"My girls are collabing with boys and I hate it, Tempus was a mistake" Hate these clowns. Love the boys. Their antics remind me of OG RUclipsrs. Haters everywhere. How 'bout you go outside and collab with some bitches. Collab your hands with some grass. How about you stop off-collabing your hand to your dick and go get a life. Send some superchats to your psychologist and get some help. Get a social life. Get real. Male vtubers living rent free in these cringe-ass simps. "Illegal"
I like the fact that Altare on the context of TempusHQ looks like baby , but then came TempusVanguard and compare to Hakka , Bettel and Flayon he looks like an actual adult or atleast an older Shounen MC
the transition from magni talking about himself while saying "look at that guy" into "look at that horse" throws me off our maglord became a horse all of a sudden kekw
I haven’t watched much of the new tempus boys but… they’re just as chaotic and I love how easy they mesh with the HQ boys. I thought it would be a bit rough cause they seem younger than HQ and even when I saw their debut, I was like meh not for me. But I’m convinced now to watch some of them
People always say "oh, if you want to start watching a vtuber, watch their debut to get a good idea of who they are", but that's the worst idea since that's when they're at their most uncomfortable
@@jpachu16 Personally I think it depends on the VTuber. Like the whole reason Vesper is my favourite Tempus HQ boy is because his debut left such a great impression on me. Though I guess it helps that he went off script and did a mini zatsudan lol
Man i relate so much about that sir rant, random people i meet doing everyday things tend to call me sir, like dude im barely in my 20s. I guess my beard and the way i dress doesnt help my looks
For me it's because I got so used to people confusing me for a girl all my life due to my short height, boyish voice, and long hair, though I do have a beard now which probably helps lessen the confusion by a fuckton. From the sound of it, we're about the same age though.
He's Machina X Flayon. He just dropped a cover yesterday. You should watch it. He's awesome. Then the animated intro he did as well, he voiced ALL characters in that intro, even the narrator. He's a great VA.
Machina X Flayon. He's not just cute. He's actually really smart, too, despite his habit of mispronouncing words. He knows a lot about tech stuff, too, because he's been a semi-professional VA for years.
I totally get Dez's point. I'm still in my early 20s, so it's less so for me, but I definitely get the feeling of "man, I really need to grow up with my fashion choices." I would never wear my hair the way I did in High School, shit's way too done up for me to pull it off now.
2:20 Literally I have conversations like this with people at my work (I work at a morgue). Once I was in the crematorium and my intern asked which colored button to press to turn on the crematorium and I literally said “the once that looks the most like a button” (it was a red button in my defense) but yk I guess I could have done better.
oh shit i am same with Vesper in the hair things , i have to cut my hair in like almost 5 years , one time i ask my close friend to cut it for me, but she move to another country......i am planing to visit her this year, cant wait for my hair cut :)
This isn't exactly the right video to ask this on, a video discussing auditions would be a lot more informative and active. It also depends what kind of tips you're looking for
Shinri's POV as Bettel called a book "book colored" was amazing too. He was desperately trying not to crack up.
I cant even laugh because the first time I heard it, it really made sense
"first can you tell me the color of the book?"
"It's like book colored"
Ah yes. The floor is made out of floor.
Shinri's sanity died during his collab with Bettel XD
Where are the chess pieces?
They're on the board.
Chat and Shinri: internal screaming
And if Bettel’s sanity was ever there, trying to win Brian in Toreba definitely did the trick in removing any shred of it
That man has the patience of a freaking saint 💀
Goddamn, the Vesper boyfriend advice made me laugh so hard. I love that man.
D E D
He's right tho
Not incorrect
You know, according to some “fans”, all HoloTempus moments are illegal.
Unfortunate that they judge and hate on talents due to just being guys
"My girls are collabing with boys and I hate it, Tempus was a mistake"
Hate these clowns. Love the boys. Their antics remind me of OG RUclipsrs. Haters everywhere.
How 'bout you go outside and collab with some bitches. Collab your hands with some grass. How about you stop off-collabing your hand to your dick and go get a life. Send some superchats to your psychologist and get some help. Get a social life. Get real. Male vtubers living rent free in these cringe-ass simps. "Illegal"
@@imsuccfish they are quite lucky actually to have not be sent to a mental hospital yet
No worries, Magmo will hunt them down even in their sleep
those "fans" probably need a bit of grass touching imo
Flayon’s stream interruption was ridiculously cute, I really hope he didn’t get in too much trouble for it 😭
Me too. I always enjoy surprise Flayon because he's always so embarrassed & it's adorable. His inability to memorize schedules is a comedy godsend
Idk why but I love the sheepish way Flayon says "it's a squish toy..." at 20:34
I like the fact that Altare on the context of TempusHQ looks like baby , but then came TempusVanguard and compare to Hakka , Bettel and Flayon he looks like an actual adult or atleast an older Shounen MC
"No I was not drunk I was a child"
oh god, just from seeing a couple clips, Bettel seems so chaotic
I need to check out his streams lol
Dude, you've been MISSING OUT
His streams are pure gold
You could clip any moment that he's talking and it's like that. His streams are hour long clips.
The man's literally a looney toon's character
He's so pathetic (affectionate). He's a magnet for failure & a natural born clown
All of his streams are a big clip he’s a comedy show himself
*Put 8 mens in a guild and watch it go down hill in a very good way*
Awww Vesper's such a good big bro for covering up for Jimmy tho~~
I like how all magni’s stories happen while failing jump puzzles
the transition from magni talking about himself while saying "look at that guy" into "look at that horse" throws me off
our maglord became a horse all of a sudden kekw
2:46 it's like he's reading an instruction manual on how to communicate with Bettel! XD
The transition from magni' POV to maple story, freakin lmao 🤣🤣🤣
almost spat my water when magni suggested the rizzler
bettel and the horse always get me 💀
I haven’t watched much of the new tempus boys but… they’re just as chaotic and I love how easy they mesh with the HQ boys. I thought it would be a bit rough cause they seem younger than HQ and even when I saw their debut, I was like meh not for me. But I’m convinced now to watch some of them
People always say "oh, if you want to start watching a vtuber, watch their debut to get a good idea of who they are", but that's the worst idea since that's when they're at their most uncomfortable
@@EisenSMT not only most uncomfortable but also the most scripted. So it’s not their authentic selves really
@@jpachu16 Personally I think it depends on the VTuber. Like the whole reason Vesper is my favourite Tempus HQ boy is because his debut left such a great impression on me. Though I guess it helps that he went off script and did a mini zatsudan lol
Man i relate so much about that sir rant, random people i meet doing everyday things tend to call me sir, like dude im barely in my 20s. I guess my beard and the way i dress doesnt help my looks
For me it's because I got so used to people confusing me for a girl all my life due to my short height, boyish voice, and long hair, though I do have a beard now which probably helps lessen the confusion by a fuckton. From the sound of it, we're about the same age though.
Dude, I'm in my mid forties. You NEVER get used to it.
Im starting to adore Flayon
Bettel losing his mind with the claw machine is one of the funniest things that I've ever seen. How DOES he do it
The start is a certified "TemPee" moment
18:06 EVERYONE THIS IS URGENT
WHO’S THE CUTE VOICED RED BABY ON THE RIGHT SIDE PLS I FEEL LIKE HE’LL GET ME INTO HOLOLIVE
He's Machina X Flayon. He just dropped a cover yesterday. You should watch it. He's awesome. Then the animated intro he did as well, he voiced ALL characters in that intro, even the narrator. He's a great VA.
Machina X Flayon. He's not just cute. He's actually really smart, too, despite his habit of mispronouncing words. He knows a lot about tech stuff, too, because he's been a semi-professional VA for years.
I totally get Dez's point. I'm still in my early 20s, so it's less so for me, but I definitely get the feeling of "man, I really need to grow up with my fashion choices." I would never wear my hair the way I did in High School, shit's way too done up for me to pull it off now.
Fckn Hakka with the “who’s **** ?” Question 😂Dude Machina and Bettel are hilarious I mean all of Tempus is funny all of them lol
C19 .. the way hakka and bettel kept one-upping each other while magni is just baffled at the situation LMFAOOO and their laughs omg
I love the difference in response for Vesper with the 4090 cause he right lol
16:02 im laughing so hard rn
Wait that first clip is literally me and my strat fr
Professionals have standards after all.
@@Arkar-pl9ku ah yes, my favorite strat for public bathrooms; the jarate
Thankfully it wasn't Ollie Charge Rifle strat
nah, too ammo-ineffecient
He got the spirits alright
The purple squad is chaotic af
i need the full version of that magmo verse at the end
2:20 Literally I have conversations like this with people at my work (I work at a morgue). Once I was in the crematorium and my intern asked which colored button to press to turn on the crematorium and I literally said “the once that looks the most like a button” (it was a red button in my defense) but yk I guess I could have done better.
If you ask... Who are the most Chaotic Groups of all the Hololiverse?... The answer will always be the English Group.
I stg Yagoo finds these people by walking into a mental institution & saying "I would like your funniest lunatics, please."
LMAO THANKS for the compilation.
If only you have Snailtare model from Karaoke too. 😂 I don't think there's any clip of that yet anywhere.
This makes me wish I got more HoloTempus in my recommendations
"I wasn't drunk, I was a child" - this sentence works perfectly as it is, or the other way around
Altare and Hakka answering men questions I haven't asked my brother about yet 😂 thanks!
I've been watching Armis for a week now and HOLY SHIIT! Tempus is sooo calm😭
I am here to rest my ears btw...
I can't, Bettel with the horse kills me every time
4:00 wait... You're supposed to get a haircut every month? Or is that just based on preference? I get my haircut ever 4 months
yeah usually, but now i go bald to hobo then get haircut
2:19 I see what you did there
Wait wait wait wait! Idols don't pee!
Then you have to know Ollie's charge rifle strat
@@soksocks Poor Roberu lol
@@darcmoon9096 fr bro lmao
Let it be known that Vesper Noir consumed cyanide for his Brother Jimmy Noir.
He was gonna go to like Fruit Jail - Vesper Noir 2023
Istg vesper is so paranoid holy shit hahahha. I mean we all have issues but his issues are extra lmao
I say don't cross the streams when I pee. [ghost busters reference]
that end card makes me feel things i don't know how to word or describe
edit : that axel does tho
What's better than this? Guys being dudes!
I was like damn what to watch while eating?
See's holotempus clips
Oh damn thats perfect
10 seconds in
Nevermind... atleast they know the strat
Im a hand on hips and let it hang low kinda urinator lmao
I like Vesper sooooo much!
Idk why but to me Flayon sound like perrito from puss in boots 2
Holy shit you're right
C8... I don't even know what he said and what he meant but I'm gonna start watching that guy
oh shit i am same with Vesper in the hair things , i have to cut my hair in like almost 5 years , one time i ask my close friend to cut it for me, but she move to another country......i am planing to visit her this year, cant wait for my hair cut :)
All of these sre out of pocket ngl specially Magni lol
2 minutes of tempus and we already have two genital mutilation bits,
Based.
Man why do people use urinals....Like why not just go into an enclosed space like a toilet.......
Is there footage of Flayon interrupting the HQ stream?
Hello! I’m someone who wants to become a Vtuber in a few years’ time. Do you have any tips for new people?
This isn't exactly the right video to ask this on, a video discussing auditions would be a lot more informative and active. It also depends what kind of tips you're looking for
'how about if it wasn't the riddler, it was the rizlar'
lol i think that'd be a very 'chilled out' superhero, he's got 'high' potential ;)