Only Humans... Didn't Fear This Job | Best HFY Stories

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @JohnJBrowne11209
    @JohnJBrowne11209 6 месяцев назад +101

    You can always trust a human to be protective of children

    • @christopherforsyth5284
      @christopherforsyth5284 6 месяцев назад +4

      Except - the predators .

    • @KevinSproul
      @KevinSproul 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@christopherforsyth5284
      Though they were born of humans, loosing that inmate concern for the safety of children, makes them sub-human.

    • @jasonwarren9279
      @jasonwarren9279 6 месяцев назад

      I wish.

    • @MrJaxparadize
      @MrJaxparadize 6 месяцев назад

      You know, some say we go too far, but in my mind, I’ve not gone far enough. Protection of our children is embedded into us. Society changes that over time. Our society.

    • @danielleriley2796
      @danielleriley2796 6 месяцев назад

      I like that about these stories. No matter what it’s always protect the kids.

  • @Asperger0815
    @Asperger0815 6 месяцев назад +117

    Monkeys evolved thorugh brute force stupidity - I mean, Dude has a point there.

  • @christopherbrummet4997
    @christopherbrummet4997 6 месяцев назад +75

    "Reading the warning label alone would have killed me" Not gonna lie, I laughed my ass off

    • @jamesmchugh.3613
      @jamesmchugh.3613 6 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂 Invented flight before remotes hahahahah

    • @bergmanoswell879
      @bergmanoswell879 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah, that and the one about monkeys evolving from stupidity are the best lines in there.

  • @paulgreen2416
    @paulgreen2416 6 месяцев назад +56

    Manny was definitely giving it a Tarzan 'aaahhhh, ah, ar, ah ar, ah ar, ah ar!' 😆

  • @notcherbane3218
    @notcherbane3218 6 месяцев назад +38

    Awesome story, this is the kind of story I love hearing not the ones where they narrate some kind of boring galactic battle that doesn't even focus on the people involved, The personal one-on-one stories with a sense of humor about them.

    • @JimmyAgent007
      @JimmyAgent007 6 месяцев назад +1

      Agreed! I try to do this with all my stories.

  • @scurvydog20
    @scurvydog20 6 месяцев назад +25

    Never thought about it but that line "invented flight before the remote control" is a good point

  • @nelsonbertram1134
    @nelsonbertram1134 5 месяцев назад +3

    Just as good the second time around. Excellent flow, finish right on.

  • @skinnypp8220
    @skinnypp8220 6 месяцев назад +16

    Bruh is literally the definition of "hardcore parkour"

  • @voleta5548
    @voleta5548 6 месяцев назад +61

    Wingman. I'm dying. Lmao 🤣

  • @SylvesterCarl
    @SylvesterCarl 6 месяцев назад +40

    ...invented flight before remote controls. LOL!

  • @SkewedPerspective
    @SkewedPerspective 6 месяцев назад +42

    Under contradiction in the galactic dictionary is simply a picture of a human . . . . . no explanation required

  • @chrisstephens2493
    @chrisstephens2493 6 месяцев назад +9

    Human!! Keep them coming!!

  • @ZenAki
    @ZenAki 5 месяцев назад +3

    "You are the best Wingman, my little Bird Buddy."
    Such a human line to say.

  • @JimmyAgent007
    @JimmyAgent007 6 месяцев назад +35

    Thanks for reading another one of my stories.

    • @HFYStory
      @HFYStory  6 месяцев назад +4

      Hope you enjoyed it!

    • @IanB.2022
      @IanB.2022 6 месяцев назад +7

      Bro, this story was great! Please continue your amazing work.

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier 6 месяцев назад +2

      I'd love to hear more about Manny, and perhaps his new "mate". ;-)

    • @JimmyAgent007
      @JimmyAgent007 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Luredreier I dont think they allow that sort of content on youtube ;)

    • @claudeyaz
      @claudeyaz 6 месяцев назад

      I'll take a screenshot of your RUclips channel you should leave a post in the community tab if you write any stories in the futuwe will definitely check them out​@@JimmyAgent007

  • @SurprisedBigWaterfall-wn1pv
    @SurprisedBigWaterfall-wn1pv 6 месяцев назад +25

    Aliens:there’s no way you can do it!
    Humans:aight bet!
    Aliens:they’re actually doing it!….They’ve actually done it!!

  • @johnjeffers4362
    @johnjeffers4362 6 месяцев назад +8

    I like how the Human is the ‘Superman’ in this story

  • @nesapanjalingam704
    @nesapanjalingam704 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you 💙💚❤️ for all your effort & the time you put in when uploading this. It is really truly appreciated 🙏
    Great story, Jimmy ! Made me laugh 😂

  • @claudeyaz
    @claudeyaz 6 месяцев назад +2

    Nice job crediting! Ty mr author too!

  • @johnniemcbride2772
    @johnniemcbride2772 5 месяцев назад +2

    Human. Great story with humor.

  • @CMacT-gq7rb
    @CMacT-gq7rb 6 месяцев назад +3

    Not every human has that kind of stamina. I get winded climbing the stairs.

    • @JimmyAgent007
      @JimmyAgent007 5 месяцев назад

      Its a lower-gravity world so you could probably do twice as many steps lol

  • @owensfunhouse7582
    @owensfunhouse7582 6 месяцев назад +11

    Reading the warning label alone would have probably killed me 🤣

  • @Tiewaz
    @Tiewaz 6 месяцев назад +7

    Human! And oh my goodness, I laughed so much at this! Humans and their pack bonding at its finest. Bestest wingman.

  • @Orenotter
    @Orenotter 6 месяцев назад +17

    Human! I was raised by humans, so i really like them!

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen 5 месяцев назад +3

    Somebody get this man a cup of tea, a role of duct tape, and a wet nap.

  • @svenguinee1072
    @svenguinee1072 5 месяцев назад +1

    Good story. Well read too. I'm looking forward to the next story.

  • @hua_man
    @hua_man 6 месяцев назад +20

    Humans have recipes for all members of the Galaxy.

    • @jamesmchugh.3613
      @jamesmchugh.3613 6 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahaha😂

    • @ZenAki
      @ZenAki 5 месяцев назад

      Let's see:
      Recipes for Disasters
      Recipes for Vegenence, best served cold
      Recipes for cooked avians
      Recipes for stewed reptiles
      Recipes for dried bovine
      Recipes for candied insectoids
      Recipes for... Oh, did you think were were lying when we said that we have a recipe for every thing in the galaxy?

  • @srgmiller340
    @srgmiller340 6 месяцев назад +3

    That was one of the best I have heard

  • @alankohn6709
    @alankohn6709 6 месяцев назад +10

    Humans do the dandiest things and I think this is one of favourite stories so far. He gets to save the child and get the girl,
    I'm sure he'll stop at just plucking the avian on the phone, I mean he probably will

  • @texaswildcat2000
    @texaswildcat2000 6 месяцев назад +4

    Thoroughly enjoyed this one.....

  • @morganjohnson539
    @morganjohnson539 6 месяцев назад +11

    Totally a Human, not a robot. No robots here.

  • @LawrenceKennard
    @LawrenceKennard 6 месяцев назад +8

    He got the bird and the Big payback❤

  • @jbos5107
    @jbos5107 6 месяцев назад +3

    That was a lot of fun. Great story and great storytelling. I was laughing out loud! I'm really enjoying this channel. One question, is Manny the bare chested ape man looking guy? He doesn't look entirely human. I thought Manny was the one in the exam chair. I know the pictures are not always the story, but I do look at them.

    • @JimmyAgent007
      @JimmyAgent007 6 месяцев назад +1

      The images are wild, but not always the best example of the story. lol He isn't actually an ape-man, at least not any more than the rest of us.

  • @hariseldon3786
    @hariseldon3786 6 месяцев назад +4

    Its so funny bc I spent 2 years setting up medical clinics in Papua New Guinea so some of the things mentioned, especially the jungle and the difficulties getting the administration to work or take a situation seriously - it was nostalgic. These days I have a doggy-buddy - a rescue greyhound - and he's a pretty good wingman at the park...

  • @warpedweirdo
    @warpedweirdo 6 месяцев назад +1

    Liked the ending on this one.

  • @thatotherguy7596
    @thatotherguy7596 6 месяцев назад +3

    Good, funny, exciting, original, and interesting 👍

  • @carlyoung6111
    @carlyoung6111 6 месяцев назад +5

    That story was so funny. All that was missing was a video clip of Ron Ely doing the Tarzan yodel as 'the decendant of monkeys' swung through the trees.

  • @devinbrynjulson4052
    @devinbrynjulson4052 6 месяцев назад +5

    What will a human do for a child? Apparently a triathlon on another planet 😂

  • @markwarrenseadog2349
    @markwarrenseadog2349 6 месяцев назад +3

    Good Story - Thanks

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 6 месяцев назад +2

    Heard this one before. Diffrent narrator.

  • @saparotrob7888
    @saparotrob7888 6 месяцев назад +3

    RE: 13:16 mark. Brilliant.

  • @garywilkens8329
    @garywilkens8329 6 месяцев назад +1

    Human.... Sounds like something we would do for any child

  • @jacobs.9696
    @jacobs.9696 6 месяцев назад +3

    Human wingman and alien wingman go to make sure the aliens child gets a blood transfusion from the dad.

  • @richiepatil
    @richiepatil 4 месяца назад +1

    The phrase I heard in my mind when I read the title : "You son of a bitch! I am In!"

  • @pheonixblue01
    @pheonixblue01 6 месяцев назад +2

    Best bird buddy. Bird person would approve.

  • @thomasridley8675
    @thomasridley8675 6 месяцев назад +11

    Humans are the most complex species we know.

  • @moonatnoon953
    @moonatnoon953 5 месяцев назад +1

    Completely Ridiculous and Completely Awesome story. Great way to end it as well. This one gets an "EARNED" thumbs up.

  • @shannonk7896
    @shannonk7896 6 месяцев назад +2

    Human, before my injury, still would have ended at the cliff

  • @Werrf1
    @Werrf1 5 дней назад

    Ah yes, the famous human stamina! Meanwhile I get winded walking two laps around my yard...

  • @MIGBMWLOVER
    @MIGBMWLOVER 6 месяцев назад +5

    Human. After all that I would be happy to get a redhead as a mate😊

  • @ogoglethorp
    @ogoglethorp 2 месяца назад

    Very nice...Primal Mokey Brain pushes through.

  • @oddquad2010
    @oddquad2010 6 месяцев назад +3

    Actually a GREAT story and an unexpected ending !!👍👍😬😬🙄🙄.
    Well done, writer !!🤓
    So much info crammed in a tight " bun " of an surprisingly well written short story !!🤗😎🖖🖖

  • @sleepingbackbone7581
    @sleepingbackbone7581 6 месяцев назад +1

    Human! Nice story.

  • @hoosiernick
    @hoosiernick 6 месяцев назад +1

    Delightful ! I haven't had this much fun since reading Heinlein juveniles as a kid.

  • @refplace2000
    @refplace2000 6 месяцев назад +4

    human. The portable nest was an interesting idea.

  • @banjokazooiesbuddy
    @banjokazooiesbuddy 6 месяцев назад +2

    KFC endures! And can be used as a threat!

  • @MrJaxparadize
    @MrJaxparadize 6 месяцев назад +2

    I need a bird wingman.

  • @5-Coin_Konstellation
    @5-Coin_Konstellation 6 месяцев назад +3

    HUMAN ? Ohh i see what you did there, you triggered my komment. Good job pal

  • @pamelabrown7204
    @pamelabrown7204 6 месяцев назад +3

    Human!! I wonder it bird buddy's name would be Goose?

  • @refplace2000
    @refplace2000 6 месяцев назад +4

    LOl "only with clothing"

  • @Lisa-jq9py
    @Lisa-jq9py 6 месяцев назад +1

    LOL! a most excellent adventure!

  • @jeffreyplum5259
    @jeffreyplum5259 5 месяцев назад +1

    Human! And the lady doc was a red head.! Note most Wingmen do not actually have wings! A clear improvement for the future!

  • @justinsteele4756
    @justinsteele4756 6 месяцев назад +1

    That was cool one

  • @RubenRamirez2603
    @RubenRamirez2603 6 месяцев назад +1

    Human

  • @josefhyatt2780
    @josefhyatt2780 6 месяцев назад +1

    Human!

  • @TheHellbillyx
    @TheHellbillyx 6 месяцев назад

    good story

  • @raggarbergman
    @raggarbergman 5 месяцев назад +1

    So the guy was going to go KFC on the radio responder? 😂

  • @sunshinecarnivores1919
    @sunshinecarnivores1919 6 месяцев назад +1

    This was a funny story!

  • @jamesmchugh.3613
    @jamesmchugh.3613 6 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂 Invented flight before remotes hahahahah

  • @davidlee5973
    @davidlee5973 6 месяцев назад +1

    Humans, what are we going to do with them... 😂

  • @contrafax
    @contrafax 6 месяцев назад +1

    Human , flawed but human.

  • @zalgary1871
    @zalgary1871 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love the story :-) Human

  • @Vic_forgot.
    @Vic_forgot. 5 месяцев назад

    “It reminded him of the pictures Manny had in his locker, only with clothing.” HUH???? 14:52

  • @overencumbered1852
    @overencumbered1852 6 месяцев назад

    Human, loving it

  • @mitsstim2664
    @mitsstim2664 6 месяцев назад +2

    Too funny 😂

  • @sofiadragon6520
    @sofiadragon6520 6 месяцев назад

    Human
    Yeah, the ending checks out.

  • @johnstrickler2238
    @johnstrickler2238 5 месяцев назад

    Human indeed.

  • @Denpachii
    @Denpachii 6 месяцев назад +2

    Secret spices.
    ☝🐒

  • @gosrod
    @gosrod 6 месяцев назад +1

    Good one :)

  • @danielleriley2796
    @danielleriley2796 6 месяцев назад

    Human … climbs cliff.

  • @jacksmith9362
    @jacksmith9362 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yes

  • @EudesRJ
    @EudesRJ 6 месяцев назад +2

    Human was here

  • @charlesweber042
    @charlesweber042 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hugh-mon 😆

  • @RexxRedfoxx
    @RexxRedfoxx 6 месяцев назад +1

    This Human is insane. And it so sounds like something most Humans would do, just kuz.

  • @loganc4233
    @loganc4233 6 месяцев назад +2

    Quitters ....

  • @reubennomas5119
    @reubennomas5119 6 месяцев назад

    You have earned a comment so here's a comment.

  • @Fulcrum864
    @Fulcrum864 6 месяцев назад +1

    Human!!

  • @hedonistaesthetic828
    @hedonistaesthetic828 6 месяцев назад +1

    Humans, were the Best & the Worst!!!

  • @secondarytrollaccount666
    @secondarytrollaccount666 6 месяцев назад

    Suffer not the alien to live.

  • @Xamiakass
    @Xamiakass 4 месяца назад

    human.
    yes, i know that on HFY series, humans come accross as gods... that's literally given in the name of the series. humanity in early stages was not the smartest creatures around or the strongest or... a lot of things -est. but we adapted well. cold. heat. pressure. water.
    sweating in itself is a rare thing on earth. adrenaline being less rare... but combined, it works miracles. before we developed tools and etc, we already had something that no other animal had together. that kept us alive until the "ze brainz!" thing developed enough to innovate.

  • @Baronstone
    @Baronstone 6 месяцев назад

    LOL Humans be human!

  • @plyric
    @plyric 6 месяцев назад +1

    HUMAN! 😁

  • @GaryPaschkeSrGaryFPaschkeSr54
    @GaryPaschkeSrGaryFPaschkeSr54 6 месяцев назад +1

    Human!

  • @fiddlesticks9887
    @fiddlesticks9887 6 месяцев назад

    HUMAN!

  • @jasonwarren9279
    @jasonwarren9279 6 месяцев назад

    And... I'm out after less than a minute. The word palpable has become a red flag for me, just like the word mandibles. I hear either one and I know I'm going to suffer through worn out clichés and insipid tropes.

  • @miloslavduchon1330
    @miloslavduchon1330 6 месяцев назад +1

    Human💪👌🔥😎

  • @colinweston-small6754
    @colinweston-small6754 6 месяцев назад

    Human.......

  • @greenhouse3505
    @greenhouse3505 6 месяцев назад +1

    lol... not bad at all. ;)

  • @toraxmalu
    @toraxmalu 6 месяцев назад +1

    🤷‍♂ - HUMAN 😉

  • @Angerton
    @Angerton 6 месяцев назад +1

    human

  • @terris2186
    @terris2186 2 месяца назад

    ❤human i think