel.
    Huge Hugs 🤗
    From Blake
    Across the ponds in Los Angeles.

  • @amahuman8394
    @amahuman8394 2 года назад +11

    I lough at black African Muslims who willing to mecca now before they used to go by force to worship a stones

    • @tubester4567
      @tubester4567 2 года назад

      Yep I cant understand why there are any black muslims. Its like being a Jewish KKK member lol.

  • @xjuhox
    @xjuhox 2 года назад +6

    A sahih hadith: _When the prophet once wiped his anus with a flat stone, the stone started to cry: Oh what are you doing, O messenger of Allah?"_

    • @ajmickey7280
      @ajmickey7280 2 года назад

      Lololol do you have the source?

  • @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325
    @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325 2 года назад +22

    quran says after poo muhammad cleaned with rocks so i think that rock in mecca now everyone is kissing😂

    • @masterwhitebelt8585
      @masterwhitebelt8585 2 года назад +7

      Now the rock has more bacteria than our toilet

    • @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325
      @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325 2 года назад +3

      @@masterwhitebelt8585 🤣🤣🤣iam wondering how the covid cases started increase again.

    • @masterwhitebelt8585
      @masterwhitebelt8585 2 года назад +3

      @@bestofbestnowthejesusway5325 lol, maybe they'll create a new virus because of kissing that one rock 😂

    • @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325
      @bestofbestnowthejesusway5325 2 года назад

      @@masterwhitebelt8585 😂😂🤣 exactly..then they will spread it,,but the problem is no Much Muslim are scientists all are busy to make their religion to grow fast,,,so any no Muslims will found virus and make medicine or all will die...oh my god.

    • @Kamisama77
      @Kamisama77 2 года назад +6

      He had a tough arse, dude

  • @excelsior31107
    @excelsior31107 2 года назад +1

    In my religious school days, i was taught in class that trees pay homage to Muhammad by prostrating to him who will be the last Prophet to mankind. They also told me the clouds also used to follow Muhammad to protect him from the scorching heat of the sun. Her mother Aminah while pregnant was given a dream by Allah to give a new name to her unborn son Muhammad, which means "The Praiseworthy." Today, i just found out that the name Muhammad was actually common among the Arabs even before he was born. Muhammad's name is also not even his real name but Qathem, the name given by Abd Mu'talib. This is narrated in the book of Al Sirah Al-Halabia, the biggest Islamic website for books on the net. Please check it out.
    Anyways, with all sorts of incredible stories about Muhammad that were once taught in school, i don’t find any of those stories in the earliest Islamic texts of credible Muslim historians based on the writings of those who really knew their Prophet. It was pointless and a waste of time for me that i had gone to school just to be given false informations.

  • @halfpsycho3006
    @halfpsycho3006 2 года назад +4

    for those who are wondering, the name of the lady(6 yo in mo's time) in thumbnail is "sophie dee"

    • @X_mano
      @X_mano 2 года назад +8

      Peace be upon you

    • @HarrisSultanAtheist
      @HarrisSultanAtheist  2 года назад +3

      Oh ok, I better google her 🤓

    • @nitd955
      @nitd955 2 года назад

      @@X_mano 😂😂😂😂

    • @nitd955
      @nitd955 2 года назад

      @@X_mano cum be upon her 😂

  • @sheikhboyardee556
    @sheikhboyardee556 2 года назад +3

    Maybe Mohammad was stoned when he was talking to the talking stone. See? A legitimate reason.

  • @theastronomer5800
    @theastronomer5800 2 года назад +2

    They should use evolution to explain how kids mature more quickly in hot environments!

  • @rossini55
    @rossini55 2 года назад +6

    I got an Ad at the beginning of this advert about Yasir Qadhi promoting and spreading Islam in Catholic South America.
    Can anyone tell me if there are any restrictions in Islamic Countries in promoting and proselytising atheism or other religions to Muslims?
    Well, my question is rhetorical because I checked the 2016 OSAC "Proselytizing Abroad: Where is it legal and illegal?" document and in pretty much EVERY Islamic country it is either illegal or highly restricted to proselytise other religions, especially to Muslims.
    So, Mr Qadhi..... double standards much??

    • @christ6773
      @christ6773 2 года назад

      Actually western countries destroying by western leaders they are the reason behind of all this problems. Why they don't think about our future kids

  • @jerryhayes9497
    @jerryhayes9497 2 года назад +3

    😂🤣😂

  • @kuldeepchauhan8787
    @kuldeepchauhan8787 2 года назад +3

    😂🤣🔥

  • @samyako9701
    @samyako9701 2 года назад

    Wow

  • @xena83
    @xena83 Год назад

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @adityaaman8018
    @adityaaman8018 2 года назад

    Ee bhai ee haris bhai aisa thumbnail na lagao

  • @j.k4256
    @j.k4256 2 года назад

    Bhai aap ka jalwa hai

  • @themissingteethofprophetmu7217
    @themissingteethofprophetmu7217 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂✅

  • @nazeemsultan123
    @nazeemsultan123 2 года назад

    Daniel Haqiqatjou destroyed Harris Sultan. Look it up

    • @takiyaazrin7562
      @takiyaazrin7562 2 года назад

      We captured some of the women as prisoners, and the long separation from our wives was pressing us hard and we wanted to release sperms outside of the women (coitus interruptus). We asked Allah's Messenger (ﷺ) whether it was permissible. He said, "It is better for you to release sperms inside."
      Sahih al-Bukhari 2542

  • @AfoodieskitchenbyNaaz
    @AfoodieskitchenbyNaaz 2 года назад +2

    Simple question how making fun of anyone is morally correct...why can't ppl stay respectful to other ppl

    • @michaelkoerli3815
      @michaelkoerli3815 2 года назад +8

      Simple question: do you think everyone is the same as you?

    • @minimodecimomeridio4534
      @minimodecimomeridio4534 2 года назад +15

      In Islam the punishment for those who want to leave the religion is death. So they have all the right to fight this barbaric culture with all the means they have, even with irony, why not? If muslims don’t want others to mock their religion, they should first show respect towards others and towards those who decide to leave the religion instead of killing them.

    • @wandering_circles7487
      @wandering_circles7487 2 года назад

      I am sure you would not give an ounce respect to a scammer... let alone a pedophile.
      Pedophiles should be names and shamed.

    • @AfoodieskitchenbyNaaz
      @AfoodieskitchenbyNaaz 2 года назад

      @@michaelkoerli3815 no .. no one is same .. bt r u choosing to be like a bully

    • @michaelkoerli3815
      @michaelkoerli3815 2 года назад +1

      @@AfoodieskitchenbyNaaz explain?

  • @t3ngchyu4n
    @t3ngchyu4n 2 года назад

    The first meme could be improved by adding, "camel urine, dunking flies, washing with water wherein are dead dogs and menstrual blood". Surely Allah should know that. But Allah only blows best (21:91), abrogated by Allah knows breast (surah and
    ayah perfectly peeserved, ..err.. preserved inside the digestive tract of Aisha's tame sheep/goat and 78:33). Or a verse that sounds alike or better (2:106)