This is how I watch live directs because I don't want to miss anything in case the stream has to refresh on my phone or computer, but my phone is always ahead of my computer with streams.
Hello. Why are you reading this ? Lemme bet. I bet you're reading this at two in the morning. Am I right ? Of course i'm right. [Silence] Anyways, why are you on these comments ? Seriously, did you expect something funny ? Well, you have something. My horrible comment ! Oh, it's back, so is my internal demise. Mhm. Now close your eyes. I want you to think real hard. Ask yourself : why are you reading this comment ?! ... ... Why are you still here ? Like why ? Do you even sleep ? Go to bed. Beg your parents for a new nintendo game or something. Go eat some food. I don't care, just... Begone. Why are you here ? Still ? How is you brain still functioning ? Why are you doing this to yourself ?
Yes they can detect sugar levels in your pee, which is helpful in detecting the overall sugar levels. If you have an abnormally large amount of sugar in your system, it usually means that you have diabetes. So, the ‘shot glass’ is pee in a cup. Specifically the persons own pee.
@@Lunarcreeper personally my favorite method when im bored is to just say the song instead of singing it. like, trying to say the lyrics in the way of a normal conversation, without any of the lyrical emphasis. "somebody once told me that the world was going to roll me, and that i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed..." for instrumentals, i might try and emphasize the wrong parts
This was in a playlist called “poop recommendations” HOW is this poop? It’s heaven heaven Wait wait Never mind never mind Help help I I can’t can’t stop stop
The how the kid one how the function of how the kids who the function of the how kid brain without caption how the kid how how the function or one that brain
You know that thing on windows 10 where if you want to highlight multiple files and copy paste them etc., most of the time it only does 1 filez and when you only want o ne file dragged, IT FUCKING DRAGS ALL THE FILES YOU HAVE IN THAT FOLDER
0:48 with captions : *"go beg your parents for robux on roblox or something"* wise words, subtitle man. wise words. edit : bruh everyone's coming at me for something i thought was funny :(
"guys watch me play the mii theme on the piano"...... and then plays this
“Bet”
Do it
Do it
Do it
Do it
This sounds like that one kid on piano that thinks he can remix anything.
Oh god
So, Nick Nitro wannabe?
Ur right
I feel partly attacked
BRUH
This is legit what it's like trying to learn a song on piano by ear.
Yes
Yes
Yes
this is more accurate than you know 😂😂
Yes
I didn’t realize that the picture was slowly zooming in so when I looked back at the screen it scared me
Binka Box lmfao
Lmfao
0:00
Same
Well I've just noticed it
when the teacher tells you to read in front of the class
When u remember that pick up line but your crush is in front of you
When the teacher asks you a question on a topic you think you know.
When you are gay but you are gay
Yes
School shooter: “Stutter again and I’ll shoot you”
Me:
This is how you play a song twice without actually playing it twice.
Alora Simkins illuminati: DON’T MOVE
Alora Simkins holy shit.
The Illuminati would like to know your location
Alora Simkins your a fucking genius.
The Illuminati already knows your location
This sounds like someone who’s learning piano
Me:
It actually does
Yes
69 like NICE but HAHAHAHHAHA IMA RUIN IT
HAHSHAHSHA
Friend: The WiFi isn’t that bad
The WiFi:
I can heavily relate to that (except mine's worse)
Ya same
My wifi is worse
My internet doesn’t go above 2 mbps it’s sad I use my data, idk why we still have it 🤔
My internet is laggy when im playing n64box live
When your sibling is watching the same show as you
But either you or they don’t care about wasting your parents electricity bill so neither of you just go to watch it in the same room.
Underrated comment😂
Ghost Toads otherwise it’s chaos on who gets the controller
Elly lol, exactly
Once my sister walked into the room and we both were watching the exact same pewdiepie video
When you're playing the same song in your phone and your computer but they're offset by 1 second
Is that a guy who actually knows Fez
Now purposely play this on your phone and computer offset by 1 second
This is how I watch live directs because I don't want to miss anything in case the stream has to refresh on my phone or computer, but my phone is always ahead of my computer with streams.
4 days, 3 hours, 2 hours, 1 hour
@@transmask 8 centurtys, 7 decades, 6 years, 5 months, 4 weeks, 3 days, 2 hours, 1 minute
When the store speakers are slightly out of sync:
Omg so true
I find that so irritating, shopping is bad enough 😂
This is why I hate buying food for myself so I just decide to starve due to store speakers being out of sync
@@Dinoplayer-gm8bd lmao
666 likes....
“Bet you’re watching in 2am”
*Laughs in 7pm*
How did u now I was watching this at 2AM
*Laughs in 3pm*
*LAUGHS IN 4:00 AM*
@@demdem7946 *Laughs in 2pm*
*Laughs in 2:01 am*
when i clicked on this video i didn't expect it to be this anxiety-multiplying.
Peeble Kitty
Lol same
200 likes
*1 d a y a g o*
jesus fucking christ someone has had a bad day today
Tubuxis
I wasn't really trying to be original. But hey, it's true. These videos are the exact _opposite_ of relaxing.
Put it on 1.5x speed
When you turn on two TVs in different rooms at the same time
Mr GameBoy yup
Yes.
Omg yeah xd
Mr GameBoy omg yes
Lol yes
ME trying to reach my word count for an essay.
Fruit Snack Conspiracy *mii
This comment made me fall off my bed and actually almost die laughing.
BAHAHAHAHAH
true tho
You deserve more likes
Subtitles: do you hate yourself?
Me: *Non’t*
Pk Media ...
Yesnt
*Non’t*
don’t let this become the start of a new meme
a woman of culture Non’t
When you're on a call and you can hear your voice echoing from their phone.
💀
💀
💀
💀
💀
This feels like when you have to sneeze but your nose is playing games
true
Saaaame
Big mood
shmood
Lmao true
The fact that’s it’s getting bigger is giving me anxiety
Pfp fits your comment a bit
Screegan Does Random Stuff and now it’s giving me anxiety too
uu mmaaddee mmee rreeaalliissee
Sir its not getting bigger.
Thats what she said
Captions: Is your brain even functioning?
Me: Yesn’t
Barian.
..... That was supposed to ne... Brain ;-;
It sounds as if the song is tripping over itself
Angelina Martin It has hiccups
Angelina Martin Again and again
oh yes
When it’s time to go to school but you’re on 7 seconds of sleep
Edit: 2 seconds
Edit 5 I think?: What’s sleep
Lol school
When it’s time to go to school but you fell asleep at 4 am
When you go to church at 3pm but slept at 2:59pm
Wow I remember school...
When it's time for you to go to school but *2020*
When you're daydreaming in class but the teacher picks on you to answer
that's me
Relate
What does this m E A N
I made it 666 likes, we can now rest
Subtitles: * bashing me for watching *
Me: is watching this video illegal now
yeah it actually is 😕 dont let anyone see. some videos with a certain marking are illegal for a certain age
Hello. Why are you reading this ?
Lemme bet. I bet you're reading this at two in the morning. Am I right ? Of course i'm right.
[Silence]
Anyways, why are you on these comments ? Seriously, did you expect something funny ?
Well, you have something.
My horrible comment !
Oh, it's back, so is my internal demise. Mhm.
Now close your eyes. I want you to think real hard.
Ask yourself : why are you reading this comment ?!
...
...
Why are you still here ? Like why ?
Do you even sleep ?
Go to bed.
Beg your parents for a new nintendo game or something.
Go eat some food.
I don't care, just... Begone.
Why are you here ?
Still ?
How is you brain still functioning ?
Why are you doing this to yourself ?
Me: *Tries to go back to sleep and get the same Dream as earlier*
The Dream I get:
You aint gonna get a mc world record without a dream lmao
@@ElementtSMB Dream was wrote with a capital D because my phone is used to me talking about that Dream
@Noah Rivera Cream
@Noah Rivera Sorry I don't always write perfectly, I'm using a phone!
@@quib1263 oh jesus look im using a phone and im typing well woah its so hard
Elementary Teacher: let’s go to the school orchestra instead of actually going to recess!
The orchestra:
@Shahzadi Ahmed wth
As an orchestra kid I completely agree
@Shahzadi Ahmed What the fuck
печаль that kid is probably some kid who watches gacha life and is cringe
@@nubzt Ew
This is what you hear when u enter the fiery gates of hell
Jared Stegman No, put it on 0.25 speed. That's what you would hear
"spare mii"
The elevator music on the way to Hell
No one:
Me in reality hearing the song like this because of my bad wi-fi.
I tried singing the original tune with this playing at the same time and I got pretty pissed
OMG
Lol. Same
Yea..
i cant do it XD
*I CANT FUCKING DO IT!!!!!!!!!*😡
how that one slow kid reads in front of the entire class
Potato Productions Can confirm
That one, monotoNOUS, *SlOw, ANNOYING K I d . . .*
Ugh, I hate that...
A-a-and t-then h-h-h-he walked u-up to t-the school. ugh i hate it when people read like that
XDDDDD THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
This was 1 minute and 37 seconds long
But it felt like an eternity
Thats why i have committed 2x speed multiplyer
And that is why I set it to 0.25x
For me it was 3min 14sec.
Yes
Yes
Me: (while watching with subtitles) _looks at clock_
Clock: 2am
Me: *shooketh*
x2
shockshock
Mine says 1 :35 pm
9 year old me messing with a piano I was told no to touch.
Nah that’s ruclips.net/video/wBl45GPoGHY/видео.html
DoNt cLicK mY PrOfiLe PiCtuRe lol
No, that’s ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
DWP WarriorboyG nah that’s the infamous link everyone knows by now
@@alaynarania2787 do you mind to fuck off?
me: drinks the alcohol from the weird-looking shot glass.
the doctor who was about to check if i have diabetes:
Can someone explain this one to me? A little confused.
Yes they can detect sugar levels in your pee, which is helpful in detecting the overall sugar levels. If you have an abnormally large amount of sugar in your system, it usually means that you have diabetes. So, the ‘shot glass’ is pee in a cup. Specifically the persons own pee.
Our faces look like the perfect reaction dude
@@Necromancer0225 ikr
This ain't apple juice!
Subtitles: "I bet your watching this at two in the morning"
Me: *HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW!?*
Well I'm watching this at 3
@50% Neon Blue Peony Fox pm
Actually 2:30 am for me
7:28 p.m.
1:46am for me!
When you’re bored and randomly want to sing a song completely incorrect
Yeah I probably the only one
trust me you’re not
Ghost_kid-385 Hydration
Really?
@@Lunarcreeper personally my favorite method when im bored is to just say the song instead of singing it. like, trying to say the lyrics in the way of a normal conversation, without any of the lyrical emphasis.
"somebody once told me that the world was going to roll me, and that i'm not the sharpest tool in the shed..."
for instrumentals, i might try and emphasize the wrong parts
So this is what happens when you divide by zero?
Tiny nooodlezzz this is what happens when you multiply by 2
This what happens when everyone is connected to your wifi
lmfaaoooooo
This is the best comment😂😂👏
this is what happens when u lag bad 2X
it almost works at 2x speed
Sophisticated Egg Yolk yea
Keyword almost.
yeah
it sounds like the demonic version
Actually at 1.5 it’s correct
dont know if this cured my depression or gave me it
Mitch Cole both because double (???)
Mitch Cole same
It it gave gave me me anxiety anxiety
I I already already had had depression depression lol lol
Une Habitante D'Hinamizawa Une Habitante D'Hinamizawa I I see see what what you you did did there there
This was in a playlist called “poop recommendations”
HOW is this poop? It’s heaven heaven
Wait wait
Never mind never mind
Help help
I I can’t can’t stop stop
Me too Mee too
Oh my god! Oh my god!
when your friend tries to sing along with you but you're singing a song they don't know
Mariah NotCarey or you both know the song but you start earlier and you both don’t bother to start singing all over again XD
I RELATE TO THIS SO MUCH I SWEAR WHEN I SING ON THE PHONE WITH MY FRIEND AND SHE ALWAYS COMES IN LATEEE
Lol
Mariah NotCarey that's the first thing that got me to laugh today thanks
You're
I can almost taste the anxiety.
*in the fiery pits of HELL*
Taffychips what's anxiety
100 likes
@@debbiemarmer4144 the worst
I don't get how this shit makes anyone feel anxiety...
Captions: How is your brain even functioning?
That one kid without a brain:
The one kid named how:
The how the kid one how the function of how the kids who the function of the how kid brain without caption how the kid how how the function or one that brain
@@grandmuthur Yes
Oh 👁👄👁
@@grandmuthur wat
This is what anxiety feels like in a school presentation
Neck spasms.
Neck spasms.
Neck spasms.
Neck spasms.
Neck spasms.
Neck spasms.
Why does it sound kinda normal after a while
I'm scared
It sound kinda good after a while.....
Or is it just that im very wierd
ikr
XP
IDK.
It's actually nice
TAlope I’m scared cause at 2x it sounds normal just a little choppy
“Hey everyone watch me play this on an online piano”
*lag
ah crap
this is just how it feels like when youre lagging in call of duty
This is the only one of these that's actually given me anxiety
watch the one where the violin gets hight by mr rock
MeowMeowDino you mean the one where the violin keeps rising?
sorry about replying to a comment from a year ago
Ananthi Rajesh not anymore 😭
Nice likes 😈
category: *PETS AND ANIMALS*
@Jaden Chavez | Clean it up then.
My pet wii controller
He doesn’t like orange juice
Aren’t all miis animal’s? Gross, inhumane, complex and incomprehensible animals
*ahhh yes the Wii the most common animal in the whole world*
My phone: hardly lags
My Xbox/PS4: hardly lags
My computer:
I dont quite get why, some computer games don't take much space in some older computers, but it has trouble highlighting something.
I bet it was a Konami pc
You know that thing on windows 10 where if you want to highlight multiple files and copy paste them etc., most of the time it only does 1 filez and when you only want o ne file dragged, IT FUCKING DRAGS ALL THE FILES YOU HAVE IN THAT FOLDER
other way around for me lol
one of the best conversations i've had in the quarantine lite.
My brain can’t process what I’ve just heard.
when you think twice but your iq is -1000
インフェルノStance Media kingdom_hearts_3_dont_think_twice.mp4
Kappa
*I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC*
CyberKorok this is still music 🙄
CyberKorok
RUclips categorized this video in *Pets and animal's*
《S N A I L S 》 《G A Y 》 lol
This is music
Friend: What music do you listen to?
Me: It’s comcompliplicatcateded......
sounds like anxiety
Jessica why do we watch the same videos around the same time
( yes I'm going to comment everytime I see you because it's hilarious )
Jessica lol
I see you everywhete
Sounds like bandwidth issues
Hello fellow phandom member
This reminds me of when i click only once, but my computer thinks I was trying to click twice
JmmiP 20 OH. MY. GOD. THIS. IS. SO. RELATABLE
This is how beginner piano players sound like
*dont judge D:*
You are absolutely right.
Joanna Mysluk don’t judge people
@@legallyfinn3816 Some do, some don't. But most do.
Mhmm
Nobody:
One of the five senses 1:27
Subtitles: "do you hate yourself?"
Me: *Yes*
Help.
@Pamplemoussegg • Yesn'tn't
You will be a perfect persona villain
I just hope none redditor is gonna comment r/im14anthisisdeep HahHHahah redditors are aweful
Alexpronoob7 _ 7 people love that I hate myself yeah they love that o hate myself people love that I hate myself people love that I hate myself
*y e s n ‘ t*
This sounds more normal on 2x speed. Still a bit weird, though.
It's like the song became distorted
try 1.5x
Try 0.25, is instant trauma
*Wat abt 0.25 tho...*
Well why would you want it to sound normal
this sounds like anxiety
Who dis?
I have anxiety and you are extremely right😶
woah vld heck
lance
who luv ur profile pic #Voltron
When you and your friend try to sing the same song at the same time.
is this hell's elevator music
Boots N' cats I agree XD
No, it's my theme song.
Damn... my ping is like over 1000ms :/
*genius*
Mine is over 9000
9001?
wtf why do you have the same scout profile pic
HEY GUYS I TOLD SOMEONE TO KILL THEMSELVES!!!1!1!1!1!11
I'M SUPER COOL NOTICE ME PLEASE1111!1!1
When your having a slow but steady anxiety attack
@@nineotindo4563 ￣ᴥ￣👍 nice
the the captions captions are are making making me me question question my my existence existence
"plays this with the speed on 2, it kind of sounds normal"
*no difference*
* h u h *
1.5 was kinda normal but you could still hear the double notes XD
Aesthetic Reindeer that’s nice
ANXIETY CURED
1.5 is better
It sounds like somebody’s drunk and trying to walk stable at the same time.
I drink the crack and snort the beer
Go drunk you're home
Do we need to _drunk_ your _leave_
thank you for this gift to show people how i really feel
a n x i e t y
I believe you mean
A a n n x x i i e e t t y y
If there was a song that played over my life whenever I had an anxiety attack, it'd be this
Anxiety Theme: Guardian Theme from Botw.
Mario And Sonic Gamer 101 Oh god, no thanks
Abagail Cure 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
No one:
Subtitles: *suffering because of my existence*
Did you write the subtitles
LuLuTheCat • no they’re referencing to how the subtitles keep saying “why are you still here/why are you still watching this?”
@@t3qweed oh ok
_I I don't don't get get it it.. It It sounds sounds normal normal to to me me.._
*_me me big boi_*
A light switch
Finna woke
ikr ikr
ok i didnt notice you were typing the words twice untill after the "..."
Trying to headbang to this is amazing
i know its like impossible
Headbanging against the wall
Dude why’d you have to mention headbanging now I’m going to break my neck
@@violentwiiconsole4988 I'm glitching
I'm I'm Having Having A A Headache Headache
x 0.25 speed is an official nightmare soundtrack
Thanks! I hate it!
OMG! I HATE IT TOO!!
You forgot the r/. No jk I’m kidding.
r/TIHI
At 1.75 it sounds a bit more normal
If you can call it that
When you let your friend to copy your homework and it comes out like this -
DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN
DUNDUN DUNDUN DUNDUN
NIIIIINIIIIII NIIIIINIIIII NAAANAAA
nani
*LAW AND ORDER*
Empisi9899 *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*
NicoNico NicoNico NiiiNiii
Is is this this what what hell hell sounds sounds like like? ?
Yes yes I I think think it it is is AngelDa Bear AngelDa Bear
I read that without double words
AngelDa Bear yes yes
*slow claps*
yep yep help help me me
Me: **sees title**
The Video: **plays on my speaker**
Me: what is wrong with the speaker
Okay BFB fan. (I am too so don't attack me)
BFB FAN
@@glitrglu_ Oh god
@@cheeseburgerfreedomman5288 ok
How is you brain even functioning? :)
You’re right, I am watching this at 2AM in the morning.
*How did you know.*
That subtitle tho
Gaming Tart gO beG yOur pArEnts FoR roBux oN rOblOx
Do you even SLEEP
Lol
**Cue the Credits**
Its actually 2 am now...
0:48 with captions :
*"go beg your parents for robux on roblox or something"*
wise words, subtitle man. wise words.
edit : bruh everyone's coming at me for something i thought was funny :(
SwiftCoyote go to bed
I don’t wanna get shouted at, so I won’t.
i got 1.7k and spent a lot, no captions i don’t need to, i have 627
Where does it say that
SwiftCoyote Nah, I don't like roblox becauase there's pedo's and 12 Year olds saying "I'm rich noob"
Captions: “I bet you’re watching this at 2 am”
Me: *checks clock* “it’s 3 am-“
It's 5:00AM for me. Help.
ひまわり oh-
mid. night. I. am. trapped. in. my. friend. base. ment. help.
It’s 11:30...
Its 3:00pm
When you play a note but wasn't sure that it's the correct note so you play it again just to be sure
Doctor: You have 100 seconds to live
*Me:*
Mihail, A Romanian Guy the other 3 seconds are to cry at wtf u heard
Why do you wish to suffer the last moments of your life
vi ce
Suffer?
so after u died u commented this?
Doctor: Excellent choice!
This is messing up my breathing.
Nicholas Ellerton actually same
Fukn s a m e XD
YYEEESSSSS *S A M E*
Same
It's It's messing messing up up my my heart heart rate. rate.
Writing a 1000 word essay be like
you still need to write 500 of the non-copies
This sounds like me when my fingers let go for one second then press again without me knowing until I hear it on my piano
When you're doing 1 v 1 and the other guy is playing from Japan.
this is ✨ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇss ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ✨
Isthatanaminoname?
whathappenedyomyspacebarhelp
Jocelyn Diaz whatismylife
@@droftrop4135 wait there's no spaces? On my phone there's spaces
@@jocelyn_blvd ohokontheremineitisntbutcool
When your in a zoom call and someone has their volume loud and their mic on so everyone can hear double of the speaker
Relateable
Not just zoom calls, video game chats as well
Lol
My teacher does that ;;-;
Ivan Devčić yup
Sound-effects on Team Fortress 2 when your game lagspikes:
it's stuttering
hfgfdcrdtred it's Bill from IT
it’s stuttering
Correction suffering
St-st-ut-ut-er-er-ing-ing
Queen Of Ship Names I know right here stutters a lot like one of my classmates
I think you might want to go restart the router. It seems a little laggy.
Maybe just a little small bit.
666th like
When when the the internet internet goes goes down down by by one one bar bar: :
DaniLoRiver I read over half this sentence before I realised you repeated every word
OMG OMG SAME! SAME!
@@BillboMC There There you you go go!!
YEAH YEAH THATS THATS RIGHT RIGHT
cool cool lol lol
The subtitles made me contemplate the meaning of my existance
Why does this video exist? What did we do to deserve such auditory AND visual torture?
i tapped the like button twice unintentionally
IT WAS MEANT TO BE
Nobody:
the kid with lag:
Your profile picture is really cute
So me
Oh yeah
Lag all the time