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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @flashbox9
    @flashbox9 9 месяцев назад +72

    When humanity finally becomes an interstellar species imagine the horror of the galaxy when we introduce the concept of copyright lmao

    • @brianbarber5401
      @brianbarber5401 9 месяцев назад +7

      If the aliens have been observing and recording everything, enough to be able to send agents down, they absolutely know about copywriter-that’s Disney.
      If they’re remotely smart, they’ve got a giant account of credits waiting there for the humans to arrive, with generous profit sharing in place.

    • @pheonixblue01
      @pheonixblue01 9 месяцев назад +3

      I love that they don’t forgive franchise murder. It’s hilarious

  • @pheonixblue01
    @pheonixblue01 9 месяцев назад +16

    They understood LOTR was equal to Shakespeare. I’m happy.

  • @vanguard9067
    @vanguard9067 9 месяцев назад +10

    The percentages of humanity’s world type add to more than 100%. Probably what makes them so special.

  • @roberttilford7991
    @roberttilford7991 9 месяцев назад +55

    I liked it just because you ou dissed Kathy destroyer of franchises

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 9 месяцев назад +5

      She's the fall gal. Plus they clearly have taken over Warner/Discovery.

  • @wolkaiserdrake9946
    @wolkaiserdrake9946 9 месяцев назад +55

    so aliens are responsible for rey? fucking knew it

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 9 месяцев назад +12

      That explains Katline Kennedy

    • @PaulStSmith
      @PaulStSmith 8 месяцев назад

      Not Rey.
      Jar Jar Binks.

    • @TheSolidSnakeOil
      @TheSolidSnakeOil 8 месяцев назад

      @@jenniferstewarts4851 She is a space lizard. No wonder they refuse to fire her.

    • @trekaddict
      @trekaddict 7 месяцев назад

      @@jenniferstewarts4851 Unless the Aliens also fucked with the first three Indiana Jones movies, Jurassic Park and a ton of other, really good ones.

    • @jenniferstewarts4851
      @jenniferstewarts4851 7 месяцев назад

      @@trekaddict and now we have a timeliness of when she was replaced

  • @richardarriaga6271
    @richardarriaga6271 9 месяцев назад +16

    South Park is canon in this universe

  • @Babakifo
    @Babakifo 8 месяцев назад +3

    This is one of the funniest shorts I've heard from this channel!

  • @agony-4-hope725
    @agony-4-hope725 9 месяцев назад +9

    Even aliens with insane advanced tech and galactic government understand that the new SW movies are destroying human culture...
    Most realistic fiction written so far this year.

  • @sedeen5322
    @sedeen5322 9 месяцев назад +17

    Yes dissed kathy for destroying sw😂

  • @ayomikunoyelami906
    @ayomikunoyelami906 6 месяцев назад +2

    I'm glad i subscribed

  • @Nico6th
    @Nico6th 9 месяцев назад +10

    "... and we get an ending to One Piece..." Yes! Please!
    I hope he already wrote the ending and has it stored somewhere in a safe - just in case.

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 9 месяцев назад +3

      Ntbad. The aliens can't write creatively. The point is that art can't be influenced without turning it into crap. Forcing ideology that is not organic into art destroys it.
      And yeah, a sweet ending to One Piece is overdue.

    • @Nico6th
      @Nico6th 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@johnnycampbell3422 I recently read that Oda is taking a vacation to think about what exactly the "One Piece" is going to be in the end O.O

    • @johnnycampbell3422
      @johnnycampbell3422 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Nico6th very cool. I haven't tried to keep up, but it's a fun show.

  • @martyschrader
    @martyschrader 4 дня назад +1

    Just wait until those creative Terrans come up with their own star drives and weapons to match. Just try enslaving them then. Bend down, galaxy -- the humans are coming through.

  • @jenniferstewarts4851
    @jenniferstewarts4851 9 месяцев назад +5

    Ok going to say this. just think of the royalties and distribution perks these companies, bands, and such would get when earth joins them in space. Disney would be demanding several planets of their own to set up theam parks on.

  • @amberliddell4503
    @amberliddell4503 9 месяцев назад +7

    Love this

  • @Jest_the_Jester
    @Jest_the_Jester 9 месяцев назад +8

    The thought thay one piece is looked forward to by the whole galaxy is s funny thought

  • @DasHeino2010
    @DasHeino2010 7 месяцев назад +2

    Better to watch these movies than to fighting against humans that try to make it reality i'd say!

  • @bakedjesus1177
    @bakedjesus1177 6 месяцев назад +2

    So thats why our movies suck now damn aliens isnt ruining our movies considered an act of war

  • @rickforespring4834
    @rickforespring4834 9 месяцев назад +1

    LMAO! good stuff!

  • @larrytate6884
    @larrytate6884 9 месяцев назад +6

    Lol that has to be it! Disco sucked ass. I should know I graduated in 1977! Lol 😂

    • @widetrack1960
      @widetrack1960 9 месяцев назад +1

      Graduation in 78, totally loved disco. Was some of my best memories from that Era. Danced more women in that short period of my life than any other. An not from lack of trying.

  • @chadramey1140
    @chadramey1140 9 месяцев назад +3

    OMG I knew there was a reason why Star wars went to 💩 😂

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 9 месяцев назад +2

    Mel Brooks?

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 8 месяцев назад +1

    Conducerea lumii

  • @mrkillz1609
    @mrkillz1609 8 месяцев назад +1

    I’m confused why wouldn’t you just not have children so you don’t care

  • @TheSolidSnakeOil
    @TheSolidSnakeOil 8 месяцев назад +1

    One Piece saves Earth. lol

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 8 месяцев назад +1

    Pentru ca dumnezeu ii vede

  • @elfeintwentyfives1620
    @elfeintwentyfives1620 9 месяцев назад +2

    LMAO

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 8 месяцев назад +1

    Vindecatori caritmasti

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 8 месяцев назад +1

    Pentru ca problema este

  • @TheRonSwe
    @TheRonSwe 9 месяцев назад +2

    🤣

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dar ei vor pieri

  • @andreix9143
    @andreix9143 9 месяцев назад +2

    :))))))

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 8 месяцев назад +1

    Incercind sa amageasca oameni

  • @eugeniamanescu6121
    @eugeniamanescu6121 8 месяцев назад +1

    Cu cipul